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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2050 on: November 10, 2008, 09:04:48 AM »
*sigh*
I'll just get drunk and sleep through this mess.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2051 on: November 10, 2008, 09:38:15 AM »
Trial by Mathi.
Eight tried and found guily of stupidity for trying to burn a person under the protection of the inquisition. And since he confessed to be an eight legged freak, I say fire way. And make sure you torch that annoying gobbo that rides him. And yes, I want Eights rider identified, even if I suspect Philly as usual.

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Trial by google, eight legged freaks, guilty!

Aha! The flaw in your plan is that I am an eight-legged freak!

Have it, you Inquisitorial dingbat.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2052 on: November 10, 2008, 07:34:02 PM »
I must admit, being ridden by Philly is not an uncommon occurrence.  :unsure:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2053 on: November 10, 2008, 10:45:22 PM »
Nicely done Mathi, good save :D
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2054 on: November 11, 2008, 07:32:06 AM »
I demand a retrial!

Having looked into the 'Trial By Google', I have noted that first on the list of websites using my name, is NOT something to do with Eight Legged Freaks, but actually the number 8, on Wikipedia.
Therefore....I'm cleared, right?

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2055 on: November 11, 2008, 03:22:52 PM »
Hell no you ainīt!

Mathiīs first rule of succesfull smiting of heretics: Innosence proves nothing!  :dry:

I think that it might be worth to look into google aswell, as it might spread heresy. I will return to that matter.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2056 on: November 11, 2008, 03:30:54 PM »
Yeh, because burning Google will work if it's found guilty of spreading heresy....

Gather round everyone, we're burning the interweb!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2057 on: November 11, 2008, 04:35:43 PM »
Silence!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2058 on: November 11, 2008, 05:20:18 PM »
Burn him again. I did not do trial by google. I only used Midaski's trial by google, the one he used on you a few months back. It came up 8 legged freaks on wiki. So you get burnt for burning me. You get burnt for critising Midaski. You get burnt for disobeying Mathi. You get burnt fot burning me. You are owned 2 more burnings, then another one for thinking about saying you can not be burnt due to you being a wizard, you are not a wizard and you can burn, hence we will prove it once more. That's 3 burnings and if you argue you get burnt more, if anyone tries to stop this, other than midaski, then they also get burned!

So who wants to light this hear fire?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2059 on: November 11, 2008, 05:20:53 PM »
How about THAT for silence!  :dry:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2060 on: November 11, 2008, 06:01:11 PM »
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2061 on: November 11, 2008, 06:04:36 PM »
I say we burn Sigmar's Son for cutting corners and using an old trial to declare me guilty!  ::heretic::

Of course, I shall also be pardoned as it wasn't a fair trial.  :-)

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2062 on: November 11, 2008, 06:25:51 PM »
It was fair. Are you saying that Midaski's words are not worthy? BURN HIM AGAIN!

Yuor name is still Eight isn't it, therefore this trial is still relevent :D
I object to my own burning :D
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2063 on: November 11, 2008, 06:46:10 PM »
It was fair. Are you saying that Midaski's words are not worthy? BURN HIM AGAIN!

Nah, I'm saying that it's out of date.

I object to my own burning :D

Objection overruled.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2064 on: November 11, 2008, 06:59:34 PM »
It can't be out of date if it's still relevent. So you are now saying that Midaski's words are out of date?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2065 on: November 11, 2008, 07:15:31 PM »
Alright, lets add blasphemic talk about the great St. Midaski to the list of crimes...
Dammit Eight, you are really trying to get the big pyre this time, are you?
Since they are the words of Midaski they are holy and therefore eternaly relevant. Subject closed. Further attempts to debate this issue will get you burned for blasphemy.

And then there is also unlawful overruling of objection, since you got no mandate to overrule anything, you filthy, heretical, eightlegged beast of Philly!

Phew... This is getting tiresome, so I am merciful this time. I shall make one cover-all burning for all the above crimes.
Damn... yes, I forgot that you are guilty of heresy against the Church of Sigmar for asking for a retrial. Retrial, such blasphemy...

And in the end, I condemned you after Trial by Mathi, and only Sigmar himself will pardon you form that one after death.

So while you burn, we others will further embarras you by drinking ale and grilling marschmallows by the bonfire, so you will have to burn slowly. Kapish?

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2066 on: November 11, 2008, 07:19:49 PM »
Let us recite the words of saint Midaski :

I find myself strangely tempted at the moment ...

Are PhillyT's Megawhatsits really orange?

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2067 on: November 11, 2008, 07:41:47 PM »
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.

I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel!  :evil: ::heretic::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2068 on: November 11, 2008, 07:53:55 PM »
Did I not say what would happen if you said you were a wizard.
then another one (burning that is) for thinking about saying you can not be burnt due to you being a wizard, you are not a wizard and you can burn, hence we will prove it once more.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2069 on: November 11, 2008, 09:30:03 PM »
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.

I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel!  :evil: ::heretic::
You mean you burn all the time?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2070 on: November 11, 2008, 09:38:13 PM »
Fair point!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2071 on: November 11, 2008, 09:46:13 PM »
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.

I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel!  :evil: ::heretic::
You mean you burn all the time?

Yes, but it doesn't harm me.  8-)

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2072 on: November 11, 2008, 09:47:47 PM »
*Dispels Fiery blast*


What can I say, I AM a templar of Sigmar...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2073 on: November 11, 2008, 10:02:38 PM »
Well, if he is constantly at fire, and are a fire wizard, why not just drown him/put the fires out for once? If you still feel for it, it's just too burn him again afterwards :wink:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2074 on: November 11, 2008, 10:06:42 PM »
*Dispels Fiery blast*


What can I say, I AM a templar of Sigmar...

Pah!

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