I, Arch Lector Mathi Alfblut (I am by right of Animosity RP Arch Lector of Sigmar) in my powers as judge, jury and executioner, ordained on me by the power of our most venerated and beloved Sigmar, and under the benevolent blessing of the most Holy St. Midaski was myself personally a part of the most venerable conclave that apprehended the reprehensible and most foul dabbler in matters chaotic, Zak!
Never since the crimes commited by the terrible Beast shaman GrillyP have our fair and respectable home seen such most insidious activities.
I ask Gankom, the most pious of Canadian Sigmarites, to present the absolute confession from the soon to be convicted sorcerer, Zak. If there is a wish to present a token defence, it will be tolerated and put to memory. If for no other reason as proof of the truly devious nature of Chaos.
For some obscure reason it has been made known that I cannot fullfil the role as prosecutor, even though I am the greatest prosecutor ever (note to self: Send out towncryers to publicly announce my sacking of my legal advisor).