*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
"I will have silence in the court! Rufas, please put down the crayons and pay attention, this isn't AIM for crying out loud!"
"The Third Inquisitional Court is now in session, in the case of The Empire Of Mankind vs Ina .. Iga .. Igelc .. Gunnar."
"Gunnar, you are charged with the incomprehensible crimes of: Trespassing on Public property, insulting the intelligence of the Imperial Army and consorting with the powers of chaos."
"Gunnar, how do you plead?"
Uh .. Not Guilty. It was my first post and I didn't mean it
"Unacceptable. Your youth will not save you from the damndable powers of the abyss. It is time to begin questioning"
"Where were you between the time of 03:45:00 AM and 04:00:00 AM"
Er, I at my computer...
"And what were you doing?"
I joined Warhammer-Empire.com and made a post, whic-
"How do you justify your remark of, "I am not am Empire player"?"
Im not but if you -
"And yet you found time to trespass on public property... Next question, You are guilty of insulting the Imperial Army."
Wait, that wasn't a question!
"Next you admittingly told of your acquantance with the powers of chaos"
Aren't you susposed to ask me questions?
"And admitted to being a witch"
I never admitted to that!
"Gunnar, you are guilty on all accounts. As dutifully suggested by our good member, Ostermarker, you are sentenced to be burnt at the stake"
WHAT!?
May your immoral soul find rest in the afterlife
Don't I get to call any witnesses?! YOU'RE MAD I TELL YOU
"Guards, take him away"
*Drags Gunnar kicking and screaming from the room*
*Loud scream in background*
*A robbed figure walks up and whispers in Wyzer's ear*
"Say what? What do you mean we have the wrong guy? His little brother made that post? ..."
*BANG* *BANG*
"Court is Adjurned!*