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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4750 on: January 07, 2016, 02:25:08 PM »
I dunno, I don't picture Conan sneering a whole lot in the old stories like Momoa did. In the early stories Conan really has a more earnest attitude to contrast civilised people who are the real douches in Howard's stories, because Howard thought that civilisation makes people decadent. Howard used Conan to imply that a person without civilisation wouldn't have pretensions about his place in the world and would therefore be without decadence.

True but didn't Momoa kinda did that in the movie? One can say that his enemies were more "civilised" than he was. Certainly that was the case in th original movies.
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« Reply #4751 on: January 07, 2016, 02:35:06 PM »
Yeah, sure. I just don't think it's done in the Howard way. The movie tries to cover this up by splicing some lines from the books into different scenes.

The 2011 movie is probably a whole lot closer to the old book continuity, but I don't think it has a good Conan.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4752 on: January 07, 2016, 03:46:05 PM »
Yeah, sure. I just don't think it's done in the Howard way. The movie tries to cover this up by splicing some lines from the books into different scenes.

The 2011 movie is probably a whole lot closer to the old book continuity, but I don't think it has a good Conan.

I liked Momoa, but Arnie will always be the one, true Conan for me. His movies are classics. He even managed to save Red Sonya.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4753 on: January 07, 2016, 03:52:21 PM »
I'm not sure he "saved" it, but he did improve it.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4754 on: January 07, 2016, 03:57:07 PM »
I'm not sure he "saved" it, but he did improve it.

True. He made it watchable.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4755 on: January 07, 2016, 11:59:39 PM »
For me, one asset of the 1982 movie is how "real" it feels - mostly because much of it was, in fact, real. Including the "Arnie gets almost eaten by dogs" and the "Sandahl almost has her finger cut off".

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« Reply #4756 on: January 08, 2016, 12:10:43 AM »
Also, casting a broadsword like that would be a disaster when actually used, but it sure looked cool.
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« Reply #4757 on: January 08, 2016, 12:19:52 AM »
True, but other than that, the casting was pretty good.



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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4758 on: January 08, 2016, 01:15:05 AM »
Also, casting a broadsword like that would be a disaster when actually used, but it sure looked cool.

I wonder though is it the first scene like that, I mean I think the 'cool sword casting shot' has become rather common in film or at least LotR and Game of Thrones had similar scenes. If it is the '82 Conan which the the progenitor of such scenes, I think that buys it a bit space in the whole casting a sword is daft realm.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4759 on: January 08, 2016, 01:31:22 AM »
Well, I think when the LOTR movies did it, Peter Jackson went for giving Isengard a heavily industrialised theme with mass production. You can also handwave the manufacturing with the fact that a wizard did it.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4760 on: January 08, 2016, 09:19:43 AM »
For me the Sword of the Atlanteans is the most iconic blade of all time, right next to our beloved Runefangs. :biggriin:
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4761 on: January 08, 2016, 12:11:40 PM »
Here's one unhappy thought:
the mass rapes in Cologne were not spontaneous.
The rapists had notes with translations from Arabic to German with them.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4762 on: January 08, 2016, 12:26:07 PM »
Here's one unhappy thought:
the mass rapes in Cologne were not spontaneous.
The rapists had notes with translations from Arabic to German with them.
Gems included: große Brüste, ich will ficken, and ich töte sie.

Come on man, the thread you started was closed for a reason, trying to move it here has no purpose other than  to give the mods unhappy but probably not random thoughts.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4763 on: January 08, 2016, 12:26:46 PM »
It's a legit unhappy thought, though.

You know what's also an unhappy thought?

That we may never see the Yuuzhan Vong in Star Wars.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4764 on: January 08, 2016, 12:47:14 PM »
It's a legit unhappy thought, though.

You know what's also an unhappy thought?

That we may never see the Yuuzhan Vong in Star Wars.

The Expanded Universe is deader than Warhammer Fantasy by now... :unsure:
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« Reply #4765 on: January 08, 2016, 01:13:31 PM »
I know, and that makes me so sad. I mean, I would've loved to see Mara Jade, but all that is gone now. Even Jacen and Jaina Solo are gone.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4766 on: January 08, 2016, 01:17:57 PM »
I know, and that makes me so sad. I mean, I would've loved to see Mara Jade, but all that is gone now. Even Jacen and Jaina Solo are gone.
No Triclops, no Trioculus, no Joruus. At least Boba Fett is alive.

Or is he?
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4767 on: January 08, 2016, 03:11:38 PM »
No, he is. I can't find the article, but it was confirmed in it. Also, George Lucas already stated he was. Even if it makes no sense since he was such a minor character, he has a huge following. And he was a Mandalorian. Mandalorians kick ass. See my choose a side thread, I chose either the Empire or the Mandalorians.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4768 on: January 08, 2016, 10:04:26 PM »
If the EU is dead, doesn't that mean that Boba Fett's "Mandalorian" identity is dead, too?

(Genuine question.)

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4769 on: January 08, 2016, 10:43:01 PM »
Probably not, the prequels established it to some degree at least.

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« Reply #4770 on: January 08, 2016, 11:16:48 PM »
Thanks, I missed that apparently.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4771 on: January 08, 2016, 11:21:24 PM »
If the EU is dead, doesn't that mean that Boba Fett's "Mandalorian" identity is dead, too?

(Genuine question.)

That sounds like something Nigel Farage could have said...
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4772 on: January 09, 2016, 08:48:36 AM »
It's a legit unhappy thought, though.


Yes. But this thread was never intended to start or continue discussions. Also, when a thread gets closed, that has a reason.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #4773 on: January 09, 2016, 09:13:19 PM »
I think you should start with shav. That's one unhappy random thought. He doesn't get moderated enough. ;.;
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« Reply #4774 on: January 10, 2016, 09:26:12 AM »
I think you should start with shav. That's one unhappy random thought. He doesn't get moderated enough. ;.;


He has been moderated more than anyone else, believe you me.


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