Things deemed heretical: Surely dressing as any of the characters from any of the games, If you promise not to dress as the characters I promise not to burn you at the stake in real life!
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:
...and will be tortured and burnt for non-payment.
McKnight, you make the mistake of hitting Midaski with something he does not fear, threats. Hit him with something he truly fears, youth!
Quote from: McKnightActually Wyzer our powers should be:
Our chief power is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two holy powers are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... argh, our three powers are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical dedication to Midaski... our four... no, amongst our powers are... oh, sod it, I'll try again.
...
Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.
.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)
I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act..... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....
Consider him burned at the stake
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh? Don't you mean renunciation? Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect. Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.
Now, one thing Rufas is doing wrong is just burning people. Before burning we need to torture the subject to gather all the infomation we can... and of course, the confession. We cant kill without the confession, that would be barbaric.
That is why we need torturers.
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:Nobody expects the Nordland Inquisition.
Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)
I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act..... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....
Consider him burned at the stake
In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh? Don't you mean renunciation? Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect. Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.
Lol midaski put it there himself :-D
We dont really need to make money Rufas... We get our money from the church of sigmar.. So its their problem to get taxes.
What defense? :biggriin:I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)
I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act..... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....
Consider him burned at the stake
In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan
We dont really need to make money Rufas...
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh? Don't you mean renunciation? Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect. Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.
Lol midaski put it there himself :-D
Another example of moderator abuse, eh? Remember, we always have the power to modify our own postings.sssshhush! They might take that away! :engel:
Well yes maybe Wyzer is using his power to move his personal campaign.. naughty naughty wyzer... Walter have nothing to do with heretics... Walters are dwarfs remember :-Duh, whatever could you mean?!
sssshhush! They might take that away! :engel:
It's a quote, that's the way it was said.hmmm
And given your current post number and the fact that you failed to recognize Python, I think that perhaps the which hunters should take a look your way. :ph34r:
Rufas, we as witch hunters... templars of sigmar need not to make money, thats what the church of sigmar is for... to have believers pay to see some bones (which we say were some lector's).
Yes Veldemere you better change your post number....quick...by saying in a post that you donate money to rufas...because he is so fond of them...
This is quite some group we are getting :-P
Wyzer with his personal campaign against waraltar abusers and mispellers and Rufas' greedy campaign for money...
Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole fromretaliationretributionsuspician from the inquisition
Nice signature, Midaski, but redundant. It could be either a campaign for money, or simple greed. I prefer greed. It's so much more direct.
Bah... I wouldn't go after someones soul! Thats something only the cruel powers of chaos would do... I attack peoples feet!Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole fromretaliationretributionsuspicion from the inquisition
He's a witch!!! BURN HIM!!!!
The majority of people identified as practitioners of witchcraft in history were women.[citation needed][dubious discuss] Likewise, in legends and popular culture the stereotype is female. The term witch is typically feminine: masculine equivalents include wizard, sorcerer, warlock,[1] and magician.An accusation such as that against a high ranking Imperial Inquisitor had better have a sound backing, lest you find yourself tied to a bed and tickled by no less than 5 dwarf women... (I almost said Rufas's old girlfriends, but though that to be in bad taste :laugh:)
An accusation such as that against a high ranking Imperial Inquisitor had better have a sound backing, lest you find yourself tied to a bed and tickled by no less than 5 dwarf women... (I almost said Rufas's old girlfriends, but though that to be in bad taste )
As stated elsewhere:You forgot our wide brimmed hats! :icon_eek: what are we to do without our cool hats!?QuoteNice signature, Midaski, but redundant. It could be either a campaign for money, or simple greed. I prefer greed. It's so much more direct.
Everyone is under the mistaken assumption that the only reason I seek out heretics is in a lustful search for money. I live quite comfortably from my Nordland military payroll and the profits from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights (not to mention the fringe benefits). And I am scrupulous in paying all of the taxes that my incredibly creative tax accountant* says I should pay.
With respect to the operating expenses, The Holy Church of Sigmar covers the fixed capital expenditures, but the operating costs (whips, chains, feathers, poision, iron maidens, replacement ropes for racks, mysterious black cloaks, various weapons, continuing education for our torturers, not to mention firewood) (do you think it grows on trees?) must be financed by the Inquisition on it's own accord. I merely seek to put the Inquisition on a sound financial footing.
* AKA The Pink Goblin
Hi all, I'm Igelkotten(1) Gunnar real name is David :closed-eyes: and I'm from Sweden1.) Sounds awefully close to a chaos daemons name...
I'm not new on this site, been around here for about a year now, but never really bothered to make an account, until now. :happy:
I'm 17 year old and been playing Warhammers for about 5 years now. Although I'm not an Empire player(2) (hope you won't put me on the stake) :engel: I have been playing them but needed so many soliders and my economics couldn't handle it, stupid infantry hordes(3) :-( so now I have decided to move to Dogs of War (infantry horde again) :eusa_wall:
Other list of armies are Wood Elves, Chaos(4) and Lizardmen
Although it's feels good with large infantry armies panic can be a real pain in the a**, witch(5) I painfully discoverd to day :biggriin:
cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks
I have been playing them
Uh .. Not Guilty. It was my first post and I didn't mean it"Unacceptable. Your youth will not save you from the damndable powers of the abyss. It is time to begin questioning"
Er, I at my computer..."And what were you doing?"
I joined Warhammer-Empire.com and made a post, whic-"How do you justify your remark of, "I am not am Empire player"?"
Im not but if you -"And yet you found time to trespass on public property... Next question, You are guilty of insulting the Imperial Army."
Wait, that wasn't a question!"Next you admittingly told of your acquantance with the powers of chaos"
Aren't you susposed to ask me questions?"And admitted to being a witch"
I never admitted to that!"Gunnar, you are guilty on all accounts. As dutifully suggested by our good member, Ostermarker, you are sentenced to be burnt at the stake"
WHAT!?May your immoral soul find rest in the afterlife
Don't I get to call any witnesses?! YOU'RE MAD I TELL YOU"Guards, take him away"
Wyzer, that's not a proper way of running things. Inquisition is all good and well, and burning people too, but you need a trial first.
*cough*
It might be a faked one, but you need it.
That means: A judge, a prosecutor (who may not be the judge - we are supposed to be civilized!) and a defense attorney.
And I would be doubly carefull to condemn a man who comes from a country that provides us with cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks in happy blue and yellow.
The six holy principles
§2 of the privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*Rufas puts the crayon down.
"I will have silence in the court! Rufas, please put down the crayons and pay attention, this isn't AIM for crying out loud!"
Im not going that road, Rufas... we should blackmail someone to do it...
* Edit, while not encouraging Thredomancy, I believe it is wise to inset a link to the thread that started this madness.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0)[/color]
I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!
Hmm.. you have a point. I always considered it a bad thing, well, because everyone else considered it a bad thing...I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!
Good Point - I think threadomancy is for some reason viewed as an online no-no, which was something I found strange when I first started being active.
There is a certain contradiction, in my opinion, with "Use the Search" as you are encouraged to 'search' for any previous discussion of your subject of interest, and if you find a suitable thread which may cover most of your interest, but not all, you are chastised for resurrecting the discussion.
There was a discussion amongst most of the staff last year and we did agree we would treat each case on its merits - if the 'new' post contributed something positive to the thread we would let it go.
The times it's annoying is when people respond to topics that are either no longer relevent (like, asking about stuff covered in 3 editions ago FAQ) or prior edition discussions.
P.S. I edited the main thread... a lot... so be sure to check it out!! Often!!
The correct spelling of "War Altar" has NO "E"
I propose Trial By Temptation. ................ tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit. He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.
Back to the matter of Herr Veldemere. His Alias Vlademere is disturbing, it could remind one of a vampire, or it could indeed be that he is a daemon and our good Herr Wyzer discovered his true name.
nope (no internet on the weekends :-D)I propose Trial By Temptation. ................ tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit. He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.Where's Inquisitor#1 - has he any control over his minions ...........
Sorry for having not responded for a while I have been with your sisters.
Anyway the trumped up crimes have only gone to prove to Sigmar those who truly are non believers. The leader of them is one who uses a cat as an avatar. I cat I say, positively an admission of witchcraft, I have had the ducking stool dusted off (my damned inquisotor got confused but is a little sensitive so please do not tell him it is not supposed to be a stool made out of ducks).
See you at the pond McKnight, or is that M.C. Night, implying rap, the music of the wicken (apart form that nice Mr 50 Cent, he is a good boy).
Edit: I would also like to use the Clausewitz defence, the trial being held in Solland with the EC of Solland conducting the trial.
I have no sister(s) :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!
Are you sure you want a trial in Solland? It would mean that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i pass rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..
'The evidence before the court is incontravertable, there is no need for the jury to retire'
Anyone recognising that quote will clearly see that I am not guilty of heresy.
I have no sister(s) :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!
Are you sure you want a trial in Solland? It would mean that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i pass rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..
Sorry but I am now thinking of you as Advocaat and finding it amusing to see a bottle of the yellowy foulness in a judges wig. That thought alone shows that none of the chaos gods or any of their little pixies would want me on their side.
:engel:
Excellent Ostermarker... i charge you with the responsibility of gaining this information.. But due hurry, we only have the peggie for a day :icon_mrgreen:New and interesting fact of the day: Pegasus Poo smells worse than Ninja Horse Poo
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.
Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.
You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.
Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.
Next!
I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.alright, a reason to unnecessarily start a brand new army!!! w00t
Well, now we have some extra (admittedly dubious) credibility, actually, we could now call our selves the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solland, or the S.H.I ... oh never mind.
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.
Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.
You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.
Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.
Next!
All I hope is that you HLR gunners have more success than mine!
Fine test of your inquisitorial skills gents, you have all passed the test.
I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.
Also, what about off-topic conversation, or thread-stealing? both are v. v. v. serious crimes.On the first one, uh I hope not! Lest half our forum gets burnt to a crisp!
Does this work, informing, or puritanical streak earn me memebership? :icon_wink:
Its not a problem with my mind, it's just the fact that I've been up for 22 hours straight. Ugh..
Was I the only one who read this and thought Viagra. :engel:
:dry:lol, pictures one old guy chasing another old guy with a large glowing sword... good times
/me runs into the vaults looking for his runefang.
"You better start running Midaski!"
Every time we point out heretical actions, and get ready to bring out the kindling, somebody ALWAYS steps in and saves them...Its not a problem with my mind, it's just the fact that I've been up for 22 hours straight. Ugh..
Was I the only one who read this and thought Viagra. :engel::dry:lol, pictures one old guy chasing another old guy with a large glowing sword... good times
/me runs into the vaults looking for his runefang.
"You better start running Midaski!"
Excuse me, where can I buy some indulgences (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17706.msg203564#msg203564)?
My Dear Lord FVC;
Do not be fooled by other pale imitations of Indulgences, designed to trick the unwary. Only I have the best of both Sigmarian Indulgences signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginist (not Theoginist in charge of Vice as some would have it), and Ulrican Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, Luthor's twin brother. These fine items can be purchased at Madame Rosalita's 253 Rue de Red Light, in Salzenmund. For a limited time only, you will receive a ten percent discount, upon purchase of both Indulgences. Madame R. can cater even to your "unusual" tastes, provided certain precautions are taken. Referencing some of your letters from earlier this summer, you need all of the Indulgences you can get.
Cordially Yours
Rufas the E.
My Dear Lord FVC;
Do not be fooled by other pale imitations of Indulgences, designed to trick the unwary. Only I have the best of both Sigmarian Indulgences signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginist (not Theoginist in charge of Vice as some would have it), and Ulrican Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, Luthor's twin brother. These fine items can be purchased at Madame Rosalita's 253 Rue de Red Light, in Salzenmund. For a limited time only, you will receive a ten percent discount, upon purchase of both Indulgences. Madame R. can cater even to your "unusual" tastes, provided certain precautions are taken. Referencing some of your letters from earlier this summer, you need all of the Indulgences you can get.
Cordially Yours
Rufas the E.
Not if we use oak wood for stakes!
Dear Inquisitors,
I'm only a captain of a mercenary company, but I think that I have found a case of spitting mud on the honour of the empire, which I serve with everything I have at my disposal.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17568.0
I hope that you wise men can say, do I need to burn this men or let him go.
Most Honorable
Vivendi Novogord
Captain of the Wacken Company.
Dear Sir Vivendi:
Your report has been received with great interest. However, we can not blame Dendo for the sins of his spouse (well we could but we have our hands full at the time). Although Frau Star has appeared on this forum from time to time, we may not have the jurisdiction to reach her. Therefore, the only practical solution is to order Herr Star to burn his living impaired wife himself. I can provide the marshmellows if Dendo is out. We will expect proof of the burning. I hope he doesn't forget the stake though her heart first.
We greatly appreciate the assistance of all concerned citizens of the Empire. Remember: The Emperor needs you to spy on your neighbor.
Have a nice day :icon_smile:
Rufas
Sir FVC
Most likely to be found in a coffin
Somewhere in Sylvania:
I have enclosed a Rowen wood stake along with instructions on where you can stick it. I hope you do not think that my anger has anything to do with your desire to forsake my high quality Sigmarian and Ulrican Indulgences in order to buy a cheep knock off from the priests of Taal. As the saying goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and plenty of sinners on the Forum.
However, I must insist that you cease casting aspersions on the fine ladies of Madame Rosalita's. While I have indicated that they cater to every taste, Madame Rosalita draws the line at anything even remotely risque. A typical evening generally consists of gentlemen lounging around in one of the rooms playing pinochle or bridge followed by a dinner of fine Cathayan food and a game of Charades. Willie, the cross dressing Wood Elf sings old Simon and Garfunkel hits and occasionally recites stories by David Sedaris. The trained seal does amazing tricks with a beach ball in exchange for herring. For a bit extra, the girls will tickle the customers but that's as racy as it gets. To end the evening, Two Ton Sally sings an operatic number, because as we all know, it ain't over till the Fat Dwarf Lady sings. After that, a hug good night and it's off to bed.
I am surprised that you or anyone else on this forum could have ever considered Madame R's. to be anything more than a Gentlemen's Club of the highest quality. My gods man, don't you know there are minors on this forum? Do you think I would ever take part in an establishment that could corrupt their morals? (Well I could, but thats beside the point.) The only thing that is ever so slightly racy is the spawning pool, but I really don't concern myself with what goes on between consenting Skinks.
Your comments have deeply offended Madame Rosalita, Willie, Two Ton Sally, the Seal, and all of the Girls. They were looking forward to your visit and were planning a skit based on the novels by Anne Rice in your honor. However, you can now consider yourself to be only the third on the list of the Banned.
Other than that I trust you are doing well
Rufas the E.
P.S. Just in case the instructions are not clear, the Rowen wood stake is for your cold unbeating heart.
I went to Madam Rosalitas and all I got was this pain when I pee.
meh, being the head of the inquisition do I get free indulgences? a discount, perhaps? Our fundings a little low, that "get rich quick" thing turned out to be a scam (its ok, the guy responsible is ... uh, "on vacation")QuoteI went to Madam Rosalitas and all I got was this pain when I pee.
Yes you should. Your condition obvioulsy was obtained in a less reputable establishment. However, buying an Indulgence or two might cure it. (It can't hurt).
However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.
I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.
Nah... that would be too easy (and unprofitable...)However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.
I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.
You wound me with your accusations, Sir Guvnor. I shall gladly submit to the hammer test or the drowning test to prove my innocence, or even both simultaneously.
'Cause, you know, vampires don't tire nor do they need to breathe.
How can the winner get the money and all proceeds go towards the Inquisition? If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.nah, see you said you were ... extremely otherworldly powerfull
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.
?? Kind of "Out of Character" dont you think Rufas? :laugh:If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.
It matters not. All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.
It matters not. All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
It matters not. All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
Technically 186... depends if the "Hafling House Of Special Interests" counts or not...It matters not. All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
There is more than one house of decadence and sin in the Empire.
Technically 186... depends if the "Hafling House Of Special Interests" counts or not...I can not think of anyone more suited for the job. Lord Midaski will expect a full report in the morning. Due to his advanced age, his enjoyment in such matters can only be achieved vicariously.
:icon_eek:
oh don't worry, I went through them all with a fine-tooth comb to root out any heresy. Lets just say I didn't find any :-D
Well the Skaven certainly has the tools to win. This is exactly the type of army Skaven can do well against.I think we have the victim, er, I mean accused. A Skaven sympathizer and a failure to use proper capitalization to boot. I shall send the summons. :engel:
I hope you will not be too offended, but i'm rooting for the rats :biggriin:
Ratarsed
Well the Skaven certainly has the tools to win. This is exactly the type of army Skaven can do well against.I think we have the victim, er, I mean accused. A Skaven sympathizer and a failure to use proper capitalization to boot. I shall send the summons. :engel:
I hope you will not be too offended, but i'm rooting for the rats :biggriin:
Ratarsed
Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience.What's hienous about a Waltar, 2 Stanks, 3 Wizards and 4 great cannon? Why, the list is a paragon of self restraint. It is taking an "immence" effort on my part to refain from burning you here and now. (I could not help but notice that you did not bring the marshmellows like I asked.) Your offer to let us burn your lackey in your place reminds me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it. I will leave up to the Grand Inquisitor to pass judgement. Your only hope is that he is one of those who believes Skaven to be a childrens "tail".
It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment. And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen. I try to fight them, honest. I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.
I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.
If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.
Ratarsed
I will leave up to the Grand Inquisitor to pass judgement. Your only hope is that he is one of those who believes Skaven to be a childrens "tail".Alright, Bring out the defendant!
Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenienceQuite your tongue! Now, unlike a normal court, you will actually be given a chance to defend yourself... Now, tell us what happend
It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment.True, it takes effort. And then what happened?
And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen.But wait, were you to like cheese, wouldn't you like Gazzors list? Shouldn't you be trying to rid the world of the mutant rats?
I try to fight them, honest.Unacceptable. A true Sigmarite does not Try, he does, or does not. There is no "Try". This brings us to the second allegation again you. Is it true that you have been playing with rats, sexually?
I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.Absolutely sick and unacceptable. Please wait in the back room and await your judgement
I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.Bring the defendent forward. You are hereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake
If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.Fair enough, your assisisant is thereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake. Good day!
RatarsedDid you just insult my intelligence! Ill have your head!!!
Queek!
Queek!
If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.Fair enough, your assisisant is thereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake. Good day!Ratarsed
I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...
We have. However, you may have problems with the Grey Seer of Warhammer rules, the esteemed Mr. Queek.And I thought we had kissed and made up :Ohmy::blush: :smile2:
Queek!
Ratarsed
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...Uh... you have it all wrong!I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...
After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!
I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.
I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter.. :engel:
Meanwhile at the inquisitional office.My rockfest tickets! Ill have your head!
"Oh Sigmar's grace what has he done!?
Wyzer is going to bring everybody down with him!
I gotta erase my tracks!...
*Starts shredding papers*
Unless....i could take him down and i would be the hero... and high inquistor...... You spelt Inquisitor wrong ...
Bub the gut with the huge butt! fetch my cloak, pistol and hat!... oh and bring me some coffee, its going to be a long night!
*Starts digging dirt out from Wyzer's past*
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...Uh... you have it all wrong!I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...
After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!
I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.
I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter.. :engel:
My friends parents named him "I" (weird I know). We sometimes refer to him as "me" as a joke 8-)
I usually run him with a laurels of victory, sword of power and a mark of tzeentch
Its been awhile since I have used him though, I prefer to use the new Arch Lectors (like everyone else nowadays...) They are just a little more tactically versatile
Here are your earnings from the Indulgence scam, your Lordship.says the Pink Goblin.
I usually run him with a laurels of victory, sword of power and a mark of tzeentch[/quote]
Its been awhile since I have used him though, I prefer to use the new Arch Lectors (like everyone else nowadays...) They are just a little more tactically versatile
Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace
I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions. Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.
With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary. The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.
lol, alright here we go:I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions. Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.
With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary. The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.
Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................ :dry:
The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................ :dry:I am sooo flattered. Ordering the tee shirts today. :smile2:
The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:
Rufas plays dwarfs. and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name. well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans. plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you. More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars. What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me. ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:
Rufas plays dwarfs. and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name. well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans. plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you. More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars. What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me. ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests
If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.
In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.
As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.
If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:
Rufas plays dwarfs. and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name. well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans. plays for, or up with? Anaheim Angels, American Baseball team.
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you. More like Old Shep IMO The Dog Whisperer's name on American TV is named Cesar.
Machine-Child works on Mars. What he makes chocolate bars?actually, i think he is only cleared to work on Mars Bars Bites.
Ostermarker should join me. ......... but who's on top?I don't mind it either way but dogg- er... I may have to burn myself.....
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests
If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.
In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.
As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.
If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.
We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.Hey thats my line. Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.
Rufas plays dwarfs. and he's well over 6 foot No I play "Dwarves". "Dwarfs" can only be found in old Disney Movies. It's 6'5" or 195 cm for the rest of the world.
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name. well it could be a 6, or even three of them .... I wonder what happen to Wyzer0?
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS See below And Kislev, which as we all no is far to close to the chaos wastes to be healthy
Mcknight works for McDonalds and he sounds Celtic = Orcish There are about 5 million people living due north of Midaski who will be paying him a visit to discuss manners once I email his anti-celtic comments to them. :engel:
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull) Does anyone wonder how Lord Midaski has such detailed knowledge of this term?
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. we're back to the 666 Larry Moe and Curly resent your aspersions and will be over to discuss this with you if there is anything left after the Scots.
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans. plays for, or up with? So you advocate displacing noble Imperial troops for Giants who are not properly housebroken?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you. More like Old Shep IMO Speaking of Shep, Larry, Moe and Curly will soon be joined by their brother from far Cathay.
Machine-Child works on Mars. What he makes chocolate bars? No, he's been put in charge of the soylent green production run.
Ostermarker should join me. ... but who's on top? Been flying in to Minneapolis lately?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests
Ducking tests can be a useful skill.
We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.Hey thats my line. Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:
Rufas plays dwarfs. Which happen to be an Empire ally. That and he also plays empire. At least he doesn't play chaos (like you do! HA!)
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name. And? Yours has chaos in its name! ^^^
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS Not part of our organization (and he contantly tries to undermine it...)
Mcknight works for McDonalds Heresy I SAY! Burn McKnight! Er... I mean... Uh...
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. Wait, is he even apart of our organization? If so... hes not skaven! If he isn't, torch him!
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. So's Rufas, why did you call him for being a dwarf? lol
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anethema to all Giants fans. Baseball sucks...
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caeser, and Lassie talks to you. Blatant lies...
Machine-Child works on Mars.lol, a 40k reference... not bad. Still blasphemy, but nice reference none the less...
Ostermarker should join me. He'll never turn to the darkside!
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and
Crimes of the Inquisition: In my best Balders Gate voice: "I AM THE LAW!"
The Scam. You know which one. not really, theres quite a few. Which one are you referencing?
The Blatant corruption inherrent in this Order. Its not corruption per se. Its ... Uh ...
Condoning of Mod influence. My ally is the mod. And a powerful ally it is
Here are the Theological reasons for my new Inquisition:
errr.... brb, going out for pizza. Oh, there's one, you guys haven't mentioned that Sigmar ate nothing but Pizza and a dozen raw eggs each morning. Cause he looks like Gaston. You may have a point here... I like pizza...
Nope! We include Canadians to. Thre is also rumour of admitting the Japanese and Korean leagues.Wait, when did we start recruiting Canadians? ... lol
And if I had NOT messed up your name, this thread would have been more boring.
As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.Perhaps we can come to some sort of an agreement... I have noticed public burnings bring in quite a large revenue, and I think I know a certain tax collector who might just leave us alone for a slice of the pie (mmm, pie...) :icon_wink:
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and
That and presumably something. What did you miss out.@Presumably something - I stopped half-way through my sentence... And when I went back to it I forget what I was going to say :|
I believe the combine have many lessons to teach the inquisition/ learn from the inquistion: both use horrific torture, although the combine use genetic and neurological torture. We could have some fun combining that with blind faith. Ever seen some of our slaves? Also, the ruthless media campaign and communist-esque control on people's behaviour might be of use to you in suppression of dissent, something the combine soldiers have practised for a looooong time.
I guess you play 1/2life, Wyzer? Maybe I'll meet you in deathmatch or CS:S siometime (and probably lose...)
More importantly SOMEONE HAS SPELLED ALTAR WRONG K, on it
Check out new idea for arch lector, I believe by kermitthefrog .
And no, I prefer a West Coast offence to the traditional "up the gut" running style of the olde Steelers and such. I like more USC/49ers/Brady Quinn/Colts style of play. And the New Orleans Saints because they have Reggie Bush, and Reggie Bush is FREAKING AMAZING. Period. End of discussion. Of course, LT is God right now, but Reggie will get his day.
Why? At least the exact reason for its unfairness would be nice.
Midaski laid down the gauntlet for the Inquistion, he's not being unfair, he's being sneaky, and all power to him.
EDIT:
* = Failure of Inquisition to spot Test Heretical Posting
Interesting one here? Isn't the author an Inquisitor :icon_question: Do I detect dissent in the ranks - testing the leader's abilities ............... :engel:
Oh my god! I cant believe that guy in the Electors Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But Im at work and I had to say something.
Keep up the funniness and
Viva los Inquisition! Olé!
BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchetts Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.
BTWW: Ive got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit wont bring his own.
You have to remember that a lot of people do not go all round all of the boards.
Oh my god! I cant believe that guy in the Electors Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But Im at work and I had to say something.Im assuming you were talking about Kermitthefrog3? Ya, his reply was a lot more .. harsh before I sent him a PM and he agreed to tone it down a bit :|. I think we kind of hit a softspot because we were OT and he wanted hit thread answered (I thought we had done a good job in the first few posts, but I guess not)
Keep up the funniness and
Viva los Inquisition! Olé!
BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchetts Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.
BTWW: Ive got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit wont bring his own.
I hereby rip off your holy comet and rank of the witch hunter and will be degraded to 2nd stable boy of the holy stables.
In addition you will complete a cleansing ceremony where you will pray at the Altar of the most holy for two sunrises while inhaling toxic incest smoke bought cheap at some corner booth outside the temple (anyone wishing to buy from there, it is called "Git Ur Reel Relix hear! Cheep Cheep, bones amung other stoff").
Now... To make sure you are not a heretic and only but the Inquisition in a bad position (which you agreed not to do when being forced into the ranks ofinexperienced witch hunters. You will be sentenced to trial by soup!
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3lol, what a good and rightous inquisitor :blush:
Fine If we can't get along WE SHALL NUKE THEM ALL!!! What we do is present my idea to the emperor and then use the nuke battery to nuke the following people:
-HE- don't like 'em Alright, makes sense
-DE- Just plain wrong Sure, but the witch elves are teh hot!
-WE- Well I've nuked the other two whats the point in not finishing the job??? Exactely
-TK-Evil mummies must die Nukes + Mummies = Fun
-HoC- Why not? Wait, your only reason for killing the bane of all existence is "Why not"!? WTF?
-Bretitand- don't like 'em Lets just threaten them and take over their land. They are kind of close, fallout might suck
-Dwarfs- Just for messing up the NC fluff ending Are we bringing back "Death To Walters" ?
-Stirland- Nobody likes them anyways
-Sylvania- The only way to kill a vampire is a 300ton nuclear warhead (or a wooden stick)
-Ogre Kingdoms- Uh... They have stinky farts
-Cathay- Teach you not to have an army book!!
-Lustria- Lets just use this as a testing ground (maybe we found a way to kill 2nd gen slanns!)
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?In short, No...
What ladies? ...they are all men...Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?In short, No...
*turns around*
Now where were we ladies... :engel:
:Ohmy: :eusa_sick: :eusa_sick:What ladies? ...they are all men...Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?In short, No...
*turns around*
Now where were we ladies... :engel:
Wyzer1, I don't think anyone is accusing you of that...I for one already have you slated away as "guilty," and I'm sure most everyone else agrees with me.uh.. no
As the Anti-Lector, I hereby subject you and the entire Inquisitorial staff to read the ENTIRE Order of the Stick Online collection by the end of today.
wait... where's the punishment part?
Remember that our inquisitors get paid per burned heretic.You have forgoten the money to be made in selling the confiscated property of the toasted! I have always found that to be much more lucrative the the per body rate. Perhaps this is why so many heretics seem to be in the upper middle class.
There are dwarf females? i thought dwarfs came out of holes in the ground...This is a common misconception owing to the tendency of Dwarf females remaining in the relative safety of the holds. It is also a misconception that Dwarf females sport beards. Rather, through my acquaintance with Two-Ton Sally I can confirm their facial hair is more akin to the stubble a man might have after a week of not shaving. I have no knowledge whatsoever how this feels as our friendship is completely platonic.
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=1lol, that guy is here! Ill let you guys figure out who it is
that guy would fit in here...
Gojo is hereby charged with the heinous crime of threadomancy by the Holy Sigmarian Inquisitorial Tabernacle (we don't abbreviate). Davido, Chumpchange, Rorrak, Fandir Nightshade, and Brother Ducat are charged with contributing to the delinquency of Min... no thats not right... conspiracy to spread threadomancy. The penalties are the same, but you can purchase an indulgence at the premium price + appropriate surcharges.
Please proceed to the inqisition office near the Count's Tavern and take your punishment Snurfs that you are.
It is high time we got back to the proper task of heretic burning.Good job Rufas, way to pull the team back together
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25)QuoteGojo is hereby charged with the heinous crime of threadomancy by the Holy Sigmarian Inquisitorial Tabernacle (we don't abbreviate). Davido, Chumpchange, Rorrak, Fandir Nightshade, and Brother Ducat are charged with contributing to the delinquency of Min... no thats not right... conspiracy to spread threadomancy. The penalties are the same, but you can purchase an indulgence at the premium price + appropriate surcharges.
Please proceed to the inqisition office near the Count's Tavern and take your punishment Snurfs that you are.
Hey, if I disband the Anti-Lector Party (won't be hard, I'm the only member) can I join? I am really big on being the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, as people already say I am! I promise not to make anymore heretical postings, and will follow all the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle-y rules. Pleeaase?? :engel:Alright, its nice to see if you finally taking an interest in
The PR guy needs to get moving ............Ill ignore the crappy Harry Potter reference, but I do like the idea of T-Shirts and posters...
Whos has the 'T'-Shirt rights, the Posters, ............
I see a series of 7 books here ..........
"The Ministry of Tragic" by J.K. Trowelling
No. Wait! I read DC. (um, er, comics? whats that? pictures and words? The two in twain should never be!)Sounds good to me, Ill make it official then
Anyhoo. Id like to mak it official if its alright by you. I think Ive found my calling.
I would like a position in the Public Relations department (or any opening you may have)
I am certain I would do well in the capacity of
Sigmar Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle: Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Really Bad Evil Rascals.
Very well, your application is pending, and shall be approved very shortly, I should imagine. Also, there is the excellent position of Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster. If you would accept the title of the P.R.I.C.K's B.I.T.C.H I would be most grateful, as I feel I will need to delegate some matters.
Deputy Inquisitors journal
Came to work.
Attended graphic design strategy meeting.
Worked on quarterly sales booklet outlining billions of dollars worth in mutual funds.
Went to the market to purchase fresh local produce.
Joined the Inquisition.
Had coffee with an attractive assistant from sales.
Ive had a full day, I think.
Lonearcher Whitescar,
2nd Lieutenant, Averland Halberds.
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes,
Office of the Public Relations Inquistor of Care and Karma
note to self: better look into when I could expect those discount coupons to Madame Rosalitas
Deputy Inquisitors journalWow, your day was better than mine!
Came to work.
Attended graphic design strategy meeting.
Worked on quarterly sales booklet outlining billions of dollars worth in mutual funds.
Went to the market to purchase fresh local produce.
Joined the Inquisition.
Had coffee with an attractive assistant from sales.
Ive had a full day, I think.
Lonearcher Whitescar,
2nd Lieutenant, Averland Halberds.
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes,
Office of the Public Relations Inquistor of Care and Karma
note to self: better look into when I could expect those discount coupons to Madame Rosalitas
Woke up late for work
Got coffee
Got stuck in traffic... Damn combines...
Went to work
Got two new people into the Inquisition
Uh, thats it I havn't left work yet... lol
My fellow inquisitors. A case has arroused my suspicion.. and think we need our full force to stop this heretic.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0)
Herr Rupert Hammerton Fraser, has done an outragerous thing. The inquisition reject all Live Acting Roleplayers and the this must be our worst case to date!
We must hunt this Rupert down and put him to trial!
Wait, is he even a member here? Does he even know this place exists? Let's just try to imagine the encounter if we do track him down...Bearing in mind that he just got married in LARping, i think that he would see this threat... quite seriously.
"Herr Rupert?"
"Uhh...yes?"
"You are under arrest for crimes against the Emperor Sigmar, and his heir, the Emperor Karl Franz. The Inqusition is here to question you."
"WTF mate? Who the hell are you guys, and why am I being 'arrested'?"
"For the Crime of...LARPing."
"And you guys are arresting me?!?!?!?!"
Grand Inquisition,Oh ya, i forgot about that...
I, Stefan Von Widmeyer have found traitors within the empire. One of them is a worshiper of Khaine and the other seeks to cover him up. I will send information in hopes that it leads to the arrest of ImperiusDominatus and Wyzer1. sigmar be with you.
Your loyal subject,
Stefan Von Widmeyer
My information as promised, http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18023.0
PS: How might i become a member? [/i]Well, we havn't turned anyone down yet so you pretty much just show even a slight interest in us :happy:
Write a clever acronym you say, well that didn't work out so well. I worked for three hours and all I came up with junk. if you can think of a whity acronym for me have at her, but i just as fine as a standard burn em at the stake Inquisitor or if you need some one in the tax Dept i can do that sort of junk. I did burn down an entire town to get my money once.lol
Well if you allow me into your order I will do my best to burn people for there crimes. :smile2:
PS: I think i'll live with Midaski hateing me, i have had worse.Ya, its kind of like being disliked by your neighbor. Its almost comical :happy:
Can I apply for the job of :Hmm... Good point! We actually havn't established an executions department!
Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments ?
I would like to take 'Divide et Impera' as my Motto. A good quartering will make most sinners repent... just before they snap under the strain of our line of questioning. If that doesn't work we'll behead, then burn the rich and burn the poor straightaway.
Inquisitors; we have found a heretic! May we burn them? (While we're at it, say 'yes' to Monty Python references :-D)Hmm, three things come to mind when I read that (and the thread in reference)
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18155.msg210065#msg210065
Comparing his-most holiness Sigmar to a simple mechanic? And the connotations... "under a greasy Valten" asking for a 3/8 wrench (creative editing my own :engel:)? What shall we do, oh most powerful overlords-of-overlordness of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace?
Ponders ............ HmmmmmmNo hang on... He's not even in the Inquisition (yet) so we can't be held responsable for his actions :biggriin: No harm done (yet) :engel:
This should be interesting - he's of dwarf ancestry - wonder how Rufas will take to his kin being accused.
Dwarfs tend to look at most things from an engineering perspective.
Wonder how stretch_135, or for that matter Unwyzer1, will cope with a grudge book entry ...............
PS: I think I'll live with Midaski hating me, I have had worse.{Spelling and capitalisation corrections free of charge.}
In fact I am surprised that we haven't had your membership modelling minis of themselves for the others to copy - then you could have an Inqusitor unit each to put on battlefields all over the world.I actually have done this... He's just not quite painted yet... Once painted I am going to post him up (hes modelled though) I have gotten some compliments from my friends regarding him
2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)
And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAS and that sounds gay.lol, I laughed so hard when I read that :laugh: And you didn't even do it right, it would be S.H.I.T.O.S.A.P but whatev
And perambulator brings up a good point as to why spelling and punctation is importnat :roll:2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)
:Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:lol
Neato
The more elaborate and original and clever the methods of execution the better :happy: Feel free to clutter the counts tavern with a thread devoted to this :biggriin: That would make it (4) threads devoted to the Inquisition Good... Good my pretties... Slowly but surely we shall take control... :engel:QuoteAnd hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAS and that sounds gay.lol, I laughed so hard when I read that :laugh: And you didn't even do it right, it would be S.H.I.T.O.S.A.P but whatev
I already added you to the roster. Welcome aboard :biggriin:And perambulator brings up a good point as to why spelling and punctation is importnat :roll:2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)
:Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:
hey Wyzer1 I would like very much to join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) thats sounds like fun. oh and by the way i have come up with 2 fun ways to kill (or harm) some one!
1) first heat up sand until it's red hot (i know just doing that sounds like fun) then, pour it all over their body. and there you have it a burnt, screaming soon to be dead person!
2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or insects eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)
And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAP and that sounds gay.
I have gone back and edited my mistakes and yes perambulator I know that my bad spelling is a problem and yes I must work on this problem and contrary to popular belief I am. also when I said shut up over and over again i wasn't sad about anything I was just joking around. so yes my spelling will be worked on.
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:
Is it heresy to want to play 'Armies of Arcana' over Warhammer?
Or is it part of the order of things to want to improve your quality of life.
Yeah, the arguement phase.... I get enough of that at home.
And lo it came to pass that Johan did gaze upon the majesty of Sigmar's land and was struck by how it had become pollutted by the unclean that did rise against His holy name, flock did he to the Inquisition and announce::::cheers:::
"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"
Johan :mellow:
"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"
In the name of Sigmar and the Inquisition, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as a Junior Inquisitor (give it like a day and you'lle be a full-Inquisitor :-D)
While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts :happy:
wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy? :-D lolWhile traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts :happy:
Ooh - please let me sign Rufas - I mean I know he's a bit scrawny, but there must be plenty of room left as you haven't got that many inquisitors.
"Nurses! - Heat up that 'Lord M' branding seal I had made"
wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy? :-D lol
And for good measure :::cheers:::
Just watch out he doesn't offer to sacrifice it though - I understand goats are far more popular than chickens, or doggies or pussies amongst senior chaos cultists
Sshhhh - well No - the 'mark' on his backside would actually put him on a par with my oxen or horses, as it's not like my official seal, or a handwritten signature. Actually given his 'normal' tastes, he'd enjoy the pain ....................
I object ! Pussies are definitely first on our list !
I mean 'Offer your pussy to the inquisition' is something I have been hearing regularly from behind the locked interrogation rooms' doors where the Senior Inquisitors question suspects of worshipping Slaanesh....
Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?
Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?
Shoot in the gut with a blank round, pull out intestines, nail intestines to tree, chase inquisitor round tree with hot poker so they disembowel themselves.
Leave as warning to others.
Can I burn him a little?
Can I burn him a little?
Allright, but just his feet then....
Alright...
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)
We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting! :engel:
Thats what I heard. You have something that they want me thinks... :Ohmy:Alright...
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)
We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting! :engel:
you mean "cool list", right?
ok, just to point out I have posted on this thread despite having not read the last 4 pages (mainly because I was not in them and are therefore not important) but just to say the inquisition got bogged down in just the kind of rhetoric and bull it was trying to eradicate. Time for an inquisition into the inquisition if you ask me!We had a cold one and made up, its cool
Lucky it will get locked before then :evil:
Lucky it will get locked before then :evil:
Ha Ha - I read Wyzer's post and thought exactly the same, before I even read yours. :icon_wink:
However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.
:engel:
However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.You see... I had read the forum stats thing before, but it wasn't until you mods brought it up that I realized that its always been my life-long dream to have the most hours logged into a forum :icon_wink:
:engel:
QuoteRegular dude unit basess (which planet are we on today???) - they're all normal Marauders (=25mm) aside from the Bearguru.
The Bearman is also a normal human-sized (=20mm) base.
:icon_question: :icon_rolleyes:
I've been doing a bit of sorting out in my games room, and my youngest son has a Chaos army he hasn't touched for 3-4 years.
I got it out on the table today.
He has a unit of 12 of the new foot marauders with flails which are on the currently correct 25mm bases, but he also has some old metal marauders.
Some have flails, and some have two handed weapons - these were mixed in the same box as Beorg's bearmen who have their axes in one hand.
All of these minis are on 20mm bases - the basic marauders should be on 25mm, but my bases chart doesn't include DoW or RoR.
You see I reckon the original box set came with 20mm bases - it was made before all the Chaos Marauders were changed to 25mm.
So where's the proof for DoW or RoR?
:engel:
Midaski is hereby charged for heresy of the worst degree. Playing a chaos army.
I've been doing a bit of sorting out in my games room, and my youngest son has a Chaos army he hasn't touched for 3-4 years.
I got it out on the table today.
Okay so the lunch break evovled into 5-6 beers after school(I am not totally unaffected right now:P).... i tried to P.I.O.M.T but they didnt know what i talked about :dry:Worth a try though huh?
Anyways back to burning Midaski.Wait before you torch him (I thought we dont go after mods because they have that ever-fear-instilling MODEDIT button of doom?) I want to hear his opinions on the "MIDASKI - Tax collector of the Apocalypse" thing
Now, the fact that your son has a chaos army is proof enough that you are a heretic and your offspring has taints of chaos..It is seen before where the children of humans are having taints and mutate in some way. To ensure that it doesnt happen again we burn the parents.
I see you locked the forum Herr Midaski.
Protocol says that when dealing with a possible heretic of high rank we need to be sure.
Therefore i will ask you a question and you have to be honest!
Are you a heretic?
Wait... am i getting money or will i have to pay you to leave the tabernacle alone?
I will not pay single dime..
You didnt answer my question though.
Oh and i off course meant topic... but the tabernacle of sollace thread is the forum to me :engel:
P.I.O.Y.T. :::cheers:::
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.Nurgle huh? I always suspected tzeentch :roll:
What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.
The taxman will never plague fair.
:engel:
well thats our confession boyos... Herr Wyzer, burn him!
Meanwhile ill go take a bath to get rid of these funny boils i've been getting
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.
What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.
The taxman will never plague fair.
:engel:
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.
What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.
The taxman will never plague fair.
:engel:
#1 Obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
It appears im the only one brave enough to stand up against you...Bravery, Stupidity... Toe May Toe - Toe Mah Toe :laugh:
And while I enjoy your fervor perambulator... No :icon_wink:
So, Midaski is off the hook (for now*) And hopefully the large sum of money donated to him, he will find his heart to find a cure to nurgles rot for our dear friend McKnight
You are not even ... Cough..... a member of the Inquisition, Perambulator... care to join Midaski
Cough...
Sigmar's grace, im getting worse.
We are the loyal servants of Sigmar, we need no watchers. We are the extension of Sigmar, do you not trust Sigmar?
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.
:happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...
You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.
:happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.
Now don't get too carried away - the way it actually works is you pay me for my support.
I've added it to your tax bill - but it is deductable termed as a 'donation'.
:engel:
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...
You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:
I think the rot is starting to set in - what passes as a brain is becoming addled. He is ranting now.
Everyone will be against him soon ...................
So what's it to be Head Inquisitor? White coat or a bonfire.
The bonfire is more likely to destroy any disease ..............
:engel:
The six holy principles
§1 of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Still you flail against my power.
Yet you also forget that I am one of the very few who can cure you ..............
.......... and this joint Head Inquisitor thing just isn't going to work - the one always trying to outdo the other, conspiring behind each others' backs to win favour with the masses.
:engel:
As for the six most holy principles, it was Midaski himself who put his name there. Corrupt as he is, he avoided any election and took power rather given to him.
You must have been misinformed. I see no Midaski in my post. It is clearly Wyzer who has fallen to Midaski's money and written him as bossman.
Did you just, in some way, imply DEMOCRACY in the INQUISITION?:icon_exclaim:
*Sigh* I feel so let down by my friendly neighborhood Inquisitor...I thought he was all about absolutes and authority, not MY opinion. :dry:
You Heretic!
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!
I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!
Let me go!
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!
I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!
Let me go!
We could stuff him full of candy, hang him from a branch and let the kids use him like a pinanta. Hey wait, he's Danish, never mind.
I think after this episode in which one of our numbers had nearly suffered the fiery fate of Chaos fiends, we at the Inquisition should take this time to reassess our resolve and renew our vigilance against temptation from the dark forces.Good idea
OK. Enough ponderin and more burnin.
Whose next to be lit?!
:ph34r:
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski. :closed-eyes:
If you have heard Rodney Carrington this will be funny:Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski. :closed-eyes:
Thank you we now like to call it cleansing due to the younger audience, lol. :biggriin:
Yes.lol
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.
Did I hear you correctly Phydox?
After McKnurights experience I would have though more care would be in order when refering to the Chancellor. :wink:
You wouldn't want to come down with a case of the phypox... :engel:
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.
Well... i won?
Still up for some sort of test. Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.
Ha ha ha ha - when have you ever seen a government bureaucrat 'changing' anything ................. just keep paying you plebs.
As to McKnurgle I say burn him.
I relent from punishing him further after 24 hours, and as a gesture of good will after some contrition from his Co-No1-Inquisitor and I then get an 'abusive' PM suggesting titled as follows:QuoteWell... i won?
Apart from the lack of capitalisation (for which I would expect Wyzer1 to burn him anyway) I find it disturbing that he can treat such a magnanimous gesture from your beloved Chancellor so badly.QuoteStill up for some sort of test. Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition.
Well how about this.
I propose we change his name again:
Question 1:
a) for a week?
b) for a month?
c) for ever?
Question 2:
a) to McKnurgle?
b) to McKnauseating?
c) to McKnasty?
or
no this one is just to horrible to contemplate - the associations suggested are just too tainted, and the symbolism of butchery and malnutrition just too horrendous ...................
oh well alright then
d) to McDonalds
If you think you have better alternatives please feel free to make them.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)
:engel:
when someone has admitted to being an elf!When did he admit to being an elf? I missed that one...
McKindling gets my vote
not him, Feanor!Oh, ok :biggriin:burncleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!
But I'm an elf so I got the diplomatic immunity thing going on.
How can one be a heretic if never professing in the same religion?
not him, Feanor!burncleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Ah, those Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor Tabanacle of Solace; how they squirm when their heretical ways are revealed for all to see.*And as I watch Warlord slowly but surely turn towards joining the ranks of the Inquisition, a slightly curled smile slips across my face*
Hows about 'McDaski'? :evil:
I reckon a week should be enough.
Then he should be burned appropriately by hisrivalscolleagues.
Our PR man comes with another great way of winning the public's favour :::cheers:::Hey Mcknight
No talking about post count
No talking about statistics
No talking about threads locking
Or you could make a torture war altar...
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"If that was a request to be added to the Inquisitorial Roster (its a piece of toilet paper with your names scribbled on it)
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"If that was a request to be added to the Inquisitorial Roster (its a piece of toilet paper with your names scribbled on it)
Then by all means :biggriin:
hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?
Huh, must have missed that memo...hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?
Well you have my permission .............
....... because members of the Inquisition have to use the spell check and use capitalisation.
Drinks are on Midaski. And we just installed a bar in the great hall (watch your step. McKnight and Rufas tend to sleep right outside the bar. They never make it back to the sleeping quarters :-DI beg your pardon! :closed-eyes: I usually find that sleeping on the bar shortens my commute back to Midaski's beer in the morning. :::cheers:::
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side? :engel:
edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side? :engel:
edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
Grand proposal Veldemere!
The 11th of November shall be the W-E official heretic smiley day and therefore no heretics may be burned today... Although torture is still allowed
Alas! The Inquisition has a smiley of its own! ::heretic::
Cheers!
:::cheers::: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/cheers.gif) :::cheers:::
:roll:
P.S. If the trend continues (calvin will understand) I dont look forward to the day we get this smiley: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/invasion.gif)
Well, today history was made
The Inquisitions first burning (and it was a mass burning to) :happy:
Be sure to check the main post for updates
Now maybe we can finally afford to buy the gold-plated toilets and that marble statue of me to put in the great cathedral hall :biggriin:
Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.
:roll:
As you can see your puny inquisition didn't manage to harm me at all.ya, whatever
My beloved Slaanesh saved me at the moment of death, and whisked me away to safety to plot my revenge.
Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.No! My statue! Those lousy incompetant Inquisitors!
:roll:
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.
It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.
Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years. I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.
It was Wyzer who made me do it! He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!
Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years. I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.huh, wow... It never donned on me till now thats the slaanesh symbol isn't it?
It was Wyzer who made me do it! He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!Huh, usually I am not the first one to respond when I get accused of heresy (Midaski's computer has an alarm that goes off)
I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle
Would you really think that Wyzer would be smart enough to be plot even such a small detail. He just couldn't remember all 4 of the dark gods... Not a sign of incompetence mind you! his speciality is supply and demand...I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle
You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:
Seems we are on to something here.
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.
It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.
Yes, and not having an avatar icon sends the same image. :evil:It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.
So does reading my name... :engel:
:::cheers:::
What about people who cant read and must rely on looking at pictures.... like wyzer... :icon_lol:
Ahh, the Inquisition. I love sneaking a peak during work just to see whats new and silly. Its like a mini-vacation.
Intelligence is a burden and our threads are as satisfying as a fart thats been kept in too long.
Question why am I the only Junior Inquisitor, have I not killed enough?You're the youngest member
16
I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle
You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:
Seems we are on to something here.
I am younger than Midaski, thats all anyone needs to know. :closed-eyes:
I can't remember about Warlord, but I don't think he is 30 yet... I thought I remembered something about that...
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!
We actually looked at your activity yesterday Midaski, we wondered why you hadn't visited the Inquisition as the first thing when you came on.
I should have mentioned, single best feature of OneNote 2007 is the network sync of a notebook between several computers. Incredibly useful! EverNote isn't bad, it's just ugly as all get out, and it's not as intuitive to use as OneNote.?? what did I miss ?? OneNote2007 is a MSOffice 2007 program? (I have it...) Which I was the advocator of MS in the first place
That's proof enough for me.
You might want to start running now Wyzer.
JOB APLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF JUNIOR LACKEY FOR THE INQUSITIONclassic! Its amazing, even in these troubled times we manage to recruit new members :happy: Consider yourself a member of the Inquisition
name:the blind knight
age:15
past experience:none(but ready to learn)
qualities:pyromaniac,no morality problems,blind loyalty to the highest bidder,wiling to burn his brother to join,owns a blowtorch,looks like a withhunter,likes to wear large hats,owns a bulldog
area of coverage:can burn anybody in eastern empire(eastern Europe)
salary:will work for food and shelter
job expectations:none
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
I'm insulted. I wouldn't dare meddle with the inquisition.Really? I detect no sarcasm in your post
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!
Where do you think all those taxes go - Some of us have our own harems. :closed-eyes:I was wondering where those Skink's got off to.
Lawyers eh Midaski? I have legal qualifications myself :) How do you think I survived so long?
Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)
Lawyers eh Midaski? I have legal qualifications myself :) How do you think I survived so long?
Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (Pulls out repeater handgun) Die chaos worshipping scum! (fires over and over again until crimspnsphinx starts twitching but is still alive) To the jails with you!
..
Sanj
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:
Greetings, my friends! To celebrate my recent appointment to Thane of Urbaz Troggdal (a suburb of Karak Hirn) by King Alrik, my family and I are hosting a 3-day party--or longer, if you wish! My father-in-law, Mordin, runs the clan's Grizzdal Tavern in Urbaz Troggdal, and he is allowing us to hold the celebration at their inn! We will have free food and ale (including Bugman's Finest and Dwarfen Gold), and we have even arranged for several caravans from Barak Varr to keep us supplied with these nourishments!
Everyone is welcome--Dwarf, Human, Elf, Ogre! My Ogre mercenaries, their families and friends will be there, and I hope Wissenlander and other friends from the Empire will join us. Elves are welcome, too! We even invite everyone who wishes to, to stay overnight--wherever they can find a place to sleep!
There will be music--especially that provided by my lovely and talented wife, Thora, and her musicians--dancing and other festivities. You can meet our family, including our wonderful children Mordin, Falgrim and Asgerd.
NOTICE TO THIEVES--Beware! We have hired some of our Dogs of War acquaintances--Konrad Richter and his Cursed Company Skeletons, reinforced with a company of Blood Dragon Grave Guards--to protect our coin-boxes and other valuables. So, do not even think about trying to rob us!
I repeat: Everyone of goodwill is welcome to come and celebrate this joyous occasion with us! Just follow the road north from Karak Hirn, and you can't miss us! We will be the ones having fun! Thank you!
?? what did I miss ?? OneNote2007 is a MSOffice 2007 program? (I have it...) Which I was the advocator of MS in the first place
I hooked up with this chick named "Snow White" on my way out :-D
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)
I dont do dwarves...sorry :happy:You don't know what your missing. :happy:
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:
a more specific reason is that i would never get time to check the forum... so it would be a waste to register :::cheers:::
We would not burn, poison, drown, or quarter you if we did not have your best interest at heart.
And there goes my heterosexuality.
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)
And there goes my heterosexuality.
I'd rather be single :) than tangle with anyone with the name two ton.
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture :icon_mrgreen:
Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture :icon_mrgreen:
Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Wow. He came willingly. I'm impressed!
:engel:
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017lol, you got me...
scroll to last drawing .............
........ Is that wyzer1 on the right ................. :icon_question:
:engel:
Happy Turkey Day (on this side of the Pond). :::cheers:::
Happy Turkey Dayu 2
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture :icon_mrgreen:
Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture :icon_mrgreen:Well thank you. Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly. If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails. Just keep at it till you faint from lack of blood, if you would be so kind.
Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors
Uh oh. Doesn't look good, Wyzer1...what! Thats what this organization was founded upon! *cough* rufas *cough*2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors
...because commission business is considered heretic as well.
Tough luck. Do a Danton (or for our eastern friends: do a Trotzki) and take it like a man.
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums tongue
Alright, this may look bad... but:
.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas icon_smile
lolRufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums :-PTo the charge that I spend too much time on this forum, I must indeed plead guilty. However to the implication that I was specifically looking for a way to get Wyzer1, I had absolutely no intention of seeking to harm our beloved leader. Rather, the information was brought to my attention by a low life snitch. I had no choice but to initiate an investigation. Don't try to wrestle the name of the sewer crawling snitch from my lips. The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.
Alright, this may look bad... but:
.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas :icon_smile:
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...Ouch
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.
Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...Hey, while we are at it...
Well thank you. Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly. If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails.
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.
Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................With Lord Midaski on the loose, one can never be sure if it is a Freudian slip or sabatoge.
:engel:
And Doop123 gets promoted... :happy:Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.
Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
I would have to oppose you. Wyzer1 was only investigating the dark powers so he could lern how to fight them better. He must not be exicuted, why not kill Crimsonsphinx insted?
They did burn me already. Luckily my god is stronger than Sigmar and saved me.right...
I now devote my time to finding out other followers of chaos powers. After all if otherfollowers of the dark gods are caught by the inquisition then it elevates me!
MehI am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................With Lord Midaski on the loose, one can never be sure if it is a Freudian slip or sabatoge.
:engel:
Wyzer, just because you burned yourself, does not get you off the diet of tripe and prune juice.
You do realise all suspects are guilty, as they wouldn't be otherwise suspects.Troops :icon_mrgreen:
The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.
The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.
Treachery! :ph34r:
As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel. However, this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.
As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.
Calvin...I've just notified the U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement to be on the lookout for a short, blond kid with a paper hat and wooden sword. He is believed to be traveling in the company of a stuffed tiger.
There are no words, mate. Shouldn't you be beating something with a hockey stick, so as to reclaim your manliness?
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel. However, this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.
As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.
actually i meant prosecutor :engel:
Trial by cake... is not accepted by the jury....
They propose another trial... trial by P.I.O.M.T. !
Wyzer1 is to drink a pint within 10 seconds. Should he not be able to do this (by throwing up or similar) then he will be giving another... and another and another, until he gets it right...
:::cheers:::
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone! Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone! Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.
True, in my day :icon_wink: even the UK girls could manage about 6 seconds, but Rufas designed it for Wyzer1 and his nationality - that's why he allowed 10 seconds.
:engel:
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone! Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood
Gentlemen, gentlemen. There is need for fighting. We are all barbaric men here. I suggest a war to be held in the chaos wastes
Welcome, After such a long and tiring war, why don't you all go take a dip in the lava pool down in the chaos wastes. After you've relaxed we can start the war........
Whats that Rosalita? You say our Lustrian exchange students are still using the spawning pool? Oops!
Well under these circumstances, I suppose that I have an obligation to assume the throne of the chaos wastes at least till the next generation of claiments reaches illegal age. It's a thankless job, but sombody doesn't have to do it.
Alright Rufas.... Lets get back on track and stop insulting his mother :engel:I would have thought fine was a good enough description really...For you? How about: Barely Breathing, Blind, Unconscious, Smashed, Mentally Challenged? :engel:
Attractive, smart, fiery :) Any other adjectives?
I have a small one (its growing...)
...I have a small one (its growing...)
I have a new sig....
@Uth - I see you got hit by the giant A's. I get it everytime I spell rufus with a 'u', thats right I just did it again, I spelt Rufus with a 'u', and he's at the Mid Atlantic bash so he can't stop me! Mwahahhaaahahaaa!!!!lol, I figured I could take a page or two from Rufus's book :happy:
:wink:
@Uth - I see you got hit by the giant A's. I get it everytime I spell rufus with a 'u', thats right I just did it again, I spelt Rufus with a 'u', and he's at the Mid Atlantic bash so he can't stop me! Mwahahhaaahahaaa!!!!that would be rufus sparkfire, the high asteemed scribe of this site. He has a very big influence(being a mod) on the forums, compared to Rufas the eccentric.
:wink:
I't not that far to the U.K. Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex. That's close to Nottingham, right? :engel:Its still outside UK so freight costs will be very high.... for one like me :icon_rolleyes:
Actually, you may just notice that this was Wyzer quoting Uth, and then emulating Rufus.Im a little surprised everyone thought Rufus did it...
Besides, anytime I see others quoting me incorrectly, I perform similar behaviour. For some reason, the 'hammer' in Warhammerlord Soth occasionally gets dropped, so someone needs to tidy it up...
But of course, Theoginist in charge of Vice, what else could it possible mean? :engel:I like my Vice Theoginist, Johann Esmer on a barded horse and embedded in a unit.
Until now I never noticed that "Vice Theogonist" is quite ambiguous... Huss would call him that as well, probably, though with another meaning.
untill this topic I had no idea there was two people in this forum with the name Rufas (or Rufus).well, it was nice knowing you :wink: (I just assume Rufus will ban you shortly :-D )
If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
I't not that far to the U.K. Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex. That's close to Nottingham, right? :engel:Its still outside UK so freight costs will be very high.... for one like me :icon_rolleyes:
Thats why I will have Wyzer buy me some and send them together with the cake he promised me... :engel:
4 hours later i get a call. The whole place flooded, my apartment had 4 inches of water in it
If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
My sympathy is with you Wyzer1.well, I burnt my arm on my oven... And I just claim it looks like a twin-tailed comet
Too bad a twin tailed comet didn't hit your apartment...
Then you would be W-E's chosen?
If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:And rufus will make you pay. Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable? :evil:
Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable?
Quote from: WarlordDon't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable?
:Ohmy: Ohmy!! :ph34r:
What exactly did Midaski do to McNurgle? I always thought him to be all nice and stuff, but... there is no McNurgle on this board... anymore?
:eusa_sick: ::heretic::
Your PM is afraid to summon Midaskis Wrath down unto himself
Nothing happened!
:engel:
Although I am pretty sure you just said you wanted me killed... :-P
See, everyone loves and misses you General!
I hope for all our sakes that you do in some of your spare time post on here. Likes others have said, we spot you on the "Who's Online" however you rarely poke your writing stick on the boards to contribute.
It doesn't take much to write the odd post... hell just look at some of the stuff those inquisitor types 'contribute'.
:engel:
* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....
Our current recordholder is Wyzer1 who turned a topic off topic from the second reply in the topic :-D* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....
Didn't take long... :roll:
Here we go....
:engel:
Also the topic is on the US elections which plainly have nothing to do with politics in any way a reasonable society would recognise it.Excellent point Herr Veldemere. I withdraw my accusations.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead! :ph34r:
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.
Find an avatar of your wooden leg :biggriin:
Phil
Character Injury chart
2 Severe Injury.The controlling player may choos to lose a arm (-2 WS, no two hand weapons or shields) or a leg (movement halved)
3 Battered! Character suffers a permanent -1 toughness
4 Head Wounds! Character now suffers from stupidity
5 Loss of an eye! -2 to Ballistic Skill
6-8 Beaten Down! Character will be at half attacks for the next two campaign turns and is then fully recovered.
9 Old War Wound. -2 to the characters Initiative
10 Leg injury. -1 to Movement characteristic
11 Lost Hand. (replace with a hook!) The character may not carry a Great Weapon, but may still carry a shield
12 Impressive scars! The hero now causes Fear
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!But they would all be heretics, and could not be trusted
Reading the topic on why Empire soldiers always get beaten up and the mention of Warhammer online or Warhammer Age of Reckoning.
Maybe we of the inquisition or maybe the whole W-E should gang up and make our inquisition in the game as well!
We dont all need to be witch hunters of course!
Wanna join? :-D
My friends dog eat his Dwarven lord on a shield... its made of pewter. What the hell is wrong with animals?
My mounted Archaon... fully painted... fell to the floor after my cat spotted it sitting a little too close to the edge of the table.
Likewise my mounted Lord of khorne on a juggernaut met the same fate. Maybe she is telling me something....
Phil
Edit: Philly... why dont you just upgrade? or are you trying to be the last known human being to have a 56k dial up?
My friends dog eat his Dwarven lord on a shield... its made of pewter. What the hell is wrong with animals?
My mounted Archaon... fully painted... fell to the floor after my cat spotted it sitting a little too close to the edge of the table.
Likewise my mounted Lord of khorne on a juggernaut met the same fate. Maybe she is telling me something....
Phil
I'm sorry, did you say Khorne??!!??! This is seeming might-suspicious-like even for the ranks of the Revival....
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!But they would all be heretics, and could not be trusted
Now back to business.
It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal :happy:
Well it looks like something happend when I was away,
Also, High Inquisitor McKnight what are your recommendations?
that's betterNow back to business.
It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal :happy:
Well it looks like something happend when I was away,
Also, Big Shit McKnight what are your recommendations?
As for the 40K models, I recently moved from an area where I played with a great group of WFB players. Where I am now, there is pretty much only 40K players. Ergo, the black legion army. However, once I infiltrate the group I hope to get them started on real warhammer... Shh!He's our man, guys!
This is not particually specific. Life in the Empire for a working class peasant is a lot better than one in Bretonia.http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20294.msg242857#msg242857
Also, most chaos warriors are actually humans. They are double hardcore.
Convert to chaos, embrace ws5, s4 and t4!
First i thought you were talking about the model and i thought: "Thats not new"... then i thought it could be the something in the text because you Spelled Sigmar wrong, Perambulator (you will have to pay a fine for that btw).
And I refuse to go on some crusade for the amusement of a shark...
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?
I have no idea what you are talking about... :engel:
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan. :wink:Sigmar! Master chose me! "happy-dance"
New Inquisitorial Job:With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan. :wink:Sigmar! Master chose me! "happy-dance"
Ok, master. I'm preparing to my electoral campaign to get the job.
I just hope that the Inquisition will make sure that any new appointments are aware that being an Inquisitor requires some professionalism.
Particularly new Inquisitors with short 'nicks' who seem to be trying to make posts with the fewest letters possible in them, and an avatar of a great British actor who would be turning in his grave at the quality of spelling and use of 'typing shorthand' associated with his picture.................
One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too.
:engel:
I don't quite get that.
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire! TOgether with burning witches and all that.I don't quite get that.
A clear example of the ineptitude rampant within the Inquisition.
I move it be disolved, and all it's assets and land be evenly distributed to me.
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire!
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...
Now, that's the third reference to me today! I have nothing to do with this! Why drag a reference to me into it? :unsure:
You see... some people around here do have really long sticksYou see... i usually look peoples eyes, not their codpieces. Still having bad dreams about Powder Monkeys rant about imperial sized codpieces.
Haven't you seen our codpieces? :roll:
Thank you. I think so too.
QQ3: I love your sig. That's one of the best lines ever, and definitely the highlight of that movie.
Thank you. I think so too.Great. Now can you answer my question?
From what movie is it.
And wis, why do you deserve a fate of burning? Surely you must know...
WE NEED NEW BLOOD
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however
Is it a war if there is only one side?
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however
Is it a war if there is only one side?
Be quiet!
I'm trying to be pretentious.
yes...that sounds like a REAL good idea. Anyway, how on earth did you manage 200+ posts in like a week? Seriously! Demon! ::heretic::
Anyhow, I better be off to train some 10 year old kiddos how to throw a javelin :)
This actually was the 1000th post in the inquisitorial topic... :ph34r: You need to give it a rest.
The consolidation is better than 80% good
Yeah. The consolidation is better than 80% good. We have excellent Mods here.
Offroad: perhaps by complain you meant "insightfully comment" :D
I'm going to rename the inquisition thread as 'all about rufus.'
And Wyzer... don't poke the bear...Was the bear reference because he weilds the power of a bear or because he hibernates(posts) like a bear :roll:
:wink:
I'm going to rename the inquisition thread as 'all about rufus.'
LOL - Classic - absolute classic ................ :biggriin:
So, on the current topic:He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot. :engel:
who is this guy rufus?
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them? I mean why are all of these new topics being posted. Slow down I can't keep up with them all...
:unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.
:engel:
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them? I mean why are all of these new topics being posted. Slow down I can't keep up with them all...
:unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.
:engel:
Lawyers... :icon_evil:
Grumble, grumble...
Phil
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his nameSo, on the current topic:He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot. :engel:
who is this guy rufus?
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his nameSo, on the current topic:He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot. :engel:
who is this guy rufus?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm) :-PI don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his nameSo, on the current topic:He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot. :engel:
who is this guy rufus?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm) :-PI don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his nameSo, on the current topic:He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot. :engel:
who is this guy rufus?
:wink:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm) :-PI don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his nameSo, on the current topic:He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot. :engel:
who is this guy rufus?
:wink:
Sarcasm can be difficult to grasp in written form.
Well, well, well, pages of frivolous posts containing little more than smileys and little substance...and yet you all keep coming back :happy:
The Inquisition thread is like the tide, it always comes back in a predictable fashion... :dry:
Phil
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.
Very accurate. Belgian schools aren't as bad as I thought, looking at all the lame jokes. which you have about Dutch people
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.
Strong as steel, some would say...
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.
Strong as steel, some would say...
I'm as hard as steel
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.
Strong as steel, some would say...
I'm as hard as steel
I've got a ball of steel
But does a fanatic have a two of them?Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.
Strong as steel, some would say...
I'm as hard as steel
I've got a ball of steel
So does a goblin fanatic....
Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).That's because heretics have secretly infilitrated in to key positions inside the inquisition. (That's right, your beloved leaders worship chaos. Secretly of course, but still...)
This thread confuses me, that could be though that I have only read the first page and the 44th and 45th.
Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).
So, basically you're saying that the posts gathered in here are like a particularly funny shaped appendicitis?
We do not worship Chaos....Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).That's because heretics have secretly infilitrated in to key positions inside the inquisition. (That's right, your beloved leaders worship chaos. Secretly of course, but still...)
We do not worship Chaos....
Nurgle is just plain gross, who in their right mind would worship him?
Khorne is just too blunt, nothing to gain from worshipping him...
and Tzeentch has tentacles and other weird things, no worshipping him either
'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh... :icon_rolleyes:
'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:So, you know about it too... I thought we could keep it a secret. :dry:
I don't know. I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres. ::heretic:: I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh... :icon_rolleyes:
]I don't know. I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres. ::heretic:: I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.
Now you have done it. You have gone and scared our local slaneesh loving chaos lover.I do not think Crimson was scared
Been kind of quiet around here lately, but I can assure you the Tabernacle is still growing limbs
We aim to please :wink:
Eitherway reading the last 2 pages of this thread has had me in stitches.
Considering I'm the only one who's going to be home tomorrow until Friday (6 person family and 3 are overseas and 2 on school camps...) I may be lonely enough to trawl through it all.Not all of it is entertaining
What have you done wyzer?Whatever could you mean?
Well, maybe the tile and your avatar....wow, if you think thats bad wait till you look at our homepage.... (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.0)
Yay I'm sigged! A new achievement!
M'LordWhat? I Feel fine...
You look a bit strange...
Your complexion is rather sickly...
( whisper to Obi: quick, let's tie him down)
M'lord High Inquisitor,
What is that bulge in your pants ? One might think you are growing a third leg, if one didn't know you to be above suspicion of mutation.
Thy = you and thou = your, right? Or is it the other way round.
A poll ?Ah, good idea
Considering you started a campaign to burn me (on numerous occasions) I say burn the heretic! Down with Wyzer, harumph, harumph, harumph!lol
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...Offroad! Say it ain't so!
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...Offroad! Say it ain't so!
It would be cool if they were not pink.
why oh why are they pink?!
Man...Slaanesh? You had to pick the crappy Chaos god?As my avatar suggests there was a reason it was Slaanesh....
O yea I'm l :icon_eek:king...(see I'm staring)
Now now, backing away from your newfound god so soon....
Great stuff.
My wife has laid a curse upon you for providing the link though...
That's no matter, is it? She's no witch, I hope. Or else you would've burned, would you not?
I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
Read my answer to Obi's post...
no calling it even yet...
I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
What a strange twisted place this thread is... shouldn't it be locked again by this point?Hey?!
Phil
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:Indeed that is the case, a sad day when the mighty Inquisitors fall. I cannot believe they tried to frame a High Inquisitor to look like a Slaanesh worshipper
Thats illegal.He didn't say what movie it was
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:Indeed that is the case, a sad day when the mighty Inquisitors fall. I cannot believe they tried to frame a High Inquisitor to look like a Slaanesh worshipper
Foolish, truly foolish :engel:
A beastman rushes in from the hallway wrapped in a towel.Lord Karnik will be pleased with the new ammo. :engel:
"Stay your axe viking! Can you not see this man has given himself over to the great Slaanesh? See how he has stapled lamb teats to his chest in some cruel mockery of feminine beauty?"
The beastman deficates in his hand, flings it at Obi, then flees while twisting his nipples.
It could have been a home-made porno or something, which is not illegal to download. Well.... it might not be
And thats what my guess was :roll:
Apparently humors of the death of this thread had been greatly exaggerated...Indeed
Seriously, I got really angry when I found it had been removed. Angry and really insulted by the mods. I want to know why on Earth that was removed? Truly. Since I see no reason for removing these post, and not the rest of it!
I want an official explanation! NOW!
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!
* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.
That would be Desk 5 at the Pink Goblin. I'm sure a certain Wizard named Rufas would be interested in having a little chat with you before you go out crusading :-D
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!
* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.
These two may be impossible...
Order of conduct!
* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.
Mathi... when did you fill out a membership application? You have no authority here.
Offroad is classified.
Wyzer... we need to clean up this mess. All inquisitors, meet me in our super secret hiding room for a talk of behaviour in our chapter house. All beastmen go to the yard outside. Crazy rouge sigmarites, go pray in the church.
Trying to make me laugh? Yeah, good luck with that.
Any time I post in here, of course! :icon_razz:
Well this is it my foolish attepmt to destroy the inquisition that will get no replies whatsoever. We are an elite group of warriors who will one day bring the TRUE word of reason to this realm.Obviously a heretic! I suggest a dishonourable discharge after the mission to buy marshmallows, which we can roast when he burns.
Well Mathi, Offroad is a stubborn opponent of the inquisition but we just cant seem to nail him...
Oh well....
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats
Also, consider yourself nailed... now to get an even bigger hammer.. Ghal-Maraz, where are you ?
What are we; GW?
I object !Have somebody read his background on the help forum...I mean... he's saying that two witches always accompanies him to please him...He's not a saint.
Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...
Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...
I object !
Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...
Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...
http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/experiment626_01/?action=view¤t=Picture002.jpg1. The guy is clearly playing 40k.
But Warlord doesn't live in Hong Kong does he? And he wasn't slain either!
You must consult the BIGSHITS for that. Anyhow: Thank you rufus! We all owe you one: so put a couple on the inquisition's tab, in stead of the old boring Midaski one. Also, I think you have more right to a seperate church than Midaski beacus of this! And Alex, I also offered to burn someone. So now we have two contestants: offroad and Hellborg. I know he somehow tried to buy a flail, but my sources at the Pink Goblin's office say he has never been there...And, of course, experiment 626. He must burn!
I need a hug.
No!
Slaaneshi corruption in the air!
maybe you lot could find it in your stone cold hearts to allow a new member to join?Stone Cold hearts?
Offroad- I don't remember why.
I think before anything is done for the empire again, GW needs to work on the other model ranges. especially those that have only one plastic set, like dark elves. we empire players already have one of the most plastic sets in the GW range and were even getting more this summer, so lets wish for better looking dark/high spearelves!
This should be plenty reason to burn you :I think before anything is done for the empire again, GW needs to work on the other model ranges. especially those that have only one plastic set, like dark elves. we empire players already have one of the most plastic sets in the GW range and were even getting more this summer, so lets wish for better looking dark/high spearelves!
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It's Getting Hot in Here...
So Take Off All Your Clothes...
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What are you guys staring at. Don't you all have third nipples and a tentacle in your stomach?
Oh, and i have both Steam tank and Walter to bring! :happy: All painted and nice! :happy:
And a few cannons for Brionne and a hellstorm for his Bards!
Shadowwolf
I will be recieving confessions form now on.
Am I dead?Don't ask us. Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.
AnywayDo you mean this? (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/hunter.gif)
(gun smilie) (gun smilie) (gun smilie)
(gun smilie) Obi (gun smilie)
(gun smile) (gun smilie) (gun smilie)
Well it's up to Calvin to actually make this post make any sence
Sanj
Am I dead?Don't ask us. Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.
Ah, jlutin! I am very generous as this is my first day at the office!
No forms needed today! :biggriin:
Had anything to confess? :engel:
Am I dead?Don't ask us. Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.
hes playing guitar hero right now...
So why is this anti-inquisition thread still going when the actual inquisition thread hasn't had a post in ages?:icon_arrow: ::heretic::
Just asking.
Phil
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*YAY!
Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell. Consigning him to the purity of the flames is the only way to insure the safety of his soul!
Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell.
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*
Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
BRA
I've never been called elite before. I may have to go take a lie down. :-oSiberiues, you're right, go lie down
Lame!
and, I dont know where you get you vision of hell, but you will certainly not get chicks
"It's better rule in hell than serve in heaven"
Shouldnt we burn somebody?
This place is just a mess.
Well this was a mess until some mods thought it was a dump to toss everything useless in it
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.
Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.
Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.
Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.
That actually explains alot. All the apathy and angst I mean ;)
Phil
I'm glad you joined the site to rant about a dead Rat. I call the Inquisition on you for being a Skaven Apologist.
-Grutch
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).Wait, why? :engel:
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).Wait, why? :engel:
A cat rhyme was made about Philly, 'bout Philly:cry:
He said to his wife they are silly, are silly
she did not agree
"the fault lies with thee"
she said and now a sad man is he, is he
Joy of Joys! The Inquisistion is vindicated! The heresy has been corrected!Hah! Now our true power has been revealed! [insert evil laugh here]
Mathi, I don't think investigation is needed here. It's time for a marshmallow on a stick-party and I already cut down some wood.
( ................... and I wear Rufas's Cap all the time).
I stand before you, a pround and loyal follower of Sigmar. I wish to aid you in your fight.. to help burn and purge the tainted heretics with our might empire!hmm... I'm not so sure about you...
:Ohmy:
I stand before you, able to spell War Altar, with my sword of justice and shield of faith. What say you? ::heretic::
Get an avatar and a signature :wink:
*Calls down blessing of Sigmar and walk out through the flames.
Marienburg is nest of sinners that will be purged one way or the other. I am certain this will occur in the near future.I suppose the 21st of July :)
This really is necessary unless you are jlutin, and then a capitolized first letter isn't even needed.
Phil
...I'm not sure how many people are going to be peeved that I'm bringing this particular model up, being new and having only read the General Tactics, which seemed to be rather against this model in particular. But, due to an inside joke, I want the horse part of the model. I'm wondering if anyone's saw it up close and know how the pieces align. Is the horse its own separate piece from the engineer? I want to replace the engineer with a Captain with normal mount legs, but am wondering how difficult it'd be.
You're relatively new here, but for some crimes that is no excuse:
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Any other questions?
Empire Cybermen FTW :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall:
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sheeesh
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So can I finally be included?
I was really hoping they'd kill of KF.Burn him, Milords!
what online test should it take? I know, the what kind of Ice Cream Flavour you would be, one!
Is this thread immortal?
Is this thread immortal?How can you ask such thing? Of course, we're immortals, and there will be no stupid spartans in tanga to prove the contrary!
Is this thread immortal?Its as immortal as the idiocy that drives it, so its probably got a few miles to go yet...
Hey, could anybody tell me what this thread is all about? :ph34r:Read the first two and the last four.
I simply refuse to read 1100 posts and 44 pages to figure it out...
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:
Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:
Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:
Whoa now! Why am i being burned again?
Use his prayers to protect Wissmont from the unholy powers of Slaanesh used by the Spiney creature.So it comes to this, the high-and-mighty inquisition has gone so far up its own backside that it congregates to blaspheme the other true gods of the Imperial Pantheon. The church of Manann is united in its condemnation of the Vile blasphemer Mathi Alfblut. You think Sigmar can save you from the wrath of the sea god? Only a fool would so blindly follow one deity as to ignore any of the others, let alone infer a connection between the exalted Manann and the cursed powers of chaos.
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Now, such a negative look on the matter is not appreciated. Khorne will never win from us. As punishment you shall undergo the trial by cake. And no, it's not a lie.
First of all, I am not an inquisitor per se, but their spiritual guide. Second, it was you, so-called-priest, that refused to admit your guilt and maintained you where of the church of Manann. Now, we must be on our watch for infiltration into that cult by chaos cultists, due to your frequent contact with foreign cultures and most of all norsemen. The fact that you have not condemned the vile deen of cutthroats and pirates that are Marienburg shows that you are getting corrupted.
Your playing with that trident cause us no harm, since we are servants of Sigmar and under his protection. For the second, some here have pathetically tried to claim Ulrics protection. Well, he will give you no respite since I am born in Ulric country and respect him.
Accept your punishments as they have been dealt and ponder your crimes, better to make amend for them. Continued hostility toward the sanctioned Imperial inquisition will not do you any good.
However, you are also attempting to cause me harm in my own church, the church of St. Midaski and in the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.
Did you honestly think you could harm me?
You will get a chance to prove yourself Spiney. Show us that the Church of Manann is a true church, and not just some lipservice to the money. I have punished deviant Sigmarite priest together with Luthor Huss for lesser offenses!
Show that you have passion and frevour worthy of true cults and conduct an honest and true purge of Marienburg! And if the Burgomeister protest you simply execute him for alliance with the Dark powers, for there can be no other reason why a true and faithful servant of the true gods would oppose a holy purge.
Nonsense, I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate , so Manann is on MY side. closed-eyesYou're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!
All my thanks to Mathi who saved my life. I'll double my taxes given to you, father.
And I suggest to close the entering to our Order, cause one day there'll be more inquisitors than heretics. And than Civil War will erupt...
And Khorne will be the only winner.
I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediatelyYou were never in our ranks.
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy, only that he is believed to be Mannan's war aspect. And while giving some money to the Mannannite church each time I go to sea, I'm a true Sigmarite.
You're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!
And you rescued his miserable backside Mathi! I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately, aside from anything else piracy is forbidden by Imperial law, I'd hate to think that the Church of Sigmar could actively support such activity. The reference to Khorne also makes his true allegiance quite plain, I suggest a true inquisitor burn him right away.
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy,
And Midaski isn't saintly, he's holey.
Yuck. Anyhow, my padawan, I suggest you move to Hochland. The people there also have spelling issues...
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*
His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*If you are not here to kill us
His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*
I wish to join your ranks. Enemies and heretics be damned. I want them all purged from our lands! I have sigmar's favour with heart and hand and sword and shield I will defend the empire from the foul force abundant in this world!
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*
Dont mind the beastmen roaming the halls... they won't hurt you if you don't hurt them
And the cats cries, just try to ignore them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c
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*Looks suspiciously toward the newcomer.Well, it's good we have young Rian in the hospital, We need a good soprano, and they tend to outgrow the part so fast. The surgeons say there is a quick and simple procedure to keep him sing the high notes indefinitely. Young Rian has shown such a desire to serve the Inquisition that he certainly won't mind. Right?..... Rian?..... I didn't know the boy could run so fast.
Ah, young and eager, great promise. Hmm... but does he have the stamina needed? Does he have the strength of will needed? I suggest he should also serve as a choirboy in the Church of... darn, now that Midaski have officially claimed he is not a saint we need to find a new name for the Church. Bugger...
Anyway, the Inn that lies in the cellar of the hospital of St. Rufus has yet to be named properly. I think Midaski's cellar would be fitting.
I didnt know the Inquistion was so rife with homo-erotic humoour :mellow:To be fair Philly isn't exactely apart of the Inquisition...
................ but we take good jokes wherever we can get them :laugh:
Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.I think we could manage that, what's the name of your ship Alexander de Wissont?
Ah, but the problem with the churchs new name still remains. Anyway, can I have my choirboy?For that comment alone, by all that is good and pure you should be chained to a cannonball and thown over the side, just because the church of Sigmar is based on the catholic church of history doesn't give you the right to emulate some of their worst faults.
Sigmar's Holy International Trading Ship :biggriin:Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.I think we could manage that, what's the name of your ship Alexander de Wissont?
To be fair Philly isn't exactely apart of the Inquisition...
Comfort yourself with the thought that it is a sign of great minds thinking alike....
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context :engel:
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context :engel:
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?
What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
Just go back 46 pages - you didn't miss anything ................
Wait, we have a new guy?What do you mean 'we'. You're a heretic. You do not belong with us.
And he's funny?
What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
Can sumbody burnt twice in two pages? I doubt. :biggriin:
Wait, we have a new guy?What do you mean 'we'. You're a heretic. You do not belong with us.
And he's funny?
What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
Watch out so you do not loose your head. I heard someone was inventing a magnificently efficient headchopper, wait... it was called guillotine or something... funny, sounds like your name... :Ohmy:I would like to point out, that as efficient as this new fangled guillotine may be, it would wreck havoc with Nordland's long standing plans to clear more acreage for food crops by meeting the Inquisition's demands for high quality firewood. This new invention could result in a drastic spike in unemployment among wood cutters, lengthen the que for peasant homesteads, provide hiding spots for feline molesting beastmen, not to mention put a strain on MY financial holdings.
Every army can create some form of "uh oh" unit. Even Skaven, although the rats are the weakest there. The most common cause of that reaction from Empire is the War Alter, not the steam tank. Of course that is a character, which may not be what you meant. Most severe reactions involves dangerous characters, even if joining a dangerous unit. Blood Knights are bad news. Blood Knights joined by a Lord and a BSB are a whole different level of bad news.A heretic found. So, Rufas, how should we punish him?
While it is the absolute truth that Sigmar rose to divine status, it is an assault to all reason that Lord Midaski, whom is not fit to serve as Sigmar's spittoon, could hope of achieve true divinity. It is well known that the Lords of Chaos often tempt the powerful with the delusion of divinity. Those who follow this path, have a minuscule chance to obtain the status of a minor Daemon serving the great Daemon Lords in some demeaning capacity. But the vast majority of these fools will end up as mindless spawn or worse as a kitten in the presence of PhillyT.As it follows Sigmar is the only man ever to rise to divinity but is it possible that it can happen again ..........
I'm hoping it will .....................
Every army can create some form of "uh oh" unit. Even Skaven, although the rats are the weakest there
Of course there are ratmen.. called Skaven!... And its our job to kill them if they interfere with our work...
Lord Miidaski is ignoring the summmons. Further proof of his guilt.
Nice looking army (even if it is comprised of Averlanders :icon_razz: ).
I really like the War Alter.Nice! I like the look of the vehicle being used. It seems very fitting to call this a war alter. I can imagine the priest using this on holy days while the army is on the move or before an impending battle giving a last service as the morning light dawns behind the priests shoulders. :icon_cool:Your war alter creation inspired my writing, and when I get around to doing one for my army, your's will be inspirational in how I create mine. Feel free to use the writing in your fluff. :icon_wink:::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Nice character, though!
Just to be on the safe side ya know.. burn first and ask questions later
- following the last Mid-Atlantic Bash jibes, it must also be particualrly galling that the Western European Two-Day Bash is now looking at an attendance of some 15 members.
One gentle push from my finger and you and the whole tabernacle are gone for ever .............
Listen you scrawny excuse for a mage/general - you don't summon me. :icon_evil:But I notice that you came anyway.
One gentle push from my finger and you and the whole tabernacle are gone for ever .............The Inquisition is immortal. If you burn it it will be rebuilt bigger and better than ever.
The Chief Justices would throw your petition out anyway as you have summoned someone who I doubt even exists - what sort of scribes have you got working for you if you cannot even prepare the paperwork properly. :icon_rolleyes:Your non-existence would be a source of great joy to the oppressed taxpayers of the Empire. Certainly you can do better than this.
Actually I suppose "Lawyers R' US" is struggling at the moment:Mommy! Midaski is denigrating my profession again! Oooh! I can do better than that:
- the property market has crashed in Nordland - all that sub-prime timber they use,Timber prices are doing quite well now that we have established that Guillotine can't toast a proper marshmallow.
- Madame R's is probably struggling as most Marienburgers are wetting their knickers and too scared to raise a glass let alone anything else :icon_wink:Your just jealous because you've been banned. We've got 25000 kegs of Bugman's XXX in the cellar.
- you must fear for your well-being since Larry, Moe etc were turned into a stew.Moe, Larry Curly and Shemp are alive and well. You really should attend to Otto & Max. I would not tolerate servants who lie so easily. My Customer Service Ogres have traveled east to attend to some family business. My last letter from Moe indicates that they intend to relocate their kin to Nordland to serve in Theodoric's Army (for a price). They will be coming through Kislev and would be happy to pay respect to your ashes.
- you keep getting your ass handed to you byWe stand at one massacre, two losses and a draw. We will see what happens latter this month. At least I don't wet my pants at the mention of Thorek.SuzyDendo - you had better make sure you decline any challenge from Wiss' Wife, that would just be too embarrassing.
- following the last Mid-Atlantic Bash jibes, it must also be particularly galling that the Western European Two-Day Bash is now looking at an attendance of some 15 members.A valid point. But one beyond my control.
- and finally I hear Two-Ton Sally has consulted Perambulator about suing you for defamation to the tune of $2 million as she insists she is and only ever has been 1.76 tons.Sally knows this is just a term of endearment, In reality she is only somewhat over 500 pounds excepting that incident with Cathayan food during the Nemesis Campaign. However, your accusation that she is 1.76 tons is clearly actionable.
As to your pathetic accusations - I see no evidence that will stand up to any scrutiny.In the context of the thread it is clear that you were not talking about Sigmar's return. Indeed, any that know you for the egotistical, greedy, deluded, power hungry, megalomaniac you are can only interpret this phrase to express your secret desire to achieve divinity or more likely deamonhood.
Indeed it could be more easily interpreted either as a desire to see Sigmar himself rise again, or for a new hero of the Empire to appear and finally crush all our enemies and then ride off into the sunset and achieve his true recognition - a true Son of Sigmar.
Your assumption I was talking personally is twisting speculation to the limit and indeed I am somewhat disheartened that the Inquisition has not considered an internal investigation over this sort of sedition. McKnight seems to be the only one aware of the dangers, but you chose to ignore his warning of incurring my wrath. It's a pity certain other Inquisitors are so easily swayed by your insane rantings. I doubted its competence from the beginning and always felt that it was open to infiltration and corruption by evil forces.Your longstanding feud with the Inquisition is merely a ploy to cover your tracks as you go about worshiping your chaos inspired deeds. You have clearly cowed McKnight, or as you refer to him as McNurgle. However, once you are safely burned we shall have him flogged and cut off his beer ration in order for him to do penance.
Evidence that led to the summons.As it follows Sigmar is the only man ever to rise to divinity but is it possible that it can happen again ..........I'm hoping it will .....................
Further evidence of his divine/daemonic aspirations.For you, it's not enough that Mathi adores you as a saint? :happy:...... but someone has to start the process off ..........
I did have some nightmarish visualisations.Often the first sign of possession by Chaos.
because I have two thumbs, 8 fingers and 4 very flexible toes ..............Mutations hidden by his blue suede shoes.
Listen Beast Boy if he got hit by one of my guys with a magic sword he'd have some puss oozing from a wound .....Possession of a magic sword from Nurgle.
(Midaski is just hoping there will be new marauder.. armies)Evidence of his direct threat to the Empire.
but my 12 year old nephew has joined a club at his school and I found him some Chaos Space Marines buried in a drawer.Evidence of ties to Chaos from beyond the planet.
Am I the only one who thought "Space Invaders"Obviously related to the rumors of a invasion of these "Space Marines" next summer". Also Evidence of Midaski's unusually advanced age.
Oh and McKnurgle needs to just to remind himself what the 'beer arrangements' are .....................Evidence of Midaski's coercion of the brave McKnight
When the glorious forces of Kislev deign to visit Nordland this summer, we will be bringing our own superior timber with us, and you Nordlanders should remember you are just junior hangers-on in the League of Free Traders, and speak when you are spoken to, and jump when my Boyars give you orders ...............We'll show you how good Nordland Timber is!
Since even the sun have spots, so must even Midaski have, since he is no saint, but that does not make him less venerable. Hence, the name of our church is slightly changed, to The Church of the venerable Midaski.Yet more evidence that the Inquisition has been penatrated by Midaski's minions.
Volkmar also expresses grave concerns about the Tabernacles attempt, and most of all by Rufas, too use the tabernacle for political aims, trying to level false accusation against Midaski, the great friend and ally of Karl Franz and our beloved Empire.It is a sad thing that the minions of Chaos move among the highest circles.
As Minister Arbites, it is my duty to place you under arrest, Rufas. And yes... Volkmar prescribed that you are tried and found guilty according to standard court procedure. You may skip your plea for innocense since you are obviously guilty. And even if you where innocent, it does not prove anything, anyway.I laugh at your Trial by Marshmallow
Then you are to be paraded through the streets, your crimes read aloud by heralds for the people to hear, and you are finally to be put to death using a method he heard about and found it might be worth a try, he called it trial by marshmallows...
Rufas, as I am a priest of Sigmar, and know that you is a man that will realize your sins and regret them, I feel I must show mercy and give you a more lenient sentence. So I shall skip the court, and the city walk. So in the spirit of mercy and mildness, and for the greater good, we shall burn you right here. Sigmar have mercy on your soul!
Bring forth the torch, Soth!
Rufas... Drop the case...There there, Midaski's burned, now go back to your cell and flog yourself.
Either that or I'm forced* to ask you to leave the 'Nacle
*Forced by Midaski
*Crawls back behind Midaski*
Anyone heard the phrase, "History Repeats Itself" ?
Rufas, the Mcknurgle inccident wasn't that long ago... Surely you have no forgotten the unholy and gruesome fate that befalls all of Midaskis advisaries...
*sigh*
*pulls of chair to watch*
Fight!!!!!
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
:::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
::heretic:: :::cheers:::Midaski :::cheers::: ::heretic::
:::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
I must admit to being tempted Wyzer (there's a free one to misquote :icon_wink:)Ah, a nice quote indeed... but I kind of like mine so Ill stick with it for awhile (especially with the recent 'update' :engel: )
Things Deemed "Heretical":
* Spelling "War Altar" As either Walter, or War Alter. Waltar is acceptable although you will be treated with suspicion
* Dressing as any of the characters from any of the games (aka LARPing)
* Threadomancy (Instant "Marshmellow on a stick" treatment as Rufas so elegantly put it)
* Calling Midaski "Grandpa"
* Posting in colours other than the proper black
* Bearing a Mark of Nurgle, Khorne or Tzeentch
Roughass the Burned is nice and all, but I thought naming him rufus the eccentric would have an even greater effect.... :roll:
I stand with Rufas, a proud member of the inquistion; a member who has proved his worth by burning many heretics; the member who has put forward a structured and logical arguement against Midaski!
HAHAHHA! or something. That was funny.
A quick prayer to Sigmar and all those beers bought on my tab are suddenly showered all over your sub-prime timber.
Now was that divine intervention, or what .............
:engel:
Posting in blue text is clearly heretical, as well as being incredibly annoying.My thoughts exactly. GMTA, eh?
Now, Rufas and Rian, what do you have to say for yourselves ?I stand by my accusations with the proof already preseted! Midaski is tainted by Chaos.
Wyzer forgets the source of his fire wood. But throwing on three kegs of Bugman's was a tactical error.][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][::heretic:: : ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][
And just why was Wyzer not burnt in the process... damnit...Well I was if you look at it :biggriin:
:engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel:
:engel: :engel: Wyzer1 :engel: :engel:
:engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel: :engel:
May the angels guide you to heaven... real soon.
hmm I was needlessly burnt at the stake...
philly, crimson, siberius, notts. I offer my services to you and your masters.
So we should burn rufas for supplying us with inferior wood?
hmm I was needlessly burnt at the stake...
philly, crimson, siberius, notts. I offer my services to you and your masters.
See....SEE we were right all along. Ben was accused of Heresy, burnt at the stake yet he still posts.
Clearly he is an undead abomination.
Well, that or someone didn't use Nordland's finest and got some cheap, weak elf wood.
My wood was of the highest quality.
Midaski's :closed-eyes:My wood was of the highest quality.
Borrowed somebody's rod of Viagra, did we ?
Ben, you are always welcome! But take the third cell on the left, danny's desiccated remains are stinking up cell 2 and nobody has sent those precious little first years down to clean him up yet...
Phil
:Ohmy:Dendoism? :biggriin:
Turn it inside out.That's the Inquisitor's life.
Now where in the terms of agreement did the mods say 'No Mass Burnings'?It's because of the freaking gas prices, heating the Inquisitorial building is very expensieve. :biggriin:
rufus is a spoiled sport :-(
Now where in the terms of agreement did the mods say 'No Mass Burnings'?
rufus is a spoiled sport :-(
Now where in the terms of agreement did the mods say 'No Mass Burnings'?
I don't care who else you burn, but leave me out of it!
Now that they have also corrupted a servant of the inquisition, I think it's time we finish them once and for all.
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: minotaur dudes ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Minotaur are not going anywhere with the word "Catholic" in its name.The C stands for 'Christian'. [insult here]
Fascist.
Phil
Minotaur are not going anywhere with the word "Catholic" in its name.
Facist.
Phil
Obi: Well that post was a carnival of errors. I hate it when people from non-english countries have better English than me...
Amulus: Would the church except minotaurs beholding to a sex cult? Perhaps, given recent history...
Phil
I'm a minotaur dude but I like potatoes.That post made me confused? You like potatoes? What relevance is that of?
I'm so confused. :icon_cry:
Hey now, I think that the Roman Catholic church could use some minotaurs, it would really help us in our war against the Irish Catholics and their damn potatoes.
Hey now, I think that the Roman Catholic church could use some minotaurs, it would really help us in our war against the Irish Catholics and their damn potatoes.
You see? I'd be fighting for both sides :-P
Thankfully I work in carpentry right now.
*nail guns his butt to the floor*
Hope you like goatie sandwiches...
To get back on topic here...
I didn't think the butt nailing through properly. There are side effects I could never have dreamed of.
I didn't think the butt nailing through properlyYa, Philly can sneak up on you sometimes........... :wink:
That's right, what he said.You've asked for:
Long live the Minotaurs! (unless you burn us in which case not so long)
Danny's rotten corpse will be removed and your cells will be cleaned. We might have to make the basement into a holding area forOh, and don't forget to mention the enormous H on your forehead. :icon_wink:innocent peopleheretics, so we don't want them to smell to much. Did I forget to mention you would have a hot branding iron pressed against your shoulders? We don't want you to run away, do we now?
Why is this topic dying?
yes we are allowed to have feelings, just not show them... !Inquisitors yes, but not Jedis.
THE POPE HAT IS MINE!!!
I have UNLIMITED power!!! ::heretic:: ::heretic::
And you cannot burn a big shit while I'm a shit, goatman!
The old are dead, in with the new!
Big Hats for all!
No big hats for me, I prefer my kettle hat mind you. Better for giving your foe a bloody snout.
So you are playing hardballs, are you Philly?
*Mathi give Philly a well practiced headbutt on the sensible beasty snout
"You may have big hat, but I have a hardhat!" :biggriin:
(By the way, would not the Sigmar priests look awesome in kettlehats?)
I guess it's done in 14 minutes on travian.
I'll pay the building, if I can sell Philly's pelt... Goatman skin is very expensieve these days.
Because I drunk two barrels of Bugman's (don't worry Rufas, I bought free new ones), I got regeneration, and I didn't lose any wounds.
(kills alexander) the inqusition stays dead :icon_evil:
Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....
I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)
Damn bearded goats with a pope hat and a flag around their shoulder standing in fires....
I thought there was this cheap guy from Reikland who can do repairs... Surely he can build something.
(note: this is not soth)
Because Soth is by no means cheap....
I think the bearded elvis is having an effect on the Inquisition.Touché.
Nobody ever expects the Bearded Elvis Inquisition!
And nor should they.
Siberius, I am afraid you have missed something vital. You where set on overrunning everything, chaos triumphing. But then a lone warrior priest came back, and with a final headbutt using the brim of his kettlehat (see, we priest know about hats too) he banished the foul creature Philly back into the dungeons where he plots and schemes for the next Chaos attack.
In the end, since I am a priest, all I have to say is that "Once a man like me defeated a monster like you!" and look you in the eyes, and you will turn and marsch away. :icon_razz:
I can't keep up.................. I guess if Philly is here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.
I can't keep up.................. I guess if Philly is here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.
Shouldn't this be in the Mountain Dew kills sperm thread ................
:engel:
Im drinking one right now :happy:I can't keep up.................. I guess if Philly is here somewhere too, I'll give him an arm or something.
Shouldn't this be in the Mountain Dew kills sperm thread ................
:engel:
And weirdly I had a Mountain Dew the other day...
How many of you actually primarily drink water? :-P
How many of you actually primarily drink water? :-P
left on their own, statistically all sperm die anyway sithout having fulfilled or achieving their goal. Noble warriors all, most never having a chance to see the light of day. Are they honorary troops of Wissenland? the uniforms match. steveb
The B&P scares me.
Full of strangers.... :icon_eek:
I honestly don't know what to say about farming out out painting duties...
Don't people have enough of their own models? I have to applaud Wissenlander for this organizational and psychological feat of genius.
:eusa_clap:
Phil
I'm loving it... :smile2:
*A man clad in a shirt wearing a silly cap enters the Inquisitorial Chapterhouse. He smiles like an idiot than asks: Can I help you?I'm loving it... :smile2:Isn't that trademarked
*A man clad in a shirt wearing a silly cap enters the Inquisitorial Chapterhouse. He smiles like an idiot than asks: Can I help you?
Than Philly, angry because hiscowbeastmen friends are in the cheeseburger, backstabs the guy with a crossbow* :biggriin:
What's your real job again, Mathi? Botanist? :biggriin:
We must find them! We must erradiacte the heresy leaf, branch, trunk and root!
Herbalist? :engel:What's your real job again, Mathi? Botanist? :biggriin:
We must find them! We must erradiacte the heresy leaf, branch, trunk and root!
I have to applaud Wissenlander for this organizational and psychological feat of genius.
HEYWell, you havn't posted for shit since getting WoW...
You limey git!
You passed me in post count!
HEY
You limey git!
HEY
You limey git!
You passed me in post count!
:x
I apologize for Wyzer's behaviour. He is not feeling right after spending 50 hours a week in his isolation cell... In fact i have removed him of his duties until he comes to his senses. :closed-eyes:Now listen here you ...
But WoW has over 10million members... You know how many heretics there are to burn on that game?
Yeah... I cannot see why you bother with WoW, Wyzer. There is nothing to investigate, just burn them all, for they have clearly proven to be heretics!A poorly thought out accusation
Wait... that means YOU are a suspect of heresy, Wyzer! You yourself confesses to playing WoW!
What do you have to say to your defence? :ph34r:I've said my peace, and I am astounded (but not surprised) at your insubordination...
Mathi, all that is not so bad really.I take great offense to being called a wizard
But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD :ph34r:
Burning the founder? Are we Insane?Well yes but thats besides the point :engel:
Well... seeing that Wyzer has sold his soul to the 5th chaos god, Blizzard, then he is clearly a heretic.How dare you...
You're a Blood Elf Priest. That means you sacrifice those elf chicks to Khorne. Hell, if that isn't heresy...I take great offense to being called a wizard
But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD :ph34r:
For 1. I am a priest (check my sig) AKA a Warrior Priest
I am no Wizard
Secondly Wizards are not heretics anyways, we have the colleges of magic for a reason, so even if I was I wouldn't be a heretic
ANd how can someone who casts his prayer of healing spell and yells, "BY SIGMARS DIVINE WRATH, THOU SHALT NOT DIE!" be a heretic? I mean that has awesome (and geek) written all over it :happy:
Looks like your new nerdy friends aren't as nerdy as they could be.Well, noone recognized that reference, and I really dont think they should have... Only 1 of my r/l friends would have likely got it anyways
OKay... this is deffinitely heresy.. Talking WoW in the Tabernacle..Funnily enough the only internet I have in real-life (not at work) is Verizon Wireless's 'anywhere' broadband :roll:
*Goes down to Wyzer's isolation cell... pulls the internet plug... and goes back upstairs with Wissenlander's Wife*
:engel:
*Goes down to Wyzer's isolation cell... pulls the internet plug... and goes back upstairs with Wissenlander's Wife*
What the crap? There shall be fisticuffs commencing soon...
What the crap? There shall be fisticuffs commencing soon...
McKnight has sexy hair... :mrgreen:
On his back. :-o
:ph34r:
I do check this misbegotten place...and now I shall smite thee, smite thee mightily! Harumph! :closed-eyes: Where are my Wissenland smilies?
Here they are! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/wissbiggrin.gif)
Order of conduct!
...
* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.
Right now i don't even care if you burned the Entire tabernacle to the ground...
I dont even wanna bring Wiss' wife upstairs...
I just want him back.. :cry:
Yea... Wyzer put a note on the front page..
The Whole inquisition is now dedicated to Rufas. I hope everyone behave nicely from now on...
No worry, I shall carry forth the torch of Rufas, burning heretics to his memory, in a friendly and righteous manner! Old Rufas would hate it if we stopped!
Anyway, I shall ensure that Nordland timbers form now on are the ONLY accepted timber for use in the legitimate pyres of the Inquistion.
A toast to the one :::cheers::: who feel in the line of duty, St. Rufas.
Someone needs to change the name of the thread to reflect it.Rufas loved its anagramm. So we must keep to it:
Phil
Oh my god...It is invisible to goatmen. That was the trick.
I never noticed the anagram...
Phil
sweet flapping fish on the ground that was funny.
acronym
noun
an abbreviation consisting of the first letters of each word in the name of something, pronounced as a word:
AIDS is an acronym for 'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome'.
anagram
noun
a word or phrase made by using the letters of another word or phrase in a different order:
'Neat' is an anagram of 'a net'.
And have Sigmarite Holy Inquisitional Tabernacle of Solace as anagram
Somebody needs to wrestle that dictionary out of his hands :-PWise words, Minotaur cat. :smile2:
Wise words, Minotaur cat. :smile2:
10. TART Fuel: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
It is now official::mellow:
The inquisition kills kittens! (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqevilgrin.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif) (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/siberius.gif)
Shadowwolf
A little to get the thread going again :icon_lol:
As some of my european colleagues seem to be having trouble with the language I though I would be helpful and let you see some of the new words and phrases appearing in everday english this year .............
New Words For 2008
1. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
2. TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks (i.e. sh*t).
3. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
4. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
5. SINBAD: Single working girls -- Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
6. AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair, but still has a "black box".
7. AUSSIE KISS: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
9. GREYHOUND: A very short skirt, only an inch from the "hare".
10. TART Fuel: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
:engel:
You from the cells get back there... come on guys, let's chase him there.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!
Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!
Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:
I've been wondering about that particular aspect of Mathi's split personality myself...
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!
Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:
I've been wondering about that particular aspect of Mathi's split personality myself...
Hmm, if the woodies had an inquisition...and they dont use fire...they probablly...use some sort of...man-eating...moss?
..they probably...use some sort of...man-eating...moss?
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )
Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )
Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
Bah-da-bum... oh wait, you said worst not wort...
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )
Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
Bah-da-bum... oh wait, you said worst not wort...
I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )
Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
Bah-da-bum... oh wait, you said worst not wort...
I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
... :icon_confused: I can't come up with a good enough sausage pun... :-(
Oo, very nice. I'm glad you brat the wurst :roll:Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )
Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
Bah-da-bum... oh wait, you said worst not wort...
I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Oo, very nice. I'm glad you brat the wurst :roll:Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )
Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
Bah-da-bum... oh wait, you said worst not wort...
I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Only you can prevent puns!Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition :engel:
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Only you can prevent puns!Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition :engel:
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
OH MY LORD!!! Hell has frozen over! Rufus joining the Inquisition?!?!
.... So when are the deamons coming forth from the depths of hell?...
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...On a completely unrelated note
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...On a completely unrelated note
What is the technical name for that color blue? :roll:
IM STILL GOING TO PRETEND LIKE IT HELPS! GOOBER! ;-)
What is the technical name for that color blue? :roll:
Even more evil that l33t speakers?Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition :engel:
I will do anything to stop the spread of the greatest and most pervasive evil in the world today.
I speak, of course, of puns.
B3c4$3 g(_) /|| $ |)0N7 |<!|| P30P|_E, 1337 $p34|< |)03$ :engel:
That was my best impression anyways :::cheers:::
An unauthorized random burning in the wrong tread!!!
Come along here, Helborg! You know you cannot go around and burn people willy nilly without an angry mob as your witnesses. And you have.... BURNT WYZER!!!!
Ohhhh ddeeaarrr.... This will turn ugly...
Now, get back to the inquisition tread, pronto! :ph34r:
In the name of the ANTI-INQUISTION I shall burn Mathi for burning so many people. :-D
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: Mathi Alflut ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
W00t! My first ever burning! :::cheers:::
WHAT!!?? o_0 I called this little rebellion off ages ago and yet people still fight on?
Eight as your ex-superior officer I order you to allow me to BURN YOU AT THE STAKE :evil:
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: Eight ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Sanj
"You have cleared young Helborg from all suspicions and have proven that his actions where guided by Sigmar! :engel:
I got a nice bonfire prepared with enchanted deadwood. IT will pierce your body while it burn you Wyzer. Sorry, but then it is Phillytime for you, Wyzer."
I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.
I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.
Sure, as soon as my marshmallow's done...
::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqsleep.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
The sooner the better, I think I'm becoming slightly over-done... ::heretic::
*Steps out of the flame, dust of his robes, adjust his kettlehat and step forth toward Eight and grabs him by the throat and lifts him up
"You burn me in the name of the anti-inquisition I see. But as you observe, your flames where heretical and as a faithful priest and servant of Sigmar, and of Ulric on top of that, my arse is so covered in that direction your flames only made my thirsty!"
"Now, that Helborg have given you the proper burning you deserved, you will get a final farewell from me"
*Mathi headbutts Eight with the brim of his kettlehat and breaks Eights nose.
"Yeah, luckily I got me blessed kettelhat upon my head, for it is good for a lot of things. Now... you shared excuse of a corpse, I have one final thing to say..."
*Mathi gives Eight a sound kick in the butt that sends Eight flying down to Phillys twisted cellars.
"You got an extra customer, Philly! Do as you pleace with him!" :::cheers:::
Bugger.
Bugger.
I am sure none of us wants to know what is going to happen in the cellar - thank you.
:engel:
Ahem... well, you said bugger... But I suggest you stop thinking about punishment and let Philly bring on what he finds fitting. I mean, do not give him any ideas...
After all, the cats are down there aswell, so he may only force you to keep clean after them and so on. Iīf youīre lucky. However, you never know what Siberius may be up too... :icon_twisted:
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot .............. :engel:
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot .............. :engel:
I did not want that mental image... but LOL !
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot .............. :engel:
I did not want that mental image... but LOL !
You're not the one just outta the shot. :unsure:
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot .............. :engel:
I did not want that mental image... but LOL !
You're not the one just outta the shot. :unsure:
Do you confirm that version of the events ?
But you don't deny it either ?
Speak up man, this is the inquisition !
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/Expected.gif)I do :engel:
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/Expected.gif)I do :engel:
Sanj
Alright Eight, another unlawful burning is it?
That does it. I will tell Philly to take of the gloves now.
Philly, he is all yours now!
Obi, if we burned you for every useless post you make...well, there are degrees in uselesness you know.
I recommend only burning people who are unable to delete your posts. :icon_razz:
I recommend only burning people who are unable to delete your posts. :icon_razz:Wyzer found that out too.
After all, the cats are down there aswell, so he may only force you to keep clean after them and so on. Iīf youīre lucky. However, you never know what Siberius may be up too... :icon_twisted:
Punishments will be forthcoming, I have to consult my associate and head necromancer Siberius concerning appropriate... modifications...
Phil
... but my mind has been occupied devising something involving a pair of socks, a tube of glue, some tweezers and a pair of hungry squirrels... I'm pretty sure it's gonna do the trick... :evil:
And if not, at least it will make a healthy snack :-)
*winces*
We should have made this a musical
We should have made this a musical
Inquisitor Obis theme: Star wars theme
Arch villain PhillyT: "Beastie" by Jethro Tull
NO Eight!
There is no space there.
You are the anti-inquisition, or what is left of it, and you are down there with "Beastie" and "The Thing" :icon_twisted: !
Obi and me?We should have made this a musical
nah we don't have the trashy teen stars.
Obi and me?We should have made this a musical
nah we don't have the trashy teen stars.
The anti-inquisition, is that still around. If I were you I'd quit now eight, all your doing is making the inquisition think its significant enough to have an antithesis, which it never was...
Oh god, not Philly and Siberius... :-o
However, you know you are fighting a losing battle, the ANTI-INQUISTION (me) shall prevail eventually. :evil:
The anti-inquisition, is that still around. If I were you I'd quit now eight, all your doing is making the inquisition think its significant enough to have an antithesis, which it never was...
Oh god, not Philly and Siberius... :-o
However, you know you are fighting a losing battle, the ANTI-INQUISTION (me) shall prevail eventually. :evil:
You ought to stop antagonising these guys and rise above their petty squabbles, join a real cult, with a real god, not some jumped up human monkey that just happened to be good at smashing in greenskin heads. When a "god" needs a bunch of jumped up, self-important humans to visit his wrath upon his enemies he's probably not worth worshipping anyway.
Keep your crews happy and your ships above the water... worship Manann!
The anti-inquisition, is that still around. If I were you I'd quit now eight, all your doing is making the inquisition think its significant enough to have an antithesis, which it never was...
Oh god, not Philly and Siberius... :-o
However, you know you are fighting a losing battle, the ANTI-INQUISTION (me) shall prevail eventually. :evil:
You ought to stop antagonising these guys and rise above their petty squabbles, join a real cult, with a real god, not some jumped up human monkey that just happened to be good at smashing in greenskin heads. When a "god" needs a bunch of jumped up, self-important humans to visit his wrath upon his enemies he's probably not worth worshipping anyway.
Keep your crews happy and your ships above the water... worship Manann!
I could do that...
Or I could just continue my one-man rebellion against the Inquisition and try to rebuild the ANTI-INQUISITION to its former glory. :evil:
Eight, there is a flaw in your theory. The Anti Inquisition never had any glory.
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?
The Inquisition suck. :-D
Oh my, a confession from his own mouth, Slaanesh has infiltrated the Sigmarite inquisition!!!
Sigmar is cheap. We use dry sticks and if dry sticks are out of fashion we wait. WE WAIT until dry sticks are back in fashion and we can walk around naked going "nice faggot" to each other while carrying fascines and commenting on our peices of wood being out.
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...
Why meeeee?
Do you not like the ANTI-INQUISTION'S techniques? :-P
*sigh*You cant burn me!
We must do this the hard way then.
*failed burning attempt*
Burn, Inquisitorial dude, burn! :evil:
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...
This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword. :biggriin:
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...
This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword. :biggriin:
Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!
Thanks Mathi :::cheers:::
Which serves as a cover for our operations.
The secret underground part is of course only open to members... Philly thinks he's the only one in a basement, when in fact he's just situated in the lowest floors of a basement complex.
Of course, headquarters has several other entrances as well.
Rufus, for example, has been known to enter after swimming through the sewer system. Apart from Philly, we all wish he wouldn't do that...
I really hope this isn't the incredibly dirty joke I suspect it might be. :icon_eek:
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...
This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword. :biggriin:
Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!
Thanks Mathi :::cheers:::
Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+? :wink:
Also...I AM a religion. 8-)
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...
This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword. :biggriin:
Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!
Thanks Mathi :::cheers:::
Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+? :wink:
Also...I AM a religion. 8-)
I use my specially modified "ward save" dices, which has a "4" on every one of it's sides :happy:
Altdorf of course... :unsure:Well, Nuln could've been possible too, you know.
Altdorf of course... :unsure:Well, Nuln could've been possible too, you know.
Oh shut up will ya. What do you know about the inquisition?
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?
The Inquisition suck. :-D
Not at the prices you pay for the wenches' services.... :engel:
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?
The Inquisition suck. :-D
Not at the prices you pay for the wenches' services.... :engel:
See above...
Of course... I am the anti-anti-inquisition after all....
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]
Please tell me these dungeons have a simple thing like a gag ...... and handcuffs. :engel:
[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]
Please tell me these dungeons have a simple thing like a gag ...... and handcuffs. :engel:
or we cold just shove a rat in his mouse...
Sanj
Hahahah. Nice.[whine]But I don't wanna be a prisoner in the dungeons... :unsure:[/whine]
Please tell me these dungeons have a simple thing like a gag ...... and handcuffs. :engel:
or we cold just shove a rat in his mouse...
Sanj
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?
Double the flavour.
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?
Double the flavour.
:laugh:
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?
Double the flavour.
:laugh:
dammit. I swear we had a rat shoved in his mouth :ph34r:. Ah screw it
(rat simley) (rat smiley) (rat smiley)
(rat smiley) eight ( rat smiley)
(rat simley) (rat smiley) (rat smiley)
done
Sanj
What did the Minotaur cat think of this rat mouse hybrid?
Double the flavour.
....involving a small plunger.
It still hurts come winter.
I've been told that there is a back back table.
Is it real, if so where is it?
....involving a small plunger.
It still hurts come winter.
OhgodSigmar.
The back back table is hard to find, but its mod, GrillyP, is a kind hearted man who will answer all of lifes questions in his own special way.
Phil
GrillyP is one of those Latte drinking, educated, liberal, communist, fascist, anarchist, racist, vindictive, feckless, anti-american non-american-flag-lapel-pin wearing folk. He also eats children and wants to take your firearms away and give them to radical muslims so they can legalize abortion and raise taxes.
....involving a small plunger.
It still hurts come winter.
OhgodSigmar.
Taking the name of Sigmar in vain is it?
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: Eight ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Sanj :wink:
Lies. GrillyP is one of those Latte drinking, educated, liberal, communist, fascist, anarchist, racist, vindictive, feckless, anti-american non-american-flag-lapel-pin wearing folk. He also eats children and wants to take your firearms away and give them to radical muslims so they can legalize abortion and raise taxes.
Lies. GrillyP is one of those Latte drinking, educated, liberal, communist, fascist, anarchist, racist, vindictive, feckless, anti-american non-american-flag-lapel-pin wearing folk. He also eats children and wants to take your firearms away and give them to radical muslims so they can legalize abortion and raise taxes.
Oh yeah, thats right. He is like that.
My bad.
Phil
GrillyP is a 'person' that tried to butrape sibby.
He sounds nice though. When can I meet him. :biggriin:
and is sibby the guy that likes the cats?No, that's phillyT. Sibby is the guy with the cat in his avatar, the minotaur cat.
Careful Son, this might go where nobody wants it be go...
:icon_eek:
Phil
I came into this conversation at the wrong time.
'The Grill' can go hang out in the same category as the Rusty Trombones and Cincinnatti (sp) Bow-Tie's.
Eight- don't look them up.
I am retracting my questions on GrillyP :ph34r:
Tom.
What about
Deadly-Evil-Abstractor-To-Heresy
Or in other words, DEATH.
Tom.
ok then
Holy-Overlord-of-Sigmar's-Terrain
Host.
I just finished reading the 68 pages.
You be sick men :icon_eek:
Shadowwolf
How about Accountant Responsible for Supervising Extraneous Executions A.R.S.E.E? (the extra "E" is extraneous too)
I just finished reading the 68 pages.
You be sick men :icon_eek:
Shadowwolf
As the Official P.R.I.C.K of this outfit, I must needs address this issue. We are not sick men, my dear. Hardly any of us qualify as human anymore, let alone as men.
as we must have learned already, eight is a bright wizard and he does not burn.
So change the trial to trial by axe with magic of irrisistable force.
You can relax Obi, it was just a rush of addrenilan to my head that made me do that. Won't happen again. Aren't witches female and wizards male though? :icon_confused:I was roleplaying.
General Leonidas Collins.
I know what you meant, but it wouldn't work so gave up.
Now you all just have to take my word for it. :biggriin:
Tom.
I think Sigmars_son has introduced a liveliness to the SHIT that hasn't been here for a long time.
I never spill drink.
I'm Irish. :biggriin:
And to argue your points.
{EDT}
1. I tought that the inquisition had to agree to burning and investigations and what not so I only proposed to do such. Plus as my title suggests I am only supervisor of executions, not the actual executioner.
2.I will take number two. But that doesn't make me guilty of whatever you are charging me with.({EDIT} your only saying that because I didn't sig you. Well are you happy now.)
3.Eight is a non-heritical wizard. Wizard = male, Witch = female. Unless of course you meant to that meaning.
4.That has nothing to do with me. Blame Philly. And others did not rufuse me of entry.
General Leonidas Collins.
[quote author=sigmars_son link=topic=17577.msg299536#msg299536 date=1216750899]
I never spill drink.
I'm Irish. :biggriin:
And to argue your points.
[b]{EDT}[/b]
[b]1. [/b]I tought that the inquisition had to agree to burning and investigations and what not so I only proposed to do such. Plus as my title suggests I am only supervisor of executions, not the actual executioner.
[b]2.[/b]I will take number two. But that doesn't make me guilty of whatever you are charging me with.[u]([b]{EDIT}[/b] your only saying that because I didn't sig you. Well are you happy now.)[/u]
[b]3.[/b]Eight is a non-heritical wizard. Wizard = male, Witch = female. Unless of course you meant to that meaning.
[b]4.[/b]That has nothing to do with me. Blame Philly. And others did not rufuse me of entry.
General Leonidas Collins.
[/quote]
And it has something to do with my points. Only orcs are stupid (not true, but humans aren't) so you are non-human. Clearly that means you should be burnt or thrown down to join Philly.You actually have to spell it out or go S.H.I.T. Come to think of it, I got in trouble just for S.H.I.T. let alone SHIT.
I think Sigmars_son has introduced a liveliness to the SHIT that hasn't been here for a long time.
You actually have to spell it out or go S.H.I.T. Come to think of it, I got in trouble just for S.H.I.T. let alone SHIT.
Look newly returned cloak wearing upstart
WHAT!!!!
Siberius as Inquisitor!!! :icon_evil:
"Alright. Now for you, Siberius... I have to strip.
But as you do show some promise, I will take you up as ...the Inquisition.
Since you are... Siberius, you will not be burned, since you are... innocent, agreed?
"ENOUGH !"
His face shows an expression of... chaos creep
The dark knight looks menacing... while posting himself next to Mathi.
*A cloaked man enters the Tabernacle*
*Grins at his work*
*Leaves*
:roll:
Take testicles for instance.
Take testicles for instance.
Oh I do. Make wonderful trophies. :happy:
The Inquisition is wholly opposed to Tentacles... :icon_mad:
Wyzer1 stopped existing and was taken over by Obi's girlfriend.:blush: maybe... (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Iyenrith)
Wyzer1!!! Hit 70 yet?
"So who are we burning in there?"
Warpriests are illiterate!
As for cats... I say only this.Great, Mathi's whisper sexy-talk into Siberius's ears now...
Mathi makes a swift move and lets out a mighty...
BAH!!!
in Siberius sensitive ears.
They do deserve one another, don't they Wyzer1.
You know, back in my day we had Rufas and Wyzer and McKnight and our enemies were Midaski and people who said "Walter." I liked those days. The new management (phillyt) leaves something to be desired...
They do deserve one another, don't they Wyzer1.
....... and our enemies were Midaski and people who said "Walter."
you have to scream I AM A FREAKING HERETIC I EAT SMALL BABIES AND LIKE BIG BUTTS AND ANTLERS in order to get noticed these days....
I AM A FREAKING HERETIC I EAT SMALL BABIES AND LIKE BIG BUTTS AND ANTLERSperfection
And dammit, we had people who knew how to roleplay
That stuffs sort of gay.
Phil
Hey, queer eye is notthe same as gay!
Right?
Phil
I have to admit that "roleplaying" with metal and leather sounds far less sinister than "roleplaying" with mechanical pencils.
Curse my graphite imagination...
Now, if I should put in a petition with Midaski about this tread...
For your information, HoS, I do make pen & paper RP too. With some amount of dice if that is necessary.
Do not know what it had to do with your complains about me though, but hey...
Okay, stop playing with poor, dead danny. Here comes a marshmellow party.
I like that you have the Griffin incorporated into the model. I've seen too many war alters that neglect this important aspect of the description.
But I got no funny special smiley... :icon_frown::x There you go...
Canīt someone make me one with a pissed of Warrior priest?
What we need is a Warrior priest smiley washing the dishes.
Things are backing up a little bit in the kitchen since Siberius keeps, ahem, disappearing with the spanish maids...
Phil
People with rings of smileys around them, pretending to hold some sort of court so stupid that it necessitated the creation of a new board so people couldn't plow through 2000 posts of three word posts? That right there may be its greatest feat, forever cementing itself as the low point in W-E posting history.
I hereby vow the next smiley will be a burning goat. ::heretic:: With a little bit of luck, he will even be wrapped in the american flag! :happy:
Shadowwolf
What the... Even Grilly has a smiley now? Let's make a list:Hmm, not too bad an idea... An elvish smiley in a red cap. Very pixielated...
-Grutch
-Sibby
-Grilly
-me
-soth
I mean, who's next? Dendo?
What the... Even Grilly has a smiley now? Let's make a list:Hmm, not too bad an idea... An elvish smiley in a red cap. Very pixielated...
-Grutch
-Sibby
-Grilly
-me
-soth
I mean, who's next? Dendo?
And burning of course :closed-eyes:
Shadowwolf
I think thats seek.I actually stayed at a Marriott on the trip I took to DC earlier this year :biggriin:
And threadomancy is punishable by rectal dilation. This place is no longer in use, we have all moved to the Marriott down the road.
Phil
*hiss*
What do you seek?
I suppose we could revitalize it a little... no shame in letting this thread and its thousands of posts go to waste
I got it, lets burn Helborg for Threadomancy and double posting :biggriin:
::heretic::
Am I not holy? :engel:
Am I not holy? :engel:
Not really. Besides, we won. This thread is a corpse.
Phil
It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site
It was by far the funniest and most amusing tread on the site
It WAS, thats the point. It was a great thread. However, it quickly spiraled into obselesence. It has limped on like some dog after being struck by a car. Its time has passed.
Hey!...
Yea i have nuffin...
Im weak...
I'd simply like to say that asrai.org has a longer thread :engel:. Not to mention more pointless...Yeah, but that thread consists of pure spam.
http://www.asrai.org/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=9910&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=2525
Nooooooooooooo not your mom jokes!!! ::heretic::
.. ya I think this thread has reached an alltime low :::cheers::: ::heretic::
My ma has a car not a War Alter!
Any bad jokes all you get burned, end of story, good jokes are highly acceptable.
.. ya I think this thread has reached an alltime low :::cheers::: ::heretic::
Oh don't worry. Just when you think it can't get any lower, someone will come along and surprise you... :engel: :::cheers:::
.. ya I think this thread has reached an alltime low :::cheers::: ::heretic::
Oh don't worry. Just when you think it can't get any lower, someone will come along and surprise you... :engel: :::cheers:::
Que for Sanj to enter.
*opens black jacket*
Souls for sale :roll:
Sanj
Yo mommas so fat and ugly she got turned into a greater daemon of nurgle and noone noticed :engel:
Yo mommas so fat and ugly she got turned into a greater daemon of nurgle and noone noticed :engel:
That actually happens in the book Witch Finder. Where a noble slowly turns into one. He doesnt allow anyone else than a magician to come in to his room and shields his form with a bed curtain. :D
Yo momma is so loose that her gyno needs to use van Horstmans speculum for her smear!
Now please let that be a truly disgusting end to it! :eusa_wall:
My ma has a car not a War Alter!
Any bad jokes all you get burned, end of story, good jokes are highly acceptable.
hahaha (nicely done blind knight)
I will avenge my attempted execution soon enough. Probably when I find someone to support me :)
WRONG, I am older then the whole site. :icon_mrgreen:
Perfectly put.I knew it! The Irish are traitors!
I could also tell you about when ratmen where our allies (now that's something you don't here too often :icon_mrgreen: )
hahaha (nicely done blind knight)
Yes he was - done good and proper ............... :engel:
Behold the power of Midaski.I will avenge my attempted execution soon enough. Probably when I find someone to support me :)
Were you actually born before this thread started S'sS ......... :icon_question:
:engel:
As this indicates, midaski has been lowered from his position of high cancellor, replaced by the blind knight, and he way also be burned at the mercy of the blind knight for the above reasons and for the fact that he is one with the chaos!No dude, now you've crossed the line.
Blind knight! That was a most insightful and righteous deed of yours! That is how a true follower of Sigmar acts in view of his own shortcomings! :engel:
yea it was the old Midaski trick of editing posts..Yes, I can't understand how someone could've missed that. Especially since he tried to burn midaski.
I second everything Mathi has just said.Yeah, get off the bandwagon.
also;
We need a complete review of Inquisition positions/ranks and roles.
I propose for St. Midaski to be leader with Mathi as his apprentice!
If you think of me worthy I volunteer myself to a petit role as such as a supervisor of executions.
However, my deeds are left at the wishes of my superiors.
Idiocy.
Phil
That's not a clever acronym jlutin.
call yourself, dirt eating attacker towards heritics.
D.E.A.T.H.
what size base does a band wagon go on? and how many pages/people can it hold? stevebA bandwagon can hold a minimum of 79 pages. It is the size of Altdorf.
call yourself, dirt eating attacker towards heritics.
D.E.A.T.H.
Yea, but I want to either have Yo Mama or LOL cats in my title. :biggriin:
please someone put the last nail in and lock this thread!
Anyone know that world record for the website with the longest tread?I think the Im 18, do I have potential? thread is the longest. Either way it deserves to win a price.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/witchhunt.gif)
I have already smitted the goat :P
I never said that I wasn't young ;)
I meant you are young compared to saint midaski (i am going to get ino so much trouble for this :P )
Maybe compared to Midaski, but you are not saying St. Midaski here is old are you? I would think first before writing such a thing, you know. I am merciful but Midaski is righteous first and merciful later. And he surely is in his full rights to meet out what judgement he see fit.
I would be careful to check your posts once in a while, just to make sure they have not changed... :engel:
Quarantine? What's that nonsense? We're the inquisition! Burn the witch!
::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
And there was much rejoicing...
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(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance004.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance014.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance015.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance007.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance008.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance010.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance016.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance017.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance002.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance018.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Philly hasn't won! We'll stick together forever! YAY!
Parting? What are you talking about? Philly hasn't won! We'll stick together forever! YAY!
:engel:
I had to let a man bugger me just to feel less gay! ::heretic::
Now it has nothing...
No one has smitted me. A bunch of people dawdling about the thread was stupid when it started, but it had the gravitas of Rufas and Soth to lend some credibility. Now it has nothing...
Phil
[I really miss Rufas... silly old git....
History repeats itself... eh McNurgle? :biggriin:Yes, so you will be asked this question again:
No its up and going, I'm at work... kinda slow and I've been trying to surf the forums more :closed-eyes:History repeats itself... eh McNurgle? :biggriin:Yes, so you will be asked this question again:
Wyzer, is your realm down or what?
Wait,Rufus left?I really hope that was as a joke, but if it is, it's a sick and not funny one.
Why? :roll:
Ok, you both need to learn the difference here
rufus sparkfire = moderator
Rufas the Eccentric = Beloved friend of the site who passed away
But what Sigmar's Son said is still the likely reason
Any chance of a list of all the saint here? Just so I know who's good side I should stay on :D
You know that your army has the most views with exception of Introduce yourself, don't you?
Dude, the anti-inquisition isn't even funny anymore.
Yes, at the start, because there was a new movement against us which we could squash. But after doing that for the umpteenth time, it'd be nice if it stayed dead for once.Dude, the anti-inquisition isn't even funny anymore.
Was it ever funny?
I just like to burn the Inquisition. :-)
Yes, at the start, because there was a new movement against us which we could squash. But after doing that for the umpteenth time, it'd be nice if it stayed dead for once.Dude, the anti-inquisition isn't even funny anymore.
Was it ever funny?
I just like to burn the Inquisition. :-)
Trial by google, eight legged freaks, guilty!
Trial by google, eight legged freaks, guilty!
Aha! The flaw in your plan is that I am an eight-legged freak!
Have it, you Inquisitorial dingbat.
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: Sigmar's Son ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Silence!I kill you?
It was fair. Are you saying that Midaski's words are not worthy? BURN HIM AGAIN!
I object to my own burning :D
I find myself strangely tempted at the moment ...
Are PhillyT's Megawhatsits really orange?
:engel:
then another one (burning that is) for thinking about saying you can not be burnt due to you being a wizard, you are not a wizard and you can burn, hence we will prove it once more.
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.You mean you burn all the time?
I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel! :evil: ::heretic::
How many times must I explain? I am a Bright Wizard.You mean you burn all the time?
I cannot be burned! Fire is my fuel! :evil: ::heretic::
*Dispels Fiery blast*
What can I say, I AM a templar of Sigmar...
*Opens his cloak to reveal the Dragon armour he got from the Elven knight he defeated in a drinking contest*
"you were saying ?"
*Pulls out his executioners' axe*
"Witch ! "
Sigmar's son shoots eight in the head with a hochland rifle as he runs away, almost instantly he grabs his rightful hammer and decapitates him before he even hits the ground.
"another one bites the dust" :D
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :DIrrefutable logic
I am sigmar's son....I can do both :DIrrefutable logic
The inquisitons only weakness.......
So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail. :-)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/obi.gif) That is disrespecting our holy Lord! ::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?
So......Sigmar's Son is the reason why you shall ultimatley fail. :-)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/obi.gif) That is disrespecting our holy Lord! ::heretic::(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weamarchmallow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/inqwow.gif)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/DLShadowwolf/Smileys/weaburn.gif)
Anyone wanna burn him, or can I shoot him with fire yet?
Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time! :biggriin:
Ow....that stings slightly.Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time! :biggriin:
Ooooh, kinky.
Ow....that stings slightly.Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time! :biggriin:
Ooooh, kinky.
*coughs* Disturbing :icon_neutral:, oh fine, *draws hammer or judgement* DIEEE! *eight fails all toughness checks and dies*
Sanj
Despite seemingly sleeping heavily, Mathi jumps to his feet wide awake :icon_eek:I will gladly burn if it will rid me from my sins. But next time please do not misinterpret me. I did not mean that SoS is our Holy Lord, of course not. But burning son's of Sigmar is surely disrespecting him (that is our holy lord Sigmar), is it not?
"Who said Jehova? Eh, I mean..." :icon_evil:
Obi, you are hereby found guilty of heresy by saying Sigmarīs son is our Holy Lord. Now, since there cannot be a Sigmarīs son, other than in the general sense that all the people in the Empire are Sigmars children, You have therefore blasphemed against our Lord Sigmar!
Yes, itīs the bonfire for you lad! I guess Sigmar will show some mercy for you due to your diligent service, but you are bound to get a bit crispy at least.
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: Obi ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
And now to you, Eight. I am afraid you have failed to notice that your magic and your defence works somewhat poorly... Now how can that be?
See, you forgot that while being a Bright Wizard makes your immune to the fire, it also makes you sensible to moisture, and nomatter how fine our ale was, it was definitely not flammable. Trying to cast on me are you? Start feeling a bit desperate?
Well, And since your stupid armour has started to be attacked by the corrosive component of the beer, it will not protect you from THIS!
*Mathi grabs Eight by the shoulder and gives him a proper headbutt with the brim of his kettlehat, right over Eights nose
Ah... and now the gloves comes of. Fetch me a nice piece of hickory, it is SPANKING time! :biggriin:
Please don't burn Obi, the stench of burning hair would be unbearable!
Hadn't thought about that...I'd swing by with an electric razor. But it's already gone, so you're a tad late.
What was the penalty for cutting the pigtail again ?
You got rid of the razor ?Yeah, that too.
I'm not changing my name.
I'm not changing my name.
It's my belief that I am being called apon by Sigmar himself and until the mighty sigmar gives me a name I will continue to be called Sigmar's_son.
He is watching you all through me, just remember that! :P
All the mighty Sigmar needs is someone who is connected with everyone else in one way or another, and that I am.
*mental image of photo of Sigmar taken from impossible angle with hair covering one eye*All the mighty Sigmar needs is someone who is connected with everyone else in one way or another, and that I am.
Why can't Sigmar just get a MySpace and a mobile phone like everyone else?
Just a lot of Fire and Brimstone! Like I always wanted it to be!
For your information you are once again in the cellar, so you can conspire with Eight, or eat him, or... do whatever you please with him.
And things just reached a new low. I may have to evict you all from the new chapter house.For once, I agree with you about it.
Phil
And things just reached a new low.
It's not even about anything anymore!
And saying that new priests are ugly is a sure sign you need to replace those spectacles you got in 6th grade...
The ... new ... Warrior Priests ... are ... UGLY!
Now, look what I found, spoken out loud on this site!And saying that new priests are ugly is a sure sign you need to replace those spectacles you got in 6th grade...
The ... new ... Warrior Priests ... are ... UGLY!
Blasphemic speech about Sigmars shepards! For this there can be only one punishment!
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: Viktor ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
I resign.
For the sake of Sigmar!
Arrr...
What have I done!???
Thanks for your pious action and swift judgement, Helborg! I shall now give myself 100 lashes with the heavy flail upon my now very blistered body and then go on a pilgrimage in the tracks of Luthor Huss, seeking out the vilest of the Empires foes and face them hammer in hand, until I have made amend for my sin! :engel:
The new WP models are awesome.
This thread is death to thought.
Phil
As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...
Order of conduct!
A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.
All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.
Here is the code
* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.
* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.
* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.
* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!
* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.
As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...
Soth, are you honestly claiming Wyzer is important enough to reogranize S.H.I.T.?I have no idea what that meant
S.H.I.T. is shit, and no WOW player will be able to "reorganize" something that is a pile of poop.
Phil
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D
GLC is rather long IMO [ and also stands for Greater London Council - a historic organisation of ill-repute.]
Choose (once) wisely young SS ...............
:engel:
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D
We do not encourage random name changing - the idea is you pick a nick and that name builds its own reputation - good or bad :icon_wink:
GLC is rather long IMO [ and also stands for Greater London Council - a historic organisation of ill-repute.]
Choose (once) wisely young SS ...............
:engel:
NO.
I am General Leonidas Collins (either collins or leo for short).
After I'm finished my campaigning I will change to "The Goat Smiter"! :D
We do not encourage random name changing - the idea is you pick a nick and that name builds its own reputation - good or bad :icon_wink:
GLC is rather long IMO [ and also stands for Greater London Council - a historic organisation of ill-repute.]
Choose (once) wisely young SS ...............
:engel:
Ye, General Leonidas Collins will be my name, I have already started to build up his reputation in the various campaigns in which I have taken part in, (he is also slightly more mature than siggy son). And you will all call me Collins for short. (GLC) ;)
Goat Raper is insulting.
@Mathi, your priest guy s very uptight :P
No wonder Sigmar left :DPARTY!!![/font]
Mathi Alfblut - Your Narrowminded and judgemental guide to the faith of Sigmar :engel:
*polishes his Dragon armour breastplate*apparently they don't.
Nobody ever reads anything toroughly here, do they....
Did you think the Head of Executions wants burns every time he burns someone ?
As for Obi, I knew he was rotten all along, and by resigning he has proven he neither have the FAITH nor the WILL to carry out Sigmars holy mission in our world! He prefers to cover behind rules designed to protect those least in need of protection! That is clearly a sign of corruption!I'm too lazy to go through this thread back to page 60 or something, but I'm quite sure you refused to be a part of the inquisition because you were in love with your crazy Luthor.
And finally he choses the pistols before the honest hammer to do his so called undercover deeds. Does Luthor Huss hide himself? Does he shot the wicked and the heretic in the back? I say you should get yourself better rawmodel Obi.
The Templars of SigmarSOURCE (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/knights/templars.php)
Although a Knightly Order, the mysterious group known simply as the Templars of Sigmar are a world away from the warriors in shinning armour of popular image, so much so that they rarely refer to themselves as knights. Instead they battle the foes of Sigmar from the shadows, dealing with subtle and insidious threats such as Chaos cults and reclusive necromancers. In particular they excel at battleing users of sorcery, as magic and trickery are tools often used by the servents of darkness. All that most common folk see of the Templars of Sigmar are the elaborate trials and fiery executions used to cleanse the souls of the wicked, and because of this they are most often known simply as Witch Hunters.
They often wear black clothes, large rimmed hates and black or brown capes. They favor the use of the pistal and sword but carey many types of weapons. The sympol of the order is a silver hammer of sigmar, often worn as a neckless.
Warhammer Chronicles, pg 30.
Mordhiem rulebook,
Witchhunter's Handbook
@Eight - you just burned yourself for no reason, haha!
WAIT! do not burn him.Turning back is for the weak. One must always go forward, and if one wants to go back, one should simply walk a circle.
Obi, look on page one. There have been no changes to it. It holds the list of ALL inquisitors, it could be your chance at success.
@Eight - you just burned yourself for no reason, haha!
ah yes, the official spamfest of warhammer-empire is on. But, i'm shocked to notice that the quality of this fine place has degraded so rapidly. :Ohmy: I want someone on the stake for this!
Well, Obi... if you feel you got now faith in the inquisition, I can understand it. No efficiency, not results. Just endless trialing. So I see you may have found some light and realized Luthors path is true, since you will be walking the same path, outside the jurisdiction of the Inquisition.
Well, that might lead to some results in the end. Now go and find some heretic. You know they are out there everywhere.
wauw ... QQ3 is right... reading back..and comparing... man...you know, philly said that about 20 pages back...
This thread is boring lately. Lets burn somone. ::heretic:: :mrgreen: ::heretic::Good idea.
Well toasted spam makes a refreshing change from eating it cold.Its funny how Midaski can go from Enlightening Sage to Creepy Old Man in just one post :engel:
How would you like to roll around in some batter before your next visit to the fire - spam fritters are my favourite ...............
:engel:
Hmm that's interesting because it looks like all he did was quote the wiki... I wonder who wrote that article up.... :engel:
Pretty sure Mathi just committed Threadomancy. The whole Inquisition should be burned at this rate.
Thank you, it's now nice and warm. :happy:
Well, it is clear that QQ3 also seems to have an unhealthy knowledge about the nefarious doings of various necro... habits. And he wants to get burned, so why not oblige him?
*Booming voice from the sky
"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"
"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"
Who cares - please lock this thread for ever - 1 (5.9%)
I voted for this. Seems that i'm the only one.QuoteWho cares - please lock this thread for ever - 1 (5.9%)
*Booming voice from the sky
"Tremble, you puny human calling yourself my follower! Mathi hath already burned himself to prove his righteousness and purity and as such he can never be accused of any crime! Whatever he did was a righteous action in the name of Sigmar, itself proving that he did not commit fallacy, but only acted out my divine WILL!"
"To save Mathi from this harsh world that seeks to hunt down Sigmars righteous followers and accuse them for crimes while pursuing undulating sin and impurities, I hath moved him to a higher state of being! Now you insultent wretches and pathetic excuses of Inquisitiors shall feel my righteous WRATH!!!"
How mature, jlutin. :-P
How mature, jlutin. :-P
Eight, you have an avatar lie that and you WANT mature...
Sanj
How mature, jlutin. :-P
Eight, you have an avatar lie that and you WANT mature...
Sanj
Valid point, however, he is older than me.
I think.
Well jlutin, they should however know enough not to drive so fast that the guardian angels cannot keep pace. :engel:
Arr... You spoilers of fun and fair executions! I see the corruption have reached the level that makes the powers that want to turn Empire to Chaos by shutting down the only operation actively working against the Dark powers!
Is this what you get for showing your burning faith in Sigmar and the unshakable belief in the righteousness of our holy cause! Where are all Sigmarite loyalists! Where are those warriors of burning faith that otherwise are willing to follow our command in war! Arise and defend!
Arr... You spoilers of fun and fair executions! I see the corruption have reached the level that makes the powers that want to turn Empire to Chaos by shutting down the only operation actively working against the Dark powers!
Is this what you get for showing your burning faith in Sigmar and the unshakable belief in the righteousness of our holy cause! Where are all Sigmarite loyalists! Where are those warriors of burning faith that otherwise are willing to follow our command in war! Arise and defend!
I always wondered what Joan of Arc's last sounds were.Hahahahaha :icon_lol:
<bada bing>
I hope somebody still remember me,Yup, but barely... :-P . Good to see you back :icon_lol:
Everyone forgotten about me yet? :unsure:Yes, now go away.
Everyone forgotten about me yet? :unsure:
Everyone forgotten about me yet? :unsure:
Nah, I still love you.
Everyone forgotten about me yet? :unsure:
Think i've probably been playing wow too much :-D
Also, just to brag to the people who do play wow: Check out my char
My main (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Iyenrith)
Alt (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Feralshift)
Currently working on a paladin in between raids... level 48 after 1.5 weeks :roll:
:eusa_wall:Sorry eight (or is it nine now?) Just couldn't resist the temptation. :::cheers:::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic:: QQ3 ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
With McKnight, the answer to most of life's problems involves Arnie. :icon_lol:
That was an awesome video, however.
*The Etheral voice of Mathi Alfblut is heard, supported by angelic hymns
"Well done Eight! You have proven thyself worthy by acting firmly against the insidious influence of the hated copycats, WoW. However, it is clear that the so-called high inquisitor is corrupted beyond aid! The Bigshit must go, I say!"
*drinks the beer eagerly*That song is great! Have another one. :::cheers:::
What a stupid song.
You do realise one of the founding members got editing powers recently?
The Inquisition is doomed to failure.
Long Life the Sigmarite Righteousness Revival (Reformed)
The Inquisition is doomed to greatness.
Long Live the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle !
Long live Saint Midaski !
Warned you I did :icon_wink:
*... but he used the shortening for Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle. :happy:
So, it is clear who is the new Bigshit now.
I pronounce Lord Soth new Bigshit of the Sigmarite Inquisition, Arch Inquisitior supreme and the purger of the Heretics.
And of course some powers are bigger than others, Holy Midaski!
You are a living Saint, feer crying out loud!
Hey, you even got a knightly order that fights in the name of the Holy Saint Midaski! You will be able to see pics of them in the future! :engel:
You canīt defeat us Dihenydd. I belived you where a true follower of Sigmar but it is clear now, with your wish of destroying his most holy work that you are in truth a heretic!
Well its not actually... i just havent burned anyone in a long time :engel:*... but he used the shortening for Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle. :happy:
Using the acronym alone brings on the fire? Hell, If I'd known it was THAT easy... :evil:
since my mind is guided by being an open Chaos supporter, since they at least have the guts to proclaim their allegiance!
Think Hammer or Sword can clean up all taints? No, that will not work.
Or do you prefer mine or Luthors hammer?
I think we are all missing the important points here
More people would rather castrate Malthi than shut the inquisition down :happy:
:icon_mrgreen:
Me Chaos
Well, I must say that Sigmars hammer is not enough to defeat the enemy
Luthor never sat his foot in the Tabernacle by the way, he is always on the road, hammer in hand. And that is what I intend to do as well!
You seek shelter behind the new techniques, you seek shelter behind steel. You belive that steel and gunpowder alone will save the day. In there you showed your heresy, Dihenydd, in your counting up of means you wanted to use! It was all material means, all steel, flesh and gunpowder!
Where did faith and the priesthood of Sigmar fit into your list?
And yes, I avoided mentioning the 8 Colleges of magic. A healthy suspicion should be held against the researchers of the arts arcane. I see them as enemies of the Empire, as traitors in our midst, Dihenydd?