What is going on HERE!!!
Can´t you do anything properly anymore? Cats are being abused, the beast says. Well, I´ll be damned if any is abused on my watch!
How about finding some heretics? When did we do a proper investigation? I have not seen one in ages! Hell, I feel tempted to throw Philly at the flames, just so we can get some burning going! But well... I have a candidate for burning, but I am uncertain of what charges to level at him... yet.
So, any suspects about? If not I shall simply throw old Philly on the pyre just for the sake of it! He is the regular heretic anyway and needs a good burning now and then.