Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 251211 times)

McKnight · « **Reply #1000 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:17:56 PM »

Well this was a mess until some mods thought it was a dump to toss everything useless in it. And other thought it a place to leave their dung.

It has been brought off topic and critised by many but not by the inquisitors...

phillyt · « **Reply #1001 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:21:37 PM »

Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).

Still, everytime I look in here I don't understand what the point is. Is there a coherant plan anymore?

Phil

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1002 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:23:56 PM »

"The point is the end of the stick we insert first"

, Vlad Drakul.

The coherant plan is Sigmar's....

rufus sparkfire · « **Reply #1003 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:28:18 PM »

Quote from: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 04:17:56 PM

Well this was a mess until some mods thought it was a dump to toss everything useless in it

Hey, I said no more moaning about that! You can't blame the moderators for all the trash in here!

McKnight · « **Reply #1004 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:19:57 PM »

Sorry rufus!

I withdraw my statement which silently blamed rufus.

Well the point is for the High Inquisitors only.

The inquisition's point was to add some comic relief to the forums. Nobody had expected the inquisition

. And it worked. Things were fun, but now they kind of just died out. Breaks are taken in order to ensure new originality to the thread and fun.

Also there will be a nice surprise to you all soon.. rufus knows what im talking about

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1005 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:48:43 PM »

Now behave! St. Rufus is the protective Saint of the Hospital of attached to the Church of St.Midaski! How dare you make accusations in his direction!
That is blasphemy of the highest magnitute, McKnight!

I order you to come to the church at confession hour and we shall judge the level of your blasphemy and see what redemption that fits it.

Hmm... but then, an undertitle saying "Owned by Rufus" would sufice I think. No, let me hear no more such infamies coming from you or I will have to bring this up with the High Inquisitors!

Look at the pyre and repent!

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #1006 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:59:18 PM »

Quote from: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 04:21:37 PM

Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).

ha! so true.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1007 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:01:07 PM »

Well, I must agree with you on this one, Offroad. This was probably the only place where stuff like this raised your post count!
Now, I think it is better order.

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #1008 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:04:52 PM »

EDIT: Hmm, after testing it appears this thread doesn't increase your count

oh well

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #1009 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:07:31 PM »

oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1010 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:09:30 PM »

Quote from: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 06:07:31 PM

oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

phillyt · « **Reply #1011 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:13:27 PM »

Quote from: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 06:07:31 PM

oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

That actually explains alot. All the apathy and angst I mean

Phil

McKnight · « **Reply #1012 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:16:51 PM »

Ah I dont think that any posts in the black table will count to your post count... Perhaps this is mentioned in one of the stickies?

cant believe I almost burned Wissenlander's wife for not having her post count up to date... turns out it happens to everybody here.... oops...

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #1013 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:49:02 PM »

Quote from: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 07:13:27 PM

Quote from: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 06:07:31 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

That actually explains alot. All the apathy and angst I mean

Phil

I think they add to the conversation.

well, I really like to paint and model, thats why I really buy the stuff. Should a gaming group apear in my town I would play more often. Other then that i will just read warhammer-empire and dream of the days to come.

Rufas the Eccentric · « **Reply #1014 on:** April 11, 2008, 04:53:11 AM »

Hey! We are doing OK. The real men thread got locked after a day. Man, it's real bad when you get locked on the Back Table.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1015 on:** April 11, 2008, 04:58:18 AM »

Fellow members of the Inquisition. Today is a glorious day !

His Imperial Majesty has finally recognized our organisation and honoured us with a mission.

Quote from: Grutch on April 11, 2008, 12:16:59 AM

I'm glad you joined the site to rant about a dead Rat. I call the Inquisition on you for being a Skaven Apologist.

-Grutch

Let's destroy the vermin, I say !

Obi · « **Reply #1016 on:** April 11, 2008, 06:12:35 AM »

Yay! We're up and ~~running~~ ~~posting~~ burning heretics again! This day shall be honored like the purification of the Inquisition! Now, let's all spend 25 crowns and teach those rodents a lesson!

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1017 on:** April 11, 2008, 04:18:36 PM »

Yes, I have to report a great miracle has occured in the anti-inquisition tread. Our dear Obi have been healed by mighty Sigmars own flames, as the vile Cal von Random, from now on known by the name Cal von Hereticus, tried to burn his wounded body in said flames. Bot beholf, our mighty lord and benevolent protector healed his faithful servant in said flames!

But for attempting this most gruesome act of blasphemy and heresy, and for making use of a Robohorse in the attempt, he got smites by Sigmar himself, a flash turning him into a human torch and making his inferal machine spring apart!

Now, this of course means we cannot burn Cal, since our Lord found it fitting to punish him himself, but we can surely bring forth the Holy beer, blessed by priests of both Sigmar and Shallya and celebrate!

Obi · « **Reply #1018 on:** April 12, 2008, 09:32:08 AM »

Quote from: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 04:21:37 PM

Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).

Wait, why?

rufus sparkfire · « **Reply #1019 on:** April 13, 2008, 10:13:42 PM »

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/danse/inq.php

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1020 on:** April 13, 2008, 11:03:09 PM »

I love this bit about halberdiers...

"Every time has he been rejected by a letter from the court telling him all disposable units must be able to respond any time necessary."

phillyt · « **Reply #1021 on:** April 13, 2008, 11:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Obi on April 12, 2008, 09:32:08 AM

Quote from: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 04:21:37 PM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).
Wait, why?

As my ex-wife used to say: "Eeee, yeah jammy git!"

Phil

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1022 on:** April 14, 2008, 09:37:38 AM »

/Grumble
I see the diligent and untirring service of the Church of Sigmar, who have been responsible for some of the latest actions against heretics, including saving Inquisitor Obi from a gruesome faith, with the aid of Divine intervention from Lord Sigmar himself, has been intentionally disregarded so as to glorify the Inquisition.
But we brothers of the clergy of Sigmar will keep on working, tirelessly sheparding our congregations, holding sermons, taking confessions, ordaining repentance and taking up hammer and torch to slay the enemies of the Empire and to root out the heretics wherever they are found!
But as always our works goes unnoticed.
/end Grumble

But then, we all know that true reward can come from one source alone! Our holy lord Sigmar!

McKnight · « **Reply #1023 on:** April 14, 2008, 02:36:55 PM »

Behold the Inquisition will rise again like a reborn phoenix!!

Obi · « **Reply #1024 on:** April 14, 2008, 02:50:39 PM »

Haha! I'm still laughing because of the newsletter. It's so brilliant. Thank you rufus and McKnight.

Quote from: Obi on March 29, 2008, 08:41:01 PM

A cat rhyme was made about Philly, 'bout Philly
He said to his wife they are silly, are silly
she did not agree
"the fault lies with thee"
she said and now a sad man is he, is he

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