Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 250962 times)

Doop123 · « **Reply #250 on:** September 24, 2007, 06:55:29 PM »

Quote from: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:00:57 PM

hey Wyzer1 I would like very much to join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) thats sounds like fun. oh and by the way i have come up with 2 fun ways to kill (or harm) some one!

1) first heat up sand until it's red hot (i know just doing that sounds like fun) then, pour it all over their body. and there you have it a burnt, screaming soon to be dead person!

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or insects eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAP and that sounds gay.

Perambulator · « **Reply #251 on:** September 24, 2007, 07:01:15 PM »

Quote from: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:51:27 PM

I have gone back and edited my mistakes and yes perambulator I know that my bad spelling is a problem and yes I must work on this problem and contrary to popular belief I am. also when I said shut up over and over again i wasn't sad about anything I was just joking around. so yes my spelling will be worked on.

Oh good!

In that case, I think you meant "accept" instead of "except" (which means something completely different)

here:

Quote from: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:16:51 PM

Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up!

Doop123 · « **Reply #252 on:** September 24, 2007, 07:03:07 PM »

Ya that is what I meant, thanks.

McKnight · « **Reply #253 on:** September 24, 2007, 08:48:28 PM »

Im sorry Doop123 but from your latest actions, i would have to arrest you for thredomancy.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17597.25
Given your current post count i put in mind that you are new and just wants a high posts count because that makes you a better general on the table.
I therefor will just give you a warning and a fine.. on a hundred gold crowns, which 113% off goes to Midaski's tax payment office... Damn we keep loosing money...

From now on all minor occurences will be penalised with burnings instead of fines. This will help our poor economy and Rufas' pink goblin might have a chance to cheat Midaski's tax office.

Doop123 · « **Reply #254 on:** September 24, 2007, 09:58:56 PM »

My apology's High Inquisitor I did not notice the last post date for that topic.

McKnight · « **Reply #255 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:22:29 AM »

It seems that you have brought more people along. Bad doop...

Gargoyle · « **Reply #256 on:** September 25, 2007, 02:23:58 PM »

Is it heresy to want to play 'Armies of Arcana' over Warhammer?

Or is it part of the order of things to want to improve your quality of life.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #257 on:** September 25, 2007, 02:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Gargoyle on September 25, 2007, 02:23:58 PM

Is it heresy to want to play 'Armies of Arcana' over Warhammer?

Or is it part of the order of things to want to improve your quality of life.

As long as you play it for the greater glory of Sigmar.... We're OK with it.
However, what's not to love about a game with a movement, magic, shooting, close combat AND argument phase ?

HoS · « **Reply #258 on:** September 26, 2007, 08:16:07 PM »

Yeah, the arguement phase.... I get enough of that at home.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #259 on:** September 27, 2007, 05:12:15 AM »

Quote from: HoS on September 26, 2007, 08:16:07 PM

Yeah, the arguement phase.... I get enough of that at home.

You lucky git !

Johan Willhelm · « **Reply #260 on:** September 27, 2007, 04:21:57 PM »

And lo it came to pass that Johan did gaze upon the majesty of Sigmar's land and was struck by how it had become pollutted by the unclean that did rise against His holy name, flock did he to the Inquisition and announce:

"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

Johan

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #261 on:** September 27, 2007, 04:25:01 PM »

Quote from: Johan Willhelm on September 27, 2007, 04:21:57 PM

And lo it came to pass that Johan did gaze upon the majesty of Sigmar's land and was struck by how it had become pollutted by the unclean that did rise against His holy name, flock did he to the Inquisition and announce:

"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

Johan

While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts

In the name of Sigmar and the Inquisition, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as a Junior Inquisitor (give it like a day and you'lle be a full-Inquisitor

)

Midaski · « **Reply #262 on:** September 27, 2007, 04:54:39 PM »

Quote from: Johan Willhelm on September 27, 2007, 04:21:57 PM

"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

Quote from: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 04:25:01 PM

In the name of Sigmar and the Inquisition, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as a Junior Inquisitor (give it like a day and you'lle be a full-Inquisitor )

Will he get a horse in 24 hours then ?

I mean the swords ok, but he's not going to catch much riding his pet is he?

Just watch out he doesn't offer to sacrifice it though - I understand goats are far more popular than chickens, or doggies or pussies amongst senior chaos cultists

"™"

Quote from: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 04:25:01 PM

While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts

Ooh - please let me sign Rufas - I mean I know he's a bit scrawny, but there must be plenty of room left as you haven't got that many inquisitors.

"Nurses! - Heat up that 'Lord M' branding seal I had made"

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #263 on:** September 27, 2007, 05:03:51 PM »

Quote from: Midaski on September 27, 2007, 04:54:39 PM

Quote from: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 04:25:01 PM
While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts

Ooh - please let me sign Rufas - I mean I know he's a bit scrawny, but there must be plenty of room left as you haven't got that many inquisitors.

"Nurses! - Heat up that 'Lord M' branding seal I had made"

wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy?

lol

And for good measure

Midaski · « **Reply #264 on:** September 27, 2007, 05:15:26 PM »

Quote from: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 05:03:51 PM

wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy? lol

And for good measure

Sshhhh - well No - the 'mark' on his backside would actually put him on a par with my oxen or horses, as it's not like my official seal, or a handwritten signature. Actually given his 'normal' tastes, he'd enjoy the pain ....................

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #265 on:** September 27, 2007, 05:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Midaski on September 27, 2007, 04:54:39 PM

Just watch out he doesn't offer to sacrifice it though - I understand goats are far more popular than chickens, or doggies or pussies amongst senior chaos cultists

I object ! Pussies are definitely first on our list !
I mean 'Offer your pussy to the inquisition' is something I have been hearing regularly from behind the locked interrogation rooms' doors where the Senior Inquisitors question suspects of worshipping Slaanesh....

All the time I'm waiting for somebody to execute and in the meanwhile

(any excuse is good for the

)

lonearcher · « **Reply #266 on:** September 27, 2007, 07:23:02 PM »

Quote from: Midaski on September 27, 2007, 05:15:26 PM

Sshhhh - well No - the 'mark' on his backside would actually put him on a par with my oxen or horses, as it's not like my official seal, or a handwritten signature. Actually given his 'normal' tastes, he'd enjoy the pain ....................

Here’s to a new brand

HoS · « **Reply #267 on:** September 28, 2007, 08:36:36 AM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on September 27, 2007, 05:29:49 PM

I object ! Pussies are definitely first on our list !
I mean 'Offer your pussy to the inquisition' is something I have been hearing regularly from behind the locked interrogation rooms' doors where the Senior Inquisitors question suspects of worshipping Slaanesh....

Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?

Donnachaidh · « **Reply #268 on:** September 28, 2007, 10:22:07 AM »

Quote from: HoS on September 28, 2007, 08:36:36 AM

Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?

Shoot in the gut with a blank round, pull out intestines, nail intestines to tree, chase inquisitor round tree with hot poker so they disembowel themselves.

Leave as warning to others.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #269 on:** September 28, 2007, 11:32:07 AM »

Quote from: Donnachaidh on September 28, 2007, 10:22:07 AM

Quote from: HoS on September 28, 2007, 08:36:36 AM

Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?

Shoot in the gut with a blank round, pull out intestines, nail intestines to tree, chase inquisitor round tree with hot poker so they disembowel themselves.

Leave as warning to others.

Sounds like great fun... Waste of gunpowder though....

McKnight · « **Reply #270 on:** September 28, 2007, 12:51:24 PM »

What is our position towards the new artisans of the Warhammer-empire?

Are they gifted by the dark gods? or is it okay for them to post their drawings as long as they are pro-empire stuff.

Off cause we will need to have the moderator abilities to censor their stuff ... *Looks at Midaski...holding a bag of coins*

Johan Willhelm · « **Reply #271 on:** September 28, 2007, 02:13:18 PM »

Dear Midaski

I resent the allegation that Sigmars work can not be done astride a goat - his work can be done from the back of any reasonably hooved animal such is the power of his word.

PS I wish I looked like this

but really I look like this

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #272 on:** October 02, 2007, 04:25:10 PM »

Alright...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727

We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting!

McKnight · « **Reply #273 on:** October 06, 2007, 01:30:18 PM »

Thanks to Warhammerlord_soth's antention we have a new case of bad tredomancy

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15009.0

Given the person in question's low post count i think a warning should be sufficient. But Ratarsed on the other hand... Must face the consequences... THis is not because he is rat in his name

What do we think Ratarsed trial should be?... the trial of Gooogle? oh yes

Hmm interesting... It came up with a dictionary that explained Ratarsed to be extremely drunk.
This must mean that Ratarsed was exstremely drunk when you posted. All is forgiven and any bill is put on Midaski's tab.

Doop123 · « **Reply #274 on:** October 07, 2007, 12:01:07 AM »

Burn Ratarsed, trial by google is not harsh enough. If it is demanded I will personlay ~~kill~~ cleanse him my self so that Holy Sigmar can judge him.
So, what does the Inquisition comand?

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