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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2075 on: November 11, 2008, 10:12:14 PM »
*Opens his cloak to reveal the Dragon armour he got from the Elven knight he defeated in a drinking contest*

"you were saying ?"

*Pulls out his executioners' axe*

"Witch ! "
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2076 on: November 11, 2008, 10:13:47 PM »
*Dunrik hits eight in the head with the back of his axe, and throw him into the lake of holy water nearby, and walks away to grab a beer*
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2077 on: November 11, 2008, 10:15:15 PM »
*Opens his cloak to reveal the Dragon armour he got from the Elven knight he defeated in a drinking contest*

"you were saying ?"

*Pulls out his executioners' axe*

"Witch ! "

Oh, so this is how it shall be?

*Casts Flaming Sword Of Rhuin*

*Realises he's outta power dice*

Sonuvabitch....

*Fails leadership test, lifts up his robes and runs as fast as his little legs can take him*

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2078 on: November 11, 2008, 10:16:43 PM »
*Throws an inch short on the pursuit roll*

"Damn"
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2079 on: November 11, 2008, 10:17:19 PM »
Sigmar's son shoots eight in the head with a hochland rifle as he runs away, almost instantly he grabs his rightful hammer and decapitates him before he even hits the ground.
"another one bites the dust" :D
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2080 on: November 11, 2008, 10:20:09 PM »
Sigmar's son shoots eight in the head with a hochland rifle as he runs away, almost instantly he grabs his rightful hammer and decapitates him before he even hits the ground.
"another one bites the dust" :D


.....Are you shooting me from distance, or hitting me up close?

This situation makes little sense, so I shall ignore it.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2081 on: November 11, 2008, 10:24:40 PM »
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :D
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2082 on: November 11, 2008, 11:35:26 PM »
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :D
Irrefutable logic

The inquisitons only weakness.......
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2083 on: November 12, 2008, 07:22:56 AM »
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :D
Irrefutable logic

The inquisitons only weakness.......

So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail.  :-)

Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2084 on: November 12, 2008, 09:50:07 AM »
So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail.  :-)

Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?
That is disrespecting our holy Lord! ::heretic::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2085 on: November 12, 2008, 11:40:11 AM »
*Opens the door to his chambers and sticks his head out*
"Whats all this noise? Be quiet.. Be QUIET  :-D"
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2086 on: November 12, 2008, 04:35:11 PM »
So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail.  :-)

Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?
That is disrespecting our holy Lord! ::heretic::

Sigmar's Son is your holy lord?

God, I feel sorry for you.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2087 on: November 12, 2008, 05:30:13 PM »
Despite seemingly sleeping heavily, Mathi jumps to his feet wide awake :icon_eek:
"Who said Jehova? Eh, I mean..." :icon_evil:

Obi, you are hereby found guilty of heresy by saying Sigmarīs son is our Holy Lord. Now, since there cannot be a Sigmarīs son, other than in the general sense that all the people in the Empire are Sigmars children, You have therefore blasphemed against our Lord Sigmar!
Yes, itīs the bonfire for you lad! I guess Sigmar will show some mercy for you due to your diligent service, but you are bound to get a bit crispy at least.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Obi  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

And now to you, Eight. I am afraid you have failed to notice that your magic and your defence works somewhat poorly... Now how can that be?
See, you forgot that while being a Bright Wizard makes your immune to the fire, it also makes you sensible to moisture, and nomatter how fine our ale was, it was definitely not flammable. Trying to cast on me are you? Start feeling a bit desperate?
Well, And since your stupid armour has started to be attacked by the corrosive component of the beer, it will not protect you from THIS!

*Mathi grabs Eight by the shoulder and gives him a proper headbutt with the brim of his kettlehat, right over Eights nose

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2088 on: November 12, 2008, 05:47:30 PM »
Ow....that stings slightly.

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:


Ooooh, kinky.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2089 on: November 12, 2008, 06:35:15 PM »
Ow....that stings slightly.

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:


Ooooh, kinky.

*coughs* Disturbing  :icon_neutral:, oh fine, *draws hammer or judgement* DIEEE! *eight fails all toughness checks and dies*


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2090 on: November 12, 2008, 06:51:49 PM »
Places hammer back to where he got it. Walk around then sits on HIS throne.


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2091 on: November 12, 2008, 06:55:33 PM »
Ow....that stings slightly.

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:


Ooooh, kinky.

*coughs* Disturbing  :icon_neutral:, oh fine, *draws hammer or judgement* DIEEE! *eight fails all toughness checks and dies*


Sanj

I think I reqiure the services of a healing spell.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2092 on: November 12, 2008, 07:08:07 PM »
Well your not getting it! :P
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2093 on: November 12, 2008, 07:14:07 PM »
Despite seemingly sleeping heavily, Mathi jumps to his feet wide awake :icon_eek:
"Who said Jehova? Eh, I mean..." :icon_evil:

Obi, you are hereby found guilty of heresy by saying Sigmarīs son is our Holy Lord. Now, since there cannot be a Sigmarīs son, other than in the general sense that all the people in the Empire are Sigmars children, You have therefore blasphemed against our Lord Sigmar!
Yes, itīs the bonfire for you lad! I guess Sigmar will show some mercy for you due to your diligent service, but you are bound to get a bit crispy at least.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Obi  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

And now to you, Eight. I am afraid you have failed to notice that your magic and your defence works somewhat poorly... Now how can that be?
See, you forgot that while being a Bright Wizard makes your immune to the fire, it also makes you sensible to moisture, and nomatter how fine our ale was, it was definitely not flammable. Trying to cast on me are you? Start feeling a bit desperate?
Well, And since your stupid armour has started to be attacked by the corrosive component of the beer, it will not protect you from THIS!

*Mathi grabs Eight by the shoulder and gives him a proper headbutt with the brim of his kettlehat, right over Eights nose

Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time!  :biggriin:
I will gladly burn if it will rid me from my sins. But next time please do not misinterpret me. I did not mean that SoS is our Holy Lord, of course not. But burning son's of Sigmar is surely disrespecting him (that is our holy lord Sigmar), is it not?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2094 on: November 12, 2008, 07:26:35 PM »
Please don't burn Obi, the stench of burning hair would be unbearable!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2095 on: November 12, 2008, 07:28:47 PM »
Hadn't thought about that...

What was the penalty for cutting the pigtail again ?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2096 on: November 12, 2008, 07:31:42 PM »
Please don't burn Obi, the stench of burning hair would be unbearable!

Oh, I get it now.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2097 on: November 12, 2008, 07:48:57 PM »
Hadn't thought about that...

What was the penalty for cutting the pigtail again ?
I'd swing by with an electric razor. But it's already gone, so you're a tad late.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2098 on: November 12, 2008, 08:03:11 PM »
You got rid of the razor ?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #2099 on: November 12, 2008, 08:12:44 PM »
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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