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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #50 on: June 27, 2016, 08:40:52 PM »
:icon_biggrin:

"Bre-match"

The Iceland fans are crazy. Must be one in four of the entire population there.

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2016, 08:54:17 PM »
jep another brexit is a fact :P
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2016, 08:59:45 PM »
Good grief.

I've been waiting for this guy Sigthorsson to score a winning goal for years now, because "Siegtor" literally means "winning goal" in German.

Really crazy stuff.

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2016, 09:03:57 PM »
Cameron got something right ..................... Armageddon.

Absolutely appalling.


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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2016, 09:43:22 PM »
Vikings.... fucking up England since 794 AD...
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2016, 09:49:06 PM »
What a bunch of useless cunts! I wanted iceland to win by the middle of the second half. They wanted it.

A how can hodgeson sit there and speak of the hunger and skill of the squad. We need to exile him!
There are 40 different shades of black, so many fortresses and ways to attack.

So why you complaining!

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2016, 07:37:25 AM »
Played 4 shit teams.
2 decent performances, 2 bad. 1-2-1.
Had 56 more shots than opponents, scored same #goals.
Half our goals conceded were Joe hart's fault
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2016, 08:22:32 AM »
Yes, Iceland really seems to want it. I love the energy that comes from their squad, far superior to the spoiled entitled attitude I can see in other teams (the Dutch team included).

I think their form of football will crumble against an opponent that's willing to play wholy defensive while hoping for the counter, but nobody is willing to play that way against them because let's face it, they're Iceland!!! If you decide to turtle vs Iceland you're basically saying your team is rubbish!

Go Iceland!!
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2016, 08:48:31 AM »
England suffers from the success of the Premier League.

Firstly too much money so players are so rich they don't really care - they lose and still get their £100,000 plus per week.

Secondly too many foreigners, so not enough English players coming through. [ Ooh why does that sound familiar  :engel: ]

Thirdly conversely not enough English players going abroad and getting that extra experience.

It is embarrassing to see the passion of the Icelandic players, and the Welsh, and both Irish teams.
Just shows you what players outside the English Premier League are capable of - Hodgson has been ok but hardly inspired and never knew what his best team was  - the players though were awful.
Rooney had a period before he came off where he passed the ball away about 5 times in 7 or 8 possessions - awful.
Sturridge did the same thing every time he got the ball, cutting back  in on his left foot - did he ever have a go on the left wing?

Despite him not scoring we should have started with Lallana - every game he has died after about 55-60 mins, but his first half energy has been good, and he is a bit unpredictable.

I think I read Lagerback has never lost to England - he set up brilliantly - two central forwards on Smalling and Cahill, and not allowing Dyer any room.

We were crap and will continue to be so whilst we use Premier League players who don't  really give a toss.

I am just glad I am old enough to have seen 1966  :biggriin:  a couple of brief flurries since but it's mainly been downhill ever since.
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2016, 09:54:47 AM »
We suffer from this desire to be one of the "big boys", but have won 2 knockout games in regulation time since 1990.

Since Beckham retired:
WC 2010- won 1 game (vs slovenia). Battered by germany.
Euro 2012- won 2 games and drew 1, lost to eventual finalists on penalties. Our best tournament!
WC 2014- 1 point.
Euro 2016. won 1 game.

We've won 4 games at 4 tournaments since Becks retired.

We should, imo, set up like an iceland. Defend, be organised, then hit hard on the counter.

Rooney was absolutely dreadful last night, after 2 good games vs Russia (look like the worst team in the tournament) and Wales. I think he should go now. He'll be 33 at the next world cup, and already looked old and slow. Remember his career started early so a 30 for him is probably akin to a 32 or 33 for players with more regularly career paths. Kane's set piece delivery was terrible, and he had the 2 best chances after the penalty and hit them both at the keeper.

Rashford played for 8 minutes and was our best player!

What worries me most is what happens to our young players.
"barkley! next rooney! hype hype hype"- been shit for 2 years.
"sterling! amazing! 50 million!"- done absolutely nothing for man city, or england.
"Alli! catalyst for Spurs title challenge!"- dreadful tournament
"john stones! 30 mill! best young defender"- crap season, didn't even play.
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2016, 09:57:08 AM »
Congratulations to Iceland!

Are Wales still in this?
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #61 on: June 28, 2016, 09:59:35 AM »
Iceland's chant is really awesome! reminds me of a viking shield wall pre battle.

Yes, Wales are in it. Quarter final vs Belgium. They're in the "easy" half of the draw, with a potential semi vs Portugal if they can beat Belgium.
I wouldnt be that surprised if they got to the final! although Belgium have looked much improved since getting battered by Italy (who probably loo0k the best team at the moment)
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2016, 10:15:32 AM »
Wales vs Iceland for the final, please!
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2016, 10:53:02 AM »

You do get odd results in the euros. (denmark and Greece).
Would be awesome!
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2016, 03:12:20 PM »
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked in to a pub .........................















.............. to watch Wales play in the quarter-final.  BadumTish    :biggriin:

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #65 on: June 28, 2016, 04:54:45 PM »
Italy has really impressed me  - the entire defensive unit is simply a monolith and they conter well. I can see them beating Germany and then France on the way to the final. Belgium is likely going to be their rival there, after knocking out Poland in the semi-final ;)
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #66 on: June 28, 2016, 06:09:47 PM »
Wales vs Iceland for the final, please!

If Iceland make it to the final, they will have beaten England, Italy and France on the way (most likely).

Not very probably, but not quite impossible either...

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #67 on: June 28, 2016, 06:16:11 PM »
Wales vs Iceland for the final, please!

If Iceland make it to the final, they will have beaten England (check), France and Italy Germany on the way (most likely).

Not very probably, but not quite impossible either...

fixed that and adjusted the sequence to represent the order in which they can be checked off  :closed-eyes:
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #68 on: June 28, 2016, 06:18:19 PM »
Good grief.

I've been waiting for this guy Sigthorsson to score a winning goal for years now, because "Siegtor" literally means "winning goal" in German.

Really crazy stuff.

http://www.der-postillon.com/2016/06/sigthorsson-eigenthorsson.html
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #69 on: June 28, 2016, 06:27:43 PM »
http://www.der-postillon.com/2016/06/sigthorsson-eigenthorsson.html

:icon_lol:

fixed that and adjusted the sequence to represent the order in which they can be checked off  :closed-eyes:

I was about to post Italy's track record against Germany by way of reply, but I realized that the whole world does not contain enough Scarlett Johansson gifs to cheer me up afterwards.

Let's just say that there's no reason for optimism.
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Offline Midaski

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #70 on: June 28, 2016, 07:51:35 PM »
Well the nice thing is that one unusual nation will get to the final.

Having Germany, Spain, France and Italy all on the same side of the draw is great - one of them might win, but Belgium, Wales, or Poland will be a refreshing change.














Just as long as it's not Ronaldo  :engel:
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #71 on: June 28, 2016, 08:23:03 PM »
Hodgson got a 14 million pay off , on top of the 14 milion we paid him for the four years he was in charge. £28million in four years. WTF!

For his record in two tournaments. He even seemed to have his resignation speak pre written for after the game. That is not a positive prep for a game against ICELAND! He hada gaul to say the player did what they are told, and we paid him how much?
Love their clapping thing, it is very shield wall.
There are 40 different shades of black, so many fortresses and ways to attack.

So why you complaining!

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #72 on: June 28, 2016, 10:00:22 PM »
 :engel:

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2016, 07:37:46 AM »
Just as long as it's not Ronaldo  :engel:

This!!!
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Re: Euro Soccer Finals 2016
« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2016, 07:05:05 PM »
Well it starts good for Poland!
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