Topic: Warhammer-empire faces

[Midaski]

Perhaps I should ask for an alteration of my username?

Phantom has a nice ring to it.

I did have the odd evil thought or two about a bit of 'nick' changing  but I decided to wait a bit in case some more 'juicy' information surfaces ....................

Phantom does have unfortunate links to that Billy Zane superhero film .............

I was sort of musing on other names though - a bit of illiteration with 'Weib' - now what other words begin with a 'W' .............. hmmmmmmm

If you guys get some nice beef meat I might even cook for you in the bash (when I attend...see no if)

We really need that smiley of someone digging a black hole .............. that gets bigger and bigger and bigger ........................

 

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Well .... er .... er .... how can I put this into English words without blushing up to the ears? ... Er ... er ... something made us forget warhammer when he came home ...  ...

Sorry you are talking to fellow europeans here  - we know that you germans only do that sort of thing when you return from the bier kellar on Saturday nights at 11.35pm precisely ......

Where do you think I adapted my previous text from ..........

Phantom: "Gott in Himmel Weib, jetzt es ist mein go"

Weib: "Nein nein, nicht yet, du habst zwei goen -  11.35 und 11.36, einer nach dem anderen"

.......... report to follow ... er .... .....   

Well that is a report I am looking forward too and it better not be in the 'Women Only' thread ...........
 

[Fandir Nightshade]

Midaski why exactly are you on the moderator watched list? And have that strange green icon below your avatar?

now what other words begin with a 'W'

How about ...Warrior!

We really need that smiley of someone digging a black hole .............. that gets bigger and bigger and bigger ........................

If I should manage to skip on four Eurobashes I just will delet my account and make a new one calling me, the "European fellow somewhere out of Europe that has never heard of something like a Bash".

Or Bob.

[Warhammer-Weib]

Perhaps I should ask for an alteration of my username?

Phantom has a nice ring to it.

I've already adapted my forum profile ... 

Sorry you are talking to fellow europeans here  - we know that you germans only do that sort of thing when you return from the bier kellar on Saturday nights at 11.35pm precisely ......

... and men are more intelligent than women and the earth is flat. 

Well that is a report I am looking forward too and it better not be in the 'Women Only' thread ...........
 

Where's the smiley digging his own grave?

[Midaski]

Do you two really live in "Sins Heim" ................. 

[Fandir Nightshade]

  of course we do

[Midaski]

Google Maps here we come - I've just got to see where it is.

Is it near Lustville or Naughtytown?

 

Edit:
That's such an easy drive to Antwerp too - via Kaiserslautern E422, E44, E42 

Do you spend a lot of time at Obergimpen or Untergimpen 

[Fandir Nightshade]

It is next to Hoffen heim....

and close to heil bronn

well the one you will like the most though is Pforzheim which is close to a translated (fart home).

[Midaski]

I've just realised I got it wrong - you wouldn't get sent to your room,

............... but up the road to 'HorrenBerg'.

Oops I suppose I better be careful - Der Weib may come from there ............

[Warhammer-Weib]

I've just realised I got it wrong - you wouldn't get sent to your room,

............... but up the road to 'HorrenBerg'.

Oops I suppose I better be careful - Der Weib may come from there ............

You've got me there, I'm utterly speechless ...

Maybe I should stop juggling with words in English, French and German at the same time ... and concentrate on my work (translation French -> German). 

[Perambulator]

No, no. Please continue. This exchange is quite entertaining. 

[Midaski]

You've got me there, I'm utterly speechless ...

See Fandir - the magic words - learn from a master 

Maybe I should stop juggling with words in English, French and German at the same time ... and concentrate on my work (translation French -> German). 

Certainment - j'adore une femme qui  sait se trémousser   peut jongler -








Sorry wrong vowel - cannot tell my juggles from my jiggles .......

[Fandir Nightshade]

Again the evil advocate!

There is nothing horrendous about the weib except her dwarfs.

See Fandir - the magic words - learn from a master

you know there is speechless like ....wow what a fandir!

and there is speechless like ....well no point in talking to that midaski, it will end in bikini talk anyway!

[Midaski]

you know there is speechless like ....wow what a fandir!

and then there is this evidence ..............

.......

In your dreams? 

 

[Warhammer-Weib]

There is nothing horrendous about the weib except her dwarfs.

That's why I like them - because you don't like them ...

Your high elves are doomed - I hope you have used your lunchbreak to buy the bottle of Ramazotti for me!

[Fandir Nightshade]

I still hope for my beer,

well one thing to mention here you would have played empire if they weren´t my first love. Lets see if we can make the game on the 1.1.2010 2250 points everything allowed no scenarios.

Perhaps Midaski would like to join for some good German beer and some "real" food not the stuff the British stuff down their throat?

 

[warhammerlord_soth]

Thank god - nooooo!   

Saved from a life of servitude bearing children and making spaghetti bolognese ..............

 

She bore children for me, but made spaghetti for you lot... fortunately not the other way round. By the way, since yesterday, the last pot of sauce is gone... 
 
I'd like to make use of this opportunity to let the community know I have the greatest woman in the world living with me.
 
Contradict this at your own risk. Remember she'll probably cook for you again next year.... 

[Nicholas Bies]

I haven't met your wife, so can't comment...yet

[Otaku]

 
I'd like to make use of this opportunity to let the community know I have the greatest woman in the world living with me.
 
Contradict this at your own risk. Remember she'll probably cook for you again next year.... 

No, I do.... or maybe we even 

[Midaski]

I'd like to make use of this opportunity to let the community know I have the greatest woman in the world living with me.
 

I would certainly concede that she is the greatest Belgian lady I have met.

However it appears Fandir is vying for the cook's job certainly for one night - maybe An can be guest of honour - ( or food taster as they used to call it in the Borgia's time ).
 

I still hope for my beer,

See that's what happens when you play PPP - if you were a victorious Empire General you would be looting and pillaging and 'demanding favours' of the conquered female populace ...............

Well one thing to mention here you would have played empire, if they weren´t my first love.
Lets see if we can make the game on the 1.1.2010, 2250 points everything allowed no scenarios.

So if they were your first love, why are you playing with pixies 

I am also very intrigued by this phrase "everything allowed" 
I imagine all sorts of dirty tricks ...............

(I wonder if Der Weib has seen the chess game in the original Thomas Crown Affair  )

Perhaps Midaski would like to join for some good German beer and some "real" food not the stuff the British stuff down their throat?

 

I wonder how bad the hangover is this morning .................. 


Us seasoned Eurobashers have bypassed the German excuse for beer, and sampled the superior Belgian stuff.
I even brought some dark beer back with me, and it makes a pleasant change when I am unable to get fine English 'real ale'.

 

[Aldaris]

Us seasoned Eurobashers have bypassed the German excuse for beer, and sampled the superior Belgian stuff.

You might want to tread carefully there Midaski. Stuff like that can get you into beer reeducation centers in no time.
 

[warhammerlord_soth]

Us seasoned Eurobashers have bypassed the German excuse for beer, and sampled the superior Belgian stuff.

You might want to tread carefully there Midaski. Stuff like that can get you into beer reeducation centers in no time.
 

In the name of Belgian beer, challenge accepted. Bring any of your brews, we'll thoroughly compare them with the local stuff....

[Aldaris]

All right! If there is room in the vaunted Skoda, we'll bring a crate or two of German beer.
(off the record I have to admit that Belgian beer is actually pretty good. But better? We'll leave that to the European W-E'ers distinguished palates to decide. )

[Midaski]

Bring it on!!!!!

Oh Wait - Fandir's coming with you isn't he?

Now are there any photos of this Skoda?

Does it really exist, or is it also a Phantom - no I suppose if it was you would have claimed it was a Rolls Royce ................. Boom Boom.

Hang on - can you drive a Skoda in a bikini?

 

[Inarticulate]

I actually think Danish beer is far superior to both.

But English ale beats all.

[warhammerlord_soth]

We'll have to settle this for real now. Alright then, bring some English ale over as well.
 
 
Now all we need is a panel of experts...