Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend

[Rosencrantz]

Oh someone got the Python reference first. Weigh him I say, then maybe chuck him in a pond, then burn him anyway because his witchery fiddle faddled with the results

Sorry McKnight, but the taint of Chaos cannot be allowed to exist ... even if it doesn't

Rosencrantz 

[Doop123]

Yes.

[Doop123]

Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski. 

Thank you we now like to call it cleansing due to the younger audience, lol. 

[Wyzer1]

Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski. 

Thank you we now like to call it cleansing due to the younger audience, lol. 

If you have heard Rodney Carrington this will be funny:

"I got this... Burning Cleansing .. Sensation .. when I pee"
"I got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me"

 

[Wyzer1]

Yes.

lol

He's off the hook, but McKnight will be pleased to know you want him torched anyways 

[clausewitz]

Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Did I hear you correctly Phydox?

After McKnurights experience I would have though more care would be in order when refering to the Chancellor.   

You wouldn't want to come down with a case of the phypox... 

[Feanor Fire Heart]

Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Did I hear you correctly Phydox?

After McKnurights experience I would have though more care would be in order when refering to the Chancellor.   

You wouldn't want to come down with a case of the phypox... 

As an elf player, I do not know what phypox is, is it something you eat? or one of those "illnesses" you monkeys get with your bodies?

*a whispering voice behind the mob* "I say we let him go"

Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition.  ooOOoo sounds so progressive.
 

[McKnight]

I think the next people that are going to court will be the people who voted against me and wanted to burn me.

Surely they must have been wanting to hide something

[Feanor Fire Heart]

Wow didn't know the inquisiting of McKnight was going on here.  Though it was in the "should we" thread.

I don't think its from hiding something.  I think its more of the peasantry is bored, and burning a witch adds excitement.

Need I repeat the "we found a witch may we burn her?" story
They dressed her up like a witch just to burn her 'cause they were bored.
"Yeah but she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"Well... I got better...BURN HER ANYWAY!"

However a suspicious mind is a health mind McKnight, or so says the inquisition.  Better torture them and find out if they are heretics.   Just in case, "BURN EM ANYWAYS!"
 

[Midaski]

Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Ha ha ha ha - when have you ever seen a government bureaucrat 'changing' anything ................. just keep paying you plebs.

As to McKnurgle I say burn him.

I relent from punishing him further after 24 hours, and as a gesture of good will after some contrition from his Co-No1-Inquisitor and I then get an 'abusive' PM suggesting titled as follows:

Well... i won?

Apart from the lack of capitalisation (for which I would expect Wyzer1 to burn him anyway) I find it disturbing that he can treat such a magnanimous gesture from your beloved Chancellor so badly.

Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition. 

Well how about this.

I propose we change his name again:

Question 1:

a) for a week?
b) for a month?
c) for ever?


Question 2:

a) to McKnurgle?
b) to McKnauseating?
c) to McKnasty?
or
no this one is just to horrible to contemplate - the associations suggested are just too tainted, and the symbolism of butchery and malnutrition just too horrendous ...................



oh well alright then
d) to McDonalds

If you think you have better alternatives please feel free to make them.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)

 

[Helborg]

(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)

Well done Midaski. Have an ale  on you  .


Sanj

[McKnight]

Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Ha ha ha ha - when have you ever seen a government bureaucrat 'changing' anything ................. just keep paying you plebs.

As to McKnurgle I say burn him.

I relent from punishing him further after 24 hours, and as a gesture of good will after some contrition from his Co-No1-Inquisitor and I then get an 'abusive' PM suggesting titled as follows:

Well... i won?

Apart from the lack of capitalisation (for which I would expect Wyzer1 to burn him anyway) I find it disturbing that he can treat such a magnanimous gesture from your beloved Chancellor so badly.

Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition. 

Well how about this.

I propose we change his name again:

Question 1:

a) for a week?
b) for a month?
c) for ever?


Question 2:

a) to McKnurgle?
b) to McKnauseating?
c) to McKnasty?
or
no this one is just to horrible to contemplate - the associations suggested are just too tainted, and the symbolism of butchery and malnutrition just too horrendous ...................



oh well alright then
d) to McDonalds

If you think you have better alternatives please feel free to make them.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)

 

Nooooo not McDonalds the fifth chaos God! You are truly a heretic if you think of such things!

My faith in Sigmar has cured me of my disease!

what about Mc'intosh... or McDonut... or Mc... wait can i participate...

[Phydox]

I'd suggest the lightest of sentances.  After all, it is his first offical offense.

So, one week of name change, and a slight name change. McPimple.

[McKnight]

I like McPimp much much better...

[Veldemere]

Hang the fu** on, we are trying to torch the heretic (which incidentally should still happen, indeed if the is a problem between him and Mid clense them both) when someone has admitted to being an elf!

McKindling gets my vote

[Wyzer1]

when someone has admitted to being an elf!

McKindling gets my vote

When did he admit to being an elf? I missed that one...

[Veldemere]

not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!

[Wyzer1]

not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!

Oh, ok 


I cant believe noone has noticed my avatar is a BLIGHTED ELF... lol

[Feanor Fire Heart]

How can one be a heretic if never professing in the same religion?  You monkeys got a lot to learn
Now if I was an imperial subject, and out spoke about the religion, then yes burn me as I stand.  But I'm an elf so I got the diplomatic immunity thing going on.
And besides, Dragon armor negates your fire
 

[Gneisenau]

But I'm an elf so I got the diplomatic immunity thing going on.

You can come and have a look at the last elf who claimed diplomatic immunity here. Shelf 17, jar No. 42.

How can one be a heretic if never professing in the same religion? 

They might try to burn you as a heathen, though...

[Johan Willhelm]

not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!

Burn the pointy ears and McKinght for that matter let's get some burning on the go.

[Shadowwolf]

Let me go!

(chourus deep bass) Bismillah! (Freddie Mercery) Noo!

(Chorus) We will not let you go!

Let me go!

....
and so on....


Shadowwolf

[Warlord]

Ah, those Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor Tabanacle of Solace; how they squirm when their heretical ways are revealed for all to see.

Hows about 'McDaski'? 

I reckon a week should be enough.

Then he should be burned appropriately by his rivalscolleagues.

[Wyzer1]

Ah, those Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor Tabanacle of Solace; how they squirm when their heretical ways are revealed for all to see.

Hows about 'McDaski'? 

I reckon a week should be enough.

Then he should be burned appropriately by his rivalscolleagues.

*And as I watch Warlord slowly but surely turn towards joining the ranks of the Inquisition, a slightly curled smile slips across my face*

[Perambulator]

  My, my! What powers I have unleashed!   


Keep it up lads!