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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1100 on: April 27, 2008, 07:50:22 PM »
Now, such a negative look on the matter is not appreciated. Khorne will never win from us. As punishment you shall undergo the trial by cake. And no, it's not a lie.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1101 on: April 27, 2008, 10:20:03 PM »
You can lock the thread, but you cannot stop the bombardment!

I would like to make a motion that Reikland be defined as meaning Heretic!


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1102 on: April 27, 2008, 11:18:39 PM »
First of all, I am not an inquisitor per se, but their spiritual guide. Second, it was you, so-called-priest, that refused to admit your guilt and maintained you where of the church of Manann. Now, we must be on our watch for infiltration into that cult by chaos cultists, due to your frequent contact with foreign cultures and most of all norsemen. The fact that you have not condemned the vile deen of cutthroats and pirates that are Marienburg shows that you are getting corrupted.
Your playing with that trident cause us no harm, since we are servants of Sigmar and under his protection. For the second, some here have pathetically tried to claim Ulrics protection. Well, he will give you no respite since I am born in Ulric country and respect him.
Accept your punishments as they have been dealt and ponder your crimes, better to make amend for them. Continued hostility toward the sanctioned Imperial inquisition will not do you any good.
However, you are also attempting to cause me harm in my own church, the church of St. Midaski and in the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.

Did you honestly think you could harm me?

You will get a chance to prove yourself Spiney. Show us that the Church of Manann is a true church, and not just some lipservice to the money. I have punished deviant Sigmarite priest together with Luthor Huss for lesser offenses!
Show that you have passion and frevour worthy of true cults and conduct an honest and true purge of Marienburg! And if the Burgomeister protest you simply execute him for alliance with the Dark powers, for there can be no other reason why a true and faithful servant of the true gods would oppose a holy purge.

I'm still somewhat in the dark about what my "crimes" were, although I think it has something to do with Alexander de Wissont googling some porn...

Errr Mathi, you are aware that Marienburg is the site of the High Temple of Manann, Marienburg is Manann's city we're hardly going to burn it down, any more than you'd volutarily torch Altdorf, esp when we make sooooo much money by hiring out our Navigator-priests to their merchants. Your just jealous that Marienburg takes so much more money than you, after all, it probably isn't any more corrupt than any of the Imperial cities in terms of chaos worship, we don't tend to have much of that in a place where the only thing people believe in is money.

Methinks you're just jealous because the inquisition has no jurisdiction in Marienburg...

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Nonsense, I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate , so Manann is on MY side. closed-eyes
All my thanks to Mathi who saved my life. I'll double my taxes given to you, father.
And I suggest to close the entering to our Order, cause one day there'll be more inquisitors than heretics. And than Civil War will erupt...
And Khorne will be the only winner.
You're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!

And you rescued his miserable backside Mathi! I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately, aside from anything else piracy is forbidden by Imperial law, I'd hate to think that the Church of Sigmar could actively support such activity. The reference to Khorne also makes his true allegiance quite plain, I suggest a true inquisitor burn him right away.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1103 on: April 28, 2008, 08:29:51 AM »
I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately
You were never in our ranks.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1104 on: April 28, 2008, 08:52:34 AM »


Why aren't I in the Inquisiton yet I mean... I go about burning marshmellows all the time. It's discrimination I bet, just because I live in Hong Kong. I'll let you know Swordmaster is from Hong Kong yea... there is more then one hongkonger here- mind you I'm not chinese.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1105 on: April 28, 2008, 09:24:26 AM »
I think you should just burn Mathi ...............

The man's a raving psycopathic looney - he thinks I am saintly


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1106 on: April 28, 2008, 12:36:06 PM »

You're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!

And you rescued his miserable backside Mathi! I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately, aside from anything else piracy is forbidden by Imperial law, I'd hate to think that the Church of Sigmar could actively support such activity. The reference to Khorne also makes his true allegiance quite plain, I suggest a true inquisitor burn him right away.
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy, only that he is believed to be Mannan's war aspect. And while giving some money to the Mannannite church each time I go to sea, I'm a true Sigmarite.
And read my post correctly, Spiney. I referenced to Khorne as the worst thing that can happen to us.
And I'm a privateer. I attack only ennemies of my country.
Look it up in wikipedia!
And half of my money belongs to my masters. The High Inquisitors and my master, Obi.
And Midaski isn't saintly, he's holey.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1107 on: April 28, 2008, 01:06:30 PM »
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy,

He's the villain (Curt Jurgens ? ) in one of the James Bond movies I think ..................  :icon_wink:



And Midaski isn't saintly, he's holey.

Actually I think you are digging a hole for yourself Alex - are you wholly sure that I am not whole, or are you venerating me as holy ..........

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1108 on: April 28, 2008, 01:28:46 PM »
Then try to burn me guys!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1109 on: April 28, 2008, 02:32:57 PM »
Thanks for pointing it out, Spiney! Yeah, something is fishy here. What...

HE SPELLED SIGMAR WRONG!!! :icon_eek:

Damn it! And I saved your arse! And you confess being a pirate at that, but that is minor anyway. Had it not been for other suspicious issues I could have arranged for a Letter of Mark in the name of the Chruch of Sigmar.
I hope we can start to build a better relationships between our cults, Spiney. Would you mind assist me in my holy work with this misdoer?

  ::heretic:: ::heretic::::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Alexander de Wissmont ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Never EVER mispell the name of our holy Lord! :ph34r:

Ah, but you are true aswell Midaski... I have been somewhat overzealous lately and need to make amend.
Therefore, as I take my own confession and ordain Trial by fire. Sigmar will pick me out when I have been chastised enough. So, drag the wood together, I am a priest and need a big fire!

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 ::heretic:: Mathi Alfblut  ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1110 on: April 28, 2008, 02:56:05 PM »

We all good now?


Orange Whips guys?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1111 on: April 28, 2008, 04:11:52 PM »
Yuck. Anyhow, my padawan, I suggest you move to Hochland. The people there also have spelling issues...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1112 on: April 28, 2008, 04:17:27 PM »
Hochland...
Must be a nice place...
Now, knowing that a TRUE heretic can burn a TRUE inquisitor, I'll take my hollyday.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1113 on: April 28, 2008, 06:44:04 PM »
Ouch... damn these burn damages... Why did you wait so long my lord Sigmar?

Well, Wissmont, you will probably do better in Hochland. But mind you, spell Sigmar right the next time will you?

Anyway, have we... ouch... sorted out most stuff now? I mean, I need to take sickleave for a week or two and place myself in the care of the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1114 on: April 28, 2008, 06:48:10 PM »
Yuck. Anyhow, my padawan, I suggest you move to Hochland. The people there also have spelling issues...

Oi, wahts rong wiv rou spleign in Hohcland?!?!  :ph34r:



Surely you meant Stirland, more backwards than us I'd say.... :engel:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1115 on: April 28, 2008, 06:57:33 PM »
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1116 on: April 28, 2008, 07:06:03 PM »
The cult of Stromfels is banned in the Empire, you are correct in suggesting he is a more warlike version of Manann, but his connection with Piracy has lead to the cult being outlawed and actively persecuted by all true followers of Manann. Now that appropriate penance has been exacted by your superiors as long as you renounce your piracy immediately and recant your worship of the blasphemous Stromfels deity I'm sure we can come to some arrangement... :happy:

Now a little advice on the finer points of semantics. If one engages in privateering then it is not generally wise to stroll around saying things like "I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate". A pirate and a privateer are quite different things, for instance one is a lucrative business and the other is punishable by death...

And although we at the Cult of the Sea god are not quite as trigger happy as the inquisition, we would like you to note that the correct spelling is Manann, not "Mannan" or "Manaan" as has been elsewhere seen...

Anyhow, now thats all sorted I think more co-operation between the Inquisition and the cult of Manann would be splendid

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1117 on: April 28, 2008, 07:17:03 PM »
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"

 :happy: The Inquisition seems to be pointedly ignoring the cloacked fanatical figure. I guess they're probably mistaking him for one of their own already. It's hard to figure out new candidates when everyone sounds fanatical.  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1118 on: April 28, 2008, 07:26:49 PM »
Hey... all our agents are busy... look at all the burnings thats going on...

Together with that we also need to write official appologies to the church of manan and keep track of all the paper work that comes with a burning...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1119 on: April 28, 2008, 08:12:52 PM »
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
If you are not here to kill us

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1120 on: April 28, 2008, 08:28:22 PM »
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*

I wish to join your ranks. Enemies and heretics be damned. I want them all purged from our lands! I have sigmar's favour with heart and hand and sword and shield I will defend the empire from the foul force abundant in this world!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1121 on: April 28, 2008, 09:03:24 PM »
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*

I wish to join your ranks. Enemies and heretics be damned. I want them all purged from our lands! I have sigmar's favour with heart and hand and sword and shield I will defend the empire from the foul force abundant in this world!

Well he knows where the "Shift" key is, but doesn't know when to use it with Proper nouns.... That's a mark against him... but he does turn a pretty phrase... that should raise the quality of the posts around here...


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1122 on: April 28, 2008, 09:08:57 PM »
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*


So far, you've described a young Anakin Skywalker... ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1123 on: April 28, 2008, 09:14:41 PM »
HighPriest Rian is now an Honorary member of the Inquisition

Just remember to capitalize Sigmar's name and you will fit right in here

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1124 on: April 28, 2008, 09:42:05 PM »
Thank you, my Master  :happy:

I will serve the Inquisition well. My soulfires will torch the weak of will and foul at heart.  ::heretic::
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