Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 252297 times)

t12161991 · « **Reply #1875 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:40:30 PM »

I'd simply like to say that asrai.org has a longer thread

. Not to mention more pointless...

http://www.asrai.org/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=9910&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=2525

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1876 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:28:12 PM »

Off course we do, my padawan! We are the masters!

phillyt · « **Reply #1877 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on October 10, 2008, 11:51:52 AM

Am I not holy?

Not really. Besides, we won. This thread is a corpse.

Phil

Sigmar's son · « **Reply #1878 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:07:11 PM »

Quote from: PhillyT on October 10, 2008, 08:58:57 PM

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on October 10, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Am I not holy?

Not really. Besides, we won. This thread is a corpse.

Phil

You will be holy after I pop a few caps into you

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1879 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:17:15 AM »

You are evil, Philly. I still do not get WHY you so much wanted this tread dead? It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site... Just the kind of tread this place needed to be true.

phillyt · « **Reply #1880 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:48:05 AM »

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on October 11, 2008, 10:17:15 AM

It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site

It WAS, thats the point. It was a great thread. However, it quickly spiraled into obselesence. It has limped on like some dog after being struck by a car. Its time has passed.

Phil

Veldemere · « **Reply #1881 on:** October 11, 2008, 11:19:55 AM »

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the passing of this thread from its original use as a method of pumping post count through idle slanging matches and now into legend. I would like all who posted here to take a minute and consider what they have done!

Brionne · « **Reply #1882 on:** October 11, 2008, 01:44:03 PM »

Quote from: PhillyT on October 11, 2008, 10:48:05 AM

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on October 11, 2008, 10:17:15 AM
It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site

It WAS, thats the point. It was a great thread. However, it quickly spiraled into obselesence. It has limped on like some dog after being struck by a car. Its time has passed.

That what I said about your mother!

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1883 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:41:01 PM »

Well, we cannot bury it without a last proper burning.

Now, the obvious evildoer here is Philly, who in all his evil and envy could not let this tread go down peacefully but had to sully and humiliate it before it´s end. He also have revealed himself to be a daemonworshiper, who also has a hidden passion for tall point helmets and wearing long bedgowns. He also openly works like the beast of chaos he is to topple the Holy Empire of Sigmar into the abyss.
There, I can see no other punishment, nor anyone more deserving of this final judgement and sanctified way of holy execution than PhillyT.

May his evil bring fuel to this final and last conflagration of this holy institution, and lets sanctify this final bonfire to our sorely missed, the noble and most holy St. Rufas, divine protector of the eccentrics!

PhillyT

*Mathi humming the melody of King Henry VIII funeral march

phillyt · « **Reply #1884 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:14:31 AM »

Awww, burned at last!

I am not sullying the thread, I am trying to let it pass on without another page or five of people surrounded by burning smileys or beer clinking.

Sigmar bless this thread.

Phil

the blind knight · « **Reply #1885 on:** October 12, 2008, 05:31:39 AM »

Been away for a year but now I am back.

So,are we still burning heretics or did you guys go soft?

Sigmar's son · « **Reply #1886 on:** October 12, 2008, 03:20:35 PM »

We must now do it in secrecy as Philly and his deomonic creatures want to kill all of our kind.
We must not let this happen. Burn philly's ashes

Philly's ashes

McKnight · « **Reply #1887 on:** October 12, 2008, 06:15:55 PM »

*Leaves a sign on the door to my office*

(Consultation is currently not available, due to time away in order to prepare education... and warhammer online gaming )

Veldemere · « **Reply #1888 on:** October 12, 2008, 07:42:58 PM »

So that was how it ended, the leader lured to Warcraft and his noble lieutenant run off to Warhammer online, pay per month geekdom, it gets them all in the end!

McKnight · « **Reply #1889 on:** October 12, 2008, 07:45:20 PM »

Hey!...

Yea i have nuffin...

Im weak...

Sigmar's son · « **Reply #1890 on:** October 12, 2008, 08:30:21 PM »

Any chance of getting a smiley of someone trowing a bucket of water on someone on fire. Just in case people get accidentally burned?

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1891 on:** October 12, 2008, 08:48:39 PM »

"How can you call yourself Sigmar´s son and then say people can get burned accidentally? There are no such thing as accidental inquisitorial burnings! All Inquisitorial burnings, and especially those I preform, are sanctified by Sigmar himself and can therefore not be accidentally but an undeniable extention of His most holy WILL!!!"

"Therefore you have just spoken heresy, so-called Sigmar´s son! But since we are not to burn any more people on in this tread, I will have to punish your heresy by a sound spanking with my warhammer, and hope you will learn from this punishment and become more versed in the art of acting out Sigmars will through holy fire!"

Damn...

"Since there are no appropriate smiley of me bashing heretics with a hammer, I shall have to use the reserve alternative. That is grabbing you by the neck and bash your head into the nearest yet standing brickwall just to beat some sense and reason into your head! That way you will also lay the foundation to the holy priesthood haircut! See lad, I am helping you unto the right path! However, a sound spanking with a warhammer usually works faster.

Sigmar´s

son

Sigmar's son · « **Reply #1892 on:** October 12, 2008, 08:56:22 PM »

Well I actually meant if there was a rogue inquisitor or someone pretending to be one then we might come to the rescue with the water bucket throwing smiley. But if tht is herasey, then bash away!

phillyt · « **Reply #1893 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:04:40 PM »

Look mom, idiocy!

Phil

Mogsam · « **Reply #1894 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:13:46 PM »

Quote from: McKnight on October 12, 2008, 07:45:20 PM

Hey!...

Yea i have nuffin...

Im weak...

That's not what your mother said after 10 hours with me, she had plenty! I never get weak.

Mogsam. (Hasn't read anything but the last page and see's your mum jokes as acceptable. Therefore is forced to make one.)

the blind knight · « **Reply #1895 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:09:14 AM »

We can make mom jokes?!

Wow,this thread just got even more interesting.

Anyway I sugest that we throw away the chains of the administration and do a MASSIVE burning of all innocent or guilty within 50 yards of this thread.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1896 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:38:14 AM »

That is my way of reasoning, Blind Knight! Drastic and firm measures! No fiddling about with petty stuff. If they burn and Sigmar allows it, they must surely be bad. And if they where innocent after all, they will get extra points with Morr, so what´s the fuss?

And idiocy, Philly? I call it amusing. I makes my heart sing!

Obi · « **Reply #1897 on:** October 13, 2008, 01:27:26 PM »

Quote from: t12161991 on October 10, 2008, 12:40:30 PM

I'd simply like to say that asrai.org has a longer thread . Not to mention more pointless...

http://www.asrai.org/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=9910&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=2525

Yeah, but that thread consists of pure spam.

Veldemere · « **Reply #1898 on:** October 13, 2008, 02:11:04 PM »

and that differs from this one because...

wissenlander · « **Reply #1899 on:** October 13, 2008, 02:15:48 PM »

But at least this one is mired in the nothingness that is the Back Table.

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