Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 251138 times)

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #975 on:** April 08, 2008, 10:09:54 PM »

Tssk. The inquisition is silent cause it works in them shadows. Otherwise they would expect us!

Shall I go an preach some fire and brimstone to them masses and then we move and put the whole anti-inquisition to the torch?

Rufas the Eccentric · « **Reply #976 on:** April 08, 2008, 11:51:56 PM »

Spoken like a true son of Gustavus Adolphus. While your at it, go to Germany and burnn some towns.

Nicholas Bies · « **Reply #977 on:** April 09, 2008, 12:10:43 AM »

A new tact huh. Next we're going to see statues of sigmar holding a burning torch and Book of Torture Techniques.

No body is safe. Going for a 40k reference:

"There is no innocence, just degrees of guilt!"

I sort of like that quote

Rufas the Eccentric · « **Reply #978 on:** April 09, 2008, 03:37:16 AM »

Given we have the anti inquisition and the Minotaurs, not to mention a gene lack of fear amoungst the general population of the Empire, I think Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle should find larger quarters. some place where the screams and lamentations of our ~~victims~~, er, charges will not disturb the upstanding citizens of our community.

I think I have found just the place on the south-east portion of an island off the coast of Lustria. Word has it that it is being used by Dark Elves but they are considering moving their operations elsewhere. Considering the current occupants, I am sure it will be perfect for our needs. They call it Gitmo, or something like that.

QQ3 · « **Reply #979 on:** April 09, 2008, 08:09:18 PM »

*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #980 on:** April 09, 2008, 08:26:17 PM »

Quote from: QQ3 on April 09, 2008, 08:09:18 PM

*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?

YAY!

er... wait...

Off with yer head, peasant!! And its not 'pure' evil... Definitely impure...

Rufas the Eccentric · « **Reply #981 on:** April 09, 2008, 08:34:43 PM »

Quote from: QQ3 on April 09, 2008, 08:09:18 PM

*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?

This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell. Consigning him to the purity of the flames is the only way to insure the safety of his soul!

It's for your own good.

People don't appreciate how much hard work this is. Fortunately, it's Bugman's time!

QQ3 · « **Reply #982 on:** April 09, 2008, 08:47:33 PM »

Well, in hell you get free beer and hot demon chicks. So it's not that bad place.

QQ3

Quote from: Rufas the Eccentric on April 09, 2008, 08:34:43 PM

This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell.

YAY! I can start worshipping slaanesh.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #983 on:** April 09, 2008, 10:01:24 PM »

Now, you cleary got the wrong impression of hell, QQ3. Did you seriously belive those flashy tourist advertises they made back then?
Take a look at Jack Sparrows plight on Davy Jones locker, and you will now what the hell is really about. There is a special torment for each and every soul. Now you should be happy we free you from it via the cleansing flame!

QQ3

So, may Sigmar take pitty on the.

Ah, Rufas, lovely stuff you got running here. I passed by Magdeburg enroute to study the correct procedure, or more like how things can get botched.
Anyway, we need to start to work hard now. Lots of things lagging behind. And where are the rest? We have a big bunch of the minotaurs that needs to be dealt with!
But hey, this is tiresome work. I need a Bugmans!

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #984 on:** April 09, 2008, 10:53:34 PM »

Quote from: QQ3 on April 09, 2008, 08:09:18 PM

*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?

Lame!

and, I dont know where you get you vision of hell, but you will certainly not get chicks

Nicholas Bies · « **Reply #985 on:** April 10, 2008, 12:12:05 AM »

Or you will get chicks but it will turn into a horrible torture techqniue. Like the Donuts and hell with Homer Simpson.

"Say you like donuts? Well here's some donuts!"

phillyt · « **Reply #986 on:** April 10, 2008, 01:25:27 AM »

Hey, are we Minotaur a group now? A group of 4? Crimson, me, Siberius, and notts?

Well, I will say that it is quite elite, but I don't know if we can take part in your factional warfare!

BRAY!

Phil

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #987 on:** April 10, 2008, 01:28:03 AM »

Quote from: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 01:25:27 AM

BRA

what?

Siberius · « **Reply #988 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:04:59 AM »

I've never been called elite before. I may have to go take a lie down.

Wyzer1 · « **Reply #989 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:07:00 AM »

Quote from: Siberius on April 10, 2008, 03:04:59 AM

I've never been called elite before. I may have to go take a lie down.

Siberiues, you're right, go lie down

QQ3 · « **Reply #990 on:** April 10, 2008, 11:48:39 AM »

Quote from: offroadfury88 on April 09, 2008, 10:53:34 PM

Lame!

and, I dont know where you get you vision of hell, but you will certainly not get chicks

I don't like you. You spoil all the fun.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #991 on:** April 10, 2008, 11:55:17 AM »

Read my comment about the nature of Hell, QQ3. Do you think you will be rewarded? No way, you ain´t going to get any rewards down there. It is hell after all. Everyone gets their personal torment. And if you are into daemon chicks, you will not get them, that is for sure.

Whatever you get in hell, it is punishment.

If you had been a knowledgeable reader of Hermann Hedning you would know what I am talking about.

So, sorry for making you dissapointed, but Offroad is right. Make yourself no illusions about hell.

QQ3 · « **Reply #992 on:** April 10, 2008, 01:00:27 PM »

"It's better rule in hell than serve in heaven"

Of course there is an option of creating hell on earth which would be ruled by me.

Maybe it's these little horns in my head that makes me think Hell is a nice place.

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #993 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:44:10 PM »

Quote from: QQ3 on April 10, 2008, 01:00:27 PM

"It's better rule in hell than serve in heaven"

no, you are quit delusional about the aspects of heaven and hell

but I dont want to turn this into a (real-world) religious conversation

Shouldnt we burn somebody?

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #994 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:46:28 PM »

Quote from: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 03:44:10 PM

Shouldnt we burn somebody?

Hell no...

phillyt · « **Reply #995 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:02:09 PM »

I think this thread needs its own tagline:

"Pushing awkward people to 3000 posts since August 3rd, 2007."

Phil

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #996 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:05:48 PM »

Does your post count still go up by posting in here ?

I'm really confused now...

McKnight · « **Reply #997 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:06:34 PM »

We have actually taken anti spam measures in order to get our good reputation back

but everybody still keeps thinking this is a spam place.. This thread isnt more different than the minotaur and Hurt and heal thread!...

phillyt · « **Reply #998 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:12:16 PM »

Well McKnight, in the minotaur thread we have remained faithful to the topic, discussing chaos in an imperial way, for research purposes.

This place is just a mess.

Phil

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #999 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:15:35 PM »

Quote from: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 04:12:16 PM

This place is just a mess.

Who's been crapping in the corners, uhmmm, who

Not the inquisitors, I think.....

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