I decided to play some Madden online for kicks, also to see how good I really was. I was the Niners, other guy was the Giants.
I went up 21-0 in a little over a quarter. He was 4-12 for 59 yards and 3 interceptions (one 32 yard toss up bomb to start the game). He went for it on 4th every time, and every time it was 10+ yards (no conversions). Only once was he on my side of the field. I had a reasonable 4th and 3 on his 18 that I went for and he brought on his field goal team. I saw no one was covering Randy, walked in for the TD (literally threw the ball as soon as it was snapped, just a lob, and there was no one within 10 yards of Randy when he caught it). He blitzed every single defensive play with press-man on the outside and was surprised when I went to quick slants, sticks, draws, counters, and screen plays. All 3 of my TDs came off short yardage plays to counteract the blitz... except there was no one there to cover the receiver. He ragequit after the 3rd interception.
I only wish the Niners playbook had read option in it because I would have mauled him with that.
Maybe I'm halfway decent after all if he's representative of the average player. Because dear lord was he bad.