Author Topic: Happy and Random Thoughts! (Read 853234 times)

Cannonofdoom · « **Reply #800 on:** September 02, 2010, 11:19:45 AM »

Every branch of service is ridiculed based on it's quality of life. Being a marine is shitty, so they get ridiculed the least. Next is Army, who only get ridiculed for not having the brains to get into the other branches. Then the Navy, because they are seamen. And finally, the Air Force, because all the good looking females are there, and all the best jobs are there.

jlutin · « **Reply #801 on:** September 02, 2010, 01:00:34 PM »

My favorite army joke...

Marine Officer. Sargent, get a guy and grenades and take that hill.
Army Officer. Sargent, get a tank with artillery backup and take that hill.
Navy Officer. Seaman shell that hill.
Air Force Officer. Yes Sargent, thanks for preparing the plane, I'll go bomb that hill.

The Air Force has the smartest NCO's in the armed forces.

Gneisenau · « **Reply #802 on:** September 02, 2010, 01:05:04 PM »

Nice.

Marine wins on coolness, because infantry > all. Even tanks.

wissenlander · « **Reply #803 on:** September 02, 2010, 01:14:15 PM »

I see someone was an infantryman.

Big Time · « **Reply #804 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:09:30 PM »

The unofficial Army motto: "I should have joined the Air Force." I repeat it to myself daily.

Our Marines have tons of tanks, and I'm the smartest NCO in the armed forces, btw.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #805 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Big Time on September 02, 2010, 03:09:30 PM

and I'm the smartest NCO in the armed forces, btw.

And what does this say about the others ?

Big Time · « **Reply #806 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:59:22 PM »

Ooh hoo hoo! I don't know, Soth, what does it say to you?

red bull · « **Reply #807 on:** September 02, 2010, 04:39:28 PM »

You sound like a therapist.

Gneisenau · « **Reply #808 on:** September 02, 2010, 04:46:21 PM »

So you don't like it when people sound like therapists?

wissenlander · « **Reply #809 on:** September 02, 2010, 04:47:08 PM »

No one should sound like the rapists...

Aldaris · « **Reply #810 on:** September 02, 2010, 04:48:13 PM »

Those two posts basically deserve a double rim shot.

Cannonofdoom · « **Reply #811 on:** September 03, 2010, 06:56:14 PM »

Then perhaps you should seek the council of Tobias Funke, the world's first analrapist.

Finlay · « **Reply #812 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:04:39 AM »

First (preseason) hockey match of the year!

I'm so unfit I expect to die.

Just a shame it's so damn cloudy.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #813 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:09:19 AM »

Write your will before you leave !

Dibs on your army.

Obi · « **Reply #814 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Finlay on September 04, 2010, 11:04:39 AM

First (preseason) hockey match of the year!

I'm so unfit I expect to die.

Just a shame it's so damn cloudy.

Play it over here! We've got bright blue skies.

Also, good luck.

MrDWhitey · « **Reply #815 on:** September 04, 2010, 02:24:53 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on September 04, 2010, 11:09:19 AM

Write your will before you leave !

Dibs on your army.

I wouldn't take his army if he paid me too. Pure filth.

t12161991 · « **Reply #816 on:** September 04, 2010, 02:59:36 PM »

Michigan football starts in 4 and a half hours! Woohoo!

Obi · « **Reply #817 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:23:21 PM »

Quote from: t12161991 on September 04, 2010, 02:59:36 PM

Michigan football starts in 4 and a half hours! Woohoo!

...yay?

t12161991 · « **Reply #818 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:25:29 PM »

The season starts. This is a good thing.

Obi · « **Reply #819 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:31:32 PM »

I figured as much. I just don't see the happiness in that

t12161991 · « **Reply #820 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:41:42 PM »

Quiet heathen.

red bull · « **Reply #821 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:56:30 PM »

The Princess of Belgium has just started bording at my school, and I'm the only other Belgian in the year!

Though I don't really speak any French.

Gneisenau · « **Reply #822 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:18:59 PM »

I would congratulate you if I wasn't so republican.

I'm sure I can find a guillotine somewhere though.

Finlay · « **Reply #823 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:23:31 PM »

One key question: is she hot?

red bull · « **Reply #824 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:40:30 PM »

Medium spicy.

Ohh, sorry you meant fit: yes quite.

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