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Title: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 03, 2007, 09:42:56 PM
In loving memory of our good friend Rufas

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle

After an entertaining trip through a couple other threads, and losing numerous forum members to ... being burnt to a crisp by Rufas's torch ... along with a brief thread-hijacking and discussion with McKnight, I thought it was high-time we worked out an "Unofficial" Inquisition on this grand site, to prevent any unnecessary burnings

Wyzer1 - Constantly getting harassed by peons...

McKnight, Valdemere, dWhisper, machine-child, Ostermarker, Guvnor, Helblaster_Of_Sigmar, lonearcher, Doop123, warhammerlord_soth, Helborg, blind knight, Obi, Alexander de Wissont, Ben Seib, Mathi Alfblut, HighPriest Rian.

Members and Positions:
Inquisitor Levels
High Inquisitors: Boss In General of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Taberacle of Solace
 Wyzer1
Inquisitors:
  Vlademere, dWhisper, dWhisper, machine-child, Ostermarker, Guvnor, lonearcher, Helblaster_Of_Sigmar, Hochland Hero, warhammerlord_soth, Helborg, Obi, Mathi Alfblut, HighPriest Rian, Alexander de Wissont, blind knight, Ben Seib, HighPriest Rian
Poo Bucket
  McKnight

Inquisition Positions
Minister Arbites of Smiting Heretics
Malthi Alfbut
Investigations: Secret Heresy Investigation and Torture
Alexander de Wissont
Public Relations: Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma
  Helblaster_Of_Sigmar, lonearcher
Executions: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments
  Doop123, warhammerlord_soth
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes
  Lone Archer

Order of conduct!

A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.

All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.

Here is the code

* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.

* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.

* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.

* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.

Members On Probation:

Suspects
Rosencrantz - Crime: Minor Case Of Threadomancy and Unnatural knowledge of the forces of Chaos (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.msg202195#msg202195 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.msg202195#msg202195))
Joey - Crime: Building a Full-Sized Dreadnought and Wearing Marine Armor (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17567.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17567.0))
Garan - Crime: Using a two steam tank/War Altar list and spelling War Altar as, Walter. (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.0))
masterengineer - Crime: Plotting to assassinate Empire religous and state figures (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17511.msg202197#msg202197 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17511.msg202197#msg202197))
Mark Perry - Plotting to use two gods on a single war altar
kiron(1) - Crime: Threadomancy (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=14806.msg201247#msg201247 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=14806.msg201247#msg201247))

Burnt to a crisp:
Crimsonsphinx  ::heretic::
Spiney  ::heretic::
Captscott  ::heretic::
Gargoyle  ::heretic::
patsey02  ::heretic::
Gneeisenau  ::heretic::
Phydox  ::heretic::
Pojni  ::heretic::

Things Deemed "Heretical":
Mission Statement
To take over the known world

The seven holy principles
§1 of obedience to the Lord Protector and reunification of one's own will

§2 of the privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication

§3 how the brethren may dress and clothe themselves (wear black and only symbols like ghal-maraz or the twin tailed comet)

§4 how the brethren will maintain the secretive nature of the order

§5 the instilling of fear through the regular use of public execution and trials by ordeal.

§6 the suppression of mercy


Methods of Obtaining Information:
The Wirlig
A cylinder cage that can spin around. When in use, step away to avoid vomit

The Scold's bridle
Iron mask put on the subject's face with an iron spike that goes into the mouth of the subject, effectively gaggin him to ensure he does not cast spells or incarnations. Not for S&M use!

The wheel
large Wheel on a pole. Subject is strapped to the wheel and spun around.

Methods of Obtaining Confessions/Punishment:

Trial by cake
The subject must eat three pieces of cake at the Altar, Sigmar's wrath will cause him to choke, if guilty.

Trial by fire I
Subject must walk ten paces while holding a hammer that has been set alight. If the hammer is dropped, the subject is guilty. If the subject completes the test (given his flesh is unharmed from the fire) he is innocent.

Trial by fire II
Subject must walk across red-hot pkoughshares without showing any sign of harm.

Trial by water
The accused must remove a stone from a larger iron pot of boiling water with his bare hands. If his skin shows any sign of damage he is found guilty.

Trial by Hammer I
The accused must stand upright with his arms stretched out forming a T shape, symbolizing the Ghal Maraz. To prove his innocense he must remain in this position for a lenght of time determined by the witch hunters.

Trial by Hammer II
Subject shall be beaten with a predetermined number of hits with a hammer blessed by a priest. If subject's flesh shows damage he is a witch.

Trial by Water II
Subject shall be bound and gagged and feet strapped to a large stone and lowered into a lake. If subject reemerges, subject is a witch.

Trial by Fire 3:
Victim Supect shall be burnt at the stake: If Suspect survives, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

Trial By Cannon:
Victim Supect shall be shot at point blank by a cannon. Should suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly. Alternative is to be shot out of a cannon, during a battle. Should suspect return, he is innocent

Trial Of Regeneration:
Victim Supect shall be de-armed, and de-legged. After four days if suspect re-grows limbs, he is a heretic and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Stake:
Victim Supect shall be placed in an iron maiden. Should Suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Flogging:
Victim Supect shall be flogged and beaten for 20 minutes. Should suspect make any noise, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

Trial by Axe: The suspected has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off. so we burn him. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head.

Trial by Google: Suspects name shall be entered into the google search engine, followed by the hitting of the button "I'm Feeling Lucky". Should the page that comes up be considered adequate, suspect is considered a witch for manipulating the google search engine to his own gain, but should the page be considered inappropriate or not adequate, suspect is a witch and should be dispatched accordingly
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on August 03, 2007, 09:57:32 PM
To me, this looks more like a Count's Tavern candidate.

Keep it fun ;-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 03, 2007, 10:37:59 PM
Things deemed heretical: Surely dressing as any of the characters from any of the games, If you promise not to dress as the characters I promise not to burn you at the stake in real life!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: machine-child on August 04, 2007, 12:35:20 AM
Things deemed heretical: Surely dressing as any of the characters from any of the games, If you promise not to dress as the characters I promise not to burn you at the stake in real life!

Lol, seconded
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on August 04, 2007, 04:21:56 AM
how about making threats?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 04, 2007, 04:40:20 AM
Oh, no, no, we can't have that a heresy. How could we carry out our inquisitional duties without being heretics ourselves if that were the case?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 04, 2007, 05:46:42 AM
You all sound like witches to me.
No discussion can take place after dark, for that is the hours when witchesmake their mayhem and their covens meet.

Bring back dunking.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 04, 2007, 06:19:16 AM
Where can one apply for a position in this organisation ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 04, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Well you need to go through the witch hunter training!  And buy the witch hunter's handbook* (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/quill/witch.php (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/quill/witch.php))

Actually Wyzer our powers should be:
The six holy principles

§1 of obedience to the Lord Protector and reunification of one's own will

§2 of the privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication

§3 how the brethren may dress and clothe themselves (wear black and only symbols like ghal-maraz or the twin tailed comet)

§4 how the brethren will maintain the secretive nature of the order

§5 the instilling of fear through the regular use of public execution and trials by ordeal.

§6 the suppression of mercy



Now, one thing Rufas is doing wrong is just burning people. Before burning we need to torture the subject to gather all the infomation we can... and of course, the confession. We cant kill without the confession, that would be barbaric.
That is why we need torturers.

People we also should keep a close eye on are the painters on this forum. I have a strong feeling, many of them have been tempted by the dark Gods to get a better talent.

Doing battle reports is always a good thing. Im planning on making my witch hunter army (no arch lector... Arch lectors have nothing to do with the secret witch hunters. No im using Witch hunter generals and captains, aided by local priests).
Since my most played opponent is mortal chaos, cleansing should be no problem.

*You dont really have to buy this book to enter lol... but its a cool addition if you love witch hunters.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 04, 2007, 07:00:10 PM
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will


Except when accusing him of heresy in order to get up the promotion ladder.  You can't be a proper inquisition without grassing your superiors/peers/mates up in order to boost your own position- that is, until someone else reveals your power-mad and heretical activities.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 04, 2007, 08:30:57 PM
Shame on you Midaski lol... too bad it shows that you edited my post! :icon_lol:   
Who - Moi :engel:

We will make it clear that mods are not automatically on the witch hunter team...

True witch hunters dont think about politics... (only those who are in the position of power (Witch hunter captains and above)) but only care about cleansing the lands and protecting the innocent in the name of Lord Sigmar.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 04, 2007, 08:40:34 PM
I agree with Calvin - keep this fun and it could be great.

Feel free to form your society ...............

However be sure to register it at the Chancellor's Office, with the appropriate fee.
Then do appoint a treasurer - Rufas is not recognised as suitable, given his track record with the Nordland Timber Company, and the 'sooting' scam - who must ensure your accounts are submitted annually for tax purposes.



Small Print:
In the event of non-payment of the Emperor's Taxes all the members become jointly and severally liable and will be tortured and burnt for non-payment.

  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 04, 2007, 09:23:56 PM
You did it again!...

One more time and you will meet my experienced torturer... Mr. Feather! :ph34r:

I thought witch hunters got paid by the Temple of Sigmar... not the other way around... Your tax money goes into our pockets! bwhaha
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 04, 2007, 10:32:21 PM
McKnight, you make the mistake of hitting Midaski with something he does not fear, threats. Hit him with something he truly fears, youth!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 05, 2007, 02:17:37 AM
Quote from: McKnight
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:

Our chief power is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two holy powers are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... argh, our three powers are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical dedication to Midaski... our four... no, amongst our powers are... oh, sod it, I'll try again.

...

Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 05, 2007, 06:24:34 AM
Let them get some wealthy members first and then publically slate them as heretics through the Town Cryer and I'll sort out this part...

...and will be tortured and burnt for non-payment.

We have some nice warm apartments for your kind down 'ere my lad...  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 05, 2007, 08:15:57 AM
McKnight, you make the mistake of hitting Midaski with something he does not fear, threats. Hit him with something he truly fears, youth!

AH yes true... Could Midaski perhaps be a vampire of old times, since he is so old as he is? :ph34r:

Nice one FVC :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: stretch_135 on August 05, 2007, 10:38:10 AM
Quote from: McKnight
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:

Our chief power is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two holy powers are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... argh, our three powers are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical dedication to Midaski... our four... no, amongst our powers are... oh, sod it, I'll try again.

...

Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.

Do we bring out the plastic-coated dish-drying rack?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 02:40:47 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Garan on August 06, 2007, 03:51:12 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake

In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 04:06:33 AM
To Wyzer1
Holy Inquisitor

Gee, I go away for the weekend, have a pleasent time meeting Herr Wissenlander, and the lovely Frau Wissenlander, and come back to find all of this going on.  So many things to comment on.

First, Wyzer1, Are you sure this is not merely a means to furthering your personal campaign against those who dare speak of "War Alter" or "Waltar"?

With respect to Kiron, I was truly hoping the kid would get a royal pardon from Emperor Grutch.  If Grutch is reading this, Kirons grieving widow and 12 starving children would probably appreciate the gesture.

I have informed Midaski, that my stocks of Nordland Timber are depleted, and I am only using them on a pro bono basis in service of the Church.  

of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh?  Don't you mean renunciation?  Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect.  Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.

Now, one thing Rufas is doing wrong is just burning people. Before burning we need to torture the subject to gather all the infomation we can... and of course, the confession. We cant kill without the confession, that would be barbaric.
That is why we need torturers.

While torture is a pleasent advocation, I resent the implication that I was only about burning heretics.  People forget the lucrative business of selling indulgences to those who were merely slightly over the line, or to those who were fearful of an accusation. 
Now speaking of indulgences, we of course must raise money for the endeavor.  Do you think that firewood grows on trees or something?

Well do you?

However, beware of the of the evil tricks that the elderly Lord of the Exchequer can play.  You are just getting started and already he has you ready to write a check for taxes.  Never forget that the Inquisition is an arm of the Holy Church of Sigmar, and as such under Section 503(c) of the Imperial Tax Code is a tax exempt entity. 

However, if one is feeling sorry for Midaski, you can send care packages of Grecian Formula, Bengay, Viagra and Adult Diapers.
Quote from: McKnight
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:
Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.
Nobody expects the Nordland Inquisition.

Overall, I think the undertaking is a most worthy endeavor.  I have tried to fight the creeping influence of Chaos on my own, and have been ridiculed and threatened by imperial tax collectors for my efforts.  The task is far beyond the ability of any one person to undertake.  While I am happy to help the endeavor, the burden of command is too great given my most recent wounds.  I believe Herr Wyzer1 would be the perfect choice for High Inquisitor.  

In the meantime, I shall start purchasing additional firewood.

Rufas of Nordland
Provisional Wizard Lord, 4th Level
4077th Field Hospital
Talebec Borders
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 04:14:43 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake

In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan

Clearly they are over reacting.  The innocent such as yourself, have no reason to worry as the Inquistion is always completely fair and just in their deliberations......

On the other hand perhaps you should consider the purchase of an Indulgence or two just to be safe.  I can now offer two kinds.  Those signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginest if your are a Sigmarian, and hot off the presses, Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, for those of a more Ulrican nature.  It's safest to get one of each.

 :engel: 
I love this smiley.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 10:17:34 AM
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh?  Don't you mean renunciation?  Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect.  Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.

Lol midaski put it there himself  :-D

We dont really need to make money Rufas... We get our money from the church of sigmar.. So its their problem to get taxes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 10:19:37 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake

In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan
What defense?  :biggriin:
Well yes maybe Wyzer is using his power to move his personal campaign.. naughty naughty wyzer... Walter have nothing to do with heretics... Walters are dwarfs remember  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 06, 2007, 12:35:34 PM
2 stanks and a WAltar, sounds to me like all his Empire troops were selected because they were under 5 foot tall with big beards. A hex on him, mark his house with the taint, Rufas, please accept my order for more firewood, (I have sent payment by Engineer, we were going to send by pigeon but we figured they were worth more in battle than an engineer)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 03:43:37 PM
We dont really need to make money Rufas...

Careful, this is dangerously close to heresy.

of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh?  Don't you mean renunciation?  Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect.  Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.

Lol midaski put it there himself  :-D

Another example of moderator abuse, eh?  Remember, we always have the power to modify our own postings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 03:46:48 PM
Another example of moderator abuse, eh?  Remember, we always have the power to modify our own postings.
sssshhush! They might take that away!  :engel:

Well yes maybe Wyzer is using his power to move his personal campaign.. naughty naughty wyzer... Walter have nothing to do with heretics... Walters are dwarfs remember  :-D
uh, whatever could you mean?!

BTW, its the context...

EDIT: Alright, I downgraded you to under suspician... The inquisition is always watching... (except on weekends and nights when I am AFK)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on August 06, 2007, 04:08:36 PM
sssshhush! They might take that away!  :engel:

:razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 06, 2007, 04:12:59 PM
Not that I want to risk moderation myself (or indeed any of the nasty technical things Calvin can do to me), but surely in your signature it should be "who killed whom".

Veldemere- official inquisition into the use of the English language!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on August 06, 2007, 06:13:25 PM
It's a quote, that's the way it was said.

And given your current post number and the fact that you failed to recognize Python, I think that perhaps the witch hunters should take a look your way. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 06:18:31 PM
It's a quote, that's the way it was said.

And given your current post number and the fact that you failed to recognize Python, I think that perhaps the which hunters should take a look your way. :ph34r:
hmmm

 :evil:  DEMON!

How aboot that, he didn't even need to use the Moderator Mace to quelch you...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 06:54:23 PM
Rufas, we as witch hunters... templars of sigmar need not to make money, thats what the church of sigmar is for... to have believers pay to see some bones (which we say were some lector's).

Yes Veldemere you better change your post number....quick...by saying in a post that you donate money to rufas...because he is so fond of them...

This is quite some group we are getting  :-P
 Wyzer with his personal campaign against waraltar abusers and mispellers and Rufas' greedy campaign for money...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 07:16:54 PM
Well:
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa149/wyzer1/vlad.jpg)
And now Vlademeres lapse into the realms of chaos has been immortalized forever in photobucket

If only he would have spelt War Altar wrong...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 09:02:03 PM
Referal to the High Inquisitor.

Herr Rosencrantz, for the possible* crimes of Thredomancy and knowledge of the ways of Chaos.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.0  (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.0)

Very truly yours.

Rufas the Eccentric.

Have a nice day!  :-)

* All suspects are presumed innocent until tortured, tried and burned at the stake.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 09:13:30 PM
Rufas, your shaping up nicely  :-) Good to see your subjecting the victims suspects to the court before administering your own judgement

As to the crimes themselves:

Threadomancy: This is not a serious case. A mere 2 months is nothing to get worked up over. This deserves nothing more than a mild sentence at worst. I thereby sentence Rosencrantz to be used as target practice for the Helblaster Volleygun crews. Since you are going to survive this, that brings us to the next crime...

Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole from retaliation retribution suspician from the inquisition

Failing that, do you know how to do taxes? Are you Ulrican? We are in need, for the one we shall refer to as, "Overlord" is demanding us do our taxes, and we cant figure it out
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 09:28:06 PM
Yes i agree Rufas. Also with wyzer. 2 months is not bad. But thredomancy is a serious crime since it has roots in necromancy. Remeber its not just chaos but also Old night that we hunt.

I agree in the sentence of helblaster target.

knowledge of chaos is bad...baaaad and will result in investigation.


Yes Mr. Overlord would like to have his money...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 06, 2007, 10:55:49 PM
Hear a tick.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 07, 2007, 10:27:37 AM
Rufas, we as witch hunters... templars of sigmar need not to make money, thats what the church of sigmar is for... to have believers pay to see some bones (which we say were some lector's).

Yes Veldemere you better change your post number....quick...by saying in a post that you donate money to rufas...because he is so fond of them...

This is quite some group we are getting  :-P
 Wyzer with his personal campaign against waraltar abusers and mispellers and Rufas' greedy campaign for money...

Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings ........................  :engel:


See below ...........
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on August 07, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole from retaliation retribution suspician from the inquisition

He's a witch!!! BURN HIM!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 07, 2007, 03:29:49 PM
As stated elsewhere:
Quote
Nice signature, Midaski, but redundant.  It could be either a campaign for money, or simple greed.  I prefer greed.  It's so much more direct.

Everyone is under the mistaken assumption that the only reason I seek out heretics is in a lustful search for money.  I live quite comfortably from my Nordland military payroll and the profits from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights (not to mention the fringe benefits). And I am scrupulous in paying all of the taxes that my incredibly creative tax accountant* says I should pay.

With respect to the operating expenses, The Holy Church of Sigmar covers the fixed capital expenditures, but the operating costs (whips, chains, feathers, poision, iron maidens, replacement ropes for racks, mysterious black cloaks, various weapons, continuing education for our torturers,  not to mention firewood) (do you think it grows on trees?) must be financed by the Inquisition on it's own accord.  I merely seek to put the Inquisition on a sound financial footing.


* AKA The Pink Goblin
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 07, 2007, 05:09:33 PM
Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole from retaliation retribution suspicion from the inquisition

He's a witch!!! BURN HIM!!!!
Bah... I wouldn't go after someones soul! Thats something only the cruel powers of chaos would do... I attack peoples feet!

While we are at it... Can a male be a witch??
Quote from: Wikipedia
The majority of people identified as practitioners of witchcraft in history were women.[citation needed][dubious – discuss] Likewise, in legends and popular culture the stereotype is female. The term witch is typically feminine: masculine equivalents include wizard, sorcerer, warlock,[1] and magician.
An accusation such as that against a high ranking Imperial Inquisitor had better have a sound backing, lest you find yourself tied to a bed and tickled by no less than 5 dwarf women... (I almost said Rufas's old girlfriends, but though that to be in bad taste  :laugh:)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 07, 2007, 05:21:58 PM
Quote
An accusation such as that against a high ranking Imperial Inquisitor had better have a sound backing, lest you find yourself tied to a bed and tickled by no less than 5 dwarf women... (I almost said Rufas's old girlfriends, but though that to be in bad taste  )

Only the "old" (either "chronologically" or as in "former") is incorrect.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on August 07, 2007, 05:28:56 PM
Note that I bolded SOLE, when in fact it should be SOUL.  Hence, you are a witch!  BURN HIM!!!!

*PS the BURN HIM bit was also referencing Monty Python...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 07, 2007, 05:35:49 PM
Everything in one way or another references Monty Python
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 07, 2007, 05:42:16 PM
As stated elsewhere:
Quote
Nice signature, Midaski, but redundant.  It could be either a campaign for money, or simple greed.  I prefer greed.  It's so much more direct.

Everyone is under the mistaken assumption that the only reason I seek out heretics is in a lustful search for money.  I live quite comfortably from my Nordland military payroll and the profits from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights (not to mention the fringe benefits). And I am scrupulous in paying all of the taxes that my incredibly creative tax accountant* says I should pay.

With respect to the operating expenses, The Holy Church of Sigmar covers the fixed capital expenditures, but the operating costs (whips, chains, feathers, poision, iron maidens, replacement ropes for racks, mysterious black cloaks, various weapons, continuing education for our torturers,  not to mention firewood) (do you think it grows on trees?) must be financed by the Inquisition on it's own accord.  I merely seek to put the Inquisition on a sound financial footing.


* AKA The Pink Goblin

You forgot our wide brimmed hats! :icon_eek: what are we to do without our cool hats!?

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 07, 2007, 09:18:21 PM
I just got a red flag thrown: I bolded the important parts  :-o
Hi all, I'm Igelkotten(1) Gunnar real name is David  :closed-eyes: and I'm from Sweden

I'm not new on this site, been around here for about a year now, but never really bothered to make an account, until now. :happy:
I'm 17 year old and been playing Warhammers for about 5 years now. Although I'm not an Empire player(2) (hope you won't put me on the stake) :engel: I have been playing them but needed so many soliders and my economics couldn't handle it, stupid infantry hordes(3)  :-( so now I have decided to move to Dogs of War (infantry horde again)  :eusa_wall:
Other list of armies are Wood Elves, Chaos(4) and Lizardmen

Although it's feels good with large infantry armies panic can be a real pain in the a**, witch(5) I painfully discoverd to day  :biggriin:
1.) Sounds awefully close to a chaos daemons name...
2.) Doesn't play Empire
3.) Calls our army a stupid infantry hoard
4.) Plays chaos
5.) Admits to being a witch

Are we allowed to burn members on their first post?  :|
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Igelkotten Gunnar on August 07, 2007, 09:27:21 PM
"Oh now, oh now what shall I do" <runs around in a circle waving hands above his head>



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on August 07, 2007, 09:36:02 PM
Wyzer, that's not a proper way of running things. Inquisition is all good and well, and burning people too, but you need a trial first.



*cough*



It might be a faked one, but you need it.
That means: A judge, a prosecutor (who may not be the judge - we are supposed to be civilized!) and a defense attorney.

And I would be doubly carefull to condemn a man who comes from a country that provides us with cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks in happy blue and yellow.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 07, 2007, 09:59:19 PM
Quote
cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks

torture? is that before or after they're made?

I doubt we could condemn him for 1.

2. He then goes to contradict
Quote
I have been playing them

3. A playful jest surely?

5. A spelling error merely.

4. However, is utterly reprehensible. A confession! :ph34r:

The maximum penalty the law allows is to be burned to death. However, in view of your previous good background. I am disposed to be lenient. I therefore sentence you to be burned alive.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Igelkotten Gunnar on August 07, 2007, 10:18:08 PM
I will be my own defense attorney.  :engel:

1. Igelkott = hedgehog  :ph34r:
2. But I still have them left  :biggriin:
3. I wrote hordes, so that could be any horde army (Orcs & Goblins)  :engel:
4. ... I rest my case...  :dry:
5. Spelling error  :happy:

My defense good  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 07, 2007, 11:15:08 PM
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
"I will have silence in the court! Rufas, please put down the crayons and pay attention, this isn't AIM for crying out loud!"

"The Third Inquisitional Court is now in session, in the case of The Empire Of Mankind vs Ina .. Iga .. Igelc .. Gunnar."

"Gunnar, you are charged with the incomprehensible crimes of: Trespassing on Public property, insulting the intelligence of the Imperial Army and consorting with the powers of chaos."

"Gunnar, how do you plead?"

Quote
Uh .. Not Guilty. It was my first post and I didn't mean it
"Unacceptable. Your youth will not save you from the damndable powers of the abyss. It is time to begin questioning"

"Where were you between the time of 03:45:00 AM and 04:00:00 AM"
Quote from: gunnar
Er, I at my computer...
"And what were you doing?"
Quote from: gunnar
I joined Warhammer-Empire.com and made a post, whic-
"How do you justify your remark of, "I am not am Empire player"?"
Quote from: gunnar
Im not but if you -
"And yet you found time to trespass on public property... Next question, You are guilty of insulting the Imperial Army."
Quote from: gunnar
Wait, that wasn't a question!
"Next you admittingly told of your acquantance with the powers of chaos"
Quote from: gunnar
Aren't you susposed to ask me questions?
"And admitted to being a witch"
Quote from: gunnar
I never admitted to that!
"Gunnar, you are guilty on all accounts. As dutifully suggested by our good member, Ostermarker, you are sentenced to be burnt at the stake"
Quote from: gunnar
WHAT!?
May your immoral soul find rest in the afterlife
Quote from: gunnar
Don't I get to call any witnesses?! YOU'RE MAD I TELL YOU
"Guards, take him away"

*Drags Gunnar kicking and screaming from the room*
*Loud scream in background*
*A robbed figure walks up and whispers in Wyzer's ear*

"Say what? What do you mean we have the wrong guy? His little brother made that post? ..."

*BANG* *BANG*
"Court is Adjurned!*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 08, 2007, 05:51:43 AM
I plea for further leniency. Instead of burning him at the stake, whe should burn him like a steak....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 08, 2007, 11:30:01 AM
Wyzer, that's not a proper way of running things. Inquisition is all good and well, and burning people too, but you need a trial first.



*cough*



It might be a faked one, but you need it.
That means: A judge, a prosecutor (who may not be the judge - we are supposed to be civilized!) and a defense attorney.

And I would be doubly carefull to condemn a man who comes from a country that provides us with cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks in happy blue and yellow.

ahrem...
The six holy principles

§2 of the privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication

We dont need a judge, jury or even executioner....we have cut them off the budget...

Mr. Wyzer... I suggest we use the swedish person. Hedgehog Gunnar...is a cool name, you must admit... it made me laugh.
Now we could maybe use Mr. Gunnar. We could blackmail him to infiltrate his chaos cult and point out the leader so we may burn him... then we will...ehm clear Hedgehog's name and get good deals at the IKEA market for racks...
Or maybe we should just torture him for information...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 08, 2007, 03:01:54 PM
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
"I will have silence in the court! Rufas, please put down the crayons and pay attention, this isn't AIM for crying out loud!"
Rufas puts the crayon down.

"What did I miss something?  Before you actually burn the boy I would like to make a brief statement in his defense.

With respects to counts 1, 3, & 5 the Court must have leniency on those for whom High Imperial is not a native language.  While, cause for suspicion, the Empire can only grow with the help of immigrants.  Before casting judgment, Wyzer1 (a name that also seems somewhat chaotic) should ask himself how he would fare on a Swedish forum?

With respect to count 2, his youth is surely the reason for this.  It is as he states, an an expensive army to build given the large number of figures required. He has at least taken the first step towards Imperial glory by signing up to this hallowed site.  We should be encouraging potential empire generals.

With respect to count 4, one must remember the level of corruption I exposed in the "Whom else do you serve and why?" thread *.  Many Imperial Generals admitted to serving Chaos, Mean Elves, and the Living Impaired.  While it is true that they were burned at the stake, they still seem to still be hanging around making posts and making the place smell like the kitchen of an Outback Steakhouse."  Hmmm... Others do it too. Not the strongest defense.  Try something different. 

" We would also like to point out that Herr Igelkotten Gunnar is from Sweden, a country that uses blue and yellow as it's national colors.  Visit any IKEA store near you to confirm.  These are the same colors as my beloved Nordland.  Surely given that it's the lad's first post, and he proudly displays the blue and yellow, the Court can show mercy on the poor lad.

The defense rests.

Well I did what I could lad.  They'll probably burn you anyway."   

* Edit, while not encouraging Thredomancy, I believe it is wise to inset a link to the thread that started this madness.
 
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 09, 2007, 09:22:35 AM

* Edit, while not encouraging Thredomancy, I believe it is wise to inset a link to the thread that started this madness.
 
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0)[/color]
Im not going that road, Rufas... we should blackmail someone to do it...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guildenstern on August 10, 2007, 02:55:53 AM
I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 10, 2007, 05:48:47 AM
There is nothing wrong with threadomancy unless you are a grognard.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 10, 2007, 09:54:30 AM
I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!

Good Point - I think threadomancy is for some reason viewed as an online no-no, which was something I found strange when I first started being active.
There is a certain contradiction, in my opinion, with "Use the Search" as you are encouraged to 'search' for any previous discussion of your subject of interest, and if you find a suitable thread which may cover most of your interest, but not all, you are chastised for resurrecting the discussion.

There was a discussion amongst most of the staff last year and we did agree we would treat each case on its merits -  if the 'new' post contributed something positive to the thread we would let it go.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 10, 2007, 03:13:16 PM
I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!

Good Point - I think threadomancy is for some reason viewed as an online no-no, which was something I found strange when I first started being active.
There is a certain contradiction, in my opinion, with "Use the Search" as you are encouraged to 'search' for any previous discussion of your subject of interest, and if you find a suitable thread which may cover most of your interest, but not all, you are chastised for resurrecting the discussion.

There was a discussion amongst most of the staff last year and we did agree we would treat each case on its merits -  if the 'new' post contributed something positive to the thread we would let it go.

Hmm.. you have a point. I always considered it a bad thing, well, because everyone else considered it a bad thing...

I guess its ok... The time its annoying is when people respond to topics that are either no longer relevent (like, asking about stuff covered in 3 editions agos FAQ) or prior edition discussions
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 10, 2007, 03:21:24 PM
The times it's annoying is when people respond to topics that are either no longer relevent (like, asking about stuff covered in 3 editions ago FAQ) or prior edition discussions.

Exactly, and when they put a short spammy message that adds nothing. Those sort of things are instant burnings. :icon_wink:

However as I said if it takes the existing thread off in a positive direction then it has to be a good thing.

B&P board will be the classic example - the painting blogs might well sit quiet for a month or two. The 'Greatswords' thread will run for a few weeks and then in 6 months time does someone add their pic to it or start a new thread?
My answer would be put it in the original thread - the whole point of that thread is that members can scroll through one thread and see lots of different 'takes' all in one place.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 10, 2007, 07:00:09 PM
Thinking about Midaski's Trial by cake i thought i would post our other Trials and actions to get a confession.

Obtaining confessions by:

The Wirlig
A cylinder cage that can spin around. When in use, step away to avoid vomit

The Scold's bridle
Iron mask put on the subject's face with an iron spike that goes into the mouth of the subject, effectively gaggin him to ensure he does not cast spells or incarnations. Not for S&M use!

The wheel
large Wheel on a pole. Subject is strapped to the wheel and spun around.

Methods of trial and sentencing:

Trial by cake
The subject must eat three pieces of cake at the Altar, Sigmar's wrath will cause him to choke, if guilty.

Trial by fire I
Subject must walk ten paces while holding a hammer that has been set alight. If the hammer is dropped, the subject is guilty. If the subject completes the test (given his flesh is unharmed from the fire) he is innocent.

Trial by fire II
Subject must walk across red-hot pkoughshares without showing any sign of harm.

Trial by water
The accused must remove a stone from a larger iron pot of boiling water with his bare hands. If his skin shows any sign of damage he is found guilty.

Trial by Hammer I
The accused must stand upright with his arms stretched out forming a T shape, symbolizing the Ghal Maraz. To prove his innocense he must remain in this position for a lenght of time determined by the witch hunters.

My own:

Trial by Hammer II
Subject shall be beaten with a predetermined number of hits with a hammer blessed by a priest. If subject's flesh shows damage he is a witch.

Trial by Water II
Subject shall be bound and gagged and feet strapped to a large stone and lowered into a lake. If subject reemerges, subject is a witch.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 10, 2007, 07:24:46 PM
Good idea McKnight, Ill throw my hat in  :engel:

Trial by Fire 3:
Victim Supect shall be burnt at the stake: If Suspect survives, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

Trial By Cannon:
Victim Supect shall be shot at point blank by a cannon. Should suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly. Alternative is to be shot out of a cannon, during a battle. Should suspect return, he is innocent

Trial Of Regeneration:
Victim Supect shall be de-armed, and de-legged. After four days if suspect re-grows limbs, he is a heretic and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Stake:
Victim Supect shall be placed in an iron maiden. Should Suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Flogging:
Victim Supect shall be flogged and beaten for 20 minutes. Should suspect make any noise, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

 :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 10, 2007, 07:29:33 PM
Trial by Axe: The suspected has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off. so we burn him. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 10, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
After we have the confession we have the trials. Alternatively to the trials, we will establish a court of witch hunters, like done by Wyzer and give him a unfair court trial. This is only given to the most priviledged of our society.
The outcome of these courts may vary but usually they will sentence the subject in one of the before mentioned trials.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 10, 2007, 07:41:39 PM
And remember our code of arms: (lol)

1.) No going after administrators/moderators
2.) Try not to provoke administrators/moderators
3.) Try to completely avoid administrators/moderators
4.) Dont accuse adminstrators/moderators
5.) ...


Oh ya and some other crap like keeping it fun and being nice blah blah blah


P.S. I edited the main thread... a lot... so be sure to check it out!! Often!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 11, 2007, 11:14:39 AM

P.S. I edited the main thread... a lot... so be sure to check it out!! Often!!

As to this edit:  :icon_wink:

1. How can you spell the same word "Brethren" and "Bretheran" one under the other?
[I suppose it could be a sublimal fear thing as you expect your brothers to run at the first sign of trouble?] :icon_rolleyes:

2. Who's this 'member' Vlademere -  :icon_question:

[ Again a subliminal typing error indicating you may have your suspicions about him. :engel:]


3. Oh goody,  I see my position as Lord Protector has been confirmed and validated - Rufas will be going even greener than the morning after the night before at Madame R's.

 :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 11, 2007, 11:55:52 AM
I am pleased to say it is Veldemere not Vlademere, I have no links with Chaos (at least none that will be discovered)

Surely you are wrong with the trials listed above. Trial by fire consists of someone walking through fire if they come through unharmed they are using magics and should therefore be killed as a witch. If they burn to death then we were wrong and they can have a proper Sigmarite burial (lucky them).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 11, 2007, 12:13:28 PM
I like the fact that I'm a member:
"So, Ostermarker, Wyzer1 joined through his devout religion, Rufas joined as a tax dodge, why did you?"

"I turned up on the first day, and now they're threatening to kill me if I leave."

*chuckles to self*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 11, 2007, 03:51:54 PM
Lol Ostermarker that made me laugh
Well you joined the court trial... hence joing the ranks...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Vivendi on August 11, 2007, 08:09:15 PM
Confession by Tickling: The suspect is being tickled, after ten minutes you stop and ask the information you want, doesn't he gives the correct answers within a minute, you start to tickle him again. Every person who doesn't affect it is a witch.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 11, 2007, 08:13:50 PM
There is the old Trial by Painful Torture  :-o  :x  :evil:  :ph34r:  :unsure:  :icon_evil:  :icon_twisted::

The accused is put under immense amount of painful torture, if they confess, the are obviously a witch. If they don't confess, will obviously, only a witch could take such painful torture without feeling the need to confess, so they're a witch.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 11, 2007, 08:39:05 PM
Is it just me that is truly sad enough to think of true tortures to prove the guilty heretics. The electrified chain mail undercrackers whilst watching an Angelina Jolie movie (Sigmar knows there is no reason to like the film).

I get a lot of results from that, if anyone is interested that is just the tip of a particularly dodgy iceberg.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on August 12, 2007, 03:03:36 PM
The correct spelling of "War Altar" has NO "E"

If you spell it as Wer Elter do you get burnt three times? :? :?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 12, 2007, 10:07:43 PM
Trial by mechanical steed I
Subject must withstand a charge of a engineer's mechanical steed. If subject shows sign of damage, he is deemed heretic. If no damage is visible, the procedure will repeat once more in order to get more impact hits.

Trial by mechanical steed II
Subject must be able to tame a black mechanical stallion (autopilot removed) within the length of a period of time. If not tamed within given time, subject is deemed heretic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 12, 2007, 10:10:52 PM
New case!

Our own Veldemere has betrayed us and performed the worst act of Thredomancy ever seen before.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15.0)
This cannot be tolerated!

As discussed in the Chaos Buddhism thread, Necromancy aka Thredomancy can be tolerated if it brings constructive things to the thread. Your case does not Herr Veldemere.

As you have already confessed your crime ( Reply #44http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17647.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17647.25)) this means that no means of torture will be necessary and we will skip directly to the trial.
Stated in § 6 of our holy principles i must suppress any form of mercy, because you are a witch hunter. A worshipper of the old night, is a worshipper of the old night, nevertheless.

Provided to me is the power of § 2. The power to accuse, judge and excommunicate. I will consider your trial and thereby fate. Consider yourself under lock and key. Our Ogre prison watchman, Bub the Gut with the Huge Butt, shall escort you to your new lodgings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 13, 2007, 03:53:07 PM
This should be fun - the lawyers are involved.

See you in 2 years, for the appeal ..........................  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 13, 2007, 04:12:51 PM
Herr McKnight:

With respect to the matter while the guilt of the actual events is not to be denied, there must be, as in many legal and theological cases, an inquiry in to the motive behind such actions.  Typically, threadomancy occurs when a relative newcomer drags up a long dead thread.  In such cases we must surely burn the the felon, but there are really no hard feelings.  Hopefully, in their next reincarnation they will know better and go on to being productive members of society.

Then there are threads (as Lord Midaski points that are truly not dead yet.  Lord M. illustrated this point with a reference to the Greatsword thread, currently on the Brush and Pallet.  It's clear to understand why Lord M. appreciates this type of thread.  Some of them are almost as old and  decrepit as he.

Now in the present case we have a most disturbing new development: Either threadomancy as a practical joke and a flouting of the rules, or as a test of WitchHunter integrity.  Now we can all appreciate a highspirited prank.  A challenge to the esteemed integrity of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, must be crushed ruthlessly.  How to tell the difference?

I propose Trial By Temptation.  Herr Veldemere shall be tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit.  He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.  Fortunately, I have a new supply fresh from sunny Tilia.  Should the accused show any sort of response, then the remaining appendages shall be chopped off and burned along with the torso.  Should there be no reaction, then he is clearly Midaski merely posing as Veldemere and shall suffer the same fate.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 13, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
I propose Trial By Temptation.  ................ tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit.  He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.  

Oh No - Red Alert - call the Mods - prepare for an outbreak of threadomancy.

I suspect a deliberate attempt to undermine the site.

Where's Inquisitor#1 - has he any control over his minions ...........

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 04:39:10 PM
Ah yes Herr Rufas, good you could join us.
Herr Veldemere has still comitted an aweful crime, whatever the intention. Would it be the same if a heretic killed our good Lord Emperor Grutch just to see the intergrity of this Tabernacle?

Indeed the Great swords thread is a different matter and should be approved (Also its out of our district), but it is in the Brush and palette area where people post the newest fashion of puffy sleeves, and creation of those sleeves and hoses take time and it is therefor expected to take time before another post is made.

I appreciate your advice Good Herr Rufas, but as long as you maintain your wizard mantle i cannot give you my ears 100%. Magic as we know, orignates from Chaos, so all magic users are in my eyes connected to chaos and in high risk of being tainted. Also your trio to "Tilea" could be a cover up. Perhaps you are the tempted one Rufas?
If it wasnt for my free pass to Madame R's I would question some of your actions. Oh and your good tax lawyers and collectors are a great help to the Tabernacle. So we will let that be.

Back to the matter of Herr Veldemere. His Alias Vlademere is disturbing, it could remind one of a vampire, or it could indeed be that he is a daemon and our good Herr Wyzer discovered his true name.

We shall continue the subject, when i have consulted with lord inquistor Wyzer. Meanwhile, Veldemere shall be relocated to the Reik's fang. The most known prison in the empire.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 13, 2007, 04:54:19 PM
Back to the matter of Herr Veldemere. His Alias Vlademere is disturbing, it could remind one of a vampire, or it could indeed be that he is a daemon and our good Herr Wyzer discovered his true name.

Or mayhap Mannfred von Carstein did not die as we have heard?
Maybe he is Veldemere and in hiding, building his strengthing, and hoping to spread necromancy to those foolish enough to learn it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 13, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
Sorry for having not responded for a while I have been with your sisters.

Anyway the trumped up crimes have only gone to prove to Sigmar those who truly are non believers. The leader of them is one who uses a cat as an avatar. I cat I say, positively an admission of witchcraft, I have had the ducking stool dusted off (my damned inquisotor got confused but is a little sensitive so please do not tell him it is not supposed to be a stool made out of ducks).

See you at the pond McKnight, or is that M.C. Night, implying rap, the music of the wicken (apart form that nice Mr 50 Cent, he is a good boy).

Edit: I would also like to use the Clausewitz defence, the trial being held in Solland with the EC of Solland conducting the trial.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 13, 2007, 06:02:49 PM
I propose Trial By Temptation.  ................ tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit.  He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.  
Where's Inquisitor#1 - has he any control over his minions ...........
nope (no internet on the weekends  :-D)

Ah yes... mass rebellion. Moderators only weakness  :icon_eek:

er...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 06:40:29 PM
Sorry for having not responded for a while I have been with your sisters.

Anyway the trumped up crimes have only gone to prove to Sigmar those who truly are non believers. The leader of them is one who uses a cat as an avatar. I cat I say, positively an admission of witchcraft, I have had the ducking stool dusted off (my damned inquisotor got confused but is a little sensitive so please do not tell him it is not supposed to be a stool made out of ducks).

See you at the pond McKnight, or is that M.C. Night, implying rap, the music of the wicken (apart form that nice Mr 50 Cent, he is a good boy).

Edit: I would also like to use the Clausewitz defence, the trial being held in Solland with the EC of Solland conducting the trial.

I have no sister(s)  :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!

Are you sure you wont a trial in Solland? It would meen that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i will rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 13, 2007, 07:04:56 PM
'The evidence before the court is incontravertable, there is no need for the jury to retire'

Anyone recognising that quote will clearly see that I am not guilty of heresy.


I have no sister(s)  :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!

Are you sure you want a trial in Solland? It would mean that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i pass rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..

Sorry but I am now thinking of you as Advocaat and finding it amusing to see a bottle of the yellowy foulness in a judges wig. That thought alone shows that none of the chaos gods or any of their little pixies would want me on their side.
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 07:10:49 PM
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.

Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.

Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.


Next!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
'The evidence before the court is incontravertable, there is no need for the jury to retire'

Anyone recognising that quote will clearly see that I am not guilty of heresy.


I have no sister(s)  :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!

Are you sure you want a trial in Solland? It would mean that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i pass rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..

Sorry but I am now thinking of you as Advocaat and finding it amusing to see a bottle of the yellowy foulness in a judges wig. That thought alone shows that none of the chaos gods or any of their little pixies would want me on their side.
 :engel:

I am entitled by the 2nd holy principle. #2 The privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 13, 2007, 07:24:23 PM
What about asking him about his threadmantic cult?

If he denies such a thing, he is obviously lying to the Inquisition, and therefore, another charge shall be added, under section 42.

If he gives us information, it is either false, and therefore another charge is added, or truthful.

If truthful he is either an undercover agent from the Inquisition, or in the cult.

If he's in the cult, he is guilty.
If he's an undercover agent, he is fallen from grace, and is rogue, and is guilty.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 07:38:55 PM
Excellent Ostermarker... i charge you with the responsibility of gaining this information.. But due hurry, we only have the peggie for a day  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 13, 2007, 08:23:19 PM
Excellent Ostermarker... i charge you with the responsibility of gaining this information.. But due hurry, we only have the peggie for a day  :icon_mrgreen:
New and interesting fact of the day: Pegasus Poo smells worse than Ninja Horse Poo
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 13, 2007, 08:57:06 PM
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.

Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.

Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.


Next!

All I hope is that you HLR gunners have more success than mine!

Fine test of your inquisitorial skills gents, you have all passed the test.

I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 13, 2007, 09:34:44 PM
I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.
alright, a reason to unnecessarily start a brand new army!!! w00t
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 14, 2007, 04:15:52 PM
What, we're letting him off?  What am I going to do with..... Oh...., nevermind.  Come along girls, the Northwest Garret is waiting.  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 14, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
Well, now we have some extra (admittedly dubious) credibility, actually, we could now call our selves the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solland, or the S.H.I ... oh never mind.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 15, 2007, 06:22:16 AM
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Well, now we have some extra (admittedly dubious) credibility, actually, we could now call our selves the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solland, or the S.H.I ... oh never mind.




I am now going against forum rules but this expresses my sentiments when reading that best...


ROFL
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 15, 2007, 06:49:13 AM
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.

Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.

Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.


Next!

All I hope is that you HLR gunners have more success than mine!

Fine test of your inquisitorial skills gents, you have all passed the test.

I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.

Stay your tounge, foul heretic! He is trying to decieve us. He will stay in the Reik's fang until the torture is finished. Until then we shall apply the Scold's Bridle to Veldemere
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 16, 2007, 02:53:04 AM
Excuse me, where can I buy some indulgences (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17706.msg203564#msg203564)?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 04:23:00 PM

Go here to arrange the paperwork:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1802 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1802)  :-D lol

Send the money here:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1162

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 16, 2007, 05:04:16 PM
You may want to add Gazzor to your list of suspects- Waltar/2Stank use. The crime has been committed twice, by the way. BUT- in his defense the accused was fighting enemies of the empire fielding bovine associated armies, such as skinks and nasty VC.

Also, FVC wants to buy indulgences- this means he has done something wrong- why has no one found this? It could be because of a strange case of threadomancy whereby FVC created a new thread (newus threadulum) which is not punishable by any means or even a crime but he proceeded to restart a topic that was long dead (threadomancy). This confusing crime is very difficult to quantify. May I suggest a new crime of  topicus threadomancium, as follows?

Topicus Threadomancium


The crime of restarting, or re-energising a formerly 'dead' thread, debate or issue without use of the 'search function' or due respect to the 'dead' nature of the thread.

Also, what about off-topic conversation, or thread-stealing? both are v. v. v. serious crimes.

Does this work, informing, or puritanical streak earn me memebership?  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 05:07:33 PM
Also, what about off-topic conversation, or thread-stealing? both are v. v. v. serious crimes.

Does this work, informing, or puritanical streak earn me memebership?  :icon_wink:
On the first one, uh I hope not! Lest half our forum gets burnt to a crisp!

To the 2nd,  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 16, 2007, 05:08:07 PM
Possibly, I mean, I have none of them, but I'm a member.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 05:11:46 PM
We have a problem, my good inquisitors. Every time we point out heretical actions, and get ready to bring out the kindling, somebody ALWAYS steps in and saves them... Have you seen our list of people who we have burnt? None!?

Some may argue they do it out of the good of their hearts, but I believe it to be deeper than that. I think that its part of a larger plot to undermine the grand work of the inquisition and save the heretics so they can strike again

I propose we burn all the defense lawers as well as the defendants!

p.s. I thought you would enjoy the mod on mod action:

Its not a problem with my mind, it's just the fact that I've been up for 22 hours straight. Ugh..

Was I the only one who read this and thought Viagra.  :engel:

:dry:
/me runs into the vaults looking for his runefang.

"You better start running Midaski!"
lol, pictures one old guy chasing another old guy with a large glowing sword... good times
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 16, 2007, 05:49:18 PM
I hearby use precedent:
the case of the crown versus Edmund Blackadder:

"Who will defend the accused and thus condemn himself to certain burning at the stake as a partner in Satan if the accused is found guilty?"  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 16, 2007, 05:54:36 PM
Every time we point out heretical actions, and get ready to bring out the kindling, somebody ALWAYS steps in and saves them...

Its not a problem with my mind, it's just the fact that I've been up for 22 hours straight. Ugh..

Was I the only one who read this and thought Viagra.  :engel:

:dry:
/me runs into the vaults looking for his runefang.

"You better start running Midaski!"
lol, pictures one old guy chasing another old guy with a large glowing sword... good times

 Oh, how the mighty have fallen!  Merely weeks ago, Lord Midaski was the Emperors most trusted adviser, and now he runs the risk of getting an extremely close shave courtesy of the Runefang.  

It has been established recently that our beloved Emperor is not  in fact an "old guy"  Needless to say, Lord Midaski is the personification of "old guyness".  Does anyone want to take bets on how long it will that Grutch to catch Midaski?

Getting to Wyzer's other point:  It is indeed the case that there has been a lack of any truly satisfactory burnings, but this latest part of the Inquisition is merely in the start up phase.  Once people are aware of the dangers, there will be no reason to show mercy.

Using the most recent moderator flare up as an example, one can argue that Lord Midaski's comment was not a reference to the Emperor's performance (which according to the girls at Madame R's has always been amazing), but rather a sad reflection on Lord M's need for the vile substance to get anything accomplished with Frau Two Ton Sally*.  I would hope that the Emperor would see fit to show mercy on the elderly.  Still he should check the the Imperial expense accounts to insure that Lord M is neither charging the fees for the little blue pill nor Frau TTS' considerable expenses to the Imperial Treasury.    

* see the Career Counseling thread  
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 16, 2007, 06:13:21 PM
Excuse me, where can I buy some indulgences (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17706.msg203564#msg203564)?
Quote
My Dear Lord FVC;

Do not be fooled by other pale imitations of Indulgences, designed to trick the unwary.  Only I have the best of both Sigmarian Indulgences signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginist (not Theoginist in charge of Vice as some would have it), and Ulrican Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, Luthor's twin brother.  These fine items can be purchased at Madame Rosalita's 253 Rue de Red Light, in Salzenmund.  For a limited time only, you will receive a ten percent discount, upon purchase of both Indulgences.  Madame R. can cater even to your "unusual" tastes, provided certain precautions are taken.  Referencing some of your letters from earlier this summer, you need all of the Indulgences you can get.

Cordially Yours

Rufas the E.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Vivendi on August 16, 2007, 08:09:51 PM
Dear Inquisitors,
I'm only a captain of a mercenary company, but I think that I have found a case of spitting mud on the honour of the empire, which I serve with everything I have at my disposal.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17568.0

I hope that you wise men can say, do I need to burn this men or let him go.

Most Honorable
Vivendi Novogord
Captain of the Wacken Company.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 16, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
If I may be so bold, as Solland are now paying for the outlandish uniforms of the inquisition, are we making a mistake in trying to torch members of our own forum. The dwarves (oathbreakers or not) have their own acronym (PIOFT or something) maybe we should have our own acronym (BBMOEI burned by a member of the Empire Inquisition) that we can use on other forums. What better way to build fear and support than by ignorance and fear.

If Wyzer can come up with an acronym and all users of other forums try to viraly spread it we can truly build support and fealty.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 09:58:01 PM
IGBBTIAAIGWTLT   I got burnt by the inquisition and all I got was this lousy t-shirt?

lol

Not too bad an idea...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 16, 2007, 10:00:17 PM
BBDTGTCB:

Been burnt, done that, got the char burns
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 16, 2007, 11:54:43 PM
My Dear Lord FVC;

Do not be fooled by other pale imitations of Indulgences, designed to trick the unwary.  Only I have the best of both Sigmarian Indulgences signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginist (not Theoginist in charge of Vice as some would have it), and Ulrican Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, Luthor's twin brother.  These fine items can be purchased at Madame Rosalita's 253 Rue de Red Light, in Salzenmund.  For a limited time only, you will receive a ten percent discount, upon purchase of both Indulgences.  Madame R. can cater even to your "unusual" tastes, provided certain precautions are taken.  Referencing some of your letters from earlier this summer, you need all of the Indulgences you can get.

Cordially Yours

Rufas the E.

Most esteemed inquisitor Rufas,
(Who is possessed of such great and profound wisdom that he could never conceivably accuse an innocent such as I of heinous crimes such as threadomancy)

While the services of Madame Rosalita may be an indulgence in the strict sense of the word, it is probably not the type that allows for forgiveness of sin. Indeed, it is in great part a base and sinful indulgence, with those that take part in it condemning themselves to eternal damnation, so anathemic is it to the word of Sigmar. As it is surely impossible that a revered inquisitor of Sigmar such as yourself would be promoting hedonism, I must conclude that this is a test designed to root out those of a heretical disposition, who would be tempted to make use of such services.

On the other hand, you cite my two previous letters as evidence, failing to recall your own messages in that exchange. It is not difficult for one to remember that you did promote the services of this Rosalita quite vigorously. You may refer to the apparent vampirism displayed in my letters, but I would refer you to the case of Lord Marullus of Stirland, as demonstration of the fact that appearances need not always be true. I was, in a word, pretending. As proof, I would be honoured if you joined me for drinks in my secluded villa in the Grey Mountains. Be sure to bring a coat, as thunderstorms and lightning strikes are common... though regrettably they have yet to drive away the bats.

With respect, I think I shall buy my indulgences from a different church. I hear Taal is quite popular these days.

Kind regards,

Frederick v. C.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 17, 2007, 08:12:11 AM
What if the inquistition doesn't recognise the worship of taal as a good religion... it is suspiciously close, by way of worshipping beasts in dark forests, to the foul beastmen.

Taal= Standing Stones. Beasts= Standing Stones (monolith)
Taal= animal based. Beasts= animal based
Taal= hate of civilisation. Beasts= hate of civilisation.

This sounds like another cover up- FVC is simply a foul, chaos worshipping bray-shaman, whose name probably stands for 'feeling very chaotic' or some other blashphemous utterance.

Burn! Burn! Burn!  :eusa_clap: :icon_mrgreen: :eusa_clap:

P.S. Rufas- it probably should be 'Rot Licht Strasse'.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 17, 2007, 09:00:13 AM
You don't want to antagonise the Cult of Taal, Guvnor. You're not dealing with frozen-brained Ulricans here. The last time the Church of Sigmar went head to head with that of Taal, the Taalites presented evidence that Sigmar's not a god, won a decisive battle at the river Talabec (itself sacred to the Lord Taal), and plunged the Empire into a civil war that raged for almost an entire millennium (1360-2302).

You might want to think what you're getting into before you declare Taal-worship to be heretical. You burn people at the stake, the priests of Taal used to nail people to oak trees. I'm betting you'll run out of stakes before I run out of trees.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 17, 2007, 09:02:46 AM
Not if we use oak wood for stakes!   :biggriin:

But FVC has a point, if we deem worship of Taal to be heretical the entire north would be heetical along with most of Kislev, and quite a bit of the south.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 17, 2007, 09:32:09 AM
Not if we use oak wood for stakes!

Oh no! What are you going to do, set fire to the tree I've nailed you to? :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 17, 2007, 09:35:01 AM
A worthy sacrifice  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 17, 2007, 01:17:29 PM
I'm not deeming the cult of taal heretical. I love taal. Taal is great.  :icon_mrgreen: See- green smiley. Green = cool with Taal.  :icon_mrgreen:

However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.

I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.

Footnotes.
*Display is taken to mean exhibited on a wall
** The location is Mme Rosalitas, behind the toilet, in the locked vault underneath the mutant-rat-infested cellar, guarded by the inquisitorial lawyers**** fronted by the door marked "Do not enter under Pain of Pain. Beware of Vampires, Ogres, Skaven and Midaski."
*** As soon as the first case, of the missing alcohol (believed to be devilishly enchanted) stolen from Mr Bugman's LXXXXXXZXXXX cellar and the necessary disposal when found, is solved. Named 'Operation Hic'.
****Mr Rufas has details. If not- find Larry and Moe.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 04:04:59 PM
Dear Inquisitors,
I'm only a captain of a mercenary company, but I think that I have found a case of spitting mud on the honour of the empire, which I serve with everything I have at my disposal.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17568.0

I hope that you wise men can say, do I need to burn this men or let him go.

Most Honorable
Vivendi Novogord
Captain of the Wacken Company.


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Dear Sir Vivendi: 

Your report has been received with great interest.  However, we can not blame Dendo for the sins of his spouse (well we could but we have our hands full at the time).  Although Frau Star has appeared on this forum from time to time,  we may not have the jurisdiction to reach her.  Therefore, the only practical solution is to order Herr Star to burn his living impaired wife himself.  I can provide the marshmellows if Dendo is out.  We will expect proof of the burning.  I hope he doesn't forget the stake though her heart first.

We greatly appreciate the assistance of all concerned citizens of the Empire.  Remember: The Emperor needs you to spy on your neighbor.

Have a nice day  :icon_smile:

Rufas
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 04:38:21 PM
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Sir FVC
Most likely to be found in a coffin
Somewhere in Sylvania:

I have enclosed a Rowen wood stake along with instructions on where you can stick it.  I hope you do not think that my anger has anything to do with your desire to forsake my high quality Sigmarian and Ulrican Indulgences in order to buy a cheep knock off from the priests of Taal.  As the saying goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and plenty of sinners on the Forum.

However, I must insist that you cease casting aspersions on the fine ladies of Madame Rosalita's.  While I have indicated that they cater to every taste, Madame Rosalita draws the line at anything even remotely risque.  A typical evening generally consists of gentlemen lounging around in one of the  rooms playing pinochle or bridge followed by a dinner of fine Cathayan food and a game of Charades.  Willie, the cross dressing Wood Elf sings old Simon and Garfunkel hits and occasionally recites stories by David Sedaris.  The trained seal does amazing tricks with a beach ball in exchange for herring.  For a bit extra, the girls will tickle the customers but that's as racy as it gets.  To end the evening, Two Ton Sally sings an operatic number, because as we all know, it ain't over till the Fat Dwarf Lady sings.  After that, a hug good night and it's off to bed.  

I am surprised that you or anyone else on this forum could have ever considered Madame R's. to be anything more than a Gentlemen's Club of the highest quality.  My gods man, don't you know there are minors on this forum? Do you think I would ever take part in an establishment that could corrupt their morals?  (Well I could, but thats beside the point.)  The only thing that is ever so slightly racy is the spawning pool, but I really don't concern myself with what goes on between consenting Skinks.

Your comments have deeply offended Madame Rosalita, Willie, Two Ton Sally, the Seal, and all of the Girls.   They were looking forward to your visit and were planning a skit based on the novels by Anne Rice in your honor.  However, you can now consider yourself to be only the third on the list of the Banned.

Other than that I trust you are doing well

Rufas the E.

P.S.  Just in case the instructions are not clear, the Rowen wood stake  is for your cold unbeating heart.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 17, 2007, 04:42:01 PM
oh... lame (lol)

maybe I should take out that little thing in my signature... :eusa_wall:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 04:53:28 PM
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I went to Madam Rosalitas and all I got was this pain when I pee.

Yes you should.  Your condition obvioulsy was obtained in a less reputable establishment.  However, buying an Indulgence or two might cure it.  (It can't hurt).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 17, 2007, 05:01:16 PM
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I went to Madam Rosalitas and all I got was this pain when I pee.

Yes you should.  Your condition obvioulsy was obtained in a less reputable establishment.  However, buying an Indulgence or two might cure it.  (It can't hurt).
meh, being the head of the inquisition do I get free indulgences? a discount, perhaps? Our fundings a little low, that "get rich quick" thing turned out to be a scam (its ok, the guy responsible is ... uh, "on vacation")
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 05:05:57 PM
I'll give both the Sigmarian and Ulrican Indulgences for the price of one and throw in a ticket for Madame R's.  Willie is going to be reading the Santaland Diaries tonight.  
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 18, 2007, 01:04:54 AM
However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.

I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.

You wound me with your accusations, Sir Guvnor. I shall gladly submit to the hammer test or the drowning test to prove my innocence, or even both simultaneously.

'Cause, you know, vampires don't tire nor do they need to breathe.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 18, 2007, 10:42:31 AM
Hmmm FVC, would that be mr F Von Carstein?

Welcome to Mr Wyzers house, you will find him in the dungeon cellar, off you go.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on August 18, 2007, 12:06:37 PM
Or, more likely, he is a secret representative of the Faith and Victory Church!  :Ohmy: :ph34r:
http://www.fvc.org/

Get rid of him! Quickly, before he taints us! Burn! Burn!

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 18, 2007, 02:10:02 PM
What, that's all you found? Google reveals dozens of organisations with my name, some unfathomably bizarre. I mean, a fingerprint verification competition? Fractal vibes dot com? I have no idea what a first vex challenge is, nor what relevance I have to spirometry. Then we've got everything from video rental to cancer treatment to vedic colleges to domestic violence support groups...

Argh! This is too much! Not even I know what it stands for anymore!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 18, 2007, 03:28:24 PM
However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.

I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.

You wound me with your accusations, Sir Guvnor. I shall gladly submit to the hammer test or the drowning test to prove my innocence, or even both simultaneously.

'Cause, you know, vampires don't tire nor do they need to breathe.
Nah... that would be too easy (and unprofitable...)

Instead, I suggest a sort of "fight club"... People can place bets that they think they can best our dear FVC, no matter the race (ogres are acceptable), and the surviver winner gets the money... Since you are under trial all proceeds go towards the Inquisition

The club starts immediately and will continue for a week  :icon_smile:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on August 18, 2007, 03:55:58 PM
I think you just broke the first two rules of fight club...is that a burning offense?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 19, 2007, 01:32:26 AM
How can the winner get the money and all proceeds go towards the Inquisition? If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 20, 2007, 04:50:16 PM
How can the winner get the money and all proceeds go towards the Inquisition? If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.
nah, see you said you were ... extremely otherworldly powerfull

And instead of ramming a stake through your heart, you get to win the inquisition money, in return for going free

its a win win, you get to express your martial prowess (and survive) and we get money
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 20, 2007, 04:57:36 PM
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.

It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 20, 2007, 04:59:03 PM
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.

It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
?? Kind of "Out of Character" dont you think Rufas?  :laugh:

Maybe if he paid his way in you could finally pay your taxes! (lol, like that will ever happen)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 20, 2007, 05:42:01 PM
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.

It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights

I am glad I was sitting down when I read that,  :dry:

with both nurses close at hand.   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 20, 2007, 11:56:06 PM
It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights

There is more than one house of decadence and sin in the Empire.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 21, 2007, 04:10:28 PM
It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights

There is more than one house of decadence and sin in the Empire.
Technically 186... depends if the "Hafling House Of Special Interests" counts or not...

 :icon_eek:

oh dont worry, I went through them all with a fine-tooth comb to root out any heresy. Lets just say I didn't find any  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 05:04:35 PM
Technically 186... depends if the "Hafling House Of Special Interests" counts or not...
 :icon_eek:
oh don't worry, I went through them all with a fine-tooth comb to root out any heresy. Lets just say I didn't find any :-D
I can not think of anyone more suited for the  job.  Lord Midaski will expect a full report in the morning.  Due to his advanced age, his enjoyment in such matters can only be achieved vicariously.

We do seem to be getting off track.  It's been a full page since we've tortured or burnt anyone.  :icon_twisted:

Not that it's any of the Inquisition's business, but, trust me, you do not want to get on the wrong side of the six Halfling lasses.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 21, 2007, 05:14:25 PM
You have a point... its been awhile since we've done anything...

Perhaps everyone is scared of the inquisition?

Or perhaps we are lacking in our inquisitorial duties? NAH...

Alright, lets find another innocent victim servant of chaos to torch, whos the next lucky contestant on, "Who wants to be burnt at the stake!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
Well the Skaven certainly has the tools to win. This is exactly the type of army Skaven can do well against.

I hope you will not be too offended, but i'm rooting for the rats :biggriin:

Ratarsed
I think we have the victim, er, I mean accused.  A Skaven sympathizer and a failure to use proper capitalization to boot.  I shall send the summons.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 21, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
I request spies and agents send out to investigate the trash of this Chaosdreamer person: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17786.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17786.0)
His name is undoubtly in connection with the Lord of Change..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ratarsed on August 21, 2007, 07:57:37 PM
Well the Skaven certainly has the tools to win. This is exactly the type of army Skaven can do well against.

I hope you will not be too offended, but i'm rooting for the rats :biggriin:

Ratarsed
I think we have the victim, er, I mean accused.  A Skaven sympathizer and a failure to use proper capitalization to boot.  I shall send the summons.  :engel:

Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience.

It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment. And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen. I try to fight them, honest. I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.

I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.

Ratarsed
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 08:12:07 PM
Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience.

It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment. And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen. I try to fight them, honest. I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.

I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.

Ratarsed
What's hienous about a Waltar, 2 Stanks, 3 Wizards and 4 great cannon?  Why, the list is a paragon of self restraint.  It is taking an "immence" effort on my part to refain from burning you here and now. (I could not help but notice that you did not bring the marshmellows like I asked.)  Your offer to let us burn your lackey in your place reminds me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it.  I will leave up to the Grand Inquisitor to pass judgement.  Your only hope is that he is one of those who believes Skaven to be a childrens "tail".  
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 21, 2007, 08:33:57 PM
The Inquisitorial Court is now in session! *BANG* *BANG*
I will leave up to the Grand Inquisitor to pass judgement.  Your only hope is that he is one of those who believes Skaven to be a childrens "tail".
Alright, Bring out the defendant!

Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience
Quite your tongue! Now, unlike a normal court, you will actually be given a chance to defend yourself... Now, tell us what happend

It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment.
True, it takes effort. And then what happened?

And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen.
But wait, were you to like cheese, wouldn't you like Gazzors list? Shouldn't you be trying to rid the world of the mutant rats?

I try to fight them, honest.
Unacceptable. A true Sigmarite does not Try, he does, or does not. There is no "Try". This brings us to the second allegation again you. Is it true that you have been playing with rats, sexually?

I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.
Absolutely sick and unacceptable. Please wait in the back room and await your judgement

I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.
Bring the defendent forward. You are hereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.
Fair enough, your assisisant is thereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake. Good day!

Ratarsed
Did you just insult my intelligence! Ill have your head!!!

*BANG* *BANG* Court is adjurned!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 08:50:52 PM
Well I thought that went quite well.  But I could not help noticing that we forgot to torture him.

I was wondering if we couldn't have the name of the condemed assistant prior to the burning. 

 
Queek!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ratarsed on August 21, 2007, 10:24:55 PM


 
Queek!

And I thought we had kissed and made up  :Ohmy::blush: :smile2:

Ratarsed
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 22, 2007, 02:09:38 PM

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.
Fair enough, your assisisant is thereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake. Good day!

Ratarsed


This sounds perfect, we should always do this. Whenever we are to burn someone we should burn their loyal assistant first as a sort of prologue / teaser sequence. If they put on a suitably good show we use dry wood and a stake that doesn't leave splinters for the main event.

2 for the price of one or BOGOF if you prefer!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on August 23, 2007, 06:56:27 PM
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...

I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...

After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!

I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.

I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter..  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 23, 2007, 07:12:27 PM
Meanwhile at the inquisitional office.

"Oh Sigmar's grace what has he done!?
Wyzer is going to bring everybody down with him!

I gotta erase my tracks!...
*Starts shredding papers*

Unless....i could take him down and i would be the hero... and high inquistor...

Bub the gut with the huge butt! fetch my cloak, pistol and hat!... oh and bring me some coffee, its going to be a long night!

*Starts digging dirt out from Wyzer's past*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 23, 2007, 07:45:30 PM

 
Queek!
And I thought we had kissed and made up  :Ohmy::blush: :smile2:
Ratarsed
We have.  However, you may have problems with the Grey Seer of Warhammer rules, the esteemed Mr. Queek. 

I categorically deny putting any words in your mouth.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 23, 2007, 09:58:52 PM
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...

I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...

After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!

I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.

I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter..  :engel:
Uh... you have it all wrong!

My friends parents named him "I" (weird I know). We sometimes refer to him as "me" as a joke   8-)

Meanwhile at the inquisitional office.

"Oh Sigmar's grace what has he done!?
Wyzer is going to bring everybody down with him!

I gotta erase my tracks!...
*Starts shredding papers*
My rockfest tickets! Ill have your head!

Unless....i could take him down and i would be the hero... and high inquistor...

Bub the gut with the huge butt! fetch my cloak, pistol and hat!... oh and bring me some coffee, its going to be a long night!

*Starts digging dirt out from Wyzer's past*

... You spelt Inquisitor wrong ...

Ah, fair McKnight. I like your passion and motivation, and I know you were only looking out for the best interests of yourself the Inquisition... but fear not! I have not lapsed into the realms of chaos yet

Now, back to burning those who oppose the dark gods Sigmar! Well, maybe later... Lets go to Madam Rosalitas (Its good to be da Inquisita)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on August 23, 2007, 10:39:05 PM
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...

I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...

After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!

I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.

I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter..  :engel:
Uh... you have it all wrong!

My friends parents named him "I" (weird I know). We sometimes refer to him as "me" as a joke   8-)


I see Wyzer.  And did you get legal advise from Rufas before you made that response?

Because that excuse has more holes in it than Queek's skirting board.  :laugh:

[Edit: Yet more evidence!]
I usually run him with a laurels of victory, sword of power and a mark of tzeentch

Its been awhile since I have used him though, I prefer to use the new Arch Lectors (like everyone else nowadays...) They are just a little more tactically versatile
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 24, 2007, 03:00:05 PM
I am shocked, shocked I say to find the coruption of chaos right here at the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle.  I insist that everything be above board and honest as the day is long.

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Here are your earnings from the Indulgence scam, your Lordship.
says the Pink Goblin.

Er, right.  Place them in the vault near the waterlogged timber supplies.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 24, 2007, 03:38:44 PM
[Edit: Yet more evidence!]
I usually run him with a laurels of victory, sword of power and a mark of tzeentch

Its been awhile since I have used him though, I prefer to use the new Arch Lectors (like everyone else nowadays...) They are just a little more tactically versatile
[/quote]
Congratulations, I put that out there to make sure that I wasn't the only one who was being vigilant...

Noone is outside the inquisitorial gaze (cept mods), not even the inquisition!

Great job, just making sure you all are still with me. Back to the torch! Er, back to torching!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 30, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
Been a slow week... We are behind on our burnings. I crunched some numbers and unless we torch Stirland we are going to have to make some budget cuts. Its ok, I dont think anyone will miss it (lol)

Second order of business, I thought I'd propose a minor name change:

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Phydox on August 31, 2007, 01:16:52 AM
Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace

I like it!  Especially the acronym:  Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace  I assume you'll divide the Order into a Big branch and a little branch? 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on August 31, 2007, 01:53:05 AM
Wait, Wyzer, were you as Boss In General Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle making the decision to change the name?

With the name change, make sure all the other Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace get appropriate notification.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 31, 2007, 09:26:57 AM
Surely much more appropriate would be:

Bullying Unofficial Lily Livered Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 31, 2007, 03:06:19 PM
I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.   
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 31, 2007, 04:09:47 PM
I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.   

Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................  :dry:

The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 31, 2007, 07:41:41 PM
I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.   

Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................  :dry:

The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 
lol, alright here we go:

High Inquisitors: Boss In General of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Sollace
Inquisitors: Last In Line of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Taberacle of Sollace
Our taxs department: Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 31, 2007, 08:57:53 PM
Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................  :dry:
The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 
I am sooo flattered.  Ordering the tee shirts today.  :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 01, 2007, 12:24:07 AM
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS
Mcknight works for McDonalds
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anethema to all Giants fans.
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caeser, and Lassie talks to you.
Machine-Child works on Mars.
Ostermarker should join me.
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?


Crimes of the Inquisition:

The Scam. You know which one.
The Blatant corruption inherrent in this Order.
Condoning of Mod influence.


Here are the Theological reasons for my new Inquisition:
errr.... brb, going out for pizza. Oh, there's one, you guys haven't mentioned that Sigmar ate nothing but Pizza and a dozen raw eggs each morning. Cause he looks like Gaston.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 01, 2007, 10:20:58 AM
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds         and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests


If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.




Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 01, 2007, 04:00:35 PM
I read my name, and I'm confused  :icon_confused:

What's HOS on about?  :icon_confused:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 01, 2007, 04:04:13 PM
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds         and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests


If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.

Now now Midaski, we dont critize your moderator operations...

And i Do not work for McDonald's! * hides away mcD paper... and wipes grease from my mouth*
Clearly you are a heretic, Helblaster. Which will mean a burning. Bub the gut with the huge butt will escort you to the prison.

*As Helblaster is moved the prison, Bub spots Vledemere who have died of hunger... uups...  forgot to feed him... in you go!*

Worry not, Ostermarker.. He is a heretic and tries to lure you into corruption!


Also Guvnor's avatar is a soldier from the civil protection in Half life 2...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 01, 2007, 11:33:21 PM
Ok, sorry about leaving you guys hanging on the rest of my Non-Heretical beliefs, but I'm lazy. Therefore, that's one of my beliefs, and the precepts of the Anti-Lector Party. Now I'm going to start my own thread, as soon as I get home from work at eight. Unlike you guys, I work at a bookstore, so now computer surfing for me. But lots of books, and 20% off all books. And free ice cream. Another perk to being an Anti-Lector.

And Midaski, my apologies, I guess I realized you weren't really part. And no, I'm not going to read an entire 7 page thread just to catch up. I prefer to open up my ignorant mouth and let someone do all the work of filling me in by "correcting" me. Not that I'm ever wrong, of course.

And another thing about the Anti-Lector party:

We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.


Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds         and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with? Anaheim Angels, American Baseball team.
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO The Dog Whisperer's name on American TV is named Cesar.
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?actually, i think he is only cleared to work on Mars Bars Bites.
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?I don't mind it either way but dogg- er... I may have to burn myself.....
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests


If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 02, 2007, 04:32:19 AM
We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.
Hey thats my line.  Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.

Rufas plays dwarfs. and he's well over 6 foot  No I play "Dwarves".  "Dwarfs" can only  be found in old Disney Movies.  It's 6'5" or 195 cm for the rest of the world.

Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.  well it could be a 6, or even three of them .... I wonder what happen to Wyzer0?

Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS See below And Kislev, which as we all no is far to close to the chaos wastes to be healthy

Mcknight works for McDonalds  and he sounds Celtic = Orcish  There are about 5 million people living due north of Midaski who will  be paying him a visit to discuss manners once I email his anti-celtic comments to them.  :engel:
 
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull) Does anyone wonder how Lord Midaski has such detailed knowledge of this term?

Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. we're back to the 666 Larry Moe and Curly resent your aspersions and will be over to discuss this with you if there is anything left after the Scots.

Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans. plays for, or up with? So you advocate displacing noble Imperial troops for Giants who are not properly housebroken?

dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you. More like Old Shep IMO  Speaking of Shep, Larry, Moe and Curly will soon be joined by their brother from far Cathay.

Machine-Child works on Mars. What he makes chocolate bars? No, he's been put in charge of the soylent green production run.

Ostermarker should join me. ... but who's on top? Been flying in to Minneapolis lately?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests
Ducking tests can be a useful skill.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 02, 2007, 05:37:31 AM
We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.
Hey thats my line.  Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.


Alright, take it up with Eminem, 50 Cent, and MJ, my (dark) Elven minstrels of... cheesy lyrical/possibly sexual/white, black, and we don't know muuzak.

By the way, that's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho.

And my Giants are too housebroken! If an opposing team asks them to nicely lay down and let them win, they always do!

EDIT: New doctrinal change of the Anti-baptist party: If you need a thread to be a party, screw this game. I'll just haunt this thread instead. Should be mildly fun, with less work.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on September 02, 2007, 09:16:30 PM
Hmmm, so I have had my name dispariged twice in recent posts. Neither person was capable of spelling my name correctly, very poor.

I assume the angels / giants comment was referring to an American 'sport' (TV revenue stream) which no doubt claims to have a world championship open soley to Americans, hmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 03, 2007, 02:49:18 AM
Nope! We include Canadians to. Thre is also rumour of admitting the Japanese and Korean leagues.

And if I had NOT messed up your name, this thread would have been more boring.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 03, 2007, 04:08:29 PM
Wow, I lose internet for a weekend and look at all the damage control I must do... Ugh...

Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.  Which happen to be an Empire ally. That and he also plays empire. At least he doesn't play chaos (like you do! HA!)
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.  And? Yours has chaos in its name! ^^^
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS  Not part of our organization (and he contantly tries to undermine it...)
Mcknight works for McDonalds  Heresy I SAY! Burn McKnight! Er... I mean... Uh...
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. Wait, is he even apart of our organization? If so... hes not skaven! If he isn't, torch him!
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.  So's Rufas, why did you call him for being a dwarf? lol
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anethema to all Giants fans.  Baseball sucks...
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caeser, and Lassie talks to you.  Blatant lies...
Machine-Child works on Mars.lol, a 40k reference... not bad. Still blasphemy, but nice reference none the less...
Ostermarker should join me. He'll never turn to the darkside!
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and


Crimes of the Inquisition:  In my best Balders Gate voice: "I AM THE LAW!"

The Scam. You know which one.  not really, theres quite a few. Which one are you referencing?
The Blatant corruption inherrent in this Order.  Its not corruption per se. Its ... Uh ...
Condoning of Mod influence.  My ally is the mod. And a powerful ally it is


Here are the Theological reasons for my new Inquisition:
errr.... brb, going out for pizza. Oh, there's one, you guys haven't mentioned that Sigmar ate nothing but Pizza and a dozen raw eggs each morning. Cause he looks like Gaston.   You may have a point here... I like pizza...

Nope! We include Canadians to. Thre is also rumour of admitting the Japanese and Korean leagues.

And if I had NOT messed up your name, this thread would have been more boring.
Wait, when did we start recruiting Canadians? ... lol

Quote from: Midaski
As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.
Perhaps we can come to some sort of an agreement... I have noticed public burnings bring in quite a large revenue, and I think I know a certain tax collector who might just leave us alone for a slice of the pie (mmm, pie...)  :icon_wink:


Oh, BTW. For good measure lets torch Helblaster...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on September 03, 2007, 04:29:10 PM
Quote
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and

That and presumably something. What did you miss out.

I believe the combine have many lessons to teach the inquisition/ learn from the inquistion: both use horrific torture, although the combine use genetic and neurological torture. We could have some fun combining that with blind faith. Ever seen some of our slaves? Also, the ruthless media campaign and communist-esque control on people's behaviour might be of use to you in suppression of dissent, something the combine soldiers have practised for a looooong time.

I guess you play 1/2life, Wyzer? Maybe I'll meet you in deathmatch or CS:S siometime (and probably lose...)

More importantly SOMEONE HAS SPELLED ALTAR WRONG

Check out new idea for arch lector, I believe by kermitthefrog .
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 03, 2007, 06:44:34 PM
Don't worry about torching me, I got lit up yesterday :blush:. Welts everywhere. So embarrasing, I hate losing at paintball.

Baseball is freaking awesome, if you ask me, but everything is second place to football. And not pansy European football where the only physical contact is made by the fans. I mean the kind where you have 3000+ lbs of flesh colliding everyplay. That's the good kind.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 03, 2007, 06:48:26 PM
Oh, you mean rugby?

You are obvious bloodthirsty, and therefore a cultist of the freaky frenzied new Khorne, rather than martial combat-y old Khorne, and thus must be burnt alive.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 03, 2007, 06:55:24 PM
I'm sorry, but they don't get the really fat guys in rugby, hence less colliding.

And no, I prefer a West Coast offence to the traditional "up the gut" running style of the olde Steelers and such. I like more USC/49ers/Brady Quinn/Colts style of play. And the New Orleans Saints because they have Reggie Bush, and Reggie Bush is FREAKING AMAZING. Period. End of discussion. Of course, LT is God right now, but Reggie will get his day.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 03, 2007, 07:37:07 PM
That and presumably something. What did you miss out.

I believe the combine have many lessons to teach the inquisition/ learn from the inquistion: both use horrific torture, although the combine use genetic and neurological torture. We could have some fun combining that with blind faith. Ever seen some of our slaves? Also, the ruthless media campaign and communist-esque control on people's behaviour might be of use to you in suppression of dissent, something the combine soldiers have practised for a looooong time.

I guess you play 1/2life, Wyzer? Maybe I'll meet you in deathmatch or CS:S siometime (and probably lose...)

More importantly SOMEONE HAS SPELLED ALTAR WRONG   K, on it

Check out new idea for arch lector, I believe by kermitthefrog .
@Presumably something - I stopped half-way through my sentence... And when I went back to it I forget what I was going to say  :|
@Combine - Good points, and some of the weapons we would get (thinks of that massive alien walking thinger-mabobber). Plus I dont think Mr. Freeman exists in Fantasy  :icon_cool:
@play half-life2  -  I used to, but the problem right now is I don't have internet at my place (wont for quite awhile...  :icon_cry:)

Otherwise I'd play ya :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 03, 2007, 08:13:06 PM
And no, I prefer a West Coast offence to the traditional "up the gut" running style of the olde Steelers and such. I like more USC/49ers/Brady Quinn/Colts style of play. And the New Orleans Saints because they have Reggie Bush, and Reggie Bush is FREAKING AMAZING. Period. End of discussion. Of course, LT is God right now, but Reggie will get his day.

You seem to think I have the foggiest of what you're on about.
He's babbling madness! The Dark Tongue, it must be (if anyone mentions yoda they're dead :biggriin:) He must be burnt!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 04, 2007, 07:25:15 PM
Why? At least the exact reason for its unfairness would be nice.

Midaski laid down the gauntlet for the Inquistion, he's not being unfair, he's being sneaky, and all power to him.






EDIT:
* = Failure of Inquisition to spot Test Heretical Posting 

Interesting one here? Isn't the author an Inquisitor :icon_question:  Do I detect dissent in the ranks - testing the leader's abilities ...............  :engel:

 

Here I have proof that Ostermarker has decieved the Holy order and brought shame upon it by being guilty of cooperating in a razzia against the Holy Order.

I hereby rip off your holy comet and rank of the witch hunter and will be degraded to 2nd stable boy of the holy stables.
In addition you will complete a cleansing ceremony where you will pray at the Altar of the most holy for two sunrises while inhaling toxic incest smoke bought cheap at some corner booth outside the temple (anyone wishing to buy from there, it is called "Git Ur Reel Relix hear! Cheep Cheep, bones amung other stoff").
Now... To make sure you are not a heretic and only but the Inquisition in a bad position (which you agreed not to do when being forced into the ranks of inexperienced witch hunters. You will be sentenced to trial by soup!

You will be served 3 bowls of soup. One Hen soup, one Ox soup and one carrot soup. Should you burn your tounge, cough, spill any soup or slurp while eating these 3 bowls of soup, you will be condemned witch and a proper execution conviction will be decided.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 04, 2007, 07:35:37 PM
Surely if it is the soup test, you should add more flavour to the proceedings with an assalt and pepper conviction ..................... :engel:




I think Ostermarker has made his defense on this matter.
The incident occurred before I suggested he spy for me he joined the Inquisition.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 04, 2007, 07:46:42 PM
I am bowled over by your mercy Herr McKnight.
Though I doubt you could say I've been Henning around with my rolls, always performing my duties with the purity of 24 carrot gold.

Considering I'm trying to out-bad-pun Midaski, I doubt this is going to be a good defense.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 04, 2007, 07:53:59 PM
Oh my god! I can’t believe that guy in the Elector’s Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing – I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But I’m at work and I had to say something.

Keep up the funniness and …

Viva los Inquisition! Olé!

BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.

BTWW: I’ve got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit won’t bring his own.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 04, 2007, 08:06:39 PM
You have to remember that a lot of people do not go all round all of the boards.

I am sur ethat several never visit the CT and probably have no idea what is going on with this Inquisition thing - they may even think it is some form of Junior Pretend Mods Kindergarten Class .......





 :icon_idea:

................. hmmmmmm maybe considering the general level of inquisitor behaviour, maybe that isn't to far off the truth ..................
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 04, 2007, 08:09:45 PM
Oh my god! I can’t believe that guy in the Elector’s Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing – I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But I’m at work and I had to say something.

Keep up the funniness and …

Viva los Inquisition! Olé!

BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.

BTWW: I’ve got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit won’t bring his own.

Lol yea :-D
How dare he question the inquisition!

Ostermarker, it seems Wyzer1 has pardoned you. Finnish your soup and get out of here...

Now to another pressing matter.
Rufas' absence or mental absence have left the inquisition with little firewood and little money. Now... We have started to ration our firewood and chop up the convicted's furniture to finance their own burnings.
I Vote that we use a newly thought tax.. The Post tax. The number of posts determine the number of Gold Crowns a person has to pay to our tax collector*.
This should quickly solve our little money problem and allow us to buy firefood  from Nordland.

*Members of this Organisation will not be taxed.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 04, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Certainly McKnight.

Of course all taxes have to be sanctioned and collected by the Chancellor's Office. You may apply for an application form.

Of course as well all taxes raised by any other authorised bodies within the Empire, apart from the Lord Chancellor's Office, are then subject to a tax on that tax.

Then there is the administration fee, and the collection fee.

My scribes have done the calculations, and for every 100 ducats you charge your targets, we will be happy to pass on your share of 3 ducats.

Thank you for your contributions - have a nice day.

 :closed-eyes:


PS. You might consider a burger stall at the local market - who knows you might even get to be running 3 or 4 in a few years time .......................



PPS. Do not forget to apply for your market trader's license from the Chancellor's Office.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 04, 2007, 08:19:24 PM
You have to remember that a lot of people do not go all round all of the boards.


I was laughing because he was sooo offended.

Oh well …

Here’s an answer to the Inquisition’s wood shortage.

Heretics are Witches.
Witches ride broomsticks.
Broomsticks are made of wood.
Wood is lighter than water.
So Witches must float on water.
Because Witches are made of wood.
And Heretics are made of wood.

Let’s burn Heretics!
 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 04, 2007, 08:21:07 PM
Oh my god! I can’t believe that guy in the Elector’s Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing – I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But I’m at work and I had to say something.

Keep up the funniness and …

Viva los Inquisition! Olé!

BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.

BTWW: I’ve got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit won’t bring his own.
Im assuming you were talking about Kermitthefrog3? Ya, his reply was a lot more .. harsh before I sent him a PM and he agreed to tone it down a bit  :|. I think we kind of hit a softspot because we were OT and he wanted hit thread answered (I thought we had done a good job in the first few posts, but I guess not)

I was kind of worried eventually we would end up picking on the wrong member, I dont know why I guess I just figured someone named after kermitthefrog would have a good sense of humor  :icon_frown:

Regarding Ostermarker, I kind of pardoned him in the other thread... my bad

Alright, instead of an unconditionally full pardon, here's what were going to do. You do our taxes and submit them to the "Instrument in Killing the System And Denouncing the Inquisitorial Meaning"  (What an acronym, eh?)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 04, 2007, 08:30:18 PM

I hereby rip off your holy comet and rank of the witch hunter and will be degraded to 2nd stable boy of the holy stables.
In addition you will complete a cleansing ceremony where you will pray at the Altar of the most holy for two sunrises while inhaling toxic incest smoke bought cheap at some corner booth outside the temple (anyone wishing to buy from there, it is called "Git Ur Reel Relix hear! Cheep Cheep, bones amung other stoff").
Now... To make sure you are not a heretic and only but the Inquisition in a bad position (which you agreed not to do when being forced into the ranks of inexperienced witch hunters. You will be sentenced to trial by soup!

I think you meant incense. But then again this may be a slip-up.
You may yourself not be tried for crimes but your offspring may be suspect. And should they produce more fingers than common respectable Empire citizenry then they may be tried as broomsticks, I mean Heretics.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 04, 2007, 10:07:48 PM
Surely we shouldn't pay tax, but at the public burnings, we could have food stalls, and possibly a souvenir stall?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 05, 2007, 08:40:43 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 05, 2007, 10:01:07 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3
lol, what a good and rightous inquisitor  :blush:

Was that made for us or a coincidence? He looks an aweful lot like my warrior priest on horse   :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on September 06, 2007, 12:30:52 AM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?

Fine If we can't get along WE SHALL NUKE THEM ALL!!! What we do is present my idea to the emperor and then use the nuke battery to nuke the following people:

-HE- don't like 'em      Alright, makes sense
-DE- Just plain wrong  Sure, but the witch elves are teh hot!
-WE- Well I've nuked the other two whats the point in not finishing the job???   Exactely
-TK-Evil mummies must die   Nukes + Mummies = Fun
-HoC- Why not?   Wait, your only reason for killing the bane of all existence is "Why not"!?  WTF?
-Bretitand- don't like 'em   Lets just threaten them and take over their land. They are kind of close, fallout might suck
-Dwarfs- Just for messing up the NC fluff ending   Are we bringing back "Death To Walters" ?
-Stirland- Nobody likes them anyways
-Sylvania- The only way to kill a vampire is a 300ton nuclear warhead (or a wooden stick)
-Ogre Kingdoms- Uh... They have stinky farts
-Cathay- Teach you not to have an army book!!
-Lustria- Lets just use this as a testing ground (maybe we found a way to kill 2nd gen slanns!)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 06, 2007, 12:43:44 AM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?
In short, No...

*turns around*

Now where were we ladies...                                                  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 06, 2007, 07:59:10 AM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?
In short, No...

*turns around*

Now where were we ladies...                                                  :engel:
What ladies? ...they are all men...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on September 06, 2007, 12:43:26 PM
They look like ladies in their dresses, with their long, beautiful hair, and their pretty, delicate features... *ahem*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on September 06, 2007, 01:03:59 PM
Yeah, but even then, I'd rather go with the feminine beauty of a Dark Elf man than the testosterone-pumped coarseness of a dwarf woman.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 06, 2007, 02:14:27 PM
Woe to me!
After reading the past few posts.
Libido has abandoned me.
Twisted visions of a burly dwarf female having relations with an effeminate dark elf male.
Erase these awful thoughts!
Return to the topic at hand …

Edit:
(I think Slaanesh already infiltrated …)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 06, 2007, 04:07:38 PM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?
In short, No...

*turns around*

Now where were we ladies...                                                  :engel:
What ladies? ...they are all men...

:Ohmy:    :eusa_sick: :eusa_sick:

Alright, as High Inquisitor I am now requiring all Inquisitors to take a training course in telling the difference between Elf Males, and Elf Females. I am also requiring everyone to take a course in telling the difference between Dwarf Males and Females (worth 8 credits, its a difficult course)

Now for the love of Sigmar, please get off that topic before we get accused of consorting with Slaanesh!
 :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 06, 2007, 04:46:03 PM
Wyzer1, I don't think anyone is accusing you of that...I for one already have you slated away as "guilty," and I'm sure most everyone else agrees with me.

As the Anti-Lector, I hereby subject you and the entire Inquisitorial staff to read the ENTIRE Order of the Stick Online collection by the end of today.


wait... where's the punishment part?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 06, 2007, 04:49:18 PM
Wyzer1, I don't think anyone is accusing you of that...I for one already have you slated away as "guilty," and I'm sure most everyone else agrees with me.

As the Anti-Lector, I hereby subject you and the entire Inquisitorial staff to read the ENTIRE Order of the Stick Online collection by the end of today.


wait... where's the punishment part?
uh.. no

Your jurisdiction does not apply here newb. I thought you were joining the darkside the inquisition anyways?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 08, 2007, 10:19:15 AM
Announcement:

Due to the high request for warrior priests and arch lectors for the Imperial armies, the inquisition will take up some of the religious jobs in th e Sigmarite churches.
The inquisition will instate inquisitors to hear your confessions as the role of confessors*. All confessions will happen under the same anonymous ways like always. But we will install a lock in the confessional.

So please feel free to come to your local Sigmarite church and go to confession. Absolutely nothing has changed and you can tell us all of your secrets!

*We will just change a little thing. Our inquisitors are not getting paid for listening to confessions, we have agreed to this pact with the Sigmarite church under our conditions, we get to burn those we deem heretics. Remember that our inquisitors get paid per burned heretic.


End of announcement

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 08, 2007, 01:14:21 PM
There are dwarf females? i thought dwarfs came out of holes in the ground...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 10, 2007, 05:23:42 PM
Remember that our inquisitors get paid per burned heretic.
You have forgoten the money to be made in selling the confiscated property of the toasted!  I have always found that to be much more lucrative the the per body rate.  Perhaps this is why so many heretics seem to be in the upper middle class.

There are dwarf females? i thought dwarfs came out of holes in the ground...
This is a common misconception owing to the tendency of Dwarf females remaining in the relative safety of the holds.  It is also a misconception that Dwarf females sport beards.  Rather, through my acquaintance with Two-Ton Sally I can confirm their facial hair is more akin to the stubble a man might have after a week of not shaving.  I have no knowledge whatsoever how this feels as our friendship is completely platonic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 10, 2007, 07:53:43 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=1

that guy would fit in here...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 10, 2007, 08:19:22 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=1

that guy would fit in here...
lol, that guy is here! Ill let you guys figure out who it is
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 11, 2007, 02:04:07 AM
you?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 11, 2007, 06:28:09 PM
It is high time we got back to the proper task of heretic burning.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25)

Quote
Gojo is hereby charged with the heinous crime of threadomancy by the Holy Sigmarian Inquisitorial Tabernacle (we don't abbreviate). Davido, Chumpchange, Rorrak, Fandir Nightshade, and Brother Ducat are charged with contributing to the delinquency  of Min... no thats not right... conspiracy to spread threadomancy.  The penalties are the same, but you can purchase an indulgence at the premium price + appropriate surcharges.

Please proceed to the inqisition office near the Count's Tavern and take your punishment Snurfs that you are.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 11, 2007, 07:29:19 PM
I vote for...*
That is really a bad case, Herr Rufas. Good boy. Should they be burned? or have they bought indulgences?

*Since when did we start voting you might ask?... After we were accused of being unfair... and hey democratic people cant be unfair! So we have become democratic in all needed cases. Like do we need free stable space, paid by the church and free coffee, being allowed to bring our weapons from work home with us.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 11, 2007, 09:47:29 PM
It is high time we got back to the proper task of heretic burning.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25)

Quote
Gojo is hereby charged with the heinous crime of threadomancy by the Holy Sigmarian Inquisitorial Tabernacle (we don't abbreviate). Davido, Chumpchange, Rorrak, Fandir Nightshade, and Brother Ducat are charged with contributing to the delinquency  of Min... no thats not right... conspiracy to spread threadomancy.  The penalties are the same, but you can purchase an indulgence at the premium price + appropriate surcharges.

Please proceed to the inqisition office near the Count's Tavern and take your punishment Snurfs that you are.
Good job Rufas, way to pull the team back together

And since when did we start voting? Oh well, its probably a good idea... That way we at least show that its not just 2-3 lunatics torching a bunch of innocent people  ...   wait  ..

I would also like to present a little "problem" that the Inquisition has been having lately. It seems that our Public Relations department ... well, who am I kidding. We don't have a PR department. Thats the problem though, aparently in the publics eyes we are just some evil corporation trying to undermine the country (CIA? oooo bad joke Im sorry!)

As High Inquisitor of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Of Sollace (like Rufas said, no abreviations), I would like to propose appointing one of our Inquisitors to "Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma. "  His job would be to hunt down the heretics like normal, but to also show the lighter side of the Inquisition and try and get the public more involved. You will get a hyopthetical pay-raise of 150% of your current salary, a full-paid vacation to Madam Rosalitas courtesy of the Imperial Coffers, and the worst acronym the Inquisition can offer  :wink:

Examples would include having a "kids-day" where they can participate in the burnings (lol) and free passes to the elderly (lol)* and perhaos gladiator/olympic style games where heretics can fight manticores and the Imperial Dragon and stuff. And if they survive they are obviously witches so we burn them. You know, that kind of stuff

If anyone cares to apply for this most prestigous position within the Inquisition, feel free to apply



*if you didn't get it I was talking about torching little kids and the elderly (stay away from Midaski! I warn you!), sort of like the FBI picnic
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 11, 2007, 10:07:01 PM
Hey, if I disband the Anti-Lector Party (won't be hard, I'm the only member) can I join? I am really big on being the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, as people already say I am! I promise not to make anymore heretical postings, and will follow all the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle-y rules. Pleeaase?? :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 11, 2007, 10:26:26 PM
Hey, if I disband the Anti-Lector Party (won't be hard, I'm the only member) can I join? I am really big on being the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, as people already say I am! I promise not to make anymore heretical postings, and will follow all the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle-y rules. Pleeaase?? :engel:
Alright, its nice to see if you finally taking an interest in the dark side the inquisition. And lets not call it "disbanding" the "Anti-Lector Party". That sounds like you just gave up on it, and Inquisitors are not quiters (incompetant fools, perhaps, but not quiters...)

Instead say you merged with the Inquisition. And BTW, we do not represent or are in any way affiliated with the Arch Lectors. We are trading partners with the Church Of Sigmar but are, in fact, a completely autonymous and self-governing organization

By the power vested in me by the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Sollace, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, head of the Inquisitions Public Relations department (somehow I see PR going down the tube, but I've been wrong before)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 04:28:00 AM
Hell no! I'm a people person! In other words, I'm a person who deals with people. And people deal with me! In other words, I deal with people. Which means that I'm a people person!

And I henceforth declare-ify that the Anti-Lector party shall now fully and inseperably be joined to the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, and that the Anti-Lector, HoS, shall become the most illustrious, long-lasting, and above all, hard, Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma.

But I am not going to be just hard, I will have a sensitve head, and will respond to faithful and steady stimulation with bursts of rewards to the faithful. And although the populace may be in the throes of adulation, I shall not forget to be gentle. Ish.

I so hope I don't get banned for that travesty ofa post.


*EDIT* I changed one word...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 12, 2007, 04:16:57 PM
My hearty Congradulations to Helblaster-of-Sigmar as the newly installed P.R.I.C.... right, no abbreviations.

I have also received a missive from Herr Gojo passed on through third parties so as to not allow me to track him.  There may be some defences to be offered in his case, but only should he present himself to the S.H.I.... Ooops,the Inquisistion.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 05:31:40 PM
Your organization is growing in leaps and bounds. You may have to create smaller departments within the Sigmar Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle.

Maybe senior officers in the Middenheim region can form up the Bureaucratic Regiment Of Witchfinder Notables – Northern Order Of Sigmar’s Elite Representatives.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 12, 2007, 06:16:38 PM
The PR guy needs to get moving ............

Whos has the 'T'-Shirt rights, the Posters, ............


I see a series of 7 books here ..........

"The Ministry of Tragic" by J.K. Trowelling
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 06:26:14 PM
The PR guy needs to get moving ............

Whos has the 'T'-Shirt rights, the Posters, ............


I see a series of 7 books here ..........

"The Ministry of Tragic" by J.K. Trowelling
Ill ignore the crappy Harry Potter reference, but I do like the idea of T-Shirts and posters...

hmmm (wishes I was Artistic and not Autistic  :laugh: )

So Helblaster if you get bored and feel up to it by all means make us some interesting posters and the like. If anyone else has some artistic ability and wants to help then that would be cool to

I did a (albeit crappily painted) banner that said "Fear The Inquisition" on it... Not finished yet but once its done Ill post it up
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 12, 2007, 07:18:00 PM
All people with any form of artistic talent (be it for drawings or for modelling) are heretics and should be burned...*
People with the previous mentioned talents clearly must have sold their soul to those we do not speak about...who am i kidding!, The Dark Gods, who will kill you and if not we will!

*Mainly because i have none.

But if you happen to just "Find" some posters then do share with us!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 07:22:25 PM
Fine. Someone else can design these shirts:

My parents attended a witch trial and all I got was this blood-splattered shirt.

I’m with Nurgle =>

If you can read this then you’re a mutant.

My other chariot is a Waltar.

(Maybe you can’t draw because you’re all thumbs … hmmmmm … better get someone to count your digits)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
Announcements:

1.) There seems to have been some confusion as to the manner of our PR department. Anyone who wants to can join (assuming you pass the English literacy test, aka you post on this site) and become a Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, not just Helblaster. And currently he is the head of the department, as noone else has applied  :-P

Should he prove incompetant then you can try and oust him and become head of the department  :engel: But I believe he will do a fine job

2.) New "Trial" (See main page)
Trial by Google: Suspects name shall be entered into the google search engine, followed by the hitting of the button "I'm Feeling Lucky". Should the page that comes up be considered adequate, suspect is considered a witch for manipulating the google search engine to his own gain, but should the page be considered innapropraite or not adequate, suspect is a witch and should be dispatched accordingly
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 08:31:07 PM
Trial by Google is an excellent idea! Just think of all the wonderful things that the entire family can come up with! For Example:

Wyzer: http://www.roundtable-bretonnia.org/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1776 (http://www.roundtable-bretonnia.org/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1776) That was an "I'm feeling lucky" result. Hmmmm... Is Wyzer a Bretonnian heretic?

Rufas: http://www.43things.com/person/rufas (http://www.43things.com/person/rufas) same type of search, and it appears that Rufas has a motivational blog... and is a rather sad person.

Mcknight: http://www.mcknight.org/ (http://www.mcknight.org/) Hmmmm... McKnight is a Wisconsin philantrhopist... meaning he is a personalbe person, but takes cheesy armies.

Lonearcher: http://xmencollection.proboards106.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=lonearcher (http://xmencollection.proboards106.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=lonearcher) I don't need to say anything.....

Those are just some examples, imagine the fun a family could have practicing trying themselves! Teh S.H.I.T is looking forward to this new venture very much indeed, and hopes that even the guilty will find it a pleasurable experience, although not too pleasurable, otherwise we will have to invent new punishments for Slaaneshi heretics...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 08:39:28 PM
No. Wait! I read DC. (um, er, comics? whats that? pictures and words? The two in twain should never be!)


Anyhoo. I’d like to mak it official if it’s alright by you. I think I’ve found my calling.
I would like a position in the Public Relations department (or any opening you may have)

I am certain I would do well in the capacity of
Sigmar Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle: Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Really Bad Evil Rascals.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 08:47:52 PM
Very well, your application is pending, and shall be approved very shortly, I should imagine. Also, there is the excellent position of Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster. If you would accept the title of the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma's Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster I would be most grateful, as I feel I will need to delegate some matters.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 08:51:18 PM
No. Wait! I read DC. (um, er, comics? whats that? pictures and words? The two in twain should never be!)


Anyhoo. I’d like to mak it official if it’s alright by you. I think I’ve found my calling.
I would like a position in the Public Relations department (or any opening you may have)

I am certain I would do well in the capacity of
Sigmar Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle: Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Really Bad Evil Rascals.

Sounds good to me, Ill make it official then

But surely it should be: Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes (Well, you after all have an interest in being in the PR department of the Inquisition!)

Eh, this is the Inquisition though. You can choose whatever horrible acronym you want  :happy:

BTW, Helblaser_Of_Sigmar's Acronym-writing privlidges have been revoked  :wink: following this:

Very well, your application is pending, and shall be approved very shortly, I should imagine. Also, there is the excellent position of Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster. If you would accept the title of the P.R.I.C.K's B.I.T.C.H I would be most grateful, as I feel I will need to delegate some matters.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 09:00:40 PM
Lol!

I was about to suggest Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma Sworn to Banish Evil Everywhere Or Take Complaints to Helblaster
but I like Wyzer’s idea better.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 09:12:17 PM
But I really like mine! A lot! Oh well, choose your own damn title... but make sure it's something others will appreciate so that we will be easily recognized. And believe me, the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma's Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster will be remembered by ANYONE who hears it.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 11:17:53 PM
Quote
Deputy Inquisitor’s journal

Came to work.
Attended graphic design strategy meeting.
Worked on quarterly sales booklet outlining billions of dollars worth in mutual funds.
Went to the market to purchase fresh local produce.
Joined the Inquisition.
Had coffee with an attractive assistant from sales.

I’ve had a full day, I think.

Lonearcher Whitescar,
2nd Lieutenant, Averland Halberds.
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes,
Office of the Public Relations Inquistor of Care and Karma

note to self: better look into when I could expect those discount coupons to Madame Rosalita’s
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 11:43:21 PM
Deputy Inquisitor’s journal

Came to work.
Attended graphic design strategy meeting.
Worked on quarterly sales booklet outlining billions of dollars worth in mutual funds.
Went to the market to purchase fresh local produce.
Joined the Inquisition.
Had coffee with an attractive assistant from sales.


I’ve had a full day, I think.

Lonearcher Whitescar,
2nd Lieutenant, Averland Halberds.
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes,
Office of the Public Relations Inquistor of Care and Karma

note to self: better look into when I could expect those discount coupons to Madame Rosalita’s
Wow, your day was better than mine!

Quote
Woke up late for work
Got coffee
Got stuck in traffic... Damn combines...
Went to work
Got two new people into the Inquisition
Uh, thats it I havn't left work yet... lol

The little "Joined The Inquisition" ones totally throws you for a loop! You really need to tell people outside these forums that and see what they say. The hard part is explaining it :-D

You're a fellow Averlander huh? Nice to see someone else who appreciates the subtly of burning heretics while in yellow tights  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 16, 2007, 03:11:24 PM
My fellow inquisitors. A case has arroused my suspicion.. and think we need our full force to stop this heretic.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0)

Herr Rupert Hammerton Fraser, has done an outragerous thing. The inquisition reject all Live Acting Roleplayers and the this must be our worst case to date!

We must hunt this Rupert down and put him to trial!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on September 16, 2007, 04:54:39 PM
My fellow inquisitors. A case has arroused my suspicion.. and think we need our full force to stop this heretic.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0)

Herr Rupert Hammerton Fraser, has done an outragerous thing. The inquisition reject all Live Acting Roleplayers and the this must be our worst case to date!

We must hunt this Rupert down and put him to trial!

Plus Soju thinks that 40k is Ģ10,000 better than Fantasy!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 16, 2007, 07:21:44 PM
Wait, is he even a member here? Does he even know this place exists? Let's just try to imagine the encounter if we do track him down...

"Herr Rupert?"
"Uhh...yes?"
"You are under arrest for crimes against the Emperor Sigmar, and his heir, the Emperor Karl Franz. The Inqusition is here to question you."
"WTF mate? Who the hell are you guys, and why am I being 'arrested'?"
"For the Crime of...LARPing."
"And you guys are arresting me?!?!?!?!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Soju on September 16, 2007, 07:40:18 PM
lol...

sj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 17, 2007, 05:58:05 AM
Wait, is he even a member here? Does he even know this place exists? Let's just try to imagine the encounter if we do track him down...

"Herr Rupert?"
"Uhh...yes?"
"You are under arrest for crimes against the Emperor Sigmar, and his heir, the Emperor Karl Franz. The Inqusition is here to question you."
"WTF mate? Who the hell are you guys, and why am I being 'arrested'?"
"For the Crime of...LARPing."
"And you guys are arresting me?!?!?!?!"
Bearing in mind that he just got married in LARping, i think that he would see this threat... quite seriously.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 18, 2007, 03:23:24 AM
I don't... LARP arresting someone for LARPing?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 20, 2007, 05:59:51 PM
I would like to submit my special thanks to our members Lonearcher and HoS for there involvement in keeping the Inquisition fresh and entertaining

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18036.0
For Inquisitorial T-Shirts

and

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18036.0
For our Recruitment thread (working on getting us a scribe  :engel: )

Second order of business. We are in need of an opening paragraph on the first post of this thread. Something around a paragraph long, well written and outlines the Inquisition well

I was hoping we would get several submissions and we would pick our best. Hopefully Marcus Leitdorf might be interested, as he seemed like a good writer (and it would be a great first job to)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 20, 2007, 10:45:36 PM
Grand Inquisition,

   I, Stefan Von Widmeyer have found traitors within the empire. One of them is a worshiper of Khaine and the other seeks to cover him up. I will send information in hopes that it leads to the arrest of ImperiusDominatus and Wyzer1. sigmar be with you.

Your loyal subject,
  Stefan Von Widmeyer

My information as promised, http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18023.0

PS: How might i become a member?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 20, 2007, 11:00:20 PM
Grand Inquisition,

   I, Stefan Von Widmeyer have found traitors within the empire. One of them is a worshiper of Khaine and the other seeks to cover him up. I will send information in hopes that it leads to the arrest of ImperiusDominatus and Wyzer1. sigmar be with you.

Your loyal subject,
  Stefan Von Widmeyer

My information as promised, http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18023.0
Oh ya, i forgot about that...

I meant to bring that up here. Whats our disposition towards Khaine warshippers? (I am partially unfamiliar with Khaines background)

IIRC isn't Khaine the "God Of Murder"? Now, I remember reading that some believe Khaine is the same as Khorne but he obviously isn't...

Another thing, Khaine in 40k and Fantasy have completely different background and representations... But I know in 40k a khaine warshipper is hunted down and killed

One last thing, the Avatar in Dawn of War says "Khaila Mensha Khaine" (or however its spelt) and sounds damn cool  :engel:Ū (lol) I am not sure how that affects us but still...

PS: How might i become a member? [/i]
Well, we havn't turned anyone down yet so you pretty much just show even a slight interest in us  :happy:

Is there a particular talent and/or position you think you are suited to fill? We have a couple in our PR department, Rufas is our Taxist, Im High Inquisitor etc...

If you decide you want some particular position (its more for entertainment value than anything else) then all you have to do is write a clever acronym and your in  :happy:

If you just want to be your standard burn em at the stake Inquisitor, then thats peachy to

BTW, make sure you keep it fun and light-hearted, its not susposed to be anything serious. We leave that stuff up to the mods  :engel:Ū(lol)

EDIT: As a warning by joining the Inquisition you are almost guarenteed to make a nemesis out of Midaski  :happy: For some reason he's not too fond of the Inquisition... lol
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 23, 2007, 04:45:25 PM
Write a clever acronym you say, well that didn't work out so well. I worked for three hours and all I came up with junk. if you can think of a whity acronym for me have at her, but i just as fine as a standard burn em at the stake Inquisitor or if you need some one in the tax Dept i can do that sort of junk. I did burn down an entire town to get my money once. 

Well if you allow me into your order I will do my best to burn people for there crimes.  :smile2:



PS: I think I'll live with Midaski hating me, I have had worse.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 23, 2007, 07:35:52 PM
Can I apply for the job of :

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments ?

I would like to take 'Divide et Impera' as my Motto. A good quartering will make most sinners repent... just before they snap under the strain of our line of questioning. If that doesn't work we'll behead, then burn the rich and burn the poor straightaway.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: stretch_135 on September 23, 2007, 11:08:59 PM
Inquisitors; we have found a heretic! May we burn them? (While we're at it, say 'yes' to Monty Python references  :-D)

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18155.msg210065#msg210065

Comparing his-most holiness Sigmar to a simple mechanic? And the connotations... "under a greasy Valten" asking for a 3/8 wrench (creative editing my own  :engel:)? What shall we do, oh most powerful overlords-of-overlordness of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 24, 2007, 10:00:22 AM
  Ponders ............ Hmmmmmm

This should be interesting - he's of dwarf ancestry - wonder how Rufas will take to his kin being accused.

Dwarfs tend to look at most things from an engineering perspective.

Wonder how stretch_135, or for that matter Unwyzer1, will cope with a grudge book entry ...............
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 04:20:32 PM
Write a clever acronym you say, well that didn't work out so well. I worked for three hours and all I came up with junk. if you can think of a whity acronym for me have at her, but i just as fine as a standard burn em at the stake Inquisitor or if you need some one in the tax Dept i can do that sort of junk. I did burn down an entire town to get my money once. 

Well if you allow me into your order I will do my best to burn people for there crimes.  :smile2:
lol

Well if you think of anything just say  :-D SO, by the authority invested in me by a bunch of morons the Inquisition, consider thyself a member of the finest organization in the Empire (notice I didn't say most efficient...)

PS: I think i'll live with Midaski hateing me, i have had worse.
Ya, its kind of like being disliked by your neighbor. Its almost comical  :happy:

Can I apply for the job of :

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments ?

I would like to take 'Divide et Impera' as my Motto. A good quartering will make most sinners repent... just before they snap under the strain of our line of questioning. If that doesn't work we'll behead, then burn the rich and burn the poor straightaway.
Hmm... Good point! We actually havn't established an executions department!

Ok, sounds alright to me, but make sure you keep it fun and don't go after people whom you suspect of not having a sense of humor. Also watch out for threadjacking, so if you accuse someone of heresy make sure to actually contribute to the topic also (less backlash)

So, two members in one swipe!? Our evil little organization is growing in leaps and bounds! Welcome to the Inquisition!

BTW, Doop123 if you like you could join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) I'd suggest coming up with elaborate and goofy means of execution  :biggriin: If you guys get a good list going I'll update the first post in this thread (which you should check occasionally, I add new things sometimes)

Inquisitors; we have found a heretic! May we burn them? (While we're at it, say 'yes' to Monty Python references  :-D)

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18155.msg210065#msg210065

Comparing his-most holiness Sigmar to a simple mechanic? And the connotations... "under a greasy Valten" asking for a 3/8 wrench (creative editing my own  :engel:)? What shall we do, oh most powerful overlords-of-overlordness of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace?
Hmm, three things come to mind when I read that (and the thread in reference)

The first thing: Since he is of Dwarven ancestry, he is in fact outside of the Inquisitions jurisdiction. He does not worship Sigmar as his patron god (to be expected actually, because Sigmar is a regional thing specifically to the Empire). Secondaly, he was asking a question to whether or not he was a mechanic based on what he thought was the Prayers rules, and it was actually more of sarcasm towards GW's rules (which is in spirit of the Inquisition)

Lastly, you purposely misquoted to make it look like Sigmar was "Under a greasy Valten" ... Heretic! BURN!

But, you did refer to us as powerful overlords-of-overlordsness so... we'll let you off  :engel:

  Ponders ............ Hmmmmmm

This should be interesting - he's of dwarf ancestry - wonder how Rufas will take to his kin being accused.

Dwarfs tend to look at most things from an engineering perspective.

Wonder how stretch_135, or for that matter Unwyzer1, will cope with a grudge book entry ...............

No hang on... He's not even in the Inquisition (yet) so we can't be held responsable for his actions  :biggriin: No harm done (yet) :engel:

Wow, that was alot of stuff  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 24, 2007, 04:48:58 PM
I just went back to Page 1 and checked the first 'updated' thread.

The membership and Positions bits could do with some reorganising.

Why not list the Officers with their Positions, and then list the general Inquisitors underneath - they could even have Full and Novice status.

I suppose the current presentation matches the rather ragbag nature of your organisation, but I am surprised that Mr. PR hasn't made some effort to improve the presentation.

In fact I am surprised that we haven't had your membership modelling minis of themselves for the others to copy - then you could have an Inqusitor unit each to put on battlefields all over the world.

Quote
PS: I think I'll live with Midaski hating me, I have had worse.
{Spelling and capitalisation corrections free of charge.}  

Let's be clear about this - I do not hate the Inquisition or anyone it.

There are many benefits:

The occasional gems of humour.
Left to their own devices the members involved could come up with all sorts of other drivel.
They tend to try and uphold their aims, which involve following the site ethos as to post quality - New Inquisitors please note  :icon_exclaim:
They distract attention from the more discreet work of the Chancellor's Office.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 05:07:51 PM
Hey, Midaski is being helpful to the Imquisition  :-D

Those are some good ideas... Ill get to it

Actually the
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In fact I am surprised that we haven't had your membership modelling minis of themselves for the others to copy - then you could have an Inqusitor unit each to put on battlefields all over the world.
I actually have done this... He's just not quite painted yet... Once painted I am going to post him up (hes modelled though)  I have gotten some compliments from my friends regarding him
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:00:57 PM
hey Wyzer1 I would like very much to join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) thats sounds like fun. oh and by the way i have come up with 2 fun ways to kill (or harm) some one!

1) first heat up sand until it's red hot (i know just doing that sounds like fun) then, pour it all over their body. and there you have it a burnt, screaming soon to be dead person!

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or insects eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAP and that sounds gay.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on September 24, 2007, 06:10:04 PM
2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

 :Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 06:10:59 PM
Neato

The more elaborate and original and clever the methods of execution the better  :happy: Feel free to clutter the counts tavern with a thread devoted to this  :biggriin:  That would make it (4) threads devoted to the Inquisition  Good... Good my pretties... Slowly but surely we shall take control...  :engel:

Quote
And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAS and that sounds gay.
lol, I laughed so hard when I read that  :laugh: And you didn't even do it right, it would be S.H.I.T.O.S.A.P but whatev

I already added you to the roster. Welcome aboard  :biggriin:

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

 :Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
And perambulator brings up a good point as to why spelling and punctation is importnat  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:16:51 PM
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I accept that so shut up! :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:
lol

BTW, you know your signature? Have you ever faced Thorek Ironbrow?  :engel: lol
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 24, 2007, 06:26:07 PM
Neato

The more elaborate and original and clever the methods of execution the better  :happy: Feel free to clutter the counts tavern with a thread devoted to this  :biggriin:  That would make it (4) threads devoted to the Inquisition  Good... Good my pretties... Slowly but surely we shall take control...  :engel:

Quote
And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAS and that sounds gay.
lol, I laughed so hard when I read that  :laugh: And you didn't even do it right, it would be S.H.I.T.O.S.A.P but whatev

I already added you to the roster. Welcome aboard  :biggriin:

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

 :Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
And perambulator brings up a good point as to why spelling and punctation is importnat  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 06:27:26 PM
... AKA Sarcasm

I also spelt punctuation wrong...  :engel:

Dammit this is the Inquisition, not a friggin spelling bee! Get back to torching!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on September 24, 2007, 06:30:10 PM
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:

Doop123, considering this is a written forum, it's best to not take anything you read in the wrong light. I suggest whenever you read something here (and this is probably good advice for anything you read), you should take your first gut reaction and make it two shades more positive than that. Very few people are deliberately mean or out to get you. Believe me, I could have made my post a LOT harsher than I did. I had no intention of picking on your spelling - we all make mistakes and this wasn't one that the Spell Check would have caught because you, in fact, did spell it correctly - it was just a different word that you thought it was.

This forum does set a high standard for postings precisely because it is very easy for miscommunications and misunderstanding to spiral out of control and there are very few other ways to completely destroy the good will of a site. Wyzer1 has already been bitten by his postings of the Inquisition once and did a fine job of soothing the bruises. If you are going to be part of the Inquisition, I would suggest that you take our advice to heart. No one expects perfection, but an effort to acknowledge our limitations and acknowledge that we are working on them go very far. You will see postings by people for whom English is not their first language and they will often state as much and apologize in advance. You live in Canada (and not in Quebec, either) so you probably don't have that excuse (If you do, this would be a good time to point out my error). I would take this forum as an opportunity to work on your writing skills.

Again, this is not a criticism, but a friendly suggestion of a way to get more out of this forum than just a great way to win battles for the Empire!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 24, 2007, 06:33:52 PM
@ Wyzer

Where I live Importnat is cheap beer that tastes like horsep*ss and comes from abroad.

People have been burnt for less in these parts.

Who shall I execute, my Lord ? I only carry out the sentence, discovering, capturing, imprisoning and judging heretics are out of my jurisdiction. Perhaps others can be found for those functions? I am sure your most majestic overlordness had that figured out already...

Now what was this about sarcasm, oh Overlord ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:51:27 PM
I have gone back and edited my mistakes and yes perambulator I know that my bad spelling is a problem and yes I must work on this problem and contrary to popular belief I am. also when I said shut up over and over again i wasn't sad about anything I was just joking around. so yes my spelling will be worked on.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:55:29 PM
hey Wyzer1 I would like very much to join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) thats sounds like fun. oh and by the way i have come up with 2 fun ways to kill (or harm) some one!

1) first heat up sand until it's red hot (i know just doing that sounds like fun) then, pour it all over their body. and there you have it a burnt, screaming soon to be dead person!

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or insects eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAP and that sounds gay.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on September 24, 2007, 07:01:15 PM
I have gone back and edited my mistakes and yes perambulator I know that my bad spelling is a problem and yes I must work on this problem and contrary to popular belief I am. also when I said shut up over and over again i wasn't sad about anything I was just joking around. so yes my spelling will be worked on.

Oh good!  :happy: In that case, I think you meant "accept" instead of "except" (which means something completely different)   :biggriin: here:

Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 07:03:07 PM
Ya that is what I meant, thanks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 24, 2007, 08:48:28 PM
Im sorry Doop123 but from your latest actions, i would have to arrest you for thredomancy.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17597.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17597.25)
Given your current post count i put in mind that you are new and just wants a high posts count because that makes you a better general on the table.
I therefor will just give you a warning and a fine.. on a hundred gold crowns, which 113% off goes to Midaski's tax payment office... Damn we  keep loosing money...

From now on all minor occurences will be penalised with burnings instead of fines. This will help our poor economy and Rufas' pink goblin might have a chance to cheat Midaski's tax office.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 09:58:56 PM
My apology's High Inquisitor I did not notice the last post date for that topic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 25, 2007, 07:22:29 AM
It seems that you have brought more people along. Bad doop...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on September 25, 2007, 02:23:58 PM
Is it heresy to want to play 'Armies of Arcana' over Warhammer?

Or is it part of the order of things to want to improve your quality of life.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 25, 2007, 02:59:47 PM
Is it heresy to want to play 'Armies of Arcana' over Warhammer?

Or is it part of the order of things to want to improve your quality of life.

As long as you play it for the greater glory of Sigmar.... We're OK with it.
However, what's not to love about a game with a movement, magic, shooting, close combat AND argument phase ?  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 26, 2007, 08:16:07 PM
Yeah, the arguement phase.... I get enough of that at home.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 27, 2007, 05:12:15 AM
Yeah, the arguement phase.... I get enough of that at home.

You lucky git !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Johan Willhelm on September 27, 2007, 04:21:57 PM
And lo it came to pass that Johan did gaze upon the majesty of Sigmar's land and was struck by how it had become pollutted by the unclean that did rise against His holy name, flock did he to the Inquisition and announce:

"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

Johan  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 04:25:01 PM
And lo it came to pass that Johan did gaze upon the majesty of Sigmar's land and was struck by how it had become pollutted by the unclean that did rise against His holy name, flock did he to the Inquisition and announce:

"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

Johan  :mellow:
:::cheers:::
While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts  :happy:

In the name of Sigmar and the Inquisition, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as a Junior Inquisitor (give it like a day and you'lle be a full-Inquisitor  :-D)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 27, 2007, 04:54:39 PM
"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

 :icon_question:

In the name of Sigmar and the Inquisition, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as a Junior Inquisitor (give it like a day and you'lle be a full-Inquisitor  :-D)

Will he get a horse in 24 hours then ?

I mean the swords ok, but he's not going to catch much riding his pet is he?

Just watch out he doesn't offer to sacrifice it though - I understand goats are far more popular than chickens, or doggies or pussies amongst senior chaos cultists


 :engel:"™"




While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts  :happy:


Ooh - please let me sign Rufas - I mean I know he's a bit scrawny, but there must be plenty of room left as you haven't got that many inquisitors.

"Nurses! - Heat up that 'Lord M' branding seal I had made"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 05:03:51 PM
While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts  :happy:

Ooh - please let me sign Rufas - I mean I know he's a bit scrawny, but there must be plenty of room left as you haven't got that many inquisitors.

"Nurses! - Heat up that 'Lord M' branding seal I had made"

wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy?  :-D lol

And for good measure  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 27, 2007, 05:15:26 PM
wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy?  :-D lol

And for good measure  :::cheers:::

Sshhhh - well No - the 'mark' on his backside would actually put him on a par with my oxen or horses, as it's not like my official seal, or a handwritten signature.  Actually given his 'normal' tastes, he'd enjoy the pain .................... 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 27, 2007, 05:29:49 PM
Just watch out he doesn't offer to sacrifice it though - I understand goats are far more popular than chickens, or doggies or pussies amongst senior chaos cultists

I object ! Pussies are definitely first on our list !
I mean 'Offer your pussy to the inquisition' is something I have been hearing regularly from behind the locked interrogation rooms' doors where the Senior Inquisitors question suspects of worshipping Slaanesh....

All the time I'm waiting for somebody to execute and  in the meanwhile :::cheers::: (any excuse is good for the  :::cheers::: )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 27, 2007, 07:23:02 PM
Sshhhh - well No - the 'mark' on his backside would actually put him on a par with my oxen or horses, as it's not like my official seal, or a handwritten signature.  Actually given his 'normal' tastes, he'd enjoy the pain .................... 

 :eusa_sick:

Here’s to a new brand
 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 28, 2007, 08:36:36 AM


I object ! Pussies are definitely first on our list !
I mean 'Offer your pussy to the inquisition' is something I have been hearing regularly from behind the locked interrogation rooms' doors where the Senior Inquisitors question suspects of worshipping Slaanesh....



Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Donnachaidh on September 28, 2007, 10:22:07 AM

Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?

Shoot in the gut with a blank round, pull out intestines, nail intestines to tree, chase inquisitor round tree with hot poker so they disembowel themselves.

Leave as warning to others.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 28, 2007, 11:32:07 AM

Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?

Shoot in the gut with a blank round, pull out intestines, nail intestines to tree, chase inquisitor round tree with hot poker so they disembowel themselves.

Leave as warning to others.

Sounds like great fun... Waste of gunpowder though....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 28, 2007, 12:51:24 PM
What is our position towards the new artisans of the Warhammer-empire?

Are they gifted by the dark gods? or is it okay for them to post their drawings as long as they are pro-empire stuff.

Off cause we will need to have the moderator abilities to censor their stuff ... *Looks at Midaski...holding a bag of coins*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Johan Willhelm on September 28, 2007, 02:13:18 PM
Dear Midaski

I resent the allegation that Sigmars work can not be done astride a goat - his work can be done from the back of any reasonably hooved animal such is the power of his word.
 :happy:

PS I wish I looked like this  :mrgreen: but really I look like this  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 02, 2007, 04:25:10 PM
Alright...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)

We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 06, 2007, 01:30:18 PM
Thanks to Warhammerlord_soth's antention we have a new case of bad tredomancy

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15009.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15009.0)

Given the person in question's low post count i think a warning should be sufficient. But Ratarsed on the other hand... Must face the consequences... THis is not because he is rat in his name :icon_rolleyes:

What do we think Ratarsed trial should be?...  the trial of Gooogle? oh yes


Hmm interesting... It came up with a dictionary that explained Ratarsed to be extremely drunk.
This must mean that Ratarsed was exstremely drunk when you posted. All is forgiven and any bill is put on Midaski's tab.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 07, 2007, 12:01:07 AM
Burn Ratarsed, trial by google is not harsh enough. If it is demanded I will personlay kill cleanse him my self so that Holy Sigmar can judge him.
So, what does the Inquisition comand?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 07, 2007, 06:28:11 PM
But we all know that all our responsibilities drop when you are drunk (and in ratarsed case extremely drunk). So he must just get a verbal warning...and buy an indulgence...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 07, 2007, 06:45:29 PM
Can I burn him a little?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 08, 2007, 05:43:20 AM
Can I burn him a little?


Allright, but just his feet then....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 11, 2007, 03:03:04 AM
Can I burn him a little?


Allright, but just his feet then....

Thanks. :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on October 13, 2007, 12:27:41 AM
Alright...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)

We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting!  :engel:

you mean "cool list", right?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 13, 2007, 03:13:24 PM
Alright...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)

We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting!  :engel:

you mean "cool list", right?
Thats what I heard. You have something that they want me thinks...  :Ohmy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 16, 2007, 09:52:35 PM
ok, just to point out I have posted on this thread despite having not read the last 4 pages (mainly because I was not in them and are therefore not important) but just to say the inquisition got bogged down in just the kind of rhetoric and bull it was trying to eradicate. Time for an inquisition into the inquisition if you ask me!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 16, 2007, 10:12:15 PM
ok, just to point out I have posted on this thread despite having not read the last 4 pages (mainly because I was not in them and are therefore not important) but just to say the inquisition got bogged down in just the kind of rhetoric and bull it was trying to eradicate. Time for an inquisition into the inquisition if you ask me!
We had a cold one and made up, its cool

173 more posts (i think) and this thread is the number 1 most posted on thread

 :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 17, 2007, 03:19:00 AM
Lucky it will get locked before then  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 17, 2007, 08:56:56 AM
Lucky it will get locked before then  :evil:

Ha Ha - I read Wyzer's post and thought exactly the same, before I even read yours. :icon_wink:

However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 17, 2007, 01:21:20 PM
Lucky it will get locked before then  :evil:

Ha Ha - I read Wyzer's post and thought exactly the same, before I even read yours. :icon_wink:

However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.

 :engel:

You guys are so ironic it’s funny!
 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 17, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.

 :engel:
You see... I had read the forum stats thing before, but it wasn't until you mods brought it up that I realized that its always been my life-long dream to have the most hours logged into a forum  :icon_wink:

Ugh, theres a couple I dont think I can aspire to...
General Helstrom  316 Topics Started
Warlord  36d 7h 27m Time Online
Introduce Yourself  456 Posts
Introduce Yourself  23555 Views
General Helstrom  5315 Posts

I doubt I will get that place with these stats:
Total Posts: 1702 posts
Total Topics Started: 32 topics
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 17, 2007, 04:28:10 PM
I havent seen the General on for quite some time. Where might he be?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 23, 2007, 07:37:25 AM
Midaski is hereby charged for heresy of the worst degree. Playing a chaos army.

All his personal effects will be confiscated and auctioned within the inquisition*.
His attained tax money will be repaid to the proper owner.... the inquisition.

More details will come after lunch break
*Except his used clothes which will be donated to the Red Hammer.

Evidence A:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18582.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18582.0)
Quote
Regular dude unit basess (which planet are we on today???)  - they're all normal Marauders (=25mm) aside from the Bearguru.

The Bearman is also a normal human-sized (=20mm) base.

 :icon_question: :icon_rolleyes:

I've been doing a bit of sorting out in my games room, and my youngest son has a Chaos army he hasn't touched for 3-4 years.

I got it out on the table today.
He has a unit of 12 of the new foot marauders with flails which are on the currently correct 25mm bases, but he also has some old metal marauders.

Some have flails, and some have two handed weapons - these were mixed in the same box as Beorg's bearmen who have their axes in one hand.
All of these minis are on 20mm bases - the basic marauders should be on 25mm, but my bases chart doesn't include DoW or RoR.

You see I reckon the original box set came with 20mm bases - it was made before all the Chaos Marauders were changed to 25mm.

So where's the proof for DoW or RoR?

 :engel:







Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 23, 2007, 08:20:56 AM
Midaski is hereby charged for heresy of the worst degree. Playing a chaos army.

SO that's the charge eh?
Quote from: Midaski
I've been doing a bit of sorting out in my games room, and my youngest son has a Chaos army he hasn't touched for 3-4 years.

I got it out on the table today.



I cannot see the word 'play' or 'playing' anywhere ...................  :icon_rolleyes:

Us Chancellors are always doing audits ...............

Really McKnight I think you should be HD&Q'd on charges of sedition ...................



 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 23, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Okay so the lunch break evovled into 5-6 beers after school(I am not totally unaffected right now:P).... i tried to P.I.O.M.T but they didnt know what i talked about :dry:

Anyways back to burning Midaski.

Now, the fact that your son has a chaos army is proof enough that you are a heretic and your offspring has taints of chaos..It is seen before where the children of humans are having taints and mutate in some way. To ensure that it doesnt happen again we burn the parents.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 23, 2007, 06:38:38 PM
Okay so the lunch break evovled into 5-6 beers after school(I am not totally unaffected right now:P).... i tried to P.I.O.M.T but they didnt know what i talked about :dry:
Worth a try though huh?

Anyways back to burning Midaski.

Now, the fact that your son has a chaos army is proof enough that you are a heretic and your offspring has taints of chaos..It is seen before where the children of humans are having taints and mutate in some way. To ensure that it doesnt happen again we burn the parents.
Wait before you torch him (I thought we dont go after mods because they have that ever-fear-instilling MODEDIT button of doom?) I want to hear his opinions on the "MIDASKI - Tax collector of the Apocalypse" thing

 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 23, 2007, 07:04:11 PM
There are no excuses. Rank does not save you from the inquisition!...

Although a noticable fee might distract my works.... :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 01:13:03 PM
I see you locked the forum Herr Midaski.

Protocol says that when dealing with a possible heretic of high rank we need to be sure.

Therefore i will ask you a question and you have to be honest!


Are you a heretic?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 01:21:05 PM
I see you locked the forum Herr Midaski.

Protocol says that when dealing with a possible heretic of high rank we need to be sure.

Therefore i will ask you a question and you have to be honest!


Are you a heretic?

Forum - now that would be powerful.

As to my powers well you have incurred my wrath  :icon_wink: with your spurious sugestions, so feel my power -  :engel:


I shall be away from my PC shortly for a few hours.

The re-edit fee is 10,000 gold crowns
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 01:29:07 PM
Wait... am i getting money or will i have to pay you to leave the tabernacle alone?

I will not pay single dime..

You didnt answer my question though.


Oh and i off course meant topic... but the tabernacle of sollace thread is the forum to me  :engel:

P.I.O.Y.T.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 01:35:32 PM
Wait... am i getting money or will i have to pay you to leave the tabernacle alone?

I will not pay single dime..

You didnt answer my question though.


Oh and i off course meant topic... but the tabernacle of sollace thread is the forum to me  :engel:

P.I.O.Y.T.  :::cheers:::


Sooooooo funny - you just haven't noticed my administrative powers have you ..................


We'll just have to wait for the rot to set in ............
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 24, 2007, 01:39:24 PM
Tsk.. Harsh Midaski

Inflicting him with Nurgles' rot ... Which proves his point really.... :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 24, 2007, 01:41:30 PM
:biggriin:

Actually it could even be argued that Lord Midaski is changing an a few things around here...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 01:42:55 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 03:26:27 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:
Nurgle huh? I always suspected tzeentch  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 03:31:33 PM
well thats our confession boyos... Herr Wyzer, burn him!


Meanwhile ill go take a bath to get rid of these funny boils i've been getting
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 03:35:49 PM
well thats our confession boyos... Herr Wyzer, burn him!


Meanwhile ill go take a bath to get rid of these funny boils i've been getting

 :mellow: You have to hand it to him - he's persistent...  :unsure: or dense...

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 24, 2007, 03:43:52 PM
I think there is only one course of action. The inquisition must present its case to the Emperor, who, in his absolute wisdom, will decide the faith of Lord Midaski.

I of course recommend my services....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 24, 2007, 03:44:50 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:

This is getting too far.
I’m off to gather the mindless mob!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 03:47:12 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:

 :biggriin: Sir, you are indeed a master punster!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 24, 2007, 03:50:20 PM
The way he’s bating McKnurgle –

 :wink:

edit: I take back everything I’ve said for fear of reprimand!


 :icon_eek:

Here, P.I.O.MyT. :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 04:54:32 PM
The steel of Sigmar will not bend!

You are a heretic Midaski and the more you do, the more people will see what you really are!

It appears im the only one brave enough to stand up against you...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 05:10:03 PM
Gentlemen and women of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace:

Hear me! You may have already noticed a subversive presence in your midst but you may have been afraid of his self-righteousness. To you I say fear no more for the Light of the Truth shall clear the way!

McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle, has been attempting to destroy the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace by attacking the most venerable Imperial Officer and Lord Protector of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace, Midaski!

I need not remind you of the Six Holy Principles so prominently displayed in the Original Post of this Most Glorious Thread:

Quote
#1 Obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will

By attacking Midaski in such a open manner, McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle, seeks to  undermine the very roots of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace and thereby institute a coup of the rightful leadership of the Inquisition and indeed of this very Forum that we hold so dear!

People of the Empire! Officers of the Inquisition! Arise I say and put down this Spawn of Chaos that is McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle! 

For the Empire,
- perambulator
Kommandant Investigator of Special Services Against Sinister Subplots
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 05:11:35 PM
It appears im the only one brave enough to stand up against you...
Bravery, Stupidity... Toe May Toe - Toe Mah Toe   :laugh:

 :::cheers::: (Is Midaski still picking up the tab?)

Alright, here's that facts:

Midaski is trying to make the Inquisition look bad (trying something new  :dry:), by changing someones name in the imperial records to look like a servant of chaos. Obviously the pious and rightious "Mc..Whatever he's going by these days" is not a servant of chaos, and is trying to tread the path of rightousness by bringing down a suspected heretic

Besides the strange resemblences to tzeentch, Inquisitorial scrutiny has shown that the Imperial Tax-Collector is not a servant of chaos, but rather a man who strives to make the Inquisition more proficient by bludging it with unnecessary tests and insults (and name changes and etc...)

So, Midaski is off the hook (for now*) And hopefully the large sum of money donated to him, he will find his heart to find a cure to nurgles rot for our dear friend McKnight

=][=

*I like my name just how it is....

And while I enjoy your fervor perambulator... No  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 05:16:18 PM
And while I enjoy your fervor perambulator... No  :icon_wink:

Aww, come on! Please? I'll give you a beer (on Midaski's tab, of course).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
So, Midaski is off the hook (for now*) And hopefully the large sum of money donated to him, he will find his heart to find a cure to nurgles rot for our dear friend McKnight

Well it depends on whether one classifies that as an apology - doesn't sound crawling enough to me, and it also doesn't sound like you have the agreement of your 'brave' fellow inquisitor.

In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.

In fact burn his nose off .........................

Then I will change his name .........................

How about McKNoNose ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:22:34 PM
You are not even ... Cough..... a member of the Inquisition, Perambulator... care to join Midaski

Cough...
Lawyers have no buisness in the Inquisition, they know the law too much to aviod being burned hmpf..

Sigmar's grace, im getting worse.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:25:04 PM
You are not even ... Cough..... a member of the Inquisition, Perambulator... care to join Midaski

Cough...


Sigmar's grace, im getting worse.

I never claimed to be a member of the Inquisition! I am merely a Loyal Member of the Empire keeping an eye on things. Who watches the watchers?  I do.  :closed-eyes:

 :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
We are the loyal servants of Sigmar, we need no watchers. We are the extension of Sigmar, do you not trust Sigmar?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:29:12 PM
We are the loyal servants of Sigmar, we need no watchers. We are the extension of Sigmar, do you not trust Sigmar?

 :Ohmy:  I do not trust the Spawn of Chaos! Your vile subversion is already of record herein!   :ph34r:

Only one who seeks to hide from the Light of the Truth will deny the Watcher of the Watchers!

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:30:14 PM
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:36:52 PM
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:37:30 PM
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.

Now don't get too carried away - the way it actually works is you pay me for my support.

I've added it to your tax bill - but it is deductable termed as a 'donation'.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:40:09 PM
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:

I think the rot is starting to set in - what passes as a brain is becoming addled. He is ranting now.

Everyone will be against him soon ...................

So what's it to be Head Inquisitor? White coat or a bonfire.

The bonfire is more likely to destroy any disease ..............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:40:33 PM
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.

Now don't get too carried away - the way it actually works is you pay me for my support.

I've added it to your tax bill - but it is deductable termed as a 'donation'.

 :engel:


Oh! Right!  Yeah, I'm sorry - I forgot. Yeah, add it to my "bill"!  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:53:18 PM
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:

I think the rot is starting to set in - what passes as a brain is becoming addled. He is ranting now.

Everyone will be against him soon ...................

So what's it to be Head Inquisitor? White coat or a bonfire.

The bonfire is more likely to destroy any disease ..............

 :engel:


We are still two high inquisitors mind you. And I will not resign! I will get you burned somehow Midaski... just wait and see... just you wait and see... I might need some rest first though
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:57:23 PM
Still you flail against my power.

Yet you also forget that I am one of the very few who can cure you ..............

.......... and this joint Head Inquisitor thing just isn't going to work - the one always trying to outdo the other, conspiring behind each others' backs to win favour with the masses.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 08:07:29 PM
My, my, how far we have fallen... and to think, it was actually McKnurgle who first drafted the Six Holy Principles:

The six holy principles

§1 of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 08:10:08 PM
Still you flail against my power.

Yet you also forget that I am one of the very few who can cure you ..............

.......... and this joint Head Inquisitor thing just isn't going to work - the one always trying to outdo the other, conspiring behind each others' backs to win favour with the masses.

 :engel:

You are the one conspiring! You are trying to get me out of the way, so Wyzer will be too weak to keep you from power. We cannot fail Sigmar and let you have even more power than you have aquired through your heretical actions!

As for the six most holy principles, it was Midaski himself who put his name there. Corrupt as he is, he avoided any election and took power rather given to him.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 08:11:50 PM
As for the six most holy principles, it was Midaski himself who put his name there. Corrupt as he is, he avoided any election and took power rather given to him.

And you have proof of this tampering?  :closed-eyes: The dates are there for all to see!

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 08:15:03 PM
You must have been misinformed. I see no Midaski in my post. It is clearly Wyzer who has fallen to Midaski's money and written him as bossman.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 08:25:54 PM
You must have been misinformed. I see no Midaski in my post. It is clearly Wyzer who has fallen to Midaski's money and written him as bossman.

Ah see, the Userper confesses! He has shown his hand! Clearly he is out to overthrow the co-High Inquisitor and claim sole leadership of this noble band!  McKnurgle has forgotten that Wyzer edited the Most Holy Original Post based on feedback from other posters to this Most Noble Thread - McKnurgle included!

But wait! Maybe there is another possibility! Maybe the taint of Chaos did not touch the co-High Inquisitor until later! We must not condemn him, but pity him and show him the True Light of Sigmar. Where were those torches again?

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:32:56 PM
What the hell

I go to lunch and my co-inquisitor has a blade to his throat

*pulls up chair and drink to watch*  :biggriin:

At least its not my ass on the line again  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:44:31 PM
It has come to my attention that a certain High Inquisitor has been accused of the most heinous crime of consorting with chaos (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.msg216549#msg216549 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.msg216549#msg216549) if you missed any of it...)

Now, I of course vouch for the Inquisitor that he is innocent, but my PR department informs me that our Public Support is at an all-time low (not as low as Bushe's but still low) and we decided to have a public vote to give us a better image in the publics eye

So we are going to do this the Democratic way...

What it going to be? Set him free or torch him?

EDIT: Ill update this as I get online:

BURN!   |   EH, let him Go
------------------------
  5                  2
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:44:55 PM
Alright then, why dont we do this the "democratic way"

Everyone proceed to the "http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18627.new#new (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18627.new#new)" thread and we can settle this  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Michael W on October 24, 2007, 08:55:29 PM
Did you just, in some way, imply DEMOCRACY in the INQUISITION?

*Sigh*  I feel so let down by my friendly neighborhood Inquisitor...I thought he was all about absolutes and authority, not MY opinion.   :dry:

You Heretic!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:59:30 PM
Did you just, in some way, imply DEMOCRACY in the INQUISITION?

*Sigh*  I feel so let down by my friendly neighborhood Inquisitor...I thought he was all about absolutes and authority, not MY opinion.   :dry:

You Heretic!
  :icon_exclaim:

What!? Why you little bugger!

By my authority instead of letting him go, I am giving the public a chance to have a say in Inquisitorial matters and have some fun in it!

And did you just call me a heretic! WHY, WHY!

Wow, we really need to torch some people and get our rep up...  :eusa_wall:


What was your vote anyways?  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: machine-child on October 24, 2007, 10:12:11 PM
I vote burn, its cold and rainy right now outside and i need a good fire to warm me up. Then maybe we can have a leg afterwards  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on October 24, 2007, 10:43:07 PM
I'm sorry McKnight (in indian accent) but just for the fun I am going to say BURN!!!!!!!!


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 24, 2007, 11:06:46 PM
Yeah, I think it would be good to roast us up some McKnights.

(reference: Monty Python & the Holy Grail; this sounds appetizing)

Hey, it could be something you can tell your kids about.

Nothing like online virtual capital punishment to make people think twice about online virtual religious heresy.
 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on October 24, 2007, 11:44:17 PM
I have a difficult time thinking that anyone from Denmark can be that evil.

Yes I know it's a silly way to make a decision.  :closed-eyes:

Pulls up chair.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 25, 2007, 02:19:01 AM
Haven't met him on the boards yet (I think)  But if your an inquisitor, isnt there suppose to be some test or ritual you do to see if he is heritical?  And if he fails your burn him...

Wait!  This sounds oh so familiar
Peasant:  We found a witch may we burn her?
::insert the rest::
Knight: So why do witches burn?
Peasant: um...cause...cause they're made of wood?
::fast forward a bit more::
Peasant: So if she weights the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Knight: And therefore?
Peasant: (Long Pause) A WITCH! :mellow:

edited for spelling mistakes, my bad.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 25, 2007, 10:08:42 AM
Get me a tin opener and my clubbing stick, we are gonna have a barbie!

Just because this was looking too much like a democracy I decided to rename a stranger McKnight and burnt him, the look of surprise on his face made me realise I had got the right man;

"typical of chaos worshippers they never expect to be burnt; therefore if you burn someone and they look surprised they are chaos worshippers" I believe that is a direct quote from Ghandi (but I may have made some mistakes in the translation).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 25, 2007, 02:09:09 PM
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!


Let me go!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 25, 2007, 02:36:26 PM
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!


Let me go!

He is pure...I think :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Phydox on October 25, 2007, 02:40:17 PM
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!
Let me go!

Burn is such a harsh term, I like cleanse.

We're not burning you because your a heretic, we're cleansing you because your infected.  To bad Clorox and Neosporin hasn't been invented yet. 

Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 03:37:16 PM
Well, as it stands (if I counted correctly) thats 4 to 2 (I think Rufas voted in your favor)

Thankfully for you your case of nurgles rot appears to have cleared up....

You obviously are not a heretic, we were merely voting to cleanse you of your physical impurities

Since we no longer have to... We are just going to tie you to a tree and let little kids with stick beat on you for a little bit  :engel:

Thanks for participating in the lighter side of the Inquisition  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on October 25, 2007, 04:07:25 PM
We could stuff him full of candy, hang him from a branch and let the kids use him like a pinanta.  Hey wait, he's Danish, never mind.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on October 25, 2007, 04:11:30 PM
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or clensing, if you insist) Midaski.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 25, 2007, 04:28:27 PM
We could stuff him full of candy, hang him from a branch and let the kids use him like a pinanta.  Hey wait, he's Danish, never mind.

So does that mean he's already full of sweet sticky gooey bits?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 25, 2007, 04:37:40 PM
In his case sweet might be a subjective term.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 25, 2007, 04:44:16 PM
I think after this episode in which one of our numbers had nearly suffered the fiery fate of Chaos fiends, we at the Inquisition should take this time to reassess our resolve and renew our vigilance against temptation from the dark forces.

OK. Enough ponderin and more burnin.

Whose next to be lit?!
 :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 05:18:25 PM
I think after this episode in which one of our numbers had nearly suffered the fiery fate of Chaos fiends, we at the Inquisition should take this time to reassess our resolve and renew our vigilance against temptation from the dark forces.

OK. Enough ponderin and more burnin.

Whose next to be lit?!
 :ph34r:
Good idea

Lonearcher, your part of the PR department, and as of Midaskis most recent medellings.... Our support has dropped a little (I can barely afford my 5x castles!)

Perhaps you can find a way to boost public morale? Bring back the t-shirts... something

Or, instead of boosting public morale... Instilling fear is always a good alternative  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 25, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
I’ll get on it. But you know as well as I do I mustn’t perform Threadomancy.
I’ll see what I can do …

 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rosencrantz on October 25, 2007, 07:03:17 PM
Oh someone got the Python reference first. Weigh him I say, then maybe chuck him in a pond, then burn him anyway because his witchery fiddle faddled with the results

Sorry McKnight, but the taint of Chaos cannot be allowed to exist ... even if it doesn't

Rosencrantz  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 25, 2007, 10:39:24 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 25, 2007, 10:40:51 PM
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski.  :closed-eyes:

Thank you we now like to call it cleansing due to the younger audience, lol.  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski.  :closed-eyes:

Thank you we now like to call it cleansing due to the younger audience, lol.  :biggriin:
If you have heard Rodney Carrington this will be funny:

"I got this... Burning Cleansing .. Sensation .. when I pee"
"I got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me"

 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 10:48:49 PM
Yes.
lol

He's off the hook, but McKnight will be pleased to know you want him torched anyways  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on October 25, 2007, 11:06:32 PM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Did I hear you correctly Phydox?

After McKnurights experience I would have though more care would be in order when refering to the Chancellor.   :wink:

You wouldn't want to come down with a case of the phypox...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 26, 2007, 02:30:56 AM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Did I hear you correctly Phydox?

After McKnurights experience I would have though more care would be in order when refering to the Chancellor.   :wink:

You wouldn't want to come down with a case of the phypox...  :engel:

As an elf player, I do not know what phypox is, is it something you eat? or one of those "illnesses" you monkeys get with your bodies? :icon_wink:

*a whispering voice behind the mob* "I say we let him go"

Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition.  ooOOoo sounds so progressive.
 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 26, 2007, 07:24:15 AM
I think the next people that are going to court will be the people who voted against me and wanted to burn me.

Surely they must have been wanting to hide something
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 26, 2007, 08:20:42 AM
Wow didn't know the inquisiting of McKnight was going on here.  Though it was in the "should we" thread. :happy:

I don't think its from hiding something.  I think its more of the peasantry is bored, and burning a witch adds excitement.

Need I repeat the "we found a witch may we burn her?" story :happy:
They dressed her up like a witch just to burn her 'cause they were bored.
"Yeah but she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"Well... I got better...BURN HER ANYWAY!"

However a suspicious mind is a health mind McKnight, or so says the inquisition.  Better torture them and find out if they are heretics.   Just in case, "BURN EM ANYWAYS!"
 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 26, 2007, 04:24:41 PM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.


Ha ha ha ha - when have you ever seen a government bureaucrat 'changing' anything ................. just keep paying you plebs.

As to McKnurgle I say burn him.

I relent from punishing him further after 24 hours, and as a gesture of good will after some contrition from his Co-No1-Inquisitor and I then get an 'abusive' PM suggesting titled as follows:

Quote
Well... i won?

Apart from the lack of capitalisation (for which I would expect Wyzer1 to burn him anyway) I find it disturbing that he can treat such a magnanimous gesture from your beloved Chancellor so badly.


Quote
Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition. 

Well how about this.

I propose we change his name again:

Question 1:

a) for a week?
b) for a month?
c) for ever?


Question 2:

a) to McKnurgle?
b) to McKnauseating?
c) to McKnasty?
or
no this one is just to horrible to contemplate - the associations suggested are just too tainted, and the symbolism of butchery and malnutrition just too horrendous ...................



oh well alright then
d) to McDonalds

If you think you have better alternatives please feel free to make them.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on October 26, 2007, 04:57:13 PM

(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)



Well done Midaski. Have an ale  :::cheers::: on you  :engel:.


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 26, 2007, 06:52:00 PM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.


Ha ha ha ha - when have you ever seen a government bureaucrat 'changing' anything ................. just keep paying you plebs.

As to McKnurgle I say burn him.

I relent from punishing him further after 24 hours, and as a gesture of good will after some contrition from his Co-No1-Inquisitor and I then get an 'abusive' PM suggesting titled as follows:

Quote
Well... i won?

Apart from the lack of capitalisation (for which I would expect Wyzer1 to burn him anyway) I find it disturbing that he can treat such a magnanimous gesture from your beloved Chancellor so badly.


Quote
Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition. 

Well how about this.

I propose we change his name again:

Question 1:

a) for a week?
b) for a month?
c) for ever?


Question 2:

a) to McKnurgle?
b) to McKnauseating?
c) to McKnasty?
or
no this one is just to horrible to contemplate - the associations suggested are just too tainted, and the symbolism of butchery and malnutrition just too horrendous ...................



oh well alright then
d) to McDonalds

If you think you have better alternatives please feel free to make them.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)

 :engel:

Nooooo not McDonalds the fifth chaos God! You are truly a heretic if you think of such things!

My faith in Sigmar has cured me of my disease!

what about Mc'intosh... or McDonut... or Mc... wait can i participate...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Phydox on October 26, 2007, 08:06:37 PM
I'd suggest the lightest of sentances.  After all, it is his first offical offense.

So, one week of name change, and a slight name change. McPimple.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 26, 2007, 08:55:54 PM
I like McPimp much much better...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 26, 2007, 10:15:36 PM
Hang the fu** on, we are trying to torch the heretic (which incidentally should still happen, indeed if the is a problem between him and Mid clense them both) when someone has admitted to being an elf!

McKindling gets my vote
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 26, 2007, 10:23:51 PM
when someone has admitted to being an elf!

McKindling gets my vote
When did he admit to being an elf? I missed that one...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 26, 2007, 10:30:00 PM
not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 26, 2007, 10:42:16 PM
not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!
Oh, ok  :biggriin:


I cant believe noone has noticed my avatar is a BLIGHTED ELF... lol
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 27, 2007, 12:24:27 AM
How can one be a heretic if never professing in the same religion?  You monkeys got a lot to learn :icon_wink:
Now if I was an imperial subject, and out spoke about the religion, then yes burn me as I stand.  But I'm an elf so I got the diplomatic immunity thing going on.
And besides, Dragon armor negates your fire
 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on October 27, 2007, 11:06:42 AM
But I'm an elf so I got the diplomatic immunity thing going on.

You can come and have a look at the last elf who claimed diplomatic immunity here. Shelf 17, jar No. 42.

:wink:

How can one be a heretic if never professing in the same religion? 

They might try to burn you as a heathen, though...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Johan Willhelm on October 27, 2007, 11:21:20 AM
not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!

Burn the pointy ears and McKinght for that matter let's get some burning on the go.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on October 27, 2007, 11:52:15 AM
Let me go!

(chourus deep bass) Bismillah! (Freddie Mercery) Noo!

(Chorus) We will not let you go!

Let me go!

....
and so on....


Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 27, 2007, 03:29:24 PM
Ah, those Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor Tabanacle of Solace; how they squirm when their heretical ways are revealed for all to see.

Hows about 'McDaski'?  :evil:

I reckon a week should be enough.

Then he should be burned appropriately by his rivalscolleagues.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 27, 2007, 03:58:06 PM
Ah, those Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor Tabanacle of Solace; how they squirm when their heretical ways are revealed for all to see.

Hows about 'McDaski'?  :evil:

I reckon a week should be enough.

Then he should be burned appropriately by his rivalscolleagues.
*And as I watch Warlord slowly but surely turn towards joining the ranks of the Inquisition, a slightly curled smile slips across my face*
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa149/wyzer1/CJDJL1.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 28, 2007, 01:54:07 AM
 :Ohmy: My, my! What powers I have unleashed!   :engel:


Keep it up lads!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 03:38:12 PM
In light of the hightened focus on the Inquisition we have dared to invest in more equipment for the inquisition.

Hope you enjoy them!:

(http://shop.whitedragon.dk/Graphics/Products/1925.gif)


(http://www.black-tree-design.com/productimages/aa112.jpg)


(http://www.black-tree-design.com/productimages/aa102.jpg)

and the last one, im the one with the hood and big axe.. we ran out of posers after they all posed in the guillotine picture:
(http://www.fenryll.com/_gfx/_figurines/fen45ed4184146e8fm108.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 29, 2007, 03:43:38 PM
 :blush:

Well you see, the imperial tax-collector hasn't been bothering us much lately and noone is fearing the Inquisition very much anymore so we wanted to fix that problem

Hope everyone enjoys our new toys  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 03:46:05 PM
First one to try it will get a free ride!  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 29, 2007, 04:18:35 PM
ooohhh me please, darn it though I have just remembered my allergy to torture it would be a waste to use the toys on someone who wouldn't be able to enjoy it properly, we need someone whose opinion we trust, someone who will speak authoritatively, someone who is so old it is not curtailing their life much anyway, now where would one find someone like that...........Midaski?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 04:38:42 PM
Ah no veldemere we wouldnt want to lose you. Even though im certain you enjoy torture...(ing)...

 :icon_mrgreen:

Also I would like to mention that our contractor only uses the finest Nordland wood. True wood for true heretics
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 29, 2007, 04:52:10 PM
I think torture is too strong a word and may have negative connotations for some victims evaluators.

I like to think of these new devices as Priority Re-Allocation Tools.
(More … neutral, less foreboding).

 :biggriin:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 04:56:49 PM
Our PR man comes with another great way of winning the public's favour :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 29, 2007, 04:58:13 PM
Our PR man comes with another great way of winning the public's favour :::cheers:::
Hey Mcknight

In 4 posts make it a truly rightious and pios 777 post!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 31, 2007, 09:41:52 AM
We're back after some downtime with maintence. If anyone has some cool places where you can get some inquisitional scenery like the ones posted before then please share them!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 31, 2007, 10:25:31 AM
Yes, need more scenery. Are the ones posted above the correct scale, if so where are they from. Would love to set up a small inquisition 'office' at the back of the battlefield for a scenario, maybe small skirmish with this on the pitch and each round it survives the opponent has to 'pre-place' one of their units in the following battle, or something along those lines (to represent how much information is extracted from the victim prisoner of war.

As an aside, wayhey the thread is back, let me rub 2 boyscouts together to make the fires!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 31, 2007, 10:42:11 AM
All of the above pics are in correct scale
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 31, 2007, 12:03:38 PM
Yeehaaaa ! Unlocked thread !

This calls for a party !

Lets burn some suspects !  Get out the marshmallows !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 31, 2007, 06:15:39 PM
Alright, cool  :-D

New rules:

Quote
No talking about post count
No talking about statistics
No talking about threads locking

Just incase.. Not sure what keeps messing with our glorious thread but I think thats it  :|

Alright, back to the terrain stuff. It comes from www.black-tree-design.com (http://www.black-tree-design.com)  and would make a great addition to any army of the Inquisition  :happy:

Plus when the enemy flees from you, you can casually point at the torture devices and say, "Your future awaits you..."

War Altar anyone?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 31, 2007, 06:17:05 PM
Or you could make a torture war altar...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 31, 2007, 06:39:29 PM
Or you could make a torture war altar...

My thought excactly!

Here is a link to some of the other sceneries: http://www.fenryll.com/en/category-18.html (http://www.fenryll.com/en/category-18.html)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 01, 2007, 09:27:51 AM
Great idea, might have to start work on the mobile torture education unit. now which devices work best on the move, I may have to pust this past the health and safety department, burning at the stake may be a bad idea in a confined space and a gibbet would almost certainly count as an unsteady load!

Wyzer1 you missed the other rule;
Don't mention the inquisition to people not on this forum, got me some funny looks :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 08, 2007, 08:37:45 AM
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 08, 2007, 09:53:58 AM
"That's ma boy!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 08, 2007, 11:15:06 AM
And no you can't take the nurgling from the heretic's stomach home!


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 08, 2007, 04:14:23 PM
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"
If that was a request to be added to the Inquisitorial Roster (its a piece of toilet paper with your names scribbled on it)

Then by all means  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 08, 2007, 04:34:32 PM
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"
If that was a request to be added to the Inquisitorial Roster (its a piece of toilet paper with your names scribbled on it)

Then by all means  :biggriin:

Oh is that what it was, might want to work on a new one Wyzer1, I thought it was just patterened toilet paper. :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 09, 2007, 06:59:59 PM
hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 09, 2007, 07:21:55 PM
hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?

Well you have my permission .............

....... because members of the Inquisition have to use the spell check and use capitalisation.




 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 09, 2007, 07:43:03 PM
hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?

Well you have my permission .............

....... because members of the Inquisition have to use the spell check and use capitalisation.
Huh, must have missed that memo...

Well, welcome to the Inquisition Hochland Hero! Feel free to come up with your own department (if you so wish) or apply to one of our existing ones

Drinks are on Midaski. And we just installed a bar in the great hall (watch your step. McKnight and Rufas tend to sleep right outside the bar. They never make it back to the sleeping quarters  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 09, 2007, 09:00:18 PM
Ahhhh Wyzer1 please officially invite Midaski to join as his jealousy is really starting to shine through maybe if we could take away the stygma and can make it sound like it was his idea he would make a reasonable novice.

 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 10, 2007, 04:20:49 AM
how about the department of War alter Maintence? Every good inquisitorial crew needs to roll in style  :mrgreen:

"Before today Hans Grutensburgz ride was barely able to squash some goblins. But Now we have pimped his ride he will be cruising all day Knowing hes riding in style." :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 10, 2007, 04:45:27 AM
Drinks are on Midaski. And we just installed a bar in the great hall (watch your step. McKnight and Rufas tend to sleep right outside the bar. They never make it back to the sleeping quarters  :-D
I beg your pardon!  :closed-eyes:  I usually find that sleeping on the bar shortens my commute back to Midaski's beer in the morning.  :::cheers:::

It's good to know that the torture re-education equipment is being constructed out of the best Nordland wood.  :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 10, 2007, 04:54:02 AM
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:

edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 10, 2007, 04:43:36 PM
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:

edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side?  :engel:


As long as you grease the wheals of justice I can't see anything wrong with it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 10, 2007, 09:00:49 PM
Go for the blackmail if you like, it won't bother her and as she already has half my salary it won't make any difference! :x
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 11, 2007, 12:09:32 PM
The inquisition is not for blackmail!






Only when the blackmail contributes to the inquisition and the church


 :engel:

 ::heretic::


EDITED: to include the new awesome burning heretic smiley!

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on November 11, 2007, 12:25:07 PM
Blackmail is such an ugly word.

 :::cheers::: ~*Blackmail *~ :::cheers:::.

Now isn’t that better?
 ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 11, 2007, 12:34:03 PM
heheh its looks so quite and relaxing now :icon_mrgreen:




Man i love the new smiley...


It should be made the new official inquisition smiley! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: General Lee Stupid on November 11, 2007, 02:58:35 PM
I would like to very humbly turn in, "rat out" a heretic.  He goes by the name of Douchie.  He is controlled by the powers of Chaos and is guilty of tempting the good folk of the Empire with cliffhangers and lack of dedication to a tale of Necromancy, written in such detail that it leaves no doubt of his dubious origons.  I recommend that he be sought out and purged. AKA ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on November 11, 2007, 05:44:39 PM
The Heretics get bolder and bolder every day! Just recently, a heretic that goes by the name of W0lf doesn't even try to hide his allegiance to the Chaos God known as Tzeentch, or Tchar as he calls his deity. Since he has only just registered himself, maybe he isn't aware of the corruption taking place within him and he be spared?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 11, 2007, 06:35:38 PM
Lets just call today a day off from burnings, it as a national holiday in celebration of the new  ::heretic::

And may I say once again  ::heretic::

and for the record  ::heretic::

oh sod it  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

marshmallows all round
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 11, 2007, 08:02:00 PM
Grand proposal Veldemere!

The 11th of November shall be the W-E official heretic smiley day and therefore no heretics may be burned today... Although torture is still allowed


 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: :::cheers::: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 11, 2007, 08:19:58 PM
Hello everyone,
                    How do I join I want to help and I will take back what I said about burning Wyzer for liking greatswords  :engel:. I will help a lot and will make sure no one will break the laws, hmm could I be the assasin  :icon_twisted:!!!!????


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 11, 2007, 10:32:47 PM
It be hereby proclaimed that the bringer of smileys, Calvin, the Canadian, is hereby issued a blanket indulgence for all high crimes, misdemeanors and heresies, eh.  Pay no further attention to the human sacrifices and demonic summonings that he is engaged in.

A case of Wellington Iron Duke to Calvin on Midaski's tab of course.   :::cheers:::

http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/our_beers.php (http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/our_beers.php)

Also lets not overdo  ::heretic:: Save it for those who really deserve it.
 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 12, 2007, 06:16:15 AM
Cheers for the drinks Rufas.  :::cheers::: The malty nutty complexity and layers of flavour really hit the spot   :happy:

Though already absolved, I'd still like to point out those sacrifices and summonings were simply to better understand the dark arts so as to be better able to protect the forum from them. You should all take note that none of our members have been sacrificially killed and eaten in weeks, all thanks to these measures.

I'll echo Rufa's not not to over-do the burning fellow. You wouldn't want to give the impression that you guys are a bit hostile or something  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 12, 2007, 09:54:17 AM
Rufas - I hope you are not condoning under-age drinking .........

I mean, bugger heresy, corrupting a minor is torture and burning at the same time.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 12, 2007, 05:03:01 PM


Grand proposal Veldemere!

The 11th of November shall be the W-E official heretic smiley day and therefore no heretics may be burned today... Although torture is still allowed



Today is the 12th and since no one was burned yesterday people like me have to work overtime, so restart the fires!  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 12, 2007, 05:08:41 PM
Alas! The Inquisition has a smiley of its own!  ::heretic::

Cheers!
:::cheers::: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/cheers.gif)   :::cheers:::

 :roll:



P.S. If the trend continues (calvin will understand) I dont look forward to the day we get this smiley: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/invasion.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 12, 2007, 06:30:24 PM
Alas! The Inquisition has a smiley of its own!  ::heretic::

Cheers!
:::cheers::: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/cheers.gif)   :::cheers:::

 :roll:



P.S. If the trend continues (calvin will understand) I dont look forward to the day we get this smiley: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/invasion.gif)

(http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/invasion.gif)

The apocolipse in Nigh I have the power Muahahahaha


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 12, 2007, 06:46:27 PM
Oh great... Uh... Tucker did it!

Anyways, I would like to take a little time out of a busy day of wasting the Inquisitorial Coffers burning heretics to welcome our newest member, "Helborg"

I had a question for the other Inquisitorial members, regarding how we "identify" heretics

What is the proper amount of tentacles? I'm pretty sure Helborg had 1 too many, but I wasn't sure

Oh well, welcome to the Inquisiton anyways!  :::cheers::: (Proud supporter of P.I.O.M.T)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 05:48:48 PM
Well, today history was made

The Inquisitions first burning (and it was a mass burning to)  :happy:

Be sure to check the main post for updates

Now maybe we can finally afford to buy the gold-plated toilets and that marble statue of me to put in the great cathedral hall  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 15, 2007, 05:54:26 PM
I personally really like the Republic of Tea brand, and if you get some of their loose teas just brewing the pot is fun. I have one of those square cast iron ones for the loose tea, and it's really fun to use.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 15, 2007, 05:55:40 PM
You cant burn me.  Im immune to flames :)

Clearly this inquisition is poor, as ive had my badge as the slaanesh symbol for nearly 3 years now... :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 15, 2007, 05:56:34 PM
Well, today history was made

The Inquisitions first burning (and it was a mass burning to)  :happy:

Be sure to check the main post for updates

Now maybe we can finally afford to buy the gold-plated toilets and that marble statue of me to put in the great cathedral hall  :biggriin:

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

 :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 06:01:48 PM

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

 :roll:

Hahahah :happy:

Here is the PR image taken of the mass burning, just before the cleansing.

(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9811/stakeko2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 15, 2007, 06:15:24 PM
As you can see your puny inquisition didn't manage to harm me at all.

My beloved Slaanesh saved me at the moment of death, and whisked me away to safety to plot my revenge.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 06:22:25 PM
As you can see your puny inquisition didn't manage to harm me at all.

My beloved Slaanesh saved me at the moment of death, and whisked me away to safety to plot my revenge.
ya, whatever

Theres a bigger problem!

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

 :roll:
No! My statue! Those lousy incompetant Inquisitors!

Although the gold-plate cathedral is rather nice, and its attracted quite a few new "dwarven" members here  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on November 15, 2007, 06:27:27 PM
Okay, what I can see there at the stake is...
- a slaaneshi symbol: fine
- a demon face: good, good
- a guy apparently giving the finger: a bit harsh, but alright
- a Reikland banner: what the hell? You guys are actually burning a Reikland banner??

Volkmar will not like this...

But I appreciate a little warmth, it's bloody cold here currently.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 15, 2007, 06:38:01 PM
Once again, the advantages of not having an avatar image become obvious...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 15, 2007, 06:56:29 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years.  I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.

It was Wyzer who made me do it!  He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 15, 2007, 07:07:51 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years.  I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.

It was Wyzer who made me do it!  He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!

Well yes
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 07:10:06 PM
Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years.  I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.
huh, wow... It never donned on me till now thats the slaanesh symbol isn't it?

It was Wyzer who made me do it!  He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!
Huh, usually I am not the first one to respond when I get accused of heresy (Midaski's computer has an alarm that goes off)

I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

Your resident High Inquisitor is a pious and noble Inquisitor, ignore this blasphemous hethan's slander. He is merely trying to undermine the grand work of the Inquisition (like the T-Shirts) After all he is a Skaven!


EDIT: Damn you Helborg... What did that mean anyways?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 07:10:45 PM
'ey we are very busy!...

and wyzer doesnt have the capacity to do that... the true conspirator is....midaski










Please dont plague me again...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on November 15, 2007, 07:25:55 PM
I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:

Seems we are on to something here.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 07:39:30 PM
I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:

Seems we are on to something here.
Would you really think that Wyzer would be smart enough to be plot even such a small detail. He just couldn't remember all 4 of the dark gods... Not a sign of incompetence mind you! his speciality is supply and demand...

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
There are 4 chaos gods! Oh crap  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 07:42:35 PM
Apparently I celebrated too soon...  :cry:

At least I can relish the fact only about 5 people on this forum will understand where this came from  :-D

Short of burning people and going OT, confusing people is always rewarding  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 07:47:49 PM
Yes! finally. We succeed!  :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: BEERS ON THE INQUISITION!!!!


Now onwards to our next goal (which will remain secret!)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 15, 2007, 08:04:01 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

Yes, and not having an avatar icon sends the same image.  :evil:

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

So does reading my name...  :engel:


 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 08:11:07 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

Yes, and not having an avatar icon sends the same image.  :evil:

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

So does reading my name...  :engel:


 :::cheers:::

What about people who cant read and must rely on looking at pictures.... like wyzer...  :icon_lol:

This might be why he is going off topic all the time... :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 15, 2007, 08:13:43 PM

What about people who cant read and must rely on looking at pictures.... like wyzer...  :icon_lol:


Well, there's just no helping some people....  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 15, 2007, 08:48:53 PM
Now, chaps! all this counting will only lead to trouble remember the last time. I suggest we leave this pointless aside and get back to the sensible reason for this strand, burning heretics. Oh and continuing this self justifying thread whilst adding nothing to anyones lives only giving them the sucking numbing feeling that we have merely stolen hours of peoples lives that could have been spent studying, enriching their and their families lives or doing charitable deeds.

By Sigmar, my life sucks!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on November 15, 2007, 09:07:17 PM
Ahh, the Inquisition. I love sneaking a peak during work just to see what’s new and silly. It’s like a mini-vacation.

Intelligence is a burden and our threads are as satisfying as a fart that’s been kept in too long.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 09:08:27 PM
Hehe sounds good lonearcher.. Thats mainly what we aim to do  :-D

See Veldemere it isnt a complete waste of time... and our lives...


But dont worry Lonearcher, something bigger and much better is in the works in the inquisition!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 15, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
Ahh, the Inquisition. I love sneaking a peak during work just to see what’s new and silly. It’s like a mini-vacation.

Intelligence is a burden and our threads are as satisfying as a fart that’s been kept in too long.



Silly, SILLY! How dare you call us silly we are a noble people, definitely not silly.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 15, 2007, 11:11:45 PM
Question why am I the only Junior Inquisitor, have I not killed enough?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 11:55:08 PM
Question why am I the only Junior Inquisitor, have I not killed enough?
You're the youngest member

Quote from: Doop123's Age on His Profile
16

 :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 16, 2007, 12:23:45 AM
Oh Sigmar!  This means we have to be careful what we say!  :unsure:

Just to add the official report,  Crimsonspinx was arrested for the crime of Skavenism.  As he proved to be immune to burning, we are currently waterboarding him.  A suggestion as to the exact mannner of his unpleasent demise will be most welcome.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 16, 2007, 04:20:43 AM
I should have mentioned, single best feature of OneNote 2007 is the network sync of a notebook between several computers. Incredibly useful! EverNote isn't bad, it's just ugly as all get out, and it's not as intuitive to use as OneNote.

I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:

Seems we are on to something here.

That's proof enough for me.

You might want to start running now Wyzer.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 16, 2007, 05:52:31 AM
im 15... :-o       ::heretic::

cant tel from my avatar aye hahaha. but one thing that does fool me is that i think that warlord and Rufas are both old men just because of their avatars. if im wrong then oops. if im right then ::heretic::



 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 16, 2007, 06:04:15 AM
I am younger than Midaski, thats all anyone needs to know.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 16, 2007, 06:28:11 AM
All that really means is he probably isn't old enough to be your great grandfather.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on November 16, 2007, 06:29:57 AM
I am younger than Midaski, thats all anyone needs to know.  :closed-eyes:

So am I... lets just leave it at that... for now  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 16, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
I can't remember about Warlord, but I don't think he is 30 yet... I thought I remembered something about that...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on November 16, 2007, 06:37:20 AM
I can't remember about Warlord, but I don't think he is 30 yet... I thought I remembered something about that...

I'm not even 25!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 16, 2007, 07:11:42 AM
lol maybe its the old man in the avatar or wiseness beyond years  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on November 16, 2007, 08:00:28 AM
JOB APLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF JUNIOR LACKEY FOR THE INQUSITION

name:the blind knight

age:15

past experience:none(but ready to learn)

qualities:pyromaniac,no morality problems,blind loyalty to the highest bidder,wiling to burn his brother to join,owns a blowtorch,looks like a withhunter,likes to wear large hats,owns a bulldog

area of coverage:can burn anybody in eastern empire(eastern Europe)

salary:will work for food and shelter

job expectations:none

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 16, 2007, 08:32:20 AM
Welcome welcome Blind knight, im sure Wyzer will add you to the roster.

Some mod is haltering our process.... damn you! :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 16, 2007, 09:11:49 AM
Ahhh bless, look we are teaching the mods things, they have to learn all the little technical bits they have never touched before to try and stem our tide. I actually find it somewhat heartening that we are perhaps not pointless. In addition to burning heretics (and thus helping to heat old peoples houses, very civic duty) we are also improving Calvins skills and thus making him a better person.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 16, 2007, 09:53:56 AM
It looks like I missed some 'manipulating' by Calvin whilst I was asleep.

[ Note: Intelligence levels of Inquisitors at new low, as they can't work out what time of day it would be in Mod timezones, and they can't look at the main page to see "Who's Online" ]

Manipulating is a waste of time - Calvin, just watch for my mighty mace which can sweep away the whole thread and all visible records with one swing, to return the Introductions thread to its rightful place.


 :engel:


PS: Why are we being discriminatory on this forum and picking on the 'gingers'  ::heretic::

 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 16, 2007, 10:06:35 AM
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!

We actually looked at your activity yesterday Midaski, we wondered why you hadnt visited the inquisition as the first thing when you came on.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 16, 2007, 10:20:01 AM
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!

That's the trouble with teenagers they think all of us more mature veterans need to frequent somewhere like Madame R's - it's only the sad weirdo wizards in reality.
Where do you think all those taxes go  - Some of us have our own harems.   :closed-eyes:


We actually looked at your activity yesterday Midaski, we wondered why you hadn't visited the Inquisition as the first thing when you came on.


Minor institutions are way down the list of priorities ......................



 :engel:


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 16, 2007, 11:05:12 AM
You forget that slaanesh is the Serpent and a water god :)  I go gladly into her arms   :-D

I swear eternal vengence on those who plunged me to my death.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 16, 2007, 11:15:20 AM
What incompetence - Inquisitors that do not know how to torture a pleasure worshipper ...............


............. stick him in a communal cell with some accountants and lawyers. 
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 16, 2007, 11:16:54 AM
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 16, 2007, 03:49:07 PM
I'm insulted. I wouldn't dare meddle with the inquisition.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 16, 2007, 04:58:13 PM
I should have mentioned, single best feature of OneNote 2007 is the network sync of a notebook between several computers. Incredibly useful! EverNote isn't bad, it's just ugly as all get out, and it's not as intuitive to use as OneNote.

That's proof enough for me.

You might want to start running now Wyzer.
?? what did I miss ??  OneNote2007 is a MSOffice 2007 program?  (I have it...) Which I was the advocator of MS in the first place

Im confused  :|  Did you mean I should start running (away) or running OneNote2007 ?

All this thread-slicing is blending conversations together worse than usual  :|

JOB APLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF JUNIOR LACKEY FOR THE INQUSITION

name:the blind knight

age:15

past experience:none(but ready to learn)

qualities:pyromaniac,no morality problems,blind loyalty to the highest bidder,wiling to burn his brother to join,owns a blowtorch,looks like a withhunter,likes to wear large hats,owns a bulldog

area of coverage:can burn anybody in eastern empire(eastern Europe)

salary:will work for food and shelter

job expectations:none

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
classic! Its amazing, even in these troubled times we manage to recruit new members  :happy: Consider yourself a member of the Inquisition

I'm insulted. I wouldn't dare meddle with the inquisition.
Really? I detect no sarcasm in your post

Which must mean another more sinister moderator must be responsible for this... this... travesty!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 16, 2007, 07:31:23 PM
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!
 
Checking the list we find the Lord of the Exchequer as been banned from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights.  His tastes in perversion far exceeded the modesty of Two Ton Sally.

Where do you think all those taxes go  - Some of us have our own harems.   :closed-eyes:
I was wondering where those Skink's got off to.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 16, 2007, 07:55:58 PM
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (Pulls out repeater handgun) Die chaos worshipping scum! (fires over and over again until crimspnsphinx starts twitching but is still alive) To the jails with you!

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 16, 2007, 08:52:04 PM
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (Pulls out repeater handgun) Die chaos worshipping scum! (fires over and over again until crimspnsphinx starts twitching but is still alive) To the jails with you!
..
Sanj

Ouch, but he had it coming.

And what is with the Inquisition!? They let a guy in who, when writing his resume, did not put spaces between the commas and the next word. I have lost much faith in this group of zealots.

not that I had a lot anyways...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 16, 2007, 09:08:29 PM
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 16, 2007, 09:25:31 PM
But im still alive.  I have toughness 5 fool, mere handguns cant wound a chaos lord :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 16, 2007, 09:26:41 PM
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:

Yes I do! :biggriin:

But I'm not part of the Inquistion.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 16, 2007, 11:50:08 PM
So apprently one of the mods thinks they have a sense of humour....  :icon_wink:

Although on the bright side the Inquisition is finally a sticky  :-D

EDIT: Or not...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 17, 2007, 12:04:45 AM
It seems to be the best place to post this invitation for free beer at the Brewery.  Needless to  say Rufas and all of the gang from Salzenmund are on the way.

http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=19881&st=0&gopid=213819&#entry213819 (http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=19881&st=0&gopid=213819&#entry213819)

Quote
Greetings, my friends!  To celebrate my recent appointment to Thane of Urbaz Troggdal (a suburb of Karak Hirn) by King Alrik, my family and I are hosting a 3-day party--or longer, if you wish!  My father-in-law, Mordin, runs the clan's Grizzdal Tavern in Urbaz Troggdal, and he is allowing us to hold the celebration at their inn!  We will have free food and ale (including Bugman's Finest and Dwarfen Gold), and we have even arranged for several caravans from Barak Varr to keep us supplied with these nourishments!
Everyone is welcome--Dwarf, Human, Elf, Ogre!  My Ogre mercenaries, their families and friends will be there, and I hope Wissenlander and other friends from the Empire will join us.  Elves are welcome, too!  We even invite everyone who wishes to, to stay overnight--wherever they can find a place to sleep!
There will be music--especially that provided by my lovely and talented wife, Thora, and her musicians--dancing and other festivities.  You can meet our family, including our wonderful children Mordin, Falgrim and Asgerd.
NOTICE TO THIEVES--Beware!  We have hired some of our Dogs of War acquaintances--Konrad Richter and his Cursed Company Skeletons, reinforced with a company of Blood Dragon Grave Guards--to protect our coin-boxes and other valuables.  So, do not even think about trying to rob us!
I repeat:  Everyone of goodwill is welcome to come and celebrate this joyous occasion with us!  Just follow the road north from Karak Hirn, and you can't miss us!  We will be the ones having fun!  Thank you!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 17, 2007, 12:25:52 AM
Alright, free drinks!  :::cheers:::

Thanks for the notice Rufas (and a nice reason to sign up to Bugmas  :-D)

Also, thanks for the shameless plug for the Inquisition  :biggriin:

BTW, if you see me walking towards the Empire with a full throng running after me (lol, I have a horse!)... ya...      :ph34r:

BTW, there are some hot chicks over at Bugmas everyone! I hooked up with this chick named "Snow White" on my way out  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 17, 2007, 12:46:35 AM
Would love to attend but robo-horse may short out on the way from Olympic village (2012)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 17, 2007, 01:53:53 AM
?? what did I miss ??  OneNote2007 is a MSOffice 2007 program?  (I have it...) Which I was the advocator of MS in the first place

Wow, that's odd. That was something I copied from a comment on a blog to send to a friend who was talking to me about OneNote and Evernote... Apparently I posted it here instead of the part about you not mentioning all of the Chaos gods. Anyway, it's fixed now.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 17, 2007, 03:13:12 AM
I hooked up with this chick named "Snow White" on my way out  :-D

your mom?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 17, 2007, 03:39:47 AM
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on November 17, 2007, 04:25:49 AM
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)

And there goes my heterosexuality.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: General Lee Stupid on November 17, 2007, 05:39:23 AM
You sick twisted men.

I'm calling the Emperor! :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: neverness on November 17, 2007, 04:41:37 PM
Pssst! Hey, lean down under this table, what I'm about to suggest to ye could get us both into a lot of pain!

The Emperor?
I doubt you can get him to care! Well, if you can get him out the Imperial Zoo, maybe. His lordship has been spending all his time there stroking his griffen! I hear he's even considered moving his court there ("for those sunny days"). So enamored with the his zoo that he's taken to allow champions to borrow his sacred hammer whenever chaos comes to town. I mean LOAN out Ghal Maraz a two and half thousand year old relic?! --but not offer the same champion to employ any of the Imperial Zoo's powerful warsteeds?

I'm not saying, I'm just saying...

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 17, 2007, 04:50:14 PM
I dont do dwarves...sorry  :happy:

a more specific reason is that i would never get time to check the forum... so it would be a waste to register :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Vivendi on November 17, 2007, 10:09:36 PM
I dont do dwarves...sorry  :happy:
You don't know what your missing. :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on November 18, 2007, 01:54:23 AM
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:

a more specific reason is that i would never get time to check the forum... so it would be a waste to register :::cheers:::

You guys are such easy pickings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on November 18, 2007, 07:40:23 AM
People,you need to focus!Every second you spend doing unmoral thing to two tons sally is one more seconds in the life of heretics.Also i suggest we open branches on other forums so that we can spread influence.For the ogre strongold i suggest RufAs as the B.I.G.S.H.I.T and me(also have about 100 posts there) as a S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 18, 2007, 12:40:12 PM
We don't do abbreviations.

Oh and never confuse rufus sparkfire with Rufas the Eccentric... he doesn't like that  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 18, 2007, 07:48:31 PM
I think he did mean Rufas.  However. Two Ton Sally prefers it when her name is capitalized.  And "Ton" should not be plural.  You will note, she has lost quite a bit of weight.  Getting stuck in the doorway at Madame Rosalita's has taught her the dangers of Cathayan food.

I don't think you can impose the Inquisition on other sites.  It just sort of evolved here starting with the "Whom Do You Serve" thread.  I am proud of my contributions to this Institution, but it has become a truly group effort.

 :::cheers:::

Edit: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats)

Take that Midaski  ::heretic::  :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 18, 2007, 08:10:33 PM
Also dont put any letters in rufus sparkfire in capitol, he doesnt like that either.
Sorry rufus, i know one of you guys didnt have capitol letters, but your names confuse me... Note i know perfectly who you are lol


Rufas watch out, we dont want to call more mod attention than we already have.


Who is our next victim?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 20, 2007, 06:23:17 AM
Alright Everyone, major (major!) announcement! Listen Up!

Some of the older folks may want to sit down (no one in particular.... Midaski). If you are an asthmatic (sp?) grab your inhaler...

The faint of heart should look no further... Even my fellow Inquisitors read no more lest you pure of heart (rofl)

Are you ready?

I

Now

Have

Internet

at home

Muhahahahahaha  ::heretic::


1000000 posts here I come!
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 20, 2007, 08:32:24 PM
What youre saying that all this time you havnt been posting from home??!!  :Ohmy:

I can feel the rise of the inquisitors almost upon us with the rising of Wyzer1 muahahahaha  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 20, 2007, 10:30:50 PM
:Ohmy: How did you live before?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 20, 2007, 10:37:00 PM
The inquisition is clearly losing its touch when a number of members openly practice their chaotic ways  :)

That is mostly because this is a decent place to get opinions on anything, rather than joining another website :) 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 20, 2007, 10:55:06 PM
The real question is how did Wyzer1 avoid getting fired?

Also, how do we deal with Crmsonsphinx?  Now that he has hes Rats, perhaps Waferin.  Or Drawn and  Quartered.  Or if he now is indeed a Skaven we can revert back to  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 20, 2007, 11:06:52 PM
Meh, im chaos at heart.  A cowardly Slaanesh worshiper :)

Doesn't mean I now abandon empire though.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 20, 2007, 11:27:49 PM
We would not burn, poison, drown, or quarter you if we did not have your best interest at heart.  I am glad you  got your Rats and hope your car is on the road again.  And again Happy Birthday and have a  :::cheers::: on Midaski's tab.

Edit: Oh we have a new victim, I mean suspect.  Really new.  It's his first post, but the sig is troubling.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=19008.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=19008.0)

We have all been getting a bit complacent and the number of burnings is falling precipitously.  If this continues, the value of my Nordland timber stocks will fall and how can I send the little ones to the University of Altdorf?   This is unacceptable.  We need more victims
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 20, 2007, 11:43:21 PM
We would not burn, poison, drown, or quarter you if we did not have your best interest at heart.

Ya, best interests.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on November 21, 2007, 01:13:26 AM
And there goes my heterosexuality.

... :icon_confused: :icon_neutral: :icon_smile: :icon_lol: :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 21, 2007, 01:21:09 AM
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)

And there goes my heterosexuality.

Suzy I'm glad you can see past her outward appearances to apparently appreciate her inner beauty...  :ph34r:



Oh well, to each his own...

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 21, 2007, 09:33:37 AM
I'd rather be single :) than tangle with anyone with the name two ton.

You do realise all suspects are guilty, as they wouldn't be otherwise suspects.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 21, 2007, 10:35:19 PM
I'd rather be single :) than tangle with anyone with the name two ton.

I have to agree with that.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lamekh on November 22, 2007, 07:09:56 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 22, 2007, 09:20:51 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Wow. He came willingly. I'm impressed!

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 22, 2007, 09:24:25 AM
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017

scroll to last drawing .............

........ Is that wyzer1 on the right .................  :icon_question:


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 22, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Nah, it's McKnight on the right.  Wyzer1 is on the left. 

It's time to get your eyes checked.

Happy Turkey Day (on this side of the Pond).  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 22, 2007, 07:36:23 PM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Wow. He came willingly. I'm impressed!

 :engel:

I'm not 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 22, 2007, 11:36:50 PM
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017

scroll to last drawing .............

........ Is that wyzer1 on the right .................  :icon_question:


 :engel:
lol, you got me...

Im an ipod witch  hunter   :-P

 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 23, 2007, 12:09:04 AM
You also appear to be female Wyzer ?

Its that or chaos mutation, MUTATION I SAY!!!!  Summon the witch hunters!

BURN THE MUTANT!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 23, 2007, 12:59:34 AM
Happy Turkey Day (on this side of the Pond).  :::cheers:::

And that side of the border ;-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: General Lee Stupid on November 23, 2007, 01:45:58 AM
Quote
Happy Turkey Day
u 2
Dont eat too much food Rufas or you'll look like this:  :oops: :| :icon_sad: :eusa_sick: :icon_redface: :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 23, 2007, 03:21:31 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Well this is good, now we don't have to hunt you down, tie you up, strap you to a post and burn you...

Oops started rambling, well it's good to know there are some decent heretics out there.  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 04:27:57 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Well thank you.  Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly.  If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails.  Just keep at it till you faint from lack of blood, if you would be so kind.

FELLOW INQUISITORS!

Some distressing news has been brought to my attention!  :Ohmy:

It is established that the Grand Inquisitor, Wyzer1 trades in the marketplace, known by the rabble as Ebay, under the name of wyzetechnologies!

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18943.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18943.0)

It is most distressing to find the Ebayer, known as Wyzetechnologies did recently, knowingly and wantonly purchase a box of Chaos Beastigors.  :-o

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/20b9_1_sbl.jpg)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300140768950 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300140768950)

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=wyzetechnologies&ftab=AllFeedback (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=wyzetechnologies&ftab=AllFeedback)

His guilt is incontrovertible.  The only question before us is whether or not we should listen to his sad pleadings before we burn him?  Bring the marshmallows!  And the beer.   

Lamekh, your still at it?  Well it must be that Slanesh influence.  Don't worry, we haven't forgotten.  Oy, Timber Serf, make it a two-for.  ::heretic::  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on November 23, 2007, 04:39:35 AM
No one expects the eBay inquisition!  ::heretic::

(http://maxink.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/spanish_inquisition.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 06:42:26 AM
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  :-P

Alright, this may look bad... but:

1.) I bought that a LONG time ago (you know, like August...)  In the same purchase I also bought a Cannon, a Griffin Count box and a box of Leadbelchers
2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

Now, while buying them for a friend may seem bad, I have killed them numerous times since then.... So in reality I was seperating these beasts from a larger chaos army so that it would in fact be easier to take them down (and it worked)

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  :icon_smile:

 :-D (was that close enough?)




P.S. In reality I dont infact play a chaos army  :-P The only army(s) I have are Empire
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 23, 2007, 10:09:31 AM
Are you sure the beastmen were not for you, and the empire stuff for your friend, Wyzer?

You could be a secret cultist for the dark powers [as opposed to a blatant one like me] who should be burned.  If you burn with red/yellow flames you are innocent, if you burn in a different colour it proves you are tainted!

Just because you do not knowingly play as chaos is no excuse.  Simply purchasing models and touching the boxes is enough!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on November 23, 2007, 11:47:57 AM
Uh oh. Doesn't look good, Wyzer1...

2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

...because commission business is considered heretic as well.

Tough luck. Do a Danton (or for our eastern friends: do a Trotzki) and take it like a man.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 04:14:00 PM
Uh oh. Doesn't look good, Wyzer1...

2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

...because commission business is considered heretic as well.

Tough luck. Do a Danton (or for our eastern friends: do a Trotzki) and take it like a man.
what! Thats what this organization was founded upon! *cough* rufas *cough*

... although now ill probably get accused of consorting with nurgle ...

So ... uh ... have about that Thanksgiving? mmm

.... whats a Danton? ... (too lazy to open google)

If its "suicide" im morally against it  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 04:42:19 PM
Alright, we need to get back on track here...

Im not a heretic. That box (I think) was bought before we started the Inquisition. I have since reformed. The Inquisition never said anything about background checks ( :wink: )

And I don't play chaos. Now lets get back to trying to figure out how to kill Crimsonsphinx (so far lopping off limbs seems to be the most effective "treatment")
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 04:55:40 PM
Quote
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  tongue

Alright, this may look bad... but:

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  icon_smile

To the charge that I spend too much time on this forum, I must indeed plead guilty.  However to the implication that I was specifically looking for a way to get Wyzer1, I had absolutely no intention of seeking to harm our beloved leader.  Rather, the information was brought to my attention by a low life snitch.  I had no choice but to initiate an investigation.  Don't try to wrestle the name of the sewer crawling snitch from my lips.  The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.


Rufus, I didn't mean to edit your post, I clicked modify instead of quote by mistake, it should be restored though. --Calvin
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 23, 2007, 04:56:20 PM
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 05:10:09 PM
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  :-P

Alright, this may look bad... but:

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  :icon_smile:
To the charge that I spend too much time on this forum, I must indeed plead guilty.  However to the implication that I was specifically looking for a way to get Wyzer1, I had absolutely no intention of seeking to harm our beloved leader.  Rather, the information was brought to my attention by a low life snitch.  I had no choice but to initiate an investigation.  Don't try to wrestle the name of the sewer crawling snitch from my lips.  The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.
lol

I thought I missed something before you edited your post  :-D

Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
Ouch

uh... I do  :x

Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
Hey, while we are at it...

If you use chaos models and convert them to Empire are they tainted?

Because if thats wrong.... http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18720.msg223925#msg223925 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18720.msg223925#msg223925) I might be in trouble on that one

Alright, lets clear this mess up. Ill burn myself and we'll call it even? Fair?

*puts on fire-retardent suit* alright *voosh* OW OW OW

*accidently jumps into vat of gasoline*  :icon_eek: BOOM

Hey... one more thing (OT)

whats our outlook on Volkmar?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 05:10:20 PM
Perhaps, if this  associate of Wyzer could give testimony with respect to the nature of the financial transaction and to Wyzer's success on the field of battle, we might consider a mitigation of the punishment.  In the mean time, confinement to his quarters on a diet of tripe and prune juice seems appropriate.

Lamekh, You can stop flogging yourself now.  Even I am getting nauseous.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 23, 2007, 05:24:32 PM

Well thank you.  Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly.  If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails. 

I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................



 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 23, 2007, 05:52:21 PM
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?


I would have to oppose you. Wyzer1 was only investigating the dark powers so he could lern how to fight them better. He must not be exicuted, why not kill Crimsonsphinx insted?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 05:56:55 PM
I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................
 :engel:
With Lord Midaski on the loose, one can never be sure if it is a Freudian slip or sabatoge.

Wyzer, just because you burned yourself, does not get you off the diet of tripe and prune juice.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 23, 2007, 06:25:51 PM
They did burn me already.  Luckily my god is stronger than Sigmar and saved me.

I now devote my time to finding out other followers of chaos powers.  After all if otherfollowers of the dark gods are caught by the inquisition then it elevates me!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 06:30:59 PM
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?


I would have to oppose you. Wyzer1 was only investigating the dark powers so he could lern how to fight them better. He must not be exicuted, why not kill Crimsonsphinx insted?
And Doop123 gets promoted...  :happy:

They did burn me already.  Luckily my god is stronger than Sigmar and saved me.

I now devote my time to finding out other followers of chaos powers.  After all if otherfollowers of the dark gods are caught by the inquisition then it elevates me!
right...

I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................
 :engel:
With Lord Midaski on the loose, one can never be sure if it is a Freudian slip or sabatoge.

Wyzer, just because you burned yourself, does not get you off the diet of tripe and prune juice.
Meh

Oh well  :::cheers::: (its prune juice)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 23, 2007, 07:02:29 PM
You do realise all suspects are guilty, as they wouldn't be otherwise suspects.
Troops  :icon_mrgreen:


Now back to the important matter.

Possesion of chaotic models is a very serious fellany and should not be looked at with ease. The problem is that subject is redistributing them, spreading chaotic taint further out in the Empire and supporting an already tainted victim in gaining more power.

The real problem is of course the fact that the subject is a high ranking officer of this grand organisation.

Let us be civilised. Wyzer1 is here by summoned to an inquiry of this matter.
Then if deemed necessary, Wyzer1 will be summoned for court. He of course representing himself, and rufas the attorney.

EDIT:

Rufas will be away til sunday so court will be recessed on Sunday
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 24, 2007, 04:43:35 AM
The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.

Treachery! :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 24, 2007, 07:12:57 PM
The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.

Treachery! :ph34r:

Oops.   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 25, 2007, 05:55:13 AM
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel.  However,  this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.

As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 25, 2007, 06:58:36 AM
As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.

Not trial by cake!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 25, 2007, 07:17:15 AM
If owning chaos models makes you somewhat heratic-like, then you should also put warhammerlord-sloth on trial. His own avatar has a chaos tainted captain on it.

sorry warhammerlord-sloth, I do really like your army
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 25, 2007, 01:01:55 PM
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel.  However,  this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.

As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.

actually i meant procecutor :engel:

Trial by cake... is not accepted by the jury....

They propose another trial... trial by P.I.O.M.T. !
Wyzer1 is to drink a pint within 10 seconds. Should he not be able to do this (by throwing up or similar) then he will be giving another... and another and another, untill he gets it right...

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 26, 2007, 04:22:13 AM
Calvin...

There are no words, mate. Shouldn't you be beating something with a hockey stick, so as to reclaim your manliness?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 26, 2007, 05:27:35 AM
Calvin...

There are no words, mate. Shouldn't you be beating something with a hockey stick, so as to reclaim your manliness?
I've just notified the U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement to be on the lookout for a short, blond kid with a paper hat and wooden sword.  He is believed to be traveling in the company of a stuffed tiger.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 26, 2007, 05:45:16 AM
Tell them not to look in any boxes with the word "TRaNSMoGRiFiER" on it unless they want to find out what being an elephant is like.

Cookie to the person who can name me the date and year of that one.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 26, 2007, 06:27:59 AM
first appeared March 23, 1987
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 26, 2007, 10:54:50 PM
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel.  However,  this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.

As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.

actually i meant prosecutor :engel:

Trial by cake... is not accepted by the jury....

They propose another trial... trial by P.I.O.M.T. !
Wyzer1 is to drink a pint within 10 seconds. Should he not be able to do this (by throwing up or similar) then he will be giving another... and another and another, until he gets it right...

 :::cheers:::

How could you create such a horrible trial?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 26, 2007, 11:23:58 PM
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 26, 2007, 11:40:48 PM
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.

True, in my day  :icon_wink: even the UK girls could manage about 6 seconds, but Rufas designed it for Wyzer1 and his nationality - that's why he allowed 10 seconds.


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 26, 2007, 11:55:20 PM
In this day and age, girls out drink guys every time Midaski.  They do where I live anyhow!

If I'm lucky I can drink about 7 pints of Stella, and I always get out drunk by girls.  Its impossible to beat them.  Hence all the worry now by the government to stop women killing themselves with alcohol damage to liver.

I take it Wyzer is American eh?  Probably can manage a pint of weak p*** beer in 10 seconds, it should be easy.  Then again he could have "iron stomach" mutation...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 27, 2007, 06:22:45 AM
Gentlemen, gentlemen.  There is no need for fighting.  We are all civilized men here.  I suggest a peace conference to be held at Madame Rosalita's in Salzenmund....... 

Welcome, After such a long and tiring journey, why don't you all go take a dip in the heated pool down in the basement.  After you've relaxed we can start the negotiations........

Whats that Rosalita?  You say our Lustrian exchange students are still using the spawning pool?  Oops!

Well under these circumstances, I suppose that I have an obligation to assume the throne of Averland at least till the next generation of claiments reaches legal age.  It's a thankless job, but sombody has to do  it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on November 27, 2007, 06:30:32 AM
Maybe it's time for a new running gag, Rufas? I don't know about anyone else but I think Madame Rosalita is getting a bit tired. Surely we can have a new joke or two?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 27, 2007, 06:32:43 AM
I, for one, do appreciate Madame Rosalita!    :engel:  That said, I'm not opposed to anything new you come up with too!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 27, 2007, 07:00:09 AM
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.

True, in my day  :icon_wink: even the UK girls could manage about 6 seconds, but Rufas designed it for Wyzer1 and his nationality - that's why he allowed 10 seconds.


 :engel:

That would be McKnight.....  :closed-eyes:

Some one else ate all the cake .... *Stern look at Rufas*...


Yes indeed. My intelligence agents tell me that Wyzer1 is not an experienced, hardened veteran drinker, so the trial will be most suiting. In order to confirm that he has completed the trial, he will need to record it on video and upload it to youtube.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Douchie on November 27, 2007, 04:00:25 PM
Quote
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood

As an Englishman and a Geordie, I take great offence to this statement.

... Now where is my Brown Ale?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 27, 2007, 04:11:45 PM
Gentlemen, gentlemen.  There is need for fighting.  We are all barbaric men here.  I suggest a war to be held in the chaos wastes
Welcome, After such a long and tiring war, why don't you all go take a dip in the lava  pool down in the chaos wastes.  After you've relaxed we can start the war........

Whats that Rosalita?  You say our Lustrian exchange students are still using the spawning pool?  Oops!

Well under these circumstances, I suppose that I have an obligation to assume the throne of the chaos wastes at least till the next generation of claiments reaches illegal age.  It's a thankless job, but sombody doesn't have to do  it.


Sorry couldn't resist  :roll:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 01, 2007, 07:50:04 AM
I would have thought fine was a good enough description really...

Attractive, smart, fiery :)  Any other adjectives?
For you?  How about: Barely Breathing, Blind, Unconscious, Smashed, Mentally Challenged?  :engel:
Alright Rufas.... Lets get back on track and stop insulting his mother  :engel:


ANYWAYS


Does anyone here (you know, in the Inquisition) have their real army themed around the Inquisition?

I have a small one (its growing...) that I themed around it, and I noticed I always end up using Bretonnian parts to make them look like how I envisioned them

Has anyone else noticed Bretonnian models are perfect for this type of conversion? Particularly the heads...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on December 01, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
I have a small one (its growing...)

I have a new sig....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 01, 2007, 09:43:10 AM
I have a small one (its growing...)

I have a new sig....
...

Why you......    :-P

No quoting me past 1:00AM!    :x
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 01, 2007, 10:41:25 AM
Well im starting on my inquisition army... so far i only have a witch hunter captain.. But im planning on getting some of the scenery and add some taste to it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on December 01, 2007, 11:54:30 AM
If I was to do an inquisition army, it would have mordhiem witch hunters.  I dislike most of the priest models, so would not use them.

Ye of little faith.  I have a excellent taste in women, although I do tend to go for the mental cases :)  I guess I don't do sane things.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 01, 2007, 01:30:07 PM
Yes the mordheim witch hunters are a must! :D but they are damned expensive and i have only found them one place here in Denmark.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on December 02, 2007, 05:18:31 AM
I't not that far to the U.K.  Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex.  That's close to Nottingham, right?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 02, 2007, 07:41:30 AM
@Uth - I see you got hit by the giant A's.  I get it everytime I spell rufus with a 'u', thats right I just did it again, I spelt Rufus with a 'u', and he's at the Mid Atlantic bash so he can't stop me!  Mwahahhaaahahaaa!!!!

 :wink:
lol, I figured I could take a page or two from Rufus's book  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 02, 2007, 08:07:23 PM
@Uth - I see you got hit by the giant A's.  I get it everytime I spell rufus with a 'u', thats right I just did it again, I spelt Rufus with a 'u', and he's at the Mid Atlantic bash so he can't stop me!  Mwahahhaaahahaaa!!!!

 :wink:
that would be rufus sparkfire, the high asteemed scribe of this site. He has a very big influence(being a mod) on the forums, compared to Rufas the eccentric.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 02, 2007, 08:18:27 PM
I't not that far to the U.K.  Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex.  That's close to Nottingham, right?  :engel:
Its still outside UK so freight costs will be very high.... for one like me  :icon_rolleyes:

Thats why I will have Wyzer buy me some and send them together with the cake he promised me... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 03, 2007, 01:16:56 AM
Actually, you may just notice that this was Wyzer quoting Uth, and then emulating Rufus.

Besides, anytime I see others quoting me incorrectly, I perform similar behaviour. For some reason, the 'hammer' in Warhammerlord Soth occasionally gets dropped, so someone needs to tidy it up...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 03, 2007, 02:07:49 AM
Actually, you may just notice that this was Wyzer quoting Uth, and then emulating Rufus.

Besides, anytime I see others quoting me incorrectly, I perform similar behaviour. For some reason, the 'hammer' in Warhammerlord Soth occasionally gets dropped, so someone needs to tidy it up...
Im a little surprised everyone thought Rufus did it...

I mean, its in a quote (not his post), I changed the title in my post, it wasn't something mods-only could do, and neither of our posts say "edited by Rufus Sparkfire"

If I ever could edit other peoples posts... Altar would probably never be spelt wrong again  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 03, 2007, 02:34:46 AM
I'm sure many members are grateful you don't have the ability to altEr their posts...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on December 03, 2007, 02:43:01 AM
I like my Vice Theoginist, Johann Esmer on a barded horse and embedded in a unit.

Until now I never noticed that "Vice Theogonist" is quite ambiguous... Huss would call him that as well, probably, though with another meaning.
  But of course, Theoginist in charge of Vice, what else could it possible mean?  :engel:

What about me, can I altAr stuff, can I, can I?  Awww man!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on December 03, 2007, 07:09:59 AM
untill this topic I had no idea there was two people in this forum with the name Rufas (or Rufus).

If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 03, 2007, 07:23:06 AM
untill this topic I had no idea there was two people in this forum with the name Rufas (or Rufus).

If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
well, it was nice knowing you  :wink:   (I just assume Rufus will ban you shortly  :-D )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on December 03, 2007, 08:51:35 AM
I't not that far to the U.K.  Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex.  That's close to Nottingham, right?  :engel:
Its still outside UK so freight costs will be very high.... for one like me  :icon_rolleyes:

Thats why I will have Wyzer buy me some and send them together with the cake he promised me... :engel:

Hmm do you play Mordheim I remember you telling me on MSN that you like big games (no one copy that for their own amusement or I will hunt you down and kill you like the vermin you are.) Anyway you might wanna buy the mordheim warband, you'll have a general and a captain, if you have any flaggies you'll have a GREAT looking prophet of doom and you could also start a mordheim warband.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on December 03, 2007, 10:08:05 AM
Let's get it right guys .....................  :icon_rolleyes:

It's rufus  and Rufas

See .............. capitalisation is important
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 03, 2007, 11:27:58 PM
News headline - High Inquisitor Wyzer1 meets his only weakness: Torrents Of Water
NOTE: Pacific Northwest America
So... This morning I left my place... Not too bad. Little water here and there

4 hours later i get a call. The whole place flooded, my apartment had 4 inches of water in it

 :icon_cry:

I have a feeling Midaski had something to do with it...  :-P His abuse of the Moderator powers have extended into real-life !!  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on December 04, 2007, 12:11:44 AM
4 hours later i get a call. The whole place flooded, my apartment had 4 inches of water in it

damn that sucks, I like rain but not that mcuh rain. How many days has it rained in a row up there?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 04, 2007, 04:30:43 AM
If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:

You may not, but they do.

And rufus will make you pay. Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable?  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on December 04, 2007, 05:52:39 AM
My sympathy is with you Wyzer1.

Too bad a twin tailed comet didn't hit your apartment...

Then you would be W-E's chosen?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 04, 2007, 06:12:55 AM
My sympathy is with you Wyzer1.

Too bad a twin tailed comet didn't hit your apartment...

Then you would be W-E's chosen?
well, I burnt my arm on my oven... And I just claim it looks like a twin-tailed comet

Although I am pretty sure you just said you wanted me killed...  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on December 04, 2007, 06:23:23 AM
The basement used to flood at my house, I know how aggravating that can be.

I hope nothing was too badly damaged.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on December 04, 2007, 06:45:13 AM
If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
And rufus will make you pay. Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable?  :evil:

yeah, I would of edited and got rid of that remark but people keep on qouting it :dry: oh well. I don't think I ever used there names in any written sentence in this forum so it wont really matter.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Powder Monkey on December 04, 2007, 08:02:42 AM
Quote from: Warlord
Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable? 


 :Ohmy: Ohmy!!  :ph34r:

What exactly did Midaski do to McNurgle? I always thought him to be all nice and stuff, but... there is no McNurgle on this board... anymore?


 :eusa_sick:       ::heretic::


Your PM is afraid to summon Midaskis Wrath down unto himself
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 09:34:53 AM
Quote from: Warlord
Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable? 


 :Ohmy: Ohmy!!  :ph34r:

What exactly did Midaski do to McNurgle? I always thought him to be all nice and stuff, but... there is no McNurgle on this board... anymore?


 :eusa_sick:       ::heretic::


Your PM is afraid to summon Midaskis Wrath down unto himself

Nothing happened!








 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 09:42:22 AM
Yea man, hope the minis are okay.  :-P


It must be the work of a heretic... ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Powder Monkey on December 04, 2007, 12:40:42 PM
Quote from: McKnight
Nothing happened!








  :engel:

Oh man, I can't believe I spent half an hour searching for this: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.300

You inquisition guys are unbelieveable...


says your PM
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 04, 2007, 02:30:08 PM
Although I am pretty sure you just said you wanted me killed...  :-P

Get in line right?

I love the inquisitorial slant on things.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 02:59:32 PM
See, everyone loves and misses you General!

I hope for all our sakes that you do in some of your spare time post on here. Likes others have said, we spot you on the "Who's Online" however you rarely poke your writing stick on the boards to contribute.

It doesn't take much to write the odd post... hell just look at some of the stuff those inquisitor types 'contribute'.

 :engel:

'ey!

We contribute a lot to the forums!... we just tend to change the subject  :-D

* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 04, 2007, 03:02:36 PM
* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....

Didn't take long...  :roll:

Here we go...  :ph34r:

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 03:03:56 PM
* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....

Didn't take long...  :roll:

Here we go....

 :engel:
Our current recordholder is Wyzer1 who turned a topic off topic from the second reply in the topic  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 03:20:05 PM
Funny thing is ... i was actually getting sick... just when i became infected with nurgle's rot. But My faith in Sigmar cured me.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 18, 2008, 09:36:22 PM
I demand an investigation og the US Elections thread. It goes against the "No politics discussion" in the COunt's tavern. And as the Count's Tavern's unofficial mods we should do something about it.

We must also keep an eye out for the wise posters there. We all know that the daemons of chaos take control of those smart and in power. So watch out.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on January 18, 2008, 09:40:23 PM
No politics has clearly being ignored by me.  I started the US elections thread  :)

However I have been cleansed by fire and I am still alive and posting :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rosencrantz on January 18, 2008, 10:00:07 PM
I hadn't realised I had been sentanced to target practice ... I was in the church of Sigmar at the time, considering how I might sell yet more of my possessions to fund His holy works.

Chaos is bad. Why so bad I don't even know what it is. What is Chaos?

Rosencrantz  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on January 18, 2008, 10:33:34 PM
It is at this point I feel we should burn Rosencrantz as he is plainly posting here despite the fact both he and Guildenstern are, in fact, dead!

Also the topic is on the US elections which plainly have nothing to do with politics in any way a reasonable society would recognise it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 18, 2008, 10:37:57 PM
Also the topic is on the US elections which plainly have nothing to do with politics in any way a reasonable society would recognise it.
Excellent point Herr Veldemere. I withdraw my accusations.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on January 20, 2008, 03:21:02 AM
I didn't know Rosencrantz was dead...  I didn't even know he was here because he lacks an avatar...

Is that what happens when you are burned?  You lose your avatar?

That could be a new punishment.

It would be cool.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on January 20, 2008, 04:38:03 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead!  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on January 20, 2008, 11:33:01 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead!  :ph34r:

Great movie on that one.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rosencrantz on January 20, 2008, 12:21:30 PM
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.

Rosencrantz  :mellow: (Not sure what happened to Guildenstern)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on January 21, 2008, 02:18:29 AM
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.

Find an avatar of your wooden leg   :biggriin:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on January 21, 2008, 05:09:42 PM
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.

Find an avatar of your wooden leg   :biggriin:

Phil

OH, HERE WE GO!!!  :mrgreen:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on January 21, 2008, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Shadowwolf's Campaign rules date=1200831690

Character Injury chart
2   Severe Injury.The controlling player may choos to lose a arm (-2 WS, no two hand weapons or shields) or a leg (movement halved)
3   Battered! Character suffers a permanent -1 toughness
4   Head Wounds! Character now suffers from stupidity
5   Loss of an eye! -2 to Ballistic Skill
6-8   Beaten Down! Character will be at half attacks for the next two campaign turns and is then fully recovered.
9   Old War Wound. -2 to the characters Initiative
10   Leg injury. -1 to Movement characteristic
11   Lost Hand. (replace with a hook!) The character may not carry a Great Weapon, but may still carry a shield
12   Impressive scars! The hero now causes Fear

Check out number 10. Time to get a warhorse, Rosencrantz  :Ohmy:

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dihenydd on January 21, 2008, 06:07:09 PM
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 21, 2008, 07:47:15 PM
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!
But they would all be heretics, and could not be trusted
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 25, 2008, 10:03:29 PM
Reading the topic on why Empire soldiers always get beaten up and the mention of Warhammer online or Warhammer Age of Reckoning.

Maybe we of the inquisition or maybe the whole W-E should gang up and make our inquisition in the game as well!

We dont all need to be witch hunters of course!


Wanna join?  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on January 27, 2008, 09:44:08 PM
Reading the topic on why Empire soldiers always get beaten up and the mention of Warhammer online or Warhammer Age of Reckoning.

Maybe we of the inquisition or maybe the whole W-E should gang up and make our inquisition in the game as well!

We dont all need to be witch hunters of course!


Wanna join?  :-D

Well, I can't I'm not playing any of the MMORPGs as they ripp you off HARD (no offence to any MMORPG gamers here)


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on January 27, 2008, 10:15:24 PM
I play WoW on a private server...

*got his undead warlock to 70 today*

I think you want to burn me now... :blush:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on January 27, 2008, 10:52:46 PM
Hmmm possibly a general model for an inquisition themed army?

http://www.heresyminiatures.com/hh016.htm (http://www.heresyminiatures.com/hh016.htm)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on January 28, 2008, 02:07:16 AM
Was that add for the MMORP game or a sequel to the RTS game?  I thought that was what it was for.

I cannot play with you for I have a wife and dial up connection.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 28, 2008, 03:32:21 PM
the add was for the RTS MArk of chaos, but the discussion went over to Age of reckoning

Lol that Van Halfling is awesome!

Edit: Philly... why dont you just upgrade? or are you trying to be the last known human being to have a 56k dial up?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dihenydd on January 28, 2008, 06:43:17 PM
My friends dog eat his Dwarven lord on a shield... its made of pewter.  What the hell is wrong with animals?

My mounted Archaon... fully painted... fell to the floor after my cat spotted it sitting a little too close to the edge of the table.

Likewise my mounted Lord of khorne on a juggernaut met the same fate.  Maybe she is telling me something....

Phil

I'm sorry, did you say Khorne??!!??!  This is seeming might-suspicious-like even for the ranks of the Revival....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on January 28, 2008, 06:56:44 PM
Edit: Philly... why dont you just upgrade? or are you trying to be the last known human being to have a 56k dial up?

I live in the woods.... there is nothing else.

Every year they cl;aim that Highspeed will be making its way into rural Maine, but then they claim it is simply too expensive.

It is infuriating.  This is the main reason I am not often seen on the Brush and Palette.  Takes too long to load :(

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on January 28, 2008, 07:12:57 PM
Satellite isn't available I assume?

My family recieved the same promises/dissapointment for years, until a week ago when they got FIOS installed  :x

About a year after I moved out too...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 28, 2008, 07:48:06 PM
My friends dog eat his Dwarven lord on a shield... its made of pewter.  What the hell is wrong with animals?

My mounted Archaon... fully painted... fell to the floor after my cat spotted it sitting a little too close to the edge of the table.

Likewise my mounted Lord of khorne on a juggernaut met the same fate.  Maybe she is telling me something....

Phil

I'm sorry, did you say Khorne??!!??!  This is seeming might-suspicious-like even for the ranks of the Revival....

Dude... his avatar? (minus the beard) ... might seem heretical enough for me.. But since he brought the beards i think he should spared...

(though the inquisition shows no mercy)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dihenydd on January 29, 2008, 02:47:10 PM
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!
But they would all be heretics, and could not be trusted

Ah but McKnight, I trust no one now so this isn't a problem.

Besides, if they survive the "Revival" training process, (some do!!!) it won't be a problem.  And then we get some truly impressive guards to stand behind us with the ability to Glare Menancingly.  You just can't get enough of that in my book
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 07, 2008, 08:30:57 PM
I finally got my set of Stake and gallows from the Fenryll company!
(see the former pages for pics)
Ill get them painted as fast as i can!

Also soon, very soon you will see what the leaders of the inquisition have been working on!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on February 08, 2008, 01:55:42 PM
Wow, this seems to be slowly dieing out, 9 days between the last two posts.

Heres some pics I found whilst looking on the net:

http://www.pbase.com/victoria_lamb/estalian_inquisition (http://www.pbase.com/victoria_lamb/estalian_inquisition)

The Estalian Inquisition!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 08, 2008, 02:21:31 PM
Damn thats some nice models!

I especially like this one :mrgreen::

(http://i.pbase.com/u9/victoria_lamb/upload/7185781.inquisitors.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on February 08, 2008, 02:48:53 PM
My favorite are:

The one on the left
(http://k43.pbase.com/u9/victoria_lamb/upload/7185782.capt.halfling.jpg)

The Mona Lisa and the one on the right:
(http://k41.pbase.com/u9/victoria_lamb/upload/7185776.heros.jpg)

Also the way the unipose spearmen and handgunners have been made to look amazing by simple head changes
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 08, 2008, 03:02:09 PM
Damn, damn, damn! This guy is a fanatic! A genious fanatic! Painting the Gioconda on a mini! That's too much for me... :eusa_wall: :Ohmy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on February 08, 2008, 05:50:08 PM
Quite old - I think we had links to these on the old site gallery - which Calvin is fairly close to restoring I believe.

She is quite a painter!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 08, 2008, 09:07:04 PM
Now back to buisness.

It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on February 09, 2008, 01:06:20 AM
Now back to business.

It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal :happy:

Well it looks like something happend when I was away,

Also, High Inquisitor McKnight what are your recommendations?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on February 09, 2008, 01:17:24 AM
Well it looks like something happend when I was away,

Also, High Inquisitor McKnight what are your recommendations?

I say we let them go!

Phil

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 09, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
Now back to business.

It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal :happy:

Well it looks like something happend when I was away,

Also, Big Shit McKnight what are your recommendations?
that's better
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 09, 2008, 12:43:56 PM
A quote from Qui-gon to Mr. Obi "Be polite, my padawan!"  :dry: :biggriin:
Back to the topic, the ones who know so much on the Chaos are good spies. Let them live until they do not show their armies of the unholy gods. So let's close our eyes on this heresy :closed-eyes:
And give a medal to Sharkbelly for this:
As for the 40K models, I recently moved from an area where I played with a great group of WFB players. Where I am now, there is pretty much only 40K players. Ergo, the black legion army. However, once I infiltrate the group I hope to get them started on real warhammer... Shh!


He's our man, guys!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 09, 2008, 12:46:56 PM
good point on sharkbelly. But I just used Wyzer's acrostichon:
Boss
In
General of the
Sigmarite
Holy
Inquisitorial
Taberacle of
Solace
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 09, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
That's true... :blush:
And Hochland Hero should be named:
Private Explorer Near the Inquisitorial Service for his unit filler conversion... only an idea.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 10, 2008, 11:36:07 AM
Obi... there is a general rule in the inquisition. We don't do abbreviations...

Hmm I Don't think they can be trusted, so perhaps making them spies would only give them more information to share with their false gods.
They have sold their soul and prober cleansing should be burned.


UPDaTE:

Crimsonsphinx must be trialed!
This is not particually specific.  Life in the Empire for a working class peasant is a lot better than one in Bretonia.

Also, most chaos warriors are actually humans.  They are double hardcore. 

Convert to chaos, embrace ws5, s4 and t4!
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20294.msg242857#msg242857

I suggest him being burned immediately for dealing chaos and recruiting for chaos.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 10, 2008, 06:14:05 PM
Actually, if I remember well, he was already burnt for his avatar... Burning someone twice, that's a bad thing.
I HAVE AN IDEA: Stuff him into water!
"...The High Inquisitors McKnight and Wyzer heard the voices of the crowd. They all shouted: "To water with Crimson! To water with Crimson". Wyzer stood up, went to the window, and said:
"What the imperial folk wants, the imperial folk gets. Bring the heretic to the Reik!"  The cries of joy of the public and the cries of hurt of the heretic filled the air.
McKnight looked at Wyzer and said:
"The next time don't put a heretic in our holy river, gotcha?" :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 10, 2008, 06:53:50 PM
Well... you may have a point. Burning him the last time didn't help much.
Trial by water seems like a good choice. .. start heating up the cauldron!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 11, 2008, 07:21:29 AM
and I already burned him in the thread. But indeed, let's drown him!
(http://scrink.com/blog/tvmov/uploaded_images/cauldron-clipart-714443.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 13, 2008, 09:44:41 AM
THe Inquisition won....  :happy:

We shall have ballads written about this glorious victory in the bloody war against heretics!

Now go back to your underground culture until we fetch one of you at the time and cleanse the lands!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 13, 2008, 02:59:53 PM
The power of the gods of chaos will win in the end. Your pitiful pretender god and your puppet emperor will stand for a time, but all things end in Chaos. All men eventually bow to the Dark Gods.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 13, 2008, 03:18:36 PM
"I hear the White father keeps on speaking with a cloven tounge! Through centuries your minións have harrassed tortured and murdered my people, the true children of the land. In the end, you are forcing us to side with our erstwhile enemies, the beasts and the cultists, for you too only saw us as enemies, even when we only stayed in our forests!"

"Kin after kin have been whiped out! For the constant fight we have waged against the Beasts of Chaos your only thanks are to burn our forests and murderer our children! Is that the gratitude for having invisibly protected your sleeping villagers from the beasts of the woods?"

"You manlings will have much to regret for your blind arrogance. People who cannot separate friend from foe, innocent from villain. No, kill them all! Well, one day you may only have your own to kill and murder, I guess it will hardly stop you!"

"We merely asked to be left in peace, instead you push your settlers closer and closer. Do you not understand that where settlement seems safer, it also means my people, the elves of the forest, keeps the woods safe? But when we are gone, the beasts will come. Mark my words!"

"But since all you offer the elves of the forest is war, fire and murder, we have no other option but to defend ourself and the land that was granted to us by our gods, to keep free from the taint of chaos. You white fools! One day you will learn that money cannot feed you or buy away the beasts and warriors of chaos!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 13, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
get out of Bretonnia. NOW! find your own land. Go back to your stinking isle which you so cleverly stole from J.R.R. Tolkien. And thanks for adding me to the torch guys. :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 13, 2008, 04:19:22 PM
This is our land, you are the intruders. We are are the indigenous population and you are nothing but brutal colonizers! You may win, but history will remember our gallant stand against the greedy, landhungry, goldhungry and cowardly humans!

And my people live in the Great forest. The affairs of the court of Loren is not mine to decide, as yours are not to decide the affairs of king Leoncour!

Asrais = Native Americans, Aboriginies etc... Empire = Greedy, soody European colonists and later USA.

Well, who gets the symphaty! :icon_mrgreen:

Since my argument and attempt to teach you about the true nature about the threat of Chaos and all my people have done for you have fallen to dead ears, why should we keep aiding you?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 13, 2008, 04:27:45 PM
My hunters of Sigmar will fell those foul beasts. And as the brother of the Duke of Brionne, I have a right to interfere with Bretonnia business.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on February 13, 2008, 07:52:45 PM
An invitation to all Inquisitors:  My altar alter ego, Ironmonger, has just reached the vaunted level of Lord (900 posts) over at the Brewery.  Having purloined 50,000 kegs of Bugman's Brew since the beginning of the month there is plenty of beer for a party.  All of the gang from Madame Rosalita's is there, so stop on by for free beer.  :::cheers:::

http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20949&st=0#entry224667 (http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20949&st=0#entry224667)

Go ahead and register if you have to.  It's the next closest thing to W-E.com out there.

Any who don't show up get  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on February 13, 2008, 10:23:05 PM
only 900, your alter ego is nowhere near as active as your good self (or maybe far more active therefore less time to post)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 08:29:13 PM
Good (?) Gentlemen (?) of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace!!!

I come to you with grave news!!! Heresy!!! Heresy at the Source!!! Do you Brave Inquisitors have the fortitude of Heart and Mind to face what may well be the Source of all heresy?

I implore you to travel to this link: http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13 (http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13)

Tell me you do not see the Vile Slander! Tell me you do not see the Corruption! And that too on the Most Holy Symbol of Sigmar!!!

Arise Inquisitors!!! Arise!!!  ::heretic::  ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Now to sit back and watch the fun....  :engel:


EDIT: The spelling of "Sigmar" has been restored to it's true form now that it has most nobly served its purpose in showing the B.I.G.S.H.I.T. the heresy inherent in the system.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 08:56:27 PM
To Nottingham ! Get the torches !

We will slay whoever is responsible for this most foul of deeds !

Burn the Witch !


Let's see how many flame letters we can get people to send...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:01:18 PM
 :happy: Oh good, a response!

Did you actually spot the Heresy? Or are you just jumping on the bandwagon? (Although considering that you're only the first person to respond you ARE the bandwagon.)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on February 14, 2008, 09:05:35 PM
Just wait and see if Wyzer1 spots it ..........................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on February 14, 2008, 09:07:20 PM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
i have seen it... the heresy!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 09:10:01 PM
Band wagon filling up...

Even Midaski brought a torch   :biggriin:

Great to see that our lord chancellor joined us  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 14, 2008, 09:16:30 PM
Note to w-e members

Posting in White doesn't confuse tech people, especially if you post white on blue (warhammerlord_soth)  :wink: And I refuse to go on some crusade for the amusement of a shark...

I do it for my own self satisfaction  :-D

Truly a vile deed indeed.... I never check the UK sight... But I guess this means we must torch England  :roll:  (and Midaskis plan backfires...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 14, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
OH no they didnt! :ph34r:


*Ducks under a table in fear of what wyzer will do when he spots it.*


First i thought you were talking about the model and i thought: "Thats not new"... then i thought it could be the something in the text because you Spelled Sigmar wrong, Perambulator (you will have to pay a fine for that btw).

And then i saw it!...  HERESY!!!! ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:35:42 PM
First i thought you were talking about the model and i thought: "Thats not new"... then i thought it could be the something in the text because you Spelled Sigmar wrong, Perambulator (you will have to pay a fine for that btw).

That wasn't a spelling error, that was a hint for the Forces of Righteousness! Now that it has served it's purpose I'll just go back and restore it to its true form...done.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:36:58 PM
And I refuse to go on some crusade for the amusement of a shark...

 :happy: Can you blame me for taking pleasure in seeing wrongs righted?  :engel:

EDIT: Oh, and I actually did check to see which color my post would be before I posted the white text!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 09:39:11 PM
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:41:20 PM
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?

I have no idea what you are talking about...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 09:44:13 PM
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?

I have no idea what you are talking about...  :engel:

Exactly !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on February 15, 2008, 04:01:39 AM
Well they got the spelling correct once.  50% is about what we expect from GW.  Still, this only one sin out of so so many that deserve burning.

Rather than taking our justifiable rage out on the entire British Isles, however much they may deserve it*, I say that we should be content with burning Tom Kirby.  I'll bring the marshmallows.   :smile2:

*Sorry Midaski! Guilt by association.  :closed-eyes:

Never underestimate the power of white text.  I snagged 50,000 kegs of Bugmans from Lord Firmshaft that way.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 07:20:17 AM
Somehow I can't open the page. My best guess is you wanted to sit back and watch the fun, you racist bastard. But I can't be sure.... What did the GW guys do now?
-EDIT- I figure it's about war altar
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on February 15, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
Wow the model sucks AND the spelling is all wrong.  Thats just sad.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 03:04:59 PM
That's too much for me. Even the creators are heretic. Just... sad. :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
yup, we're all gonna die now. Even though I'm an inquisitor, I won't burn down my LGS as they don't have the model. Besides, we have Philly to RIP LGSs
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 15, 2008, 03:18:40 PM
I think the real heresy here is in expecting GW to do anything right. Did you read this month's White Dwarf? In the battle report it's the new VC vs Empire. There's a War Altar in the Empire army and apparently he was casting Cleansing Flame with it. I don't know what the hell Cleansing Flame is. There's a Cleansing FlaRe, but I've never seen a Cleansing FlaMe.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 03:36:07 PM
Not read it. Did we (the Empire) win? :icon_rolleyes:
I think those guys at WD and stuff should be sent to primary school not to be burnt. At least, they must be able to write, if they can't take correct photos.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 15, 2008, 03:41:07 PM
It was a preview for Vampire Counts. Guess who won.

Actually the Arch Lector on the war altar (Who was equipped only with Heavy Armor, a Great Weapon, and the Silver Horn) killed a Vampire Lord, who was scouting (why?) when he charged him. I don't think it was the General though, as it was a 3k battle.

Honestly, I don't know who won. I didn't read the report, I just skimmed it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 03:43:24 PM
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 03:48:30 PM
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
Sigmar! Master chose me! "happy-dance"
Ok, master. I'm preparing to my electoral campaign to get the job.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 15, 2008, 04:18:34 PM
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
Sigmar! Master chose me! "happy-dance"
Ok, master. I'm preparing to my electoral campaign to get the job.
New Inquisitorial Job:

Figure out what a happy dance is and link to it. Whoever finds the best one ... gets ... uh ... a cookie  :-D (but you have to buy and pay for it yourself)

and Alexander de Wissont  is now on the roster  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 04:23:05 PM
Wyzer1, thanks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on February 15, 2008, 07:33:55 PM
I just hope that the Inquisition will make sure that any new appointments are aware that being an Inquisitor requires some professionalism.

Particularly new Inquisitors with short 'nicks' who seem to be trying to make posts with the fewest letters possible in them, and an avatar of a great British actor who would be turning in his grave at the quality of spelling and use of 'typing shorthand' associated with his picture.................

One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 15, 2008, 07:43:50 PM
I just hope that the Inquisition will make sure that any new appointments are aware that being an Inquisitor requires some professionalism.

Particularly new Inquisitors with short 'nicks' who seem to be trying to make posts with the fewest letters possible in them, and an avatar of a great British actor who would be turning in his grave at the quality of spelling and use of 'typing shorthand' associated with his picture.................

One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too.

 :engel:

Who are you talking about? Our inquisitors all work hard on scouting the forums for heresy (you of all people witnessed that, Midaski) so sometimes they dont have the time needed to post long messages like some other people  :closed-eyes:

Damn Wyzer, you changed your avatar... why?.. WHY? now i wont reckonise your posts anymore.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 15, 2008, 07:46:06 PM
"One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too."

uh... hmm,  I must have missed this....

 :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 07:58:31 PM
I think that was about the OHC. But come on grandpa, what's wrong with my spelling.
                    I'll burn myself a couple of times ^^  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
And yes, I did it on purpose.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on February 15, 2008, 08:30:13 PM
im probably the least hardworking i spend most of my time chillen with the sisters of sigmar  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 08:34:25 PM
I don't quite get that.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 15, 2008, 08:50:19 PM
I don't quite get that.

A clear example of the ineptitude rampant within the Inquisition.

I move it be disolved, and all it's assets and land be evenly distributed to me.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 15, 2008, 09:43:29 PM
I don't quite get that.

A clear example of the ineptitude rampant within the Inquisition.

I move it be disolved, and all it's assets and land be evenly distributed to me.
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire! TOgether with burning witches and all that.

Hochland Hero. I will investigate this matter of your contribution to the inquisition's work. I would have to interogate each sister personally. Return to your lodgings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 15, 2008, 09:50:47 PM
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire!

 :? Since when?

Did I miss that memo?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 15, 2008, 09:52:54 PM
Yes perhaps... it must have been shredded along everything else in the Midaski case i think it was.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on March 03, 2008, 06:43:52 PM
Though I'm not a member of the Inquisition... I can NOT let Obi's heresy go unpunished...

If it pleases the court, please view exhibit A: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20207.msg250197#msg250197 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20207.msg250197#msg250197)

Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer, but he calls beer LAME in this post!

This is very serious crime, and I hope that the Inquisition will bring it's full, and impotent might to bear on this!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 03, 2008, 07:33:06 PM
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...


Now, that's the third reference to me today! I have nothing to do with this! Why drag a reference to me into it?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 07:36:32 PM
I think we are getting a little off-topic here, dont you think?  :roll:

This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Mace versus Squishy Inquisitors isn't much of a battle (as McNurgle found out), but Mace versus Mace? Surely this will lead to the Zombie Apocalypse everyone is looking forward to?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on March 03, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...


Now, that's the third reference to me today! I have nothing to do with this! Why drag a reference to me into it?  :unsure:


You should feel flattered P-Man... I could have referenced a Septapus, or an eccentric wizard, or a certain quotable member, or even a bunch of bearded bananas.... but no, I picked you.

Also, I wanted it to sound like court room rhetoric, so I figured that would help.

I'd also like to take my accolades now for single handedly driving the Inquisition OT while trying to say something on topic.  :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 03, 2008, 08:40:03 PM
Ok, since this is the magical realm of Spamalot (:wink:) and I shant get into too much trouble for taking things off topic...

QQ3:  I love your sig.  That's one of the best lines ever, and definitely the highlight of that movie.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 03, 2008, 08:44:09 PM
From what movie is it. And wis, why do you deserve a fate of burning? Surely you must know...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 03, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
You see... some people around here do have really long sticks

Haven't you seen our codpieces?  :roll:
You see... i usually look peoples eyes, not their codpieces. Still having bad dreams about Powder Monkeys rant about imperial sized codpieces.


QQ3:  I love your sig.  That's one of the best lines ever, and definitely the highlight of that movie.
Thank you. I think so too.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 03, 2008, 08:54:39 PM
Thank you. I think so too.
Great. Now can you answer my question?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 03, 2008, 08:56:00 PM
From what movie is it.

It's from a movie called 'They Live' with Roddy Piper, a former wrestler from WWE/WWF.

Here's the clip on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso)

And wis, why do you deserve a fate of burning? Surely you must know...

Well, I plead the 5th.* :happy:

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_Fifth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_Fifth)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Otaku on March 03, 2008, 09:51:30 PM
poor dendo, He has been the butt of many a joke since before I joined up. What did he ever do to deserve it?

I agree that any lurkers should join in the conversions. We would be happy to have you and your opinions. WE NEED NEW BLOOD
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 03, 2008, 10:25:43 PM
WE NEED NEW BLOOD

 :Ohmy: Well, not literally! We aren't Vampire Counts or anything - that's another forum. But new opinions are always welcome!  :biggriin:

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 03, 2008, 10:37:14 PM
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Is it a war if there is only one side?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 03, 2008, 10:43:29 PM
That's usually called a massacre, rufus.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 03, 2008, 10:44:35 PM
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Is it a war if there is only one side?

ON NOES!!! This thread is slipping into Academic Masterbation! Run!!!

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 10:55:54 PM
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Is it a war if there is only one side?

No  :icon_exclaim: The world is going to end.  :ph34r:

rufus has posted in the Inquisition thread .....................
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 03, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
Be quiet!

I'm trying to be pretentious.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 11:15:31 PM
Be quiet!

I'm trying to be pretentious.

Bloody Hell - next thing you'll develop a sense of humour ....................  :icon_wink:

Episode 5 - .............. tishh

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on March 03, 2008, 11:15:40 PM

Anyhow, I better be off to train some 10 year old kiddos how to throw a javelin :)
yes...that sounds like a REAL good idea. Anyway, how on earth did you manage 200+ posts in like a week? Seriously! Demon!  ::heretic::

This acctually was the 1000th post in the inquisitorial topic...  :ph34r: You need to give it a rest.

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 11:17:12 PM

This actually was the 1000th post in the inquisitorial topic...  :ph34r: You need to give it a rest.


...... but of course it may not stay the 1000th post - give or take the odd merging .............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 11:18:11 PM
Now the mods have taken an interest in the Inquisition thread...

There goes the neighborhood  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 03, 2008, 11:20:37 PM
Things could get ugly.  What happened to the monochrome avatars for Rufus?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on March 03, 2008, 11:25:21 PM
Yeah.  The consolidation is better than 80% good.  We have excellent Mods here.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 03, 2008, 11:30:33 PM
The consolidation is better than 80% good

what?  :?

I didnt say it was bad, its just funny that they complain* about less topics but then always combine topics.

*complain is not a good word but I cant think of a better one.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 03, 2008, 11:32:13 PM
Yeah.  The consolidation is better than 80% good.  We have excellent Mods here.

Kiss ass.

We do have excellant mods though.  Very active.

Offroad: perhaps by complain you meant "insightfully comment" :D

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 03, 2008, 11:35:03 PM
Quote from: PhillyT link=topic=20797.msg250861#msg250861

Offroad: perhaps by complain you meant "insightfully comment" :D

hahaha, I'll take it!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on March 03, 2008, 11:35:57 PM
Well, I can see we're they're coming from with the consolidations on topics like the Inquisition, High Elves, and Vamps.  I don't think there's a better recourse for it.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 11:36:59 PM
3 posts in the Inquisition thread without locking it?

I like the new Rufus  :-D

Is this a new, "If you can't beat em, join em" philosophy?

And back to your lovely colourized avatar too  :happy:



Now if only you would capitalize your name and get a propper signature.... 5500+ posts and no signature....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 03, 2008, 11:40:24 PM
I remember the avatar, I just got used to the various sea animals and then lizard.  What was all that about?

And Wyzer... don't poke the bear...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 11:40:54 PM

I'm going to rename the inquisition thread as 'all about rufus.'

LOL - Classic - absolute classic ................  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 11:45:18 PM
And Wyzer... don't poke the bear...
Was the bear reference because he weilds the power of a bear or because he hibernates(posts) like a bear  :roll:


I'm going to rename the inquisition thread as 'all about rufus.'

LOL - Classic - absolute classic ................  :biggriin:
:wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on March 04, 2008, 01:18:33 AM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 04, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics  posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them?  I mean why are all of these new topics being posted.  Slow down I can't keep up with them all...

 :unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 04, 2008, 04:27:27 AM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: EskimoBob on March 04, 2008, 04:33:19 AM
Yea, like topics about too many topics!  Jeez, lets get rid of the trash!  :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 04, 2008, 05:08:23 AM
Finally Rufas has seen the light! You guys are posting too much! It's hard to keep up!

That said, Rufas deserves a good burning for playing boths ides of the argument!  ::heretic:: Who's got the marsmallows? Oh he does? Great! Hi burning corpse won't smell so bad then...  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 04, 2008, 05:51:50 AM
dude, I'm so confused now.... :?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Lord Equaton on March 04, 2008, 06:47:33 AM
Yeah, there are too many new topics. It would take a lifetime to get through them all.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Soju on March 04, 2008, 10:28:22 AM
I've noticed far more people (in variety) posting lots of new things.

Some of them are daft... I won't say which ones, since I think that's entirely my own opinion.

I don't mind it though... I don't think it's as crazy as Warseer where sometimes threads are updated so much at the same time, you simply miss some of them...

sj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 04, 2008, 10:49:01 AM
Hmmm im just glad im not a mod and has to keep control of everything and merge/split topics that are the same.

Stop complaining Rufas... :dry: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 04, 2008, 11:43:31 AM
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics  posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them?  I mean why are all of these new topics being posted.  Slow down I can't keep up with them all...

 :unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.

 :engel:

Lawyers...   :icon_evil:

Grumble, grumble...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on March 04, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
Hey guys, what's going on?  I heard there was pizza.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 04, 2008, 02:50:22 PM
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics  posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them?  I mean why are all of these new topics being posted.  Slow down I can't keep up with them all...

 :unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.

 :engel:

Lawyers...   :icon_evil:

Grumble, grumble...

Phil


Well, I did offer to burn him....  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 04, 2008, 03:40:24 PM
I agree with McKnight, it'd be alot of work. Although I think I'd like to do it. It's not like I don't spend enough time online to do it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 04, 2008, 05:36:31 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 04, 2008, 05:41:15 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name

As everybody here knows, that's exactly why Rufas is posting this.... :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 04, 2008, 05:47:02 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm)  :-P

 :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 04, 2008, 07:12:03 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm)  :-P

 :wink:

Damn wiki, I used to put spam on it and they would block me for 24h and then do it again

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 06, 2008, 12:29:27 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm)  :-P

 :wink:

Quote from: Wikipedia link= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
Sarcasm can be difficult to grasp in written form.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 06, 2008, 05:05:49 PM
Thats what smileys are for  :-P



The  :roll:,  :wink: and  :engel: smileyes help signify sarcasm


 :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 06, 2008, 10:18:08 PM
what?



 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 07, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
:icon_rolleyes: isn't sarcasm
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 07, 2008, 05:39:58 PM
Now that's turning to a sarcastic topic... :icon_rolleyes:
BTW, who likes House?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 07, 2008, 08:09:21 PM
The show?

Did rufus delete all his posts?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 07, 2008, 08:12:02 PM
okay let's move on from sarcasim and get back to our subject. BURNING HERETICS  ::heretic::. Sorry I'm bored  :icon_razz:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 07, 2008, 08:47:13 PM
Omg, rufus is *gasp* a sneaky bastard. :ph34r: By the way, should deleting your own posts be considered as a heresy?

Anyway, have a drink on me. I'm feeling very generous tonight.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 08, 2008, 01:49:29 AM
Well, well, well, pages of frivolous posts containing little more than smileys and little substance...

The Inquisition thread is like the tide, it always comes back in a predictable fashion...   :dry:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 08, 2008, 03:12:26 AM
Well, well, well, pages of frivolous posts containing little more than smileys and little substance...

The Inquisition thread is like the tide, it always comes back in a predictable fashion...   :dry:

Phil
and yet you all keep coming back  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 08, 2008, 09:48:03 AM
I've got an idea for a new game...

Street Fighter vs The Inquisition  :mrgreen: we can make it, any game designers here?



Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 10:24:10 AM
Equall for all is BS. Communism doesn't work, it's clear by now.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 08, 2008, 10:34:17 AM
I pretty much stay in the safety of the Counts Tavern at the moment.  Electors tends to have all the newer players post on it about topics I just posted on the week before and unless it is something I feel particually strongly about I tend to not post on it.

The painting forum is a very strange place.  Lots of people I do not know, with formidable post counts!  My painting is not really good enough to post on there :)

Counts is great because I can talk about all kinds of warhammer and real life issues with people :)  Its good to talk, to steal a well known phrase in the UK :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 08, 2008, 11:35:37 AM
Mathi, isn't that a Man O War song?  Was it something else before then?

Obi: Capitalism only works in a limited fashion and only then it you affix a set number of parameters to it.

Communism had its strengths.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 11:37:05 AM
Well, you definitely needed to talk about RL issues.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 11:45:27 AM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 08, 2008, 11:45:43 AM
Crimson I am totally with you on the Brush and Palette.  Those guys are a strange lot.  And the Elector forum is a little bit newby but from noobs come venterans so I try and chip in when I can... for whatever its worth.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 11:52:48 AM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 08, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Advice on real life issues from people who do not have any personal gain from giving advice is much better and reliable than asking friends who you see every day. 

I like the counts, there is normally something interesting and wacky going on, like this topic!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 01:02:45 PM
Very accurate. Belgian schools aren't as bad as I thought, looking at all the lame jokes. which you have about Dutch people
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 01:23:25 PM
Very accurate. Belgian schools aren't as bad as I thought, looking at all the lame jokes. which you have about Dutch people

They weren't in my school days.... 'bout 20years ago...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 04:10:58 PM
Well, they can't have been as bas as I thought back then, as I wasn't born at that time.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 08, 2008, 06:40:07 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on March 08, 2008, 06:50:18 PM
I struggle with the Electors Forum because well... I'm a forgetful chap and helping people with rules is probably something I should leave to people with brains. Here in hte tavern, it seems the less brains the better. In the B&P I like to just oggle what people have done but I don't offer anything much more insightful than wow that's nice. So in conclusion, this is the only place where my knowledge and skill (or lack thereof) is suited.  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 08, 2008, 06:52:10 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel

I've got a balls of steel
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 06:55:04 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel

I've got a ball of steel

So does a goblin fanatic....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 08, 2008, 06:59:30 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel

I've got a ball of steel

So does a goblin fanatic....
But does a fanatic have a two of them?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 08, 2008, 07:00:28 PM
It seems that every time I either post on the Electors forum or the Parade ground someone who knows more stuff then me contradicts me and then I cant back up my argument. So I try not to partake in any rules questions or army list help.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 07:14:59 PM
Only the really dumb ones. They generally strangle themselves after the first revolution they make.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on March 08, 2008, 07:35:47 PM
This thread confuses me, that could be though that I have only read the first page and the 44th and 45th.

Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 08, 2008, 07:42:19 PM
Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).
That's because heretics have secretly infilitrated in to key positions inside the inquisition. (That's right, your beloved leaders worship chaos. Secretly of course, but still...)

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 08, 2008, 08:35:01 PM
This thread confuses me, that could be though that I have only read the first page and the 44th and 45th.

Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).



That's because its not so much a "thread" as a mindless collection of randomness and whatever the mods move over her because they consider it not worthy of polluting other real "threads" but amusing enough to not delete.

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on March 08, 2008, 08:47:34 PM
So, basically you're saying that the posts gathered in here are like a particularly funny shaped appendicitis?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 08, 2008, 09:09:31 PM
So, basically you're saying that the posts gathered in here are like a particularly funny shaped appendicitis?

Well, YOU said it, but I think its a fair analogy!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 09, 2008, 05:00:52 AM
Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).
That's because heretics have secretly infilitrated in to key positions inside the inquisition. (That's right, your beloved leaders worship chaos. Secretly of course, but still...)
We do not worship Chaos....

Nurgle is just plain gross, who in their right mind would worship him?
Khorne is just too blunt, nothing to gain from worshipping him...
and Tzeentch has tentacles and other weird things, no worshipping him either

And they all will damn your soul for eternity....

So again, we dont worship chaos, we are just stricken with offtopicitus and are generally lazy
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 09, 2008, 10:28:18 AM
No no no no no. We burned all the heretic there are to burn. So we have nothing to do, so we use our Emperor's financing to roast marshmallows.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 09, 2008, 12:01:09 PM

We do not worship Chaos....

Nurgle is just plain gross, who in their right mind would worship him?
Khorne is just too blunt, nothing to gain from worshipping him...
and Tzeentch has tentacles and other weird things, no worshipping him either


Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 09, 2008, 12:03:57 PM
Indeed he did not...   :happy:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 10, 2008, 07:13:16 AM
The inquisition can be forgetful. When did Mathi start to like chaos? (link me)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 10, 2008, 02:04:55 PM

Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:

'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 10, 2008, 03:18:34 PM
'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
So, you know about it too... I thought we could keep it a secret.  :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 10, 2008, 05:05:03 PM
Slaanesh can be what you want, a sexy foxy elven lady if it suits your tastes more. Or a big busted Helga the Hammer might be a better bet to bring these secretly masochistic inquisitors to fall! See them Sisters of Sigmar, haughty inquisitors! Confess that you all have dreams of being chastised by the prioress at times. :icon_mrgreen:

And you got me wrong, poor Philly, even if I confess having a crack for Khrone now and then!
Violence and bloodshed, violence and bloodshed, violence and bloodsheedd!!!

Yes Philly, that is Manowar. Letīs now bend our knees and speak the warriors prayer!

Gods of war I call You. My sword is by my side.
I seek a life of honor, free from all false pride.
I will crack the whip with a bold mighty hail.
Cover me with death if I should ever fail.

Glory, Majesty, Unity
Hail, Hail, Hail

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 10, 2008, 05:38:52 PM

Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:

'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
I don't know.  I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres.  ::heretic::  I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 10, 2008, 06:53:09 PM
Heh heh heh. Good point. At Mathi: you can't worship chaos and choose a warsong like taht, so IMO you're cleared. Chaos doesn't have honour.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 11, 2008, 02:31:26 PM
]I don't know.  I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres.  ::heretic::  I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.

Fool.  You are giving them exactly what they want.  Indescribable, unbearable pain.  It's much crueler to give them a gentle massage with a mink glove while soft music plays in the background on the patio overlooking your private mountain top lake surrounded by cuddly bunnies hopping around the gard....

ER..

I meant burn them.  Yea, that's what I always do.  I promise.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 11, 2008, 03:49:40 PM
No, you are right. The more painful a slaaneshis death, them ore joy you give them! Burning them alive is out of the question! You either should find a way to kill them with absolute boredoom or just kill them swiftly without them even noticing. Doing that you rob them of their final greatest pleasure. The swifter and more suprising a death, the better!

And when they are truly dead, you burn them, but not before!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 11, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
Nothing to see here folks....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 11, 2008, 04:06:53 PM
Mathi,

Now you have done it. You have gone and scared our local slaneesh loving chaos lover.

It's Ok Crimson.  Flails-R-Us has a new shipment of Barbed Chain coming in this week.  I'll buy you a set.   :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 11, 2008, 04:12:18 PM
You know even dying has its own distinctive pleasure to it!  So I heard from some other slaanesh worhippers anyhow  :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 05:22:13 PM
Now you have done it. You have gone and scared our local slaneesh loving chaos lover.
I do not think Crimson was scared

Been kind of quiet around here lately, but I can assure you the Tabernacle is still growing limbs
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 05:28:21 PM
Edit : added quote for those that don't read white....
Been kind of quiet around here lately, but I can assure you the Tabernacle is still growing limbs


M'lord High Inquisitor,

What is that bulge in your pants ? One might think you are growing a third leg, if one didn't know you to be above suspicion of mutation.

I sincerely hope you have not been playing with Lord Midaski's Rod of Viagra....

However, should you want something removed...

Soth,

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace Head of Executions and Dismemberments
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 11, 2008, 05:39:57 PM
And here we go again... Can't you guys talk about anything else besides, hmm, so called "third legs" and codpieces?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 11, 2008, 05:51:43 PM
Doth One need but to provide his body to the Inquisition to enter its hallowed ranks or doth thy wisheth to increase thy brotherhood by most profound and glorious invitation.


Thy = you and thou = your, right? Or is it the other way round.

Eitherway reading the last 2 pages of this thread has had me in stitches.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 05:53:01 PM

Eitherway reading the last 2 pages of this thread has had me in stitches.
We aim to please  :wink:

Try reading from the beginning  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 11, 2008, 05:56:54 PM
When I have a spare 3 hours between Watching Honey Wilder (you should all know who she is) and Dr.Phill I'll attempt it.

Considering I'm the only one who's going to be home tomorrow until Friday (6 person family and 3 are overseas and 2 on school camps...) I may be lonely enough to trawl through it all.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 05:58:03 PM
Considering I'm the only one who's going to be home tomorrow until Friday (6 person family and 3 are overseas and 2 on school camps...) I may be lonely enough to trawl through it all.
Not all of it is entertaining

Just the first post or 2
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 11, 2008, 07:00:26 PM
What have you done wyzer?  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
I'll arrange something with Soth... Maybe we'll take the catherine wheel out of the closet for you. I'll let you have the pleasure of pain..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 07:15:03 PM
What have you done wyzer? 
Whatever could you mean?

I hired a new interior decorator...... what did he do?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 11, 2008, 07:16:19 PM
Well, maybe the tile and your avatar....
Yay I'm sigged! A new achievement!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 07:19:41 PM
M'Lord

You look a bit strange...

Your complexion is rather sickly...

( whisper to Obi: quick, let's tie him down)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 07:22:35 PM
Well, maybe the tile and your avatar....
Yay I'm sigged! A new achievement!
wow, if you think thats bad wait till you look at our homepage.... (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.0)

M'Lord

You look a bit strange...

Your complexion is rather sickly...

( whisper to Obi: quick, let's tie him down)
What? I Feel fine...

Thats what I get for hiring CrimsonSphinx to decorate huh?  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 11, 2008, 07:34:24 PM
I suppose you do...
I think we need McKnight for this, the other chief...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 07:47:05 PM
* Ties Wyzer1 down on the rack

Obi, bring out the pliers please...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 11, 2008, 07:51:33 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not Slaanesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No problem with orgies. :-)
Problem with drugs. :-(
Oh, and I fear the tatooing pin, so no mark.  :-(
Oh, and I tried BDSM sex and hated it. :engel:
1 good to 3 bad.
Sigmar won. :ph34r:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 11, 2008, 08:19:56 PM
Quote
M'lord High Inquisitor,

What is that bulge in your pants ? One might think you are growing a third leg, if one didn't know you to be above suspicion of mutation.

It's just an old sock stuffed with tissue paper - it's a well known fact that Inquisitors are all impotent and are venting their sexual frustrations by inflicting torture and pain on others.  :icon_wink:


Quote
Thy = you and thou = your, right? Or is it the other way round.

Yes it is ........ the other way round ............. as with most things inquisitorial ................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 08:45:49 PM
*purposely ignores Midaskis Post*

Oh come on you guys, I grow out an appendage and you guys jump ship?

Did anyone follow my little 'change of title'?  :roll:

Also, this has nothing to do with me signing up at Druchii.net and wanting to start a cult of slaanesh army

Nothing at all  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 09:09:19 PM
I am sorry Wyzer, this is for your own good...

Sigmar receive your soul.... let's hope it's not too tainted yet....

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


So, that leaves a position for high Inquisitor open...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Ha, ironically I suggested to Calvin to introduce that smiley  :closed-eyes:

Too bad my power has spread far beyond your measely flames.... its too late




*Plus I currently am the topic starter so  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 11, 2008, 09:24:17 PM
This... is heresy.

Truly HERESY!

And this outrageous acts performed by my most trusted W-E companion.
You perform blasphemous acts upon Sigmar's face!

Indeed the chaos powers are ruinous and seek on powerful souls to corrupt. Now Wyzer1, high lord inquisitor has been possesed by power hungry daemons and must be cleansed!

I see it is too late to make him realise his mistakes and only disposal of him is the correct way to let Sigmar sort him out.

I think there will only be one way to end this Wyzer. We, the Holy Sigmarite inquisition, must obbey Sigmar's will and stop you. Lay down your arms and surrender to the cleansing flame!

If not, we shall set the Inquisitional army after you. Thus it might result in a civil war but hey all who supports you and your false cause will be deemed heretics as well and shall also be cleansed!


*End of speech*

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 09:32:28 PM
I thought he took it rather well  :icon_lol:

Unforunately I command the Inquisitorial army McKnight

And with the small uprisings like the Heretic club and dedicated members like crimsonsphinx and PhillyT and the Inquisitors that will follow me, we shall see who has more followers....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 09:37:25 PM
A poll ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 09:40:22 PM
A poll ?
Ah, good idea

Unfortunately only mods can make polls

How about:

Support the Inquisitions decision to endorse Slaanesh
Wyzer should burn
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 09:43:48 PM
My position in this is clear, I suppose ?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 11, 2008, 10:11:13 PM
Considering you started a campaign to burn me (on numerous occasions) I say burn the heretic!  Down with Wyzer, harumph, harumph, harumph!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 10:17:39 PM
Considering you started a campaign to burn me (on numerous occasions) I say burn the heretic!  Down with Wyzer, harumph, harumph, harumph!
lol

And torching Maselhof, attacking Wissenburg, consorting with Slaanesh and sleeping with the countess didn't do anything for you?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on March 11, 2008, 10:23:47 PM
I stand beside Wyzer and all of his decisions.  Wyzer speaks the word of the Emperor and anyone that defies the Emperor is the true heretic, so I feel that it is my solemn duty, as some random Inquisitor, to propose that all that stand against us be burnt as heretics!   


Long Live The Emperor!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 11, 2008, 10:34:48 PM
I am shocked, shocked I say to find perversion going on here at the Inquisition!

M'lord, the girls are tied up in your chambers just the way you like.

Just a minute Pinkie, Uncle Rufas is engaged in some righteous indignation at the moment.  I mean, I mean... this betrayal on your part, Wyzer, is enough to make me side with Wissenlander and (gasp) De, Den, Dendo!   Now if you will excuse me, I have some important business to attend to in my chambers.   I expect for everything to be back to normal when I return.  Pinkie! Where's my favorite riding crop?

 :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on March 11, 2008, 10:35:19 PM
*dances around and asks himself why everyone is kicking and burning Wyzer*


Nobody
Undresses for
Ruinous
Gods,
Light-forsaken
'Eretics!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 10:38:25 PM
Good god

Does anyone not understand how a poll works?

You give reasons for or against, then pick a choice

I assume both were for due to ambiquity  :engel:

Support|Burn
---------------
    4        2



EDIT: Good man Doop  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 12, 2008, 12:30:26 AM
"Burn!  I hate raw marshmallows!"    ::heretic::

Just so there is no misunderstanding, with whom and what I do in my private chambers is private.  I will however, go so far as to say that my activities are completely wholesome and in no way tied to the Cult of Nurgle

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
well he does live in Oregon...

but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...

so....


BURN HIM!   ::heretic::

(should of picked Nurgle)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 12, 2008, 01:37:42 AM
If we burn Wyzer, can I have his eldest girl?  The one with the extra arm.  You can have the one with furry ears.

My kitchen maids aren't keeping up with the washing and an extra arm might get them over the top.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 12, 2008, 01:49:35 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...

Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

I must say I support the new Wyzer!  Sign me up as your head of Slaanesh Beastial Studies!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 03:04:25 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...
Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

It would be cool if they were not pink.

why oh why are they pink?!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 03:11:31 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...
Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

It would be cool if they were not pink.

why oh why are they pink?!

Everyone knows that Pink is a true mans colour!

It appears like usual that Good is outnumbered by Dark.

Thankfully we all know that Good will win. Why...because our god is a Warhammer version of Conan the Barbarian and Conan woops everyones butt. Daemons included.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on March 12, 2008, 03:57:00 AM
Man...Slaanesh?  You had to pick the crappy Chaos god?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 05:49:40 AM
Man...Slaanesh?  You had to pick the crappy Chaos god?
As my avatar suggests there was a reason it was Slaanesh....

I didn't just willy-nilly pick a Chaos god out of thin air

*Puts on Lawyer Sounding Voice and prepares to enter convincing Speach-Mode*



My good men of the Empire, I think there is a good deal of misunderstanding here concerning my motives. For Slaanesh is a kind Chaos God, an accepting Chaos God. Some of his worshippers have given the lot a bad name due to excessive excesses, but we are not all bad! For even the most pios of Priests have certain amongst their ranks that give them a bad name

A mere day ago you all would have followed me to the ends of the Forum and back! (assuming you didn't have to actually do anything  :dry: ) Why should this suddenly change?

So, Slaanesh, along with providing insane slumber parties, also comes with 24/7 tech suppport, extended vacations/Appendages, and a life-time supply of onsite manflayer service.






Actual Boring Reasoning:
I was just having a bit of fun  :wink:  Plus I am looking at secondary armies to start, and honestly I do not like Chaos as a whole, but a Dark Elf 'Slaaneshy' army list looks like a ton of fun, also considering they are getting a new book soon, so I think I am going to start them as a secondary army when I get back from DC

Empire will always be Number 1 in my heart though, dont fear  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 06:05:23 AM
O yea I'm l  :icon_eek: ing...(see I'm staring)

...forward for the new DE book as well.

While I cannot join you in your insane slumber parties (this forum is dominated by those I don't wish to slumber with) I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.

If that 3 eyed countess happens to come along please PM me and I'll sell me soul then and there. However even tho she has 5 arms they're all for me so hands off.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 06:15:04 AM
O yea I'm l :icon_eek:king...(see I'm staring)

What? 

I cant wait until the new Dark Elf book too. I do hope they redo the spearelves, if the don't then I don't even think I will play them.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 02:53:19 PM
Wyzer, you no longer command the inquisitorial army. The combined inquisitors have releived you of you duties. Trial by hammer II
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 04:06:20 PM
Whats all this hullabaloo about?







 :engel:

Page 46 and 47, dark pages in the Inquisitions history....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 12, 2008, 04:09:09 PM
Now now, backing away from your newfound god so soon....

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 04:11:17 PM
Yes! It worked!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 04:14:54 PM
Now now, backing away from your newfound god so soon....

Well, Ill let this go
Great stuff.

My wife has laid a curse upon you for providing the link though...

That's no matter, is it? She's no witch, I hope. Or else you would've burned, would you not?

And we'll call it even  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 12, 2008, 04:18:55 PM
Read my answer to Obi's post...

no calling it even yet...

I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 12, 2008, 04:33:13 PM
You see... even Obi is seconding MY promotion...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 04:45:03 PM
Damn ya.
I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 05:04:11 PM

You got to wonder about the power of the force when a Jedi Master needs to repeat himself...maybe worshipping Slaanesh makes you immune to mind games.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 05:10:58 PM
I didn't repeat myself. Maybe switching from two cities makes you blind   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 05:14:36 PM
no living in hong kong makes my eyes squint and then I can't see straight *ducks for cover!!! haha no just couldn't resisit the jibe. My best friends are chinese*

No you qouted Soth twice is what I was getting at.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 12, 2008, 06:24:35 PM
Read my answer to Obi's post...

no calling it even yet...

I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!

Here you go.  One Big Fat Promotion...

(http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d3/unsecured/media/823377504/823377504_876443152_9fb5f74ecf75872c196e9dd9893e958a1a4b1d06.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 12, 2008, 10:21:43 PM
What a strange twisted place this thread is... shouldn't it be locked again by this point?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:25:43 PM
What a strange twisted place this thread is... shouldn't it be locked again by this point?

Phil
Hey?!

Not cool

Why lock it? Only a handful of people browse this thread, and we enjoy it, so what harm is there in it?*



*Besides the gradual dropping of everyons IQ
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 12, 2008, 10:29:23 PM
Well I wasn't advocating a locking, I was just wondering why the mods have stopped their sadistic game...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:30:33 PM
Because: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=who (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=who)

Now SHH!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 12, 2008, 10:40:49 PM
Hello, what is with this place? Have you all fallen?
Arrrhhh.... and this flirting with slaaneshis... Kill them as painlessly as possible, and the burn them! That is the way. But I better make a self-check like Wisscount just to make sure...

Orgies: Hell no, no way!
Dress in pink: No, not that one either. I do not do well in pink.
BDSM: Well, actually yes. Come on for Sigmars sake! You are supposed to be inquisitors! Tying up and whiping people is what we do all day!

Well 2 of 3, and the third is not exclusively slaaneshi, it is a common trait among righteous inquisitor, at least if youīre dominant.

But now we need to do something! Obi! We must act! The temple is falling apart around us as we speak! Corruption runs riot and you wanted to burn me earlier for bringing warning about this!

Now, hand me a badge and and I shall take my axe and go smithing the unholy in all its guises!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:43:37 PM
Thats the spirit  :roll:

Not all of us have fallen, but for some strange reason the other Inquisitors keep chasing me around with pitchforks

You must stop the heathans!  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 12, 2008, 10:46:45 PM
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:54:15 PM
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Indeed that is the case, a sad day when the mighty Inquisitors fall. I cannot believe they tried to frame a High Inquisitor to look like a Slaanesh worshipper

Foolish, truly foolish  :engel:



And, on a lighter note

This post put me above Warlord in post count, I am finally on the top 10  :happy:

Drinks all around!  :::cheers:::  :::cheers::: (on Warlords tab  :-D )

EDIT: Wyzer hopes Warlord is either A.) in a good mood or B.) Doesn't actually read this thread
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 12, 2008, 11:11:48 PM
Nothing wrong with orgies or bdsm, but I don't personally dress in pink. 

I have enough pink in my house with all my pink models and pink dice!  Does that make me truely slaanesh?

Don't you answer a thing Wyzer!  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 13, 2008, 02:39:16 AM

I hate when you're downloading a movie and it stops at 99% downloaded and tells you there are no more sources or seeds to download from.

I'm listening to The Messenger from The Tea Party. Its a good song.

What wrong forum? oops.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 13, 2008, 02:48:48 AM
Thats illegal.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 13, 2008, 03:04:55 AM
Thats illegal.
He didn't say what movie it was

It could have been a home-made porno or something, which is not illegal to download. Well.... it might not be

And thats what my guess was  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 13, 2008, 03:11:57 AM

Actually it wasn't a porno.

Offroad are you really going to turn me in? 'Sides its China I get DVDs of films that aren't even being advertised yet. You should all be praising me for not promoting THAT black market.

I was downloading the Fountain after seeing the trailor for it on tv. and I married an axe murderer
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 13, 2008, 07:20:15 AM
Well offroad, it isn't illegal. UPloading is illegal.

@ Mathi: I'd like to do that and admit I was wrong, but I do not have that authority. I'd turn myself to the knight.

@Wyzer: Well, you still can't beat my posts/day!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 13, 2008, 10:22:32 AM
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Indeed that is the case, a sad day when the mighty Inquisitors fall. I cannot believe they tried to frame a High Inquisitor to look like a Slaanesh worshipper

Foolish, truly foolish  :engel:

Ah, you feel into the trap like a ripe fruit or a heretic unconsiously craving the cleansing of the holy flame!  :icon_twisted:
Did you never learn the most important lessons of an inquisitor, Wyzer?
"Innosence proves nothing!"

I hereby find Wyzer guilty of heresy and treason toward the Empire! May Morr be merciful!   ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 13, 2008, 11:05:42 AM
A beastman rushes in from the hallway wrapped in a towel.

"Stay your axe viking!  Can you not see this man has given himself over to the great Slaanesh?  See how he has stapled lamb teats to his chest in some cruel mockery of feminine beauty?"

The beastman deficates in his hand, flings it at Obi, then flees while twisting his nipples.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 11:10:13 AM
Wyzer probably has some form of mutation.  If he has given himself over to slaanesh probably a 3rd or 4th nipple or some super long tongue :)

Im an expert on all things slaanesh, perhaps I should be the one to examine him?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 13, 2008, 11:20:40 AM
Oh you dirty bird!

*giggles like a school girl*

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 12:58:24 PM
I say put his body in a bonfire.   ::heretic::

If it goes up in a pink flame, you know hes sold his soul.  If however its a normal colour, you can all rush in and save him, or just watch  :-D

Its win win really   :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 13, 2008, 01:20:48 PM
Can I bring the kids?  They are so bored with the weekly hanging of horse thieves.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 13, 2008, 01:51:17 PM
Great!
The Bigshit is burning! ::heretic::
Sounds to be a good program...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 13, 2008, 03:19:58 PM
Lol. We'll officially torch him. I've discussed this with Dendo, Rufas and Wissenlander.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 13, 2008, 03:48:14 PM
You have?

A beastman rushes in from the hallway wrapped in a towel.

"Stay your axe viking!  Can you not see this man has given himself over to the great Slaanesh?  See how he has stapled lamb teats to his chest in some cruel mockery of feminine beauty?"

The beastman deficates in his hand, flings it at Obi, then flees while twisting his nipples.
Lord Karnik will be pleased with the new ammo.  :engel:

Also, you misspelled "Defecates".  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 13, 2008, 03:49:25 PM
maybe you didn't get the memo...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 13, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
let's vote for the new bigshit!
My vote goes for master.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 13, 2008, 04:49:18 PM
*Mathi ponders things carefully.

"Well, even if it would give him as a slaaneshi gratifying pleasure to burn, the only thing we can do is... Burn him some more! Tie him to the stake and prepare the torches! As said, if he burns with a pink flame, we have a steady handed Hochland marksman shoting his head off so he gets as little pleasure as possible. If he burns with a pure flame, the marksman will deliver him Sigmars mercy so he will pass on the faster to Morrs bossom."

Hey, anyone can be Bigshit as long as I can be Luthor Huss.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 13, 2008, 05:27:42 PM
Obviously I was joking, but it seems that it was lost on you guys.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 05:36:03 PM
It could have been a home-made porno or something, which is not illegal to download. Well.... it might not be

And thats what my guess was  :roll:

You know nothing says self admitted slaanesh worshiper than someone who knows the ins and outs of the legality of downloading home made porn  :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on March 13, 2008, 05:53:22 PM
You Chaos lovers are really strange
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 07:20:06 PM
If we were not strange, we probably wouldn't collect chaos would we?   :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 13, 2008, 07:57:49 PM
Lol @ Mathi. I hope you look like the Luthor Huss art, not the model. I personally think Soth has more right to be bigshit, unless he prefers his current position, although of course I am utmost flattered by the suggestion of my padawan.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 13, 2008, 08:27:35 PM
Who says we need two lords anyway? :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 13, 2008, 09:48:44 PM
Well, I am not clean shaven like Luthor, but I sure as hell can look mean... Maybe in a more Ulrician way, but I honour Holy Sigmar and his God Ulric just as much.
Meet me and my family by the way. I am sitting with my axe, a proud farmer warrior from the 16th century in our cabin.

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/Nemomatti/Pictures/SL550544.jpg)

And here I am together with my daughter and Inquisitor in training, Vigdis. She knows how to make ém talk, belive me!

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/Nemomatti/Pictures/P9230180.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 14, 2008, 01:30:39 AM
Awsome photos.  It's great when you can talk the old lady into the living history life style
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 19, 2008, 09:01:03 PM
Now that its almost off the front page I guess it's dead anyone know why?


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 19, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
Lack of proper heretics...

The pretenders we have here haven't organised a single orgy so far... 'nough said.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 19, 2008, 09:04:25 PM
The inquisition never dies! Burn ya, stupid heretics!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 19, 2008, 09:12:46 PM
The mods have shown a desire to eliminate sub-groups.  The beard thread was locked without comment yesterday.

Oh well, they know best.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 19, 2008, 09:19:34 PM
True, but you still haven't organised any orgies(I'm waiting...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Soju on March 19, 2008, 09:50:30 PM
Ewwww... soth...

sj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 19, 2008, 10:15:42 PM
Its because they locked it, although since they just gave us our own forum section (kind of) maybe they will be kind enough to let us continue?

One can hope...  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 19, 2008, 10:22:09 PM
You mean lame forum?

I wish that every time they lock a threadthey tell us why they lock it. I always find those hilarious.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 19, 2008, 10:32:34 PM
The primary function of denouncing and burning heretics can now be handled efficiently through  ::heretic::

The Inquisition Thread had a good run, but has long exceeded its original purpose.   What we now need to do is to take the Inquisition to the streets making snide comments and burning heretics wherever we may find them.

The Inquisition is dead! Long live the Inquisition!   :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 19, 2008, 11:46:12 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 19, 2008, 11:53:08 PM
Apparently rumors of the death of this thread had been greatly exaggerated...

Edit: changed "humors" to "rumors" although it is a funny recurrence. *sigh*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 19, 2008, 11:53:57 PM
Apparently humors of the death of this thread had been greatly exaggerated...
Indeed

The humors of death in this thread never die....  :icon_lol:

Wyzer - Your friendly neighborhood slaaneshy English Laungage Inquisitor
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 20, 2008, 01:20:34 AM
Oh my... it has returned!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 20, 2008, 11:57:43 AM
[Star Wars music]Tatatatatatata[/Star Wars music] The Inquisition strikes back!
The first beastman to reply is burned! Hahaha-hahaha!
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: (I simply love to push the smiley button)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 20, 2008, 03:31:09 PM
YAY! Now we are the topic with most replies again!
YAY! Now we can burn heretics again!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 23, 2008, 11:19:41 AM
YAY we're back
ok here we go I've been considering how the inquisition works and I don't like it anymore. What I am conspiring to do is what they would  call heretical BUT I am fighting for the true name of sigmar I'm starting an anti inquistion thread soon and Wyzer can try to stop me  ::heretic:: but he'll die. Anyone joining or will this be another of my foolish attempts that ends up failing completely and I'll be burned at the stake.


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 23, 2008, 11:53:45 AM
(Enters room carrying the body of Ben Sieb)
Anyone elce wants some
(Throws body on the floor and draws sword)


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 23, 2008, 12:01:28 PM
Wyzer looks like he is wearing lipstick.... very slaaneshy indeed.

Now tell me, because I am so confused, why is the inquisition now in the main Tavern board?  Wasn't the back table's whole purpose to have silly threads live there?  Is all of this some weird mod's joke?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 12:27:18 PM
Because it is in the Back Table, Philly. Maybe it wasn't, but I hope it's not a mode joke. We've had enough of that stuff with the locking and unlocking of this thread every 5 seconds.

NOOOOOOO HELLBORG! I shall fight you to the death! There can only be one winnner: the true son of Sigmar! Mathi, pick my side!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 23, 2008, 12:30:42 PM
It wasn't a few minutes ago.

This is getting ridiculous.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 23, 2008, 12:31:15 PM
i agree...


1 post to 500!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 12:45:43 PM
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::

I already passed that, you know  :icon_lol:

-EDIT-
How about this goal: getting your post/day up to 1 :P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 23, 2008, 12:51:54 PM
Obi... there is nothing admirable about getting your posts per day count above 1.... and even less about getting your posts per day above 5.  And getting it above 10?  Thats just not right.

Go get some sunlight my sun.  It is through that door in your mum's kitchen :D

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 01:17:34 PM
I believe I was deemed demonic indeed. Anyhow, in Winter I spend lots of time behind my PC/in the hobby room. In summer I go out a lot more, also due to the athletics season.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 23, 2008, 01:59:50 PM
whatever helps you sleep at night.

Remember I originally joined in 2005 I think. So I have like 2 years of posting to catch up. Considering I've only been posting for 1 month its not a bad score.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 02:43:13 PM
Well, then you're as lifeless as me :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 23, 2008, 03:04:31 PM

we have cool avatars tho.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 23, 2008, 05:29:00 PM
*Mathi tiptoes up behind Helborg and lands his hammer soundly on Helborgs hardhat
"Oh... nice resonance!"
*Helborgs slumps to the floor

"Quickly Obi, get him on the bonfire and grab them torches!" ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
(All of a sudden Helborgs leaps out of captivity before the flames are lit he pulls out his trusty remote controll and presses the "summon steam  tank" button)
Hehehe
(steam tank arvies and blows the sh!t out of Mathi and Obi. Helborg runs foreward killing all the inquisitors  untill Wyzer is the only one left)
Any last... ah who cares
(Cuts Wyzer's head off)
THE ANTI INQUISITION WINS

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 23, 2008, 05:45:41 PM
*A figure rises behind Helborg as he prepares to leave. He coughes and grabs his kettlehat and puts it in place...
"No one mess up my HAT!"
*Helborgs looks suprised as his steamtank is shattered to smithereens and Obi emerges from within the boiler
"Ever heard of the Mace of Helsturm have you? Or holy relics for that matter?"

*Mathi grabs Helborg by the ear and drags him along to the nest of the anti-inquisition

Remember to watch the anti-inquisition thread for the end of this stunning drama
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 23, 2008, 08:11:39 PM
Mathi and Helborg, that was the lamest set of posts I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 24, 2008, 06:19:16 AM
...

What conversation did they delete out of here this time?

The constant thread cleansing/locking/changing of titles/unlocking ...

Surely one of the mods secretly likes the Inquisition, for they sure show a lot of 'interest' in it  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 10:16:49 AM
Well, they deleted my Helborg bashing and then Helborgs feeble attempt to counter and final move.
I then told people to get over to the anti-inquisition tread and read the end!

All I made was a light hearted RR style roleplaying, defending the Inquisition, and what happens, it gets removed! :icon_evil:

Seriously, I got really angry when I found it had been removed. Angry and really insulted by the mods. I want to know why on Earth that was removed? Truly. Since I see no reason for removing these post, and not the rest of it!
I want an official explanation! NOW!

Why make a back table and then still go on trimming the tread in a random highhanded manner, I ask? Remove the tread or stop this. Is in character roleplaying forbidden on this site, well, why do you even let this tread remain then? For surely, there can be no real off topic on it, and my post surely where on topic! :icon_evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 24, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Well yeah, that and my converstion with me and ben about post counts etc. But I agree with Mathi: OK, my posts are often too short/on the verge of spam. I'm trying to work on that, at least in serious threads. The othere threads I post in are located in the back table, a place that is just there for radndom fun and cool be called spamalot in my book. Then why delete posts there?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 10:37:06 AM
Well, I can tell you that mine and Helborgs post where far from short. Mine where quite well thought out pieces of in-character action.
I think I will start a crusade or something! :icon_mad:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 24, 2008, 11:15:22 AM
Perhaps they are trying to tell the inquisition something.  Or all of us.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 24, 2008, 12:01:02 PM
Seriously, I got really angry when I found it had been removed. Angry and really insulted by the mods. I want to know why on Earth that was removed? Truly. Since I see no reason for removing these post, and not the rest of it!
I want an official explanation! NOW!

Is it wrong that this makes me want to laugh?  :icon_razz:

What are you talking about anyway? I can't see any missing posts.  :icon_confused:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 24, 2008, 12:13:45 PM
Somehow they've been re-added, I think. The mace of helsturm rocks!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 08:58:08 PM
Indeed they have, together with Offroads obvious spam.

Well, I guess you should keep that maze for your personal weapon instead of your lightsabre, donīt you think, Obi?
Now, however, we have a new heretic on the loose, or maybe it is an old one. He said I posted the lamest thing ever. Now how can defending the Holy inquisition be lame?
Surely he must burn! ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

I suggest we launch a deep investigation into Offroadfurys dealings on this site. Maybe he is involved in something very big and very heretic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on March 24, 2008, 08:59:21 PM
I offer myself to the inquisition for penance for my sin of worshipping Dendo....I Amulus, of this day, take up the flail of the flagellant....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 09:19:57 PM
Ah, Sigmar be praised! Our firs repentant sinner have seen the light and will take up the flail in the name of our lord Sigmar!
Here Amulus, take thine flail and the holy tome. Go forth and gather the masses and spread the word to the sinful masses! In the name of Sigmar smite the unholy in all its guises! :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 24, 2008, 09:30:34 PM
Hold on Amulus... You need to pay for that flail and tome first and fill out a 521A Formula, signing for your acts of violence with the given flail. Oh and you need to sign this contract so that all of your belongings will be confiscated by the inquisition.


Mathi... when did you fill out a membership application? You have no authority here.
Offroad is classified.


Wyzer... we need to clean up this mess. All inquisitors, meet me in our super secret hiding room for a talk of behaviour in our chapter house. All beastmen go to the yard outside. Crazy rouge sigmarites, go pray in the church.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 24, 2008, 10:15:39 PM
Order of conduct!

A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.

All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.

Here is the code

* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.

* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.

* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.

* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 24, 2008, 10:24:13 PM
Post 1337 of the Inquisition  :roll:

/Signed

Now stop the incesant spamming

Fun, entertaining banter is acceptable... as is witty humour

But posting 5 word posts and spamming smileys is getting out of hand

Its on the homepage too encase anyone forgets (page1)

And if your a mod, please dont lock us if a non-member spams in here... We have no mod powers, we cant regulate everyone who posts in here...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on March 24, 2008, 10:27:22 PM
ok....where did I put that form....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 24, 2008, 10:30:01 PM
That would be Desk 5 at the Pink Goblin. I'm sure a certain Wizard named Rufas would be interested in having a little chat with you before you go out crusading   :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 12:06:15 AM
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.


These two may be impossible...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on March 25, 2008, 07:12:59 AM
That would be Desk 5 at the Pink Goblin. I'm sure a certain Wizard named Rufas would be interested in having a little chat with you before you go out crusading   :-D

yeah, seeing as I am a musician in his pistolier corps
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 25, 2008, 07:30:09 AM
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.


These two may be impossible...

Its true.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 25, 2008, 09:54:16 AM
Order of conduct!

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.


Does the Pink Goblin wear rouge on her cheeks?
I find this spelling mistake hilarious - as I now conjure up images of all these Inquisitors putting on make-up each morning ............

.... can you please change your avatars to show the highlighted cheeks ...................


[PS - Mcknurgle - the word is rogue .......  :icon_wink:]

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 25, 2008, 10:00:43 AM
Damn I knew I had mispelled it!

As the honourable man I am... A new updated avatar.

McRouge....


ps: Offroad you are not helping... :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 25, 2008, 10:06:21 AM
Mathi... when did you fill out a membership application? You have no authority here.
Offroad is classified.

Wyzer... we need to clean up this mess. All inquisitors, meet me in our super secret hiding room for a talk of behaviour in our chapter house. All beastmen go to the yard outside. Crazy rouge sigmarites, go pray in the church.

Oh, so now you go and try to become somekind of elite society with some odd and bizzare view of what is spam and what is not! Oh, we go burn someone... because we list evidence, bla, bla... Offroad classified... Sure.
I know Offroad is after my scalp and that he hates me here aswell as on Ulthuan.net because I have different standpoint than him. Sure, I will go and leave you to your petty games that "newbs" like me are not allowed to partake in.

Get of my back! :icon_mad:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 10:08:07 AM
The Sigmarite inquisition is Serious Business. Perhaps too serious for some...  :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 25, 2008, 10:11:31 AM
Trying to make me laugh? Yeah, good luck with that. But hey, Offroards campaign of making this a boring place seems to be working out nicely.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 25, 2008, 10:19:08 AM
Well Mathi, Offroad is a stubborn opponent of the inquisition but we just cant seem to nail him...

Now if he has threatened you on your life, then maybe we can do something about it....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 10:30:37 AM
Trying to make me laugh? Yeah, good luck with that.

I am starting to think that may also be an impossible task.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 25, 2008, 10:45:36 AM
Excuse me, but when exactly were there EVER high quality posts in the Inquisition thread?

Just wondering...

Your Red Sox watching
Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 12:02:40 PM
Any time I post in here, of course!  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 25, 2008, 12:06:56 PM
Any time I post in here, of course!  :icon_razz:

For which we are eternally grateful, oh mighty rufus !

(come on guys, we might be able to lure him into the ranks of the inquisition...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 25, 2008, 12:50:28 PM
Well, the first case of the re-organised iquisition:
Well this is it my foolish attepmt to destroy the inquisition that will get no replies whatsoever. We are an elite group of warriors who will one day bring the TRUE word of reason to this realm.
Obviously a heretic! I suggest a dishonourable discharge after the mission to buy marshmallows, which we can roast when he burns.
Good idea Soth!

-EDIT-
Find the hidden message. Also, I've read the first pages but don't know how to start the humour again. Help?!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 25, 2008, 08:37:00 PM
Well Mathi, Offroad is a stubborn opponent of the inquisition but we just cant seem to nail him...

Uh.. are you sure you have been trying? I mean, how many times have I said I wanted to start a Chaos army, then a Dark Elf army then I supported the High Elves every chance I get. You dudes just are not trying hard enough. :happy:

Although it is suprising to see that this thread has 55 pages, if I could get to that stats page I would look at where it is on the list. But I can never find it and I have to rely on some other member to link it... hint hint :wink:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 25, 2008, 08:48:41 PM
Oh well....

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats

Also, consider yourself nailed... now to get an even bigger hammer.. Ghal-Maraz, where are you ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 25, 2008, 09:17:56 PM
Oh well....

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats

Also, consider yourself nailed... now to get an even bigger hammer.. Ghal-Maraz, where are you ?

Yay!

This topic is huge, like overwhelmingly huge. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 25, 2008, 09:52:57 PM
Hmm this is nice.. one of the first to openly step on the bonfire himself. There you go Offroad, watch the step.

And yes it is huge, but remember that a part of it has actually got nothing to do with this inquisition, it has a relation yes, but nohing with our operations.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 26, 2008, 01:23:05 AM
Well, it īs seems to have been trimmed abit, have it not?

Anyway, defending the HE is a most hineous crime in mine eyes! I mean, the asrais will not take lightly upon it. Maybe we should hand him over them? They will surely give him a fair trial. :icon_razz:

I mean, you inquisitors should not work outside the law, should you? That is the area for the true defenders of the faith.

Well, since you have no need for my services, I will leave, take the pious flagellant Helborg with me, and go found a new Church of Sigmar.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 26, 2008, 01:34:21 AM
Announcement!

I have cleaned out all the threads that were ever merged into this one. All that remains are the things deliberately posted to the inquisition. Therefore, no one has any cause to moan about the moderators any more.

In fact, the next person to complain about the moderators messing up their wonderful, literate, interesting thread will discover what oppressive moderation really means.   :icon_twisted:


 :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 26, 2008, 02:33:08 AM
Wow, I cant believe they just took it apart, how strange. Perhaps its because they didn't like owning the number one spot in number of posts.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on March 26, 2008, 03:57:28 AM
So people complain when we don't do what they want, and then they complain we do.

What are we; GW?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 26, 2008, 05:41:37 AM
hahaha, I'm just doing it on purpose.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:47:23 AM
What are we; GW?

See what you can achieve ?

I'll try to translate an appropriate local proverb.

"For never has a cook been found, who can please the diners all around..."

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 07:03:11 AM
Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't get the proverb...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 26, 2008, 07:09:28 AM
This is most interesting. You actually listened to me....wauw...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 26, 2008, 09:44:10 AM
.......... and now there are 'new' posts in the 'split' topics showing right through to Page 3 ................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 26, 2008, 09:55:43 AM
Oh, well.

In honour of the Illustruious mods of this site, I am proud to announce that I, Mathi Alfblut, right hand man of Luthor Huss, have founded the Church of st. Midaski, of the Holy sigmarite Faith!

Other by the Empire ordained cults are allowed inside, and we even have a side Altar for the Ulricians, for it is unfitting not to aknowledge Sigmars own God, but mind you, I will not take any Sigmar trashing in my church!
For now, we have secondary chapels for Ulric, Morr and Thal and more will come. A separate Shallaya chapel with attached infirmary will be attached, but we need a suitable caretaker first.

So far, the only stat is I, Arch confessor Mathi Alfblut.
I have in my service, the blessed repentant orator Amulus, who is presently about to start a tour and gather sheeps for his flock!

Well, If the Inquisition thinks they cannot have the Church of st. Midanski on their premisses, we will start afresh, but I do not wish to upset the Holy st. Midaski if it is not to his liking that we do so. :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 10:10:38 AM
I object !

Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...

Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on March 26, 2008, 10:45:35 AM
Well done mods! 
 :::cheers:::

Your beer clinking
Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 10:58:55 AM
I object !

Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...

Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...
Have somebody read his background on the help forum...I mean... he's saying that two witches always accompanies him to please him...He's not a saint.

And if he tries to find the Grail, I'll say...NI!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 26, 2008, 11:26:42 AM
I object !

Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...

Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...

Sshhhh .......... Midaski [ or even Midanski ] is anything people want him to be, as long as it is taxable.  :icon_wink:
{As long as I do not have to ride off into the sunset and disappear .................. }




Now Mathi let's discuss revenue and the Chancellor's percentage ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
Khm...khm...
Let's stop talking about Kislevite Mods and let's make something intellectual:

Let's burn a heretic! :icon_twisted:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 01:28:22 PM
A trial proposition:
http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/experiment626_01/?action=view&current=Picture002.jpg
1. The guy is clearly playing 40k.
2. He's wearing a strange hat.
3. He wears a hat
4. He's still wearing a hat.
.
.
.
99. He's always wearing that stupid hat.
100. He said he was cold. Let do him some good let's heat him! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 26, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
maybe you lot could find it in your stone cold hearts to allow a new member to join?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 26, 2008, 05:01:03 PM
You must consult the BIGSHITS for that. Anyhow: Thank you rufus! We all owe you one: so put a couple on the inquisition's tab, in stead of the old boring Midaski one. Also, I think you have more right to a seperate church than Midaski beacus of this! And Alex, I also offered to burn someone. So now we have two contestants: offroad and Hellborg. I know he somehow tried to buy a flail, but my sources at the Pink Goblin's office say he has never been there...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 26, 2008, 05:03:32 PM
couldn't you issue an arrest warrant and "burn on sight" for his rebellious rhetoric and the slaying of your favourite Australian living in Hong Kong?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 26, 2008, 05:07:28 PM
But Warlord doesn't live in Hong Kong does he? And he wasn't slain either!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 26, 2008, 05:09:00 PM
But Warlord doesn't live in Hong Kong does he? And he wasn't slain either!

You cut me deep...that hurt Obi :icon_cry:



I need a hug.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:14:15 PM
You must consult the BIGSHITS for that. Anyhow: Thank you rufus! We all owe you one: so put a couple on the inquisition's tab, in stead of the old boring Midaski one. Also, I think you have more right to a seperate church than Midaski beacus of this! And Alex, I also offered to burn someone. So now we have two contestants: offroad and Hellborg. I know he somehow tried to buy a flail, but my sources at the Pink Goblin's office say he has never been there...
And, of course, experiment 626. He must burn!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:23:02 PM
I need a hug.

Step into my office... sit yourself down in my comfy chair... I'll take care of you....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:24:32 PM
No!

Slaaneshi corruption in the air!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:29:53 PM
No!

Slaaneshi corruption in the air!

You are mistaken young man... Just look at the sign on my office door.

That will explain everything.

If not, this will...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F56ZZzz4meU&feature=related
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:34:22 PM
The comfy chair?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:43:00 PM
And the pillows...

Had you not scared him away I would have squeezzed a confession out of him easily. Failing that, we would have been forced to accept him as novice Inquisitor.
Then, after a reasonable period in apprenticeship, he would have been allowed to take part in the bi-decadial Junior Inquisitor exam. If he passed that he would have been put in charge of marsmallow selection.

But YOU have stopped all that. Admit it, you are secretly trying to undermine the influence of the Inquisition. You... you....  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 26, 2008, 05:56:46 PM
Anyways...

maybe you lot could find it in your stone cold hearts to allow a new member to join?
Stone Cold hearts?

Ouch

Just limit the spamming and short posts and do not refer to McKnight as 'Fairy-Godmother' and you can consider yourself an honourary member of the Inquisition  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:57:31 PM
BUT...
No one excepts the Spanish Inquisition!
Let him be an Inq. directly.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 26, 2008, 07:05:40 PM
Well, Midaski, of course we should discuss the revenues! A tenth is more than fair, supporting the valiant efforts of the Kislevites fighting chaos lead by the mighty Midaski! And as far as I know there is nothing in the relevant tomes of Sigmar that prohibit you having the company of witches, as long as they are Kislevite witches that is. We should surely chase down other witches, but nothing is said specifically of Kislevite witches.

It also speaks of the power of Midaski that he are able to tame TWO witches! Now he is surely blessed!

But of course Rufus will be honoured equally. As I said we have an infirmary of Shallya and also an Inn for Pilgrims that needs a protector. So St. Rufus is hereby ordained as the protector of Inns all over the Empire!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 09:15:47 PM
Can we get back on the theme? I mean burning heretics.
So we have these guys trialed:
Hellborg, doing anti-inquisition.
Offroad- I don't remember why.
Experiment 626 -playing 40k and wearing a chaotic hat.
I vote to burn them all!


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 26, 2008, 09:46:42 PM
Offroad turned himself in... so well.. we've gotta burn him!

Te unknown dude ... well... you need more evidence.. Playing 40k isnt heresy  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 27, 2008, 09:05:47 AM
But look his heretic hat:
(http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/experiment626_01/?action-view&current=Picture002.jpg)
And he was cold...Burn he'll be hot!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 27, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
Well, should I take my holy work in the name of Sigmar to a separate tread or can we remain here? After all, there are those repenting that does not need the pyre but can be put to good use, like Helborg.

I am busy setting up the confession station in the church and getting ready to start taking care of the first pilgrim and sinner.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 27, 2008, 06:33:25 PM
Offroad- I don't remember why.

Have I only ever helped you guys?

no?

 :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 27, 2008, 06:50:20 PM
This should be plenty reason to burn you :

I think before anything is done for the empire again, GW needs to work on the other model ranges. especially those that have only one plastic set, like dark elves. we empire players already have one of the most plastic sets in the GW range and were even getting more this summer, so lets wish for better looking dark/high spearelves!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 27, 2008, 06:52:14 PM
This should be plenty reason to burn you :

I think before anything is done for the empire again, GW needs to work on the other model ranges. especially those that have only one plastic set, like dark elves. we empire players already have one of the most plastic sets in the GW range and were even getting more this summer, so lets wish for better looking dark/high spearelves!

I dont remember saying that, but its full of wisdom and you should be listing to its advice. This member is obviously very wise.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 27, 2008, 07:16:42 PM
 :Ohmy:
That's a filthy lie!  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: I think Mathi can stay here, but I'm not in the position to say that. So let's hope wyzer or mcknight will soon. I have got the marshmallows, biscuits and chocolate ready.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 29, 2008, 09:37:13 AM
I have now also prepared the stuff for Trial by fire!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 29, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
Why are we burning Offroad?  Other then the fact that he has numbers in his name.  I never trust numbers in a name.  However, numbers in a name generally would only permit stoning.  Of course it is hard to toast Marshmallows over a pile of rocks.

As an aside, there seem to be a huge number of posts purged from the Inquisition.  Where did they all go?  It's not our fault that Grutch has to buy a larger server to host the Forum.

Back to Offroadfury88:  Burn him!  If he is innocent, Morr will give him a door prize or sumtin.  But we will have toasted marshmallows.   :engel:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Offroadfury88 ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 29, 2008, 05:09:01 PM
That would be my intervention Rufas. I asked rufus politely if he would unmerge all the non-inquisition threads that had just been bunched in together.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=21172.0
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 29, 2008, 06:49:25 PM
Ah, then thank you.  For outstanding Service to the Inquisition you are awarded the order of the Big Grin with two Beer Stein clusters.

 :::cheers::: :biggriin: :::cheers:::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 29, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic::      Helborg      ::heretic::
::heretic:: Experiment 626 ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 29, 2008, 07:24:47 PM
wauw.. its so beautyfull... i've never been awarded anything... sniff, i think im going to cry :cry:... No I can't... not allowed to show feelings..


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 29, 2008, 08:29:28 PM
I hereby award the "Pater Comunnitae" Silver Cross to both Wyzer and McKnight! For all their services and marshallow parties organised the way they made this world a better place!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 30, 2008, 08:05:17 PM
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic::      Helborg      ::heretic::
::heretic:: Experiment 626 ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Water  :wink:.


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 31, 2008, 01:01:49 PM

It's Getting Hot in Here...
So Take Off All Your Clothes...

 :icon_eek:

What are you guys staring at. Don't you all have third nipples and a tentacle in your stomach?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 31, 2008, 01:09:45 PM

It's Getting Hot in Here...
So Take Off All Your Clothes...

 :icon_eek:

What are you guys staring at. Don't you all have third nipples and a tentacle in your stomach?

I knew you were trying to compensate for something when you got that Ferrari and mustache.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 31, 2008, 02:30:21 PM
Well, Helborg, it's abit too late for that. And don't worry the fire was small enough to actually let you burn before you died of carbonmonoxide poisoning.

And oh, at Ben:
You see, now if the male/female reatio was different I'd say OK. But now I say Yuck.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 31, 2008, 02:54:40 PM
Ahem.
Oh, and i have both Steam tank and Walter to bring!  :happy: All painted and nice!  :happy:
And a few cannons for Brionne and a hellstorm for his Bards!

Shadowwolf

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 31, 2008, 05:35:33 PM
Anyway

(gun smilie) (gun smilie) (gun smilie)

(gun smilie)        Obi      (gun smilie)

(gun smile) (gun smilie)  (gun smilie)

Well it's up to Calvin to actually make this post make any sence

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 31, 2008, 06:06:38 PM
Sssssssssshhh......
Be serious, guys.
We'll burn Shadowwolf at the weekend. Wood is expensieve and hot is insupportable.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 31, 2008, 10:14:00 PM
WHAT!
You inquisitors are totally irresponsible! You just go torch people before I have had the time to read the proper mass of combustion!
Great Sigmar, be merciful towards thine servants, for they are but humans! :engel:

By the way, I saw someone sporting a tentacle overthere. I suggest you roast him in the weekend too, should be no problem squeezing in a standard burning between the sermons.

Anyway:
I hereby announce that the Confession stands are open now.

For a small fee you can now confess your sins and be ordained the proper chastisements and salvations. Now get in line you silly sods, and do not push or Sigmar will have at yee!

See there, the flames reaching toward the skies purifying by fire the heretics! Now, take the chance and seek salvation while you can. You never know when the Inquisitions comes knocking on your door!

I will be recieving confessions from now on.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 01, 2008, 01:31:38 AM

I will be recieving confessions form now on.


Is that the 108g or the new 228p form?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 01, 2008, 02:52:43 AM
Am I dead?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 01, 2008, 03:09:13 AM
Am I dead?
Don't ask us.  Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.

Anyway

(gun smilie) (gun smilie) (gun smilie)

(gun smilie)        Obi      (gun smilie)

(gun smile) (gun smilie)  (gun smilie)

Well it's up to Calvin to actually make this post make any sence

Sanj
Do you mean this? (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/hunter.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 01, 2008, 03:35:12 AM
Am I dead?
Don't ask us.  Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.

hes playing guitar hero right now...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 01, 2008, 10:39:43 AM
Ah, jlutin! I am very generous as this is my first day at the office!
No forms needed today! :biggriin:

Had anything to confess? :engel:

And oh, Offroad, you say Morr goes on playing guitar hero? There must be some mistake made here. I better discuss this with my Morrian collegaue! Until that, your death is temporarily suspended.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 01, 2008, 01:27:57 PM
Ah, jlutin! I am very generous as this is my first day at the office!
No forms needed today! :biggriin:

Had anything to confess? :engel:

Yes.  I must confess that I took the 108g and scribbled out some of the words to make a nasty sentence.

So sorry.   :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 08, 2008, 06:05:32 PM
Am I dead?
Don't ask us.  Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.

hes playing guitar hero right now...

Clever, I have always liked that about you.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 08, 2008, 06:15:00 PM
So why is this anti-inquisition thread still going when the actual inquisition thread hasn't had a post in ages?

Just asking.

Phil
:icon_arrow:  ::heretic::

Good qustion  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 08, 2008, 10:09:54 PM
Tssk. The inquisition is silent cause it works in them shadows. Otherwise they would expect us!

Shall I go an preach some fire and brimstone to them masses and then we move and put the whole anti-inquisition to the torch? ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 08, 2008, 11:51:56 PM
Spoken like a true son of Gustavus Adolphus.  While your at it, go to Germany and burnn some towns.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 09, 2008, 12:10:43 AM
A new tact huh. Next we're going to see statues of sigmar holding a burning torch and Book of Torture Techniques.

No body is safe. Going for a 40k reference:

"There is no innocence, just degrees of guilt!"

I sort of like that quote  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 09, 2008, 03:37:16 AM
Given we have the anti inquisition and the Minotaurs, not to mention a gene lack of fear amoungst the general population of the Empire, I think Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle should find larger quarters.  some place where the screams and lamentations of our victims, er, charges will not disturb the upstanding citizens of our community.

I think I have found just the place on the south-east portion of an island off the coast of Lustria.  Word has it that it is being used by Dark Elves but they are considering moving their operations elsewhere.  Considering the current occupants, I am sure it will be perfect for our needs.  They call it Gitmo, or something like that.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 09, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 09, 2008, 08:26:17 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
YAY!

er... wait...

Off with yer head, peasant!! And its not 'pure' evil... Definitely impure...  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 09, 2008, 08:34:43 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell.   Consigning him to the purity of the flames is the only way to insure the safety of his soul!

It's for your own good.  ::heretic::

People don't appreciate how much hard work this is. Fortunately, it's  Bugman's time!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 09, 2008, 08:47:33 PM
Well, in hell you get free beer and hot demon chicks. So it's not that bad place.

 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers:::       QQ3     :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::                                                                   


This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell.   


YAY! I can start worshipping slaanesh.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 09, 2008, 10:01:24 PM
Now, you cleary got the wrong impression of hell, QQ3. Did you seriously belive those flashy tourist advertises they made back then?
Take a look at Jack Sparrows plight on Davy Jones locker, and you will now what the hell is really about. There is a special torment for each and every soul. Now you should be happy we free you from it via the cleansing flame!
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: QQ3  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

So, may Sigmar take pitty on the.

Ah, Rufas, lovely stuff you got running here. I passed by Magdeburg enroute to study the correct procedure, or more like how things can get botched.
Anyway, we need to start to work hard now. Lots of things lagging behind. And where are the rest? We have a big bunch of the minotaurs that needs to be dealt with!
But hey, this is tiresome work. I need a Bugmans! :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 09, 2008, 10:53:34 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?

Lame!

and, I dont know where you get you vision of hell, but you will certainly not get chicks
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 10, 2008, 12:12:05 AM

Or you will get chicks but it will turn into a horrible torture techqniue. Like the Donuts and hell with Homer Simpson.

"Say you like donuts? Well here's some donuts!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 10, 2008, 01:25:27 AM
Hey, are we Minotaur a group now?  A group of 4?  Crimson, me, Siberius, and notts?

Well, I will say that it is quite elite, but I don't know if we can take part in your factional warfare!

BRAY!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 01:28:03 AM
BRA

what?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on April 10, 2008, 03:04:59 AM
I've never been called elite before. I may have to go take a lie down.  :-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 10, 2008, 03:07:00 AM
I've never been called elite before. I may have to go take a lie down.  :-o
Siberiues, you're right, go lie down



 :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 10, 2008, 11:48:39 AM


Lame!

and, I dont know where you get you vision of hell, but you will certainly not get chicks

I don't like you. You spoil all the fun.  :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 10, 2008, 11:55:17 AM
Read my comment about the nature of Hell, QQ3. Do you think you will be rewarded? No way, you ainīt going to get any rewards down there. It is hell after all. Everyone gets their personal torment. And if you are into daemon chicks, you will not get them, that is for sure.  :icon_twisted:
Whatever you get in hell, it is punishment.

If you had been a knowledgeable reader of Hermann Hedning you would know what I am talking about.

So, sorry for making you dissapointed, but Offroad is right. Make yourself no illusions about hell.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 10, 2008, 01:00:27 PM
"It's better rule in hell than serve in heaven"

Of course there is an option of creating hell on earth which would be ruled by me.

Maybe it's these little horns in my head that makes me think Hell is a nice place.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 03:44:10 PM
"It's better rule in hell than serve in heaven"

no, you are quit delusional about the aspects of heaven and hell

but I dont want to turn this into a (real-world) religious conversation

Shouldnt we burn somebody?

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
Shouldnt we burn somebody?

Hell no...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 10, 2008, 04:02:09 PM
I think this thread needs its own tagline:

"Pushing awkward people to 3000 posts since August 3rd, 2007."

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 04:05:48 PM
Does your post count still go up by posting in here ?

I'm really confused now...  :? :-o :?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 04:06:34 PM
We have actually taken anti spam measures in order to get our good reputation back :closed-eyes:


but everybody still keeps thinking this is a spam place.. This thread isnt more different than the minotaur and Hurt and heal thread!...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 10, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
Well McKnight, in the minotaur thread we have remained faithful to the topic, discussing chaos in an imperial way, for research purposes.

:D

This place is just a mess.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 04:15:35 PM
This place is just a mess.

Who's been crapping in the corners, uhmmm, who ???

Not the inquisitors, I think.....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 04:17:56 PM
Well this was a mess until some mods thought it was a dump to toss everything useless in it. And other thought it a place to leave their dung.

It has been brought off topic and critised by many but not by the inquisitors...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 10, 2008, 04:21:37 PM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).

Still, everytime I look in here I don't understand what the point is.  Is there a coherant plan anymore?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
"The point is the end of the stick we insert first"

, Vlad Drakul.

The coherant plan is Sigmar's....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on April 10, 2008, 04:28:18 PM
Well this was a mess until some mods thought it was a dump to toss everything useless in it

Hey, I said no more moaning about that! You can't blame the moderators for all the trash in here!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 05:19:57 PM
Sorry rufus!  :-D

I withdraw my statement which silently blamed rufus.  :engel:

Well the point is for the High Inquisitors only.

The inquisition's point was to add some comic relief to the forums. Nobody had expected the inquisition :D . And it worked. Things were fun, but now they kind of just died out. Breaks are taken in order to ensure new originality to the thread and fun.

Also there will be a nice surprise to you all soon.. rufus knows what im talking about  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 10, 2008, 05:48:43 PM
Now behave! St. Rufus is the protective Saint of the Hospital of attached to the Church of St.Midaski! How dare you make accusations in his direction!
That is blasphemy of the highest magnitute, McKnight!

I order you to come to the church at confession hour and we shall judge the level of your blasphemy and see what redemption that fits it.

Hmm... but then, an undertitle saying "Owned by Rufus" would sufice I think. No, let me hear no more such infamies coming from you or I will have to bring this up with the High Inquisitors!

 ::heretic::Look at the pyre and repent! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 05:59:18 PM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).

ha! so true.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 10, 2008, 06:01:07 PM
Well, I must agree with you on this one, Offroad. This was probably the only place where stuff like this raised your post count!
Now, I think it is better order.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 10, 2008, 06:04:52 PM
EDIT: Hmm, after testing it appears this thread doesn't increase your count

oh well
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 06:07:31 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 06:09:30 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

:-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 10, 2008, 07:13:27 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

That actually explains alot.  All the apathy and angst I mean ;)

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 07:16:51 PM
Ah I dont think that any posts in the black table will count to your post count... Perhaps this is mentioned in one of the stickies?  :engel:

cant believe I almost burned Wissenlander's wife for not having her post count up to date... turns out it happens to everybody here.... oops... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 08:49:02 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

That actually explains alot.  All the apathy and angst I mean ;)

Phil

I think they add to the conversation. :-)

well, I really like to paint and model, thats why I really buy the stuff. Should a gaming group apear in my town I would play more often. Other then that i will just read warhammer-empire and dream of the days to come.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 11, 2008, 04:53:11 AM
Hey! We are doing OK.  The real men thread got locked after a day.  Man, it's real bad when you get locked on the Back Table.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 11, 2008, 04:58:18 AM
Fellow members of the Inquisition. Today is a glorious day !

His Imperial Majesty has finally recognized our organisation and honoured us with a mission.

I'm glad you joined the site to rant about a dead Rat.  I call the Inquisition on you for being a Skaven Apologist.

-Grutch

Let's destroy the vermin, I say !   :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 11, 2008, 06:12:35 AM
Yay! We're up and running posting burning heretics again! This day shall be honored like the purification of the Inquisition! Now, let's all spend 25 crowns and teach those rodents a lesson!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 11, 2008, 04:18:36 PM
Yes, I have to report a great miracle has occured in the anti-inquisition tread. Our dear Obi have been healed by mighty Sigmars own flames, as the vile Cal von Random, from now on known by the name Cal von Hereticus, tried to burn his wounded body in said flames. Bot beholf, our mighty lord and benevolent protector healed his faithful servant in said flames! :engel:

But for attempting this most gruesome act of blasphemy and heresy, and for making use of a Robohorse in the attempt, he got smites by Sigmar himself, a flash turning him into a human torch and making his inferal machine spring apart!  ::heretic::

Now, this of course means we cannot burn Cal, since our Lord found it fitting to punish him himself, but we can surely bring forth the Holy beer, blessed by priests of both Sigmar and Shallya and celebrate!  :::cheers:::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 12, 2008, 09:32:08 AM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).
Wait, why? :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on April 13, 2008, 10:13:42 PM
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/danse/inq.php
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 13, 2008, 11:03:09 PM
I love this bit about halberdiers...

"Every time has he been rejected by a letter from the court telling him all disposable units must be able to respond any time necessary."
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 13, 2008, 11:15:39 PM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).
Wait, why? :engel:

As my ex-wife used to say: "Eeee, yeah jammy git!"   :mrgreen:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 14, 2008, 09:37:38 AM
/Grumble
I see the diligent and untirring service of the Church of Sigmar, who have been responsible for some of the latest actions against heretics, including saving Inquisitor Obi from a gruesome faith, with the aid of Divine intervention from Lord Sigmar himself, has been intentionally disregarded so as to glorify the Inquisition.
But we brothers of the clergy of Sigmar will keep on working, tirelessly sheparding our congregations, holding sermons, taking confessions, ordaining repentance and taking up hammer and torch to slay the enemies of the Empire and to root out the heretics wherever they are found!
But as always our works goes unnoticed.
/end Grumble

But then, we all know that true reward can come from one source alone! Our holy lord Sigmar!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 14, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
Behold the Inquisition will rise again like a reborn phoenix!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 14, 2008, 02:50:39 PM
Haha! I'm still laughing because of the newsletter. It's so brilliant. Thank you rufus and McKnight.

A cat rhyme was made about Philly, 'bout Philly
He said to his wife they are silly, are silly
she did not agree
"the fault lies with thee"
she said and now a sad man is he, is he
:cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 14, 2008, 05:08:30 PM
Joy of Joys! The Inquisistion is vindicated! The heresy has been corrected!

http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13 (http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 15, 2008, 02:58:00 PM
Joy of Joys! The Inquisistion is vindicated! The heresy has been corrected!
Hah! Now our true power has been revealed! [insert evil laugh here]
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 17, 2008, 10:14:26 AM
I suggest the Inquisition starts a full investigation of Cal von Hereticus (possing under the name Cal von Random). This man, have despite being punished by Sigmar himself, maintained his hateful attitude toward the Inquisition and the church of Sigmar. He may also be a beliver in that the Hammered and burned Eight (formerly known as Minty) was Sigmar incarnated, making him a co-conspirator in that heresy.
But even more confussing is his last statement, where he hails Ulric, refering to him as Sigmars god. This might indicate, even if it is not conclusively so, that he is part of the secret Ulric cult that claims Sigmar was only a mortal and that he never attained divinity.

I therefore ask that the Inquisition investigates this matter, to once and for all settle the issue of Cals guilt or innosence.

Mathi Alfblut-Priest in the Sigmarite Church of St. Midaski
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 17, 2008, 10:30:15 AM
Let me know when you need an executioner....  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 17, 2008, 12:54:05 PM
Mathi, I don't think investigation is needed here. It's time for a marshmallow on a stick-party and I already cut down some wood.
Just burn them, pleeeeeeeeeeeease. :blush:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 17, 2008, 02:23:25 PM


I agree with de Wissont. While not a member of the Inquistion I take great pride in their work and have all you collectibles (mathi's card is my favourite and I wear Rufas's Cap all the time).

From the public announcement of his crimes it appears he is without a doubt guilty.


Burn baby BURN!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 17, 2008, 02:34:48 PM
Mathi, I don't think investigation is needed here. It's time for a marshmallow on a stick-party and I already cut down some wood.

Pine or hardwood.  I hate a pine burning party.  Heretics on hickory is to dream for.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 17, 2008, 03:25:17 PM


( ................... and I wear Rufas's Cap all the time).

Now that is something that needs investigating ....................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 17, 2008, 03:38:58 PM
Ah, maybe we need to investigate Ben, but I think some days repentance with the heavy flail will be enough, chanting the Deus Sigmar from dawn to dusk in days three.

Now, flail repentance is not for soft folks... Aaaooo... Damn it hurts still! And I tell you it ainīt the slightest pleasure in it. Iīd rather wrestle a griffon!
Them slaaneshi dudes deserve something extra special when they die... Something... ggaahhh... that break through as unendurable pain even for them. Roasted on slow burning coal... Slowly burnt to death. How about that!

Or we force them to whip themselves with real flails, and not their whimpy whips! :icon_evil:

But hey... lets burn Cal then! He can surely need another! But I say birch. Nothing burns as good as birch. No spracks, no canckle... only the sound of the flames and the cries of the repentant!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Cal  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: FAO Inquistion
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 21, 2008, 01:36:50 PM
I stand before you, a pround and loyal follower of Sigmar. I wish to aid you in your fight.. to help burn and purge the tainted heretics with our might empire!
 :Ohmy:

I stand before you, able to spell War Altar, with my sword of justice and shield of faith. What say you?  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 21, 2008, 02:12:49 PM
Under the motto : The more the merrier, I say :

Go and come up with a good acronym to describe the position you wish to attain in the inquisition...

That's how I got in..... :biggriin:
Title: Re: FAO Inquistion
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 21, 2008, 04:21:16 PM
I stand before you, a pround and loyal follower of Sigmar. I wish to aid you in your fight.. to help burn and purge the tainted heretics with our might empire!
 :Ohmy:

I stand before you, able to spell War Altar, with my sword of justice and shield of faith. What say you?  ::heretic::

hmm... I'm not so sure about you...

You seem overqualified...




If you can come up with a clever acronym, you will most definitely be in

If not we will accept you anyways but give you the trial by cake

Either way, you win  :::cheers:::



EDIT: Oh, the other requirements: Get an avatar and a signature  :wink:
Title: Re: FAO Inquistion
Post by: phillyt on April 21, 2008, 04:43:12 PM
Get an avatar and a signature  :wink:

This really is necessary unless you are jlutin, and then a capitolized first letter isn't even needed.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 21, 2008, 04:58:09 PM
the might of ulric shall always protect me, mathi if I burn you burn too!!!

      ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
     ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
     ::heretic::::heretic:: mathi ::heretic:: ::heretic::
      ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 21, 2008, 07:51:04 PM
Oh, but you got no mandate to burn anyone, so just back of and face the music, Cal. You ainīt going to get into the inquisition anyhow. And I will certainly not allow you into the church of Sigmar after this little charade.
*Calls down blessing of Sigmar and walk out through the flames.

So, you think Ulric would favour you more? Did I tell you I am from Middenland and that we priests of Sigmar do pay attention to the other goods aswell.
Now, for this you will get a sound bout of flailspanking. Bend over!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 21, 2008, 11:10:29 PM
Whats this, an inquisitor incapable of taking his own medicine, shocking. It must be all that enforced celibacy and rampant sexism is the church of Sigmar which turns its followers into raving pyromaniacs...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 22, 2008, 03:13:01 AM
*Calls down blessing of Sigmar and walk out through the flames.

wait... your not a high elf. Unless you want to be one, then thats cool
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 22, 2008, 08:47:47 AM
middemheim!!
get a real city!! Marienburg!!! :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 22, 2008, 09:10:07 AM
Marienburg is nest of sinners that will be purged one way or the other. I am certain this will occur in the near future.
Meanwhile, I need not be an elf. Lord Sigmar granted me his protection and I rolled 4+ on the dice! :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 22, 2008, 01:58:15 PM
Marienburg is nest of sinners that will be purged one way or the other. I am certain this will occur in the near future.
I suppose the 21st of July :)

A clever acronym huh  :unsure: let me think
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 22, 2008, 02:01:31 PM
Deputee In Person of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitional Tabernacle
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 22, 2008, 03:23:31 PM
Well, as long as its not the Sigmarites that conquer Marienburg I suppose it will still have a chance of being a decent place to live... At least the Cult of Ulric isn't quite as into brainwashing as those Sigmarites.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 22, 2008, 03:28:12 PM
Sais who  :icon_razz: Spiney?  :icon_wink:

Anyway, Wyzer, do I need to come up with an acronyme aswell.

Or is Mathi Alfblut good enough by now? :icon_mrgreen:

I could add, Priest of Sigmar and vicar of the Church of St. Midaski.
And the unofficial title Right hand of Luthor Huss
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 22, 2008, 03:46:26 PM
come to the free ulric side, we have wenches, an awsome looking wolf god and you will get alot more then mammas cookies :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 22, 2008, 05:48:45 PM
Malthi I thought I already added you, but must have missed it

I added you now, and HighPriest Rian as well (clever acronyms are welcome too, but not required)

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: FAO Inquistion
Post by: jlutin on April 22, 2008, 08:25:52 PM
This really is necessary unless you are jlutin, and then a capitolized first letter isn't even needed.

Phil

peace    :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 23, 2008, 03:24:12 PM
Wyzer!
I'm added on the inquisitor list, but without office. That's normal, or I'm working in secret.
Let me think...

Secret Heresy Investigation and Torture

That will fit.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 23, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Alexander de Wissont = on lists

Great acronym  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 23, 2008, 07:48:39 PM
Wait, since I am also a priest, I need an acronym for my office, besides Vicar of the Sigmarite church of St. Midaski
However, for Inquisitorial purposes my Acronym is this:
Minister Arbites of Smiting Heretics
 :icon_mrgreen:

Is that good enough? :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 23, 2008, 08:17:47 PM
Young
Officer
Under
Right wing
Empire colors

Listening to Mathi
Alfblut
Make
Engrossing conversation

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 23, 2008, 08:35:48 PM
awsome offroad, absolutely awsome,
youve just been sigged
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 23, 2008, 08:41:54 PM
or maybe you haven't, it won't fit:'(
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 23, 2008, 08:44:29 PM
thanks :happy: its doesn't really work if you spread it out long way.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 23, 2008, 08:57:41 PM
 :icon_lol:
That was an awesome acronym Offroad! Hell, I mus come up with a better one for myself. It was lame.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 23, 2008, 11:03:23 PM
I liked yours Mathi, it took me some a little bit to figure out but now I thinks it good.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 24, 2008, 12:19:04 AM
I have a new offense.   Actually everyone has long known that it was blasphemy it just is not codified on the Holy Page 1.  Be it hereby known that it is Blasphemy of the highest degree to make an attempt to have a serious discussion on the merits of the Robohorse.  Derisive mocking of the mechanical piece of junk is not only allowed, it is strongly encouraged.

...I'm not sure how many people are going to be peeved that I'm bringing this particular model up, being new and having only read the General Tactics, which seemed to be rather against this model in particular. But, due to an inside joke, I want the horse part of the model. I'm wondering if anyone's saw it up close and know how the pieces align. Is the horse its own separate piece from the engineer? I want to replace the engineer with a Captain with normal mount legs, but am wondering how difficult it'd be.

You're relatively new here, but for some crimes that is no excuse:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Minnh  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Robohorse  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Any other questions?

Also let it be know that he who styles himself as HighPriest Rian shall not be admitted into the Inquisition until such time that he successfully completes Heretic Burning 101.

Empire Cybermen FTW  :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic: :Cybernetics ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 24, 2008, 01:28:13 AM

sheeesh

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: heretics ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


So can I finally be included?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on April 24, 2008, 03:15:25 AM

sheeesh

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: heretics ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


So can I finally be included?

How about by getting a cool job?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 24, 2008, 05:12:12 AM
Is this thread immortal?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 24, 2008, 06:49:50 AM
is this thread a Western Liberal Neo Facists?

or

Is it a nerd/geek/dork?

whats its position on the political map?

perhaps it should take an online test?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 24, 2008, 06:50:12 AM
Yes it's immortal. It's in the warroom. Didn't you know?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 24, 2008, 08:01:10 AM
However, here's a case to investigate:
I was really hoping they'd kill of KF.
Burn him, Milords!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 24, 2008, 08:10:27 AM
What! He wants to kill Karl Franz!
Where is my war altar! Damn, I am not issued one... Get me my horse and my hammer! And do not forget the torch!
Ben Seib, you come along as my acolyte. You have you chance of proving yourself by finding, sentencing and burn RGB!

So you liked it, Offroad... Then I let it stay! :icon_mrgreen:
Gotta love the original MASH. :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 24, 2008, 09:47:54 AM
Quote from: offroadfury88 link=topic=17577.msg270192#msg270192 date=1209019790

perhaps it should take an online test?
[/quote

what online test should it take?  I know, the what kind of Ice Cream Flavour you would be, one!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 24, 2008, 10:37:45 AM
Is this thread immortal?

Well, it may be immoral, but have you considered..


Wait, you said immortal...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 24, 2008, 02:42:16 PM
Is this thread immortal?
How can you ask such thing? Of course, we're immortals, and there will be no stupid spartans in tanga to prove the contrary!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 25, 2008, 04:07:26 PM
Indeed.
Amulus should be tried for heresy for even questioning the Immortality of the Inquisition! I cannot act on this, since it is not an obvious heresy... So there needs to be trials first. And I am a priest, I do not do trials.

So get on with it or the mob will make sure justice is meeted out! :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 25, 2008, 05:05:34 PM
As the Secret Heresy Investigator, I start to find corrupting facts about Amulus.

A trial by google:
http://www.gothaguide.com/locations/detail.php?id=314 (http://www.gothaguide.com/locations/detail.php?id=314)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 25, 2008, 05:11:33 PM
Is this thread immortal?
Its as immortal as the idiocy that drives it, so its probably got a few miles to go yet...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 25, 2008, 05:19:06 PM
Spiney a google trial proved you Slaaneshi follower:
http://www.livevideo.com/spiney (http://www.livevideo.com/spiney)
Don't hide you behind the Manannite mask, heretic.
Burn baby, burn!
And we are not idiots!
Bring the comfy chair!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on April 25, 2008, 05:22:47 PM
(http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/bake%20005.jpg)

Either way, i'll be right over.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 26, 2008, 12:44:25 AM
Great News!  The Heal and Hurt thread has been locked.  If it stayed open, it might have given the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle a run for the most posts count.

Long live the Inquisition!  :::cheers::: ::heretic:: :::cheers:::

I would point out that I have already burned Amulus, but when in doubt, burn him again.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Raulmichile on April 26, 2008, 01:05:51 AM
Hey, could anybody tell me what this thread is all about?   :ph34r:

I simply refuse to read 1100 posts and 44 pages to figure it out...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on April 26, 2008, 01:17:48 AM
It was only locked because the Reiklanders didn't like the bombardment and started complaining :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 26, 2008, 05:48:14 AM
Pfff.. sore losers...  :closed-eyes:

When the game's over, it's over...   :engel:

and, being both a Reiklander and an Inquisitor, I had several reasons to ask for a lock....  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 26, 2008, 07:38:47 AM
Hey, could anybody tell me what this thread is all about?   :ph34r:

I simply refuse to read 1100 posts and 44 pages to figure it out...
Read the first two and the last four.
Then ask it again.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 26, 2008, 08:52:30 AM
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 26, 2008, 09:41:52 AM
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:

Whoa now!  Why am i being burned again?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 26, 2008, 10:13:03 AM
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:

Whoa now!  Why am i being burned again?

Who cares. Marshmellows and beer  :::cheers:::  ::heretic::  :::cheers::: around the bonfire...  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 26, 2008, 10:19:47 AM
The inquisition will fall one day and on that day the burgiomasters shall rule the empire and pave the roads with gold, and ulric will smile upon his most faithful.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 26, 2008, 12:03:31 PM
Cal, burnt men tell no lies, so shut up!

I allume Spiney's bonfire:
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Spiney ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 26, 2008, 12:18:27 PM
LOL, more warm tingly feelings
*puts on his new Harry-the-Hammer Tee shirt*

I must say, its nice to be burned for the second time, perhaps if you took time to do the job properly you'd do it in one...

On the flip side I feel the wrathful waters of the great Manann quenching the flames of the inquisition with extreme vengeance for attempting to consume his annointed! Fools! what can your pathetic fires do against the power of the sea god, the lord of the waters will ever defeat the bush fires of your pathetic and irrelevent inquisition...

Another day at the office, another failed burning...

Time for our vengeance, the Church of Manann shall righteously smite the inquisition with the lightning of Manann

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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 26, 2008, 12:25:16 PM
As the trial by google proved it, Slaanesh is your god, you burning agitator, not the unheretic M.
So he won't help you.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 26, 2008, 12:46:49 PM
Nonsense, check out www.spiney.com (http://www.spiney.com), clearly a fishy haven for all loyal subjects of Manann.

I don't know who set that up, but it certainly wasn't me...

How long must we play this foolish game?

Although I must confess a small amount of pity for the agents of the inquisition, poor twisted souls, emasculated by enforced beard removal and condemned to a life of compulsory celibacy under the strictures of their oppressive religion, Manann will not look kindly on your mistreatment of his annointed servant.

Alexander de Wissont, you have been found guilty of offenses against the faithful of the god of the Sea, may he deal with you extremely harshly.

*extends the trident of Manann towards the condemned*

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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 26, 2008, 03:41:00 PM
Use his prayers to protect Wissmont from the unholy powers of Slaanesh used by the Spiney creature.
"Begone foul heathen! fly home with your tail between your legs and tell your true master that you have been decloaked and ransacked! No honest man of the Empire would ever belive you are priest of Manann."
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 26, 2008, 07:08:05 PM
uses two dispel dice to dispel mathi's first prayer, de wissont frys and cal sells him to a sausage factory.
cal then uses his ninja skills to slap mathi around a bit nd then throws him in a random river
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 26, 2008, 07:09:28 PM
sorry mathi but Ive got one thing to say SUCK ON THAT (in a nice way because it might taste of cookies;))
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hooch on April 26, 2008, 09:11:26 PM
I think it's about time I posted in this truly immortal thread.

[flattery] First off, I'd like to burn myself for nearly rivalling your staggering post count with my game of Hurt and Heal

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::  ::heretic::
  ::heretic:: Hooch  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::  ::heretic::

However, to repent for my sins, I would also like to apply for a position, I came up with an acronym as well  :happy:

Brother
In-chief of
Trial by
Counts
Helstorms

The Trial by Counts Helstorms is a cruel, but a appropriately unfair, test to locate suspected heretics. Two Helstroms are fired at the heretic (every sane Count should include at least two Helstorms, if they do not have a Steam Tank at hand). If the Rockets miss for any reason, the victim is obviously a heretic, for they used blasphemous sorcery to protect themselves from the fiery wrath of the Engineers guild. If the rockets hit, the smear left on the ground is blessed, and all know that the victim was cleansed before he had any proper chance of becoming a heretic.

Those whom the rockets miss, are then duly tied to a novelty rocket, that explodes in multiple colours, a perfect end to another day of heretic trials for the Inquisition.


Hope you'll consider me  :happy:

[/flattery]
Hooch
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 26, 2008, 09:33:08 PM
Like I care, Cal. Sigmar just rescued me, but my robes are wet and my armour is rusty. Thanks a lot. Now I will have to burn you again just so I can dry my clothes.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Cal ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Ah.... that felt better :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 27, 2008, 01:20:23 PM
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Use his prayers to protect Wissmont from the unholy powers of Slaanesh used by the Spiney creature.
So it comes to this, the high-and-mighty inquisition has gone so far up its own backside that it congregates to blaspheme the other true gods of the Imperial Pantheon. The church of Manann is united in its condemnation of the Vile blasphemer Mathi Alfblut. You think Sigmar can save you from the wrath of the sea god? Only a fool would so blindly follow one deity as to ignore any of the others, let alone infer a connection between the exalted Manann and the cursed powers of chaos.

Have you nothing to say? Will you not recant? You who are so confident in your own god that you wantonly blaspheme the other rightful deities.

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The church of Manann has no quarrel with the cult of Sigmar but we do respectfully suggest that it better trains its inquisitors to respect the rest of the Imperial Pantheon
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 27, 2008, 02:17:03 PM
First of all, I am not an inquisitor per se, but their spiritual guide. Second, it was you, so-called-priest, that refused to admit your guilt and maintained you where of the church of Manann. Now, we must be on our watch for infiltration into that cult by chaos cultists, due to your frequent contact with foreign cultures and most of all norsemen. The fact that you have not condemned the vile deen of cutthroats and pirates that are Marienburg shows that you are getting corrupted.
Your playing with that trident cause us no harm, since we are servants of Sigmar and under his protection. For the second, some here have pathetically tried to claim Ulrics protection. Well, he will give you no respite since I am born in Ulric country and respect him.
Accept your punishments as they have been dealt and ponder your crimes, better to make amend for them. Continued hostility toward the sanctioned Imperial inquisition will not do you any good.
However, you are also attempting to cause me harm in my own church, the church of St. Midaski and in the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.

Did you honestly think you could harm me?

You will get a chance to prove yourself Spiney. Show us that the Church of Manann is a true church, and not just some lipservice to the money. I have punished deviant Sigmarite priest together with Luthor Huss for lesser offenses!
Show that you have passion and frevour worthy of true cults and conduct an honest and true purge of Marienburg! And if the Burgomeister protest you simply execute him for alliance with the Dark powers, for there can be no other reason why a true and faithful servant of the true gods would oppose a holy purge.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 27, 2008, 02:37:17 PM
 ::heretic::    ::heretic::   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Amulus ::heretic::
 ::heretic::    ::heretic::   ::heretic::

For our newer inquisitors:
Noobs
In
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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 27, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
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Nonsense, I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate , so Manann is on MY side. :closed-eyes:
All my thanks to Mathi who saved my life. I'll double my taxes given to you, father.
And I suggest to close the entering to our Order, cause one day there'll be more inquisitors than heretics. And than Civil War will erupt...
And Khorne will be the only winner.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 27, 2008, 06:46:09 PM
Now, such a negative look on the matter is not appreciated. Khorne will never win from us. As punishment you shall undergo the trial by cake. And no, it's not a lie.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 27, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
*starts choking a tasty strawberry cake*
[with full mouth]Master, thank you, thank you! Maybe I'm mazochist?[/with full mouth]
And it was not a joke.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 27, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
Now, such a negative look on the matter is not appreciated. Khorne will never win from us. As punishment you shall undergo the trial by cake. And no, it's not a lie.

CAKE OR DEATH!!  The Anglican inquisition!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 27, 2008, 10:20:03 PM
You can lock the thread, but you cannot stop the bombardment!

I would like to make a motion that Reikland be defined as meaning Heretic!


::heretic:: Burn Reikland Burn  ::heretic::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 27, 2008, 11:18:39 PM
First of all, I am not an inquisitor per se, but their spiritual guide. Second, it was you, so-called-priest, that refused to admit your guilt and maintained you where of the church of Manann. Now, we must be on our watch for infiltration into that cult by chaos cultists, due to your frequent contact with foreign cultures and most of all norsemen. The fact that you have not condemned the vile deen of cutthroats and pirates that are Marienburg shows that you are getting corrupted.
Your playing with that trident cause us no harm, since we are servants of Sigmar and under his protection. For the second, some here have pathetically tried to claim Ulrics protection. Well, he will give you no respite since I am born in Ulric country and respect him.
Accept your punishments as they have been dealt and ponder your crimes, better to make amend for them. Continued hostility toward the sanctioned Imperial inquisition will not do you any good.
However, you are also attempting to cause me harm in my own church, the church of St. Midaski and in the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.

Did you honestly think you could harm me?

You will get a chance to prove yourself Spiney. Show us that the Church of Manann is a true church, and not just some lipservice to the money. I have punished deviant Sigmarite priest together with Luthor Huss for lesser offenses!
Show that you have passion and frevour worthy of true cults and conduct an honest and true purge of Marienburg! And if the Burgomeister protest you simply execute him for alliance with the Dark powers, for there can be no other reason why a true and faithful servant of the true gods would oppose a holy purge.

I'm still somewhat in the dark about what my "crimes" were, although I think it has something to do with Alexander de Wissont googling some porn...

Errr Mathi, you are aware that Marienburg is the site of the High Temple of Manann, Marienburg is Manann's city we're hardly going to burn it down, any more than you'd volutarily torch Altdorf, esp when we make sooooo much money by hiring out our Navigator-priests to their merchants. Your just jealous that Marienburg takes so much more money than you, after all, it probably isn't any more corrupt than any of the Imperial cities in terms of chaos worship, we don't tend to have much of that in a place where the only thing people believe in is money.

Methinks you're just jealous because the inquisition has no jurisdiction in Marienburg...

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Nonsense, I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate , so Manann is on MY side. closed-eyes
All my thanks to Mathi who saved my life. I'll double my taxes given to you, father.
And I suggest to close the entering to our Order, cause one day there'll be more inquisitors than heretics. And than Civil War will erupt...
And Khorne will be the only winner.
You're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!

And you rescued his miserable backside Mathi! I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately, aside from anything else piracy is forbidden by Imperial law, I'd hate to think that the Church of Sigmar could actively support such activity. The reference to Khorne also makes his true allegiance quite plain, I suggest a true inquisitor burn him right away.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 28, 2008, 08:29:51 AM
I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately
You were never in our ranks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 28, 2008, 08:52:34 AM


Why aren't I in the Inquisiton yet I mean... I go about burning marshmellows all the time. It's discrimination I bet, just because I live in Hong Kong. I'll let you know Swordmaster is from Hong Kong yea... there is more then one hongkonger here- mind you I'm not chinese.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 28, 2008, 09:24:26 AM
I think you should just burn Mathi ...............

The man's a raving psycopathic looney - he thinks I am saintly


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 28, 2008, 12:36:06 PM

You're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!

And you rescued his miserable backside Mathi! I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately, aside from anything else piracy is forbidden by Imperial law, I'd hate to think that the Church of Sigmar could actively support such activity. The reference to Khorne also makes his true allegiance quite plain, I suggest a true inquisitor burn him right away.
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy, only that he is believed to be Mannan's war aspect. And while giving some money to the Mannannite church each time I go to sea, I'm a true Sigmarite.
And read my post correctly, Spiney. I referenced to Khorne as the worst thing that can happen to us.
And I'm a privateer. I attack only ennemies of my country.
Look it up in wikipedia!
And half of my money belongs to my masters. The High Inquisitors and my master, Obi.
And Midaski isn't saintly, he's holey.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 28, 2008, 01:06:30 PM
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy,

He's the villain (Curt Jurgens ? ) in one of the James Bond movies I think ..................  :icon_wink:



And Midaski isn't saintly, he's holey.

Actually I think you are digging a hole for yourself Alex - are you wholly sure that I am not whole, or are you venerating me as holy ..........

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 28, 2008, 01:28:46 PM
Then try to burn me guys!
Sigar is on my side, on mine, who never mispelled altar.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 28, 2008, 02:32:57 PM
Thanks for pointing it out, Spiney! Yeah, something is fishy here. What...

HE SPELLED SIGMAR WRONG!!! :icon_eek:

Damn it! And I saved your arse! And you confess being a pirate at that, but that is minor anyway. Had it not been for other suspicious issues I could have arranged for a Letter of Mark in the name of the Chruch of Sigmar.
I hope we can start to build a better relationships between our cults, Spiney. Would you mind assist me in my holy work with this misdoer?

  ::heretic:: ::heretic::::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Alexander de Wissmont ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Never EVER mispell the name of our holy Lord! :ph34r:

Ah, but you are true aswell Midaski... I have been somewhat overzealous lately and need to make amend.
Therefore, as I take my own confession and ordain Trial by fire. Sigmar will pick me out when I have been chastised enough. So, drag the wood together, I am a priest and need a big fire!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Mathi Alfblut  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Damn... that hurt... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 28, 2008, 02:56:05 PM

We all good now?


Orange Whips guys?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 28, 2008, 04:11:52 PM
Yuck. Anyhow, my padawan, I suggest you move to Hochland. The people there also have spelling issues...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 28, 2008, 04:17:27 PM
Hochland...
Must be a nice place...
Now, knowing that a TRUE heretic can burn a TRUE inquisitor, I'll take my hollyday.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 28, 2008, 06:44:04 PM
Ouch... damn these burn damages... Why did you wait so long my lord Sigmar?

Well, Wissmont, you will probably do better in Hochland. But mind you, spell Sigmar right the next time will you?

Anyway, have we... ouch... sorted out most stuff now? I mean, I need to take sickleave for a week or two and place myself in the care of the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hooch on April 28, 2008, 06:48:10 PM
Yuck. Anyhow, my padawan, I suggest you move to Hochland. The people there also have spelling issues...

Oi, wahts rong wiv rou spleign in Hohcland?!?!  :ph34r:



Surely you meant Stirland, more backwards than us I'd say.... :engel:

Hooch
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 06:57:33 PM
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 28, 2008, 07:06:03 PM
The cult of Stromfels is banned in the Empire, you are correct in suggesting he is a more warlike version of Manann, but his connection with Piracy has lead to the cult being outlawed and actively persecuted by all true followers of Manann. Now that appropriate penance has been exacted by your superiors as long as you renounce your piracy immediately and recant your worship of the blasphemous Stromfels deity I'm sure we can come to some arrangement... :happy:

Now a little advice on the finer points of semantics. If one engages in privateering then it is not generally wise to stroll around saying things like "I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate". A pirate and a privateer are quite different things, for instance one is a lucrative business and the other is punishable by death...

And although we at the Cult of the Sea god are not quite as trigger happy as the inquisition, we would like you to note that the correct spelling is Manann, not "Mannan" or "Manaan" as has been elsewhere seen...

Anyhow, now thats all sorted I think more co-operation between the Inquisition and the cult of Manann would be splendid
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 28, 2008, 07:17:03 PM
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"

 :happy: The Inquisition seems to be pointedly ignoring the cloacked fanatical figure. I guess they're probably mistaking him for one of their own already. It's hard to figure out new candidates when everyone sounds fanatical.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 28, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
Hey... all our agents are busy... look at all the burnings thats going on...

Together with that we also need to write official appologies to the church of manan and keep track of all the paper work that comes with a burning...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 28, 2008, 08:12:52 PM
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
If you are not here to kill us

Yes  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 08:28:22 PM
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*

I wish to join your ranks. Enemies and heretics be damned. I want them all purged from our lands! I have sigmar's favour with heart and hand and sword and shield I will defend the empire from the foul force abundant in this world!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 28, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*

I wish to join your ranks. Enemies and heretics be damned. I want them all purged from our lands! I have sigmar's favour with heart and hand and sword and shield I will defend the empire from the foul force abundant in this world!

Well he knows where the "Shift" key is, but doesn't know when to use it with Proper nouns.... That's a mark against him... but he does turn a pretty phrase... that should raise the quality of the posts around here...


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on April 28, 2008, 09:08:57 PM
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*


So far, you've described a young Anakin Skywalker... ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 28, 2008, 09:14:41 PM
HighPriest Rian is now an Honorary member of the Inquisition

Just remember to capitalize Sigmar's name and you will fit right in here

Dont mind the beastmen roaming the halls... they won't hurt you if you don't hurt them

And the cats cries, just try to ignore them...


 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 09:42:05 PM
Thank you, my Master  :happy:

I will serve the Inquisition well. My soulfires will torch the weak of will and foul at heart.  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 28, 2008, 10:12:48 PM
Good, good. But remember that an inquisitor must meet out chasticement toward himself when needed in order to keep to the true path. He should not shun away for putting himself on Trial by fire, for if he is worthy, Lord Sigmar will protect him. Even if he sometimes choose to wait for a while...arrgh, them burns...

Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.

*Looks suspiciously toward the newcomer.

Ah, young and eager, great promise. Hmm... but does he have the stamina needed? Does he have the strength of will needed? I suggest he should also serve as a choirboy in the Church of... darn, now that Midaski have officially claimed he is not a saint we need to find a new name for the Church. Bugger...

Anyway, the Inn that lies in the cellar of the hospital of St. Rufus has yet to be named properly. I think Midaskis cellar would be fitting.
Now, if Rufas aka Ironmonger could ensure a steady supply of the finest dwarf beer we should have a profitable buisness around that would give a much needed economical support to our work. All this timber ainīt for free!

*Shuffles away to write a letter to Rufas asking for him to manage the supply of beer for the Inn "Midaskis cellar".

Ah, but the problem with the churchs new name still remains. Anyway, can I have my choirboy?



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 10:26:22 PM
*Rian shuffled uncomforatbly at the title "choirboy"*

Shall i go to the hospital, and help out with the production of the dwarven Mead? I have had many dealing with the stunties during my training in the temple, and am fairly confident of dealins with the little folks. I even have a stick on beard that makes them more comfortable in my presence  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 28, 2008, 10:30:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c

 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 28, 2008, 10:48:10 PM
Dont mind the beastmen roaming the halls... they won't hurt you if you don't hurt them

As long as you're not wearing the open backed robes they give out to the first years.  Thats just askin' for trouble with the slaanesh worship and all.

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And the cats cries, just try to ignore them...

Wait... nobody can actually speak cat can they?

 :icon_eek:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on April 28, 2008, 11:11:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c

 :biggriin:


I really did almost fall outta my chair! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 28, 2008, 11:27:21 PM
*Looks suspiciously toward the newcomer.

Ah, young and eager, great promise. Hmm... but does he have the stamina needed? Does he have the strength of will needed? I suggest he should also serve as a choirboy in the Church of... darn, now that Midaski have officially claimed he is not a saint we need to find a new name for the Church. Bugger...

Anyway, the Inn that lies in the cellar of the hospital of St. Rufus has yet to be named properly. I think Midaski's cellar would be fitting.
Well, it's good we have young Rian in the hospital,  We need a good soprano, and they tend to outgrow the part so fast.  The surgeons say there is a quick and simple procedure to keep him sing the high notes indefinitely. Young Rian has shown such a desire to serve the Inquisition that he certainly won't mind.  Right?..... Rian?.....  I didn't know the boy could run so fast. 

The hospital and the basement in should be named in honor of Midaski, as it is his tab that provides the beer.  The 50,000 kegs that I stole from Lord Firmshaft are my private stock.  Midaski is not really a saint.  He is more of an anti-saint.  But Anti-Saint Midaski's (remember, the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe).  As I was saying Anti-Saint Midaski's is a bit awkward.  So we can call the establishment St. Midaski's.  The disconnect between the name and his warped personality can be one of those Inquisition insider jokes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 11:49:16 PM
I didnt know the Inquistion was so rife with homo-erotic humoour  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 29, 2008, 03:04:31 AM
No my post was castrati humor.  PhillyT's post was homo-erotic, but then again he never answered my question about the cats.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 29, 2008, 03:12:20 AM
I didnt know the Inquistion was so rife with homo-erotic humoour  :mellow:
To be fair Philly isn't exactely apart of the Inquisition...

And normally we aren't, but we take good jokes wherever we can get them  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 29, 2008, 07:25:03 AM

................ but we take good jokes wherever we can get them  :laugh:

Don't forget to tell the rest of us when one finally arrives...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 29, 2008, 07:29:10 AM
Alright, we keep the name St. Midaski. I just recived a letter from Volkmar who wrote that he had been unable to stop laughing for half a day and that he and Franz had decided it must stay, if for nothing else to prove that Sigmar has a sense of humour.

And in the end, Midaski is more kickass than many saints ever where, and it is never bad to have a kickass patron. :engel:

Alright, seems Rian is nor fitt for the choirboy thing. Well, make him holy brewer apprentice then. Now, of you go and help Rufas. Since the Church is still known as St. Midaski, we name the in in Rufas honour.
Rufas bar of brews?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 29, 2008, 07:43:25 AM
There is only one flaw in the plan: why would let rufas bring beer, then sell it ourselves, so we can buy wood from rufas  :?

And we do not know if Rian is legally allowed to drink yet, so I think the job doesn't suit him well. We could put him with marshmallow supplies though. Some more things: he's in there twice and not a Noob In The Ways of the Inquisition (on the roster, that is)

Dendo can speak cat though. He's a wizard, surely he has mastered the lore of beasts...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 29, 2008, 09:26:01 AM
Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.
I think we could manage that, what's the name of your ship Alexander de Wissont?

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Ah, but the problem with the churchs new name still remains. Anyway, can I have my choirboy?
For that comment alone, by all that is good and pure you should be chained to a cannonball and thown over the side, just because the church of Sigmar is based on the catholic church of history doesn't give you the right to emulate some of their worst faults.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 29, 2008, 09:36:57 AM
*Young Rian breathes a audible sigh of relief as he is not designated "chiorboy". I doubt my ass would hold up to that level of violation. Taking his leave, before there is a changed of minds, he makes his way outside, and on towards the church, keeping his back towards the wall, just incase*

*As he wanders down the street, he spots a black cat, and wonders if this is one of Philly's lovers*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 29, 2008, 12:50:10 PM
Give Mathi a break Spiney! He's still burnt! Wait till next week!

And this would be 1000 for me, but it's the Back Table *sigh*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 29, 2008, 02:21:28 PM
Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.
I think we could manage that, what's the name of your ship Alexander de Wissont?

Sigmar's Holy International Trading Ship :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 29, 2008, 04:28:41 PM
Thanks for the support Obi... the pain from my latest self-inflicted chasticement is still hurting.
And what was that about me being after more than a choirboy? I merely need someone with a better voice than me. Itīs all that smoke form all them pyres that have ruined it. And now you accuse me of unspeakablae acts when all I asked for was a decent choirboy... grumble...
I guess this mean I will have to make do with them cats. At least they can vail properly, but they always runs helter skelter suddenly, as if some beast of chaos was nearby.

Ah... I guess you will have to put up with my hoarse whiskey voice in the future aswell... Time for prayers and psalmsongs:

"Sigmar bin uns ein grosses burg...!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 29, 2008, 05:05:46 PM
I should think given Wyzers link above your choirboy reference was pretty self-explanatory.

Anyhow, try some of this seaweed balm, great for burns and all manner of ailments :)

As it happens I've just returned from the Imperial palace, after getting the Emperors signature on a letter of marque

The Emperor and the Matriarch of the Cult of Manann,

to all and singular Admirals, captains, castellans, and to their lieutenants, and to all officials and clergy of the Cult of Manann, keepers of ports of the sea and other maritime places, and to majors, bailiffs, constables, provosts, and officers, and to masters and owners of ships, and mariners, and also to victuallers of ships, and to all other our lieges and subjects, whether on land or at sea, within liberties or without, to whom these presents shall come,

Greeting. Know ye that we have granted and given to our well-beloved Alexander de Wissont, master of a certain ship called Sigmar's Holy International Trading Ship liberty to equip in the ports of the cities of Altdorf and Marienburg, at his own charge, the aforesaid ship with as many mariners, men-at-arms, and handgunners as shall be necessary for his navigation and defence at sea against our enemies, whosoever they may be, and for subduing, capturing, and destroying the same; and liberty to set forth with the same ship, so equipped, upon the sea for the purpose aforesaid. And we will that whatsoever he, Alexander de Wissont, succeed in winning, gaining, and having by capture from our enemies aforesaid, he may have and keep for his own proper use, without claim or hindrance by or from us, or our heirs or ministers, or the ministers of any our heirs whatsoever. Provided always that he pay deference to the god of the Sea and provided that under colour of this licence he, Alexander de Wissont, his mariners, men-at-arms, and handgunners aforesaid, neither do nor permit to be done any violence, hindrance, or hurt to any who are in friendship with us.

Witness the Emperor and the Matriarch of the Cult of Manann on the 5th day of Sigmar-Tide.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 30, 2008, 06:58:03 AM
 :icon_eek:
Wyzer, Rufas why do you have the same avatar? It's so confusing... :icon_confused:
And, if I remember well, you're not Canadians, that's right?
 :icon_redface:

EDIT:
Oh and let's burn Adrian, author of this topic: About the Walter (And it wasn't about W. Matthau).
So:
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Adrian  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 30, 2008, 07:17:32 AM
I think it has someting to do with Calvin.... and him switching their avatars.... maybe... dno... the answer must be somewhere on the forum.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 30, 2008, 07:25:48 AM
Nice sharp action there, Wissmont! Adrian should pay more attention now!
Now you can take the Inquisitions work out on the high seas aswell!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 09:18:01 AM
The Canadian flag was implemented by Calvin, because of some remarks about Canada Rufas and Wyzer1 both made...

Never mess with the tech mod...

Or the tax mod..

Or the library mod...

Or the mod down under...

Or the Emperor, for that matter...

In short : Don't mess with a mod....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 30, 2008, 09:19:29 AM
STOP POSTING STUFF AT THE POINT IM PLANNNING TO SAY IT!

jeez, midaski just did it and now you did too, soth :cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 09:34:20 AM
Comfort yourself with the thought that it is a sign of great minds thinking alike....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 30, 2008, 09:55:26 AM
Just a note, remember that while on the High seas you are on Manann's territory, the fleets of the Sea God will be watching you
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on April 30, 2008, 11:13:40 AM
To be fair Philly isn't exactely apart of the Inquisition...

Thats true, I just live in the basement, third door on the left, the one with the dung wadded under the door.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 30, 2008, 12:53:52 PM
Comfort yourself with the thought that it is a sign of great minds thinking alike....

Or multiple people stating the obvious...   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 30, 2008, 02:02:59 PM
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 30, 2008, 02:17:26 PM
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context  :engel:

The new guy said what? LOL That's hilarious!  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context  :engel:

*puts on big bad mothaf*cka voice*

Who is you calling a fool, boy ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on April 30, 2008, 03:26:31 PM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 30, 2008, 03:33:23 PM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:

Just go back a couple of pages - you didn't miss much.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 30, 2008, 03:41:16 PM
Just go back 46 pages - you didn't miss anything ................


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 03:53:22 PM
Just go back 46 pages - you didn't miss anything ................

Where's the one interesting page then ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 30, 2008, 03:56:20 PM
Page 47 is not complete yet, so I didn't count it ...........

However you are right I should not have been so scathing .............

......... I must have made a few reasonably humorous posts somewhere in all those pages.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathias von Hochland on April 30, 2008, 04:06:44 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3 (http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3)

I thought this would be appropriate for the inquisition...

*Mathias runs and hides before he falls into the dark clutches of the inquisition*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 30, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
Burn and torture!

Life as a witchhunter is good =)

As a secodn though, how would you give a witchhunter feel to your empire army??
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 04:51:39 PM
Check out the Empire collector's guide.

There a fine Witch Hunter army in there.

Of course, most of the models used are OOP now....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on May 02, 2008, 03:56:42 AM
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g119/hexenjaeger/spanishinq0go2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 02, 2008, 09:15:20 AM
So bring the comfy chair!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 02, 2008, 10:54:26 AM
No !  :ph34r:

I beg of you, not the comfy chair... next thing you'll be applying the soft pillows... have mercy !!!  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 02, 2008, 01:37:52 PM
Maybe you're right, bonfires are much more human methods.
 ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 03, 2008, 09:31:56 AM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
What do you mean 'we'. You're a heretic. You do not belong with us.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 03, 2008, 11:09:26 AM
Can sumbody find a heretic to burn? The topic is becoming boring...
For the fun, pleease. :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 03, 2008, 01:29:38 PM
Burn Alex!  ::heretic:: Burn Alex!  ::heretic:: Burn Alex!

There you go.  Excitement.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 03, 2008, 01:54:37 PM
Can sumbody burnt twice in two pages? I doubt. :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 03, 2008, 02:36:51 PM
Can sumbody burnt twice in two pages? I doubt. :biggriin:

You're tempting them to consider it...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 03, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
What? Burn Alex? For what are you accusing him jlutin? He only asked us to raise our vigilance and find the the heretics that always move among us. They never ends, there are always more. All you need is to look hard enough. Are you questioning this, jlutin? Watch out so you do not loose your head. I heard someone was inventing a magnificently efficient headchopper, wait... it was called guillotine or something... funny, sounds like your name... :Ohmy:

Hey, you know what have happened because of this contraption? It is said to be so potentially efficient that the executioners guild have threatend to go on strike because of this! It can cause a potential upheaval in society since you will need less executioners for doing the same job more efficiently. But we cannot accept an upheaval of the honest executioner profession! The status and stability of this noble guild is of utmost importance the the stability of the Empire!
Since you may very well lie behind this contraption, and in your arrogane even naming it after you, merely thinly disguising your name with some outlandish twists, I suspect you lie behind it!

Maybe not heretical per se, but do I not sense the treads of the The puppetmaster here, trying to cause upheaval in our society through indirect means. Well, we can only be sure if we take one action. If you are innocent, Morr will grant you a special place. Sigmars blessing be with you!
jlutin... Thou shalt die by fire!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: jlutin  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 03, 2008, 11:57:39 PM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
What do you mean 'we'. You're a heretic. You do not belong with us.

Hey Spammy ( :wink:), lay of Minty Eight. Eight, anytime you want you can cover yourself in hair and swing over to the Minotaurs, but you'll need to start scanning the net for beast models to post.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 04, 2008, 12:57:12 PM
See...  Excitement!

<Runs off too the hills spreading flowers, apple seeds and bits of candy>
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 05, 2008, 12:06:06 AM
Watch out so you do not loose your head. I heard someone was inventing a magnificently efficient headchopper, wait... it was called guillotine or something... funny, sounds like your name... :Ohmy:
I would like to point out, that as efficient as this new fangled guillotine may be, it would wreck havoc with Nordland's long standing plans to clear more acreage for food crops by meeting the Inquisition's demands for high quality firewood.  This new invention could result in a drastic spike in unemployment among wood cutters, lengthen the que for peasant homesteads, provide hiding spots for feline molesting beastmen, not to mention put a strain on MY financial holdings.

Now, I would first like to point out that it is a well known fact that only fire can remove the stain of heresy from the unfortunate soul.  If these evil doers get sent to the after-life with little more then a flick on the neck, they will smugly walk around Morr's Gardens thinking they pulled one over on us and they will end up hogging all of the good tables in the best after-life café's.  Only a good burning will put these souls in there places.

Now I am willing to leave the theological issues aside and propose a much fairer test to determine which method of execution is superior.  I have twenty unfortunate common criminals to be dispatched.  I have no doubt that each method will accomplish the relatively simple business of snuffing the "subjects"  The prize shall be won by whichever executioner produces, using only their implements of destruction, the most perfectly toasted marshmallow.  I shall call this test "Trial By Marshmallow"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 05, 2008, 06:26:46 AM
Every army can create some form of "uh oh" unit.  Even Skaven, although the rats are the weakest there.  The most common cause of that reaction from Empire is the War Alter, not the steam tank.  Of course that is a character, which may not be what you meant.  Most severe reactions involves dangerous characters, even if joining a dangerous unit.  Blood Knights are bad news.  Blood Knights joined by a Lord and a BSB are a whole different level of bad news.
A heretic found. So, Rufas, how should we punish him?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 05, 2008, 09:11:29 AM
Arrr... another one! Well, how about that Trial by marshmallows? :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 05, 2008, 05:31:00 PM
No, no, no!  Trial by marshmallow was only a special case.  The guillotine was totally incapable of  producing a toasted marshmallow, although it did produce a congealed blood marshmallow, burning by the finest Nordland firewood is appropriate.  I am not sure Dabber needs burning as it seems he is merely pointing out tactics, but timber sales has been off so, what the heck.

May Morr have mercy on his soul.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 05, 2008, 05:51:59 PM
Rufas... you can't go around and say "may morr have mercy on his and that's soul" when we are a Sigmarite organisation. It just isn't appropriate  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 05, 2008, 06:15:18 PM
It is a mark of good breeding to respect all of the Imperial gods.

I've been meaning to have a word with you about your worship of this god "Arnie"  I can't seem to find  mention of him in any of the ancient religious texts.  But that photo in your cell bears a striking resemblance to a minor Khorne deity known as the Terminator....

Well?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 05, 2008, 06:48:08 PM
In my cell?... you mean you have been in my bedroom without my permission... (quickly hides the titanium skulls in a drawer)... They are only for study of course!..

Oh and the Arnie character is of course just a reknowned Master engineer from Altdorf I tell ya! :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 05, 2008, 09:23:46 PM
Thats it, as a summer project I am making the cyber engineer out of those necron in my storage room.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 06, 2008, 04:19:51 AM
Breaking News, Stop the Presses!

After years of investigating, we finally have a inconvertible proof of Lord Midaski's long term plans to sell his soul to the Lords of Chaos in exchange for....

As it follows Sigmar is the only man ever to rise to divinity but is it possible that it can happen again ..........

I'm hoping it will .....................
While it is the absolute truth that Sigmar rose to divine status, it is an assault to all reason that Lord Midaski, whom is not fit to serve as Sigmar's spittoon, could hope of achieve true divinity.  It is well known that the Lords of Chaos often tempt the powerful with the delusion of divinity.  Those who follow this path, have a minuscule chance to obtain the status of a minor Daemon serving the great Daemon Lords in some demeaning capacity.  But the vast majority of these fools will end up as mindless spawn or worse as a kitten in the presence of PhillyT.

Either Lord Midaski is in league with the Lords of Chaos to bargain his soul and the Imperial Treasury in exchange for an eternity as PhillyT's bitch, or he has the extreme arrogance to believe himself to the equal of Sigmar.  In either case the only recourse is the purifying element of flame. (Provided by the finest quality Nordland timber at our everyday low prices.)

I hereby call upon Lord Midaski, Chancellor of the Exchequer, to come forth into these hallowed halls of the Inquisition to defend himself.  Anyone else would be summarily burnt, but in deference to Lord Midaski's position, we shall allow him the chance to make his pathetic excuses before the burning.  It should be good for a laugh.

In addition, we will also be burning FVC for knowing too much about matters better left alone.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 06, 2008, 08:39:34 AM
Yeah! Well spoken! I want a laugh before I start with lengthy process of tearing down a building a new church! :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 06, 2008, 08:53:56 AM
[dramatic woman's movie voice]NO! NO! NOOOOOOO![/voice]
Yes! I love fun after a good holiday. It puts of the drag of work.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 06, 2008, 01:50:32 PM
Every army can create some form of "uh oh" unit.  Even Skaven, although the rats are the weakest there

There is no such thing as Skaven! They are simply mis-identified beastmen by soldiers who have succumb top the stress of battle, and are simply in need of a good rest. Those that continue to make claims about rat people will be presumed to be tainted by Ch.. Ch.. by those fould evil beasts, and shall be burned in the purifying flames.

Also, regarding the burning of Lord Midaski. Some claims from Nuln are state that using large bellows when burning increases the temperature of the flames. They also suggest various "gasses" can be added to a burning to make fancy coloured flames!

I know those from Nuln walk a fine line with their "engineering" believes, but i feel strongly that they may be acceptable in this regard, as Sigmar would surely want us to burn heretics in the empire in as dramatic fashion as possible?

With sword in hand; with my brothers I'll stand
To guard the Altdorf walls.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 06, 2008, 02:11:27 PM
Highpriest... Go back to Inquisition school...

Only the uneducated and foolish peasants in our glorious empire believes that there are no ratmen..

Of course there are ratmen.. called Skaven!... And its our job to kill them if they interfere with our work...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 06, 2008, 05:07:48 PM
Yeah. Where have you been anyway?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 06, 2008, 05:38:52 PM
Of course there are ratmen.. called Skaven!... And its our job to kill them if they interfere with our work...

So if they don't interfere then you will leave them alone?  And where exactly will they live ah?  Not in my basement!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 06, 2008, 06:34:15 PM
You stupid beast! They will come to your basement first! Why do you think we let you live in the basement in the first place?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 06, 2008, 07:16:51 PM
Well...

I am going to need some bigger cats... please.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 06, 2008, 07:54:56 PM
Grrr... there are no such thing as Skaven. As proud members of the inquistion you should uphld that "view". If the people of the empire found out about a secret race of rat-people in the grounds below their feet ther would be chaos.. and no cats left for Philly
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 06, 2008, 10:10:51 PM
Lord Miidaski is ignoring the summmons.  Further proof of his guilt. 

Using bellows to increase the heat of the clensing fire has long been known.  Lord Ironmonger of the Salzenmund Ironmongers Guild ran a demonstration project some time ago.  It burned the heretics too quickly, reducing their suffering, and more importantly it burnt the marshmallows to toast.  A nice bed of coals and slow roasting produces the best results.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 07, 2008, 08:04:48 AM
Another issue, but how does Lord Midaski's ward save affect the burning? Maybe we should get a magi from the colleges to bring us some dispell scrolls for the Barbeq.. burning
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on May 07, 2008, 08:49:38 AM
Lord Miidaski is ignoring the summmons.  Further proof of his guilt. 


Listen you scrawny excuse for a mage/general - you don't summon me. :icon_evil:

One gentle push from my finger and you and the whole tabernacle are gone for ever .............

The Chief Justices would throw your petition out anyway as you have summoned someone who I doubt even exists - what sort of scribes have you got working for you if you cannot even prepare the paperwork properly. :icon_rolleyes:

Actually I suppose "Lawyers R' US" is struggling at the moment:
 - the property market has crashed in Nordland - all that sub-prime timber they use,
 - Madame R's is probably struggling as most Marienburgers are wetting their knickers and too scared to raise a glass let alone anything else  :icon_wink:
 - you must fear for your well-being since Larry, Moe etc were turned into a stew.
 - you keep getting your ass handed to you by Suzy Dendo - you had better make sure you decline any challenge from Wiss' Wife, that would just be too embarrassing.
 - following the last Mid-Atlantic Bash jibes, it must also be particualrly galling that the Western European Two-Day Bash is now looking at an attendance of some 15 members.
 - and finally I hear Two-Ton Sally has consulted Perambulator about suing you for defamation to the tune of $2million as she insists she is and only ever has been 1.76 tons.

As to your pathetic accusations - I see no evidence that will stand up to any scrutiny.
Indeed it could be more easily interpreted either as a desire to see Sigmar himself rise again, or for a new hero of the Empire to appear and finally crush all our enemies and then ride off into the sunset and achieve his true recognition - a true Son of Sigmar.

Your asumption I was talking personally is twisting speculation to the limit and indeed I am somewhat disheartened that the Inquisition has not considered an internal investigation over this sort of sedition. McKnight seems to be the only one aware of the dangers, but you chose to ignore his warning of incurring my wrath. It's a pity certain other Inquisitors are so easily swayed by your insane rantings.
I doubted its competence from the beginning and always felt that it was open to infiltration and corruption by evil forces.


When the glorious forces of Kislev deign to visit Nordland this summer, we will be bringing our own superior timber with us, and you Nordlanders should remember you are just junior hangers-on in the League of Free Traders, and speak when you are spoken to, and jump when my Boyars give you orders ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 07, 2008, 10:24:42 AM
lol


Unfortunately, you have overlooked some things:
a) we are the sigmarite empire army
b) nobody cares about rufas disappearing  :engel:
c) we have considered internal investigation, but due to recent events we have lost faith in the IA-team.
d) there never was an IA-team
e) Won't it be too hot for you this summer?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 07, 2008, 10:43:17 AM
Heretics:
Nice looking army (even if it is comprised of Averlanders  :icon_razz: ).

I really like the War Alter.
Nice!  I like the look of the vehicle being used.  It seems very fitting to call this a war alter.  I can imagine the priest using this on holy days while the army is on the move or before an impending battle giving a last service as the morning light dawns behind the priests shoulders. :icon_cool:
Your war alter creation inspired my writing, and when I get around to doing one for my army, your's will be inspirational in how I create mine.  Feel free to use the writing in your fluff. :icon_wink:
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Nice character, though!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 07, 2008, 12:48:18 PM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: GamesPoet ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: SYN Ace    ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 07, 2008, 02:49:50 PM
2 in one huh..

better make sure they cook all the way through. Badly cooked human gives me the shits.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 07, 2008, 03:14:52 PM
 :unsure: Umm you're not supposed to eat them after you burn them... cannibalism... umm... isn't that a Mark of Chaos...?!? :Ohmy:  Ben Seib is tainted!!!! The Inquisition is Marked by Chaos!!!  :ph34r: Help! Help!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 07, 2008, 03:36:43 PM

NO... I just taste them to make sure all the impurities have been burnt out. The taint of chaos still exists in the uncooked flesh see which gives me bad stomach cramps- it's how I know it's tainted.





*nice recover right?... no need to burn me*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 07, 2008, 03:41:03 PM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Ben Seib ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Just to be on the safe side ya know.. burn first and ask questions later
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 07, 2008, 03:42:43 PM
Just to be on the safe side ya know.. burn first and ask questions later

 :happy:

Good man  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 07, 2008, 03:59:31 PM
Burnings going on ?

Where do I light the pyre ?

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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 07, 2008, 04:25:18 PM

 - following the last Mid-Atlantic Bash jibes, it must also be particualrly galling that the Western European Two-Day Bash is now looking at an attendance of some 15 members.



And # 10 topic on the site now!
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats


Oh and Rufas... I told you so..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 07, 2008, 05:15:06 PM
I think you guys are due for an update to the original post. You've had quite a few burnings recently.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 07, 2008, 08:33:23 PM
One gentle push from my finger and you and the whole tabernacle are gone for ever .............

And thats for real!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 07, 2008, 08:35:30 PM
Rufas... Drop the case...

Either that or I'm forced* to ask you to leave the 'Nacle

*Forced by Midaski



*Crawls back behind Midaski*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 07, 2008, 09:07:22 PM
Listen up, members of the Tabernacle.

Grand theogonist Volkmar have confirmed that while Midaski is no saint and have denied this state, he is nevertheless a most venerable leader in war against Chaos, a man of might, worthy of Sigmar. Since even the sun have spots, so must even Midaski have, since he is no saint, but that does not make him less venerable.
Hence, the name of our church is slightly changed, to The Church of the venerable Midaski.

Volkmar also expresses grave concerns about the Tabernacles attempt, and most of all by Rufas, too use the tabernacle for political aims, trying to level false accusation against Midaski, the great friend and ally of Karl Franz and our beloved Empire.

As Minister Arbites, it is my duty to place you under arrest, Rufas. And yes... Volkmar prescribed that you are tried and found guilty according to standard court procedure. You may skip your plea for innocense since you are obviously guilty. And even if you where innocent, it does not prove anything, anyway.
Then you are to be paraded through the streets, your crimes read aloud by heralds for the people to hear, and you are finally to be put to death using a method he heard about and found it might be worth a try, he called it trial by marshmallows...

Rufas, as I am a priest of Sigmar, and know that you is a man that will realize your sins and regret them, I feel I must show mercy and give you a more lenient sentence. So I shall skip the court, and the city walk. So in the spirit of mercy and mildness, and for the greater good, we shall burn you right here. Sigmar have mercy on your soul!

Bring forth the torch, Soth!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Rufas  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 07, 2008, 09:34:23 PM
Listen you scrawny excuse for a mage/general - you don't summon me. :icon_evil:
But I notice that you came anyway.

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One gentle push from my finger and you and the whole tabernacle are gone for ever .............
The Inquisition is immortal.   If you burn it it will be rebuilt bigger and better than ever.  

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The Chief Justices would throw your petition out anyway as you have summoned someone who I doubt even exists - what sort of scribes have you got working for you if you cannot even prepare the paperwork properly. :icon_rolleyes:
Your non-existence would be a source of great joy to the oppressed taxpayers of the Empire.  Certainly you can do better than this.

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Actually I suppose "Lawyers R' US" is struggling at the moment:
Mommy!  Midaski is denigrating my profession again!  Oooh!  I can do better than that:
Q. Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste sites and New York have all the lawyers?
A. New Jersey had first choice.

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- the property market has crashed in Nordland - all that sub-prime timber they use,
Timber prices are doing quite well now that we have established that Guillotine can't toast a proper marshmallow.

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- Madame R's is probably struggling as most Marienburgers are wetting their knickers and too scared to raise a glass let alone anything else  :icon_wink:
Your just jealous because you've been banned.  We've got 25000 kegs of Bugman's XXX in the cellar.

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- you must fear for your well-being since Larry, Moe etc were turned into a stew.
Moe, Larry Curly and Shemp are alive and well.  You really should attend to Otto & Max.  I would not tolerate servants who lie so easily.  My Customer Service Ogres have traveled east to attend to some family business.  My last letter from Moe indicates that they intend to relocate their kin to Nordland to serve in Theodoric's Army (for a price).  They will be coming through Kislev and would be happy to pay respect to your ashes.
 
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- you keep getting your ass handed to you by Suzy Dendo - you had better make sure you decline any challenge from Wiss' Wife, that would just be too embarrassing.
We stand at one massacre, two losses and a draw.  We will see what happens latter this month.  At least I don't wet my pants at the mention of Thorek.

Leave the lovely Mrs. Wissenlander out of this.  She will not be doing your laundry for the Mid-Europe bash.  Unless you provide first class tickets for two.


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- following the last Mid-Atlantic Bash jibes, it must also be particularly galling that the Western European Two-Day Bash is now looking at an attendance of some 15 members.
A valid point. But one beyond my control.

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- and finally I hear Two-Ton Sally has consulted Perambulator about suing you for defamation to the tune of $2 million as she insists she is and only ever has been 1.76 tons.
Sally knows this is just a term of endearment,  In reality she is only somewhat over 500 pounds excepting that incident with Cathayan food during the Nemesis Campaign.  However, your accusation that she is 1.76 tons is clearly actionable.

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As to your pathetic accusations - I see no evidence that will stand up to any scrutiny.
Indeed it could be more easily interpreted either as a desire to see Sigmar himself rise again, or for a new hero of the Empire to appear and finally crush all our enemies and then ride off into the sunset and achieve his true recognition - a true Son of Sigmar.
In the context of the thread it is clear that you were not talking about Sigmar's return.  Indeed, any that know you for the egotistical, greedy, deluded, power hungry, megalomaniac you are can only interpret this phrase to express your secret desire to achieve divinity or more likely deamonhood.  

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Your assumption I was talking personally is twisting speculation to the limit and indeed I am somewhat disheartened that the Inquisition has not considered an internal investigation over this sort of sedition. McKnight seems to be the only one aware of the dangers, but you chose to ignore his warning of incurring my wrath. It's a pity certain other Inquisitors are so easily swayed by your insane rantings. I doubted its competence from the beginning and always felt that it was open to infiltration and corruption by evil forces.
Your longstanding feud with the Inquisition is merely a ploy to cover your tracks as you go about worshiping your chaos inspired deeds. You have clearly cowed McKnight, or as you refer to him as McNurgle. However, once you are safely burned we shall have him flogged and cut off his beer ration in order for him to do penance.

As it follows Sigmar is the only man ever to rise to divinity but is it possible that it can happen again ..........
I'm hoping it will .....................
Evidence that led to the summons.

For you, it's not enough that Mathi adores you as a saint? :happy:
...... but someone has to start the process off ..........
Further evidence of his divine/daemonic aspirations.

I did have some nightmarish visualisations. 
Often the first sign of possession by Chaos.

because I have two thumbs, 8 fingers and 4 very flexible toes ..............
Mutations hidden by his blue suede shoes.

Listen Beast Boy if he got hit by one of my guys with a magic sword he'd have some puss oozing from a wound .....
Possession of a magic sword from Nurgle.

(Midaski is just hoping there will be new marauder.. armies)
Evidence of his direct threat to the Empire.

but my 12 year old nephew has joined a club at his school and I found him some Chaos Space Marines buried in a drawer.
Evidence of ties to Chaos from beyond the planet.

Am I the only one who thought "Space Invaders"
Obviously related to the rumors of a invasion of these "Space Marines" next summer".  Also Evidence of Midaski's unusually advanced age.

Oh and McKnurgle needs to just to remind himself what the 'beer arrangements' are .....................
Evidence of Midaski's coercion of the brave McKnight

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When the glorious forces of Kislev deign to visit Nordland this summer, we will be bringing our own superior timber with us, and you Nordlanders should remember you are just junior hangers-on in the League of Free Traders, and speak when you are spoken to, and jump when my Boyars give you orders ...............
We'll show you how good Nordland Timber is!

Lord Midaski, for you're foul crimes the Inquisition hereby sentences you to forfeit your Viagra ration, be flogged and burned upon the very finest Nordland timber.

Have a nice day!  :smile2:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Midaski  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

It's Bugman time!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 07, 2008, 09:38:34 PM
Sorry Rufas, but it was already too late... :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 07, 2008, 09:46:39 PM
Since even the sun have spots, so must even Midaski have, since he is no saint, but that does not make him less venerable. Hence, the name of our church is slightly changed, to The Church of the venerable Midaski.
Yet more evidence that the Inquisition has been penatrated by Midaski's minions.

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Volkmar also expresses grave concerns about the Tabernacles attempt, and most of all by Rufas, too use the tabernacle for political aims, trying to level false accusation against Midaski, the great friend and ally of Karl Franz and our beloved Empire.
It is a sad thing that the minions of Chaos move among the highest circles.

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As Minister Arbites, it is my duty to place you under arrest, Rufas. And yes... Volkmar prescribed that you are tried and found guilty according to standard court procedure. You may skip your plea for innocense since you are obviously guilty. And even if you where innocent, it does not prove anything, anyway. 

Then you are to be paraded through the streets, your crimes read aloud by heralds for the people to hear, and you are finally to be put to death using a method he heard about and found it might be worth a try, he called it trial by marshmallows...
I laugh at your Trial by Marshmallow
 
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Rufas, as I am a priest of Sigmar, and know that you is a man that will realize your sins and regret them, I feel I must show mercy and give you a more lenient sentence. So I shall skip the court, and the city walk. So in the spirit of mercy and mildness, and for the greater good, we shall burn you right here. Sigmar have mercy on your soul!

Bring forth the torch, Soth!


 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: :::cheers:::
 ::heretic:: Rufas  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: :::cheers:::
Sorry, You did not build the fire properly and left escapes routes.

Rufas... Drop the case...

Either that or I'm forced* to ask you to leave the 'Nacle

*Forced by Midaski

*Crawls back behind Midaski*
There there, Midaski's burned, now go back to your cell and flog yourself.




Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 07, 2008, 09:48:58 PM
Well, that Rufas is certainly persistant!  At least he isn't grovelling!

Cowards!  I'll be in the basement, hoping the flames don't burn through stone...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 07, 2008, 09:51:47 PM
Anyone heard the phrase, "History Repeats Itself" ?


Rufas, the Mcknurgle inccident wasn't that long ago... Surely you have no forgotten the unholy and gruesome fate that befalls all of Midaskis advisaries...


*sigh*

*pulls of chair to watch*

Fight!!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on May 07, 2008, 10:16:57 PM
OK, this is sweet!  I join Midaski's faction!  I still have burn marks from Rufus burning me!  Revenge shall be sweet!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on May 07, 2008, 10:18:02 PM
Anyone heard the phrase, "History Repeats Itself" ?


Rufas, the Mcknurgle inccident wasn't that long ago... Surely you have no forgotten the unholy and gruesome fate that befalls all of Midaskis advisaries...

*sigh*

*pulls of chair to watch*

Fight!!!!!


I must admit to being tempted Wyzer (there's a free one to misquote  :icon_wink:)

"Roughass the Burned" did come to mind, but I resisted .................. so far.

I must admit I am at a disadvantage as the affairs of the Lord Chancellor are keeping me a lot busier than someone who has the ridiculous amount of time at their disposal - the Nordland border trafficking business is obviously quiet  :icon_wink: - to create such a monster post with so much trawling for supposed quotes taken out of context, but then what would you expect ........


memo to self - must ask Shadowwolf to create a 'shark' smiley grumpey .......

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on May 07, 2008, 10:22:56 PM

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
 ::heretic::  :::cheers:::Midaski  :::cheers::: ::heretic::
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


A quick prayer to Sigmar and all those beers bought on my tab are suddenly showered all over your sub-prime timber.

Now was that divine intervention, or what .............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 07, 2008, 10:28:36 PM
I must admit to being tempted Wyzer (there's a free one to misquote  :icon_wink:)
Ah, a nice quote indeed... but I kind of like mine so Ill stick with it for awhile (especially with the recent 'update'  :engel: )

An interesting backfire, to be sure...

Roughass the Burned is nice and all, but I thought naming him rufus the eccentric would have an even greater effect....  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on May 07, 2008, 10:38:28 PM
Ah well you see that would be a slur on my good friend rufus and all his valiant efforts, - to 'associate' his good self in any way with some cranky wizard.

I must admit that it occurs to me, as an outside observer, that many non-members of the Inquisition may be asking themselves why the Inquisition hierarchy - the Head Inquisitor(s) and officers - are not holding some sort of internal investigation into the behaviour of some of their members.

Indeed the 'Tabernacle' is becoming more like a true life political party everyday with dissent amongst the membership and the leadership being sidelined .................

I would have expected a 'three line whip' as they say in the British Parliament .............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 08, 2008, 01:52:56 AM

hmm I was needlessly burnt at the stake...



philly, crimson, siberius, notts. I offer my services to you and your masters.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 08, 2008, 11:52:09 AM
Nooooo this heresay is not acceptable!

I stand with Rufas, a proud member of the inquistion; a member who has proved his worth by burning many heretics; the member who has put forward a structured and logical arguement against Midaski!

And i tell younow, the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition shall never die. It does not exist as a body. but as a place within the hearts of each true inquisitor. While there is heretics, there will be an inquistion, no matter how much you try to disband it!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on May 08, 2008, 11:59:06 AM
Posting in blue text is clearly heretical, as well as being incredibly annoying.

Quote from: Inquisitorial Rules
Things Deemed "Heretical":

    * Spelling "War Altar" As either Walter, or War Alter. Waltar is acceptable although you will be treated with suspicion
    * Dressing as any of the characters from any of the games (aka LARPing)
    * Threadomancy (Instant "Marshmellow on a stick" treatment as Rufas so elegantly put it)
    * Calling Midaski "Grandpa"
    * Posting in colours other than the proper black
    * Bearing a Mark of Nurgle, Khorne or Tzeentch


Roughass the Burned is nice and all, but I thought naming him rufus the eccentric would have an even greater effect....  :roll:

That would not be a good idea.  :icon_evil:


Quote from: HighPriest Rian
I stand with Rufas, a proud member of the inquistion; a member who has proved his worth by burning many heretics; the member who has put forward a structured and logical arguement against Midaski!

Midaski is unassailable. Don't waste your time.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 08, 2008, 01:15:02 PM
There is clearly a disturbing lack of faith here... as opposed to a to big reliance on logic! Now, Rufas, you was pretty cheeky there, but that escape proved you are truly a traitor. No honest follower of Sigmar, OR Ulric, would have feared facing the Gods judgement and absolution through death!
Your escape proves that you got something to hide and Highpriest Rian here has been fooled in his innosence to back you up. I am sorry Rufas, why did you have to condemn young Rian to this. The fault is all YOURS!
And Volkmar did order that all charges against Midaski be droped, and Rufas refused to take the consequences of his actions.

Rufas and Rian. I find you lack of faith disturbing...

And I got you right where I want you, two heretics on the same spot! :icon_razz:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Rufas ::heretic::
 ::heretic::     &    ::heretic::
 ::heretic::   Rian  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

May Morr give you a cold wet spot, for that is the best offer you will get now after last escape. Yes, I know you where innocent, Rian, but that proves nothing.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 08, 2008, 02:50:59 PM
owwwies  :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 08, 2008, 03:03:02 PM
Crying to douse the flames won't help you I'm afraid.

*Throws a bucket of water on the fire*

As Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments I put an end to this illegal execution. My department was not consulted and members of the Inquisition are involved, so normal procedure would be for me to light the pyre. Also, the logs have been placed in an unproffesional manner, which would have resulted in a high temperature, reducing the accused to cinders too soon. This method also produces black marshmallows.

Mathi, you should remember your job is to find out criminals and have the tabernacle condemn them. Executions are my department. However, your zeal is forgiven... for now.

Now, Rufas and Rian, what do you have to say for yourselves ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 08, 2008, 03:03:28 PM

A quick prayer to Sigmar and all those beers bought on my tab are suddenly showered all over your sub-prime timber.

Now was that divine intervention, or what .............

 :engel:
HAHAHHA! or something. That was funny.

Posting in blue text is clearly heretical, as well as being incredibly annoying.

My thoughts exactly. GMTA, eh?


So, let's summarize this:

rufas and rian have 3rd degree burns and midaski is drunk
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 08, 2008, 04:11:40 PM
*Sniffle* My burns are proof of my devotion to sigmar, and to the cause of routing out true heretics!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 08, 2008, 04:34:23 PM


Rian,

I'm afraid to say I think you became a littletoo trigger happy with your flint amd tinder box.

I personally feel my burning was highly unwarrented and you as the main reason for my turn from the light of sigmar.

May he have mercy upon your soul for diminishing his flock for I shall not.

Burn twice baby burn twice...

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: rian ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 08, 2008, 05:05:21 PM
*blows out Ben's flames*

Since when did heretics have access to the nordland timbers to start burning the inquisitors... This is quite unsettling.. Another internal investigation is called for
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 08, 2008, 05:08:57 PM
Seems we are having a lot of unnecessary burnings around here... And a lot of animosity in our organization

Thankfully with a little help from dear Rufas the dwarves have helped us invent us a new, improved flame cannon that is untested and I figured we could use it right now

Now just pull this little lever....

*puts on shades*  :icon_cool:


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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 08, 2008, 05:40:39 PM
Now, Rufas and Rian, what do you have to say for yourselves ?
I stand by my accusations with the proof already preseted!  Midaski is tainted by Chaos.


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Wyzer forgets the source of his fire wood.  But throwing on three kegs of Bugman's was a tactical error.

You will be getting a rather large invoice.  And now that timber stocks are so low, I am afraid there will be an upward adjustment in the price of future stock.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 08, 2008, 05:41:53 PM
And just why was Wyzer not burnt in the process... damnit...

 :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel:
 :engel: :engel: Wyzer1  :engel: :engel:
 :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel:

May the angels guide you to heaven... real soon.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 08, 2008, 05:48:45 PM
And just why was Wyzer not burnt in the process... damnit...

 :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel:
 :engel: :engel: Wyzer1  :engel: :engel:
 :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel:

May the angels guide you to heaven... real soon.
Well I was if you look at it  :biggriin:

But thanks for saving me, too bad noone else has a nice kind guy, that despite having been horribly disfigured and burnt to a crisp, drug along the ground while children threw rocks at you, then stoned and thrown off a cliff you still find it in your heart to save me

What a trooper  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 08, 2008, 05:50:55 PM
And you don't even wonder how I convinced the angels to do my bidding ?


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 08, 2008, 05:59:16 PM

hmm I was needlessly burnt at the stake...



philly, crimson, siberius, notts. I offer my services to you and your masters.

See....SEE  we were right all along.  Ben was accused of Heresy, burnt at the stake yet he still posts.

Clearly he is an undead abomination.

Well, that or someone didn't use Nordland's finest and got some cheap, weak elf wood.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 08, 2008, 05:59:34 PM
 :Ohmy: :Ohmy: :Ohmy: :Ohmy: :Ohmy:







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(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weapistl.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/wissglad.gif)  (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weapistl.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/wissglad.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weapistl.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/wissglad.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)

Way too damn hard with those large smileys.

You should be saved too, my son.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 08, 2008, 06:00:04 PM

hmm I was needlessly burnt at the stake...



philly, crimson, siberius, notts. I offer my services to you and your masters.

See....SEE  we were right all along.  Ben was accused of Heresy, burnt at the stake yet he still posts.

Clearly he is an undead abomination.

Well, that or someone didn't use Nordland's finest and got some cheap, weak elf wood.
So we should burn rufas for supplying us with inferior wood?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 08, 2008, 06:17:51 PM
My wood was of the highest quality.  I was saved because in his haste, Wyzer threw some kegs on the fire.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on May 08, 2008, 06:38:29 PM
Its good to see I wasnt part of this mass burning.

 :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
 :happy: offroadfury88 :happy:
 :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 08, 2008, 06:41:15 PM
Im truly sorry offroad, I hope you will accept my apology and forgive me, I went back and editted you in  :biggriin:

It won't happen again  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 08, 2008, 06:42:09 PM
My wood was of the highest quality.

Borrowed somebody's rod of Viagra, did we ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 08, 2008, 06:46:46 PM
My wood was of the highest quality.

Borrowed somebody's rod of Viagra, did we ?
Midaski's  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 08, 2008, 07:28:19 PM
Kicking in an open door! (stating the obvious)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 08, 2008, 08:53:44 PM
Ben, you are always welcome!  But take the third cell on the left, danny's desiccated remains are stinking up cell 2 and nobody has sent those precious little first years down to clean him up yet...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 08, 2008, 09:07:48 PM
Sigmar praise you, wisdom, Wyzer! Your action are fully justified and you are truly worthy as a leader.

Now, as Sigmar is my guide, and due to my previous expirience of prober burnings, I stand here before you, due to my strong faith and belief in the wisdom of Sigmar.

 :engel: :engel: :engel:
 :engel: Mathi  :engel:
 :engel: :engel: :engel:

But why did it take you so long to bestow your blessing upon me, Great lord Sigmar? I it got dispelled twice before it worked...
Ah well, I guess it is a sign that I must do some more repenting and atonement. It hurts like hell, these third degree burns, but I got to get the flail.
As a further atonement for my overreactive actions, I ordain myself twenty lashes with the flail! Now, those a bit sensitive among you should probably not watch this. A flail hitting burned skin can be pretty ugly...
Therefore this action will have an age limit of 15.

Oh, boy, this will hurt... And Philly come running begging to get some lashes aswell... Damn that Beastman... Oh well, mighty Sigmar, we all got our heavy hammers to bear... or heavy beasts of burden
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 09, 2008, 01:34:04 AM
Ben, you are always welcome!  But take the third cell on the left, danny's desiccated remains are stinking up cell 2 and nobody has sent those precious little first years down to clean him up yet...

Phil

Sweet. I always wanted my own 4x4 cell with bars across the window and cold stone interior. Makes me.. *sniffles*... sorry...


May need to start collecting an evil army. Ogres/Skaven/Mortals.... decisions decisions.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 09, 2008, 07:44:46 AM
 :Ohmy: What the heck?!? I'm gone for a day and get caught in the cross-fire of an internal spat! Bah!  *brushes of soot* you missed...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 09, 2008, 08:37:34 AM
Now that they have also corrupted a servant of the inquisition, I think it's time we finish them once and for all.

::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: minotaur dudes ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 09, 2008, 09:05:36 AM
 Great!
Can I have some roasted goat ribs?
I think we have turned out to be:
Orcy and Really Annoying Land of Frenzied and Unnecessary Community Killings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 09, 2008, 09:09:31 AM
 :Ohmy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 09, 2008, 09:11:33 AM
:Ohmy:
Dendoism? :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 09, 2008, 10:02:44 AM
*PhillyT consumes his own well cooked forearm*

Phew!  Rough bonfire.  Luckily I have my Crown of everlasting conquest and my Gaze of the Gods!  Good thing that fire counts as holy damage and lacks the "flaming" special rule!

I'll be down stairs...


Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 09, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
Damn... there has gone inflation in our burnings.... :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 09, 2008, 10:10:19 AM
Agh! Why am I the only one who is smart enough to constantly wear a white cloak?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 09, 2008, 10:13:59 AM
That is because we wear red, the official colour of the inquisition.
(http://vuodatus-static.web-effect.net/g/9037/172467.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 09, 2008, 10:16:10 AM
Turn it inside out.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 09, 2008, 01:25:45 PM
Turn it inside out.
That's the Inquisitor's life.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 09, 2008, 02:18:05 PM
front ways. back ways, inside out, insideout backwards...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 09, 2008, 03:53:14 PM
*sigh*

rufus is a spoiled sport  :-(


Now where in the terms of agreement did the mods say 'No Mass Burnings'?


hmm?  :roll:


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 09, 2008, 03:58:10 PM
Now where in the terms of agreement did the mods say 'No Mass Burnings'?
It's because of the freaking gas prices, heating the Inquisitorial building is very expensieve. :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on May 09, 2008, 03:59:23 PM

rufus is a spoiled sport  :-(


Now where in the terms of agreement did the mods say 'No Mass Burnings'?


I don't care who else you burn, but leave me out of it!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on May 09, 2008, 06:40:53 PM

rufus is a spoiled sport  :-(


Now where in the terms of agreement did the mods say 'No Mass Burnings'?


I don't care who else you burn, but leave me out of it!


*sigh* ok...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 10, 2008, 12:39:27 PM
Then maybe you'd want to change your name to not say 'sparkfire'
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 10, 2008, 02:22:16 PM
Now that they have also corrupted a servant of the inquisition, I think it's time we finish them once and for all.

::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: minotaur dudes ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Am I a Minotaur Dude? Do we need to get leather jackets made? And wear helmets with horns on?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 10, 2008, 11:45:14 PM
And go to the YMCA. Sure, why not?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 10, 2008, 11:58:40 PM
Minotaur are not going anywhere with the word "Catholic" in its name.

Facist.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 11, 2008, 12:04:54 AM
Minotaur are not going anywhere with the word "Catholic" in its name.

Fascist.

Phil
The C stands for 'Christian'. [insult here]
You know, the Young man's Christian association.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on May 11, 2008, 12:32:17 AM
Minotaur are not going anywhere with the word "Catholic" in its name.

Facist.

Phil

Hey now, I think that the Roman Catholic church could use some minotaurs, it would really help us in our war against the Irish Catholics and their damn potatoes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 11, 2008, 01:01:51 AM
Obi:  Well that post was a carnival of errors.  I hate it when people from non-english countries have better English than me...


Amulus:  Would the church except minotaurs beholding to a sex cult?  Perhaps, given recent history...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on May 11, 2008, 01:54:03 AM
Obi:  Well that post was a carnival of errors.  I hate it when people from non-english countries have better English than me...


Amulus:  Would the church except minotaurs beholding to a sex cult?  Perhaps, given recent history...

Phil

oh yeah!!  Luckily being a Catholic all you have to do is pay lip service to your priest and you are in....all the minotaurs have to do is  gurgle something that sounds like sorry to the priest and BAM all sins forgiven!  We have become very forgiving...we need soldiers for our fight against the Irish.....right now we have been so low on numbers that we are forced to do MSU....

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 11, 2008, 02:16:59 PM
Amulus, that sounds strange...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 11, 2008, 04:18:16 PM
I'm a minotaur dude but I like potatoes.

I'm so confused.  :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on May 11, 2008, 06:40:38 PM
sounds strange?  in what way? 

It ok Siberius, none of us are perfect (refering to your potatoes love....weirdo)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 11, 2008, 06:45:41 PM
I'm a minotaur dude but I like potatoes.

I'm so confused.  :icon_cry:
That post made me confused? You like potatoes? What relevance is that of?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 11, 2008, 06:58:46 PM
Hey now, I think that the Roman Catholic church could use some minotaurs, it would really help us in our war against the Irish Catholics and their damn potatoes.

You see? I'd be fighting for both sides  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 11, 2008, 07:04:38 PM
Hey now, I think that the Roman Catholic church could use some minotaurs, it would really help us in our war against the Irish Catholics and their damn potatoes.

You see? I'd be fighting for both sides  :-P

I guess that makes you a COW... a Cat Of War... You should fit in just fine with the minotaurs.  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on May 11, 2008, 07:09:43 PM
SIberius COW I like that, but just to let you know, Roman Catholics have more money....its in the vatican!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 11, 2008, 09:47:42 PM
A Cat of War? My goodness... I'd be the two things that Philly craves most... there will not be a safe place to sit down on all the planet!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 11, 2008, 10:59:30 PM
My information says I can take I95, which starts in Maine, and go straight through to NC...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 11, 2008, 11:05:12 PM
Thankfully I work in carpentry right now.

*nail guns his butt to the floor*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 11, 2008, 11:15:58 PM
In only 14 hours...

And I have Monday off...

What are you doing for lunch tomorrow...   :evil:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 11, 2008, 11:20:15 PM
Wuh oh, I have Monday off too. Maybe I'll meet you half way and get it over with  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 11, 2008, 11:25:59 PM
Very well then.

12 noon.

Conneticut.

New Haven.

2250pts armies, roll off for terrain deployment, first unit deployment, and first turn as per the BRB.


...


What did you think I was talking about...   :engel:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 12, 2008, 08:05:08 AM
Make sure you post how Siberius got raped massacred!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 12, 2008, 12:27:12 PM
I can take pics if you'd like and post a detailed report...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 12, 2008, 12:32:03 PM

I don't think anyone wants a report on Philly's "prowess" over the littlemens. Hope you like goatie sandwiches...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on May 12, 2008, 12:41:36 PM
Thankfully I work in carpentry right now.

*nail guns his butt to the floor*

A bit premature, isn't it? I mean, now you have your backside fixed to the floorboards for at least 14 hours...

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 12, 2008, 01:08:10 PM
Hope you like goatie sandwiches...

LOL

F-cking christ thats so wrong!

Phil

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 12, 2008, 01:16:51 PM


No a Rusty Trombone is wrong.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 12, 2008, 05:48:00 PM
Wait, what happened to your posts ben? Two days ago you were at 999  :icon_confused:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 12, 2008, 06:05:44 PM
Where have you been Obi? He's only been posting in the Back Table - those don't count towards your post count.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 12, 2008, 06:08:00 PM
Yeah, but 5mins ago he was at 998  :icon_confused:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 12, 2008, 06:10:32 PM
They moved a few threads to the Back Table - that might have cut down his postings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 12, 2008, 08:15:19 PM
To get back on topic here...

I didn't think the butt nailing through properly. There are side effects I could never have dreamed of. Where's my claw hammer?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathias von Hochland on May 12, 2008, 08:22:21 PM
@Siberius.

I don't think you did think that plan through properly. Ever heard of Forstner Bits for a drill and situating your furry clovenhoofed self underneith where you are sat :icon_eek:.

*Mathias flees the inquisition before being burned for being a stranger*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on May 12, 2008, 08:24:31 PM
To get back on topic here...

Do you know what thread you're in?  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 12, 2008, 08:51:43 PM
I didn't think the butt nailing through properly. There are side effects I could never have dreamed of.

Okay, this may be one of the best quotables to date.  Anyone with an open sig bar?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 12, 2008, 09:13:41 PM
I didn't think the butt nailing through properly
Ya, Philly can sneak up on you sometimes...........  :wink:



We seem to have a lot of new people in the tabernacle... Are you guys here to be torched or join up?

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 12, 2008, 09:28:39 PM
Who me?  Join.... shit I live here!  If you came down from that tower more often I am sure you'd have smelled the dung. 

Basement, first cell on the left.  Siberius is in Cell 3, danny's rotten corpse is in cell 2.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 12, 2008, 09:49:27 PM
We're eating him bit by bit from each side  :-D

I thought we got burnt the other day as minotaurs, but I'm willing to overlook that if you need more members. And boy do I have more members  8-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 12, 2008, 10:21:41 PM
Wait, we represent chaos.  We can't gnaw at the edge of civilization if we ARE civilization Siberius.

He takes it back, but if managment wants to ban anyone else, we could use some more food.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 12, 2008, 10:54:52 PM
That's right, what he said.

Long live the Minotaurs! (unless you burn us in which case not so long)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 13, 2008, 01:21:46 PM
That's right, what he said.

Long live the Minotaurs! (unless you burn us in which case not so long)
You've asked for:
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Minotaurs   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 13, 2008, 03:45:59 PM
Danny's rotten corpse will be removed and your cells will be cleaned. We might have to make the basement into a holding area for innocent people heretics, so we don't want them to smell to much. Did I forget to mention you would have a hot branding iron pressed against your shoulders? We don't want you to run away, do we now?

Soth will have the honours. He seems to be good with a torch.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 14, 2008, 03:57:45 PM
Danny's rotten corpse will be removed and your cells will be cleaned. We might have to make the basement into a holding area for innocent people heretics, so we don't want them to smell to much. Did I forget to mention you would have a hot branding iron pressed against your shoulders? We don't want you to run away, do we now?
Oh, and don't forget to mention the enormous H on your forehead. :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 14, 2008, 10:40:17 PM
Can't you just throw the heretics in the under areas.  The Tunnels of the Banned.  Thats where we dragged danny out of.

Sigh... we have been fairly well behaved, other than the flensings... and the murders.... and the consumption...

Don't make us rise up or something.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 15, 2008, 02:30:19 PM
We have tasers. They work great against caddles.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 15, 2008, 03:03:07 PM
Bah... Tasers! Who needs one when you have your Official Sigmarite hammer for smithing heretics! If you want to know what I am talking about check out the pic tread and the Arch lector in the first pic.

But I agree that cleaning up just because we need to have heretics down there seems a waste of time. They are heretics anyway and if they smell a bit will not make them any worse. We burn them in the end anyway, so I see no sanitary issues, unless Philly have some objection. I mean, we must afterall follow Imperial regulations regarding to the holding of cattle, right?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 16, 2008, 05:40:09 PM
Why is this topic dying?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 16, 2008, 05:42:38 PM
Me thinks Wyzer has become bored with it.

And the Minotaur's keep running the show.

Me thinks it is time for Mathi to ascend...


Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle 2: The revenge of Mathi!

This time, its for reaaaaaal!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 16, 2008, 08:57:21 PM
Why is this topic dying?

Lack of burnable material?

Or is it the spring weather that has us all thinking of kitties and love.  :happy:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cats-in-love-walking.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 17, 2008, 07:35:00 AM
Ah, that's cute. Wait, I'm not allowed to have feelings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 17, 2008, 09:45:29 AM
Bad Obi, no feelings for you.

Bad.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 18, 2008, 12:06:14 PM
yes we are allowed to have feelings, just not show them... !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 19, 2008, 12:26:45 PM
yes we are allowed to have feelings, just not show them... !
Inquisitors yes, but not Jedis.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 12:29:30 PM
With the lack of content and meaningful addition, I hereby proclaim this thread dead and the exclusive property of the Minotaur, who will rule from the cells above the Pits of the Banned and request that all inquistors send us heretics as needed.

Thank you.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 19, 2008, 12:36:15 PM
You don't have the authority to do that Philly!

Remember.. we can make you homeless whenever we want to :engel:*


* By raising the heating oil prices
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 12:41:34 PM
To late, I have the Big Hat now.

Start sending heretics by the end of the day and you can be cardinal.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 19, 2008, 12:45:21 PM
THE POPE HAT IS MINE!!!

I have UNLIMITED power!!! ::heretic:: ::heretic::


... I will not let this heresy go by unpunished Philly.

I know where you live... and look.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 19, 2008, 12:48:04 PM
Don't worry, Arnie. We will poison him and play Dan Brown's Angels and Demons. Will be a cool game. And idea for an investigation:
Is Kurt Helborg a dwarf spy?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 12:54:56 PM
THE POPE HAT IS MINE!!!

I have UNLIMITED power!!! ::heretic:: ::heretic::

You have been corrupted by power!

To the cleansing corruption with you!

                                                :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
                                          :evil: :evil: :evil: McKnight :evil: :evil: :evil:
                                                :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 19, 2008, 02:26:50 PM
We see you down there... Basement Goat  ::heretic::

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-eyes-basement-dark.jpg)

And thine name is...

(http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1984;type=avatar)

See how the glowing eyes are similar?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 19, 2008, 02:36:56 PM
You chall not reign as long as I live! [draws sword]
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 02:41:59 PM
Though I recently lost my crown of everlasting conquest and my gaze of the gods, I am still more than capable of dealing with some sword weilding jedi.  I still have the Slaughterers blade!  *draws Slaughterers blade and drops his pants...*

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 19, 2008, 02:49:27 PM
*realises Philly was wearing pants*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 19, 2008, 02:53:18 PM
 :icon_eek:    :ph34r:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 03:07:15 PM
Well, it was more like a kilt... rendered stiff with "emissions"

 :evil:'

We need an evil icon with a bighat...

Done.

(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd138/ThePhillyT/evil.gif)

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 19, 2008, 03:37:08 PM
*A loud explosion is heard and screams rise from the corrupted and heretics that are caught in the blazing fury. Minotaurs twists in pain and flees back to their secret hideouts. Several becomes gunned down by the rapid fire of repeating handguns.

McKnight tries to flee but is caught in the blast of a holy handgrenade and is seared by the holy flames of Sigmars wrath.

Sorry McKnight, but this must be done in the name of precaution. We cannot risk an eventual heresy from you. Sigmar will look after you if you are innocent, but then, that proves nothing.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::McKnight ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

The evil beastpope Philly snarls and starts doing sassy moves with his fancy blade. The figure opposed to him sigh and unloads his Repeating handgun, loaded with blessed ammunition into Philly. With a sound bash from the mighty Hammer of Judgement, Phillys precious blade is sent flying down into the basement where it is draged away by some strange rodents. The second swing send Philly down after the blade, but instead landing on soft rodents, he hits a derelict inquisition pain rack and starts wailing in full pleasure. He fails to notice how some glowing eyes, many of them infact, observes him and are taken by suprise when a horde of vengeful cats, all carrying the sign of Sigmar on their forehead, lands allover him. Despite his horrendous injuries, Philly runs screaming, frantically trying to protect his fancy hat from the claws and jaws of the enraged felines, into the depth of the cellar, finally finding refuge in his special "dung room".
The cats leaves him to sulk in his misery.

The Warrior priests sighs and walks up to the brave jedi and drags him to his feets.

"Ah, see, there is nothing some honest grenades, a repeating handgun and a honest Sigmarite priest standard issue hammer cannot do, well, mine is blessed, but you get the idea. Now, go and get those wounds looked after, laddie!"

Mathi then shouts down to Philly.

"Now stay there beastie, or I shall come and hold an exercise in urban combat in your cellar with the most fanatical company of Sigmarite devotees I can find. And armed with Repeating hand guns just to make some nice old rattle! Or, by the way, I just send down some exterminators and have them cleanse the cellar with fire and petrol. Now, I am sure the authorities protecting the welfare of cattle would mind such drastic measures, but I can take that if I must.
However, I think they and those animal welfare folk are so bothersome so I would be happy not to have too unless you give me a reason.

So beastman, remain with your dung!

What is wrong with you all? I am gone for a weekend and find the place overrun with beasts and minotaurs and whatnot! I think I will have to do a collective repentive burning of all of you, but I must meditate on that first! However, I will recive confessions this evening, but you bloody well confess properly or Mr RHG may take offense!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 04:10:36 PM
Ah silly viking warpriest-reanctor, oh that such would so easy.  The slaughterers blade is but a prop compared to the power of the Big Hat.

And while you were gone, I took the liberty of coating the Chapter house with pornography, seeding it into the foundation and leaving it on the insides of the bathroom stalls.  Your little inquisition is no more, for it has been corrupted by the only thing you war priests have no conception of: Nudity and the beauty of the female form.

*The beast climbs back up the stairs, his shiny Big Hat still firmly affixed to his horns* 

You see, you cannot hope to win, for from my stable base I have carefully trained Siberius in the necromantic arts.  From the Pits of the Banned we dragged danny.  We consumed his body in bits then vomited him into a mold crafted by my feline friends from their own dung.  Wound with care by furry little hands, this mound of stink produced a form truly mighty in shape.  Siberius' power is complete, for he is mighty in magic and skilled in the cullinary arts.  He cooked dyslexic danny into the very essence of chaos, a form twisted and mighty.

*from the pits danny slowly shambles, a twisted mockery of a cat, oozing vomit, bile, cat shit, and sexual paraphanalia*

See how he dances with... err.... grace?  He is a sight to behold!  While his new form is incapable of typing at a keyboard we felt this was for the best.  So now, you see I do not need my Slaughterers blade, I have danny, the mighty Siberius, and the unstpable danny.  I control the Pits, the dungeons, and the very foundation of the chapter house.  I have seeded porn into the minds of your followers, and I have removed my kilt/loin cover.  I am now ready to spray my tainted seed across the inquisition like some hideous fire hydrant releasing its precious fluids to the delight of onlookers!  Rise Minotaurs!  Rise the burned and the damned.  The irrational and ineffective flaming of the inquisition is at an end!

*danny poops a little*

Phil

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on May 19, 2008, 04:12:09 PM
I'm having double vision already, it seems, from all the rubbish posted here :icon_eek:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 19, 2008, 04:22:52 PM
Oh my, Philly. That was an able speech, but why did you have to repeat it twice? Made you sort of look a bit... foolish. Ran out of words?

And as you ranted and looked so proudly on your horns and hat, you failed to see this one coming...

*The Big hammer of balls comes in an upward swing and gets a bullseye on Phillys genitals.

"Fore! Did you think we would be nice and fair Philly? Now get down there and keep your plotting or I will make you unable to molest any cat in the future. Now get down before you force me to get mean on you all!"



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 04:31:10 PM
Fixed!

Ah you forget Mathi, we slaanesh whorshipers have hardened our balls through the years, the accumulation of sadomasichistic scarring and KY jelly residue.  Add to that the protection of the Big Hat and your little hammer is useless when used on such fertile loins.  Besides, it is not I or the mighty Siberius you must fear, it is danny.  He is chaos unbound!  Totally nonsensical and capable of causing fury and irritation with his every nasty step!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 19, 2008, 05:58:58 PM
Tsk Tsk. What a shame. You burn McKnight on his 2nd Warhammer-Empire.com anniversary. Have you no consideration?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 19, 2008, 06:15:04 PM
 :icon_redface:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 19, 2008, 06:44:57 PM
Sigmar's slips!
Now we have a lawyer aid to burnt men?
 :Ohmy:

And you cannot burn a big shit while I'm a shit, goatman!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 19, 2008, 06:49:09 PM
No aid. Just making an observation.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 19, 2008, 07:03:17 PM
And you cannot burn a big shit while I'm a shit, goatman!

We don't burn people bearded elvis, now get in line and away from this old and busted burning thing you boys have been on for months.  The old are dead, in with the new!

Big Hats for all!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 19, 2008, 09:09:52 PM
No big hats for me, I prefer my kettle hat mind you. Better for giving your foe a bloody snout.
So you are playing hardballs, are you Philly?
*Mathi give Philly a well practiced headbutt on the sensible beasty snout

"You may have big hat, but I have a hardhat!" :biggriin:
(By the way, would not the Sigmar priests look awesome in kettlehats?)

But sure, I have wanted to do a proper purge of this place for a long time. And where are the big shits. And watch it Preambulator, I am the one in contact with Sigmar here and with the connections to the Church! I know who is guilty and who is not!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on May 19, 2008, 09:17:11 PM
The old are dead, in with the new!

I'd say the lunatics have taken over the asylum, but it's actually not that different.


Quote
Big Hats for all!

Secret chaos dwarf fan?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 20, 2008, 12:03:27 PM
No big hats for me, I prefer my kettle hat mind you. Better for giving your foe a bloody snout.
So you are playing hardballs, are you Philly?
*Mathi give Philly a well practiced headbutt on the sensible beasty snout

"You may have big hat, but I have a hardhat!" :biggriin:
(By the way, would not the Sigmar priests look awesome in kettlehats?)

What?!!?  Warpriests in helmets??!

I am undone!  Fine then!  I will receed into the depths once more.  I call a truce, I rule the Pits and the cells, you can have the well decorated upper floors.  You throw down a heretic now and then and I won't poop in the halls at night.  And danny needs to be let out to use the bathroom twice a day, and to fetch tennis balls at from 5 - 6pm everynight.  Maybe you can get an underling to do that.  That would be nice.

The Big Hat Beastman has lost this day, but mark my words, like the tide, chaos will return to be beaten back by the forces of the empire every thrid year, unless we are doing it in 40k, in which case it will be the Imperium with lasguns (stupid name, lasguns.  Its laser guns!).

rufus:  Big hatted swarves... who thought that was a good idea!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 20, 2008, 02:47:49 PM
I think, Philly, you're alone against us... And with or without beards, or hats, we're manlier and imperialer (hey, that's a good word! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqbiggrin.gif) ) than a goatman dressed in Stars & Stripes who believes that the coolest god is a drug-addicted, nymphomaniac hermaphrodite, not a guy whose priests are bald and have hammers. Uff. I talked.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 20, 2008, 03:07:37 PM
Oh, I will make sure you get a heretic every now and then, Philly. If I cannot find one I will just round up the usual suspects. There is alway more heretics around, even if you cannot find them.

And Wissmont, mind you. Had it not been for my innovative use of my good old kettlehat, that so many have seem to have forgotten, you might have been undone!

(On a different idea, a Priest with a kettlehat would be one awesome mini. I got to see what can be done...)

Anyway, we got to clean up this mess and find a heretic or two, one to amuse Philly and one for burning. Do we have any suspects?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 20, 2008, 03:07:54 PM
The halls of the inquisition have been tainted! I say we vacate this building and build a new one! Let's burn this thing to the ground first though, to get rid of some last heretics, beastmen and dyslectics. And of course, to roast some marshmallows!

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqevilgrin.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 20, 2008, 03:14:38 PM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: The Inquisition's Building         ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: With Philly and some others in  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 20, 2008, 03:28:19 PM
I don't like this... We have too many rogue (im not saying rouge again Midaski) inquisitors... The high command did not authorize the burning of our own damn chapter house... Do you have any idea of how expensive it is to build a new one?

Jeez...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 20, 2008, 03:50:03 PM
I  guess it's done in 14 minutes on travian.

I'll pay the building, if I can sell Philly's pelt... Goatman skin is very expensieve these days.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on May 20, 2008, 03:51:42 PM
I  guess it's done in 14 minutes on travian.

I'll pay the building, if I can sell Philly's pelt... Goatman skin is very expensieve these days.

(kills alexander) the inqusition stays dead  :icon_evil:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 20, 2008, 04:18:41 PM
...

Alright, who burned down the chapel?  :?

Well, we don't have all this slave funding defficient labor for nothing, lets get to work building the next one as an effigy of myself

To help better the Inquisition along of course  :engel:

And armed guards ... besides the stray beastmen there seem to be far too many heretics in here...

And I still can't believe someone would want to burn the chappel down

Man when Rufas finds out they torched his supply of Bugmans! (just kidding, he has those in a solid Gromril vault)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 20, 2008, 04:25:06 PM
I heard that Halberdiers are quite cheap and looking for work these days... Maybe we can hire them as guards?  :icon_rolleyes:

I wouldnt mind having a statue of you wyzer... as long as i get my own... In the shape of Salacious B Crumb  :eusa_clap:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 20, 2008, 04:29:04 PM


(kills alexander) the inqusition stays dead  :icon_evil:
Because I drunk two barrels of Bugman's (don't worry Rufas, I bought free new ones), I got regeneration, and I didn't lose any wounds.
(http://www.my-malta.com/gallery/InquisitorsPalace.jpg)
 This is the building's humble starts.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 20, 2008, 10:24:56 PM
Stop your pathetic attempts, Helborg! You will not become anything but a petty puppet under the true devious masters such as Philly.
Merely saying you kill someone and that the Inquisition stays dead will not do.

Now, since you lacked any finesse and skill, you yourself takes all the wounds you tried to inflict and falls down into the burning cellar.

Philly! There is a heretic coming to you know! Catch Helborg while he is hot!

Sorry Helborg, but there is not way avoiding Philly. May Sigmar have mercy on you if he fancy so, for I bet Ulric would not give a snort about you...

Anyway, yes, we need to build a new chapterhouse.

In the meantime, we can use the Church of venerable Midaski as base, together with Hostpital and pub of St. Rufus. I shall send a note ot Rufias for some new shipment of Bugmans so we can gain more strength to do our work.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 21, 2008, 10:36:50 AM
Oh my, I've been at work a couple of days and look at all the things I've got up to on here...

I'm so confused. It seems we have taken over the inquisition and are denouncing all of the Sigmarites and burning them. Well, they had it coming. I'll have to wait till I get home later though to fully understand the magnitude of all of this.

And you want to know something creepy... I do wear a big hat for work...  :-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 21, 2008, 12:40:18 PM
I think the bearded elvis is having an effect on the Inquisition.

Nobody ever expects the Bearded Elvis Inquisition!

And nor should they.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 21, 2008, 12:45:39 PM
Damn bearded elvises...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 21, 2008, 02:27:25 PM
Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....

I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 21, 2008, 03:29:13 PM
Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....

I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)



Because Soth is by no means cheap....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on May 21, 2008, 03:45:48 PM
Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....

I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)



Because Soth is by no means cheap....

no, he's free
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 21, 2008, 04:11:26 PM
I think the bearded elvis is having an effect on the Inquisition.

Nobody ever expects the Bearded Elvis Inquisition!

And nor should they.
Touché.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 21, 2008, 05:03:44 PM
Siberius, I am afraid you have missed something vital. You where set on overrunning everything, chaos triumphing. But then a lone warrior priest came back, and with a final headbutt using the brim of his kettlehat (see, we priest know about hats too) he banished the foul creature Philly back into the dungeons where he plots and schemes for the next Chaos attack.

In the end, since I am a priest, all I have to say is that "Once a man like me defeated a monster like you!" and look you in the eyes, and you will turn and marsch away. :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on May 21, 2008, 05:37:02 PM
::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)

(This whole post is an ad from the Imperial Smileys thread)

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 21, 2008, 05:47:09 PM
Siberius, I am afraid you have missed something vital. You where set on overrunning everything, chaos triumphing. But then a lone warrior priest came back, and with a final headbutt using the brim of his kettlehat (see, we priest know about hats too) he banished the foul creature Philly back into the dungeons where he plots and schemes for the next Chaos attack.

In the end, since I am a priest, all I have to say is that "Once a man like me defeated a monster like you!" and look you in the eyes, and you will turn and marsch away. :icon_razz:

Man thats like some of the weakest fluff i have ever read in GW's history...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 21, 2008, 06:46:32 PM
I think that's because Mathi took excerpts from various GW sources and compiled them into his own prose.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 21, 2008, 08:06:38 PM
I can't keep up. I may just sit in my dungeon and nibble on little Timmy till I have more energy.

I guess if Philly is in here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 21, 2008, 08:26:01 PM
Maybe that grenade in Mathi's MOUT training wasn't a practice one...


 :icon_eek:

Nice to have you back Siberius.

And look, wissenlander is here to!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 21, 2008, 09:40:24 PM
Practice? Well, you know, sometimes you want to raise the stakes a bit... I mean, I am completley sane and not hurt in any way. I mean, I am a warrior priest with a helm, holy grenades and I have the power bestowed on me by Volkmar the grim to stare down the monsters and send them packing with a cheesy oneliner!
Bow before the power of Sigmars priesthood!

Sure, Siberius, you better stay down there and keep an eye on Timmy. And Philly need an arm for sure, he lost so much blood due to my īardhat!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 21, 2008, 09:47:38 PM
I fashioned a new one...

Out of rage.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 21, 2008, 09:53:07 PM
It looks nice.  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 21, 2008, 11:05:14 PM
No my son, it looks angry.   :evil:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 21, 2008, 11:20:18 PM
What you gonna use it for?

Should we gather the kittens?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 22, 2008, 06:56:46 AM
Siberius, if you gather your kittens and Philly his anger, I will just tell you that I do not get angry...
I get mean... :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 22, 2008, 07:57:38 AM
Mathi, IO'll follow you to your goal
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 22, 2008, 02:48:56 PM
Philly and sibby:
::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on May 22, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
I can't keep up.................. I guess if Philly is here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.

Shouldn't this be in the Mountain Dew kills sperm thread ................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 22, 2008, 08:38:16 PM
Perhaps we can burn cats during the intermission between Heretics?  Might give the little inquisitors some experience before they graduate to the big leagues.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 22, 2008, 09:16:46 PM
Well cats are known to be the Witches' favorite pet...


Good call jlutin! Burn the cats!

*runs after af wild cat on the street*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 23, 2008, 02:30:04 AM
I can't keep up.................. I guess if Philly is here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.

Shouldn't this be in the Mountain Dew kills sperm thread ................

 :engel:

And weirdly I had a Mountain Dew the other day...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 23, 2008, 04:02:17 PM
I can't keep up.................. I guess if Philly is here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.

Shouldn't this be in the Mountain Dew kills sperm thread ................

 :engel:

And weirdly I had a Mountain Dew the other day...
Im drinking one right now  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 23, 2008, 10:38:13 PM
How many of you actually primarily drink water? :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: steveb on May 23, 2008, 11:52:17 PM
left on their own, statistically all sperm die anyway sithout having fulfilled or achieving their goal. Noble warriors all, most never having a chance to see the light of day.  Are they honorary troops of Wissenland? the uniforms match.  steveb
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 24, 2008, 12:50:10 AM
How many of you actually primarily drink water? :-P

I drink mostly water, and coffee.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on May 24, 2008, 03:02:45 AM
How many of you actually primarily drink water? :-P

I used to be 245lbs, but I lost like 60 pounds, so now almost all I drink is water, as pop and inactivity is what made me big, I used to drink like 2 litres a day. 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 24, 2008, 10:10:47 AM
Wauw thats interesting Amulus...
I drink about a can of soda everyday and the rest is water or juice... Im trying to cut down but im so addicted :eusa_wall:

luckily we are out of soda now  :-P


Hah good one Steve :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 24, 2008, 12:21:48 PM
left on their own, statistically all sperm die anyway sithout having fulfilled or achieving their goal. Noble warriors all, most never having a chance to see the light of day.  Are they honorary troops of Wissenland? the uniforms match.  steveb

Hmm, I suddenly have an idea about what to put on that swordsman banner I am doing for Wissenlander...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 24, 2008, 12:26:50 PM
What, are you painting models for Wissenlander?  Or are you making a Wissenland army?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 24, 2008, 12:39:30 PM
you really should visit the brush and palette, Philly.

Everybody's painting for wiss...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 24, 2008, 01:48:25 PM
Siberius, don't make me find New Bern and come down there. :-P  Speaking of New Bern, it was mentioned in a book I was just reading about the Civil War.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 24, 2008, 03:06:51 PM
Hehe, fear not Wissy... though it would be amusing  :wink:

Yeh, something definately happened here... I've seen little information signs and what-not around the place. Haven't fully got my head around the civil war yet though so it didn't mean a lot to me. To be honest, after learning about all the wars we had in England, it's like too much to handle!

And yes Philly, you really do miss a whole lot of fun in the B&P... I am corrupting it slowly from within.  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 24, 2008, 11:32:25 PM
The B&P scares me.

Full of strangers....   :icon_eek:

I honestly don't know what to say about farming out out painting duties... 

Don't people have enough of their own models?  I have to applaud Wissenlander for this organizational and psychological feat of genius.

 :eusa_clap:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 25, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
The B&P scares me.

Full of strangers....   :icon_eek:

I honestly don't know what to say about farming out out painting duties... 

Don't people have enough of their own models?  I have to applaud Wissenlander for this organizational and psychological feat of genius.

 :eusa_clap:

Phil

Ahem... :engel:

There's 27 of us who are painting a mini for a random other member of the forum.... who in turn paints a mini, etc.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 25, 2008, 12:09:10 PM
I attempted to explore the B&P last night.  As I said, full of strangers, but more so, I think I Dial up attempted a revolution inside my computer and went on strike :(

Still, the paint a model for a friend idea is very interesting.  Didn't we talk about that a while back?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 25, 2008, 12:25:18 PM
Possibly we talked about it, but in the mean time it has become reality...

And I'm loving it...  :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 25, 2008, 12:41:46 PM
I'm kinda wishing I had got involved in that now... maybe next time eh?

I'll have to make do with the pass on 25 swordsman swap I have going on  :-P :wink: till then.

Maybe you should only go in there when you are on high speed Philly... I can understand the pain of dial-up... you should check out my board making blog... I put little cat pictures in specially!  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 25, 2008, 01:27:59 PM
I'm loving it...  :smile2:


Isn't that trademarked
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 25, 2008, 01:37:24 PM
I'm loving it...  :smile2:
Isn't that trademarked
*A man clad in a shirt wearing a silly cap enters the Inquisitorial Chapterhouse. He smiles like an idiot than asks: Can I help you?
Than Philly, angry because his cow beastmen friends are in the cheeseburger, backstabs the guy with a crossbow* :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 26, 2008, 02:29:05 PM
The B&P is awesome. It's even more the centre of this forum than the BT!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 26, 2008, 02:38:45 PM
*A man clad in a shirt wearing a silly cap enters the Inquisitorial Chapterhouse. He smiles like an idiot than asks: Can I help you?
Than Philly, angry because his cow beastmen friends are in the cheeseburger, backstabs the guy with a crossbow* :biggriin:

Say it once again with a cheesy Norwegian accent.  :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on May 26, 2008, 03:01:44 PM

That made sense to you?


I miss the days of mass burnings and all the people complaining about the blisters on their finger from clicking the  ::heretic:: too many times with their mouse.

Those were the days.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 26, 2008, 10:16:18 PM
Well, they can come back!
The heretics merely moves in different paths now. They are still there, hiding, plotting & scheming. Philly is not the biggest of them just because he lives in the cellar with Siberius. See, the dangerous heretic is the one you do not see and do not watch for!!!

The problem with the Inquisition of late is that many inquisitors have slacked in their duties! They are not watchful, beliveing they have erradicated the heretics  because they cannot find the outward signs who so many of them wisely try to hide! All the time, Philly here makes us focused on him alone, making us forget that the wast number of heretics are not with Philly but out there!
*Points dramatically away into the distance

They are amoung us! They are all over our beloved site! And while the inquisition grows complacent and sleepy, they plot and schemes like busy little bees...

We must find them! We must erradiacte the heresy leaf, branch, trunk and root!  

We cannot afford to let our guard down! We cannot aford another day without a heretic being found and burned!

For they are there, they are always there, and if we do  not see one it is just because we did not look hard enough! So now you go forth and look really hard, and you SHALL find the heretics!

For every enemy without, there is a thousand within! So since we know about Philly, you can easily see that there are many heretics out there! We cannot miss them.
And if they are innocent, it does not matter, for many are unwittingly walking down the path of heresy without knowning it, as the simple fool they are! They are just as guilty as Philly!

Go forth seek out the enemy!

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 27, 2008, 06:52:15 AM

We must find them! We must erradiacte the heresy leaf, branch, trunk and root!  

What's your real job again, Mathi? Botanist? :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 27, 2008, 04:20:31 PM

We must find them! We must erradiacte the heresy leaf, branch, trunk and root!  

What's your real job again, Mathi? Botanist? :biggriin:
Herbalist?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 27, 2008, 04:39:08 PM
I have to applaud Wissenlander for this organizational and psychological feat of genius.

Thanks.  But I really don't know how I did it...people just started asking if I wanted them to paint my stuff and I said yes. :blush:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 27, 2008, 04:40:44 PM
HEY

You limey git!

You passed me in post count!

 :x
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 27, 2008, 04:43:50 PM
How did that happen? :Ohmy:  I've barely been posting the last week or so. :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 27, 2008, 05:24:01 PM
BAH!!

Here one tries to hold an inspirational sermon to get you inquisitors of your lazy arses! But instead you mock the sermon and by extention Sigmar himself!
You got one more chance to prove yourself! Now go out, find and burn heretics! I want to see the holy fires ablaze within 24 hours! Make yourselfs useful or lord Sigmar will cast his holy wrath upon you! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 27, 2008, 06:13:50 PM
HEY

You limey git!

You passed me in post count!
Well, you havn't posted for shit since getting WoW...

It's your own fault!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wissenlanders Wife on May 27, 2008, 08:18:20 PM
HEY

You limey git!

HEY

Don't think you can call my boy a limey git and get away with it. I have a general idea of where you live so watch it! :icon_eek:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on May 27, 2008, 08:53:10 PM
HEY

You limey git!

You passed me in post count!

 :x

Limey git?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 27, 2008, 09:33:34 PM
Limey git was talked about somewhere else on the forum, where wyzer called the dwarves limies or something and it actually refers to british people.

Wauw.. Im honoured to the wife of the wissenlander in here. I didnt expect to see her here, in the Inquisition head quarters!
I apologize for Wyzer's behaviour. He is not feeling right after spending 50 hours a week in his isolation cell... In fact i have removed him of his duties until he comes to his senses.  :closed-eyes:

Now Mrs. Wissenlander. If you ever need a safe place to stay the night, we have some nice beds upstairs...


Oh and dont feed the goat downstairs...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 27, 2008, 09:44:46 PM
... Oh yes rufus has an edit button  :biggriin: I always forget that one....  :|


I apologize for Wyzer's behaviour. He is not feeling right after spending 50 hours a week in his isolation cell... In fact i have removed him of his duties until he comes to his senses.  :closed-eyes:
Now listen here you ...

There are 5000+ members on this forum, correct? And a good 50% of them are heretics. Now thats a lot of torching, but we do a fairly good job

But WoW has over 10million members... You know how many heretics there are to burn on that game?

A lot! I'd think everyone would be supportive of my actions..

Surely spreading the teachings of Sigmar into a whole new world should be embraced  :happy:



EDIT: LOL LOL

50 hours? Not even close!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on May 28, 2008, 10:16:58 AM
But WoW has over 10million members... You know how many heretics there are to burn on that game?

Over 10 million?

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on May 28, 2008, 11:14:21 AM
That's more than the entire populace of Sweden...

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 28, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Yeah... I cannot see why you  bother with WoW, Wyzer. There is nothing to investigate, just burn them all, for they have clearly proven to be heretics!
Wait... that means YOU are a suspect of heresy, Wyzer! You yourself confesses to playing WoW!

And when one think of it, it must surely be heresy to proclaim that there are other worlds than this! At least not other Worlds worthy of the message of Sigmar. Sigmars teaching was meant for Sigmars people, not for the mingling peons of Chaos!

You have also abandoned your post as Inquisitor and taken up the call of the missionary, thereby infringing on the realm of the Sigmarite priesthood and at the same time neglected your duty that is to protect the Empire and this site from heresy within it!

What do you have to say to your defence? :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 28, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
Mathi, all that is not so bad really.

But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD  :ph34r:

That fact weighs heavily.

I demand a trial by the complete Inquisition.

What say you gentlemen ? Guilty or not guilty ?

(All Inquisition members answer by posting guilty or not guilty)

Your peers will decide your fate, Wyzer.


 ::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqsleep.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)


Not that I'm hinting at anything...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 28, 2008, 04:11:16 PM
Well... seeing that Wyzer has sold his soul to the 5th chaos god, Blizzard, then he is clearly a heretic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 28, 2008, 04:13:23 PM
And seeing that he calls people, that are not philly, limey gits.....


GUILTY



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 28, 2008, 04:33:31 PM
Burning the founder? Are we Insane?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 28, 2008, 04:38:14 PM
Power corrupts....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 28, 2008, 05:34:39 PM
... here we go again...

Yeah... I cannot see why you  bother with WoW, Wyzer. There is nothing to investigate, just burn them all, for they have clearly proven to be heretics!
Wait... that means YOU are a suspect of heresy, Wyzer! You yourself confesses to playing WoW!
A poorly thought out accusation

Surely someone who enters the chaos wastes to cleanse the taint is not a heretic? For if we do not venture into hell to defeat our adversaries they will simply fester and grow too powerful

Heresy must be rooted out and destroyed everywhere... no exceptions

Anyone too weak to carry out Sigmar's divine will anywhere is not a true Inquisitor

What do you have to say to your defence? :ph34r:
I've said my peace, and I am astounded (but not surprised) at your insubordination...

Ill forgive this transgression as a sign of overly rightious fervor

But just this once...

Mathi, all that is not so bad really.

But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD  :ph34r:
I take great offense to being called a wizard

For 1. I am a priest (check my sig) AKA a Warrior Priest

I am no Wizard


Secondly Wizards are not heretics anyways, we have the colleges of magic for a reason, so even if I was I wouldn't be a heretic

ANd how can someone who casts his prayer of healing spell and yells, "BY SIGMARS DIVINE WRATH, THOU SHALT NOT DIE!" be a heretic? I mean that has awesome (and geek) written all over it  :happy:

Burning the founder? Are we Insane?
Well yes but thats besides the point  :engel:



Well... seeing that Wyzer has sold his soul to the 5th chaos god, Blizzard, then he is clearly a heretic.
How dare you...

There are only 4 chaos gods and even hinting of there being a 5th chaos god is pure and utter heresy. You say blizzard? Does this mean Ulric?

Are you calling the God Sigmar himself worshipped a chaos god?

Now we know who the true heretic in our midst is... that nurgle phase wasn't an affliction from Midaski, that was his true form out of control

I think you know what to do gentlemen...  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 28, 2008, 05:43:42 PM
erh...right...


Actually Volkmar went to the wastes as well and isnt declared heretic, although i have my doubts... Isnt Mathi appointed by the grand theogonist himself?..
Looking back into the archives i can see that the signature and date written by the grand theogonist was indeed while he was in the wastes. Meaning that Mathi have feigned Volkmar's signature.

Well Blizzard is the 5th chaos god... As learning inquisitor you, Wyzer, should know that there are indeed more than 4 chaos gods... They just arent trademarked and made infamous by GW like the rest.
Truly Blizzard is a heretic god, drinking the souls of young men (and few women) in order to grow stronger. We have all seent the southpark episode "Make love, not warcraft" and seen what it can do you young children.
Ulric wouldnt be a chaos god, nor would Ulric be Blizzard, for Ulric doesnt know how to make a profit on living souls, he just kills wolves.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 28, 2008, 06:49:33 PM

But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD  :ph34r:
I take great offense to being called a wizard

For 1. I am a priest (check my sig) AKA a Warrior Priest

I am no Wizard


Secondly Wizards are not heretics anyways, we have the colleges of magic for a reason, so even if I was I wouldn't be a heretic

ANd how can someone who casts his prayer of healing spell and yells, "BY SIGMARS DIVINE WRATH, THOU SHALT NOT DIE!" be a heretic? I mean that has awesome (and geek) written all over it  :happy:
You're a Blood Elf Priest. That means you sacrifice those elf chicks to Khorne. Hell, if that isn't heresy...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 28, 2008, 06:52:55 PM
Ya well you cant even quote correctly so  :-P

Ha, funny story

So the other day me and a group are doing the 'scarlet monestary' run

And we get to the end and get ready to fight "High Inquistior Whitemane (or something)"

And as we get to him I yell "DIE IMPOSTER!" noone got it  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 28, 2008, 07:45:52 PM
Looks like your new nerdy friends aren't as nerdy as they could be.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 28, 2008, 07:55:54 PM
Looks like your new nerdy friends aren't as nerdy as they could be.
Well, noone recognized that reference, and I really dont think they should have... Only 1 of my r/l friends would have likely got it anyways

But both groups I cast my macro that says "BY SIGMARS... etc" someone commented on it  :biggriin: Consdering how many people I know that play warhammer personally that dont even know who Sigmar is, I'd say that was a cool occurence

And they were just pickup groups anyways, my normal (r/l) friends would have got the macro joke  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 28, 2008, 08:54:25 PM
OKay... this is deffinitely heresy.. Talking WoW in the Tabernacle..


*Goes down to Wyzer's isolation cell... pulls the internet plug... and goes back upstairs with Wissenlander's Wife*


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 28, 2008, 08:58:37 PM
OKay... this is deffinitely heresy.. Talking WoW in the Tabernacle..


*Goes down to Wyzer's isolation cell... pulls the internet plug... and goes back upstairs with Wissenlander's Wife*


 :engel:
Funnily enough the only internet I have in real-life (not at work) is Verizon Wireless's 'anywhere' broadband  :roll:

And with my gaming laptop... if I have power... I have WoW...

Muhahahahahahah  :icon_twisted:


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on May 29, 2008, 10:45:08 AM
Ok hey guys, erm after the failure of my anti-inquisition I have decided to come crawling back, erm any chance I can keep my place  :engel:


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 29, 2008, 12:24:43 PM
Off course! Sigmar forgives the repentant sinners! He may even forgive those who levels false accusations toward his priesthood, and none is beyond suspicion Wyzer!  :ph34r:

Come here, brother Helborg! Take up the flail and the chains of the flaggellant and go forth spreading Sigmars gospel and the story of your salvation! Wield your flail with the righteous fury and holy wrath bestowed unto thee by Mighty lord Sigmar! :engel:

Well, I say you may be innocent, Wyzer, but that still does not prove anything, so I say guilty, so we can be certain... After all, you can take the trial by fire like I did. If Sigmar holds his hand above you, he will treat you as he see fitting and make sure you are purged from any possible taint, and if you emerge, it will be as a new Wyzer.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 29, 2008, 12:29:24 PM
*Goes down to Wyzer's isolation cell... pulls the internet plug... and goes back upstairs with Wissenlander's Wife*

What the crap?  There shall be fisticuffs commencing soon...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 29, 2008, 02:30:22 PM
What the crap?  There shall be fisticuffs commencing soon...

McKnight has sexy hair...  :mrgreen:











On his back.   :-o

 :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 29, 2008, 02:32:39 PM
I have sexy hair! I can quote, wyzer!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 29, 2008, 04:22:35 PM
What the crap?  There shall be fisticuffs commencing soon...

McKnight has sexy hair...  :mrgreen:











On his back.   :-o

 :ph34r:

Well at least its sexy... :-D




Damn.. Wissenlander wasnt supposed to see that remark...... whats a fisticuff? :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 29, 2008, 04:29:23 PM
Fisticuff:
plural noun

1.  A fistfight.
2.  The activity of fighting with bare fists.

noun

1.  A physical conflict involving two or more: fight, fistfight, scrap, scuffle, tussle. Slang: rumble. See conflict/cooperation.

The word "fisticuffs" dates back to the early 17th century, combining "fistic" (related to fighting with the fists) and "cuff" which (still) means a punch. Fisty cuffs became fisticuffs, a fist fight.

----

I do check this misbegotten place...and now I shall smite thee, smite thee mightily!  Harumph! :closed-eyes:  Where are my Wissenland smilies?

Here they are! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/wissbiggrin.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on May 29, 2008, 04:35:16 PM
I do check this misbegotten place...and now I shall smite thee, smite thee mightily!  Harumph! :closed-eyes:  Where are my Wissenland smilies?

Here they are! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/wissbiggrin.gif)

You're about 1 good torching away from being an honorary Inquistor (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqbiggrin.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)

 :::cheers:::

You know you want to... burn McKnight, and together we will rule the Empire as father and son um... well... something  :laugh:


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 29, 2008, 04:35:42 PM
Oh thanks for the translation Wissenlander... But you know that as a good Sigmarite, i cant accept your challenge for i am very busy here... in the tabernacle... with you wife...

*Locks door*


 :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on May 29, 2008, 04:42:47 PM
 :-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 29, 2008, 04:50:18 PM
No worries then...she doesn't fraternize with cowards.(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/wissthumbs.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on May 29, 2008, 04:53:52 PM
ZING!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 29, 2008, 04:58:33 PM
You obviously havent seen what a blackpowder gun does to a woman :icon_rolleyes:  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 29, 2008, 05:02:40 PM
With as much smoke as they produce, I doubt you have either. :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 29, 2008, 07:53:01 PM
I guess.... we can... i dont know... list rufas as fallen in combat or something...

Man ... I sure hope he is in a better place... :icon_frown: :icon_sad: :cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on May 29, 2008, 07:55:54 PM
I'm kind of shaken up about all of it...and I'm basically fried now...but I had thought about maybe creating a special place of honor for those who had fallen.  Wherever it may be.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 29, 2008, 09:10:31 PM
Yea... Wyzer put a note on the front page..

The Whole inquisition is now dedicated to Rufas. I hope everyone behave nicely from now on...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 29, 2008, 09:23:01 PM
Quote
Order of conduct!
...

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.

Oopps, that one burns me.

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-orange-kitten-wants-forgiveness.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 29, 2008, 09:31:52 PM
Right now i don't even care if you burned the Entire tabernacle to the ground...
I dont even wanna bring Wiss' wife upstairs...

I just want him back.. :cry:

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b303/rambamslam/funny-pictures-sad-cat-blackandwhit.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on May 29, 2008, 09:40:26 PM
Right now i don't even care if you burned the Entire tabernacle to the ground...
I dont even wanna bring Wiss' wife upstairs...

I just want him back.. :cry:





That disturbing

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 30, 2008, 12:08:32 AM
Yea... Wyzer put a note on the front page..

The Whole inquisition is now dedicated to Rufas. I hope everyone behave nicely from now on...

Of all the no good, rotten thing...

Now what are we supposed to do in the cells ah? No more heretics?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 30, 2008, 09:31:04 AM
No worry, I shall carry forth the torch of Rufas, burning heretics to his memory, in a friendly and righteous manner! Old Rufas would hate it if we stopped!
Anyway, I shall ensure that Nordland timbers form now on are the ONLY accepted timber for use in the legitimate pyres of the Inquistion.

A toast to the one  :::cheers::: who feel in the line of duty, St. Rufas.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 30, 2008, 02:22:04 PM
I'm sure there will be no 'rouge' actions wyzer, after all, the male:female ratio...

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 30, 2008, 08:54:51 PM
No worry, I shall carry forth the torch of Rufas, burning heretics to his memory, in a friendly and righteous manner! Old Rufas would hate it if we stopped!
Anyway, I shall ensure that Nordland timbers form now on are the ONLY accepted timber for use in the legitimate pyres of the Inquistion.

A toast to the one  :::cheers::: who feel in the line of duty, St. Rufas.



Im sure you will Mathi  :-)

I will finally agree with you about you and your saints, Mathi.. Rufas will be declared a Saint!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 30, 2008, 10:08:43 PM
Indeed he shall be! He was a real Saint around here.
The Church of St. Rufas will stand as a memory to him.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on May 31, 2008, 01:12:44 AM
Someone needs to change the name of the thread to reflect it.

I also need to say I feel my heart jerk whenever I see the edge of McKnight's avatar.  It makes me think for half a second that it's Rufas's post (I look at avatars not names first). 

:(

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 31, 2008, 06:24:52 AM
I know what you mean, Philly. We should put the avatar into somekind of memorial hall here on the site and anyone using it will be smited with no warning.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on June 01, 2008, 10:28:57 AM
Someone needs to change the name of the thread to reflect it.

Phil
Rufas loved its anagramm. So we must keep to it:
Rufas' Ultra Band of Brother Inquisitors and Some Heretics
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 01, 2008, 12:24:20 PM
Oh my god...

I never noticed the anagram...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on June 01, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Oh my god...

I never noticed the anagram...

Phil
It is invisible to goatmen. That was the trick.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on June 01, 2008, 12:32:32 PM
You're kidding right?  :-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 01, 2008, 12:51:27 PM
No, honestly, I never noticed...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 01, 2008, 01:56:28 PM
Come on, even I did. Why could of course change it to that:
Rufas' Ultra Band of Brother Inquisitors and Some Heretics
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 01, 2008, 11:49:39 PM
I was too distracted trying to keep my big hat on my head...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on June 05, 2008, 07:45:02 PM
Took me 4 hours to catch up on this thread... now I'm going to get behind because I'm going to have to catch up on my work that I didn't do while I was catching up on this... for crying in the mud...

P.S  Philly, some of the stuff you say... especially that firehydrant comment... sweet flapping fish on the ground that was funny.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on June 05, 2008, 08:40:39 PM
Thanks for following up Captain.. all though the inqusition is taking a small break after the passing of rufas...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on June 06, 2008, 03:20:44 AM
sweet flapping fish on the ground that was funny.

Rumor has it that GrillyP not only hates humor but all forms of funny including sweet flapping fish...

The bastard...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on June 06, 2008, 04:29:48 AM
I got the anagram joke sometimes back when page 27 was going.  Wheels turn slowly in the Red Mage's head.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on June 06, 2008, 08:47:25 AM
Acronym. Not anagram.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on June 06, 2008, 01:19:09 PM
Look at Rufus showing up to rain on the parade...

An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters of one word or phrase to form another word or phrase. (EG: Karl => Lark)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 06, 2008, 01:51:43 PM
AHEM!
Quote from: Cambridge English dicitonary
acronym  
noun
an abbreviation consisting of the first letters of each word in the name of something, pronounced as a word:
AIDS is an acronym for 'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome'.


anagram  
noun
a word or phrase made by using the letters of another word or phrase in a different order:
'Neat' is an anagram of 'a net'.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on June 06, 2008, 01:52:34 PM
Yes, we know. Get off the bandwagon.


Also, didn't you get this wrong just up the thread?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on June 06, 2008, 02:08:00 PM
Quote from: Obi
And have Sigmarite Holy Inquisitional Tabernacle of Solace as anagram

Yup.....
Calm down Obi!  8-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on June 06, 2008, 02:09:41 PM
Somebody needs to wrestle that dictionary out of his hands  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 06, 2008, 02:18:49 PM
Gonna be hard to as long as I have internet  8-)

But you guys are right.

I took the 14pt only to make the words bigger than what followed, but it was kinda overdone...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on June 06, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
Somebody needs to wrestle that dictionary out of his hands  :-P
Wise words, Minotaur cat. :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on June 06, 2008, 06:54:44 PM
Who cares?... I hardly knew those two words!  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 07, 2008, 09:09:01 AM
Well yeah, but you're Danish
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on June 07, 2008, 01:44:52 PM
As some of my european colleagues seem to be having trouble with the language I though I would be helpful and let you see some of the new words and phrases appearing in everday english this year .............

New Words For 2008

1. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

2. TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks (i.e. sh*t).

3. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

4. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

5. SINBAD: Single working girls -- Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

6. AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair, but still has a "black box".

7. AUSSIE KISS: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

9. GREYHOUND: A very short skirt, only an inch from the "hare".

10. TART Fuel: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.


 :engel:



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on June 07, 2008, 01:57:30 PM
Oh Midaski. What are going to do with you...

I got a chuckle though  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 07, 2008, 06:54:52 PM
Oh my god...  Midaski you are the man. 

 :::cheers:::

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on June 07, 2008, 09:51:19 PM
Wise words, Minotaur cat. :smile2:

... I like it!  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on June 08, 2008, 11:20:33 AM

10. TART Fuel: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.


Brilliant.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 08, 2008, 12:26:19 PM
I love number 3.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on June 09, 2008, 09:27:21 PM
It is now official:

The inquisition kills kittens! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqevilgrin.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)        (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/siberius.gif)

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on June 09, 2008, 10:29:41 PM
It is now official:

The inquisition kills kittens! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqevilgrin.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)        (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/siberius.gif)

Shadowwolf
:mellow:

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/westwub.gif)




New favorite SMiley: (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/siberius.gif)


 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on June 10, 2008, 01:58:37 AM

I think the penguins slang word of the year 2007 was Podslurping. Where you download music onto Ipods. I don't know anyone who uses the word however...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on June 16, 2008, 09:39:45 AM
A little to get the thread going again  :icon_lol:
(http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/istrip_files/strips/20080616.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 16, 2008, 10:27:19 AM
See! It is as I have always told you. Innocense proves nothing! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on June 16, 2008, 12:06:48 PM
A little to get the thread going again  :icon_lol:

I enjoyed that  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on June 16, 2008, 11:47:46 PM
As some of my european colleagues seem to be having trouble with the language I though I would be helpful and let you see some of the new words and phrases appearing in everday english this year .............

New Words For 2008

1. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

2. TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks (i.e. sh*t).

3. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

4. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

5. SINBAD: Single working girls -- Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

6. AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair, but still has a "black box".

7. AUSSIE KISS: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

9. GREYHOUND: A very short skirt, only an inch from the "hare".

10. TART Fuel: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.


 :engel:





How can we use any of these!?!?!?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on June 17, 2008, 06:40:17 AM
Doop, stop asking questions. Most of your questions are not too polite, and if you read carefully this thread, you can see it's a completely absurd one, so every words can come up at any time.

But, PIOMT
 :::cheers:::
(I need to go. A Sinbad wants to ask where's my critic about Prince Caspian)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 17, 2008, 11:57:17 AM
We in the Cells are unamused by the abuse of cats currently being promoted in the upper floors.  Someone get that behelmeted War Priest to do something about that.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 17, 2008, 01:13:23 PM
You from the cells get back there... come on guys, let's chase him there.


(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on June 17, 2008, 06:44:05 PM
These smilies are really gtting annoying

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::::heretic::::heretic::::heretic::::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Heretic smilies   ::heretic::   ::heretic:: ::heretic::  
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::::heretic::::heretic::::heretic::::heretic::::heretic::



Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on June 17, 2008, 07:49:38 PM
You from the cells get back there... come on guys, let's chase him there.


(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)


You know what the crazy thing is... their work is already done... why are they chasing him? And if they are worried that he is on fire but still alive... I don't understand how flaming torches are going to help... or am I thinking about this too much?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on June 17, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
Way too much. :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 17, 2008, 09:27:58 PM
You could beat them to death while they burn.  Sort of unecessary, but unecessary is the Inquisitions middle name.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 17, 2008, 09:54:58 PM
What is going on HERE!!! :dry:

Canīt you do anything properly anymore? Cats are being abused, the beast says. Well, Iīll be damned if any is abused on my watch!
How about finding some heretics? When did we do a proper investigation? I have not seen one in ages! Hell, I feel tempted to throw Philly at the flames, just so we can get some burning going! But well... I have a candidate for burning, but I am uncertain of what charges to level at him... yet.

So, any suspects about? If not I shall simply throw old Philly on the pyre just for the sake of it! He is the regular heretic anyway and needs a good burning now and then.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 17, 2008, 10:04:58 PM
Well, I supose I would be up for a burning.  Haven't actually had one of those in quite some time.  I'll have plenty of time to heal I guess.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 17, 2008, 10:16:04 PM
You sure have! Enough to start to corrupt both Empire and wood elves with false ideas about good military procedure. Back to them beasts I say!
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!

Bring out the snacks and the beer! :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on June 18, 2008, 02:18:42 PM
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!

Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 18, 2008, 02:24:45 PM
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!

Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:

I've been wondering about that particular aspect of Mathi's split personality myself...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on June 18, 2008, 02:37:59 PM
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!

Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:

I've been wondering about that particular aspect of Mathi's split personality myself...

Hmm, if the woodies had an inquisition...and they dont use fire...they probablly...use some sort of...man-eating...moss?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on June 18, 2008, 04:03:56 PM
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!

Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:

I've been wondering about that particular aspect of Mathi's split personality myself...
                     
Hmm, if the woodies had an inquisition...and they dont use fire...they probablly...use some sort of...man-eating...moss?

                            ::heretic::
 ::heretic::They would use devils club ::heretic::
                            ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 18, 2008, 04:09:33 PM
BAH!!! Even the Wood elves use fire! They just do it with more respect and caution than the Keigh-Mons...
You only use wood that is dead, see. And sadly, there is loads of that stuff due to all them interloopers running around cutting down trees willy-nilly.
Use dead wood, mind you. And you will find that dead and dry wood is infact better than newlyfeeled moisty wood.

As for the WE inquisition, well...shhh... I mean... This is top secret, but I have some connections. And they uses...
Sorry, it is so secret I cannot even say it outright, but I can give you hints. See, it has to do with the opposite of fire.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on June 18, 2008, 05:48:54 PM
..they probably...use some sort of...man-eating...moss?

It's called "Kate Moss"

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on June 18, 2008, 05:56:20 PM
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on June 18, 2008, 06:00:45 PM
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 18, 2008, 06:31:46 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ANTI-INQUISITION appears!

And gets swiftly chased out again. (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/MintyM15/witchhunt.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on June 18, 2008, 09:26:28 PM
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on June 19, 2008, 02:16:43 PM
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...

... :icon_confused: I can't come up with a good enough sausage pun... :-(
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 19, 2008, 02:23:42 PM
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...

... :icon_confused: I can't come up with a good enough sausage pun... :-(

Erm.....*thinks*....

Me neither.  :|
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on June 19, 2008, 03:47:09 PM
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Oo, very nice. I'm glad you brat the wurst  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on June 19, 2008, 03:52:16 PM
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Oo, very nice. I'm glad you brat the wurst  :roll:

 :unsure: I don't think that quite smokes the sausage...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on June 19, 2008, 04:23:32 PM
Oh will you stop it already!  :dry:


 :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on June 19, 2008, 04:32:47 PM
Only you can prevent puns!

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 19, 2008, 04:35:55 PM
Only you can prevent puns!

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition  :engel:

It was only a matter of time...  We knew he'd give in.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on June 19, 2008, 04:40:48 PM
OH MY LORD!!! Hell has frozen over! Rufus joining the Inquisition?!?!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 19, 2008, 04:55:08 PM
OH MY LORD!!! Hell has frozen over! Rufus joining the Inquisition?!?!


Before you know it, he'll be posting in the Back Table regularly....

Wait a minute....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on June 19, 2008, 05:17:48 PM
.... So when are the deamons coming forth from the depths of hell?... when will the dead work earth?... When will Steveb stop posting new pics of his minis?



 :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 19, 2008, 05:34:12 PM
.... So when are the deamons coming forth from the depths of hell?...


Leave Philly in the basement already ! We just chased him down again....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 19, 2008, 08:18:38 PM
Hear yee, hear yee!

The assembly of the Inquisition must gather pronto!

We have a very serious case to consider, an unauthorized burning outside this hallowed tread! Young inquisitor Helborg, just for fun as it seems, burnt non other than old Wyzer here in another tread (albeit it was about witch hunts).
It is urgent that the members go to the bottom with this burning. We must first consider if Helborg went beyond his mandate as inquisitor and burnt a person not accused of witchcraft or heresy, but used the hallowed flames only for fun.
Second, we must investigate if this prank is to be considered as an assault on a senior member, and therefore also a breach of discipline and an act of insubordination.

However, if we find that Wyzer had indeed commited an act of heresy, are Helborg to be declared innocent or is he still to be punished for having commited the burning without following proper procedure.

If Helborg is found guilty, what is then a suitable punishment for this act? To clean the dungeons after Philly and the cats? To live with Philly and the cats for a month? One month of flagelation and prayer?

Gentlemen! This is a VERY serious affair.

So lets debate. Helborg, what do you have to say in your defence? Do you plead innocense (Not that it matters, really...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on June 19, 2008, 08:45:33 PM
*crawls from the fire*

*cough* What in carnation?

I ... was just walking along and all of a sudden BOOM I was knocked on the head and tossed into a burn pile

Luckily, Daemonic Armor
My Faith in Sigmar  and Devotion to Slaanesh
has saved me!

Alrighty Helborg, you have some explaining to do...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on June 19, 2008, 08:50:41 PM
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on June 19, 2008, 08:54:31 PM
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...
On a completely unrelated note

What is the technical name for that color blue?  :roll:

 IM STILL GOING TO PRETEND LIKE IT HELPS! GOOBER! ;-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on June 19, 2008, 08:57:28 PM
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...
On a completely unrelated note

What is the technical name for that color blue?  :roll:

 IM STILL GOING TO PRETEND LIKE IT HELPS! GOOBER! ;-)

Unfortunately for you, you are still stuck in the blue color post cycle...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on June 19, 2008, 09:05:59 PM
What is the technical name for that color blue?  :roll:

copy and paste blue?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on June 19, 2008, 10:57:06 PM
Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition  :engel:

I will do anything to stop the spread of the greatest and most pervasive evil in the world today.

I speak, of course, of puns.
Even more evil that l33t speakers?

 :unsure: I'd take puns anyday...




B3c4$3 g(_) /|| $ |)0N7 |<!|| P30P|_E, 1337 $p34|< |)03$  :engel:

That was my best impression anyways  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on June 19, 2008, 11:13:23 PM
Did someone say sausages?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHKB6nQrzM
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on June 20, 2008, 12:34:05 AM
I dont think l33t typers are lazy, The "3" key is higher then the "E" key... :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 20, 2008, 08:42:41 AM
Copy and paste as much as you like, Wyzer!

*Mathi puts on his Blessed kettlehat

"You have cleared young Helborg from all suspicions and have proven that his actions where guided by Sigmar! :engel:
I got a nice bonfire prepared with enchanted deadwood. IT will pierce your body while it burn you Wyzer. Sorry, but then it is Phillytime for you, Wyzer."

He turns and shouts down into the cellar.

"Philly, you have one to collect here when the firetime is over! Can you make some room for Wyzer?"

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Wyzer  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 20, 2008, 03:03:31 PM
In the name of the ANTI-INQUISTION I shall burn Mathi for burning so many people.  :-D

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Mathi Alflut ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


W00t! My first ever burning!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on June 20, 2008, 03:07:10 PM

B3c4$3 g(_) /|| $ |)0N7 |<!|| P30P|_E, 1337 $p34|< |)03$  :engel:

That was my best impression anyways  :::cheers:::

Spelling error warning: /|| should read |\|
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on June 20, 2008, 03:09:00 PM
An unauthorized random burning in the wrong tread!!!
Come along here, Helborg! You know you cannot go around and burn people willy nilly without an angry mob as your witnesses. And you have.... BURNT WYZER!!!!

Ohhhh ddeeaarrr.... This will turn ugly...
Now, get back to the inquisition tread, pronto! :ph34r:


Sorry I'm late guys,

In the name of the ANTI-INQUISTION I shall burn Mathi for burning so many people.  :-D

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Mathi Alflut ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


W00t! My first ever burning!  :::cheers:::


WHAT!!?? o_0 I called this little rebellion off ages ago and yet people still fight on?
Eight as your ex-superior officer I order you to allow me to BURN YOU AT THE STAKE  :evil:
 
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::




Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 20, 2008, 03:13:55 PM
Quote
WHAT!!?? o_0 I called this little rebellion off ages ago and yet people still fight on?
Eight as your ex-superior officer I order you to allow me to BURN YOU AT THE STAKE  :evil:
 
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Sanj

I would like to point out I am now the sole ANTI-INQUISITOR and I am nothing to do with my ex-employers.
I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on June 20, 2008, 03:19:15 PM
Ahh well you're dead anyway


"You have cleared young Helborg from all suspicions and have proven that his actions where guided by Sigmar! :engel:
I got a nice bonfire prepared with enchanted deadwood. IT will pierce your body while it burn you Wyzer. Sorry, but then it is Phillytime for you, Wyzer."


Told ya so :engel:

Sanj

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 20, 2008, 03:21:30 PM

I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.


Sure, as soon as my marshmallow's done...

 ::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqsleep.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 20, 2008, 09:06:51 PM

I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.


Sure, as soon as my marshmallow's done...

 ::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqsleep.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)



The sooner the better, I think I'm becoming slightly over-done... ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on June 21, 2008, 01:13:45 AM
The sooner the better, I think I'm becoming slightly over-done... ::heretic::

You don't ask the fire when the marshmallow is done, you ask the marshmallow.

Soth, you'll never get the marshmallow toasty unless you put down the ale and hold it on the fire.  I'll get another log.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 21, 2008, 01:45:29 AM
God, someone make some room down in the cells, there's alot of burninating going on upstairs...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 21, 2008, 09:59:30 AM
*Steps out of the flame, dust of his robes, adjust his kettlehat and step forth toward Eight and grabs him by the throat and lifts him up

"You burn me in the name of the anti-inquisition I see. But as you observe, your flames where heretical and as a faithful priest and servant of Sigmar, and of Ulric on top of that, my arse is so covered in that direction your flames only made my thirsty!"

"Now, that Helborg have given you the proper burning you deserved, you will get a final farewell from me"

*Mathi headbutts Eight with the brim of his kettlehat and breaks Eights nose.

"Yeah, luckily I got me blessed kettelhat upon my head, for it is good for a lot of things. Now... you  shared excuse of a corpse, I have one final thing to say..."

*Mathi gives Eight a sound kick in the butt that sends Eight flying down to Phillys twisted cellars.

"You got an extra customer, Philly! Do as you pleace with him!" :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 21, 2008, 11:15:35 AM
*Steps out of the flame, dust of his robes, adjust his kettlehat and step forth toward Eight and grabs him by the throat and lifts him up

"You burn me in the name of the anti-inquisition I see. But as you observe, your flames where heretical and as a faithful priest and servant of Sigmar, and of Ulric on top of that, my arse is so covered in that direction your flames only made my thirsty!"

"Now, that Helborg have given you the proper burning you deserved, you will get a final farewell from me"

*Mathi headbutts Eight with the brim of his kettlehat and breaks Eights nose.

"Yeah, luckily I got me blessed kettelhat upon my head, for it is good for a lot of things. Now... you  shared excuse of a corpse, I have one final thing to say..."

*Mathi gives Eight a sound kick in the butt that sends Eight flying down to Phillys twisted cellars.

"You got an extra customer, Philly! Do as you pleace with him!" :::cheers:::


Bugger.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on June 21, 2008, 03:44:51 PM
Bugger.

I am sure none of us wants to know what is going to happen in the cellar - thank you.
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 21, 2008, 04:44:14 PM
Bugger.

I am sure none of us wants to know what is going to happen in the cellar - thank you.
 :engel:

Not even I know what's going on in the cellar.
Philly has yet to administer his punishments.  :icon_eek:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 21, 2008, 07:05:35 PM
Ahem... well, you said bugger... But I suggest you stop thinking about punishment and let Philly bring on what he finds fitting. I mean, do not give him any ideas...
After all, the cats are down there aswell, so he may only force you to keep clean after them and so on. Iīf youīre lucky. However, you never know what Siberius may be up too... :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 21, 2008, 07:11:56 PM
Ahem... well, you said bugger... But I suggest you stop thinking about punishment and let Philly bring on what he finds fitting. I mean, do not give him any ideas...
After all, the cats are down there aswell, so he may only force you to keep clean after them and so on. Iīf youīre lucky. However, you never know what Siberius may be up too... :icon_twisted:


I am unabashed by the horrors that may be awaiting me! My faith and will keep me strong, and I shall not falter!  :closed-eyes:
For Altdorf!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 01:13:03 PM
OK, I have no idea what he did to eight, but here is a pic of philly laughing demonically last night... one can almost hear the bestial roar that left his throat at the moment this pic was taken..

(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd138/ThePhillyT/beard2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on June 22, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on June 22, 2008, 01:20:10 PM
Well thats a rather vile thought...

Punishments will be forthcoming, I have to consult my associate and head necromancer Siberius concerning appropriate... modifications...

Bwa ha ha ha ha...

 :evil:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 01:33:06 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............  :engel:

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 22, 2008, 06:28:57 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............  :engel:

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !

You're not the one just outta the shot.  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 06:32:07 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............  :engel:

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !

You're not the one just outta the shot.  :unsure:

Do you confirm that version of the events ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 22, 2008, 07:35:39 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............  :engel:

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !

You're not the one just outta the shot.  :unsure:

Do you confirm that version of the events ?

I confirm nothing.  :cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 07:38:56 PM
But you don't deny it either ?

Speak up man, this is the inquisition !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 23, 2008, 08:52:36 PM
But you don't deny it either ?

Speak up man, this is the inquisition !

Sufficient to say, he wasn't gonna leave me alone in that cellar forever.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on June 23, 2008, 08:53:45 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/Expected.gif)

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on June 24, 2008, 11:13:50 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/Expected.gif)


I do  :engel:


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 24, 2008, 03:02:37 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/Expected.gif)


I do  :engel:


Sanj


As will I, from now on.  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 24, 2008, 03:51:52 PM
Hey guys, I'm back.

yeah, burn me for this useless post
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on June 24, 2008, 04:53:20 PM
Obi, if we burned you for every useless post you make...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on June 24, 2008, 06:13:32 PM
OUCH! FEEL THE BURN!  ::heretic::


 :dry: :dry:

meh, don't really know what that was about, either.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 24, 2008, 09:14:10 PM
Alright Eight, another unlawful burning is it?

That does it. I will tell Philly to take of the gloves now.

Philly, he is all yours now!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 25, 2008, 08:26:42 AM
Alright Eight, another unlawful burning is it?

That does it. I will tell Philly to take of the gloves now.

Philly, he is all yours now!

Even worse than that...

Rufus edited my post.... :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on June 25, 2008, 09:20:39 AM
Yea, it looks a lot better now :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 25, 2008, 09:55:06 AM
Obi, if we burned you for every useless post you make...
well, there are degrees in uselesness you know.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on June 25, 2008, 09:56:49 AM
You actually got a degree in uselessness? I admire your dedication as to making each one of your posts as useless as possible!  :eusa_clap: :eusa_clap:



 :lol: :wink:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 25, 2008, 09:58:03 AM
My post!  :ph34r:

How could you rufus...?  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on June 25, 2008, 09:59:08 AM
I recommend only burning people who are unable to delete your posts.  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 25, 2008, 10:54:23 AM
I recommend only burning people who are unable to delete your posts.  :icon_razz:


Bugger.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 25, 2008, 11:11:03 AM
I recommend only burning people who are unable to delete your posts.  :icon_razz:
Wyzer found that out too.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on June 25, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
After all, the cats are down there aswell, so he may only force you to keep clean after them and so on. Iīf youīre lucky. However, you never know what Siberius may be up too... :icon_twisted:

Punishments will be forthcoming, I have to consult my associate and head necromancer Siberius concerning appropriate... modifications...

Phil


Apoligies... I've been moving house... but my mind has been occupied devising something involving a pair of socks, a tube of glue, some tweezers and a pair of hungry squirrels... I'm pretty sure it's gonna do the trick...  :evil:

And if not, at least it will make a healthy snack  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 25, 2008, 12:40:24 PM
I hope you have learned a lesson, Eight.
If not, I am sure you will after the next step.

Proceed, Siberius!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 25, 2008, 01:15:54 PM
... but my mind has been occupied devising something involving a pair of socks, a tube of glue, some tweezers and a pair of hungry squirrels... I'm pretty sure it's gonna do the trick...  :evil:

And if not, at least it will make a healthy snack  :-)


I don't wanna know.
It doesn't involve a squirrel's habit of finding....nuts, does it?  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 26, 2008, 11:17:34 AM
We haev our own army now! http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=23385.0

No, it involves their ability of EATING them.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on June 26, 2008, 11:35:44 AM
*winces*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 27, 2008, 01:13:56 PM
*winces*


This.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on June 27, 2008, 02:23:15 PM
We should have made this a musical
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on June 27, 2008, 03:51:21 PM
We should have made this a musical

We have  :icon_wink:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on June 27, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
We should have made this a musical


nah we don't have the trashy teen stars. Unless we're taking it to broadway. Then we need the sleazy production managers who attempt to steal all the shows money... O wait we have the Minataur club for that!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 27, 2008, 06:53:58 PM
Hey... wait. I am not that good a singer.

But what the heck! My shower never argues!  :icon_mrgreen:

Gentlemen! If we are to be a proper musical, each and every one of us must have a theme. Or to say it in modern Reikspiel, leitmofit!
And the inquisition needs a theme for itself.

Well, I do not know a suitable theme for myself at the moment, but I have an idea for Obis!  :icon_wink:

Inquisitor Obis theme: Star wars theme
Arch villain PhillyT: "Beastie" by Jethro Tull

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 27, 2008, 07:36:01 PM
Inquisitor Obis theme: Star wars theme
Arch villain PhillyT: "Beastie" by Jethro Tull

Eight's theme: The Somerset Gigolo by The Wurzels.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on June 27, 2008, 07:43:09 PM
Siby's Theme:

The Thing That Should Not Be: by Metallica.

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/siberius.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 27, 2008, 08:12:28 PM
I think the general Inquisition theme should be 'Flight of the Valkyries' or something...
Do we have space for the ANTI-INQUISITION?  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on June 28, 2008, 09:29:04 AM
NO Eight!
There is no space there.
You are the anti-inquisition, or what is left of it, and you are down there with "Beastie" and "The Thing"  :icon_twisted: !



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 28, 2008, 09:38:33 AM
Yes, you live in the sewers, just like the ratmen.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on June 28, 2008, 09:51:35 AM
I summon Wolfy Griess, brother of Siberius. Get in here!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on June 28, 2008, 11:09:41 AM
Good luck finding him... I ate him yesterday....

Tasted like sausage.

 :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 28, 2008, 11:19:12 AM
NO Eight!
There is no space there.
You are the anti-inquisition, or what is left of it, and you are down there with "Beastie" and "The Thing"  :icon_twisted: !


Oh god, not Philly and Siberius... :-o

However, you know you are fighting a losing battle, the ANTI-INQUISTION (me) shall prevail eventually.  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on June 28, 2008, 05:14:11 PM
We should have made this a musical


nah we don't have the trashy teen stars.
Obi and me?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 28, 2008, 05:24:58 PM
We should have made this a musical


nah we don't have the trashy teen stars.
Obi and me?


And me?
You don't get more trashy than being The Somerset Gigolo.  8-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on June 28, 2008, 05:35:38 PM
I wouldn't be so certain 'bout that...

He's not a teenager, but
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i1/thomas2333306/rickroll1.gif)



Thanks Karl Voss
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on June 28, 2008, 06:01:48 PM


Oh god, not Philly and Siberius... :-o

However, you know you are fighting a losing battle, the ANTI-INQUISTION (me) shall prevail eventually.  :evil:
The anti-inquisition, is that still around. If I were you I'd quit now eight, all your doing is making the inquisition think its significant enough to have an antithesis, which it never was...

You ought to stop antagonising these guys and rise above their petty squabbles, join a real cult, with a real god, not some jumped up human monkey that just happened to be good at smashing in greenskin heads. When a "god" needs a bunch of jumped up, self-important humans to visit his wrath upon his enemies he's probably not worth worshipping anyway.

Keep your crews happy and your ships above the water... worship Manann!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on June 29, 2008, 08:45:10 AM


Oh god, not Philly and Siberius... :-o

However, you know you are fighting a losing battle, the ANTI-INQUISTION (me) shall prevail eventually.  :evil:
The anti-inquisition, is that still around. If I were you I'd quit now eight, all your doing is making the inquisition think its significant enough to have an antithesis, which it never was...

You ought to stop antagonising these guys and rise above their petty squabbles, join a real cult, with a real god, not some jumped up human monkey that just happened to be good at smashing in greenskin heads. When a "god" needs a bunch of jumped up, self-important humans to visit his wrath upon his enemies he's probably not worth worshipping anyway.

Keep your crews happy and your ships above the water... worship Manann!

I could do that...
Or I could just continue my one-man rebellion against the Inquisition and try to rebuild the ANTI-INQUISITION to its former glory.  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on June 29, 2008, 03:15:57 PM


Oh god, not Philly and Siberius... :-o

However, you know you are fighting a losing battle, the ANTI-INQUISTION (me) shall prevail eventually.  :evil:
The anti-inquisition, is that still around. If I were you I'd quit now eight, all your doing is making the inquisition think its significant enough to have an antithesis, which it never was...

You ought to stop antagonising these guys and rise above their petty squabbles, join a real cult, with a real god, not some jumped up human monkey that just happened to be good at smashing in greenskin heads. When a "god" needs a bunch of jumped up, self-important humans to visit his wrath upon his enemies he's probably not worth worshipping anyway.

Keep your crews happy and your ships above the water... worship Manann!

I could do that...
Or I could just continue my one-man rebellion against the Inquisition and try to rebuild the ANTI-INQUISITION to its former glory.  :evil:

I'll get the oil...

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on June 29, 2008, 04:10:21 PM

Sigmar is cheap. We use dry sticks and if dry sticks are out of fashion we wait. WE WAIT until dry sticks are back in fashion and we can walk around naked going "nice faggot" to each other while carrying fascines and commenting on our peices of wood being out.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 01, 2008, 01:37:22 PM
Eight, there is a flaw in your theory. The Anti Inquisition never had any glory.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 01, 2008, 08:52:05 PM
Eight, there is a flaw in your theory. The Anti Inquisition never had any glory.

That's not the point.
I'm going to get them the glory they should have had!
The Inquisition deserves no glory!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 02, 2008, 07:42:06 AM
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 02, 2008, 10:00:46 AM
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?

The Inquisition suck.  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 02, 2008, 11:11:08 AM
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?

The Inquisition suck.  :-D

Not at the prices you pay for the wenches' services.... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 02, 2008, 01:14:21 PM
Now that's just wrong. <.<
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 03, 2008, 02:31:19 AM
This thread should not exist.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on July 03, 2008, 09:46:07 AM
We have been through that before HoS  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 11:36:53 AM

Sigmar is cheap. We use dry sticks and if dry sticks are out of fashion we wait. WE WAIT until dry sticks are back in fashion and we can walk around naked going "nice faggot" to each other while carrying fascines and commenting on our peices of wood being out.
Oh my, a confession from his own mouth, Slaanesh has infiltrated the Sigmarite inquisition!!!

Now lets see if I remember how to do this...

Zappy the slaanesh worshipper

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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on July 03, 2008, 05:28:25 PM
Okay okay I'll take care of this one

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Spiney ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on July 03, 2008, 05:48:39 PM
The thanks to you, milord Helborg. Spiney was already burnt a thousand times by me, so I need to put him on the list of dangerous undeads.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 03, 2008, 07:08:32 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 03, 2008, 07:25:50 PM
I am getting tired of this blasphemy. I just light the bonfire here and now!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Alright, have an cold McRufas beer, Spiney, Helborg is just to trigger happy.
Ben got what he deserved!
 :::cheers:::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 03, 2008, 08:16:14 PM
Why meeeee?
Do you not like the ANTI-INQUISTION'S techniques?  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on July 03, 2008, 08:24:09 PM
Why meeeee?
Do you not like the ANTI-INQUISTION'S techniques?  :-P

Like the plague they just wont stay away >_<

::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

I feel better now  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 03, 2008, 08:28:41 PM
*sigh*
We must do this the hard way then.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Wyzer ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Burn, Inquisitorial dude, burn!  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on July 03, 2008, 08:31:41 PM
*sigh*
We must do this the hard way then.

*failed burning attempt*

Burn, Inquisitorial dude, burn!  :evil:
You cant burn me!

I have more posts than you  :biggriin:


If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful that you could ever imagine...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 09:13:01 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 04, 2008, 02:02:22 PM
I have a question:

Where are we actually located?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on July 04, 2008, 06:24:57 PM
Altdorf of course...  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on July 04, 2008, 09:24:35 PM
At the cheap end of town.

In a derelict warehouse.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 05, 2008, 08:12:35 AM
Which serves as a cover for our operations.

The secret underground part is of course only open to members... Philly thinks he's the only one in a basement, when in fact he's just situated in the lowest floors of a basement complex.

Of course, headquarters has several other entrances as well. Rufus, for example, has been known to enter after swimming through the sewer system. Apart from Philly, we all wish he wouldn't do that...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 05, 2008, 11:23:28 AM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::

Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+?  :wink:

Also...I AM a religion.  8-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on July 05, 2008, 11:27:50 AM
They think it's and underground complex - we know it's actually the sewer system

Which serves as a cover for our operations.

The full description you were looking for is "Drain" cover ............


The secret underground part is of course only open to members... Philly thinks he's the only one in a basement, when in fact he's just situated in the lowest floors of a basement complex.

The secret undergound part is nicely contained by several grilles that are not there to stop others getting in, they are to prevent you lot getting out.


Of course, headquarters has several other entrances as well.

Yes you can lift up a drain cover and drop / slide down anytime, but then of course getting out will be difficult ........

..... and of course after a while your olifactory senses seek to work like the rest of us - you get used to the smell.

 :engel:




Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on July 05, 2008, 11:29:12 AM
Rufus, for example, has been known to enter after swimming through the sewer system. Apart from Philly, we all wish he wouldn't do that...

I really hope this isn't the incredibly dirty joke I suspect it might be.  :icon_eek:

There's no need to float that one out for discussion ................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on July 05, 2008, 05:16:14 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::

Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+?  :wink:

Also...I AM a religion.  8-)

I use my specially modified "ward save" dices, which has a "4" on every one of it's sides  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 05, 2008, 05:40:51 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::

Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+?  :wink:

Also...I AM a religion.  8-)

I use my specially modified "ward save" dices, which has a "4" on every one of it's sides  :happy:

...

 :|

Doesn't that defeat the point slightly.....? :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 07, 2008, 09:22:05 AM
Altdorf of course...  :unsure:
Well, Nuln could've been possible too, you know.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 07, 2008, 09:46:32 AM
Altdorf of course...  :unsure:
Well, Nuln could've been possible too, you know.

No.
Altdorf.
Everything needs more Altdorf.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 07, 2008, 09:50:36 AM
Oh shut up will ya. What do you know about the inquisition?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 07, 2008, 09:59:33 AM
Oh shut up will ya. What do you know about the inquisition?

I know that they suck.... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 07, 2008, 11:51:01 AM
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?

The Inquisition suck.  :-D

Not at the prices you pay for the wenches' services.... :engel:

See above...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 07, 2008, 12:48:45 PM
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?

The Inquisition suck.  :-D

Not at the prices you pay for the wenches' services.... :engel:

See above...

.....you again!  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 07, 2008, 07:46:41 PM
Of course... I am the anti-anti-inquisition after all....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 07, 2008, 08:23:58 PM
Of course... I am the anti-anti-inquisition after all....

Of course, if you are the anti-anti-inquisition, I will send in the anti-anti-anti-inquisition.... :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 07, 2008, 08:48:27 PM
You guys should get your stutters checked out.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on July 08, 2008, 06:53:59 AM
oh dear Eight, you are perhaps spending a little too much time in this thread, are you just waiting for an invite into the gang?

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 08, 2008, 08:51:42 AM
Oh, he is already here. But he is with Phil and Siberius in the basement. He cannot accept he is one of the bad guys!  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 08, 2008, 09:09:18 AM
But I AM one of the bad guys, Mathi!  :-P

I just can't accept being captured and being help captive at the hands of Philly and Siberius... :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 08, 2008, 10:07:33 AM
Sorry, but you are. Live with it! :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 08, 2008, 10:39:13 AM
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on July 08, 2008, 12:06:46 PM
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]

Please tell me these dungeons have a simple thing like a gag ...... and handcuffs.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 08, 2008, 01:25:52 PM
Ask Philly, he should know. But of course they should be amply supplied with such nice paraphernalia.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on July 08, 2008, 04:31:07 PM
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]

Please tell me these dungeons have a simple thing like a gag ...... and handcuffs.  :engel:

or we cold just shove a rat in his mouse...

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on July 08, 2008, 04:58:18 PM
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]

Please tell me these dungeons have a simple thing like a gag ...... and handcuffs.  :engel:

or we cold just shove a rat in his mouse...

Sanj

Now thats what i call experimenting!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 08, 2008, 08:10:51 PM
I once stuck a rat in my mouse. It's a tight squeeze but it gets lovely results.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on July 09, 2008, 02:24:14 AM
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 09, 2008, 09:24:12 AM
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]

Please tell me these dungeons have a simple thing like a gag ...... and handcuffs.  :engel:

or we cold just shove a rat in his mouse...

Sanj
Hahahah. Nice.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 09, 2008, 12:00:56 PM
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?

Double the flavour.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 09, 2008, 02:16:03 PM
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?

Double the flavour.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on July 09, 2008, 03:49:29 PM
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?

Double the flavour.

 :laugh:

dammit. I swear we had a rat shoved in his mouth  :ph34r:. Ah screw it

(rat simley) (rat smiley) (rat smiley)
(rat smiley)   eight       ( rat smiley)
(rat simley) (rat smiley) (rat smiley)

done

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 09, 2008, 06:09:14 PM
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?

Double the flavour.

 :laugh:

dammit. I swear we had a rat shoved in his mouth  :ph34r:. Ah screw it

(rat simley) (rat smiley) (rat smiley)
(rat smiley)   eight       ( rat smiley)
(rat simley) (rat smiley) (rat smiley)

done

Sanj


I didn't talk though, I used a smiley.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on July 09, 2008, 10:25:33 PM
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?

Double the flavour.

Touche!  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 10, 2008, 01:26:20 AM
Minty is infact one of the gang... the basement gang  :evil:

And we have a fine variety of handcuffing devices.  We are all fine worshipers of slaanesh after all.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 10, 2008, 04:30:50 AM
The Basement Gang...

sounds like a heavy metal band.... which is kind of what you are.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 10, 2008, 07:33:12 AM
So I'm part of a heavy metal band now?  :-P

Am I part of the 'basement gang'....in a good way or a bad way? :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 10, 2008, 09:50:43 PM
Lets see, you are the last one to come down, so I guess that in the traditional pecking order... well, you are in a pretty bad way.  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 10, 2008, 10:02:49 PM
I've been told that there is a back back table.
Is it real, if so where is it?

Tom
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 11, 2008, 10:21:00 AM
When viewing this thread, scroll up and click on "The Back Table"

;)

-edit-

the back back table?

[whistles]Hey Philly! Will you escort this man down to his table?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 11, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
The back back table is hard to find, but its mod, GrillyP, is a kind hearted man who will answer all of lifes questions in his own special way.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 11, 2008, 01:12:08 PM
....involving a small plunger.

It still hurts come winter.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 11, 2008, 06:16:42 PM
....involving a small plunger.

It still hurts come winter.

Oh god Sigmar.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: neverness on July 12, 2008, 01:58:57 AM
Quote
I've been told that there is a back back table.
Is it real, if so where is it?

This is sort of like Stan's quest from the South Park movie isn't it?

(cue GrillyP sitting at a long table in the woods, wearing a Hugh Hefner Walmart knockoff robe awaiting the ultimate question...)

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on July 12, 2008, 04:16:45 PM
....involving a small plunger.

It still hurts come winter.

Oh god Sigmar.

Taking the name of Sigmar in vain is it?

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


Sanj  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on July 12, 2008, 05:39:58 PM
The back back table is hard to find, but its mod, GrillyP, is a kind hearted man who will answer all of lifes questions in his own special way.

Phil

Lies. GrillyP is one of those Latte drinking, educated, liberal, communist, fascist, anarchist, racist, vindictive, feckless, anti-american non-american-flag-lapel-pin wearing folk. He also eats children and wants to take your firearms away and give them to radical muslims so they can legalize abortion and raise taxes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 12, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
GrillyP is one of those Latte drinking, educated, liberal, communist, fascist, anarchist, racist, vindictive, feckless, anti-american non-american-flag-lapel-pin wearing folk. He also eats children and wants to take your firearms away and give them to radical muslims so they can legalize abortion and raise taxes.

You gotta love him.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 12, 2008, 07:43:07 PM
....involving a small plunger.

It still hurts come winter.

Oh god Sigmar.

Taking the name of Sigmar in vain is it?

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


Sanj  :wink:

Oh yes indeed.
I should really be immune to fire after being burnt so many times....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 12, 2008, 10:36:36 PM
Lies. GrillyP is one of those Latte drinking, educated, liberal, communist, fascist, anarchist, racist, vindictive, feckless, anti-american non-american-flag-lapel-pin wearing folk. He also eats children and wants to take your firearms away and give them to radical muslims so they can legalize abortion and raise taxes.

Oh yeah, thats right.  He is like that.

My bad.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 13, 2008, 03:30:02 PM
Well, he isn't all bad then.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 13, 2008, 03:36:22 PM
Lies. GrillyP is one of those Latte drinking, educated, liberal, communist, fascist, anarchist, racist, vindictive, feckless, anti-american non-american-flag-lapel-pin wearing folk. He also eats children and wants to take your firearms away and give them to radical muslims so they can legalize abortion and raise taxes.

Oh yeah, thats right.  He is like that.

My bad.

Phil

Sounds like one hell of a dude.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 13, 2008, 07:03:05 PM
Especially since his desire to legalize abortion cuts down on his child intake.  He's sick like that.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 13, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
That reminds me of a South Park episode. The one where that dude in the wheelchair sucks out the brain stems of the fetus'... made me wanna puke.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 13, 2008, 10:49:43 PM
Ah yes, Christopher Reeves.  That episode was funny.  Classic Cartman trying to move those frozen fetuses.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 13, 2008, 11:36:09 PM
Yeah, that one. The Christopher Reeves part of the episode creeped me out, but the part with the two little crippled kids becoming gangsters was freaking hilarious.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 14, 2008, 12:28:12 PM
South Park?

I'd rather be RickRoll'd thank you...

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/MintyM15/rickroll1.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 14, 2008, 12:57:54 PM
ignore post
retracted
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 14, 2008, 01:18:03 PM
GrillyP is a 'person' that tried to butrape sibby.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 14, 2008, 02:07:56 PM
GrillyP is a 'person' that tried to butrape sibby.

And that's one of his few good habits.  :roll:

He sounds nice though. When can I meet him. :biggriin:

Any time you want. Just ask Phil or Siberius for directions.  :-D Better you than us go down there.  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 14, 2008, 02:08:07 PM
ignore post
retracted
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 14, 2008, 02:10:37 PM
and is sibby the guy that likes the cats?
No, that's phillyT. Sibby is the guy with the cat in his avatar, the minotaur cat.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 14, 2008, 02:20:31 PM
ignore post
retracted
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 14, 2008, 02:25:50 PM
Careful Son, this might go where nobody wants it be go...

 :icon_eek:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 14, 2008, 02:30:52 PM
Careful Son, this might go where nobody wants it be go...

 :icon_eek:

Phil

GrillyP would want this to continue.  :lol:
The lad has to find out sometime.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on July 14, 2008, 02:50:13 PM

I came into this conversation at the wrong time.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 14, 2008, 02:59:32 PM

I came into this conversation at the wrong time.

Yes. Yes you did.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 14, 2008, 03:09:44 PM
For the record, I do like cats.

Just not with the same loving tenderness that certain fellow minotaurs do.

GrillyP has indeed left his mark on me...

There is a reason "grill" is in his name...  :-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on July 14, 2008, 03:14:38 PM

'The Grill' can go hang out in the same category as the Rusty Trombones and Cincinnatti (sp) Bow-Tie's.

Eight- don't look them up.


It's good to come home.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 14, 2008, 03:25:30 PM
I am retracting my questions on GrillyP :ph34r:

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 14, 2008, 03:28:58 PM

'The Grill' can go hang out in the same category as the Rusty Trombones and Cincinnatti (sp) Bow-Tie's.

Eight- don't look them up.


Too late.  :ph34r:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on July 14, 2008, 03:30:56 PM

my bad. I just like the sound of a Rusty Trombone- being a Tombonist myself.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 14, 2008, 04:06:44 PM
I am retracting my questions on GrillyP :ph34r:

Tom.

Good plan.  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 15, 2008, 04:56:51 PM
GrillyP is a No Values Voter:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 15, 2008, 07:58:04 PM
I'm guessing that that kid is going to need a nose job some time soon. :Ohmy:

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 15, 2008, 08:58:31 PM
Unrelated burning:  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 12:51:24 PM
Could I become an Inquisitor to help prevent unnecessary burnings.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 17, 2008, 12:54:00 PM
Your wish.... is granted.

You are now an Inquisitor.  Good luck with the prevention of unnecessary burning thing.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 01:00:44 PM
You will not regret your decision.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on July 17, 2008, 01:39:58 PM
An inquisitor to prevent the unnecessary burning of things, as self appointed inquisitor in charge of reduction of excessive bureauracracy I hereby;

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: sigmars_son ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 17, 2008, 01:41:02 PM
As an interested observer, doesn't he have to come up with a suitable acronymic title before he can become an inquisitor?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 01:55:41 PM
What about "the Inquisinator".
A simple yet effective twist.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 17, 2008, 02:07:12 PM
That's not an acronym. Look at the first post for examples.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on July 17, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
This thread has a beginning? I thought it's always been burning since the world's been turning?  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 02:14:34 PM
What about
Deadly-Evil-Abstractor-To-Heresy
Or in other words, DEATH.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 17, 2008, 02:31:16 PM
What about
Deadly-Evil-Abstractor-To-Heresy
Or in other words, DEATH.

Tom.

No... that's too... cool. It needs to be self-depreciating.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
ok then
Holy-Overlord-of-Sigmar's-Terrain
Host.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 17, 2008, 02:50:23 PM
ok then
Holy-Overlord-of-Sigmar's-Terrain
Host.

No... that's too neutral - not self-depreciating at all...Try combinations of words that will incorporate the title of the organization Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle (S.H.I.T.)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 03:00:37 PM
what about?
Aroused-Rapist-Super-Executioner
or
Aroused-Rapist-Supreme-Executioner

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on July 17, 2008, 03:08:27 PM
I just finished reading the 68 pages.






You be sick men  :icon_eek:

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 03:09:12 PM
69 pages now.
How long did it take you?

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 17, 2008, 03:12:29 PM
How about Accountant Responsible for Supervising Extraneous Executions A.R.S.E.E? (the extra "E" is extraneous too)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 03:14:40 PM
oooohhhh.
I like it.
I always wanted to be an accounted.
I think my first punishment will go out to Eight for treadomancy and other things he has done (he deserves it).
I sugest trial by google
 :Ohmy: :Ohmy: :Ohmy:

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 17, 2008, 03:38:40 PM
I just finished reading the 68 pages.






You be sick men  :icon_eek:

Shadowwolf

You read the 68 pages and you're calling US sick ????????????
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 17, 2008, 03:42:11 PM
How about Accountant Responsible for Supervising Extraneous Executions A.R.S.E.E? (the extra "E" is extraneous too)

How about

Accountant Responsible for Supervising Extraneous Held On Lents' Eve ?

Seems much more fitting...

Soth,

Your Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 17, 2008, 05:20:57 PM
I just finished reading the 68 pages.






You be sick men  :icon_eek:

Shadowwolf

As the Official P.R.I.C.K of this outfit, I must needs address this issue. We are not sick men, my dear. Hardly any of us qualify as human anymore, let alone as men.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 17, 2008, 05:27:58 PM
As the Official P.R.I.C.K of this outfit, I must needs address this issue. We are not sick men, my dear. Hardly any of us qualify as human anymore, let alone as men.

I think that comment stands by itself.    :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 05:49:12 PM
can we trial by google eight now

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 17, 2008, 07:54:02 PM
Doing so now.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 17, 2008, 07:56:53 PM
It appears that "I'm feeling lucky" gets you Wikpedia Article. (http://)

But the next couple links include Merriam Webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/eight) and Eight Legged Freaks (http://eightleggedfreaks.warnerbros.com/).

So basically he is a well-defined mutant.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on July 17, 2008, 10:35:02 PM
Perfect  :biggriin: !

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

 :icon_wink:
Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 11:02:09 PM
as we must have learned already, eight is a bright wizard and he does not burn.
So change the trial to trial by axe with magic of irrisistable force.
That should keep him busy.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on July 17, 2008, 11:38:22 PM
wait, whats trial by google?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 17, 2008, 11:45:29 PM
read the first page,
may you burn in peace.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 18, 2008, 01:11:06 AM
sigmars_son is a surprisingly efficient inquisitor.  Well done.

 :::cheers:::

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on July 18, 2008, 10:27:56 AM
Yep mutant... exterminate him  :::cheers:::

WElcome to the inquisition Sigmar's son
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 18, 2008, 04:00:34 PM
I like to extinguish those that deserve extinguishing.
It's a little hobby of mine. :biggriin:
Another question, again.
Has Spiney been burnt for having the same avatar as HOS?
And which one of them had it first?

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 18, 2008, 05:22:22 PM
I have had mine for a rather long time, 2006 or so.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 18, 2008, 05:27:26 PM
I think we need to use the Wheel on Spiney then to get the information we need.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on July 18, 2008, 05:48:43 PM
as we must have learned already, eight is a bright wizard and he does not burn.
So change the trial to trial by axe with magic of irrisistable force.

Or we drench him in beer :wink:

 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: Eight  :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 18, 2008, 06:09:53 PM
How is that a punishment?

Also, spiney does NOT have the same avatar as I do.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on July 18, 2008, 06:36:29 PM
Well surely the beer will extinguish the fire so we can cut his head off...
Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on July 18, 2008, 06:36:56 PM
Spiney was burnt the 17th of november 2007.
according to the burninating archives.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 18, 2008, 06:43:56 PM
Where are those archives.
Well I have very bad eye sight.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on July 18, 2008, 06:49:02 PM
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/danse/inq.php

Under mass burnings  :biggriin:


The rest of the archives were lost in the terrible beastman population era. So this is all we have left.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 18, 2008, 09:32:37 PM
Spiney is yet again in trouble for dissing the mighty Sigmar.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=23795.0

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 22, 2008, 11:46:53 AM
I'd like to contest this new inquisitor:
First of all: He hasn't done anything. He has only suggested doing this, whilst hoS did the work. This makes me suspicious.
Second of all: He doesn't know how to sig people. Only orcs need to take stupidity tests, so.. (No offense meant, honestly. Honest!)
Third: He called minty or eight, or whatever the hell his name is, a wizard. He's a witch! We don't burn wizards, we burn witches. Clearly saying we should kill, what was according to him, a wizard, is very, very heretical.
And fourth and final: HE WAS APPOINTED BY PHILLY! Are you guys blind? The beastmen appoints an inquisitor! That can't be done! Also, the beastmen must have his own plans with his marionet to infiltrate the inquisition!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 22, 2008, 01:07:45 PM
Personally, I think he's just fine  :-).









( :icon_twisted:)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on July 22, 2008, 02:18:19 PM
Anyone who hasn't signed up for the Marienburg Campaign should go and sign up!  If you have any questions, PM me and I will do my best to answer.

They aren't really intimidating or mean, so join in on the fun!


http://www.marienburgcampaign.com/index.php (http://www.marienburgcampaign.com/index.php)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on July 22, 2008, 02:29:52 PM
Wyzer needs to stop playing WoW and bring his Averlanders to the front, as none of us know what the hell is going on, and we're outnumbered three to one  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 22, 2008, 02:30:33 PM
You can relax Obi, it was just a rush of addrenilan to my head that made me do that. Won't happen again. Aren't witches female and wizards male though? :icon_confused:

General Leonidas Collins.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 22, 2008, 02:34:56 PM
Who cares as long as they are burned to a crisp? Now, Sigmar, as the priest and minister of this place, I think that we need to ensure your dedication to Sigmar since your dubious aknowledgement was made by "Him below".
That will be 30 lashes with the heavy flail while drinking a full pint of Bugmans without spilling a drip! If Sigmar is with you he will surely ensure nothing of the precious drink the spilled, no matter what.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 22, 2008, 02:49:55 PM
That's no punishment. Sounds more like a fun game. And my name isn't just Sigmar. But thanks for the compliment.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 22, 2008, 06:15:02 PM
You can relax Obi, it was just a rush of addrenilan to my head that made me do that. Won't happen again. Aren't witches female and wizards male though? :icon_confused:

General Leonidas Collins.
I was roleplaying.

I think Mathi has got the right idea. But what do we do if he does spill this precious drink? Our normal burnings won't be enough...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 22, 2008, 06:21:39 PM
I never spill drink.
I'm Irish. :biggriin:
And to argue your points.
{EDT}
1. I tought that the inquisition had to agree to burning and investigations and what not so I only proposed to do such. Plus as my title suggests I am only supervisor of executions, not the actual executioner.
2.I will take number two. But that doesn't make me guilty of whatever you are charging me with.({EDIT} your only saying that because I didn't sig you. Well are you happy now.)
3.Eight is a non-heritical wizard. Wizard = male, Witch = female. Unless of course you meant to that meaning.
4.That has nothing to do with me. Blame Philly. And others did not rufuse me of entry.

General Leonidas Collins.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 22, 2008, 09:29:17 PM
sigmars_son - I think you misunderstood what I meant about putting someone in your sig - I meant you put a quote that you like in your signature and its more sycophantic if you include quote from people you wish to suck up to. Just putting those names in you signature I suppose could work but I'm not sure if its as effective.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 22, 2008, 11:16:15 PM
I know what you meant, but it wouldn't work so  gave up.
Now you all just have to take my word for it. :biggriin:

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 23, 2008, 02:18:51 AM
I think Sigmars_son has introduced a liveliness to the SHIT that hasn't been here for a long time. 

Good show my young man  :::cheers:::

And I find you inclusion of names in the sig to be both refreshing and amusing.

 :evil:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on July 23, 2008, 04:35:59 AM
I know what you meant, but it wouldn't work so  gave up.
Now you all just have to take my word for it. :biggriin:

Tom.

 :biggriin: Fair enough!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 23, 2008, 04:37:50 AM
I think Sigmars_son has introduced a liveliness to the SHIT that hasn't been here for a long time. 

You actually have to spell it out or go S.H.I.T. Come to think of it, I got in trouble just for S.H.I.T. let alone SHIT.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on July 23, 2008, 10:11:02 AM
I never spill drink.
I'm Irish. :biggriin:
And to argue your points.
{EDT}
1. I tought that the inquisition had to agree to burning and investigations and what not so I only proposed to do such. Plus as my title suggests I am only supervisor of executions, not the actual executioner.
2.I will take number two. But that doesn't make me guilty of whatever you are charging me with.({EDIT} your only saying that because I didn't sig you. Well are you happy now.)
3.Eight is a non-heritical wizard. Wizard = male, Witch = female. Unless of course you meant to that meaning.
4.That has nothing to do with me. Blame Philly. And others did not rufuse me of entry.

General Leonidas Collins.

1: fair enough, you get that one
2: I don't care that you didn't 'sig' me. You do it by pasting a quote into your signature, like this:
Code: [Select]
[quote author=sigmars_son link=topic=17577.msg299536#msg299536 date=1216750899]
I never spill drink.
I'm Irish. :biggriin:
And to argue your points.
[b]{EDT}[/b]
[b]1. [/b]I tought that the inquisition had to agree to burning and investigations and what not so I only proposed to do such. Plus as my title suggests I am only supervisor of executions, not the actual executioner.
[b]2.[/b]I will take number two. But that doesn't make me guilty of whatever you are charging me with.[u]([b]{EDIT}[/b] your only saying that because I didn't sig you. Well are you happy now.)[/u]
[b]3.[/b]Eight is a non-heritical wizard. Wizard = male, Witch = female. Unless of course you meant to that meaning.
[b]4.[/b]That has nothing to do with me. Blame Philly. And others did not rufuse me of entry.

General Leonidas Collins.
[/quote]
And it has something to do with my points. Only orcs are stupid (not true, but humans aren't) so you are non-human. Clearly that means you should be burnt or thrown down to join Philly.
3- No that's not true. Wizards have studied at the colleges of magic, witches haven't. That's the general use, mainly because men with magical power go to the colleges and women, well, don't.
4- Yes it has. The beastmen only appoints people that he thinks will be useful to his cause. That means, even though you might be unaware of it, he has evil plans for you and will turn you to the dark side. Of course I blame him too, but that doesn't have any effect on him anymore. No they did not argue your appointing, which is why I asked if they were blind.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 23, 2008, 11:11:36 AM
You actually have to spell it out or go S.H.I.T. Come to think of it, I got in trouble just for S.H.I.T. let alone SHIT.

Look newly returned cloak wearing upstart, you do not presume to tell the Beastpope when and how he can say shit.  If it's SHIT, or S.H.I.T. or mirda, I can say it in whatever fashion I wish.  It pleases me.

Sleep well tonight...  Danny needs his medicine.

Phil

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 23, 2008, 11:33:52 AM
I think Sigmars_son has introduced a liveliness to the SHIT that hasn't been here for a long time. 

You actually have to spell it out or go S.H.I.T. Come to think of it, I got in trouble just for S.H.I.T. let alone SHIT.

Just testing out quoting (ignore please)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 23, 2008, 11:39:54 AM
1. Woo I won. :biggriin:

2. I can now qutoe therefore I am human and not Orckish. And I'll sig people whatever way I want to Sig people. :biggriin:

3. You can have that one until I can come up with something to prove you wrong. :dry:

4. Yes me and PhillyT go way back with plotting against others. :biggriin: However I have retired and he wants me to join him again but I refused. That's why he let me join because he tought he could turn me evil again. :closed-eyes:.

General Leonidas Collins.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 23, 2008, 12:10:22 PM
You ever thought about fielding a beastmen army SiggySon?

Purely as an exercise in gaining knowledge of our foes of course... so that they might be better smited...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on July 23, 2008, 12:41:47 PM
I tought about it when I first started the hobby.
But then I decided I would get a few knights and a wizard to start.
We then did a few learning games. It was the empire, dwarfs and elfs against lizards, orcs and beastmen.
well the beastmen came charging forward, I counter charged them with my knights and killed them. My knights then headed towards the groups of orc boyz. Whilst the beastman guy blew a horn and loads of beastmen appeared right behind my wizard. my wizard turned and killed them making them run off the table. My knights took out half of the orc boyz and then died. And the my wizard fired at the remaining orcs killing every last one. While I was doing this the lizards were being beaten very slowly by the other two.
And that's what changed my mind about getting beastmen.
if you ask me it was a good start.

General Leonidas Collins.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 23, 2008, 10:14:07 PM
Look newly returned cloak wearing upstart

I sure as hell hope you are on the other side of me in the upcoming campaign. I am sure those who remember WooS can tell you why you should be quaking. Psh, upstart yourself.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on July 27, 2008, 11:28:00 AM
Eight is making a temporary comeback to review past events.....his W-E seems to be broken.  :cry: Can't get in unless I use a proxy.

It seems I am the first heretic legitimate-wizard-who-has-been-mistaken-for-acts-of-heresy to participate in the Trial by Google. I am honoured, and unsurprised that my Wikipedia article came up first.  :evil: Mwa ha ha....

Also, this new upstart Inquisitior sigmar's_son is correct, I am immune to being burninated, as I am the most powerful Bright wizard on the site. In fact, I was mostly used to light the fires before defecting to the Anti-Inquistion.  :wink:


On a lighter note, I have no idea when I'll be back using the forums regularly, as I have no idea what's going on with it.
I think I'll be lucky to be back by September.  :-(

Peace out.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 28, 2008, 11:40:34 PM
In my first action as newly appointed Inquisitor, I need to burn some people for giving off the impression that halberdiers might not be an essential part of a current Empire army...

Hochland Hero
Mark Perry
Siberius
Cisse
Queek
         ::heretic::


I'm just going to light the corner there and let them burn (in truth I can't be bothered to surround them in flames), I already doused them in tar. It is regretable that two of them are head honchos of the forum but an inquisitor has to do what an Inquisitor has to do, eh?

I hope the rest of you have paid attention. There shall always be halberdiers. Always!


(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/siberius.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 29, 2008, 02:20:13 AM
Whoops sir, its Siberius, not siberius...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 29, 2008, 02:57:25 AM
Noted and adjusted accordingly oh large horned large hatted one.  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on July 29, 2008, 10:40:57 AM
WHAT!!!!
Siberius as Inquisitor!!! :icon_evil:

This we cannot have just like that.

*Mathi doons his mighty kettlehat and waves his miesser at Philly
"This is your doing, Philly! Canīt you at least satisfy yourself with dragging souls down for eternal damnation? And then you are starting to apoint Inquisitors just because you stole a fancy hat! Now that will not do. Now bend over!"

Before Philly can preform said action Mathi gives him a headbutt with the rim of his kettlehat over Phillys sensitive snout. As Philly grabs his snout in pain, Mathi put the torch to his tail and Philly leaps screaming down into the cellar.  ::heretic::

"Alright. Now for you, Siberius, I have to strip you from rank unrightfully gained. But as you do show some promise, I will take you up as probatio. Your first task is to complete a proper and rightful burning according the rules of the Inquisition. Go forth and burn!

*Mathi sees the pitiful bonfire that was attempted using second rate tar.

"That wont do! After all, we have persons who have here gone against the decree of the Emperor himself! How dare they question the wisdom of his majesty!
And remember that his majesty have decreed that he "would take str4 any day!", we are talking about one serious crime here!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Hochland Hero ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Mark Perry      ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Cisse             ::heretic::   
 ::heretic:: Queek            ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Since you are on a probatio status, Siberius, you will not be burned, since you are young and inexpirienced. But I advice to get the tar from your body before you commit that lawful burning you are ordered to do. However, for chasticement and repentance, you are ordered to take 100 lashes with the heavy flail and while reciting "I will take str4 any day!".

And yes, now go burn a heretic, pronto! There are loads of them outthere, some even think they are innocent but you know that it proves nothing, agreed?

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 29, 2008, 11:47:41 AM
I reject Mathi's ability to perform time travel.  Siberius' inquisitorial rank is beyond reproach since nobody entered a complaint within the alloted time limit.

Sorry folks :)

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on July 29, 2008, 12:36:59 PM
Wait a sec.  Mathi has large wings shooting out of his head.

I think his is a mutated spawn of chaos.

LETS GET HIM!


AAAYYYYEEEEEE!!!

<looks behind to see if anyone is joining>
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 29, 2008, 01:31:31 PM
"ENOUGH !"

From the "interrogation chambers", a man in black, gold-fringed armour, his shoulders adorned with a flowing red cape steps forward. His face shows an expression of righteous wrath, and in his mailed fists, a massive warhammer rests.

"This charade has gone far enough. Either you miscreants of chaos creep back into the dungeon where you belong, or I will smite the lot of you"

The dark knight looks menacingly to Philly and Siberious, while posting himself next to Mathi.

"If any of you want to continue this discussion in my "office", that possibility remains open as well. I am after all the S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.; and as such always ready for a good "talk" with a prisoner... though you might have to re-grow a limb or two..."

Things remain as they were. The Inquisitors rule here, you lot are permitted to "reside" in our dungeons...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 29, 2008, 02:14:16 PM
Since the SHIT resides in the US, I took the liberty of purchasing the building following the subprime collapse of its underwriter, Fanny Mae.  For $1.  It was repossesed from Wyzer while he was off WOWing.

Sorry folks, we choas beast are moving from the outhouse to the penthouse!

 :evil:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on July 29, 2008, 02:21:22 PM
You heretical beast, you could not have purchased this building, for it belongs to his most revered Emperor, Grutch the first. Wyzer, head inquisitor or not, but resides here by the grace of the emperor...

Now, back to your dungeon !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on July 29, 2008, 05:55:47 PM
As the P.R.I.C.K. I now find it completely impossible to maintain good public relations with anyone if they read this thread, and hereby resign. The new management is just awful.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 29, 2008, 08:23:43 PM
WHAT!!!!
Siberius as Inquisitor!!! :icon_evil:

"Alright. Now for you, Siberius... I have to strip.

But as you do show some promise, I will take you up as ...the Inquisition.

Since you are... Siberius, you will not be burned, since you are... innocent, agreed?




I didn't catch everything you said but it seems if this is anything to go by that I have the gyst of it.

Many thanks on condoning my apointment by the ever-in-charge PhillyT, he who buys buildings on the cheap from half-asleep Inquisitors.

I'm not sure about this Soth fellow, Philly, shall we burn him?

Afterall, if what I caught from his post was true...

"ENOUGH !"

His face shows an expression of... chaos creep

The dark knight looks menacing... while posting himself next to Mathi.

Chaos creep surely cannot be permitted! To the fires?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on July 29, 2008, 11:33:27 PM
Well Soth is a good enough chap, even a little chaosy at times.  Best to burn him only a little.

I just picked out the MOST darling lavender and peach draperies for the new Chapter Master quarters.

Stunning, you really must take a peek before brunch!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on July 30, 2008, 01:45:44 AM
Great! I was hoping we might go more for pastels this time... I do so tire of all those bold colours and it could use a little lightening up in here.  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on July 31, 2008, 09:22:26 PM
*A cloaked man enters the Tabernacle*

*Grins at his work*

*Leaves*

 :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on July 31, 2008, 09:41:17 PM
*A cloaked man enters the Tabernacle*

*Grins at his work*

*Leaves*

 :roll:


He......he's alive!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on August 01, 2008, 03:54:42 AM
Wyzer1 stopped existing and was taken over by Obi's girlfriend.

Wyzer1!!! Hit 70 yet?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on August 01, 2008, 10:33:16 AM
I go away for a week and the inquisitation is ruined.
As the son of Sigmar himelf and hei to the thrown, I herby declare that an immediate review of all inquisitors is needed.

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on August 01, 2008, 10:46:25 AM
No Son, nothing is ruined.  Just changed.

All things change.

Take testicles for instance.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on August 01, 2008, 10:53:28 AM
Take testicles for instance.

Oh I do. Make wonderful trophies.  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on August 01, 2008, 10:56:40 AM
That sounds like an extremely heritical comment to me. :icon_eek:
And do you mind leaving my testicles out of this. Your just jealous. :dry:

Tom. :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on August 01, 2008, 11:23:53 AM
Take testicles for instance.

Oh I do. Make wonderful trophies.  :happy:

Oh, I hadn't thought of that.  Yes, they make excellent trophies as well.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on August 01, 2008, 01:26:04 PM
The Inquisition is wholly opposed to Tentacles...   :icon_mad:

What?   :?


Nevermind.   :icon_redface:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on August 01, 2008, 02:20:44 PM
Could soebody please tell me how or why this subjet was brought up. :dry:

Tom.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on August 01, 2008, 02:44:41 PM
The floor recognizes jlutin right to dislike tentacles.

Son, this topic happened because I, the high Inquisitor, big hat wearing, Beast Pope have decided it is so.  Even now, Siberius is sewing piles of testicles to danny, in preparation for the Sunday parade I posted on the bulletin board next to the kitchen door.  Look up those sorts of things, we are well ordered in our bulletin board updating, it is one of McKnights specialties.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on August 01, 2008, 02:53:33 PM
The Inquisition is wholly opposed to Tentacles...   :icon_mad:


OH DEAR GOD! You dont  know what I tought I saw when I first read this

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 01, 2008, 02:59:24 PM
*Imposing Eric Cartman*
No Philly! Thats my high inquisitor position! Thats a bad Philly!!
and then beats philly back down in the basement with a stick

Now we need to clean up in the inquisition chapter house (again)!!
Follow the order of conduct! That counts for everybody posting here!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on August 01, 2008, 03:14:13 PM
*yawn*

You can return to the cells, your bedroll is still there, but the interior decorators have already Queer Eyed the crap out of floors 3 through 5.  My penthouse is to die for!

McKnight, be a dear and go get the caviar from the ungor manning the fryolator.  He has some Ritz as well.  Yes, that will make a fine noontime meal.  You can have a few if you like.

Phew!  Ever since becoming the new High Inquisitor, I have felt this burning rash on my back where I got my new marks of chaos.  Siberius, see if you can't conjure up some ointment.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 01, 2008, 03:46:18 PM
Wyzer1 stopped existing and was taken over by Obi's girlfriend.

Wyzer1!!! Hit 70 yet?
:blush: maybe... (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Iyenrith)

 :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 01, 2008, 05:50:06 PM
"WHAT IN SIGMARS NAME IS THIS NONSENSE!"

A sigmarite priest with a kettlehat firmly planted on his head steps inside and looks around.

"You beast, may purchase whatever you like, but that does not make you inquisitor! I also found this ungor..."

An ungor head comes bouncing on the floor. In his forehead is a mark from Mathis hammer and if you look carefully one can see an imprint of letters saying: "Owned by Sigmar!!!"

"This fellow was running around with caviar, so I liberated it in the name of Sigmar and purifyed it in the holy fire. But it still did not prepare my for this... However, the vision of St. Rufas spoke truly to me, and I know must take the actions necessary."

"So in the name of Sigmar and our beloved protector St. Rufas the Everpresent I declare you all condemned to death by fire!"

A great silence falls upon the assembled, before a laughter begins, since no flames appear. Mathi grumbles something from underneat his kettlehat and walks out of the door.

A few seconds pass before a roar is heard as several barrells of the finest Nordland Tar, ignited by a Barrell of Bugmanīs finest, goes off outside and flames catch the Chapterhouse.
Inside, beams that turns out to be from the holy Nordland timber suddenly spring ablaze.

Mathi take a zip from his keg of Bugmanīs as he watch the fire from the porch of his church. He raise the keg in a toast.

"To you, Sigmar, Ulric and Rufas! I did it all for you!"

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Chapterhouse ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: with all inside ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on August 01, 2008, 06:34:36 PM
*stands next to PhillyT and Mathi and watches the blaze*


"So who are we burning in there?"

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dihenydd on August 01, 2008, 06:40:07 PM
As the founding member of the Most Holy Sigmarite Righteousness Rivival (Reformed).  I'm going to have to take Mathi in for wanton destruction of good alcohol.

While we at the Revival (Reformed) do appreciate the over-zealous nature of using each and every advantage to win no matter how cheesy.  You failed to burn PhillyT and Siberius.  Therefore you failed.  Failure is not tolerated, and as such, you're flaming consumption of good Bugman's cannot be excused.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Mathi  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Let this be a warning.  Its ok to attempt to destroy, but you better succeed next time.  Half measures are not to be suffered.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on August 01, 2008, 08:48:16 PM
"So who are we burning in there?"

*sigh*

"I have no idea.  Doesn't he know we have leveled up since the last time he put on that helmet?  I have people who can take care of the chapter house, and I am insured.  I supose we will just need to cash in the policy, testify at the arson trial of Mathi, and purchase the chapter house down the road."

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 01, 2008, 11:23:30 PM
Levelled up, what kind of nonsense is that?

The flames leaves Mathi unscratched to the astonishment of Dihenydd and he walks down from the pyre.

"Ah, you can level as you like, but I was going to tell you I have some news for you. It seems as if your insurance company have gone down the drain. The Grand theogonist found suspicious dealing made with certain entities that no right beliveing citizen of the Empire would touch.
Because of that, the Emperor himself have declared all insurance treates nill and void and confiscated the company holdings for his own treasury."

Mathi looks at Phillys insurance papers and shakes his head:

"I am afraid those papers are not worth the very ink upon them. And as one of the Grand theogonist sworn warriors... I was on a training mission with Huss lately, even got to meet his Ulrician brother Biff by the way... I have also "levelled" up. Until next time, gentlemen!"

Mathi turns and walks away nonchalantly and they fail to see the trinket he has hidden in one of his sleeves. Mathi pushes a button, a whirl is heard and the ground beneat Philly, Siberius and Dihenydd erupt in flames.

"Damn, I am starting to like this!"

As Dihenydd flies skywards sheated in flames with a suprised look on his face Mathi shouts:

"Be careful when you burn people! Burning Sigmars chosens will only hit back at yourself, Padawan!"

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Philly         ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Siberius     ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Dihenydd   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 02, 2008, 01:06:56 AM
*Does a George Lopez imitation*

"Ooohhh no you DIDN'T!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: curse on August 02, 2008, 09:20:32 AM
Now where is that magazine...... Ah here it is, what was my "Beastmen Quarterly" Swimsuit edition doing in the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle?
Ah, hello PhillyT, who is that Mathias is burning? Going from his tirade I think he is under the assumption he is burning you. But if you are here looking at the succulent meatyness of Miss Gorgust, who is that at the stake...?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Nicholas Bies on August 02, 2008, 11:03:00 AM

mate Philly has been burnt so often and so well he's turned into charcol. Lets just say the members of S.H.I.T enjoy their meat well done.

sorry can't fight the urge...


Gripply Gripply Gripply
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: KingPierce on August 02, 2008, 11:05:23 AM
It's me you bastards!!!!! ::heretic:: I just asked to use the bathroom and they said I had to buy something but I had no money!!! ::heretic::  OOhHH what a world!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 02, 2008, 12:29:39 PM
Oh dear, it seems our poor Mathi has truly lost it, something about the water maybe.  Look, he even thinks he can read.  Everyone knows Warpriests are illiterate!  And he fried KingPierce for nothing.

When we get the new chapter house maybe we can convert one of the eastern chambers into a convalescents home.  Mathi can relax in luxury, away from matches and such.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 02, 2008, 03:33:46 PM
Warpriests are illiterate!

Warp-priests? Is that like a mix between Warplock Engineers and Plague Priests? MATHI IS A SKAVEN MUTANT.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 02, 2008, 03:35:16 PM
Could be, has anyone ever seen Mathi when the cats around?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 02, 2008, 03:36:08 PM
I dunno, seen Siberius lately?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Siberius on August 02, 2008, 04:58:39 PM
Sorry, I've been away prepairing the ointment.

You have to squeeze a lot of halberdiers to get enough ointment for Philly's needs but I think you will find it sufficiently strong.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 02, 2008, 07:22:06 PM
Hmm...
I am certain there is a regulation about one not being allowed to call Warrior priests for warp-priest. As for cats... I say only this.

Mathi makes a swift move and lets out a mighty...

BAH!!!

in Siberius sensitive ears.

And beastmens should think twice about crying "mutant" towards others!  :dry:

As for burning Kingpierce, why should I not?

Was he innocent? :icon_neutral: Hardly, since he said he wanted to use the bathroom. Oldest trick in the book! So he was clearly guilty.
And even if he was innocent, it does not matter, since it proves nothing.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 04, 2008, 04:20:07 PM
As for cats... I say only this.

Mathi makes a swift move and lets out a mighty...

BAH!!!

in Siberius sensitive ears.
Great, Mathi's whisper sexy-talk into Siberius's ears now...

Mathi, meet Phillyt. Phillyt meet mathi  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 04, 2008, 04:22:59 PM
They do deserve one another, don't they Wyzer1.

You know, back in my day we had Rufas and Wyzer and McKnight and our enemies were Midaski and people who said "Walter." I liked those days. The new management (phillyt) leaves something to be desired...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 04, 2008, 04:27:02 PM
Siberius and I don't manage, we rule.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: McKnight on August 04, 2008, 06:38:03 PM
They do deserve one another, don't they Wyzer1.

You know, back in my day we had Rufas and Wyzer and McKnight and our enemies were Midaski and people who said "Walter." I liked those days. The new management (phillyt) leaves something to be desired...

Yea... I agree HOS...



Mutiny?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Midaski on August 04, 2008, 06:43:45 PM
They do deserve one another, don't they Wyzer1.

....... and our enemies were Midaski and people who said "Walter."

I was never your enemy - if I had been you'd have been lucky to make Page 2.    :engel:

The easiest way to control and manipulate is to make sure you know exactly where the 'activists' are ...........

 :engel:

In fact I am somewhat disappointed that they Tabernacle has come to this - taken over by beasts, with the odd remnants of the real members more concerned with arguing with each other than defeating the common enemy ...........
....... seems like it has turned into a British political party ................. :icon_rolleyes:

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Gneisenau on August 04, 2008, 06:47:47 PM
I laughed.

Next time I see Gordon Brown on TV, I'll check for Antlers and hooves.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 04, 2008, 06:53:45 PM
<-- Laughed too  :laugh:


To be fair the Inquisitors have pretty much always been more concerned with infighting and bickering. Uniting against the common enemy just isn't a plausible goal

Mainly because they have the edit button   :engel:




Hey, I don't want to be Mcnurgle  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 04, 2008, 07:33:56 PM
The rather desillusioned Sigmarite priest listen as Wyzer sings out the music and sighs:
"Yeah, somehow I felt that aswell. The inquisitors where more concerned with fighting each other and bickering. I belived that some stern sermons and spiritual guidance would forge them into the Malleus Maleficium they ought to be. But see where we stand, beasts running the show..."

"Ah, now the great St. Rufas cries tears in his heaven. But at least he can swing a pint with Ulric and Sigmar as comfort. Alas, the Inquisiton has faded."

Mathi walks over to his church and sits on the porch clearly depressed.

"Well, I guess I need to do a pilgrimage or something. Yeah. That sounds like the right thing to do. I shall seek out Luthor Huss and we go on a vacation trip somewhere and crush some heretics skulls together. Yeah, I need a break!"

Mathi rumbles around his church, fixing for a long leave. Then he nails a big note on the door.

"Vicar on vacation. Do not disturb! Cave..."

Then he dons his kettlehat, swing his haversack over the shoulder, the hammer over the other and walk away along the road. As he walks into the woods, he bash a pair of gors emerging with two casual swings. He does not turn around, he do not look back. He swing the hammer around once to shake away some brain substance and then he dissappear around a bend.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 04, 2008, 09:16:21 PM
Well thats finally over, admissions of defeat, proclamations that to fight the cancer within is useless and secondary to the primary goal.

Looks like things are finally starting to fall in line.

For everyone!  :::cheers:::

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 04, 2008, 09:53:13 PM
And dammit, we had people who knew how to roleplay, like Rufas!

And Midaski, you obviously did not know you were the enemy, but you were. Of course, there was not a whole lot of evidence... we inquisitors were pretty impotent back then. But it's better than these days, at least we harshly ridiculed and put people to trial by Google, instead of this pussy-footed "Surround their name with firey smilies!!" I mean, seriously? That's it? No making fun of them til they want to cry? No making ridiculous accusations? No taking EVERY SINGLE WORD OUT OF CONTEXT AND SCREWING PEOPLE OVER, hell, you have to scream I AM A FREAKING HERETIC I EAT SMALL BABIES AND LIKE BIG BUTTS AND ANTLERS in order to get noticed these days....


Sigh.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Siberius on August 04, 2008, 10:33:56 PM
you have to scream I AM A FREAKING HERETIC I EAT SMALL BABIES AND LIKE BIG BUTTS AND ANTLERS in order to get noticed these days....



As it happens, Philly and I are considering using that exact phrase for swearing in new inquisitors. It covers everything required in the job.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 04, 2008, 10:43:44 PM
I AM A FREAKING HERETIC I EAT SMALL BABIES AND LIKE BIG BUTTS AND ANTLERS
perfection
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 04, 2008, 11:49:31 PM
And dammit, we had people who knew how to roleplay

Roleplay, whose roleplaying?

That stuffs sort of gay.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 05, 2008, 04:25:05 AM
That stuffs sort of gay.

Phil

Exactly why we thought you'd be into it... Your pastel decoration kinda gave you away.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 05, 2008, 01:42:38 PM
Hey, queer eye is notthe same as gay!

Right?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 05, 2008, 07:39:51 PM
Hey, queer eye is notthe same as gay!

Right?

Phil

Of course it isn't....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 05, 2008, 08:03:37 PM
I was talking Mathi.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 06, 2008, 01:34:51 AM
If it helps, I was whistling Lonely Man as he walked into the distance.

Phil

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 06, 2008, 04:47:34 PM
Could it be because I do not get your kind of "roleplaying" HoS.

Anyway, seems you are better of without me anyway...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 06, 2008, 04:59:32 PM
Haha, my kind of roleplaying is done with paper and dice with some mechanical pencils. I don't go in for the whole leather and metal stuff, Mathi.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Gneisenau on August 06, 2008, 05:22:27 PM
I have to admit that "roleplaying" with metal and leather sounds far less sinister than "roleplaying" with mechanical pencils.

Curse my graphic imagination...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 06, 2008, 06:00:07 PM
I have to admit that "roleplaying" with metal and leather sounds far less sinister than "roleplaying" with mechanical pencils.

Curse my graphite imagination...

Fixed!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Gneisenau on August 06, 2008, 06:15:50 PM
You know, there seems to be some creepy psychomorphosis thing going on here. Like in "Shining".

Ever since Midaski has reduced his online time, some members have started to make horrible puns, with increasing frequency. Yours is just the last example. And have you noticed the increased use of the ":engel:"-smiley? And all the little anagrams? Now if we get reports of rapid aging processes, I will be really worried.


All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu. All cats and no roo make me a dull Gnu...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 06, 2008, 06:55:16 PM
For your information, HoS, I do make pen & paper RP too. With some amount of dice if that is necessary.
Do not know what it had to do with your complains about me though, but hey...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 07, 2008, 02:24:29 AM
Two trips to the temple spa for Gnu for making a cat referrance.  Let the dark elven maidens scrub your balls extra hard, for danny's sake.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on August 07, 2008, 03:13:16 AM
We're STILL talking about Danny here? ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on August 07, 2008, 03:35:28 AM
Oh Danny oh boy! He was so young  :cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on August 07, 2008, 06:30:20 AM
How could I be so silly? Women all over the world still mourn Danny's untimely demise...why shouldn't we?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g119/hexenjaeger/610x.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 07, 2008, 09:22:39 AM
We will all go down the road like Danny one day. No point in mourning him. Now, if I should put in a petition with Midaski about this tread...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 07, 2008, 11:49:48 AM
Now, if I should put in a petition with Midaski about this tread...

We aren't talking tires here my boy, thats in Cannons Republicans are Grand thread.

danny has been slowly rotting away in his cat shaped zombie body.  We are contemplating leaving him in the burnt out basement of the old chapter house, to save on the cleaning bills from the lusty Spanish maids Siberius has hired for the new building.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Siberius on August 07, 2008, 12:09:22 PM
It's amazing how busy I've been recently  :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 07, 2008, 01:41:37 PM
You are an example for us all!

 :::cheers:::

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 07, 2008, 09:48:24 PM
For your information, HoS, I do make pen & paper RP too. With some amount of dice if that is necessary.
Do not know what it had to do with your complains about me though, but hey...


Awww, I love you mathi, i just meant I loved reading Rufas' letters from his general to (Midaski/arch lector, someone else).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on August 11, 2008, 09:00:41 AM

I like that you have the Griffin incorporated into the model. I've seen too many war alters that neglect this important aspect of the description.


Okay, stop playing with poor, dead danny. Here comes a marshmellow party.
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: neverness   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 11, 2008, 10:08:28 AM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: neverness   ::heretic:: (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/sothmad.gif)
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


You could at least have brought marshmallows... now I had to get my own....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Shadowwolf on August 11, 2008, 10:36:50 AM

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: neverness   ::heretic:: (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/sothmad.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/nulnbiggrin.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weabeer.gif)
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

And beer! The fire does not burn properly without ethanol!

Shadowwolf

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 11, 2008, 02:12:16 PM
Freek it! You are making a real burning, according to all rules! And you make it in the good tradition of the True inquisition!  :icon_eek:
There is still hope, there is still time. Now, I have missed you guys! You just allowed Philly to take over despite his attempts to shut down this tread from the start!

But I got no funny special smiley...  :icon_frown:
Canīt someone make me one with a pissed of Warrior priest?

Anyway, we need MORE beer! I got a hidden storage of the fine beer Rufas deposited for our use!
Here we go!  :::cheers:::

Now, lets take up the song together!

Yoo, ho, ho
An inquistors life for me!

 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Von Breden on August 11, 2008, 07:51:40 PM
But I got no funny special smiley...  :icon_frown:
Canīt someone make me one with a pissed of Warrior priest?
:x There you go...

Yoo, ho, ho
A cheapskate's life for me!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 11, 2008, 11:45:04 PM
I aprove of everything that has been said on this page, except the comments about danny.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Shadowwolf on August 14, 2008, 09:45:37 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weabullet.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weapistl.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/helmmad.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif), Well, there is no warrior priest range yet... Perhaps there should be. There are a lot of angry smilies though, and witchhunter smilies are easily made! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqthumbs.gif)

Yo ho, yo ho
A smiley's life for me!


Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 14, 2008, 12:03:22 PM
What we need is a Warrior priest smiley washing the dishes.

Things are backing up a little bit in the kitchen since Siberius keeps, ahem, disappearing with the spanish maids...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on August 14, 2008, 12:33:34 PM
What we need is a Warrior priest smiley washing the dishes.

Things are backing up a little bit in the kitchen since Siberius keeps, ahem, disappearing with the spanish maids...

Phil

nuttun wrong with that. :blush: even they must be "interrogated"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Shadowwolf on August 14, 2008, 05:15:16 PM
I hereby vow the next smiley will be a burning goat.  ::heretic:: With a little bit of luck, he will even be wrapped in the american flag!  :happy:

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 14, 2008, 05:25:34 PM
I will happily light the fire.. if you provide a left arm for that..

  ::heretic::                           (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/sothdry.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 14, 2008, 07:20:13 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weabullet.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weapistl.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/helmmad.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Hey, I like him. Even if he wears a bascinet and not a kettlehat, he got my attitude! :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 14, 2008, 07:28:53 PM
Dishes? My dear, no, they need no washing! Come on, youīre supposed to be civilised people! Each has his spoon and his plate and he or she takes care of them. And I liked my spoon clean after the last meal. See!

But filthy beasts like Philly are so uncivilised and cannot separate between mine and yours. So he must have it all dished! Now what a waste of water and soap! I say Philly has to lick his own plate like the rest of us!

But I know someone who NEEDS washing, no, make that two!

Philly and Siberius needs to be put into the steamhouse and then into the big bath! Pronto! Infact... I have prepared it right... here! Two of them, one for each of you! Fancy a bath?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 14, 2008, 11:51:40 PM
Well... is this with or without the Spanish maids?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 15, 2008, 11:21:12 AM
Well, you can have the spanish maid with you if you insist. Do you want them in the bath with you our beside the bathtubs?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 15, 2008, 11:29:47 AM
ummm... exactly how hot will this water be for these baths?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Siberius on August 15, 2008, 01:03:06 PM
I don't know where I got these Spanish maids from... but ok.  :icon_biggrin:

I say in there too... and some beside the tub. There is no shortage of maids.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 15, 2008, 01:31:27 PM
I dunno... me thinks the Priest is trying to make a stew of sorts...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 15, 2008, 05:00:38 PM
Stew! Holy Sigmar, who would want to eat that stew? Must be the most starved out ogre you have ever seen.
No, I want you clean, thatīs all. Thereīs gotta be some level of purity even among beastmens, especially if they wanna play inquisitor.

Sure, spanish maids both in and outside the baths. See, they are not getting boiled.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 15, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Hi, my name is Wyzer and I approve of this thread

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: HoS on August 15, 2008, 07:39:23 PM
Wyzer, come on, this thread has dropped so much since we humble few started it, how could you approve?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 15, 2008, 08:22:36 PM
I think Wyzer recognizes that even in its... ahem... heyday, this thread was never anything but S.H.I.T.

People with rings of smileys around them, pretending to hold some sort of court so stupid that it necessitated the creation of a new board so people couldn't plow through 2000 posts of three word posts? That right there may be its greatest feat, forever cementing itself as the low point in W-E posting history.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 15, 2008, 09:45:56 PM
Every respectable site has an off-topic forum, Philly. I was appaled by the total lack of such a thing, where you could post those off-topic stuff, like my inspirational re-enactment things and so on...
I mean, Philly, I would not have realized how... manly... you where with that beard.  :Ohmy:

Ehh.... well. Now to something completley different!

As you said, this tread has been about S.H.I.T and in the name of St. Rufas it is time to do some cleanup! Are you going to step into the bath before the water runs cold, or will Siberius the all the maids for himself?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 15, 2008, 10:35:05 PM
True enough, the off topic forum was a must have.

Alright, I suppose I am ready for that bath... where are those lusty SPanish maids...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Merrick on August 16, 2008, 07:10:27 AM
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/MintyM15/Ima.jpg)

However, it appear I haven't been missed.  :wink:
What have I missed while away?  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: rufus sparkfire on August 16, 2008, 09:44:34 AM
People with rings of smileys around them, pretending to hold some sort of court so stupid that it necessitated the creation of a new board so people couldn't plow through 2000 posts of three word posts? That right there may be its greatest feat, forever cementing itself as the low point in W-E posting history.

 :icon_lol:

Quite right!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on August 16, 2008, 10:54:28 AM
Hmm... I cannot see why it is such a low point? What is the thing with being dull and serious all the time, doing mathhammering, flaming your opponents because they keep on fielding halberdiers etc...
For me, this site came of age when it finally got itself a real off-topic forum and stopped taking itself so darn seriouslly! :ph34r:

"Finally... yeah, get some more warm water ready if the gentlemens finds the baths a bit cold. As the badmeister I cannot have customers complaining about the temperature, be it too cold or too hot. Now relax and let the maids scrub you clean!"


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 16, 2008, 11:54:58 AM
I like this forum too, but this thread was always a bit... meh.

Things have turned around now though!  Bring on the scrubby wenches!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: rufus sparkfire on August 16, 2008, 12:04:35 PM
I like the back table, apart from the alleged 'debates' on serious issues. They are just people shouting opinions at each other, with no one listening. Though to be fair, that's how most real-life debates are anyway (and why they are generally futile).  :icon_smile:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Siberius on August 16, 2008, 05:00:10 PM
I've found that the shouting debates soon get drowned out by putting your head underwater  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Shadowwolf on August 20, 2008, 07:41:52 PM
I hereby vow the next smiley will be a burning goat.  ::heretic:: With a little bit of luck, he will even be wrapped in the american flag!  :happy:

Shadowwolf

And so has been done! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/GrillyP.gif)    (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/stirhappy.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif) Everybody, meet GrillyP!

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Siberius on August 20, 2008, 07:47:24 PM
It's so cute I almost feel sorry for it burning...


(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/siberius.gif)

But then I remember how fun burning really is  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 20, 2008, 10:32:03 PM
Oh man, GrillyP gets an smiley? 

Lucky communist...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Obi on August 26, 2008, 02:58:52 PM
What the... Even Grilly has a smiley now? Let's make a list:
-Grutch
-Sibby
-Grilly
-me
-soth

I mean, who's next? Dendo?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 26, 2008, 03:06:14 PM
I'm still the only one with an entire series...


And I nominate danny to be the next one to get his own smiley...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on August 26, 2008, 03:33:33 PM
As long as the maker can capture the true essence of the maggots.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 26, 2008, 03:47:19 PM
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/forum/nothingtoadd.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Shadowwolf on August 26, 2008, 05:04:48 PM
What the... Even Grilly has a smiley now? Let's make a list:
-Grutch
-Sibby
-Grilly
-me
-soth

I mean, who's next? Dendo?
Hmm, not too bad an idea... An elvish smiley in a red cap. Very pixielated...

And burning of course  :closed-eyes:

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Helborg on August 26, 2008, 07:56:05 PM
What the... Even Grilly has a smiley now? Let's make a list:
-Grutch
-Sibby
-Grilly
-me
-soth

I mean, who's next? Dendo?
Hmm, not too bad an idea... An elvish smiley in a red cap. Very pixielated...

And burning of course  :closed-eyes:

Shadowwolf

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DENDO HAS A SMILEY! IT'S THE APOCOLIPSE! no offence there dendo  :engel:


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Helborg on October 09, 2008, 10:41:08 PM
*Stands in empty hall* HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? Anyone here?


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 09, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
*hiss*

What do you seek?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on October 09, 2008, 11:37:21 PM
I think thats seek.

And threadomancy is punishable by rectal dilation.  This place is no longer in use, we have all moved to the Marriott down the road.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 09, 2008, 11:40:27 PM
I think thats seek.

And threadomancy is punishable by rectal dilation.  This place is no longer in use, we have all moved to the Marriott down the road.

Phil
I actually stayed at a Marriott on the trip I took to DC earlier this year  :biggriin:

This thread is immortal... and not subject to its own rules of threadomancy  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on October 09, 2008, 11:47:24 PM
Don't bastardize what this thread was with what it has become.

Let it remain a memorial to that which is attainable on an internet forum about plastic soldiers.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 09, 2008, 11:49:29 PM
I suppose we could revitalize it a little... no shame in letting this thread and its thousands of posts go to waste

I got it, lets burn Helborg for Threadomancy and double posting  :biggriin:

 ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: phillyt on October 09, 2008, 11:53:41 PM
It will forever be the number one thread on the board.  It is there, at the top of the Stats section, for all the world to see.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle <-- not Phillyts
Post by: Helborg on October 10, 2008, 07:54:45 AM
*hiss*

What do you seek?

Pink sparcally fairy wings, the kind that glow in the dark.

I suppose we could revitalize it a little... no shame in letting this thread and its thousands of posts go to waste

I got it, lets burn Helborg for Threadomancy and double posting  :biggriin:

 ::heretic::

Wait a second, didn't I prove you to be heretic the day I burned you, YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE oh wise lordBEGONE!


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 10, 2008, 10:39:04 AM
still a bit surprised this thing got rezed.  then again this is the back table :eusa_clap:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 10, 2008, 10:58:56 AM
Yes, rezed to leak out a couple more posts.  Short one liners with pretend burnings and assaults.  Tinhat wearing warpriests and shallow, empty threats.  This place once help court for luminaries, now it is a playground of the meek.

Let it pass as all things must.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 10, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Not before I am fínished with you, Philly...

Alright Sisters of Sigmar, do your holy duty! Drown these beastialities and heat up the water.

You spoke truly, Siberius, you will not hear any debates with furry head under water, neither will Philly here. Especially not as it happens to be sanctified water. :engel: Sanctified in the name of greater illuminaries like Rufas the Eccentric, blessed be his name.

He is the reason and rhyme for my action here. I could not live aslong as Philly and Siberius deliberately sullied the tread by trying to take control over it in the name of Chaos. So in the honour of Rufas, I have slayed the corrupt ones, so their blood can clean away the filth that they splattered allover the place.
This site may be open to both elves and beasts, but it IS first and foremost an Empire site and itīs institution must therefore be a pure and true institution sanctified by the will and power of Sigmar and his priesthood, as well as his Imperial Majesty Karl Franz.
And yes, other sanctified cults will be tolerated.

That is it...
We have no drowning smiley so I shall just show how the priests fire up the heaters below to boil Philly and Siberius for a final purification!

Am I not holy? :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: t12161991 on October 10, 2008, 12:40:30 PM
I'd simply like to say that asrai.org has a longer thread :engel:. Not to mention more pointless...

http://www.asrai.org/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=9910&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=2525
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 10, 2008, 08:28:12 PM
Off course we do, my padawan! We are the masters!  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 10, 2008, 08:58:57 PM
Am I not holy? :engel:

Not really.  Besides, we won.  This thread is a corpse.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 10, 2008, 09:07:11 PM
Am I not holy? :engel:

Not really.  Besides, we won.  This thread is a corpse.

Phil

You will be holy after I pop a few caps into you :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 11, 2008, 10:17:15 AM
You are evil, Philly. I still do not get WHY you so much wanted this tread dead? It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site... Just the kind of tread this place needed to be true.

 :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 11, 2008, 10:48:05 AM
It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site

It WAS, thats the point.  It was a great thread.  However, it quickly spiraled into obselesence.  It has limped on like some dog after being struck by a car.  Its time has passed.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 11, 2008, 11:19:55 AM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the passing of this thread from its original use as a method of pumping post count through idle slanging matches and now into legend. I would like all who posted here to take a minute and consider what they have done!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on October 11, 2008, 01:44:03 PM
It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site

It WAS, thats the point.  It was a great thread.  However, it quickly spiraled into obselesence.  It has limped on like some dog after being struck by a car.  Its time has passed.

That what I said about your mother!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 11, 2008, 03:41:01 PM
Well, we cannot bury it without a last proper burning.

Now, the obvious evildoer here is Philly, who in all his evil and envy could not let this tread go down peacefully but had to sully and humiliate it before it´s end. He also have revealed himself to be a daemonworshiper, who also has a hidden passion for tall point helmets and wearing long bedgowns. He also openly works like the beast of chaos he is to topple the Holy Empire of Sigmar into the abyss.
There, I can see no other punishment, nor anyone more deserving of this final judgement and sanctified way of holy execution than PhillyT.

May his evil bring fuel to this final and last conflagration of this holy institution, and lets sanctify this final bonfire to our sorely missed, the noble and most holy St. Rufas, divine protector of the eccentrics!


 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: PhillyT  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

*Mathi humming the melody of King Henry VIII funeral march
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 12, 2008, 12:14:31 AM
Awww, burned at last! 

I am not sullying the thread, I am trying to let it pass on without another page or five of people surrounded by burning smileys or beer clinking.

Sigmar bless this thread.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 12, 2008, 05:31:39 AM
Been away for a year but now I am back. ::heretic::

So,are we still burning heretics or did you guys go soft? :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 12, 2008, 03:20:35 PM
We must now do it in secrecy as Philly and his deomonic creatures want to kill all of our kind.
We must not let this happen. Burn philly's ashes  :icon_mrgreen:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Philly's  ashes  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 12, 2008, 06:15:55 PM
*Leaves a sign on the door to my office*

(Consultation is currently not available, due to time away in order to prepare education... and warhammer online gaming )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 12, 2008, 07:42:58 PM
So that was how it ended, the leader lured to Warcraft and his noble lieutenant run off to Warhammer online, pay per month geekdom, it gets them all in the end!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 12, 2008, 07:45:20 PM
Hey!...


Yea i have nuffin...


Im weak...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 12, 2008, 08:30:21 PM
Any chance of getting a smiley of someone trowing a bucket of water on someone on fire. Just in case people get accidentally burned?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 12, 2008, 08:48:39 PM
"How can you call yourself Sigmarīs son and then say people can get burned accidentally? There are no such thing as accidental inquisitorial burnings! All Inquisitorial burnings, and especially those I preform, are sanctified by Sigmar himself and can therefore not be accidentally but an undeniable extention of His most holy WILL!!!"

"Therefore you have just spoken heresy, so-called Sigmarīs son! But since we are not to burn any more people on in this tread, I will have to punish your heresy by a sound spanking with my warhammer, and hope you will learn from this punishment and become more versed in the art of acting out Sigmars will through holy fire!"

Damn...

"Since there are no appropriate smiley of me bashing heretics with a hammer, I shall have to use the reserve alternative. That is grabbing you by the neck and bash your head into the nearest yet standing brickwall just to beat some sense and reason into your head! That way you will also lay the foundation to the holy priesthood haircut! See lad, I am helping you unto the right path! However, a sound spanking with a warhammer usually works faster.

 :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall:
 :eusa_wall: Sigmarīs  :eusa_wall:
 :eusa_wall:    son      :eusa_wall:
 :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 12, 2008, 08:56:22 PM
Well I actually meant if there was a rogue inquisitor or someone pretending to be one then we might come to the rescue with the water bucket throwing smiley. But if tht is herasey, then bash away! :-*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 12, 2008, 11:04:40 PM
Look mom, idiocy!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mogsam on October 12, 2008, 11:13:46 PM
Hey!...


Yea i have nuffin...


Im weak...

That's not what your mother said after 10 hours with me, she had plenty! I never get weak.

Mogsam. (Hasn't read anything but the last page and see's your mum jokes as acceptable. Therefore is forced to make one.)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 13, 2008, 06:09:14 AM
We can make mom jokes?!

Wow,this thread just got even more interesting. :mrgreen:


Anyway I sugest that we throw away the chains of the  administration and do a MASSIVE burning of all innocent or guilty within 50 yards of this thread. :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 13, 2008, 10:38:14 AM
That is my way of reasoning, Blind Knight! Drastic and firm measures! No fiddling about with petty stuff. If they burn and Sigmar allows it, they must surely be bad. And if they where innocent after all, they will get extra points with Morr, so whatīs the fuss?

And idiocy, Philly? I call it amusing. I makes my heart sing!  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 13, 2008, 01:27:26 PM
I'd simply like to say that asrai.org has a longer thread :engel:. Not to mention more pointless...

http://www.asrai.org/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=9910&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=2525
Yeah, but that thread consists of pure spam.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 13, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
and that differs from this one because...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on October 13, 2008, 02:15:48 PM
But at least this one is mired in the nothingness that is the Back Table. :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 13, 2008, 02:51:34 PM
Nooooooooooooo not your mom jokes!!!  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 13, 2008, 07:42:19 PM
Nooooooooooooo not your mom jokes!!!  ::heretic::

Your moma is SOOOO fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYONE. :-D


Sorry it ws stronger than me.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 13, 2008, 08:17:19 PM
Yo momma is so fat her "Official Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle" T-shirt only has one line.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 13, 2008, 08:20:15 PM
Yo mommas so fat and ugly she got turned into a greater daemon of nurgle and noone noticed  :engel:



.. ya I think this thread has reached an alltime low  :::cheers::: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 13, 2008, 08:25:23 PM

.. ya I think this thread has reached an alltime low  :::cheers::: ::heretic::

Oh don't worry. Just when you think it can't get any lower, someone will come along and surprise you...  :engel: :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 13, 2008, 08:31:19 PM
Yo Momma is so fat her War Altar is a double wide.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 13, 2008, 09:56:34 PM
My ma has a car not a War Alter!
Any bad jokes all you get burned, end of story, good jokes are highly acceptable.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: t12161991 on October 13, 2008, 09:58:48 PM
Yo mamma's so ugly, she withers plants when she walks by
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 14, 2008, 01:01:03 AM
My ma has a car not a War Alter!
Any bad jokes all you get burned, end of story, good jokes are highly acceptable.

Yo momma's so fat she got stuck in Middenhiems main gate.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dunrik on October 14, 2008, 09:38:07 AM
Yo momma's ugly that even a Great Daemon of Nurgle will flee in terror
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on October 14, 2008, 12:23:57 PM
Yo mama's so stupid even the Mace of Helstrum can't knock sense into her!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 14, 2008, 01:52:35 PM
Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 14, 2008, 02:10:46 PM
Yo momma is so fat they had to cut down all the trees in Nordland for the bonfire.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 14, 2008, 02:12:35 PM
Yo momma's so fat that when she uses her VHS against a Bloodthirster, she loses weight.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on October 14, 2008, 05:12:53 PM

.. ya I think this thread has reached an alltime low  :::cheers::: ::heretic::

Oh don't worry. Just when you think it can't get any lower, someone will come along and surprise you...  :engel: :::cheers:::


Que for Sanj to enter.

*opens black jacket*

Souls for sale  :roll:


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 14, 2008, 05:15:53 PM

.. ya I think this thread has reached an alltime low  :::cheers::: ::heretic::

Oh don't worry. Just when you think it can't get any lower, someone will come along and surprise you...  :engel: :::cheers:::


Que for Sanj to enter.

*opens black jacket*

Souls for sale  :roll:


Sanj

 :eusa_clap: :eusa_clap: :eusa_clap:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 14, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
Yo mommas so fat and ugly she got turned into a greater daemon of nurgle and noone noticed  :engel:

That actually happens in the book Witch Finder. Where a noble slowly turns into one. He doesnt allow anyone else than a magician to come in to his room and shields his form with a bed curtain. :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on October 14, 2008, 07:22:20 PM
Yo mommas so fat and ugly she got turned into a greater daemon of nurgle and noone noticed  :engel:

That actually happens in the book Witch Finder. Where a noble slowly turns into one. He doesnt allow anyone else than a magician to come in to his room and shields his form with a bed curtain. :D

They always hide behind curtains...

(http://socialmarketing.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/16/wizard_of_oz_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 14, 2008, 07:56:49 PM
Yo momma is so loose that her gyno needs to use van Horstmans speculum for her smear!

Now please let that be a truly disgusting end to it! :eusa_wall:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 14, 2008, 08:07:12 PM
Yo momma is so loose that her gyno needs to use van Horstmans speculum for her smear!

Now please let that be a truly disgusting end to it! :eusa_wall:

 :dry: Don't count on it...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 14, 2008, 08:31:55 PM
My ma has a car not a War Alter!
Any bad jokes all you get burned, end of story, good jokes are highly acceptable.



The depths are hereby illustrated as the above quote would have got the poster burned, flogged and quartered 30 pages ago ..............


The building has been unoccupied.
The pets housed and chained in the basement have escaped and been allowed free rein throughout the temple, and unfortunately out into the real world.

The Inquisitors themselves all tempted and tainted away to other worldly pleasures ..........

............ and all I can say is "I told you so"

The Inquisition is dead, ........ and Lord M still rules....................... and collects the taxes ...........

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 14, 2008, 09:25:55 PM
I sense someone here does not recognise the powers that the inquistions still has on the forum.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: log  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

That is the burnig log that just missed your head as you said your little speech  :icon_mrgreen:

Shouldn't you be out paying off your endless debt or something  :icon_twisted:

THE INQUISITION LIVES ON!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 14, 2008, 09:36:19 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/Expected.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 14, 2008, 09:56:49 PM
NO!
You heard Midaski! He speaketh the truth! You have dared to go against St.Midaski, divine protector of your former chapter Inn!
He did indeed point out a classic example of TRUE heresy! And once more, the culprit is YOU!
*Mathi points big finger at Sigmarīs Son

I did bash your head against the wall earlier, but it is clear you did not learn. Hence, I see you are corrupted aswell. I bet you have been nicking from the church aswell.

So, in view of these findings, you will burn! No, this is no inquisition, no silly interogation! This is done following the shining example of Luthor Huss, Sigmars true prophet!

Now burn, you heretical Impostor! And for the last time...
It is called a WAR ALTAR!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Sigmarīs  ::heretic::
 ::heretic::     son     ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 14, 2008, 11:16:31 PM
*dance my puppets dance*
*muhahahahaah*


hrmhghr

Back to the topic at hand, Mathi speaks the truth and his words shall be taken as gospel! Only those of pure faith can stand the scalding flame, and if Sigmar deems you worthy Sigmars Son (boy that sentence sounded odd) then you may be spared...

Then again.. maybe its time to bring back the past... TRIAL BY GOOGLE (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.msg201718#msg201718) "sigmars son" -> Im feeling Lucky = http://forums.precept.cc/showthread.php?t=1189

 :Ohmy: He ... doesnt even exist... which must mean he's a skaven ratman

WE HAVE A SKAVEN INFESTATION IN OUR MIDST, DESTROY THE RATMEN!





 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 15, 2008, 07:51:26 AM
Arrgh!
He failed the trial by GOOGLE!
Blessed be Sigmar, I knew my faith guided me correctly!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 15, 2008, 08:55:56 AM
"The blind knight slowly lit the torch as he aproached the dark figure.He knew what his act will start,but he had no chocie.With one last deep breath he charged the figure."


BURRNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: the blind knight ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

I have been judged for my lack of FAITH in our holy cause.

 :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 15, 2008, 04:11:49 PM
hahaha (nicely done blind knight)
the fire has spared me. What will you do know. I ask you call my saint sigmar's son :P

I will avenge my attempted execution soon enough. Probably when I find someone to support me :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 15, 2008, 04:40:53 PM
hahaha (nicely done blind knight)

Yes he was - done good and proper ...............  :engel:

Behold the power of Midaski.



I will avenge my attempted execution soon enough. Probably when I find someone to support me :)

Were you actually born before this thread started S'sS .........  :icon_question:


 :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 15, 2008, 05:39:18 PM
WRONG, I am older then the whole site.  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 15, 2008, 05:47:52 PM
WRONG, I am older then the whole site.  :icon_mrgreen:

Sigmar's son is so old he remembers when Elves were Men!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 15, 2008, 05:50:36 PM
Perfectly put.

I could also tell you about when ratmen where our allies (now that's something you don't here too often  :icon_mrgreen: )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 15, 2008, 06:35:35 PM
Perfectly put.

I could also tell you about when ratmen where our allies (now that's something you don't here too often  :icon_mrgreen: )
I knew it! The Irish are traitors!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 15, 2008, 06:36:52 PM
why, for being old enough to remember things past?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 15, 2008, 07:25:10 PM
No for being that old and still remembering anything

Burn the witch !

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 15, 2008, 07:29:00 PM
hahaha (nicely done blind knight)

Yes he was - done good and proper ...............  :engel:

Behold the power of Midaski.



I will avenge my attempted execution soon enough. Probably when I find someone to support me :)

Were you actually born before this thread started S'sS .........  :icon_question:


 :engel:



Thats not fair. :-D

And again this is further proff that this Midaski creature has powers beyond our understanding. :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 15, 2008, 08:50:55 PM
Burn him, for he is on the side of PhillyT (and yes, GrillyP).

Trial by google, midaski is actually greek, and we all know about those greeks, he is into hostile takeovers of gold research plants,(why, there isnt any gold there yet, he loves to watch big brother

As this indicates, midaski has been lowered from his position of high cancellor, replaced by the blind knight, and he way also be burned at the mercy of the blind knight for the above reasons and for the fact that he is one with the chaos!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 15, 2008, 09:07:58 PM
Burn the tax collector, preposterous! Who would take our hard earned money off us without tax collectors?

And without taxes how could Grutch post spurious percentages (only kidding boss)  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 15, 2008, 09:31:38 PM
As this indicates, midaski has been lowered from his position of high cancellor, replaced by the blind knight, and he way also be burned at the mercy of the blind knight for the above reasons and for the fact that he is one with the chaos!
No dude, now you've crossed the line.

Like Veldemere said, whe need our lord chancellor. I relieve you from your non-existent inquisitorial duties, whilst you wait for soth to have some *fun* with you.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 15, 2008, 09:48:01 PM
But I tought there was no Inquisition?
This is all just one big conspiracy to go out and get me, I knew I couldn't you all ;)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 15, 2008, 11:06:37 PM
You don't teach about the inquistion. Nobody expects us, so you can't teach them about us, because then they will expect us.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on October 16, 2008, 06:53:44 AM
*Eight returns, and burns Obi before anyone notices he's back.*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 16, 2008, 08:04:07 AM
Eight !

Stop that !

Let's talk this over in my torture chamber offices.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 16, 2008, 12:46:47 PM
Well no, the fire did not spare you, Sigmarīs son. But youīre so charred you lost all the sense you may have had once upon a time...

Blind knight! That was a most insightful and righteous deed of yours! That is how a true follower of Sigmar acts in view of his own shortcomings!  :engel:

See and learn, SoS, you had so much to learn about what it truly takes to follow Sigmar. Youīre just another poser...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 16, 2008, 02:23:45 PM
Blind knight! That was a most insightful and righteous deed of yours! That is how a true follower of Sigmar acts in view of his own shortcomings!  :engel:

The quality just isn't here anymore ............

The wanna-be Inquisitors cannot even see the obvious when it stares them in the face.

Mathi misses it just as SsS did .............

 :engel:



Here's a clue - Just go back to the blind knight post and read it right to the bottom.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 16, 2008, 04:35:36 PM
yea it was the old Midaski trick of editing posts.. The one power we cannot compete the mods with.

I miss the old days.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 16, 2008, 05:00:03 PM
yea it was the old Midaski trick of editing posts..
Yes, I can't understand how someone could've missed that. Especially since he tried to burn midaski.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 16, 2008, 08:00:29 PM
I have found my excuse for my random burnings and complainings and stuffs.
I was drunk, but am now going to groups to sort out my problems.
[steps out of the lime light with his torch burnings and ready to burn guilty heritics]
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 16, 2008, 09:22:20 PM
Midaski, you sadden me...  :icon_frown:

Was it not me that saw the light and titled you St. Midaski? Have I not always hailed your holyness and how Sigmar always bless your actions?

Proof of your holy powers lays bare for all too see, and you are indeed a vessel for the divine actions of our Lord Sigmar! Infact, the very post of Blind knight is the ultimate evidence of Sigmars benevolence toward a misguided follower, ensuring his soul was cleanced by the holy flames of your righteous fury!

Alas folk, kneel and pray to the great St. Midaski! Once again his blessed light is shining on us mortals! Under his guiding star we are all protected from the menace of Chaos, the villany of the undead and the viciousness of the orcs!

Pay heed! Where are the loyal followers, the ardent ones always travelling in his steps, praising his name and constantly calling down Sigmars protection and blessing over him!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 16, 2008, 09:37:24 PM
I second everything Mathi has just said.

also;
We need a complete review of Inquisition positions/ranks and roles.

I propose for St. Midaski to be leader with Mathi as his apprentice!

If you think of me worthy I volunteer myself to a petit role as such as a supervisor of executions.
However, my deeds are left at the wishes of my superiors.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 16, 2008, 10:33:24 PM
I second everything Mathi has just said.

also;
We need a complete review of Inquisition positions/ranks and roles.

I propose for St. Midaski to be leader with Mathi as his apprentice!

If you think of me worthy I volunteer myself to a petit role as such as a supervisor of executions.
However, my deeds are left at the wishes of my superiors.
Yeah, get off the bandwagon.

And reorganisation has been discussed before, and deemed heretical. Still drunk, eh?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 16, 2008, 10:50:43 PM
just a tad there good chap.

I relieve myself of my duties and am now going home! :P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 17, 2008, 12:13:00 AM
Idiocy.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 17, 2008, 01:32:30 AM
Can I be Chief Inquisitor for Yo Mama Jokes?  CIYMJ
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on October 17, 2008, 09:32:12 AM
Idiocy.

Phil

Would make sense, I'm back, after all.  :-D :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 17, 2008, 09:32:46 AM
That's not a clever acronym jlutin.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 17, 2008, 12:53:47 PM
Organisation? What the...
I was just planning on getting my horse and ride out, seeking out corrupted officials, badguys and general evildoers and bring justice to them in the name of Sigmar and Midaski. After, Philly does his best to destroy the inquisition so everyone can come over and discuss in the Beastly tread, or discuss foreign policy.

I was going to follow the noble example of Luthor Huss...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 17, 2008, 02:17:30 PM
and would those examples of luthor huss have anything to do with smiting goats?
I will return to the inquisition as the horribly over raged sworn executioner?  H.O.R.S.E.   
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 17, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Do you want me to quote myself?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 17, 2008, 02:41:51 PM
but its a horse
then you guys could call me horse, instead on siggy son, or ss, Sos and whatnot
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 17, 2008, 02:49:12 PM
I meant get off the bandwagon.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 17, 2008, 03:36:02 PM
what bandwagon?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 17, 2008, 03:56:44 PM
Mathi's. I mean, he doesn't even want one. He wants to be a pure prophet, not a leader of some flaggelants.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 17, 2008, 04:27:49 PM
Ah sure he is only young.
Throw him into a some little war and we'll see what he says when he's finished.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 17, 2008, 08:37:50 PM
That's not a clever acronym jlutin.

Yea, that's why I need help.  :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 17, 2008, 10:57:05 PM
call yourself, dirt eating attacker towards heritics.
D.E.A.T.H.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: steveb on October 18, 2008, 12:06:24 AM
what size base does a band wagon go on? and how many pages/people can it hold? steveb
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on October 18, 2008, 01:12:09 AM
call yourself, dirt eating attacker towards heritics.
D.E.A.T.H.

Yea, but I want to either have Yo Mama or LOL cats in my title.   :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 18, 2008, 06:01:55 AM
what size base does a band wagon go on? and how many pages/people can it hold? steveb
A bandwagon can hold a minimum of 79 pages. It is the size of Altdorf.


:engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 18, 2008, 10:29:37 AM
call yourself, dirt eating attacker towards heritics.
D.E.A.T.H.

Yea, but I want to either have Yo Mama or LOL cats in my title.   :biggriin:

Well as long it's kind of depressing or at least not saying that your king or anything, then you might survive critism for the more strict members. :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 18, 2008, 06:30:10 PM
please someone put the last nail in and lock this thread!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on October 18, 2008, 06:58:01 PM
please someone put the last nail in and lock this thread!

Lock the S.H.I.T???

Heresy I say!  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on October 18, 2008, 09:26:24 PM
It's almost at 100 pages :-) Just a little more fire? Couldn't hurt?

Shadowwolf


(BUUUUUURRRNNN!!!!  (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif) )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 18, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
Anyone know that world record for the website with the longest tread?
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: t12161991 on October 18, 2008, 11:41:42 PM
No... over on Asrai we are aiming for 1000 pages though... and we are at 105
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on October 19, 2008, 12:04:31 AM
Anyone know that world record for the website with the longest tread?
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
I think the Im 18, do I have potential? thread is the longest. Either way it deserves to win a price.

Click! (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=614033)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 19, 2008, 12:12:56 AM
And they say that wargamers are pathetic. :icon_mrgreen:


P.s:I just realised the shit part. :mrgreen:I never really looked at the title since it changed all the time.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 19, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
Ehm, I think lolcats is the longest.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 19, 2008, 07:58:13 AM
Me young? Flinging me into some war?

*Bitchslap H.O.R.S.E with his warhammer

Listen up, you young punk! My beard is thicker than yours! See... I am out propheting here and it is mean work! I cannot drag boys along with me, until they have proven themselves worthy.

So go over there and defeat that goat called Philly and I might think it over!

OOC: I am 34 so young is sort of a compliment to me...  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 19, 2008, 11:13:36 AM
I have already smitted the goat :P

I never said that I wasn't young ;)
I meant you are young compared to saint midaski (i am going to get ino so much trouble for this :P )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 19, 2008, 06:21:57 PM
Maybe compared to Midaski, but you are not saying St. Midaski here is old are you? I would think first before writing such a thing, you know. I am merciful but Midaski is righteous first and merciful later. And he surely is in his full rights to meet out what judgement he see fit.

I would be careful to check your posts once in a while, just to make sure they have not changed... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on October 21, 2008, 06:14:55 AM
I have already smitted the goat :P

I never said that I wasn't young ;)
I meant you are young compared to saint midaski (i am going to get ino so much trouble for this :P )

What have you smitten the goat with???  ::heretic:: And exactly how?

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 21, 2008, 08:24:54 AM
He means he's smitten with the goat...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on October 21, 2008, 10:44:16 AM
Both he AND the goat are now smitten?  :Ohmy:

Now this is getting worse  :-P I believe we have a follower of Nurgle somewhere in the vicinity.

We'd better either quarantine Sigmar's son or purge his sickness along with the goat.  ::heretic::

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 21, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
Quarantine? What's that nonsense? We're the inquisition! Burn the witch!

::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 21, 2008, 03:51:18 PM
Ah not again  :icon_evil:

Maybe compared to Midaski, but you are not saying St. Midaski here is old are you? I would think first before writing such a thing, you know. I am merciful but Midaski is righteous first and merciful later. And he surely is in his full rights to meet out what judgement he see fit.

I would be careful to check your posts once in a while, just to make sure they have not changed... :engel:

And eh, I meant to say he is wise beyond any measure  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on October 24, 2008, 09:06:50 AM
Quarantine? What's that nonsense? We're the inquisition! Burn the witch!

::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)


Hear hear!

::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 24, 2008, 01:47:59 PM
Why does the smiley burning me seem to be shocked?
What has shocked him?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 24, 2008, 01:51:25 PM
The fact that his marshmallow still isn't done yet.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 24, 2008, 01:59:52 PM
Are you trying to imply that I am not hot. That's for Rufas :D

And just to let you all know I'll be gone for a week or so.
Just so you all have enough time to throw your celebratory party :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on October 24, 2008, 04:20:41 PM
is he gone yet??

 if so  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 25, 2008, 04:46:23 AM
And there was much rejoicing...


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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on October 25, 2008, 07:08:53 AM
And there was much rejoicing...


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Shall we eat his minstrels?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 25, 2008, 09:30:10 AM
No man, it's peanutbutter jelly time! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 26, 2008, 11:58:14 AM
I am emptying this can filled with newly made honey in celebration!  :::cheers:::

Hey... what are we parting for?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 26, 2008, 12:23:59 PM
Parting? What are you talking about? Philly hasn't won! We'll stick together forever! YAY!
 

:engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on October 26, 2008, 02:10:19 PM
Obi, at the moment i cannot afford a civil partnership, but if you really insist we can wait until i get paid.
or was I mistaken by this??
Philly hasn't won! We'll stick together forever! YAY!

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 26, 2008, 08:37:47 PM
Parting? What are you talking about? Philly hasn't won! We'll stick together forever! YAY!
 

:engel:



That is such a gay statement I could only think of the end of 'grease'! I had to let a man bugger me just to feel less gay! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on October 26, 2008, 09:14:53 PM
I had to let a man bugger me just to feel less gay! ::heretic::

Sooooo tempted to sig this, but I'm changing sigs every few days at the moment.  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 27, 2008, 05:29:12 PM
Hmm... I feel tempted to burn someone just for going for such... low blows on my hasty spelling...

You are sure you are a part with PhillyT, Obi?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Johan Willhelm on October 27, 2008, 05:37:23 PM
Such a dicky thing to do but . . .  2000th post on this thread! Wahoo!

Burn the heretics  ::heretic:: etc.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 27, 2008, 07:24:38 PM
 :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 27, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
No one has smitted me.  A bunch of people dawdling about the thread was stupid when it started, but it had the gravitas of Rufas and Soth to lend some credibility.  Now it has nothing...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on October 27, 2008, 07:55:09 PM
Now it has nothing...

Except me.

It is the Anti-Inquisition's time to shine now! :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 27, 2008, 08:46:52 PM
No one has smitted me.  A bunch of people dawdling about the thread was stupid when it started, but it had the gravitas of Rufas and Soth to lend some credibility.  Now it has nothing...

Phil

I really miss Rufas... silly old git....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 27, 2008, 08:53:26 PM
[I really miss Rufas... silly old git....


Tell me about it - this place still doesn't seem the same .................

 :icon_sad:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 27, 2008, 09:19:43 PM
It never will.  Others may come and go, but there is only ever one of any of us.

Oh man... I accidentally made this thread marginally relevant to me again...


Quick, somebody burn me.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on October 27, 2008, 09:23:56 PM
Done.

 ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 27, 2008, 09:25:49 PM
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Done better...


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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on October 27, 2008, 09:38:27 PM
It's heavy, but it's good to remember him.  I know I still miss him. :icon_sad:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 27, 2008, 09:56:25 PM
Such true heroes like Rufas will always be remembered! I am sad I never had the pleasure of meeting him in flesh.

And I will do my best to keep this tread alive! In the name of Rufas and Sigmar!

Are you still not ready to repent, Philly?



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 27, 2008, 10:39:19 PM
No, someone needs to be the bad guy.

 :evil:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 27, 2008, 10:56:58 PM
Indeed someone does, otherwise I would have no evil to seek out while I wander the everwinding roads of the Empire, bringing deliverance and retribution with my Hammer.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 28, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
....

damn you for bringing back the old times...  :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 28, 2008, 10:39:05 PM
Hello! Listen up all you wannabe flaggellants and sad excuses of inquisitors!

I have found a damning crime being commited! Indeed, a member of the site have had the stomach to call for inquisitorial attention to a tread started by non other than holy St. Midaski!
Such... blasphemy! Such a flagrant attempt to try and use this revered institution in an attempt to destabilize the holy hierarchy ruling the site and lending us their protection in the name of Sigmar and his Imperial majersty Karl Franz!

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=25318.0

Study it and see the insinuations brought forth by one member! I say we burn him!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 28, 2008, 11:33:38 PM
Ok, party time over  :icon_twisted:  :icon_mrgreen:

ok, before I go into the link I will guess that it was me that said that  :oops:

[EDIT]
I was sure that I was going to be me being burnt, that sure is a turn up for the books  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 29, 2008, 09:41:09 AM
Well, if you don't mind SoS....

::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)

And I hereby summon t120974364230 or whatever the hell his name is, to stand trial before the judges of the inquisition! [dam dam daaaam]

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 29, 2008, 12:05:06 PM
ah theres nothing like a nice fire to heat you up when you're cold.

Give him a warning.

And then when he's asleep burn him  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 29, 2008, 03:36:39 PM
History repeats itself... eh McNurgle?  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 29, 2008, 04:30:12 PM
History repeats itself... eh McNurgle?  :biggriin:
Yes, so you will be asked this question again:
Wyzer, is your realm down or what?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 29, 2008, 09:06:40 PM
History repeats itself... eh McNurgle?  :biggriin:
Yes, so you will be asked this question again:
Wyzer, is your realm down or what?
No its up and going, I'm at work... kinda slow and I've been trying to surf the forums more  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 30, 2008, 03:02:58 PM
Wait,Rufus left?

Why? :roll:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 30, 2008, 04:34:43 PM
Wait,Rufus left?

Why? :roll:


I really hope that was as a joke, but if it is, it's a sick and not funny one.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 30, 2008, 04:44:41 PM
reason 1 for him saying that.

he was away for a few years and does not know.

or

reason 2,

He is talking about rufas sparkfire.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 30, 2008, 05:28:55 PM
Ok, you both need to learn the difference here

rufus sparkfire = moderator
Rufas the Eccentric = Beloved friend of the site who passed away

But what Sigmar's Son said is still the likely reason
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on October 30, 2008, 06:51:41 PM
Ok, you both need to learn the difference here

rufus sparkfire = moderator
Rufas the Eccentric = Beloved friend of the site who passed away

But what Sigmar's Son said is still the likely reason


O shit,I am sorry,havent been on these site for a couple of years.I honestly didnt know.

My sincier apologies.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on October 30, 2008, 07:06:41 PM
Don't worry about it.  It's something that you won't know until you ask or search around, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on October 30, 2008, 07:30:17 PM
No need to apologies the blind knight, no worries.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 30, 2008, 08:13:43 PM
I think rufus is beloved too...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on October 30, 2008, 10:05:08 PM
He is. Alongside Midaski, he ranks among the living saints!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 30, 2008, 11:03:00 PM
Any chance of a list of all the saint here? Just so I know who's good side I should stay on :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 30, 2008, 11:39:22 PM
Any chance of a list of all the saint here? Just so I know who's good side I should stay on :D

I actually laughed at that SS - you are improving .............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on October 30, 2008, 11:55:40 PM
But I was actually being serious that time  :icon_neutral:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 31, 2008, 04:31:50 AM
Now that's funny!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 31, 2008, 05:49:44 AM
The Saints are listed here : http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on October 31, 2008, 07:47:06 AM
You know that your army has the most views with exception of Introduce yourself, don't you?



Hehe, I just noticed the dramatic rise in posts/month after I joined and until the holidays.
 :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 31, 2008, 08:04:59 AM
You know that your army has the most views with exception of Introduce yourself, don't you?

Which makes me what ? The saint of all voyeurs ?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on October 31, 2008, 11:28:27 AM
SO wait, which part is the saints of the stats page Soth? I am certainly no saint...  unless you were referring to time on board.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 31, 2008, 12:15:49 PM
Top ten of most viewed topics...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 31, 2008, 03:14:48 PM
You just reminded by of the overall plan of the inquisition...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 09, 2008, 11:09:28 AM
Anti-Inquisiton anyone?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 09, 2008, 11:24:00 AM
Dude, the anti-inquisition isn't even funny anymore.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on November 09, 2008, 01:44:56 PM
And the Inquisition is? :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 09, 2008, 01:45:58 PM
Dude, the anti-inquisition isn't even funny anymore.

Was it ever funny?

I just like to burn the Inquisition.  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 09, 2008, 01:57:47 PM
Dude, the anti-inquisition isn't even funny anymore.

Was it ever funny?

I just like to burn the Inquisition.  :-)
Yes, at the start, because there was a new movement against us which we could squash. But after doing that for the umpteenth time, it'd be nice if it stayed dead for once.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 09, 2008, 01:59:37 PM
Dude, the anti-inquisition isn't even funny anymore.

Was it ever funny?

I just like to burn the Inquisition.  :-)
Yes, at the start, because there was a new movement against us which we could squash. But after doing that for the umpteenth time, it'd be nice if it stayed dead for once.

Like a cockroach, you think you've killed me us, then I we just keep coming back for more. 8-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on November 09, 2008, 02:03:30 PM
I prefer cockroaches, you don't make those nice crunching sounds when stepped on.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 09, 2008, 02:06:10 PM
I just make high-pitched squealing noises.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 09, 2008, 10:32:27 PM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: eight  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Trial by google, eight legged freaks, guilty!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 10, 2008, 07:30:00 AM
Trial by google, eight legged freaks, guilty!

Aha! The flaw in your plan is that I am an eight-legged freak!

Have it, you Inquisitorial dingbat.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Sigmar's Son   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 10, 2008, 09:04:48 AM
*sigh*
I'll just get drunk and sleep through this mess.

 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers:::    Obi     :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 10, 2008, 09:38:15 AM
Trial by Mathi.
Eight tried and found guily of stupidity for trying to burn a person under the protection of the inquisition. And since he confessed to be an eight legged freak, I say fire way. And make sure you torch that annoying gobbo that rides him. And yes, I want Eights rider identified, even if I suspect Philly as usual.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Trial by google, eight legged freaks, guilty!

Aha! The flaw in your plan is that I am an eight-legged freak!

Have it, you Inquisitorial dingbat.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Sigmar's Son   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 10, 2008, 07:34:02 PM
I must admit, being ridden by Philly is not an uncommon occurrence.  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 10, 2008, 10:45:22 PM
Nicely done Mathi, good save :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 07:32:06 AM
I demand a retrial!

Having looked into the 'Trial By Google', I have noted that first on the list of websites using my name, is NOT something to do with Eight Legged Freaks, but actually the number 8, on Wikipedia.
Therefore....I'm cleared, right?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 11, 2008, 03:22:52 PM
Hell no you ainīt!

Mathiīs first rule of succesfull smiting of heretics: Innosence proves nothing!  :dry:

I think that it might be worth to look into google aswell, as it might spread heresy. I will return to that matter.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 03:30:54 PM
Yeh, because burning Google will work if it's found guilty of spreading heresy....

Gather round everyone, we're burning the interweb!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 11, 2008, 04:35:43 PM
Silence!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 05:20:18 PM
Burn him again. I did not do trial by google. I only used Midaski's trial by google, the one he used on you a few months back. It came up 8 legged freaks on wiki. So you get burnt for burning me. You get burnt for critising Midaski. You get burnt for disobeying Mathi. You get burnt fot burning me. You are owned 2 more burnings, then another one for thinking about saying you can not be burnt due to you being a wizard, you are not a wizard and you can burn, hence we will prove it once more. That's 3 burnings and if you argue you get burnt more, if anyone tries to stop this, other than midaski, then they also get burned!

So who wants to light this hear fire?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 05:20:53 PM
How about THAT for silence!  :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 11, 2008, 06:01:11 PM
Silence!
I kill you?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 06:04:36 PM
I say we burn Sigmar's Son for cutting corners and using an old trial to declare me guilty!  ::heretic::

Of course, I shall also be pardoned as it wasn't a fair trial.  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 06:25:51 PM
It was fair. Are you saying that Midaski's words are not worthy? BURN HIM AGAIN!

Yuor name is still Eight isn't it, therefore this trial is still relevent :D
I object to my own burning :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 06:46:10 PM
It was fair. Are you saying that Midaski's words are not worthy? BURN HIM AGAIN!

Nah, I'm saying that it's out of date.

I object to my own burning :D

Objection overruled.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 06:59:34 PM
It can't be out of date if it's still relevent. So you are now saying that Midaski's words are out of date?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 11, 2008, 07:15:31 PM
Alright, lets add blasphemic talk about the great St. Midaski to the list of crimes...
Dammit Eight, you are really trying to get the big pyre this time, are you?
Since they are the words of Midaski they are holy and therefore eternaly relevant. Subject closed. Further attempts to debate this issue will get you burned for blasphemy.

And then there is also unlawful overruling of objection, since you got no mandate to overrule anything, you filthy, heretical, eightlegged beast of Philly!

Phew... This is getting tiresome, so I am merciful this time. I shall make one cover-all burning for all the above crimes.
Damn... yes, I forgot that you are guilty of heresy against the Church of Sigmar for asking for a retrial. Retrial, such blasphemy...

And in the end, I condemned you after Trial by Mathi, and only Sigmar himself will pardon you form that one after death.

So while you burn, we others will further embarras you by drinking ale and grilling marschmallows by the bonfire, so you will have to burn slowly. Kapish?

 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers:::  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: ::heretic:: Eight  ::heretic:: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 11, 2008, 07:19:49 PM
Let us recite the words of saint Midaski :

I find myself strangely tempted at the moment ...

Are PhillyT's Megawhatsits really orange?

 :engel:

AMEN, brothers !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 07:41:47 PM
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.

I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel!  :evil: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 07:53:55 PM
Did I not say what would happen if you said you were a wizard.
then another one (burning that is) for thinking about saying you can not be burnt due to you being a wizard, you are not a wizard and you can burn, hence we will prove it once more.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 11, 2008, 09:30:03 PM
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.

I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel!  :evil: ::heretic::
You mean you burn all the time?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 09:38:13 PM
Fair point!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 09:46:13 PM
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.

I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel!  :evil: ::heretic::
You mean you burn all the time?

Yes, but it doesn't harm me.  8-)

*Casts Fiery Blast at Obi*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 11, 2008, 09:47:47 PM
*Dispels Fiery blast*


What can I say, I AM a templar of Sigmar...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dunrik on November 11, 2008, 10:02:38 PM
Well, if he is constantly at fire, and are a fire wizard, why not just drown him/put the fires out for once? If you still feel for it, it's just too burn him again afterwards :wink:

Cheers

Dunrik :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 10:06:42 PM
*Dispels Fiery blast*


What can I say, I AM a templar of Sigmar...

Pah!

*Casts Conflagration Of Doom with Irresitable Force*

Mwa ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 11, 2008, 10:12:14 PM
*Opens his cloak to reveal the Dragon armour he got from the Elven knight he defeated in a drinking contest*

"you were saying ?"

*Pulls out his executioners' axe*

"Witch ! "
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dunrik on November 11, 2008, 10:13:47 PM
*Dunrik hits eight in the head with the back of his axe, and throw him into the lake of holy water nearby, and walks away to grab a beer*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 10:15:15 PM
*Opens his cloak to reveal the Dragon armour he got from the Elven knight he defeated in a drinking contest*

"you were saying ?"

*Pulls out his executioners' axe*

"Witch ! "

Oh, so this is how it shall be?

*Casts Flaming Sword Of Rhuin*

*Realises he's outta power dice*

Sonuvabitch....

*Fails leadership test, lifts up his robes and runs as fast as his little legs can take him*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 11, 2008, 10:16:43 PM
*Throws an inch short on the pursuit roll*

"Damn"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 10:17:19 PM
Sigmar's son shoots eight in the head with a hochland rifle as he runs away, almost instantly he grabs his rightful hammer and decapitates him before he even hits the ground.
"another one bites the dust" :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 11, 2008, 10:20:09 PM
Sigmar's son shoots eight in the head with a hochland rifle as he runs away, almost instantly he grabs his rightful hammer and decapitates him before he even hits the ground.
"another one bites the dust" :D


.....Are you shooting me from distance, or hitting me up close?

This situation makes little sense, so I shall ignore it.

*Passes his Armour of Tarnus ward save*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 11, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 11, 2008, 11:35:26 PM
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :D
Irrefutable logic

The inquisitons only weakness.......
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 12, 2008, 07:22:56 AM
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :D
Irrefutable logic

The inquisitons only weakness.......

So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail.  :-)

Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 12, 2008, 09:50:07 AM
So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail.  :-)

Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/obi.gif) That is disrespecting our holy Lord! ::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)

[still polishing his pistols, waiting for a REAL threat to come by]
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 12, 2008, 11:40:11 AM
*Opens the door to his chambers and sticks his head out*
"Whats all this noise? Be quiet.. Be QUIET  :-D"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 12, 2008, 04:35:11 PM
So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail.  :-)

Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/obi.gif) That is disrespecting our holy Lord! ::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)

Sigmar's Son is your holy lord?

God, I feel sorry for you.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 12, 2008, 05:30:13 PM
Despite seemingly sleeping heavily, Mathi jumps to his feet wide awake :icon_eek:
"Who said Jehova? Eh, I mean..." :icon_evil:

Obi, you are hereby found guilty of heresy by saying Sigmarīs son is our Holy Lord. Now, since there cannot be a Sigmarīs son, other than in the general sense that all the people in the Empire are Sigmars children, You have therefore blasphemed against our Lord Sigmar!
Yes, itīs the bonfire for you lad! I guess Sigmar will show some mercy for you due to your diligent service, but you are bound to get a bit crispy at least.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Obi  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

And now to you, Eight. I am afraid you have failed to notice that your magic and your defence works somewhat poorly... Now how can that be?
See, you forgot that while being a Bright Wizard makes your immune to the fire, it also makes you sensible to moisture, and nomatter how fine our ale was, it was definitely not flammable. Trying to cast on me are you? Start feeling a bit desperate?
Well, And since your stupid armour has started to be attacked by the corrosive component of the beer, it will not protect you from THIS!

*Mathi grabs Eight by the shoulder and gives him a proper headbutt with the brim of his kettlehat, right over Eights nose

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 12, 2008, 05:47:30 PM
Ow....that stings slightly.

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:


Ooooh, kinky.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 12, 2008, 06:35:15 PM
Ow....that stings slightly.

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:


Ooooh, kinky.

*coughs* Disturbing  :icon_neutral:, oh fine, *draws hammer or judgement* DIEEE! *eight fails all toughness checks and dies*


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 12, 2008, 06:51:49 PM
Places hammer back to where he got it. Walk around then sits on HIS throne.


Yes I know I'm cheeky :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 12, 2008, 06:55:33 PM
Ow....that stings slightly.

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:


Ooooh, kinky.

*coughs* Disturbing  :icon_neutral:, oh fine, *draws hammer or judgement* DIEEE! *eight fails all toughness checks and dies*


Sanj

I think I reqiure the services of a healing spell.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 12, 2008, 07:08:07 PM
Well your not getting it! :P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 12, 2008, 07:14:07 PM
Despite seemingly sleeping heavily, Mathi jumps to his feet wide awake :icon_eek:
"Who said Jehova? Eh, I mean..." :icon_evil:

Obi, you are hereby found guilty of heresy by saying Sigmarīs son is our Holy Lord. Now, since there cannot be a Sigmarīs son, other than in the general sense that all the people in the Empire are Sigmars children, You have therefore blasphemed against our Lord Sigmar!
Yes, itīs the bonfire for you lad! I guess Sigmar will show some mercy for you due to your diligent service, but you are bound to get a bit crispy at least.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Obi  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

And now to you, Eight. I am afraid you have failed to notice that your magic and your defence works somewhat poorly... Now how can that be?
See, you forgot that while being a Bright Wizard makes your immune to the fire, it also makes you sensible to moisture, and nomatter how fine our ale was, it was definitely not flammable. Trying to cast on me are you? Start feeling a bit desperate?
Well, And since your stupid armour has started to be attacked by the corrosive component of the beer, it will not protect you from THIS!

*Mathi grabs Eight by the shoulder and gives him a proper headbutt with the brim of his kettlehat, right over Eights nose

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:
I will gladly burn if it will rid me from my sins. But next time please do not misinterpret me. I did not mean that SoS is our Holy Lord, of course not. But burning son's of Sigmar is surely disrespecting him (that is our holy lord Sigmar), is it not?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on November 12, 2008, 07:26:35 PM
Please don't burn Obi, the stench of burning hair would be unbearable!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 12, 2008, 07:28:47 PM
Hadn't thought about that...

What was the penalty for cutting the pigtail again ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 12, 2008, 07:31:42 PM
Please don't burn Obi, the stench of burning hair would be unbearable!

Oh, I get it now.
Von Breden has that avatar so that if he burns, he stinks.  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 12, 2008, 07:48:57 PM
Hadn't thought about that...

What was the penalty for cutting the pigtail again ?
I'd swing by with an electric razor. But it's already gone, so you're a tad late.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 12, 2008, 08:03:11 PM
You got rid of the razor ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 12, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
You got rid of the razor ?
Yeah, that too.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 12, 2008, 08:33:06 PM
No, burning a son of Sigmar is not wrong, because if you burn someone he cannot per definition be a Son of Sigmar, for there are no son of Sigmar, only heretics pretaining to be that. Now, due to his unlucky faith, Sigmarīs son happen to be called that, and as such, he must suffer for his entire life, always repenting his constant sin, until the day he dies and Sigmar can absolve him in death!

Hence why I have ordained he goes on a monthly tour around the Empire with the nearest flaggelant touring society each year. Just so he will be constantly reminded of his bitter flaws. But I would say he has started to carry the burden of his sins with some... eh... well, not diginity but he carries the burden anyway.

And Eight, no, there will be NO healing spell. Suck it up or there will be some hammerspanking coming your way...
After all, you are a heretic and they are sort of supposed to be... whatever. Crawl away to the place of the old Dungeons. Maybe the ghost of Philly will come and haunt you there... And his cats...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 12, 2008, 09:11:59 PM
Maybe SoS should change his name then.

You just burned me, I'm a son of Sigmar, as in a child of the Empire. Your words, not mine. [dramatic voice]Bretonnian!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 12, 2008, 09:57:36 PM
I'm not changing my name.
It's my belief that I am being called apon by Sigmar himself and until the mighty sigmar gives me a name I will continue to be called Sigmar's_son.
He is watching you all through me, just remember that! :P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 12, 2008, 10:26:24 PM
I'm not changing my name.

Well you can think that, but then there are powers way beyond your feeble little efforts ..............






Now what else could we have illiteration-wise

Sigmar's Sissy, ......... Sigmar's Suzy, ............... Sigmar's toe nail clippings .............
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 12, 2008, 10:26:35 PM
I'm not changing my name.
It's my belief that I am being called apon by Sigmar himself and until the mighty sigmar gives me a name I will continue to be called Sigmar's_son.
He is watching you all through me, just remember that! :P

Sigmar has seriously lowered his standards.

First Valten, now this?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 12, 2008, 10:36:40 PM
All the mighty Sigmar needs is someone who is connected with everyone else in one way or another, and that I am.
@midaski - I have made no efforts to do anything, thus how could I have "feeble little efforts"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 12, 2008, 10:38:54 PM
All the mighty Sigmar needs is someone who is connected with everyone else in one way or another, and that I am.

Why can't Sigmar just get a MySpace and a mobile phone like everyone else?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 12, 2008, 10:57:17 PM
Oh, so now your questioning Sigmar. You should add that to your list of burnings!

And I like the name Siggy's shake
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on November 12, 2008, 11:10:33 PM
All the mighty Sigmar needs is someone who is connected with everyone else in one way or another, and that I am.

Why can't Sigmar just get a MySpace and a mobile phone like everyone else?
*mental image of photo of Sigmar taken from impossible angle with hair covering one eye*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 13, 2008, 07:24:48 AM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: Nah dude. Calling Sigmar emo.... That's just the worst heresy yet!  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: phillyt on November 13, 2008, 12:20:00 PM
And things just reached a new low.  I may have to evict you all from the new chapter house.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 13, 2008, 09:57:51 PM
Shut up Philly, it is MY chapter house now, and it has been refurnished with all the necessary altars, repenting booths, chanting acolytes and so on. Here is nothing fun and fancy. Just a lot of Fire and Brimstone! Like I always wanted it to be! :engel:

And you have no say anyway, you boiled pretty well in those bathtubs, and your sidekicks got so boiled I have not even seen him for a while.

For your information you are once again in the cellar, so you can conspire with Eight, or eat him, or... do whatever you please with him.

As for your attempts at hairsplitting and namecalling, Obi. I am not impressed. For your information, this kettlehat is of proper Imperial manufacture. In Stirland they still do the proper stuff! And it also got "Pwned by Sigmar" stamped into it.

However, as a priest, I am the theologist around here. So do not try and be smart, my padawan...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 13, 2008, 10:00:34 PM
Just a lot of Fire and Brimstone! Like I always wanted it to be!

Ah excellent, I might still be able to fit in.  :evil:

For your information you are once again in the cellar, so you can conspire with Eight, or eat him, or... do whatever you please with him.

Dang.  :cry: I'm scared now.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 13, 2008, 10:02:55 PM
@Mathi, your priest guy s very uptight :P
No wonder Sigmar left :D


PARTY!!!
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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 13, 2008, 10:04:19 PM
Don't party that Sigmar left, but he left because he was surrounded by uptight people and wanted to party. I am simply expressing his wishes! :P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 13, 2008, 10:05:22 PM
Can someone please find me an excuse to shoot Sigmar's Son with fire?  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on November 14, 2008, 08:04:27 AM
And things just reached a new low.  I may have to evict you all from the new chapter house.

Phil
For once, I agree with you about it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 14, 2008, 04:57:05 PM
As long as there are burning we will all be happy :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on November 14, 2008, 05:02:37 PM
I think it's time to award this thread the prestigious title of 'worst thread of all time.'
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on November 14, 2008, 05:12:24 PM
I was under the impression this thread earned that title long ago?  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 14, 2008, 05:15:57 PM
Your just jealous:P !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on November 14, 2008, 05:25:43 PM
It's not even about anything anymore!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 14, 2008, 05:28:08 PM
And things just reached a new low. 

Havn't you learnt by now, Phil? Every time someone says that, someone comes along and surprises us so badly that the chaos gods begin to think he's too cruel, so who'll it be this time fellas, Obi? Wyzer? Mathi? Oh the possibilites are endless.


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on November 14, 2008, 05:36:37 PM
It's not even about anything anymore!

Ah, that would have been when I turned up.

Although it may about trying to kill me now.  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 14, 2008, 10:22:20 PM
I cannot help we have a hopeless case of a flaggelant running around beliveing he is Sigmarīs son. And now he is slandering the priesthood for being uptight and not wanting to party!
Damn, the faith of Sigmar is about fighting CHAOS in all itīs form. And I wonder if a party does not qualify as Chaos.
I think you have gotten your name wrong, SoS, I mean, it really should be Slaanesh son, or Son of Slaanesh. And you seem to have no idea what faith and fire and brimstone and righteous condemnating fury is about! Here they come, claiming how they wanna fight for Sigmar and the Empire, but then they start whining as soon as some hardships arises, saying they wanna party...

PARTY!!!

And when you give them only proper chasticement, they whince and wriggle themselves! Damn it, little fire only did you good! If you just had learned your lesson and cut your hair, you might have started upon the narrow path.
Look at me! I freaking torched myself one as too attone for my wrongs, and to purify myself, laying myself in the hands of Sigmar! It did not hurt me that much! But it taught me some humility!
BAH!!!

I tell you this. This ainīt a proper gathering of inquisitors! It is a soft, measly bunch of neér do wells who just wanna flash a fancy title and carry a big hat. AND hiding behind Sigmars good name! I fail to see any ardent and faithful persecutions of heretics and traitors from among your ranks! You should all be ashamed! Even Philly the beast does more for Sigmar than some of you!
YOU ARE A SHAME TO THE EMPIRE AND SIGMAR!!!

Now, look what I found, spoken out loud on this site!
And saying that new priests are ugly is a sure sign you need to replace those spectacles you got in 6th grade...

The ... new ... Warrior Priests ... are ... UGLY!

Blasphemic speech about Sigmars shepards! For this there can be only one punishment!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Viktor  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Merrick on November 14, 2008, 10:25:42 PM
Now, look what I found, spoken out loud on this site!
And saying that new priests are ugly is a sure sign you need to replace those spectacles you got in 6th grade...

The ... new ... Warrior Priests ... are ... UGLY!

Blasphemic speech about Sigmars shepards! For this there can be only one punishment!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Viktor  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Yeh...but...they aren't exactly good-looking... :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 15, 2008, 04:27:09 PM
Some never learn, do they.. :icon_rolleyes:

For the sake of Sigmar! Wether they look good or not is irrelevant. He blasphemed by saying they look ugly and dogma states that is blasphemy to insult the priesthood of Sigmar... REGARDLESS OF THE VALIDITY OF THE STATEMENT!!!!

Have I made myself clear or shall I ask Philly to take you "under his wings" Eight?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Obi on November 15, 2008, 05:00:51 PM
I resign
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Merrick on November 15, 2008, 05:20:43 PM
I resign.

Woo hoo!
The Inquistion crumbles before me.  8-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Helborg on November 15, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
For the sake of Sigmar!

What's this? Taking the name of Sigmar in vein, eh? BURN HERETIC!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Mathi ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::



Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 15, 2008, 09:20:42 PM
Arrr...
What have I done!???

Thanks for your pious action and swift judgement, Helborg! I shall now give myself 100 lashes with the heavy flail upon my now very blistered body and then go on a pilgrimage in the tracks of Luthor Huss, seeking out the vilest of the Empires foes and face them hammer in hand, until I have made amend for my sin! :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle Animal House
Post by: Helborg on November 16, 2008, 11:03:52 AM
Arrr...
What have I done!???

Thanks for your pious action and swift judgement, Helborg! I shall now give myself 100 lashes with the heavy flail upon my now very blistered body and then go on a pilgrimage in the tracks of Luthor Huss, seeking out the vilest of the Empires foes and face them hammer in hand, until I have made amend for my sin! :engel:


Hmmm seeing your cooperation, begins to make me think that you are NOT a heretic and this is just a slip of the toungue, but we cannot be sure, ah screw it, we forgive you Mathi, minus 1 lash from your punishment  :icon_wink:


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: phillyt on November 16, 2008, 11:24:15 AM
The new WP models are awesome.

This thread is death to thought.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 16, 2008, 11:47:33 AM
The new WP models are awesome.

This thread is death to thought.

Phil

Can I burn the thread?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 16, 2008, 12:41:42 PM
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/forum/flamed.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 16, 2008, 08:58:38 PM
Ah, thanks Helborg...
Damn, that was some ordeal!

Wait, are we burning the tread?

NOOOO!!!!

*Mathi grabs the bathtubs and pour the water over the burning tread.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: McKnight on November 16, 2008, 09:22:47 PM
*Locks his fireproof door*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Helborg on November 16, 2008, 10:07:53 PM
hmmmm *Sits on floor and prays, seconds later the thread floods* Wait a sec, his didn't work *swims tosme sort of surface and works on Helborg's Ark*  :engel:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 16, 2008, 10:14:39 PM
*continues shooting stuff with big fireballs*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 16, 2008, 10:26:21 PM
Ah now, your all acting like heritics!
I have returned from another one of my pilgramages, being lashed everytime I ddn't stay at the exact same speed along my long and dangerous journey.
I am now sane and ready to fight Chaos. I do not feel any physical pain anymore.
I also love to kill lots of orcs, in case that brings me some favour in the court?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: phillyt on November 16, 2008, 10:36:10 PM
*checks his deed to see if his fire insurance is up to par... maybe will need to pass this on to the tenents...*

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Veldemere on November 16, 2008, 10:48:13 PM
As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: rufus sparkfire on November 16, 2008, 10:51:10 PM
As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...

Take a breath Veldemere! How about a bit of punctuation now and then?  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Veldemere on November 16, 2008, 11:16:31 PM
Admittedly the elipsis at the denoument was perhaps not sufficient, but one has to appeal to this new post-MTV generation, they are in ever such a rush you know!  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: rufus sparkfire on November 16, 2008, 11:28:02 PM
I nearly passed out when I was reading it. Two whole lines without a pause.  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: phillyt on November 17, 2008, 12:10:48 AM
Oh but Eight is so darling with his creepy webcam pics of warmachines!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 17, 2008, 06:36:10 AM
Order of conduct!

A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.

All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.

Here is the code

* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.

* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.

* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.

* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.

I thought it was time to go back to the roots.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 17, 2008, 07:25:54 AM
As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...

My puberty will never be hit! You are cursed forever!

...oh, wait a minute....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 17, 2008, 10:10:12 AM
*Reads the rules..

Pfft... I am a Warrior priest of Sigmar, not your Inquisitor, and it seems to be what is needed for getting this organisation running!
But then, just let me be that half-official, half renegade Luthor Huss persona that get things done while you sit there and scheme and end up with a beast in your midst!

Anyway, I am off to my church again. Seems you need some prayers made in your name. Anyone in need of confession should make apointment as proper. Drop-in hour between 12 and 1PM.

Good to see you back, repenting Son. Here is always plenty to do. I suggest you go and give Eighty some rough treatment. Remember that upward swing with the hammer I taught you. Will help him against his puberty permanently if you get a really good hit in.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: phillyt on November 17, 2008, 11:46:30 AM
Soth, are you honestly claiming Wyzer is important enough to reogranize S.H.I.T.?

S.H.I.T. is shit, and no WOW player will be able to "reorganize" something that is a pile of poop.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 17, 2008, 02:54:44 PM
Actually, that is what I think he does all the time..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: McKnight on November 17, 2008, 03:37:14 PM
*swings door open!*
But I can!

Damn i laughed at your comment Veldemere! :D ... and it is so true...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 17, 2008, 05:19:27 PM
Soth, are you honestly claiming Wyzer is important enough to reogranize S.H.I.T.?

S.H.I.T. is shit, and no WOW player will be able to "reorganize" something that is a pile of poop.

Phil
I have no idea what that meant

But Wrath of the Lich king is fun  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: McKnight on November 17, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
Maybe... hmm yes i've got it!

*Goes into Vault Mc1*

And stays there for 200 years in order to SoS and Eight to be past puberty.. i love fallout!:D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 17, 2008, 06:30:40 PM
I have actually requested a name change, just to let you all know!    :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Midaski on November 17, 2008, 06:34:20 PM
Oh Goody  - can I choose ...........

 :engel:

How about "Goat Smiter"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 17, 2008, 06:40:18 PM
Goat Raper?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 17, 2008, 06:53:45 PM
Goat Smier will the one after this one.
When I'm on my gaming break.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 17, 2008, 08:12:27 PM
So Sigmars son is now 'Goat Smiter' and Eight is now 'Goat Raper'  ?

Fitting  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 17, 2008, 09:15:27 PM
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 17, 2008, 10:38:01 PM
Go forth, and manly smite them goats, wherever they are encountered!
*Mathi walks around sprinkling holy water and mumbling incomprehencible words that sounds very holy.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Midaski on November 18, 2008, 09:20:54 AM
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D

We do not encourage random name changing - the idea is you pick a nick and that name builds its own reputation - good or bad  :icon_wink:

GLC is rather long IMO [ and also stands for Greater London Council - a historic organisation of ill-repute.]

Choose (once) wisely young SS ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 18, 2008, 09:38:55 AM
I could be Goat Raper if you wanted... :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: McKnight on November 18, 2008, 10:05:10 AM
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D

GLC is rather long IMO [ and also stands for Greater London Council - a historic organisation of ill-repute.]

Choose (once) wisely young SS ...............

 :engel:

Haha I got that one!  :icon_razz:

 :icon_redface:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 18, 2008, 04:10:20 PM
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D

We do not encourage random name changing - the idea is you pick a nick and that name builds its own reputation - good or bad  :icon_wink:

GLC is rather long IMO [ and also stands for Greater London Council - a historic organisation of ill-repute.]

Choose (once) wisely young SS ...............

 :engel:

Ye, General Leonidas Collins will be my name, I have already started to build up his reputation in the various campaigns in which I have taken part in, (he is also slightly more mature than siggy son). And you will all call me Collins for short. (GLC) ;)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Perambulator on November 18, 2008, 04:43:24 PM
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D

We do not encourage random name changing - the idea is you pick a nick and that name builds its own reputation - good or bad  :icon_wink:

GLC is rather long IMO [ and also stands for Greater London Council - a historic organisation of ill-repute.]

Choose (once) wisely young SS ...............

 :engel:

Ye, General Leonidas Collins will be my name, I have already started to build up his reputation in the various campaigns in which I have taken part in, (he is also slightly more mature than siggy son). And you will all call me Collins for short. (GLC) ;)

Well it will only be your name if Calvin agrees to change it and if he does, if Midaski doesn't change it back...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 18, 2008, 05:03:05 PM
Oh, so you give out to me for being Sigmar's Son, but at the same time you won't let me change it. All because I'm Irish too. :D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: phillyt on November 18, 2008, 05:22:10 PM
Goat Raper is insulting.

Sigmar's Son is fine.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Perambulator on November 18, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
Goat Raper is insulting.


to goats?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 18, 2008, 07:12:24 PM
@Mathi, your priest guy s very uptight :P
No wonder Sigmar left :D


PARTY!!!
[/font]

I am sorry. Somebody please burn me for breaking the rules of the Tabernacle. If you do not know what I'm on about then read the first page about word colour :( I am ashamed for myself! :(

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 18, 2008, 10:30:36 PM
Ah, my son! I see you have found sin within yourself and are seeking absoluting and want to repent!

First, I must say Sigmar is also the bringer of forgiveness. I also belive you should put yourself forth to the great inquisitors for judgement, but I will only ordain 100 lashes with the heavy flail for now. And then walk forth and slay any beast you can find.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 19, 2008, 06:52:50 AM
With priests of Sigmar behaving like this, no wonder Archaon turned to chaos !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 19, 2008, 07:40:43 AM
Well, he was a weakling and a softie, that Archaon dude?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 19, 2008, 07:50:11 AM
You are of course right... After all, he was headbutted by a mushroom....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 19, 2008, 08:01:36 AM
Indeed, and since you are trafficking with snails, who leaves a trail of slime, just like nurglings, and who therefore can be suspected of heresy, you Soth, are suspected and found guilty of heresy and trafficking with the power of Chaos and shall therefore burn!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Soth  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


Mathi Alfblut - Your Narrowminded and judgemental guide to the faith of Sigmar  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 19, 2008, 09:30:25 AM
Mathi Alfblut - Your Narrowminded and judgemental guide to the faith of Sigmar  :engel:

We noticed.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 19, 2008, 09:35:57 AM
*polishes his Dragon armour breastplate*

Nobody ever reads anything toroughly here, do they....

Did you think the Head of Executions wants burns every time he burns someone ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Obi on November 19, 2008, 09:38:46 AM
*polishes his Dragon armour breastplate*

Nobody ever reads anything toroughly here, do they....

Did you think the Head of Executions wants burns every time he burns someone ?
apparently they don't.

However, I think that this is going too far- burning the sacred organizer of the Eurobash 2008, that is heresy in it's most truest form! However, due to my resignation, I am not in the power to burn Mathi, so I'll leave that to you guys :)

I'll just be working undercover from now on. [puts on cloak and hides pistols]
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 19, 2008, 10:18:52 AM
Does this mean we can shoot Obi without the Inquisiton hating us?  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 19, 2008, 01:03:45 PM
Obi, no one is above Sigmars righteous justice, not even I as have been seen on the occasion I have had to face the flames.
Tough that Dragon armour is HIGHLY suspect Soth. Why would a faithful inquisitor EVER need protections against the sacred and holy flames of purification? That is a sign of a grave LACK OF FAITH!!! I must say I find that lack of faith disturbing, Soth...

As for Obi, I knew he was rotten all along, and by resigning he has proven he neither have the FAITH nor the WILL to carry out Sigmars holy mission in our world! He prefers to cover behind rules designed to protect those least in need of protection! That is clearly a sign of corruption!
And finally he choses the pistols before the honest hammer to do his so called undercover deeds. Does Luthor Huss hide himself? Does he shot the wicked and the heretic in the back? I say you should get yourself better rawmodel Obi.

@Eight
Yes, you are free to shot him however you like, but you will of course be prosecutable under Common Imperial law. He is no longer protected by his position and he has clearly turned his back to the Church of Sigmar. It is a bit early to have him excommunicated, he may still redeem himself and seek repentance.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 19, 2008, 01:12:46 PM
If I repent, can I fill the vacancy he's left?  :engel:

How about if I burn myself?

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Eight   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Obi on November 19, 2008, 01:39:47 PM
As for Obi, I knew he was rotten all along, and by resigning he has proven he neither have the FAITH nor the WILL to carry out Sigmars holy mission in our world! He prefers to cover behind rules designed to protect those least in need of protection! That is clearly a sign of corruption!
And finally he choses the pistols before the honest hammer to do his so called undercover deeds. Does Luthor Huss hide himself? Does he shot the wicked and the heretic in the back? I say you should get yourself better rawmodel Obi.
I'm too lazy to go through this thread back to page 60 or something, but I'm quite sure you refused to be a part of the inquisition because you were in love with your crazy Luthor.

As to my resignation: I do indeed not have the faith. In the inquisition, that is. Unnecessary burnings, not burning the guilty, burning and flooding HQ, need I go on? The inquisition is dying, and I shall leave it to go on and pursue heretics.

About my pistols:

Quote from:  Library
The Templars of Sigmar

“Although a Knightly Order, the mysterious group known simply as the Templars of Sigmar are a world away from the warriors in shinning armour of popular image, so much so that they rarely refer to themselves as knights. Instead they battle the foes of Sigmar from the shadows, dealing with subtle and insidious threats such as Chaos cults and reclusive necromancers. In particular they excel at battleing users of sorcery, as magic and trickery are tools often used by the servents of darkness. All that most common folk see of the Templars of Sigmar are the elaborate trials and fiery executions used to cleanse the souls of the wicked, and because of this they are most often known simply as Witch Hunters”.
They often wear black clothes, large rimmed hates and black or brown capes. They favor the use of the pistal and sword but carey many types of weapons. The sympol of the order is a silver hammer of sigmar, often worn as a neckless.


Warhammer Chronicles, pg 30.
Mordhiem rulebook,
Witchhunter's Handbook
SOURCE (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/knights/templars.php)

I think you need to get yourself a better rolemodel, Mathi. After all, who else can we blame for your hypocrisy and blindness?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Dihenydd on November 19, 2008, 02:51:42 PM
Ah, possibly another member for the Holy Sigmarite Righteousness Revival (Reformed).

Remember, we don't really care about your motives, only results.  Victory is celebrated, Failure is also celebrated (albiet with marshmellows).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 19, 2008, 07:02:05 PM
WAIT! do not burn him.
Obi, look on page one. There have been no changes to it. It holds the list of ALL inquisitors, it could be your chance at success.

@Eight - you just burned yourself for no reason, haha!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 19, 2008, 07:07:04 PM
@Eight - you just burned yourself for no reason, haha!

Dude, I'm a fire wizard, I enjoy it.  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Obi on November 19, 2008, 07:44:44 PM
WAIT! do not burn him.
Obi, look on page one. There have been no changes to it. It holds the list of ALL inquisitors, it could be your chance at success.

@Eight - you just burned yourself for no reason, haha!
Turning back is for the weak. One must always go forward, and if one wants to go back, one should simply walk a circle.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: QQ3 on November 19, 2008, 08:56:10 PM
ah yes, the official spamfest of warhammer-empire is on. But, i'm shocked to notice that the quality of this fine place has degraded so rapidly.  :Ohmy: I want someone on the stake for this!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 19, 2008, 09:00:45 PM
ah yes, the official spamfest of warhammer-empire is on. But, i'm shocked to notice that the quality of this fine place has degraded so rapidly.  :Ohmy: I want someone on the stake for this!

I blame Sigmar's Son. *points finger*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 19, 2008, 09:22:37 PM
Well, Obi... if you feel you got now faith in the inquisition, I can understand it. No efficiency, not results. Just endless trialing. So I see you may have found some light and realized Luthors path is true, since you will be walking the same path, outside the jurisdiction of the Inquisition.

Well, that might lead to some results in the end. Now go and find some heretic. You know they are out there everywhere.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 19, 2008, 09:35:11 PM
Well, Obi... if you feel you got now faith in the inquisition, I can understand it. No efficiency, not results. Just endless trialing. So I see you may have found some light and realized Luthors path is true, since you will be walking the same path, outside the jurisdiction of the Inquisition.

Well, that might lead to some results in the end. Now go and find some heretic. You know they are out there everywhere.

Even though he's left a couple behind... :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on November 19, 2008, 09:43:08 PM
Maybe he will learn, as maybe you will aswell.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: McKnight on November 19, 2008, 09:54:02 PM
wauw ... QQ3 is right... reading back..and comparing... man...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: t12161991 on November 19, 2008, 11:47:10 PM
I find the fact that Eight's thread on Midaski's age has been locked as very... ironic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 20, 2008, 07:32:53 AM
 :engel: Somehow I knew that would happen.  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 20, 2008, 08:04:35 AM
This topic has been adressed in a past thread. Let Eight (the king of threadomancy) find that one instead of starting a new one.

But one thing is for sure : Midaski has been around far longer than, say, Teclis.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: jlutin on November 20, 2008, 02:10:15 PM
This thread is boring lately.  Lets burn somone.   ::heretic:: :mrgreen: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Obi on November 20, 2008, 02:33:30 PM
wauw ... QQ3 is right... reading back..and comparing... man...
you know, philly said that about 20 pages back...
This thread is boring lately.  Lets burn somone.   ::heretic:: :mrgreen: ::heretic::
Good idea.
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Eight   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

I owed you one ;)


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 20, 2008, 06:41:12 PM
I do like how people toss me onto the fire when they're bored though.

Very refreshing.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Midaski on November 20, 2008, 06:51:37 PM
Well toasted spam makes a refreshing change from eating it cold.

How would you like to roll around in some batter before your next visit to the fire - spam fritters are my favourite ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on November 20, 2008, 07:00:51 PM
So now Midaski wants me as a tasty evening snack. Interesting.  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 20, 2008, 07:52:49 PM
Well toasted spam makes a refreshing change from eating it cold.

How would you like to roll around in some batter before your next visit to the fire - spam fritters are my favourite ...............

 :engel:
Its funny how Midaski can go from Enlightening Sage to Creepy Old Man in just one post  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sigmar's son on November 20, 2008, 07:55:19 PM
But you must admit, apple frittas are lovely. :D
@Eight - even after my change of heart you still find it in yourself to burn me- thou art ashamed of thoust self
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: McKnight on November 26, 2008, 10:18:49 AM
Hey Midaski... you're a heretic... Locking eight's topic :P



Well i just read back to the McKnurgle incident for the wiki and missed those cool times...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 09, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
Alright! Time to kick the inquisition into work again! Goddammit what lazy bastard you are today! Sigmar must be furious by now and Ulric most likely have left almost for good!
At least I got attention about how the burning of Goats are starting to spread, and that can only be a good thing, for thou can never burn enough beastmens! Now, however, that tread, instead of celebrating the profound holiness in the act of goatburning, signs of Necromancy have been found!
Well, I guess people will start bringing up all kinds of explanation, but Dannyfaves unhealthy knowledge in the most foul art of Necromancy and the down right signs of perverted Slaaneshi influence that comes to light, gives me no choice but to gather the court and present the evidence!

Well, whatever... it reeks of cultist activities long way, so I will be swift and just in my judgement. I hereby, by the authority bestowed upon me by Mighty Sigmar, as a priest most holy in the service of Sigmar with his direct mandate to investigate, judge and punish the guilty I hereby condemn you, Dannyfave Nercomancer, to the pyre! Thou shalt BURN!!! ::heretic::

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Dannyfave  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

jlutin, for his eager and swift response and alarm, aswell as direct attempt at righteous burning that put me on the tracks, is lauded and awarded with the Blessing of Sigmar and his made Preceptor of the Knights of the Order of the Holy church of St. Midaski (and other titles...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Merrick on January 09, 2009, 10:19:30 PM
Interesting.

It appears that the blasted Inquistion has returned.

*goes to plot some downfalls*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Perambulator on January 09, 2009, 10:24:05 PM
Hmm that's interesting because it looks like all he did was quote the wiki... I wonder who wrote that article up.... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: McKnight on January 09, 2009, 10:33:39 PM
*opens door to my chambers and sticks his head out... anyone there?...


Comes out and ... starts sweeping away all the dust in the Tabernacle. *


Good find Mathi... now do you have a link for this heresy because I cant seem to find it... oh and hold on.

*finds a broom and sweeps Eight of the door and locks it shut... Leaving him on the street... to be raped by Lawyers and Trolls*

Mathi's accusation is
(http://www.clker.com/cliparts/7/0/2/7/1195423550187356949molumen_red_approved_stamp.svg.hi.png)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: QQ3 on January 09, 2009, 11:00:11 PM
Can you arrange a nice bonfire for me too? My heating is still broken and nights are cold.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Sig on January 09, 2009, 11:05:17 PM
Pretty sure Mathi just committed Threadomancy. The whole Inquisition should be burned at this rate.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: jlutin on January 10, 2009, 05:07:20 AM
Hmm that's interesting because it looks like all he did was quote the wiki... I wonder who wrote that article up.... :engel:

Traps for those tainted by Chaos are sprinkled all around.  Just to tempt the weak.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
Post by: Dihenydd on January 10, 2009, 04:30:30 PM
Pretty sure Mathi just committed Threadomancy. The whole Inquisition should be burned at this rate.

Oh please let this be true.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Helborg on January 10, 2009, 07:18:00 PM
I voted  8-)


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 10, 2009, 09:10:46 PM
Burn him!

Then the Anti-Inquisition shall rule supreme!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 10, 2009, 09:48:21 PM
Here is the link, by the way:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=26150.50

Well, it is clear that QQ3 also seems to have an unhealthy knowledge about the nefarious doings of various necro... habits. And he wants to get burned, so why not oblige him?

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: QQ3  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

And I have not commited treadomancy! I protest! I am merely fullfilling my duty as a most righteous priest in the service of Holy Sigmar! And since I wanted to give this very official act of righteous punishment an official place of conduct, what better place than the Tabernacle?
As a Priest of Sigmar I am only following his divine will, and if he willed me do this, it can only be the truly correct behaviour, regardless of what any measly rules of lesser men says! :closed-eyes:

However, just to prove my righteousness and devotion to this most holy cause, I shall take the bonfire myself and put myself in Sigmars hands!
Amen!

*Mathi proudly climbs the bonfire, torch held high. As the only member around who have ever raised the warcry "Sigmar!", in battle with cold steel, he raises the torch skyward and cries...

"SIGMAAARRRR!!!"

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Mathi  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

PS. For your information. Thulmann is a whimp DS.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 11, 2009, 01:43:36 AM


Well, it is clear that QQ3 also seems to have an unhealthy knowledge about the nefarious doings of various necro... habits. And he wants to get burned, so why not oblige him?

Thank you, it's now nice and warm.  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on January 11, 2009, 12:48:48 PM
I like polls... :P

Yes mathi you commited thredomancy... but maybe burning is a bit harsh... you can clean danny for a month?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 11, 2009, 03:25:43 PM
*Booming voice from the sky

"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"

"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 11, 2009, 03:47:31 PM
*Booming voice from the sky

"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"

"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"



But 75% of all S.H.I.T voters say yes.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 11, 2009, 04:05:09 PM
I voted for this. Seems that i'm the only one.

Quote
Who cares - please lock this thread for ever     - 1 (5.9%)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 11, 2009, 04:46:00 PM
I voted for this. Seems that i'm the only one.

Quote
Who cares - please lock this thread for ever     - 1 (5.9%)

You are indeed all alone.

 :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on January 11, 2009, 05:17:48 PM
Not Anymore


So Speaketh the Sigmarite Righteous Revival (Reformed)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 11, 2009, 05:29:54 PM
Drat, now you outnumber the Anti-Inquisition.... :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: jlutin on January 11, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
*Booming voice from the sky

"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"

"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"

I fart in your general direction...

while lighting it of course.   ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 11, 2009, 08:29:16 PM
How mature, jlutin.  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Helborg on January 12, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
How mature, jlutin.  :-P

Eight, you have an avatar lie that and you WANT mature...


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 12, 2009, 05:30:06 PM
How mature, jlutin.  :-P

Eight, you have an avatar lie that and you WANT mature...


Sanj

Valid point, however, he is older than me.

I think.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: jlutin on January 12, 2009, 05:46:12 PM
How mature, jlutin.  :-P

Eight, you have an avatar lie that and you WANT mature...


Sanj

Valid point, however, he is older than me.

I think.

Old people can fart when they want.  They can also drive any speed.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 12, 2009, 05:56:46 PM
Well jlutin, they should however know enough not to drive so fast that the guardian angels cannot keep pace. :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Captain Tineal on January 13, 2009, 03:33:31 PM
Well jlutin, they should however know enough not to drive so fast that the guardian angels cannot keep pace. :engel:

Nonsense.  It is important to beat the paramedics to the scene of the accident by at least 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on January 13, 2009, 05:03:23 PM
Yeah, those paramedics will steal your watch and wallet everytime if the Angels aren't around.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Midaski on January 13, 2009, 08:43:02 PM
Just 7 more votes and rufus can lock this forever ..............
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 14, 2009, 11:54:32 AM
Arr... You spoilers of fun and fair executions! I see the corruption have reached the level that makes the powers that want to turn Empire to Chaos by shutting down the only operation actively working against the Dark powers!

Is this what you get for showing your burning faith in Sigmar and the unshakable belief in the righteousness of our holy cause! Where are all Sigmarite loyalists! Where are those warriors of burning faith that otherwise are willing to follow our command in war! Arise and defend!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 14, 2009, 01:31:42 PM
Arr... You spoilers of fun and fair executions! I see the corruption have reached the level that makes the powers that want to turn Empire to Chaos by shutting down the only operation actively working against the Dark powers!

Is this what you get for showing your burning faith in Sigmar and the unshakable belief in the righteousness of our holy cause! Where are all Sigmarite loyalists! Where are those warriors of burning faith that otherwise are willing to follow our command in war! Arise and defend!

*pokes Mathi with a stick*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: jlutin on January 14, 2009, 01:45:43 PM
Arr... You spoilers of fun and fair executions! I see the corruption have reached the level that makes the powers that want to turn Empire to Chaos by shutting down the only operation actively working against the Dark powers!

Is this what you get for showing your burning faith in Sigmar and the unshakable belief in the righteousness of our holy cause! Where are all Sigmarite loyalists! Where are those warriors of burning faith that otherwise are willing to follow our command in war! Arise and defend!

Dude.  You are dead and burned.  Well at least burned and nobody will follow a slimey, gross lump of burned human.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 15, 2009, 11:08:21 AM
To that jlutin I got only one proper reply:

BAH!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: jlutin on January 15, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
I always wondered what Joan of Arc's last sounds were.

<bada bing>
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on January 15, 2009, 07:51:06 PM
I always wondered what Joan of Arc's last sounds were.

<bada bing>
Hahahahaha  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 15, 2009, 09:27:55 PM
Joan of Arc is my teacher! :engel:

Of course she cried "BAH!!!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on January 17, 2009, 07:10:55 AM
Man, so long I haven't been here!
What the heck, nothing has changed? We're still burning our overconfident fanatic?
I love things that never change!
I hope somebody still remember me,
Alexander de Wissont
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 17, 2009, 12:39:47 PM
Well, it is good to see you back!

Now go and make yourself useful!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Helborg on January 17, 2009, 07:35:53 PM
I hope somebody still remember me,
Yup, but barely...  :-P . Good to see you back  :icon_lol:


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Wyzer1 on January 17, 2009, 09:04:36 PM
Everyone forgotten about me yet?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 17, 2009, 09:11:11 PM
Everyone forgotten about me yet?  :unsure:
Yes, now go away.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 17, 2009, 10:03:20 PM
Everyone forgotten about me yet?  :unsure:

Nah, I still love you.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Helborg on January 18, 2009, 10:45:43 AM
Everyone forgotten about me yet?  :unsure:

Nah, I still love you.


 :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on January 18, 2009, 10:52:57 AM
Everyone forgotten about me yet?  :unsure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfp-8emmA7g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfp-8emmA7g)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 20, 2009, 10:55:01 AM
With McKnight, the answer to most of life's problems involves Arnie.  :icon_lol:

That was an awesome video, however.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Wyzer1 on January 20, 2009, 06:17:41 PM
Think i've probably been playing wow too much  :-D

Also, just to brag to the people who do play wow: Check out my char
My main (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Iyenrith)
Alt (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Feralshift)
Currently working on a paladin in between raids... level 48 after 1.5 weeks  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Helborg on January 20, 2009, 09:09:56 PM
Think i've probably been playing wow too much  :-D

Also, just to brag to the people who do play wow: Check out my char
My main (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Iyenrith)
Alt (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Feralshift)
Currently working on a paladin in between raids... level 48 after 1.5 weeks  :roll:


That it, level 100 in 2 hours  :icon_rolleyes: (you can tell I've never played WoW)


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 20, 2009, 10:47:17 PM
Wyzer, come back to the light!

 :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 21, 2009, 08:23:33 AM
I've been playing wow a little bit too much myself.  :engel:

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg) is my char  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 21, 2009, 08:39:40 AM
 :eusa_wall:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::   QQ3   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on January 21, 2009, 01:01:26 PM
*The Etheral voice of Mathi Alfblut is heard, supported by angelic hymns

"Well done Eight! You have proven thyself worthy by acting firmly against the insidious influence of the hated copycats, WoW. However, it is clear that the so-called high inquisitor is corrupted beyond aid! The Bigshit must go, I say!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 21, 2009, 02:54:38 PM
:eusa_wall:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::   QQ3   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Sorry eight (or is it nine now?) Just couldn't resist the temptation.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on January 21, 2009, 03:41:39 PM
With McKnight, the answer to most of life's problems involves Arnie.  :icon_lol:

That was an awesome video, however.

Hehe yea and its true :P
Yes of course! :D it was awesome
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on January 21, 2009, 04:30:08 PM
*The Etheral voice of Mathi Alfblut is heard, supported by angelic hymns

"Well done Eight! You have proven thyself worthy by acting firmly against the insidious influence of the hated copycats, WoW. However, it is clear that the so-called high inquisitor is corrupted beyond aid! The Bigshit must go, I say!"

WHAT?
I'm not burning him for the WoW, I'm burning him for RickRolling me.  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 21, 2009, 10:05:50 PM
(http://kuvaton.com/bshit/daemonhunters.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Helborg on January 31, 2009, 10:40:51 AM
Well, 3 more votes and the S.H.I.T. gets closed down  :icon_sad:


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 31, 2009, 08:04:54 PM
This is for all german people here on W-E. Have one on midaskis tab.  :::cheers:::

http://kaytanhousuja.com/biisit/ich_habe.mp3
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Fandir Nightshade on January 31, 2009, 08:17:12 PM
*drinks the beer eagerly*

What a stupid song.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: QQ3 on January 31, 2009, 08:26:37 PM
*drinks the beer eagerly*

What a stupid song.
That song is great! Have another one. :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Fandir Nightshade on January 31, 2009, 09:11:02 PM
 :::cheers:::

If I have 10 other ones it might become great but it is still stupid. It is if I would sing I am dumb because I am a brit dadadaaa..dadadaaaa and I fart my wife into her face dadaaadadaaa....

doesnīt bring anything more into the song.

I think there is a great song about the germans sung by "Die Prinzen"

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7ncxV9Q9c (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7ncxV9Q9c)

and here the translation of the lyrics


German, German, German,

Of course a German has invented "Wetten, dass"*
Thanks for all those great hours
We are the friendliest customers in the world
We are humble - we have money
We are the best in every sport
The taxes here are world record
Travel through Germany and stay here
We wait for this kind of customers
Everyone who likes it here can come over to live here
We are the friendliest crowd in the world.

German, German, German

Only on thing here is wrong
that Schumacher isnīt driving a mercedes


so many pride themselves as germans
so many think it is great to be an asshole
there are some that rail against Kanacken (a swear word for foreigners like pakis in english)
but go for a fuck to Thailand
we love our cars more than our women
Because the German cars we can trust
God has kissed the world only once
On the spot where Germany is now
We are the best in everything and especially in bed
To cats and dogs we are especially nice

all that is Germany

We are especially good in punching faces
but we are also great in starting fires
We like it clean and orderly
We are prepared for war all the time
nice greetings for the rest of the world, you have finally to see
We can be proud of Germany's.....swine!

swine swine swine


All that is germany
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: neverness on February 01, 2009, 01:30:37 PM
What's this talk of closing down the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitional Tabernacle? I mean, after 91 pages, clearly this is not just a thread on this site, it's an Institution! (take that how you will)

I mean, just last night, while writing a new part to the TALE OF TWO GUARDS, I thought, "man, I know far too much about chaos. Perhaps I need to submit myself for review and punishment to the S.H.I.T.?" Then I decided to make the witch hunter of the story a bit more bad-ass, maybe that would weigh heavily in my favor? Ah, but that could be misconstrued at attempted bribery, as is it not universally accepted that witch hunters of Sigmar are bad-ass already? In fact writing a toned down, not-so-bad-ass witch hunter could result in me being torched any way! Clearly, these thoughts alone are probably evidence enough of chaotic influence and I should just accept the inevitable and turn myself over to the S.H.I.T. and welcome whatever fiery justice deem fit to bestow upon me.

Only now there's talk of tearing down this...institution?... just because the S.H.I.T. has grown too big and long for it's own good? (or is it that it's members really need to be institutionalized?)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on February 01, 2009, 02:34:23 PM
*burns Neverness*


Wauw... i didnt really get what he said about turning himself over and why... but he used the shortening for Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle.  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 01, 2009, 02:59:25 PM
Indeed, he did shorthand it. Most heretical! Showing to little veneration toward the holy institution! :closed-eyes:
Well done McKnight!

*A divine light streams down from heaven and carried by cherubs Mathi Alfblut is lowered down to the ground, his wounds healed after his most righteous act of self-conflagration to attone for his sins.
An radiant gloria rest on his holy brow and his voice vibrates with the power bestowed upon him from Sigmar himself.

"Listen, I have return once more, through direct intervention form Sigmar... And some serious Shallya work, but we can go through that later...to stand with The Inquisition in this Dark and final hour! You may belive you can shut down us devoteed Sigmarites... and the less devoted ones too, granted... but we will prove you wrong!"

"You can close this tread, but you can never defeat the Sigmarite Inquisition!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on February 01, 2009, 03:02:48 PM
##Defeats Sigmarite Inquisition##

Ok, that's done.  Who wants to do Lunch?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 01, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
You do realise one of the founding members got editing powers recently?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on February 01, 2009, 04:38:52 PM
Does this mean... oooohhh yes... power... unlimted power!!!  :ph34r:


But of course we will not take advantage of this power... that would be ethically wrong :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Midaski on February 01, 2009, 06:27:25 PM
You do realise one of the founding members got editing powers recently?

... but some "Powers" are more powerful than others .............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 01, 2009, 08:02:07 PM

By your command. *eyes moving rapidly sideways*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 01, 2009, 11:32:51 PM
So, it is clear who is the new Bigshit now.

I pronounce Lord Soth new Bigshit of the Sigmarite Inquisition, Arch Inquisitior supreme and the purger of the Heretics.
And of course some powers are bigger than others, Holy Midaski!
You are a living Saint, feer crying out loud!
Hey, you even got a knightly order that fights in the name of the Holy Saint Midaski! You will be able to see pics of them in the future! :engel:

You canīt defeat us Dihenydd. I belived you where a true follower of Sigmar but it is clear now, with your wish of destroying his most holy work that you are in truth a heretic!

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on February 02, 2009, 04:27:51 AM
The Inquisition is doomed to greatness.

Long Live the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle !

Long live Saint Midaski !


Warned you I did  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Merrick on February 02, 2009, 07:26:02 AM
The Inquisition is doomed to failure.

Long Life the Sigmarite Righteousness Revival (Reformed)

You can't do that.
It doesn't have a mildly amusing acronym.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 02, 2009, 03:06:00 PM
And you lack the necessary fu, Dihenydd! :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on February 03, 2009, 12:04:33 AM
The Inquisition is doomed to greatness.

Long Live the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle !

Long live Saint Midaski !


Warned you I did  :icon_wink:

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Soth's.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: neverness on February 04, 2009, 03:44:01 PM
*... but he used the shortening for Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle.  :happy:

Using the acronym alone brings on the fire? Hell, If I'd known it was THAT easy... :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on February 04, 2009, 03:56:19 PM
So, it is clear who is the new Bigshit now.

I pronounce Lord Soth new Bigshit of the Sigmarite Inquisition, Arch Inquisitior supreme and the purger of the Heretics.
And of course some powers are bigger than others, Holy Midaski!
You are a living Saint, feer crying out loud!
Hey, you even got a knightly order that fights in the name of the Holy Saint Midaski! You will be able to see pics of them in the future! :engel:

You canīt defeat us Dihenydd. I belived you where a true follower of Sigmar but it is clear now, with your wish of destroying his most holy work that you are in truth a heretic!



The Sigmarite Righteousness Revival (Reformed) follows the example of Sigmar, not the modern day followers of Sigmar.   Ie, its all about the winning.  Sigmar cared not a whit for dogma, only for cleaving enemies in two. 

You modern followers with your Inquisitions, and thought police and burnings; well Sigmar would only have one thing to say to you "You want to die by hammer or sword?".

Its all about the whining.  By any means.  Which is why the Revival will defeat all of you in the end.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 04, 2009, 04:57:25 PM
Well, and what makes you different from a Chaos follower then, Dihenydd? Did I just hear you say "win by any mean possible?" or is that an interpretation?

Hmm... No, I think I will regard that as your true intention, regardless of what you wrote, cause since my mind is guided by Holy Sigmar, I see trough your charades!

*Brings down Sigmars fury on Dihenydd in the shape of Mathi Alfblut and Luthor Huss & Associates

Well, you Dihenydd is under suspicion of planning to commit heresy in Sigmars name! Now that is even more despicable than being an open Chaos supporter, since they at least have the guts to proclaim their allegiance!

And yes, me and Luthor runs our own buisness, so to say. The Inquisitors bother to much with some formalistic stuff and to little burning. You on the other hand are to naive in your approach. Think Hammer or Sword can clean up all taints? No, that will not work. Fire is needed, clensing is needed!

Repent Dihenydd, Repent!!!
Or do you prefer mine or Luthors hammer?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on February 04, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
*... but he used the shortening for Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle.  :happy:

Using the acronym alone brings on the fire? Hell, If I'd known it was THAT easy... :evil:
Well its not actually... i just havent burned anyone in a long time  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on February 04, 2009, 07:58:39 PM
since my mind is guided by being an open Chaos supporter, since they at least have the guts to proclaim their allegiance!


Aha, I am able to read between the lines of your messianic nonsense!  True colours revealed!  Your open admiration for all things Chaos has not gone unnoticed!


Think Hammer or Sword can clean up all taints? No, that will not work.


Such a shame you do not have enough faith in the chosen weapons of Sigmar the Warrior himself.  Instead leaning to some sort of magickal aide.  No doubt from your friends in the Chaos cults you seem to admire so much.

Or do you prefer mine or Luthors hammer?

What you two consenting adults do in the Tabernacle is no concern of mine.

The Sigmarite Righteousness Revival (Reformed) is dedicating to using all the means humanity has available to fight the true enemies in our forests and outside our borders.  We will use a Waltar, 2 Stanks, and 50 Handgunners if it will achieve victory.  We will use 50 knights.  We will use ranks and ranks of pointy sticks if needed.  Means doesn't matter, victory for the Empire over its foes is what matters.

Take your Chaos parlour tricks and skulk back to the frozen north before we decide your constant division and strife are too much for the Empire to tolerate any longer!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 05, 2009, 04:01:24 AM
I think we are all missing the important points here

More people would rather castrate Malthi than shut the inquisition down  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Warlord on February 05, 2009, 05:20:24 AM
I think we are all missing the important points here

More people would rather castrate Malthi than shut the inquisition down  :happy:

Is this the only place where you post anymore Wyzer?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 05, 2009, 09:47:39 PM
Off course it is, unless he posts in some obscure WoW forum.  :icon_mrgreen:

Me Chaos? Well, I must say that it is YOU lacking faith if you do not belive Sigmars hammer is not enough to defeat the enemy but we must use anything. You are pathetic Dihenydd. Pathetic. Trying to cast the blame on me.
Luthor never sat his foot in the Tabernacle by the way, he is always on the road, seeking out the enemy hammer in hand. And that is what I intend to do aswell!

I will smite and burn as divine Sigmar pronouce! My hammerblows shall be the sign of Sigmars ultimate WILL!
You seek shelter behind the new techniques, you seek shelter behind steel. You belive that steel and gunpowder alone will save the day. In there you showed your heresy, Dihenydd, in your counting up of means you wanted to use! It was all material means, all steel, flesh and gunpowder!

But you deliberately avoided what Magnus the Pious, the Saviour of the Empire, proclaimed. You avoided the first of the holy trinity of strength that he proclaimed!

You. intentionally. Avoided. Faith.

Where did faith and the priesthood of Sigmar fit into your list? I agree you mentioned... Wait there. You even broke one of the rules!

GENTLEMEN! Dihenydd just referred to the Holy mobile Shrine of the Grand theogonist, of which there is but one in our holy realm! He profaned most profoundly and called the War altar of Sigmar for... Waltar!!!

So, how runs the verdict? Guilty of profanity or not? Since we are still withing the halls of the Tabernacle, I will give the remaining few inquisitors a chance to prove their worth before my Hammer ends your miserable existance!

And yes, I see you also avoided mentioning the 8 Colleges of magic. I agree a healthy suspicion should be held against the researchers of the arts arcane, but nontheless than our holy Magnus the Pious instituted the Colleges. Am I too belive you are so zealous that you see them as enemies of the Empire, as traitors in our midst, Dihenydd?

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Dihenydd on February 05, 2009, 10:26:36 PM
  :icon_mrgreen:

Me Chaos


Well, now we have your confession twice.  Shall you submit to purging gracefully or will you give us a fine chase?

Well, I must say that Sigmars hammer is not enough to defeat the enemy


Sad to see to see you believe your Religion to be superior to the Warrior skills of the Founder of the Empire.

Luthor never sat his foot in the Tabernacle by the way, he is always on the road, hammer in hand. And that is what I intend to do as well!


Again, I will make no judgements on the actions of those behind closed doors.  I wish you the best of luck in this and congradulate you on your new Life Choice.  I suspect it will go well with your new found acceptance of Chaos, however and that I cannot forgive. 


You seek shelter behind the new techniques, you seek shelter behind steel. You belive that steel and gunpowder alone will save the day. In there you showed your heresy, Dihenydd, in your counting up of means you wanted to use! It was all material means, all steel, flesh and gunpowder!


Ah, so you are one of those who would waste Empire resources discussing the proper 'means' of defeating an enemy.  No doubt you torture sucessful generals when they don't use enough hammers or have enough of your little prayer scrolls that you sell.  How much profit do you actually make selling all those indulgences anyways?  I guess that's where your new found Chaos friends get their funds.

Sigmar had faith in himself and in Humanity.  I trust Sigmar's faith in Humanity was not wasted.  Do you then imply Sigmar was in error to trust Humanity?  I hope your friends aren't aware of this appalling lack of confidence in Sigmar's judgement.


Where did faith and the priesthood of Sigmar fit into your list? 


I admit to having slightly less faith in the Priesthood than Sigmar had when he walked the earth.  I could never aspire to being his equal, therefore I am content to being as close as I am able without superceding.  I assume by your question however, that you have more faith in this matter than Sigmar himself.



And yes, I avoided mentioning the 8 Colleges of magic. A healthy suspicion should be held against the researchers of the arts arcane. I  see them as enemies of the Empire, as traitors in our midst, Dihenydd?


I'm afraid I do not see them as traitors in our Midst.  Do you refute the teaching and decision of Magnus the Pious?  Do you call into doubt his judgement.


Oh it is so wearying to debate with someone who has now thrice mentioned his asssociation with Chaos in matters of faith.  Can we just burn this Chaos worshipper already?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 06, 2009, 09:58:09 AM
Ah, I see you still lack the Fu, Dihenydd. You can ninja my comments, but not my posts. The fact that you feel pushed to try and rewrite my words just show your faulty path. I never went down that road, I merely refuted and pointed our your faults in plain words.
I never need to use reconfigured quotes in my task. I merely state the truth and the obvious. You however, in your desperation of winning, are clearly using change as your weapon, and that in turn gives away your TRUE master, The changer of ways!

Sorry Dihenydd, but in your desperation you failed to realize that by editing my words, you gave away the scheme, yet, because you are not supported by divine power to the extent that you might belive you gave your feeble attempts away.

Sigmars revival? You know what will come next. You are VERY focused on Sigmar when he lived, what he did etc... But you deny his ability to act NOW, and therefore you refute his divinity. Now that is heresy in the extreme. In your attempts to prove thine cause, you have also proven thyself GODLESS!

Sigmar once founded the Empire, yes, but Sigmar is here STILL! He is with his chosens when they march to war! The fallen ones gets to see him in the afterlife. HE is the one ensuring they get safe passage to Morrs gardens, and that Old Morr can take them under his wings.
All this talk of self-sufficiency, and doing it without Sigmars aid, of denying magic and the Sigmarite priesthood points to one fact. That not only are you part of a Chaos scheme governed by the Changer of Ways, but you are also a member of that shady Ulric cult that denies Sigmars divinity!

While I respect all Gods and Godesses of our great Empire, it is Sigmar that is our foremost protector and Mans true friend!

I am going to give you a second chance.

Bow down and confess your sins. Repent and Sigmar may have mercy on your soul! Your true task here is both to crush the Inquisition so your heresies can roam free, in order to open the road toward your main goal. The destroy the Empire and bring down Chaos on us all!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: McKnight on February 06, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
Waltar is acceptable... just... we dont like that word much... only when refering to dwarfs... Which is why we dont like it to refer to the War Altar
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 03, 2009, 09:30:43 AM
Almost a month with no replies.


I declare this thread officially dead and beyond revival.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend
Post by: Grutch on August 26, 2011, 07:20:55 AM
Burn it
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend
Post by: phillyt on August 26, 2011, 02:48:44 PM
Boss it took you two years to answer soth! That's bureaucracy for you.