As some of my european colleagues seem to be having trouble with the language I though I would be helpful and let you see some of the new words and phrases appearing in everday english this year .............
New Words For 20081. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
2. TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks (i.e. sh*t).
3. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
4. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
5. SINBAD: Single working girls --
Single income, no
boyfriend
and
desperate.
6. AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair, but still has a "black box".
7. AUSSIE KISS: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
9. GREYHOUND: A very short skirt, only an inch from the "hare".
10. TART Fuel: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.