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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2200 on: November 20, 2008, 07:52:49 PM »
Well toasted spam makes a refreshing change from eating it cold.

How would you like to roll around in some batter before your next visit to the fire - spam fritters are my favourite ...............

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2201 on: November 20, 2008, 07:55:19 PM »
But you must admit, apple frittas are lovely. :D
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2202 on: November 26, 2008, 10:18:49 AM »
Hey Midaski... you're a heretic... Locking eight's topic :P



Well i just read back to the McKnurgle incident for the wiki and missed those cool times...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2203 on: January 09, 2009, 10:15:19 PM »
Alright! Time to kick the inquisition into work again! Goddammit what lazy bastard you are today! Sigmar must be furious by now and Ulric most likely have left almost for good!
At least I got attention about how the burning of Goats are starting to spread, and that can only be a good thing, for thou can never burn enough beastmens! Now, however, that tread, instead of celebrating the profound holiness in the act of goatburning, signs of Necromancy have been found!
Well, I guess people will start bringing up all kinds of explanation, but Dannyfaves unhealthy knowledge in the most foul art of Necromancy and the down right signs of perverted Slaaneshi influence that comes to light, gives me no choice but to gather the court and present the evidence!

Well, whatever... it reeks of cultist activities long way, so I will be swift and just in my judgement. I hereby, by the authority bestowed upon me by Mighty Sigmar, as a priest most holy in the service of Sigmar with his direct mandate to investigate, judge and punish the guilty I hereby condemn you, Dannyfave Nercomancer, to the pyre! Thou shalt BURN!!! ::heretic::

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Dannyfave  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

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« Last Edit: January 09, 2009, 10:18:24 PM by Mathi Alfblut »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2204 on: January 09, 2009, 10:19:30 PM »
Interesting.

It appears that the blasted Inquistion has returned.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2205 on: January 09, 2009, 10:24:05 PM »
Hmm that's interesting because it looks like all he did was quote the wiki... I wonder who wrote that article up.... :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2206 on: January 09, 2009, 10:33:39 PM »
*opens door to my chambers and sticks his head out... anyone there?...


Comes out and ... starts sweeping away all the dust in the Tabernacle. *


Good find Mathi... now do you have a link for this heresy because I cant seem to find it... oh and hold on.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2207 on: January 09, 2009, 11:00:11 PM »
Can you arrange a nice bonfire for me too? My heating is still broken and nights are cold.  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2208 on: January 09, 2009, 11:05:17 PM »
Pretty sure Mathi just committed Threadomancy. The whole Inquisition should be burned at this rate.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2209 on: January 10, 2009, 05:07:20 AM »
Hmm that's interesting because it looks like all he did was quote the wiki... I wonder who wrote that article up.... :engel:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - AFK WOTLK BRB
« Reply #2210 on: January 10, 2009, 04:30:30 PM »
Pretty sure Mathi just committed Threadomancy. The whole Inquisition should be burned at this rate.

Oh please let this be true.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2211 on: January 10, 2009, 07:18:00 PM »
I voted  8-)


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2212 on: January 10, 2009, 09:10:46 PM »
Burn him!

Then the Anti-Inquisition shall rule supreme!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2213 on: January 10, 2009, 09:48:21 PM »
Here is the link, by the way:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=26150.50

Well, it is clear that QQ3 also seems to have an unhealthy knowledge about the nefarious doings of various necro... habits. And he wants to get burned, so why not oblige him?

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: QQ3  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

And I have not commited treadomancy! I protest! I am merely fullfilling my duty as a most righteous priest in the service of Holy Sigmar! And since I wanted to give this very official act of righteous punishment an official place of conduct, what better place than the Tabernacle?
As a Priest of Sigmar I am only following his divine will, and if he willed me do this, it can only be the truly correct behaviour, regardless of what any measly rules of lesser men says! :closed-eyes:

However, just to prove my righteousness and devotion to this most holy cause, I shall take the bonfire myself and put myself in Sigmars hands!
Amen!

*Mathi proudly climbs the bonfire, torch held high. As the only member around who have ever raised the warcry "Sigmar!", in battle with cold steel, he raises the torch skyward and cries...

"SIGMAAARRRR!!!"

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Mathi  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2214 on: January 11, 2009, 01:43:36 AM »


Well, it is clear that QQ3 also seems to have an unhealthy knowledge about the nefarious doings of various necro... habits. And he wants to get burned, so why not oblige him?

Thank you, it's now nice and warm.  :happy:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2215 on: January 11, 2009, 12:48:48 PM »
I like polls... :P

Yes mathi you commited thredomancy... but maybe burning is a bit harsh... you can clean danny for a month?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2216 on: January 11, 2009, 03:25:43 PM »
*Booming voice from the sky

"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"

"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2217 on: January 11, 2009, 03:47:31 PM »
*Booming voice from the sky

"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"

"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"



But 75% of all S.H.I.T voters say yes.  :mrgreen:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2218 on: January 11, 2009, 04:05:09 PM »
I voted for this. Seems that i'm the only one.

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« Reply #2219 on: January 11, 2009, 04:46:00 PM »
I voted for this. Seems that i'm the only one.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2220 on: January 11, 2009, 05:17:48 PM »
Not Anymore


So Speaketh the Sigmarite Righteous Revival (Reformed)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2221 on: January 11, 2009, 05:29:54 PM »
Drat, now you outnumber the Anti-Inquisition.... :unsure:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2222 on: January 11, 2009, 07:50:53 PM »
*Booming voice from the sky

"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"

"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"

I fart in your general direction...

while lighting it of course.   ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2223 on: January 11, 2009, 08:29:16 PM »
How mature, jlutin.  :-P

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - POLL
« Reply #2224 on: January 12, 2009, 05:24:57 PM »
How mature, jlutin.  :-P

Eight, you have an avatar lie that and you WANT mature...


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