Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).
That's because heretics have secretly infilitrated in to key positions inside the inquisition. (That's right, your beloved leaders worship chaos. Secretly of course, but still...)
We do not worship Chaos....
Nurgle is just plain gross, who in their right mind would worship him?
Khorne is just too blunt, nothing to gain from worshipping him...
and Tzeentch has tentacles and other weird things, no worshipping him either
And they all will damn your soul for eternity....
So again, we dont worship chaos, we are just stricken with offtopicitus and are generally lazy