Hint: I'm Dutch!
OOh guessing games ...........
Finally someone who responds properly! But alas, all wrong. I'm pretty sure you're aware of that though.
1. Your clogs warp and don't keep your feet dry ........
True, but that's why I've switched to shoes for the winter.
2. Your bicycle rear wheel throws muddy splatters all the way up our back .....and onto your ponytail.
Yes, very annoying that. Has nothing to do with snow though, more with rain in fall. Oh, and it's clear you haven't seen me for two years. There is no ponytail.
3. The piles of white powdery stuff get confused .............
I'm sure the laywers are suffering from that.
4. All the tulips die .............
Nope, they are still in the ground. Just ask your wife- she'll know.
5. Your finger is too cold to stick in the dyke ..............
Not necessary, the water is frozen anyway.
(hint)6. More water means they can get boats up the river to Antwerp ............
Someone has been taking his history lessons! Oh, I'm sorry, you were there when that happened
7. The Vikings can invade quicker on skis .............
(ok now we're getting silly ..........)
Yes, I have no idea where that came from.
8. Your tongue really freezes when you try to lick a lamppost - you've tried that.
No, I haven't. But I guess you have. Not so witty after all, eh?