Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 252349 times)

Alexander de Wissont · « **Reply #1350 on:** May 20, 2008, 04:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Helborg on May 20, 2008, 03:51:42 PM

(kills alexander) the inqusition stays dead

Because I drunk two barrels of Bugman's (don't worry Rufas, I bought free new ones), I got regeneration, and I didn't lose any wounds.

This is the building's humble starts.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1351 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:24:56 PM »

Stop your pathetic attempts, Helborg! You will not become anything but a petty puppet under the true devious masters such as Philly.
Merely saying you kill someone and that the Inquisition stays dead will not do.

Now, since you lacked any finesse and skill, you yourself takes all the wounds you tried to inflict and falls down into the burning cellar.

Philly! There is a heretic coming to you know! Catch Helborg while he is hot!

Sorry Helborg, but there is not way avoiding Philly. May Sigmar have mercy on you if he fancy so, for I bet Ulric would not give a snort about you...

Anyway, yes, we need to build a new chapterhouse.

In the meantime, we can use the Church of venerable Midaski as base, together with Hostpital and pub of St. Rufus. I shall send a note ot Rufias for some new shipment of Bugmans so we can gain more strength to do our work.

Siberius · « **Reply #1352 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:36:50 AM »

Oh my, I've been at work a couple of days and look at all the things I've got up to on here...

I'm so confused. It seems we have taken over the inquisition and are denouncing all of the Sigmarites and burning them. Well, they had it coming. I'll have to wait till I get home later though to fully understand the magnitude of all of this.

And you want to know something creepy... I do wear a big hat for work...

jlutin · « **Reply #1353 on:** May 21, 2008, 12:40:18 PM »

I think the bearded elvis is having an effect on the Inquisition.

Nobody ever expects the Bearded Elvis Inquisition!

And nor should they.

phillyt · « **Reply #1354 on:** May 21, 2008, 12:45:39 PM »

Damn bearded elvises...

Phil

Obi · « **Reply #1355 on:** May 21, 2008, 02:27:25 PM »

Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....

I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1356 on:** May 21, 2008, 03:29:13 PM »

Quote from: Obi on May 21, 2008, 02:27:25 PM

Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....

I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)

Because Soth is by no means cheap....

cal von random · « **Reply #1357 on:** May 21, 2008, 03:45:48 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on May 21, 2008, 03:29:13 PM

Quote from: Obi on May 21, 2008, 02:27:25 PM
Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....

I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)

Because Soth is by no means cheap....

no, he's free

Alexander de Wissont · « **Reply #1358 on:** May 21, 2008, 04:11:26 PM »

Quote from: jlutin on May 21, 2008, 12:40:18 PM

I think the bearded elvis is having an effect on the Inquisition.

Nobody ever expects the Bearded Elvis Inquisition!

And nor should they.

Touché.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1359 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:03:44 PM »

Siberius, I am afraid you have missed something vital. You where set on overrunning everything, chaos triumphing. But then a lone warrior priest came back, and with a final headbutt using the brim of his kettlehat (see, we priest know about hats too) he banished the foul creature Philly back into the dungeons where he plots and schemes for the next Chaos attack.

In the end, since I am a priest, all I have to say is that "Once a man like me defeated a monster like you!" and look you in the eyes, and you will turn and marsch away.

Shadowwolf · « **Reply #1360 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:37:02 PM »

(This whole post is an ad from the Imperial Smileys thread)

Shadowwolf

McKnight · « **Reply #1361 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on May 21, 2008, 05:03:44 PM

Siberius, I am afraid you have missed something vital. You where set on overrunning everything, chaos triumphing. But then a lone warrior priest came back, and with a final headbutt using the brim of his kettlehat (see, we priest know about hats too) he banished the foul creature Philly back into the dungeons where he plots and schemes for the next Chaos attack.

In the end, since I am a priest, all I have to say is that "Once a man like me defeated a monster like you!" and look you in the eyes, and you will turn and marsch away.

Man thats like some of the weakest fluff i have ever read in GW's history...

wissenlander · « **Reply #1362 on:** May 21, 2008, 06:46:32 PM »

I think that's because Mathi took excerpts from various GW sources and compiled them into his own prose.

Siberius · « **Reply #1363 on:** May 21, 2008, 08:06:38 PM »

I can't keep up. I may just sit in my dungeon and nibble on little Timmy till I have more energy.

I guess if Philly is in here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.

phillyt · « **Reply #1364 on:** May 21, 2008, 08:26:01 PM »

Maybe that grenade in Mathi's MOUT training wasn't a practice one...

Nice to have you back Siberius.

And look, wissenlander is here to!

Phil

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1365 on:** May 21, 2008, 09:40:24 PM »

Practice? Well, you know, sometimes you want to raise the stakes a bit... I mean, I am completley sane and not hurt in any way. I mean, I am a warrior priest with a helm, holy grenades and I have the power bestowed on me by Volkmar the grim to stare down the monsters and send them packing with a cheesy oneliner!
Bow before the power of Sigmars priesthood!

Sure, Siberius, you better stay down there and keep an eye on Timmy. And Philly need an arm for sure, he lost so much blood due to my ´ardhat!

phillyt · « **Reply #1366 on:** May 21, 2008, 09:47:38 PM »

I fashioned a new one...

Out of rage.

Phil

Siberius · « **Reply #1367 on:** May 21, 2008, 09:53:07 PM »

It looks nice.

phillyt · « **Reply #1368 on:** May 21, 2008, 11:05:14 PM »

No my son, it looks angry.

Phil

Siberius · « **Reply #1369 on:** May 21, 2008, 11:20:18 PM »

What you gonna use it for?

Should we gather the kittens?

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1370 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:56:46 AM »

Siberius, if you gather your kittens and Philly his anger, I will just tell you that I do not get angry...
I get mean...

Alexander de Wissont · « **Reply #1371 on:** May 22, 2008, 07:57:38 AM »

Mathi, IO'll follow you to your goal

Obi · « **Reply #1372 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:48:56 PM »

Philly and sibby:

Midaski · « **Reply #1373 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:16:32 PM »

Quote from: Siberius on May 21, 2008, 08:06:38 PM

I can't keep up.................. I guess if Philly is here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.

Shouldn't this be in the Mountain Dew kills sperm thread ................

jlutin · « **Reply #1374 on:** May 22, 2008, 08:38:16 PM »

Perhaps we can burn cats during the intermission between Heretics? Might give the little inquisitors some experience before they graduate to the big leagues.

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