"if you want to be happy for the rest of your life. Pick an ugly girl to be your wife."
Why this is double stupid! First you are together with an ugly girl...if you believe her ugly you are not really in love just hoping that nobody will take her away because she is ugly. So you are unhappy all the time because you set yourself in the lower league. Better to go for the win and take the creampie home you want to cuddle and huddle and keep precious, the most precious thing in your life...well in some cases a cat will fit in here also.
Second it is a myth that ugly girls will stay faithful more often than good looking ones. The hot chicks normally have even more protection because their good looks keeps loads of guys away because they are afraid of them.