Boris: The cat is only too happy to show you some of his wares. He whips out a trinket, it seems to be a gem planted in a silver frame. "Thisss," he purrs, "will keep you safe from harm. I have enchanted it to ward off only the strongest of blows." his claws spin it round interestingly, then suddenly it disappears! He brings out a ring instead. "Or perhaps you'd like thisss one." The ring is very shiny. "The ring of destruction makes you ever so strong." he flips the ring into the air and catches it. "You'd be unstoppable with my magicks!" With a flourish he brings both out and his eyes widen.
Humphrey: Humphrey approaches the bash the rat stall. The pig is still bellowing until he sees you. Clearly he had been watching the fight. "Ser Mouse!" he declares. "Would a hero of Truffleton care to bash this despicable rat?" he waves the rat towards you. It's actually quite adorably made. "Perhaps you might win one of these children a lovely prize!" There are several children, mostly pigs and sheep, but there is actually a mouse there too. The prizes look pretty rubbish to be fair, but this isn't really a true competition, but it does look surprisingly fun. [If you choose to play the game - which I assume you do - then roll 3D6 and 1D6 separately - if you roll a double let me know]
Billy: The crowd looks at you disgusted from your bad puns.