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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #775 on: March 11, 2008, 07:22:35 PM »
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Well, maybe the tile and your avatar....
Yay I'm sigged! A new achievement!
wow, if you think thats bad wait till you look at our homepage.... (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.0)

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 07:19:41 PM
M'Lord

You look a bit strange...

Your complexion is rather sickly...

( whisper to Obi: quick, let's tie him down)
What? I Feel fine...

Thats what I get for hiring CrimsonSphinx to decorate huh?  :roll:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #776 on: March 11, 2008, 07:34:24 PM »
I suppose you do...
I think we need McKnight for this, the other chief...
« Last Edit: March 11, 2008, 08:15:35 PM by Midaski »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #777 on: March 11, 2008, 07:47:05 PM »
* Ties Wyzer1 down on the rack

Obi, bring out the pliers please...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #778 on: March 11, 2008, 07:51:33 PM »
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not Slaanesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No problem with orgies. :-)
Problem with drugs. :-(
Oh, and I fear the tatooing pin, so no mark.  :-(
Oh, and I tried BDSM sex and hated it. :engel:
1 good to 3 bad.
Sigmar won. :ph34r:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #779 on: March 11, 2008, 08:19:56 PM »
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M'lord High Inquisitor,

What is that bulge in your pants ? One might think you are growing a third leg, if one didn't know you to be above suspicion of mutation.

It's just an old sock stuffed with tissue paper - it's a well known fact that Inquisitors are all impotent and are venting their sexual frustrations by inflicting torture and pain on others.  :icon_wink:


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Thy = you and thou = your, right? Or is it the other way round.

Yes it is ........ the other way round ............. as with most things inquisitorial ................

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #780 on: March 11, 2008, 08:45:49 PM »
*purposely ignores Midaskis Post*

Oh come on you guys, I grow out an appendage and you guys jump ship?

Did anyone follow my little 'change of title'?  :roll:

Also, this has nothing to do with me signing up at Druchii.net and wanting to start a cult of slaanesh army

Nothing at all  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #781 on: March 11, 2008, 09:09:19 PM »
I am sorry Wyzer, this is for your own good...

Sigmar receive your soul.... let's hope it's not too tainted yet....

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


So, that leaves a position for high Inquisitor open...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #782 on: March 11, 2008, 09:10:54 PM »
Ha, ironically I suggested to Calvin to introduce that smiley  :closed-eyes:

Too bad my power has spread far beyond your measely flames.... its too late




*Plus I currently am the topic starter so  :-D
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #783 on: March 11, 2008, 09:24:17 PM »
This... is heresy.

Truly HERESY!

And this outrageous acts performed by my most trusted W-E companion.
You perform blasphemous acts upon Sigmar's face!

Indeed the chaos powers are ruinous and seek on powerful souls to corrupt. Now Wyzer1, high lord inquisitor has been possesed by power hungry daemons and must be cleansed!

I see it is too late to make him realise his mistakes and only disposal of him is the correct way to let Sigmar sort him out.

I think there will only be one way to end this Wyzer. We, the Holy Sigmarite inquisition, must obbey Sigmar's will and stop you. Lay down your arms and surrender to the cleansing flame!

If not, we shall set the Inquisitional army after you. Thus it might result in a civil war but hey all who supports you and your false cause will be deemed heretics as well and shall also be cleansed!


*End of speech*

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #784 on: March 11, 2008, 09:32:28 PM »
I thought he took it rather well  :icon_lol:

Unforunately I command the Inquisitorial army McKnight

And with the small uprisings like the Heretic club and dedicated members like crimsonsphinx and PhillyT and the Inquisitors that will follow me, we shall see who has more followers....
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #785 on: March 11, 2008, 09:37:25 PM »
A poll ?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #786 on: March 11, 2008, 09:40:22 PM »
Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 09:37:25 PM
A poll ?
Ah, good idea

Unfortunately only mods can make polls

How about:

Support the Inquisitions decision to endorse Slaanesh
Wyzer should burn
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #787 on: March 11, 2008, 09:43:48 PM »
My position in this is clear, I suppose ?  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #788 on: March 11, 2008, 10:11:13 PM »
Considering you started a campaign to burn me (on numerous occasions) I say burn the heretic!  Down with Wyzer, harumph, harumph, harumph!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #789 on: March 11, 2008, 10:17:39 PM »
Quote from: wissenlander on March 11, 2008, 10:11:13 PM
Considering you started a campaign to burn me (on numerous occasions) I say burn the heretic!  Down with Wyzer, harumph, harumph, harumph!
lol

And torching Maselhof, attacking Wissenburg, consorting with Slaanesh and sleeping with the countess didn't do anything for you?  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #790 on: March 11, 2008, 10:23:47 PM »
I stand beside Wyzer and all of his decisions.  Wyzer speaks the word of the Emperor and anyone that defies the Emperor is the true heretic, so I feel that it is my solemn duty, as some random Inquisitor, to propose that all that stand against us be burnt as heretics!   


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #791 on: March 11, 2008, 10:34:48 PM »
I am shocked, shocked I say to find perversion going on here at the Inquisition!

M'lord, the girls are tied up in your chambers just the way you like.

Just a minute Pinkie, Uncle Rufas is engaged in some righteous indignation at the moment.  I mean, I mean... this betrayal on your part, Wyzer, is enough to make me side with Wissenlander and (gasp) De, Den, Dendo!   Now if you will excuse me, I have some important business to attend to in my chambers.   I expect for everything to be back to normal when I return.  Pinkie! Where's my favorite riding crop?

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #792 on: March 11, 2008, 10:35:19 PM »
*dances around and asks himself why everyone is kicking and burning Wyzer*


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #793 on: March 11, 2008, 10:38:25 PM »
Good god

Does anyone not understand how a poll works?

You give reasons for or against, then pick a choice

I assume both were for due to ambiquity  :engel:

Support|Burn
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    4        2



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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #794 on: March 12, 2008, 12:30:26 AM »
"Burn!  I hate raw marshmallows!"   ::heretic::

Just so there is no misunderstanding, with whom and what I do in my private chambers is private.  I will however, go so far as to say that my activities are completely wholesome and in no way tied to the Cult of Nurgle

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #795 on: March 12, 2008, 12:34:52 AM »
well he does live in Oregon...

but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...

so....


BURN HIM!   ::heretic::

(should of picked Nurgle)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #796 on: March 12, 2008, 01:37:42 AM »
If we burn Wyzer, can I have his eldest girl?  The one with the extra arm.  You can have the one with furry ears.

My kitchen maids aren't keeping up with the washing and an extra arm might get them over the top.   :mrgreen:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #797 on: March 12, 2008, 01:49:35 AM »
Quote from: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...

Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

I must say I support the new Wyzer!  Sign me up as your head of Slaanesh Beastial Studies!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #798 on: March 12, 2008, 03:04:25 AM »
Quote from: PhillyT on March 12, 2008, 01:49:35 AM
Quote from: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...
Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

It would be cool if they were not pink.

why oh why are they pink?!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #799 on: March 12, 2008, 03:11:31 AM »
Quote from: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 03:04:25 AM
Quote from: PhillyT on March 12, 2008, 01:49:35 AM
Quote from: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...
Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

It would be cool if they were not pink.

why oh why are they pink?!

Everyone knows that Pink is a true mans colour!

It appears like usual that Good is outnumbered by Dark.

Thankfully we all know that Good will win. Why...because our god is a Warhammer version of Conan the Barbarian and Conan woops everyones butt. Daemons included.

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