Topic: Warhammer-empire faces

[phillyt]

Nothing any of us do shall ever be as awesome as this. 

Well Eight, though that is indeed cool, once you have felt the touch of the ladies you will indeed note that there are people whom you may 'do' that will be more awesome than a wonderfully crafted Warhammer model.

Phil

[Nicholas Bies]

"if you want to be happy for the rest of your life. Pick an ugly girl to be your wife."

[Siberius]

note that there are people whom you may 'do' that will be more awesome than a wonderfully crafted Warhammer model.

Phil

Is this an offer? Has GrillyP shown his evil face once again? 

[Fandir Nightshade]

"if you want to be happy for the rest of your life. Pick an ugly girl to be your wife."

Why this is double stupid! First you are together with an ugly girl...if you believe her ugly you are not really in love just hoping that nobody will take her away because she is ugly. So you are unhappy all the time because you set yourself in the lower league. Better to go for the win and take the creampie home you want to cuddle and huddle and keep precious, the most precious thing in your life...well in some cases a cat will fit in here also.

Second it is a myth that ugly girls will stay faithful more often than good looking ones. The hot chicks normally have even more protection because their good looks keeps loads of guys away because they are afraid of them.

[ZeroTwentythree]

The hot chicks normally have even more protection because their good looks keeps loads of guys away because they are afraid of them.

OK, you totally lost me there. You're saying that hot women get less attention than ugly women? 

[Gneisenau]

OK, you totally lost me there. You're saying that hot women get less attention than ugly women? 

I think he's saying that they do get attention, but less trash talk. Which I think is true, for the upper 10% or so.

Just drooling, no talking.

[Merrick]

OK, you totally lost me there. You're saying that hot women get less attention than ugly women? 

I think he's saying that they do get attention, but less trash talk. Which I think is true, for the upper 10% or so.

Just drooling, no talking.

Yeh, the hot girls can tend to scare people off, almost. 

[Fandir Nightshade]

Except alphas like us!

you just have to watch one of those talk shows like jerry springer or here in Germany oliver Geissen. Most of the cheating Husbands and women are actually not the best meat on the market. Why should an ugly girl be more faithful than a beautiful one? Actually no one can tell because appearence alone won´t tell anything about the character.

[ZeroTwentythree]

Why should an ugly girl be more faithful than a beautiful one? Actually no one can tell because appearence alone won´t tell anything about the character.

I refuse to believe that. Book = Cover.

Beautiful on the outside = beautiful on the inside, and all ugly people are evil. Just like all left handed people are in league with the devil chaos gods.



edit: Heh. Now would be the time for someone to point out that I haven't posted a real photo of myself. 

[wissenlander]

You haven't posted a pic of yourself.  Though I think perhaps you may have posted one in the beard thread...though for the sake of thoroughness you should post here too.

[ZeroTwentythree]

Yeah, that one was old & half the beard was only grown for that summer, and I usually don't wear the '70's sunglasses (had to borrow them.) 

[offroadfury88]

you just have to watch one of those talk shows like jerry springer or here in Germany oliver Geissen. Most of the cheating Husbands and women are actually not the best meat on the market. 

Its always good to base all life experiences off Jerry Springer

[Nicholas Bies]

dude... everyone knows that Jerry gives us real life experiences and lessons that we can all learn.

[Obi]

dude... everyone knows that Jerry gives us real life experiences and lessons that we can all learn.

Yeah, when you don't like someone or can't settle an argument, just fight!

[Nicholas Bies]

dude... everyone knows that Jerry gives us real life experiences and lessons that we can all learn.

Yeah, when you don't like someone or can't settle an argument, just fight!

Yea you know talking suxzorz. Fighting is teh awesomest. simple as that.

[Mathi Alfblut]

Agreed!

*Runs to work himself up with Manowar prior to his usual even fight tour through the neighbourhood

[Von Breden]

dude... everyone knows that Jerry gives us real life experiences and lessons that we can all learn.

Yeah, when you don't like someone or can't settle an argument, just fight!

*ding* Midget fight! Midget fight!

023, it sounds like there's more behind that statement. Who dumped you?

[ZeroTwentythree]

023, it sounds like there's more behind that statement. Who dumped you?

Heh. Someone ugly, from the sound of it.  That what you meant?

[Von Breden]

Yes, I was thinking somewhere in that direction .

[Nicholas Bies]

You all know I originally quoted a song right?

[Obi]

ehm no ben, we didn't

dude... everyone knows that Jerry gives us real life experiences and lessons that we can all learn.

Yeah, when you don't like someone or can't settle an argument, just fight!

*ding* Midget fight! Midget fight!

023, it sounds like there's more behind that statement. Who dumped you?

You're just as old as me, so hush

[Douchie]

about time that I got involved in this, here's me with the Missus



and me after a night out with the Geordie lads

[Soju]

Ohhh  HELLO~~~ I believe she hasn't been introduced to us Douchie...

sj

[Merrick]

Incoming wierd camera work. 

[Midaski]

about time that I got involved in this, here's me with the Missus

Does she get paid well for those BT ads .......... I did a doubletake. 

I think your local terminology is "fit"? I can understand now why you might find better things to do than writing the "Broken Swords"