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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #850 on: April 14, 2013, 04:27:50 AM »
OK, so I'm actually just trying to figure out what's going on here. I mean, it looks like there is a story to this. Maybe that would explain it a bit. But without any kind of fluff.... uh, I'm confused.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-Imperial-Guard-Leman-Russ-Battletank-Bone-Giant-Tomb-Kings-/330895161764?pt=Games_US&hash=item4d0ae379a4


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« Reply #851 on: April 14, 2013, 04:24:31 PM »
Really, what kind of story could possibly explain that abomination!
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« Reply #852 on: April 15, 2013, 12:18:58 AM »
Yeah, that's probably the weirdest conversion I've ever seen.
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« Reply #853 on: April 15, 2013, 04:09:06 PM »
Yeah, that's probably the weirdest conversion I've ever seen.
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« Reply #854 on: April 15, 2013, 04:18:46 PM »
Yeah, that's probably the weirdest worst conversion I've ever seen.
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #855 on: April 15, 2013, 04:29:47 PM »
GW will probably take that idea and start producing them at £50, even then it wouldn't be the ugliest mini they make  :evil:
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #856 on: April 15, 2013, 11:15:56 PM »
That conversion really captures the meaning of chaotic. No style, no nothing, just insane merging together of weapons and things.

I think GW's idea of Chaos (or Chaos in Warhammer worlds) is strangely behaved, organized etc. to earn the name "Chaos". This ... thing ... is more chaotic.

And more uglier. :)

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« Reply #857 on: April 15, 2013, 11:52:13 PM »
GW will probably take that idea and start producing them at £50, even then it wouldn't be the ugliest mini they make  :evil:

It will be in Finecast, though - so at least 75 quid :)
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #858 on: May 01, 2013, 04:36:37 AM »
Here these ones make me laugh because I got so much money out of them!

I originally purchased these right after Mongoose Publishing quit making them. I got most of the stuff for below retail. I hadn't realized the demand had gone up for this stuff so much. I was just selling this stuff to clear up some space and get rid of unused stuff. I'm very happy right now.

I paid $15 for this one.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/121102238700?ssPageName=STRK:MESOX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1561.l2649

I paid $35 for this one.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/121102237357?ssPageName=STRK:MESOX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1561.l2649

I paid $5 for this one.


I'm about breaking even on a couple of the others and I'm actually loosing money on a few, but over all I'm making a killing!  :laugh:

 :::cheers::: to all the people bidding on my stuff!
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« Reply #859 on: May 01, 2013, 05:12:44 AM »
Wow, my LGS was selling that Starship Troopers stuff for 75% off a couple years ago.
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« Reply #860 on: May 01, 2013, 06:02:26 AM »
You should have bought everything except Hopper Bugs. Nobody wants them. They are the pariahs of the Arachnids. Now we'll see how well the Mobile Infantry stuff sells next. I'm fairly that except for a few items, they won't sell as well as the Arachnids. Who knows though, they could surprise me as well.
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #861 on: May 01, 2013, 11:43:24 AM »
Are the warrior bugs at all rare?  I've got a bunch collecting dust in the basement.

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« Reply #862 on: May 01, 2013, 03:36:02 PM »
I sold 40 unassembled ones for $81. Turns out there is definitely a demand for them. The real money is apparently in the special more rare stuff. Assembled ones will probably not go for quite as much. After reading some threads on various forums I'm guessing they are fairly hard to find these days.
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #863 on: May 10, 2013, 04:25:09 AM »
OK, so I'm actually just trying to figure out what's going on here. I mean, it looks like there is a story to this. Maybe that would explain it a bit. But without any kind of fluff.... uh, I'm confused.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-Imperial-Guard-Leman-Russ-Battletank-Bone-Giant-Tomb-Kings-/330895161764?pt=Games_US&hash=item4d0ae379a4

OK, so this is still listed and has a "Make an Offer" option. I'm tempted to make an offer of just a few $$$ because, although it's not really useful as a gaming piece, it's just so... surreal and crazy that I'm kind of fond of it. Like a piece of Dada art.  :unsure:

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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #864 on: May 10, 2013, 04:55:36 AM »
OK, so I'm actually just trying to figure out what's going on here. I mean, it looks like there is a story to this. Maybe that would explain it a bit. But without any kind of fluff.... uh, I'm confused.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-Imperial-Guard-Leman-Russ-Battletank-Bone-Giant-Tomb-Kings-/330895161764?pt=Games_US&hash=item4d0ae379a4

OK, so this is still listed and has a "Make an Offer" option. I'm tempted to make an offer of just a few $$$ because, although it's not really useful as a gaming piece, it's just so... surreal and crazy that I'm kind of fond of it. Like a piece of Dada art.  :unsure:
I'm still not quite sure what it is... but I want it.
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #865 on: May 10, 2013, 05:07:26 AM »
I'm still not quite sure what it is... but I want it.

Obviously the other option besides Heriotitan that was sadly play-tested out.
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #866 on: May 10, 2013, 05:40:33 AM »
I'm still not quite sure what it is... but I want it.

Obviously the other option besides Heriotitan that was sadly play-tested out.
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Re: ebay makes me laugh (my ongoing eBay mockery thread)
« Reply #867 on: May 10, 2013, 05:52:23 AM »
I'm still not quite sure what it is... but I want it.


That's my point.
 
If you throw away rules and fluff.... this is actually pretty cool!  :unsure:

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« Reply #868 on: May 10, 2013, 03:48:12 PM »
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« Reply #869 on: May 10, 2013, 04:21:06 PM »
I only just noticed his lascannon penis!
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« Reply #871 on: May 28, 2013, 10:32:51 AM »
Not even a nice model!
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« Reply #872 on: May 28, 2013, 11:48:51 AM »
At least they look like they're legit and not some mass produced recasts.
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« Reply #873 on: May 28, 2013, 12:51:34 PM »
Just wait, Mr Chumley will need another army to collect soon! He's only got about a year to go and he'll have all the Empire collected and painted.
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« Reply #874 on: October 21, 2013, 11:01:15 AM »
I hope this went to a true Empire collector.

I totted up and made it 111 actual metal figures, then a variety of extra bits.

Under £100 is a bargain I think - I just hope it wasn't a dealer whoi will split it and sell individual figures.

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