Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 254125 times)

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1225 on:** May 08, 2008, 03:03:02 PM »

Crying to douse the flames won't help you I'm afraid.

*Throws a bucket of water on the fire*

As Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments I put an end to this illegal execution. My department was not consulted and members of the Inquisition are involved, so normal procedure would be for me to light the pyre. Also, the logs have been placed in an unproffesional manner, which would have resulted in a high temperature, reducing the accused to cinders too soon. This method also produces black marshmallows.

Mathi, you should remember your job is to find out criminals and have the tabernacle condemn them. Executions are my department. However, your zeal is forgiven... for now.

Now, Rufas and Rian, what do you have to say for yourselves ?

Obi · « **Reply #1226 on:** May 08, 2008, 03:03:28 PM »

Quote from: Midaski on May 07, 2008, 10:22:56 PM

A quick prayer to Sigmar and all those beers bought on my tab are suddenly showered all over your sub-prime timber.

Now was that divine intervention, or what .............

HAHAHHA! or something. That was funny.

Quote from: rufus sparkfire on May 08, 2008, 11:59:06 AM

Posting in blue text is clearly heretical, as well as being incredibly annoying.

My thoughts exactly. GMTA, eh?

So, let's summarize this:

rufas and rian have 3rd degree burns and midaski is drunk

HighPriest Rian · « **Reply #1227 on:** May 08, 2008, 04:11:40 PM »

*Sniffle* My burns are proof of my devotion to sigmar, and to the cause of routing out true heretics!

Nicholas Bies · « **Reply #1228 on:** May 08, 2008, 04:34:23 PM »

Rian,

I'm afraid to say I think you became a littletoo trigger happy with your flint amd tinder box.

I personally feel my burning was highly unwarrented and you as the main reason for my turn from the light of sigmar.

May he have mercy upon your soul for diminishing his flock for I shall not.

Burn twice baby burn twice...

rian

HighPriest Rian · « **Reply #1229 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:05:21 PM »

*blows out Ben's flames*

Since when did heretics have access to the nordland timbers to start burning the inquisitors... This is quite unsettling.. Another internal investigation is called for

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #1230 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:08:57 PM »

Seems we are having a lot of unnecessary burnings around here... And a lot of animosity in our organization

Thankfully with a little help from dear Rufas the dwarves have helped us invent us a new, improved flame cannon that is untested and I figured we could use it right now

Now just pull this little lever....

*puts on shades*

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EDIT: Sorry, missed one

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Rufas the Eccentric · « **Reply #1231 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:40:39 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on May 08, 2008, 03:03:02 PM

Now, Rufas and Rian, what do you have to say for yourselves ?

I stand by my accusations with the proof already preseted! Midaski is tainted by Chaos.

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Wyzer forgets the source of his fire wood. But throwing on three kegs of Bugman's was a tactical error.

You will be getting a rather large invoice. And now that timber stocks are so low, I am afraid there will be an upward adjustment in the price of future stock.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1232 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:41:53 PM »

And just why was Wyzer not burnt in the process... damnit...

Wyzer1

May the angels guide you to heaven... real soon.

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #1233 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:48:45 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on May 08, 2008, 05:41:53 PM

And just why was Wyzer not burnt in the process... damnit...

Wyzer1

May the angels guide you to heaven... real soon.

Well I was if you look at it

But thanks for saving me, too bad noone else has a nice kind guy, that despite having been horribly disfigured and burnt to a crisp, drug along the ground while children threw rocks at you, then stoned and thrown off a cliff you still find it in your heart to save me

What a trooper

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1234 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:50:55 PM »

And you don't even wonder how I convinced the angels to do my bidding ?

jlutin · « **Reply #1235 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Ben Seib on May 08, 2008, 01:52:56 AM

hmm I was needlessly burnt at the stake...

philly, crimson, siberius, notts. I offer my services to you and your masters.

See....SEE we were right all along. Ben was accused of Heresy, burnt at the stake yet he still posts.

Clearly he is an undead abomination.

Well, that or someone didn't use Nordland's finest and got some cheap, weak elf wood.

Obi · « **Reply #1236 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:59:34 PM »

warhammerlord_soth

Way too damn hard with those large smileys.

You should be saved too, my son.

Obi · « **Reply #1237 on:** May 08, 2008, 06:00:04 PM »

Quote from: jlutin on May 08, 2008, 05:59:16 PM

Quote from: Ben Seib on May 08, 2008, 01:52:56 AM

hmm I was needlessly burnt at the stake...

philly, crimson, siberius, notts. I offer my services to you and your masters.

See....SEE we were right all along. Ben was accused of Heresy, burnt at the stake yet he still posts.

Clearly he is an undead abomination.

Well, that or someone didn't use Nordland's finest and got some cheap, weak elf wood.

So we should burn rufas for supplying us with inferior wood?

Rufas the Eccentric · « **Reply #1238 on:** May 08, 2008, 06:17:51 PM »

My wood was of the highest quality. I was saved because in his haste, Wyzer threw some kegs on the fire.

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #1239 on:** May 08, 2008, 06:38:29 PM »

Its good to see I wasnt part of this mass burning.

offroadfury88

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #1240 on:** May 08, 2008, 06:41:15 PM »

Im truly sorry offroad, I hope you will accept my apology and forgive me, I went back and editted you in

It won't happen again

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1241 on:** May 08, 2008, 06:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Rufas the Eccentric on May 08, 2008, 06:17:51 PM

My wood was of the highest quality.

Borrowed somebody's rod of Viagra, did we ?

Rufas the Eccentric · « **Reply #1242 on:** May 08, 2008, 06:46:46 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on May 08, 2008, 06:42:09 PM

Quote from: Rufas the Eccentric on May 08, 2008, 06:17:51 PM
My wood was of the highest quality.

Borrowed somebody's rod of Viagra, did we ?

Midaski's

Obi · « **Reply #1243 on:** May 08, 2008, 07:28:19 PM »

Kicking in an open door! (stating the obvious)

phillyt · « **Reply #1244 on:** May 08, 2008, 08:53:44 PM »

Ben, you are always welcome! But take the third cell on the left, danny's desiccated remains are stinking up cell 2 and nobody has sent those precious little first years down to clean him up yet...

Phil

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1245 on:** May 08, 2008, 09:07:48 PM »

Sigmar praise you, wisdom, Wyzer! Your action are fully justified and you are truly worthy as a leader.

Now, as Sigmar is my guide, and due to my previous expirience of prober burnings, I stand here before you, due to my strong faith and belief in the wisdom of Sigmar.

Mathi

But why did it take you so long to bestow your blessing upon me, Great lord Sigmar? I it got dispelled twice before it worked...
Ah well, I guess it is a sign that I must do some more repenting and atonement. It hurts like hell, these third degree burns, but I got to get the flail.
As a further atonement for my overreactive actions, I ordain myself twenty lashes with the flail! Now, those a bit sensitive among you should probably not watch this. A flail hitting burned skin can be pretty ugly...
Therefore this action will have an age limit of 15.

Oh, boy, this will hurt... And Philly come running begging to get some lashes aswell... Damn that Beastman... Oh well, mighty Sigmar, we all got our heavy hammers to bear... or heavy beasts of burden

Nicholas Bies · « **Reply #1246 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:34:04 AM »

Quote from: PhillyT on May 08, 2008, 08:53:44 PM

Ben, you are always welcome! But take the third cell on the left, danny's desiccated remains are stinking up cell 2 and nobody has sent those precious little first years down to clean him up yet...

Phil

Sweet. I always wanted my own 4x4 cell with bars across the window and cold stone interior. Makes me.. *sniffles*... sorry...

May need to start collecting an evil army. Ogres/Skaven/Mortals.... decisions decisions.

Perambulator · « **Reply #1247 on:** May 09, 2008, 07:44:46 AM »

What the heck?!? I'm gone for a day and get caught in the cross-fire of an internal spat! Bah! *brushes of soot* you missed...

Obi · « **Reply #1248 on:** May 09, 2008, 08:37:34 AM »

Now that they have also corrupted a servant of the inquisition, I think it's time we finish them once and for all.

minotaur dudes

Alexander de Wissont · « **Reply #1249 on:** May 09, 2008, 09:05:36 AM »

Great!
Can I have some roasted goat ribs?
I think we have turned out to be:
Orcy and Really Annoying Land of Frenzied and Unnecessary Community Killings.

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