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Inarticulate · « **Reply #1050 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:04:07 PM »

Well I once broke my little finger while killing a chicken. I think I win.

Siberius · « **Reply #1051 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:11:14 PM »

Quote from: t12161991 on October 21, 2009, 05:58:24 PM

I have literally had my eyes cut off my head and reattached (used to have a lazy eye- not after they screwed with the muscles!).

And that's reason 1/3 of why I can't go into the military...

*faints*

Union General · « **Reply #1052 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:15:31 PM »

Quote from: Inarticulate on October 21, 2009, 06:04:07 PM

Well I once broke my little finger while killing a chicken. I think I win.

*Facepalm*

-The General

Von Breden · « **Reply #1053 on:** October 21, 2009, 08:40:58 PM »

Quote from: wissenlander on October 21, 2009, 12:35:06 PM

Don't you mean shooting lasers out of your eyes?

Can they do that nowadays?

MrDWhitey · « **Reply #1054 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Inarticulate on October 21, 2009, 06:04:07 PM

Well I once broke my little finger while killing a chicken. I think I win.

I bit my tongue off once, it was fun!

Merrick · « **Reply #1055 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:06:04 PM »

I tore out one of my own teeth so I could use it to saw off my own leg so that poison from a snake bite wouldn't kill me. I promptly battered the snake to death with my own leg.

Perambulator · « **Reply #1056 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Merrick on October 21, 2009, 10:06:04 PM

I tore out one of my own teeth so I could use it to saw off my own leg so that poison from a snake bite wouldn't kill me. I promptly battered the snake to death with my own leg.

Liar!

Merrick · « **Reply #1057 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:10:10 PM »

You dare accuse me, good sir?

Fine, it shall be pistols at dawn!

Inarticulate · « **Reply #1058 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:26:17 PM »

I shall be your second good sir! Huzzah!

Warlord · « **Reply #1059 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:32:13 PM »

Quote from: Big Time on October 21, 2009, 03:52:58 PM

Quote from: Inarticulate on October 21, 2009, 12:17:16 PM
Big Time, what was it like getting your eyes laz0red?

Cos shooting lasers into your eyes just sounds damn cool.

The proceedure itself sucked. It really sucked. Having your eye cut open and burnt with a laser is not as cool as it sounds. Not having to wear glasses any more is awesome and totally worth it, though.

What scares me about that procedure, is that what if I am the one person who it fails for. My sight is IMO my most precious sense.

Obi · « **Reply #1060 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:18:42 PM »

I messed up my ankle by jumping of a 4" ledge. And now it's weak and I mess it up with every misstep.

Union General · « **Reply #1061 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:35:56 PM »

I twisted my ankle during play practice. I ended up needing to use a cane for a few days afterward...

-The General

t12161991 · « **Reply #1062 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:38:53 PM »

Corner halfway through my foot- you could see into it afterwards.

It didn't hit a single vein or capillary- no bleeding.

/thread

Obi · « **Reply #1063 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:43:22 PM »

No, you got that wrong t. You see, it's not about doing weird stuff and getting strange injuries, it's about getting really stupid injuries.

Quote from: Union General on October 21, 2009, 11:35:56 PM

I twisted my ankle during play practice. I ended up needing to use a cane for a few days afterward...

-The General

I was walking on crutches for 2 or 3 weeks after that first time...

t12161991 · « **Reply #1064 on:** October 22, 2009, 01:48:50 AM »

This was stupid- I did it on purpose

.

If you really want stupid- how about dropping a 32 foot wall made of plywood on your feet.

UG- What play?

Mogsam · « **Reply #1065 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:56:45 AM »

I climbed up the slide the wrong way and some bastard coming down broke my arm. No one noticed for a day. Good school teachers there I think.

I also was nearly blinded playing kick the can (it's like tag but you have to hide then run for a specific position and tag it first) when someone rammed a rusty gate hinge into my eye. Probably shouldn't have looked through that hole.

Mogsam

Union General · « **Reply #1066 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:13:33 PM »

Quote from: t12161991 on October 22, 2009, 01:48:50 AM

UG- What play?

Alice in Wonderland. I'm the King of Hearts.

-The General

t12161991 · « **Reply #1067 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:25:46 PM »

I build things. And operate lights. Currently doing Our Town and As You Like It (hence my sig).

Siberius · « **Reply #1068 on:** October 24, 2009, 04:09:41 PM »

To get away from the horrendous injury talk, look, here I am again.

(edited for ugliness)

For the record, I was taking pictures of a fishing contest. *shrug* I am not a fish though incase you were wondering why the picture of myself...

Obi · « **Reply #1069 on:** October 24, 2009, 06:13:55 PM »

Nice beard! Combined with the shades it just spells S-T-U-D.

I'm not kidding.

Seriously, I'm not.

Merrick · « **Reply #1070 on:** October 24, 2009, 06:34:07 PM »

Siberius, you have an admirer....

Finlay · « **Reply #1071 on:** October 24, 2009, 07:12:47 PM »

at least you don't look like Buck 65 in that pic Siby.

Siberius · « **Reply #1072 on:** October 25, 2009, 12:09:55 PM »

I find I really have to wear sunglasses way more over here than in England, like year round, it's just so bright all the time!

Merrick · « **Reply #1073 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:40:45 PM »

Merrick is popular with the ladies.

.....and the guys, too.

t12161991 · « **Reply #1074 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:42:57 PM »

You're doing it wrong!

The clothes are supposed to be off for that!

News:

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