Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend

[Wyzer1]

We must find them! We must erradiacte the heresy leaf, branch, trunk and root!

What's your real job again, Mathi? Botanist?

Herbalist? 

[wissenlander]

I have to applaud Wissenlander for this organizational and psychological feat of genius.

Thanks.  But I really don't know how I did it...people just started asking if I wanted them to paint my stuff and I said yes.

[Wyzer1]

HEY

You limey git!

You passed me in post count!

 

[wissenlander]

How did that happen?   I've barely been posting the last week or so.

[Mathi Alfblut]

BAH!!

Here one tries to hold an inspirational sermon to get you inquisitors of your lazy arses! But instead you mock the sermon and by extention Sigmar himself!
You got one more chance to prove yourself! Now go out, find and burn heretics! I want to see the holy fires ablaze within 24 hours! Make yourselfs useful or lord Sigmar will cast his holy wrath upon you!

[phillyt]

HEY

You limey git!

You passed me in post count!

Well, you havn't posted for shit since getting WoW...

It's your own fault!

Phil

[Wissenlanders Wife]

HEY

You limey git!

HEY

Don't think you can call my boy a limey git and get away with it. I have a general idea of where you live so watch it!

[offroadfury88]

HEY

You limey git!

You passed me in post count!

 

Limey git?

[McKnight]

Limey git was talked about somewhere else on the forum, where wyzer called the dwarves limies or something and it actually refers to british people.

Wauw.. Im honoured to the wife of the wissenlander in here. I didnt expect to see her here, in the Inquisition head quarters!
I apologize for Wyzer's behaviour. He is not feeling right after spending 50 hours a week in his isolation cell... In fact i have removed him of his duties until he comes to his senses. 

Now Mrs. Wissenlander. If you ever need a safe place to stay the night, we have some nice beds upstairs...


Oh and dont feed the goat downstairs...

[Wyzer1]

... Oh yes rufus has an edit button  I always forget that one.... 

I apologize for Wyzer's behaviour. He is not feeling right after spending 50 hours a week in his isolation cell... In fact i have removed him of his duties until he comes to his senses. 

Now listen here you ...

There are 5000+ members on this forum, correct? And a good 50% of them are heretics. Now thats a lot of torching, but we do a fairly good job

But WoW has over 10million members... You know how many heretics there are to burn on that game?

A lot! I'd think everyone would be supportive of my actions..

Surely spreading the teachings of Sigmar into a whole new world should be embraced 



EDIT: LOL LOL

50 hours? Not even close! 

[Sigmork]

But WoW has over 10million members... You know how many heretics there are to burn on that game?

Over 10 million?

 

[Shadowwolf]

That's more than the entire populace of Sweden...

Shadowwolf

[Mathi Alfblut]

Yeah... I cannot see why you  bother with WoW, Wyzer. There is nothing to investigate, just burn them all, for they have clearly proven to be heretics!
Wait... that means YOU are a suspect of heresy, Wyzer! You yourself confesses to playing WoW!

And when one think of it, it must surely be heresy to proclaim that there are other worlds than this! At least not other Worlds worthy of the message of Sigmar. Sigmars teaching was meant for Sigmars people, not for the mingling peons of Chaos!

You have also abandoned your post as Inquisitor and taken up the call of the missionary, thereby infringing on the realm of the Sigmarite priesthood and at the same time neglected your duty that is to protect the Empire and this site from heresy within it!

What do you have to say to your defence?

[warhammerlord_soth]

Mathi, all that is not so bad really.

But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD 

That fact weighs heavily.

I demand a trial by the complete Inquisition.

What say you gentlemen ? Guilty or not guilty ?

(All Inquisition members answer by posting guilty or not guilty)

Your peers will decide your fate, Wyzer.


 


Not that I'm hinting at anything... 

[McKnight]

Well... seeing that Wyzer has sold his soul to the 5th chaos god, Blizzard, then he is clearly a heretic.

[Obi]

And seeing that he calls people, that are not philly, limey gits.....


GUILTY

[Alexander de Wissont]

Burning the founder? Are we Insane?

[Obi]

Power corrupts....

[Wyzer1]

... here we go again...

Yeah... I cannot see why you  bother with WoW, Wyzer. There is nothing to investigate, just burn them all, for they have clearly proven to be heretics!
Wait... that means YOU are a suspect of heresy, Wyzer! You yourself confesses to playing WoW!

A poorly thought out accusation

Surely someone who enters the chaos wastes to cleanse the taint is not a heretic? For if we do not venture into hell to defeat our adversaries they will simply fester and grow too powerful

Heresy must be rooted out and destroyed everywhere... no exceptions

Anyone too weak to carry out Sigmar's divine will anywhere is not a true Inquisitor

What do you have to say to your defence?

I've said my peace, and I am astounded (but not surprised) at your insubordination...

Ill forgive this transgression as a sign of overly rightious fervor

But just this once...

Mathi, all that is not so bad really.

But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD 

I take great offense to being called a wizard

For 1. I am a priest (check my sig) AKA a Warrior Priest

I am no Wizard


Secondly Wizards are not heretics anyways, we have the colleges of magic for a reason, so even if I was I wouldn't be a heretic

ANd how can someone who casts his prayer of healing spell and yells, "BY SIGMARS DIVINE WRATH, THOU SHALT NOT DIE!" be a heretic? I mean that has awesome (and geek) written all over it 

Burning the founder? Are we Insane?

Well yes but thats besides the point 

Well... seeing that Wyzer has sold his soul to the 5th chaos god, Blizzard, then he is clearly a heretic.

How dare you...

There are only 4 chaos gods and even hinting of there being a 5th chaos god is pure and utter heresy. You say blizzard? Does this mean Ulric?

Are you calling the God Sigmar himself worshipped a chaos god?

Now we know who the true heretic in our midst is... that nurgle phase wasn't an affliction from Midaski, that was his true form out of control

I think you know what to do gentlemen... 

[McKnight]

erh...right...


Actually Volkmar went to the wastes as well and isnt declared heretic, although i have my doubts... Isnt Mathi appointed by the grand theogonist himself?..
Looking back into the archives i can see that the signature and date written by the grand theogonist was indeed while he was in the wastes. Meaning that Mathi have feigned Volkmar's signature.

Well Blizzard is the 5th chaos god... As learning inquisitor you, Wyzer, should know that there are indeed more than 4 chaos gods... They just arent trademarked and made infamous by GW like the rest.
Truly Blizzard is a heretic god, drinking the souls of young men (and few women) in order to grow stronger. We have all seent the southpark episode "Make love, not warcraft" and seen what it can do you young children.
Ulric wouldnt be a chaos god, nor would Ulric be Blizzard, for Ulric doesnt know how to make a profit on living souls, he just kills wolves.

[Obi]

But further investigation has shown that in this 'alternate reality' Wyzer is .... a WIZARD 

I take great offense to being called a wizard

For 1. I am a priest (check my sig) AKA a Warrior Priest

I am no Wizard


Secondly Wizards are not heretics anyways, we have the colleges of magic for a reason, so even if I was I wouldn't be a heretic

ANd how can someone who casts his prayer of healing spell and yells, "BY SIGMARS DIVINE WRATH, THOU SHALT NOT DIE!" be a heretic? I mean that has awesome (and geek) written all over it 

You're a Blood Elf Priest. That means you sacrifice those elf chicks to Khorne. Hell, if that isn't heresy...

[Wyzer1]

Ya well you cant even quote correctly so 

Ha, funny story

So the other day me and a group are doing the 'scarlet monestary' run

And we get to the end and get ready to fight "High Inquistior Whitemane (or something)"

And as we get to him I yell "DIE IMPOSTER!" noone got it 

[wissenlander]

Looks like your new nerdy friends aren't as nerdy as they could be.

[Wyzer1]

Looks like your new nerdy friends aren't as nerdy as they could be.

Well, noone recognized that reference, and I really dont think they should have... Only 1 of my r/l friends would have likely got it anyways

But both groups I cast my macro that says "BY SIGMARS... etc" someone commented on it  Consdering how many people I know that play warhammer personally that dont even know who Sigmar is, I'd say that was a cool occurence

And they were just pickup groups anyways, my normal (r/l) friends would have got the macro joke 

[McKnight]

OKay... this is deffinitely heresy.. Talking WoW in the Tabernacle..


*Goes down to Wyzer's isolation cell... pulls the internet plug... and goes back upstairs with Wissenlander's Wife*