Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 252296 times)

phillyt · « **Reply #1750 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:20:13 AM »

Whoops sir, its Siberius, not siberius...

Phil

Siberius · « **Reply #1751 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:57:25 AM »

Noted and adjusted accordingly oh large horned large hatted one.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1752 on:** July 29, 2008, 10:40:57 AM »

WHAT!!!!
Siberius as Inquisitor!!!

This we cannot have just like that.

*Mathi doons his mighty kettlehat and waves his miesser at Philly
"This is your doing, Philly! Can´t you at least satisfy yourself with dragging souls down for eternal damnation? And then you are starting to apoint Inquisitors just because you stole a fancy hat! Now that will not do. Now bend over!"

Before Philly can preform said action Mathi gives him a headbutt with the rim of his kettlehat over Phillys sensitive snout. As Philly grabs his snout in pain, Mathi put the torch to his tail and Philly leaps screaming down into the cellar.

"Alright. Now for you, Siberius, I have to strip you from rank unrightfully gained. But as you do show some promise, I will take you up as probatio. Your first task is to complete a proper and rightful burning according the rules of the Inquisition. Go forth and burn!

*Mathi sees the pitiful bonfire that was attempted using second rate tar.

"That wont do! After all, we have persons who have here gone against the decree of the Emperor himself! How dare they question the wisdom of his majesty!
And remember that his majesty have decreed that he "would take str4 any day!", we are talking about one serious crime here!

Hochland Hero

Mark Perry

Cisse

Queek

Since you are on a probatio status, Siberius, you will not be burned, since you are young and inexpirienced. But I advice to get the tar from your body before you commit that lawful burning you are ordered to do. However, for chasticement and repentance, you are ordered to take 100 lashes with the heavy flail and while reciting "I will take str4 any day!".

And yes, now go burn a heretic, pronto! There are loads of them outthere, some even think they are innocent but you know that it proves nothing, agreed?

phillyt · « **Reply #1753 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:47:41 AM »

I reject Mathi's ability to perform time travel. Siberius' inquisitorial rank is beyond reproach since nobody entered a complaint within the alloted time limit.

Sorry folks

Phil

jlutin · « **Reply #1754 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:36:59 PM »

Wait a sec. Mathi has large wings shooting out of his head.

I think his is a mutated spawn of chaos.

LETS GET HIM!

AAAYYYYEEEEEE!!!

<looks behind to see if anyone is joining>

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1755 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:31:31 PM »

"ENOUGH !"

From the "interrogation chambers", a man in black, gold-fringed armour, his shoulders adorned with a flowing red cape steps forward. His face shows an expression of righteous wrath, and in his mailed fists, a massive warhammer rests.

"This charade has gone far enough. Either you miscreants of chaos creep back into the dungeon where you belong, or I will smite the lot of you"

The dark knight looks menacingly to Philly and Siberious, while posting himself next to Mathi.

"If any of you want to continue this discussion in my "office", that possibility remains open as well. I am after all the S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.; and as such always ready for a good "talk" with a prisoner... though you might have to re-grow a limb or two..."

Things remain as they were. The Inquisitors rule here, you lot are permitted to "reside" in our dungeons...

phillyt · « **Reply #1756 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:14:16 PM »

Since the SHIT resides in the US, I took the liberty of purchasing the building following the subprime collapse of its underwriter, Fanny Mae. For $1. It was repossesed from Wyzer while he was off WOWing.

Sorry folks, we choas beast are moving from the outhouse to the penthouse!

Phil

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1757 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:21:22 PM »

You heretical beast, you could not have purchased this building, for it belongs to his most revered Emperor, Grutch the first. Wyzer, head inquisitor or not, but resides here by the grace of the emperor...

Now, back to your dungeon !

HoS · « **Reply #1758 on:** July 29, 2008, 05:55:47 PM »

As the P.R.I.C.K. I now find it completely impossible to maintain good public relations with anyone if they read this thread, and hereby resign. The new management is just awful.

Siberius · « **Reply #1759 on:** July 29, 2008, 08:23:43 PM »

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on July 29, 2008, 10:40:57 AM

WHAT!!!!
Siberius as Inquisitor!!!

"Alright. Now for you, Siberius... I have to strip.

But as you do show some promise, I will take you up as ...the Inquisition.

Since you are... Siberius, you will not be burned, since you are... innocent, agreed?

I didn't catch everything you said but it seems if this is anything to go by that I have the gyst of it.

Many thanks on condoning my apointment by the ever-in-charge PhillyT, he who buys buildings on the cheap from half-asleep Inquisitors.

I'm not sure about this Soth fellow, Philly, shall we burn him?

Afterall, if what I caught from his post was true...

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on July 29, 2008, 01:31:31 PM

"ENOUGH !"

His face shows an expression of... chaos creep

The dark knight looks menacing... while posting himself next to Mathi.

Chaos creep surely cannot be permitted! To the fires?

phillyt · « **Reply #1760 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:33:27 PM »

Well Soth is a good enough chap, even a little chaosy at times. Best to burn him only a little.

I just picked out the MOST darling lavender and peach draperies for the new Chapter Master quarters.

Stunning, you really must take a peek before brunch!

Phil

Siberius · « **Reply #1761 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:45:44 AM »

Great! I was hoping we might go more for pastels this time... I do so tire of all those bold colours and it could use a little lightening up in here.

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #1762 on:** July 31, 2008, 09:22:26 PM »

*A cloaked man enters the Tabernacle*

*Grins at his work*

*Leaves*

Brionne · « **Reply #1763 on:** July 31, 2008, 09:41:17 PM »

Quote from: Wyzer1 on July 31, 2008, 09:22:26 PM

*A cloaked man enters the Tabernacle*

*Grins at his work*

*Leaves*

He......he's alive!

HoS · « **Reply #1764 on:** August 01, 2008, 03:54:42 AM »

Wyzer1 stopped existing and was taken over by Obi's girlfriend.

Wyzer1!!! Hit 70 yet?

Sigmar's son · « **Reply #1765 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:33:16 AM »

I go away for a week and the inquisitation is ruined.
As the son of Sigmar himelf and hei to the thrown, I herby declare that an immediate review of all inquisitors is needed.

Tom.

phillyt · « **Reply #1766 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:46:25 AM »

No Son, nothing is ruined. Just changed.

All things change.

Take testicles for instance.

Phil

Siberius · « **Reply #1767 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:53:28 AM »

Quote from: PhillyT on August 01, 2008, 10:46:25 AM

Take testicles for instance.

Oh I do. Make wonderful trophies.

Sigmar's son · « **Reply #1768 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:56:40 AM »

That sounds like an extremely heritical comment to me.

And do you mind leaving my testicles out of this. Your just jealous.

Tom.

phillyt · « **Reply #1769 on:** August 01, 2008, 11:23:53 AM »

Quote from: Siberius on August 01, 2008, 10:53:28 AM

Quote from: PhillyT on August 01, 2008, 10:46:25 AM
Take testicles for instance.

Oh I do. Make wonderful trophies.

Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Yes, they make excellent trophies as well.

Phil

jlutin · « **Reply #1770 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:26:04 PM »

The Inquisition is wholly opposed to Tentacles...

What?

Nevermind.

Sigmar's son · « **Reply #1771 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:20:44 PM »

Could soebody please tell me how or why this subjet was brought up.

Tom.

phillyt · « **Reply #1772 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:44:41 PM »

The floor recognizes jlutin right to dislike tentacles.

Son, this topic happened because I, the high Inquisitor, big hat wearing, Beast Pope have decided it is so. Even now, Siberius is sewing piles of testicles to danny, in preparation for the Sunday parade I posted on the bulletin board next to the kitchen door. Look up those sorts of things, we are well ordered in our bulletin board updating, it is one of McKnights specialties.

Phil

Helborg · « **Reply #1773 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:53:33 PM »

Quote from: jlutin on August 01, 2008, 01:26:04 PM

The Inquisition is wholly opposed to Tentacles...

OH DEAR GOD! You dont know what I tought I saw when I first read this

Sanj

McKnight · « **Reply #1774 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:59:24 PM »

*Imposing Eric Cartman*
No Philly! Thats my high inquisitor position! Thats a bad Philly!!
and then beats philly back down in the basement with a stick

Now we need to clean up in the inquisition chapter house (again)!!
Follow the order of conduct! That counts for everybody posting here!

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Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 252296 times)