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Re: All Things Viking!
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2019, 02:01:42 PM »
I saw a bumper sticker today that was a play on words of "It takes a village to raise a child." The Sticker said "It takes a Viking to raze a village."
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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2019, 03:54:52 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2019, 06:12:06 AM »
You keep your kids away from mobile phones by teaching them to raze villages.
Old viking proverb.
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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2019, 04:24:48 PM »
You keep your kids away from mobile phones by teaching them to raze villages.
Old viking proverb.

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« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2020, 06:11:11 PM »
Here's an interesting video ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0UXBK1DdrA
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« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2020, 08:57:55 PM »
I have to wonder why the Vikings enjoy such a good press, nowadays. A militaristic and colonialist society, based on slave trade and slave labour, slaughtering and subjugating the native populations, robbing them of their life and cultural goods. Could it be because their victims were Christians?
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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2020, 11:43:10 AM »
Horned helmets come from Wagnerian opera. There, I said it

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« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2020, 08:18:54 AM »
Hey! Vikings were not racist, culturalists or religionists! They made no difference between people, Fidelis!

They pillaged, raped and killed anyone with no prejudice! Your are such biggot, Fidelis!

Vikings! The real SJW:s!
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2020, 09:04:04 AM »
I have it on good authority that vikings discovered the North West Passage!  It is why they named the XFL's Seattle Dragons after the viking dragon ships.  Have you seen the logo on their helmets, it must be true.
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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2020, 01:14:13 PM »
I have it on good authority that vikings discovered the North West Passage!  It is why they named the XFL's Seattle Dragons after the viking dragon ships.  Have you seen the logo on their helmets, it must be true.
I've been studying the doomed Franklin expedition lately. I've discovered its a bad idea to watch a documentary about frozen corpses before going to bed

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« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2020, 02:00:19 PM »
The Franklin Frozens have a nice ring to it.
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« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2020, 04:36:54 PM »
That's what I get for trying to give credit to the vikings for discovering the Northwest Passage. :icon_wink:
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« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2020, 04:49:44 PM »
The vikings were to smart to get suckered into such a trap! We know ice! Franklin should have turned to the true experts!  :closed-eyes:
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« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2020, 11:10:25 PM »
I have it on good authority that vikings discovered the North West Passage!  It is why they named the XFL's Seattle Dragons after the viking dragon ships.  Have you seen the logo on their helmets, it must be true.
I've been studying the doomed Franklin expedition lately. I've discovered its a bad idea to watch a documentary about frozen corpses before going to bed

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« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2020, 11:35:33 PM »
"Not all who wander are lost ... " Tolkien

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« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2020, 09:03:00 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2020, 09:52:10 AM »
It is not enough to have no ideas of your own; you must also be incapable of expressing them.
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« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2020, 03:39:55 PM »
Here's an interesting article ...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-vikings-saved-europe-and-got-a-terrible-reputation

The moral of the story ... "don't mess with monks"! :icon_wink:
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« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2020, 03:45:53 AM »
"Not all who wander are lost ... " Tolkien

"... my old suggestion is forget it, take two aspirins and go paint" steveb

"The beauty of curiosity and creativity is so much more useful than the passion of fear." me

"Until death it is all life." Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

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Re: All Things Viking!
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2020, 12:38:12 PM »
'Vikings of the moon'....was that an episode of MST3K?

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« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2020, 02:05:24 AM »
Axes going through water bottles ... including a Dane Axe ...

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3xTe6BF3vc
"Not all who wander are lost ... " Tolkien

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« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2020, 07:13:00 AM »
I have chopped tatamis with my eastern style viking axe. It maimed, not chopped or cut through but maimed. The edge was a bit to short to cut off the tatami but cult clean clean through 90% of the tatami before it cut itself free. I was suprised and the other HEMA folk who all luse swords were genuinely suprised by the performance of my axe. As mounted presently the edge is alinged slightly backwards towards me, but with a very sharp and strong point leading the cut. So it bit firmly and the edge followed on cutting and because it was turned slightly backwards it cut itself free without getting stuck.

It strikes me that while this makes the axe a bit more tricky to chop trees and such with, the leading point would still make chopping firewood pretty easy and it makes for a nasty beak that could potentially pierce a helmet or chainmail. Intially, all the force will be on that point, just like with an icepick.
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« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2020, 07:44:16 PM »
A ship being excavated in 2020 ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpOtjcPwin4
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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2020, 02:32:37 AM »

 :-P
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