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Offline Karl Voss of Averland

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1075 on: April 25, 2008, 05:22:47 PM »


Either way, i'll be right over.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1076 on: April 26, 2008, 12:44:25 AM »
Great News!  The Heal and Hurt thread has been locked.  If it stayed open, it might have given the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle a run for the most posts count.

Long live the Inquisition!  :::cheers::: ::heretic:: :::cheers:::

I would point out that I have already burned Amulus, but when in doubt, burn him again.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1077 on: April 26, 2008, 01:05:51 AM »
Hey, could anybody tell me what this thread is all about?   :ph34r:

I simply refuse to read 1100 posts and 44 pages to figure it out...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1078 on: April 26, 2008, 01:17:48 AM »
It was only locked because the Reiklanders didn't like the bombardment and started complaining :biggriin:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1079 on: April 26, 2008, 05:48:14 AM »
Pfff.. sore losers...  :closed-eyes:

When the game's over, it's over...   :engel:

and, being both a Reiklander and an Inquisitor, I had several reasons to ask for a lock....  :happy:
Have one  on Midaski's tab.  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1080 on: April 26, 2008, 07:38:47 AM »
Hey, could anybody tell me what this thread is all about?   :ph34r:

I simply refuse to read 1100 posts and 44 pages to figure it out...
Read the first two and the last four.
Then ask it again.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1081 on: April 26, 2008, 08:52:30 AM »
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1082 on: April 26, 2008, 09:41:52 AM »
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:

Whoa now!  Why am i being burned again?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1083 on: April 26, 2008, 10:13:03 AM »
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:

Whoa now!  Why am i being burned again?

Who cares. Marshmellows and beer  :::cheers:::  ::heretic::  :::cheers::: around the bonfire...  :happy:
Have one  on Midaski's tab.  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1084 on: April 26, 2008, 10:19:47 AM »
The inquisition will fall one day and on that day the burgiomasters shall rule the empire and pave the roads with gold, and ulric will smile upon his most faithful.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1085 on: April 26, 2008, 12:03:31 PM »
Cal, burnt men tell no lies, so shut up!

I allume Spiney's bonfire:
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Spiney ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1086 on: April 26, 2008, 12:18:27 PM »
LOL, more warm tingly feelings
*puts on his new Harry-the-Hammer Tee shirt*

I must say, its nice to be burned for the second time, perhaps if you took time to do the job properly you'd do it in one...

On the flip side I feel the wrathful waters of the great Manann quenching the flames of the inquisition with extreme vengeance for attempting to consume his annointed! Fools! what can your pathetic fires do against the power of the sea god, the lord of the waters will ever defeat the bush fires of your pathetic and irrelevent inquisition...

Another day at the office, another failed burning...

Time for our vengeance, the Church of Manann shall righteously smite the inquisition with the lightning of Manann


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1087 on: April 26, 2008, 12:25:16 PM »
As the trial by google proved it, Slaanesh is your god, you burning agitator, not the unheretic M.
So he won't help you.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1088 on: April 26, 2008, 12:46:49 PM »
Nonsense, check out www.spiney.com, clearly a fishy haven for all loyal subjects of Manann.

I don't know who set that up, but it certainly wasn't me...

How long must we play this foolish game?

Although I must confess a small amount of pity for the agents of the inquisition, poor twisted souls, emasculated by enforced beard removal and condemned to a life of compulsory celibacy under the strictures of their oppressive religion, Manann will not look kindly on your mistreatment of his annointed servant.

Alexander de Wissont, you have been found guilty of offenses against the faithful of the god of the Sea, may he deal with you extremely harshly.

*extends the trident of Manann towards the condemned*


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1089 on: April 26, 2008, 03:41:00 PM »
Use his prayers to protect Wissmont from the unholy powers of Slaanesh used by the Spiney creature.
"Begone foul heathen! fly home with your tail between your legs and tell your true master that you have been decloaked and ransacked! No honest man of the Empire would ever belive you are priest of Manann."
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1090 on: April 26, 2008, 07:08:05 PM »
uses two dispel dice to dispel mathi's first prayer, de wissont frys and cal sells him to a sausage factory.
cal then uses his ninja skills to slap mathi around a bit nd then throws him in a random river
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1091 on: April 26, 2008, 07:09:28 PM »
sorry mathi but Ive got one thing to say SUCK ON THAT (in a nice way because it might taste of cookies;))
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1092 on: April 26, 2008, 09:11:26 PM »
I think it's about time I posted in this truly immortal thread.

[flattery] First off, I'd like to burn myself for nearly rivalling your staggering post count with my game of Hurt and Heal

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::  ::heretic::
  ::heretic:: Hooch  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::  ::heretic::

However, to repent for my sins, I would also like to apply for a position, I came up with an acronym as well  :happy:

Brother
In-chief of
Trial by
Counts
Helstorms

The Trial by Counts Helstorms is a cruel, but a appropriately unfair, test to locate suspected heretics. Two Helstroms are fired at the heretic (every sane Count should include at least two Helstorms, if they do not have a Steam Tank at hand). If the Rockets miss for any reason, the victim is obviously a heretic, for they used blasphemous sorcery to protect themselves from the fiery wrath of the Engineers guild. If the rockets hit, the smear left on the ground is blessed, and all know that the victim was cleansed before he had any proper chance of becoming a heretic.

Those whom the rockets miss, are then duly tied to a novelty rocket, that explodes in multiple colours, a perfect end to another day of heretic trials for the Inquisition.


Hope you'll consider me  :happy:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1093 on: April 26, 2008, 09:33:08 PM »
Like I care, Cal. Sigmar just rescued me, but my robes are wet and my armour is rusty. Thanks a lot. Now I will have to burn you again just so I can dry my clothes.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Cal ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Ah.... that felt better :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1094 on: April 27, 2008, 01:20:23 PM »
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Use his prayers to protect Wissmont from the unholy powers of Slaanesh used by the Spiney creature.
So it comes to this, the high-and-mighty inquisition has gone so far up its own backside that it congregates to blaspheme the other true gods of the Imperial Pantheon. The church of Manann is united in its condemnation of the Vile blasphemer Mathi Alfblut. You think Sigmar can save you from the wrath of the sea god? Only a fool would so blindly follow one deity as to ignore any of the others, let alone infer a connection between the exalted Manann and the cursed powers of chaos.

Have you nothing to say? Will you not recant? You who are so confident in your own god that you wantonly blaspheme the other rightful deities.


  Mathi Alfblut 


The church of Manann has no quarrel with the cult of Sigmar but we do respectfully suggest that it better trains its inquisitors to respect the rest of the Imperial Pantheon

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1095 on: April 27, 2008, 02:17:03 PM »
First of all, I am not an inquisitor per se, but their spiritual guide. Second, it was you, so-called-priest, that refused to admit your guilt and maintained you where of the church of Manann. Now, we must be on our watch for infiltration into that cult by chaos cultists, due to your frequent contact with foreign cultures and most of all norsemen. The fact that you have not condemned the vile deen of cutthroats and pirates that are Marienburg shows that you are getting corrupted.
Your playing with that trident cause us no harm, since we are servants of Sigmar and under his protection. For the second, some here have pathetically tried to claim Ulrics protection. Well, he will give you no respite since I am born in Ulric country and respect him.
Accept your punishments as they have been dealt and ponder your crimes, better to make amend for them. Continued hostility toward the sanctioned Imperial inquisition will not do you any good.
However, you are also attempting to cause me harm in my own church, the church of St. Midaski and in the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.

Did you honestly think you could harm me?

You will get a chance to prove yourself Spiney. Show us that the Church of Manann is a true church, and not just some lipservice to the money. I have punished deviant Sigmarite priest together with Luthor Huss for lesser offenses!
Show that you have passion and frevour worthy of true cults and conduct an honest and true purge of Marienburg! And if the Burgomeister protest you simply execute him for alliance with the Dark powers, for there can be no other reason why a true and faithful servant of the true gods would oppose a holy purge.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1096 on: April 27, 2008, 02:37:17 PM »
 ::heretic::    ::heretic::   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Amulus ::heretic::
 ::heretic::    ::heretic::   ::heretic::

For our newer inquisitors:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1097 on: April 27, 2008, 04:25:37 PM »

Alexander de Wissont

Nonsense, I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate , so Manann is on MY side. :closed-eyes:
All my thanks to Mathi who saved my life. I'll double my taxes given to you, father.
And I suggest to close the entering to our Order, cause one day there'll be more inquisitors than heretics. And than Civil War will erupt...
And Khorne will be the only winner.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1098 on: April 27, 2008, 06:46:09 PM »
Now, such a negative look on the matter is not appreciated. Khorne will never win from us. As punishment you shall undergo the trial by cake. And no, it's not a lie.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1099 on: April 27, 2008, 07:36:14 PM »
*starts choking a tasty strawberry cake*
[with full mouth]Master, thank you, thank you! Maybe I'm mazochist?[/with full mouth]
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