The very thought of that wounds me deeply. Wounded right in the feels.
Makes me just want to twist and shout.
So - taps into your sole does it?
You colonials can't just waltz into our Eurobash, and quick step over our traditions.
Have a year off work, and come over on a sambatical ....................... Badumtish
(God that's awful - even I groaned at that one.
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