Who needs gloves!!!
I'll take you all on with just my sword and shield!
(Faint voice of a Stirland quartermaster) "we have no swords or sheilds"
Well then face the wrath of my mightly Halberd!
(Quatermaster) 'we have no halberds!'
Spear then!
(QM) 'err... no'
Sharp stick then! what do you mean we have not sticks left...
...Ohh Come on!
(faint sound of quatermaster being kicked around the room and crying like a halfling)