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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1500 on: June 18, 2008, 04:03:56 PM »
Well, lets get to it, I shall ensure the firewood is in order!

Thats Heretical for wood elves is it not? ::heretic:: :happy:

I've been wondering about that particular aspect of Mathi's split personality myself...
                     
Hmm, if the woodies had an inquisition...and they dont use fire...they probablly...use some sort of...man-eating...moss?

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1501 on: June 18, 2008, 04:09:33 PM »
BAH!!! Even the Wood elves use fire! They just do it with more respect and caution than the Keigh-Mons...
You only use wood that is dead, see. And sadly, there is loads of that stuff due to all them interloopers running around cutting down trees willy-nilly.
Use dead wood, mind you. And you will find that dead and dry wood is infact better than newlyfeeled moisty wood.

As for the WE inquisition, well...shhh... I mean... This is top secret, but I have some connections. And they uses...
Sorry, it is so secret I cannot even say it outright, but I can give you hints. See, it has to do with the opposite of fire.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1502 on: June 18, 2008, 05:48:54 PM »
..they probably...use some sort of...man-eating...moss?

It's called "Kate Moss"

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1503 on: June 18, 2008, 05:56:20 PM »
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1504 on: June 18, 2008, 06:00:45 PM »
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1505 on: June 18, 2008, 06:31:46 PM »
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ANTI-INQUISITION appears!

And gets swiftly chased out again.

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« Reply #1506 on: June 18, 2008, 09:26:28 PM »
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1507 on: June 19, 2008, 02:16:43 PM »
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...

... :icon_confused: I can't come up with a good enough sausage pun... :-(
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1508 on: June 19, 2008, 02:23:42 PM »
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...

... :icon_confused: I can't come up with a good enough sausage pun... :-(

Erm.....*thinks*....

Me neither.  :|

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1509 on: June 19, 2008, 03:47:09 PM »
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Oo, very nice. I'm glad you brat the wurst  :roll:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1510 on: June 19, 2008, 03:52:16 PM »
Midaski that is a terrible pun! (and also one of your best :) )

Still as a way to go, it might not be the worst....

Bah-da-bum...  oh wait, you said worst not wort...

I'll call your wort and raise you a wurst...
Oo, very nice. I'm glad you brat the wurst  :roll:

 :unsure: I don't think that quite smokes the sausage...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1511 on: June 19, 2008, 04:23:32 PM »
Oh will you stop it already!  :dry:


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1512 on: June 19, 2008, 04:32:47 PM »
Only you can prevent puns!


Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1513 on: June 19, 2008, 04:35:55 PM »
Only you can prevent puns!


Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition  :engel:

It was only a matter of time...  We knew he'd give in.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1514 on: June 19, 2008, 04:40:48 PM »
OH MY LORD!!! Hell has frozen over! Rufus joining the Inquisition?!?!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1515 on: June 19, 2008, 04:55:08 PM »
OH MY LORD!!! Hell has frozen over! Rufus joining the Inquisition?!?!


Before you know it, he'll be posting in the Back Table regularly....

Wait a minute....
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1516 on: June 19, 2008, 05:17:48 PM »
.... So when are the deamons coming forth from the depths of hell?... when will the dead work earth?... When will Steveb stop posting new pics of his minis?



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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1517 on: June 19, 2008, 05:34:12 PM »
.... So when are the deamons coming forth from the depths of hell?...


Leave Philly in the basement already ! We just chased him down again....
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1518 on: June 19, 2008, 08:18:38 PM »
Hear yee, hear yee!

The assembly of the Inquisition must gather pronto!

We have a very serious case to consider, an unauthorized burning outside this hallowed tread! Young inquisitor Helborg, just for fun as it seems, burnt non other than old Wyzer here in another tread (albeit it was about witch hunts).
It is urgent that the members go to the bottom with this burning. We must first consider if Helborg went beyond his mandate as inquisitor and burnt a person not accused of witchcraft or heresy, but used the hallowed flames only for fun.
Second, we must investigate if this prank is to be considered as an assault on a senior member, and therefore also a breach of discipline and an act of insubordination.

However, if we find that Wyzer had indeed commited an act of heresy, are Helborg to be declared innocent or is he still to be punished for having commited the burning without following proper procedure.

If Helborg is found guilty, what is then a suitable punishment for this act? To clean the dungeons after Philly and the cats? To live with Philly and the cats for a month? One month of flagelation and prayer?

Gentlemen! This is a VERY serious affair.

So lets debate. Helborg, what do you have to say in your defence? Do you plead innocense (Not that it matters, really...)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1519 on: June 19, 2008, 08:45:33 PM »
*crawls from the fire*

*cough* What in carnation?

I ... was just walking along and all of a sudden BOOM I was knocked on the head and tossed into a burn pile

Luckily, Daemonic Armor
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Alrighty Helborg, you have some explaining to do...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1520 on: June 19, 2008, 08:50:41 PM »
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1521 on: June 19, 2008, 08:54:31 PM »
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...
On a completely unrelated note

What is the technical name for that color blue?  :roll:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1522 on: June 19, 2008, 08:57:28 PM »
Unfortunately for you, Wyzer1, your post happened to fall on a blue post sequence. You've incriminated yourself...
On a completely unrelated note

What is the technical name for that color blue?  :roll:

IM STILL GOING TO PRETEND LIKE IT HELPS! GOOBER! ;-)

Unfortunately for you, you are still stuck in the blue color post cycle...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1523 on: June 19, 2008, 09:05:59 PM »
What is the technical name for that color blue?  :roll:

copy and paste blue?
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« Reply #1524 on: June 19, 2008, 10:57:06 PM »
Consider yourself an honorary member of the Inquisition  :engel:

I will do anything to stop the spread of the greatest and most pervasive evil in the world today.

I speak, of course, of puns.
Even more evil that l33t speakers?

 :unsure: I'd take puns anyday...




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