Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend

[Wyzer1]

[Edit: Yet more evidence!]

I usually run him with a laurels of victory, sword of power and a mark of tzeentch

Its been awhile since I have used him though, I prefer to use the new Arch Lectors (like everyone else nowadays...) They are just a little more tactically versatile

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Congratulations, I put that out there to make sure that I wasn't the only one who was being vigilant...

Noone is outside the inquisitorial gaze (cept mods), not even the inquisition!

Great job, just making sure you all are still with me. Back to the torch! Er, back to torching!

[Wyzer1]

Been a slow week... We are behind on our burnings. I crunched some numbers and unless we torch Stirland we are going to have to make some budget cuts. Its ok, I dont think anyone will miss it (lol)

Second order of business, I thought I'd propose a minor name change:

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace

[Phydox]

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace

I like it!  Especially the acronym:  Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace  I assume you'll divide the Order into a Big branch and a little branch? 

[Warlord]

Wait, Wyzer, were you as Boss In General Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle making the decision to change the name?

With the name change, make sure all the other Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace get appropriate notification.

[Midaski]

Surely much more appropriate would be:

Bullying Unofficial Lily Livered Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle

[Rufas the Eccentric]

I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh. 

[Midaski]

I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh. 

Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................ 

The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 

[Wyzer1]

I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh. 

Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................ 

The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 

lol, alright here we go:

High Inquisitors: Boss In General of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Sollace
Inquisitors: Last In Line of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Taberacle of Sollace
Our taxs department: Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle

[Rufas the Eccentric]

Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................ 
The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 

I am sooo flattered.  Ordering the tee shirts today. 

[HoS]

Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS
Mcknight works for McDonalds
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anethema to all Giants fans.
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caeser, and Lassie talks to you.
Machine-Child works on Mars.
Ostermarker should join me.
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?


Crimes of the Inquisition:

The Scam. You know which one.
The Blatant corruption inherrent in this Order.
Condoning of Mod influence.


Here are the Theological reasons for my new Inquisition:
errr.... brb, going out for pizza. Oh, there's one, you guys haven't mentioned that Sigmar ate nothing but Pizza and a dozen raw eggs each morning. Cause he looks like Gaston.

[Midaski]

Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds        and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet -his diving helmet for the ducking tests

If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.

[Ostermarker]

I read my name, and I'm confused 

What's HOS on about? 

[McKnight]

Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds        and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet -his diving helmet for the ducking tests

If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.

Now now Midaski, we dont critize your moderator operations...

And i Do not work for McDonald's! * hides away mcD paper... and wipes grease from my mouth*
Clearly you are a heretic, Helblaster. Which will mean a burning. Bub the gut with the huge butt will escort you to the prison.

*As Helblaster is moved the prison, Bub spots Vledemere who have died of hunger... uups...  forgot to feed him... in you go!*

Worry not, Ostermarker.. He is a heretic and tries to lure you into corruption!


Also Guvnor's avatar is a soldier from the civil protection in Half life 2...

[HoS]

Ok, sorry about leaving you guys hanging on the rest of my Non-Heretical beliefs, but I'm lazy. Therefore, that's one of my beliefs, and the precepts of the Anti-Lector Party. Now I'm going to start my own thread, as soon as I get home from work at eight. Unlike you guys, I work at a bookstore, so now computer surfing for me. But lots of books, and 20% off all books. And free ice cream. Another perk to being an Anti-Lector.

And Midaski, my apologies, I guess I realized you weren't really part. And no, I'm not going to read an entire 7 page thread just to catch up. I prefer to open up my ignorant mouth and let someone do all the work of filling me in by "correcting" me. Not that I'm ever wrong, of course.

And another thing about the Anti-Lector party:

We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.

Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds        and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with? Anaheim Angels, American Baseball team.
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO The Dog Whisperer's name on American TV is named Cesar.
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?actually, i think he is only cleared to work on Mars Bars Bites.
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?I don't mind it either way but dogg- er... I may have to burn myself.....
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet -his diving helmet for the ducking tests

If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.

[Rufas the Eccentric]

We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.

Hey thats my line.  Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.

Rufas plays dwarfs. and he's well over 6 foot  No I play "Dwarves".  "Dwarfs" can only  be found in old Disney Movies.  It's 6'5" or 195 cm for the rest of the world.

Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.  well it could be a 6, or even three of them .... I wonder what happen to Wyzer0?

Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS See below And Kislev, which as we all no is far to close to the chaos wastes to be healthy

Mcknight works for McDonalds and he sounds Celtic = Orcish  There are about 5 million people living due north of Midaski who will  be paying him a visit to discuss manners once I email his anti-celtic comments to them. 
 
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull) Does anyone wonder how Lord Midaski has such detailed knowledge of this term?

Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. we're back to the 666 Larry Moe and Curly resent your aspersions and will be over to discuss this with you if there is anything left after the Scots.

Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans. plays for, or up with? So you advocate displacing noble Imperial troops for Giants who are not properly housebroken?

dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you. More like Old Shep IMO  Speaking of Shep, Larry, Moe and Curly will soon be joined by their brother from far Cathay.

Machine-Child works on Mars. What he makes chocolate bars? No, he's been put in charge of the soylent green production run.

Ostermarker should join me. ... but who's on top? Been flying in to Minneapolis lately?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet -his diving helmet for the ducking tests
Ducking tests can be a useful skill.

[HoS]

We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.

Hey thats my line.  Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.

Alright, take it up with Eminem, 50 Cent, and MJ, my (dark) Elven minstrels of... cheesy lyrical/possibly sexual/white, black, and we don't know muuzak.

By the way, that's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho.

And my Giants are too housebroken! If an opposing team asks them to nicely lay down and let them win, they always do!

EDIT: New doctrinal change of the Anti-baptist party: If you need a thread to be a party, screw this game. I'll just haunt this thread instead. Should be mildly fun, with less work.

[Veldemere]

Hmmm, so I have had my name dispariged twice in recent posts. Neither person was capable of spelling my name correctly, very poor.

I assume the angels / giants comment was referring to an American 'sport' (TV revenue stream) which no doubt claims to have a world championship open soley to Americans, hmmmmmm.

[HoS]

Nope! We include Canadians to. Thre is also rumour of admitting the Japanese and Korean leagues.

And if I had NOT messed up your name, this thread would have been more boring.

[Wyzer1]

Wow, I lose internet for a weekend and look at all the damage control I must do... Ugh...

Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.  Which happen to be an Empire ally. That and he also plays empire. At least he doesn't play chaos (like you do! HA!)
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.  And? Yours has chaos in its name! ^^^
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS  Not part of our organization (and he contantly tries to undermine it...)
Mcknight works for McDonalds  Heresy I SAY! Burn McKnight! Er... I mean... Uh...
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. Wait, is he even apart of our organization? If so... hes not skaven! If he isn't, torch him!
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.  So's Rufas, why did you call him for being a dwarf? lol
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anethema to all Giants fans.  Baseball sucks...
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caeser, and Lassie talks to you.  Blatant lies...
Machine-Child works on Mars.lol, a 40k reference... not bad. Still blasphemy, but nice reference none the less...
Ostermarker should join me. He'll never turn to the darkside!
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and


Crimes of the Inquisition:  In my best Balders Gate voice: "I AM THE LAW!"

The Scam. You know which one.  not really, theres quite a few. Which one are you referencing?
The Blatant corruption inherrent in this Order.  Its not corruption per se. Its ... Uh ...
Condoning of Mod influence.  My ally is the mod. And a powerful ally it is


Here are the Theological reasons for my new Inquisition:
errr.... brb, going out for pizza. Oh, there's one, you guys haven't mentioned that Sigmar ate nothing but Pizza and a dozen raw eggs each morning. Cause he looks like Gaston.   You may have a point here... I like pizza...

Nope! We include Canadians to. Thre is also rumour of admitting the Japanese and Korean leagues.

And if I had NOT messed up your name, this thread would have been more boring.

Wait, when did we start recruiting Canadians? ... lol

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

Perhaps we can come to some sort of an agreement... I have noticed public burnings bring in quite a large revenue, and I think I know a certain tax collector who might just leave us alone for a slice of the pie (mmm, pie...) 


Oh, BTW. For good measure lets torch Helblaster...

[Guvnor]

Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and

That and presumably something. What did you miss out.

I believe the combine have many lessons to teach the inquisition/ learn from the inquistion: both use horrific torture, although the combine use genetic and neurological torture. We could have some fun combining that with blind faith. Ever seen some of our slaves? Also, the ruthless media campaign and communist-esque control on people's behaviour might be of use to you in suppression of dissent, something the combine soldiers have practised for a looooong time.

I guess you play 1/2life, Wyzer? Maybe I'll meet you in deathmatch or CS:S siometime (and probably lose...)

More importantly SOMEONE HAS SPELLED ALTAR WRONG

Check out new idea for arch lector, I believe by kermitthefrog .

[HoS]

Don't worry about torching me, I got lit up yesterday . Welts everywhere. So embarrasing, I hate losing at paintball.

Baseball is freaking awesome, if you ask me, but everything is second place to football. And not pansy European football where the only physical contact is made by the fans. I mean the kind where you have 3000+ lbs of flesh colliding everyplay. That's the good kind.

[Ostermarker]

Oh, you mean rugby?

You are obvious bloodthirsty, and therefore a cultist of the freaky frenzied new Khorne, rather than martial combat-y old Khorne, and thus must be burnt alive.

[HoS]

I'm sorry, but they don't get the really fat guys in rugby, hence less colliding.

And no, I prefer a West Coast offence to the traditional "up the gut" running style of the olde Steelers and such. I like more USC/49ers/Brady Quinn/Colts style of play. And the New Orleans Saints because they have Reggie Bush, and Reggie Bush is FREAKING AMAZING. Period. End of discussion. Of course, LT is God right now, but Reggie will get his day.

[Wyzer1]

That and presumably something. What did you miss out.

I believe the combine have many lessons to teach the inquisition/ learn from the inquistion: both use horrific torture, although the combine use genetic and neurological torture. We could have some fun combining that with blind faith. Ever seen some of our slaves? Also, the ruthless media campaign and communist-esque control on people's behaviour might be of use to you in suppression of dissent, something the combine soldiers have practised for a looooong time.

I guess you play 1/2life, Wyzer? Maybe I'll meet you in deathmatch or CS:S siometime (and probably lose...)

More importantly SOMEONE HAS SPELLED ALTAR WRONG   K, on it

Check out new idea for arch lector, I believe by kermitthefrog .

@Presumably something - I stopped half-way through my sentence... And when I went back to it I forget what I was going to say 
@Combine - Good points, and some of the weapons we would get (thinks of that massive alien walking thinger-mabobber). Plus I dont think Mr. Freeman exists in Fantasy 
@play half-life2  -  I used to, but the problem right now is I don't have internet at my place (wont for quite awhile...  )

Otherwise I'd play ya

[Ostermarker]

And no, I prefer a West Coast offence to the traditional "up the gut" running style of the olde Steelers and such. I like more USC/49ers/Brady Quinn/Colts style of play. And the New Orleans Saints because they have Reggie Bush, and Reggie Bush is FREAKING AMAZING. Period. End of discussion. Of course, LT is God right now, but Reggie will get his day.

You seem to think I have the foggiest of what you're on about.
He's babbling madness! The Dark Tongue, it must be (if anyone mentions yoda they're dead ) He must be burnt!