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Offline Midaski

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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1275 on: December 29, 2009, 07:33:57 PM »
(.... in Comic Book stereotypical english scriptwriter German)

Phantom: "Gott in Himmel Weib, jetzt es ist mein go"

Weib: "Nein nein, nicht yet, du machst zwei posten - einer nach dem anderen"

Phantom: "Es ist mein go - oder ich will nicht du nach Belgium fahren"

Weib: "Phantom du bist ein silly Junge - gehst du auf dein zimmer ........ und kein nookie for ein monat................"


[ No I didn't pinch it from Ben Elton's Blackadder scripts  :icon_wink: ]
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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1276 on: December 29, 2009, 07:38:06 PM »
Your german is god awful, but the content is top !
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1277 on: December 29, 2009, 07:41:30 PM »
Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on December 29, 2009, 07:38:06 PM
Your german is god awful, but the content is top !

It was dragged out from 42 years ago, and comics of the 1950's and 60's
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1278 on: December 29, 2009, 07:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Midaski on December 29, 2009, 07:10:58 PM

However can we just clarify where "the first bikini-wearing man at the Eurobashes" will be grabbed - it sounds like it might be painful. :icon_wink:

 :icon_lol:

As Fandir is on his way home to fight it out with his high elves against my dwarfs, all other men (wearing bikinis or not) can breathe a sigh of relief - no need to rush to the Eurobashes to be first, guys!  :wink:

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[  :icon_question: Is anyone else reading this thread and imagining Fandir and der(?) Weib fighting over the same computer to make their posts ...........]

 :icon_arrow: das Weib  :-)

No need to fight over the same computer either - I have been working in my home office all day long, he has got his own computer at work  :icon_biggrin:
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1279 on: December 29, 2009, 07:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Midaski on December 29, 2009, 07:33:57 PM

Weib: "Phantom du bist ein silly Junge - gehen sie auf dein zimmer ........ und kein nookie for einer monat................"

... er ... that's unrealistic ... I am smart enough not to punish myself ...  :-D
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1280 on: December 29, 2009, 08:01:36 PM »
Quote from: Warhammer-Weib on December 29, 2009, 07:58:21 PM

... er ... that's unrealistic ... I am smart enough not to punish myself ...  :-D

... but you said you were going to grab something in a bikini ...............  :engel:
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1281 on: December 29, 2009, 08:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Midaski on December 29, 2009, 08:01:36 PM

... but you said you were going to grab something in a bikini ...............  :engel:

Well, I had to use womanly wiles, hadn't I? Fandir is scared to death and on his way home ...  :engel:
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Offline Feanor Fire Heart

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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1282 on: December 29, 2009, 10:16:37 PM »
I'll wear a bikini if the price is right....
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1283 on: December 29, 2009, 10:30:50 PM »
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1284 on: December 29, 2009, 10:33:16 PM »
Who found my cartoons.

Come on.

Own up.
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« Reply #1285 on: December 29, 2009, 10:53:22 PM »
Quote from: Feanor Fire Heart on December 29, 2009, 10:16:37 PM
I'll wear a bikini if the price is right....

Who gives a crap? I've just noticed you've got the best muppet movie ever in your picture. It even manages to hide the massive racism of Dickens!

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Offline Feanor Fire Heart

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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1286 on: December 29, 2009, 10:56:54 PM »
haha yes it is by far my favorite.  Treasure island wasnt bad either.
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1287 on: December 29, 2009, 11:18:17 PM »
Treasure Island is superior.
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Offline Feanor Fire Heart

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« Reply #1288 on: December 30, 2009, 01:12:32 AM »
I like my new hat


Merrick are you saying Michael Caine is inferior to Tim Curry?  Although I will say it is a close match.
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1289 on: December 30, 2009, 08:56:37 AM »
Dickens is inferior to pirates.
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« Reply #1290 on: December 30, 2009, 10:29:36 AM »
Quote from: Feanor Fire Heart on December 30, 2009, 01:12:32 AM
I like my new hat

My ex-husband has exactly the same hat - make an educated guess why I have broken up with him ...  :wink:
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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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« Reply #1291 on: December 30, 2009, 11:44:17 AM »
I have that exact same hat.
 
 
Were we ever married ?
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1292 on: December 30, 2009, 12:52:29 PM »
Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on December 30, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
I have that exact same hat.
 
 
Were we ever married ?

Thank god - nooooo!   ::heretic::

There you have one reason why we weren't ...  :wink:
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1293 on: December 30, 2009, 12:53:15 PM »
Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on December 30, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
I have that exact same hat.
 
I notice you didn't wear it in front of us Eurobashers - the mockery would have been non-stop. :biggriin:

Just proves that there is at least one person in Germany, the USA and Belgium with a stupid hat ........................

I do not have a hat like that - I do not have a hat, as I find they slide off ...............

I see there is no report on last night's 'battle'.

Der Weib, 1 -  The Phantom, Lost

..... and then of course we also want to know how the game of warhammer went ........ :engel:
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1294 on: December 30, 2009, 12:55:05 PM »
Quote from: Warhammer-Weib on December 30, 2009, 12:52:29 PM
Thank god - nooooo!   ::heretic::


Saved from a life of servitude bearing children and making spaghetti bolognese ..............

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« Reply #1295 on: December 30, 2009, 12:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Merrick on December 30, 2009, 08:56:37 AM
Dickens is inferior to pirates.

Dickens is far superior to that crapfest of a novel. You know not of what you speak.

That hat is pretty crap too.  :happy:

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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1296 on: December 30, 2009, 01:01:02 PM »
Perhaps I should ask for an alteration of my username?

Phantom has a nice ring to it.

...by the way the game went great!

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Saved from a life of servitude bearing children and making spaghetti bolognese ..............

I make excellent "Rinder Roulladen" and "Strauß mit Rotkraut und Knödeln".

If you guys get some nice beef meat I might even cook for you in the bash (when I attend...see no if)
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1297 on: December 30, 2009, 01:09:42 PM »
Quote from: Midaski on December 30, 2009, 12:53:15 PM
I see there is no report on last night's 'battle'.

Der Weib, 1 -  The Phantom, Lost

..... and then of course we also want to know how the game of warhammer went ........ :engel:

Well .... er .... er .... how can I put this into English words without blushing up to the ears? ... Er ... er ... something made us forget warhammer when he came home ...  :icon_redface: ...

Game and report to follow ... er .... next year ...   :icon_biggrin:
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« Reply #1298 on: December 30, 2009, 01:12:18 PM »
yes next years sounds great!

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with pictures of course and a battle report I bet three beers on a high elf victory!
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Re: Warhammer-empire faces
« Reply #1299 on: December 30, 2009, 01:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Fandir Nightshade on December 30, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
...by the way the game went great!

In your dreams?  :-P

The loser is going to buy me a bottle of Ramazotti. :icon_cool:

Make an educated guess who'll be the winner, Fandir!  :engel:
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