Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 252791 times)

jlutin · « **Reply #1525 on:** June 19, 2008, 11:13:23 PM »

Did someone say sausages?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHKB6nQrzM

offroadfury88 · « **Reply #1526 on:** June 20, 2008, 12:34:05 AM »

I dont think l33t typers are lazy, The "3" key is higher then the "E" key...

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1527 on:** June 20, 2008, 08:42:41 AM »

Copy and paste as much as you like, Wyzer!

*Mathi puts on his Blessed kettlehat

"You have cleared young Helborg from all suspicions and have proven that his actions where guided by Sigmar!

I got a nice bonfire prepared with enchanted deadwood. IT will pierce your body while it burn you Wyzer. Sorry, but then it is Phillytime for you, Wyzer."

He turns and shouts down into the cellar.

"Philly, you have one to collect here when the firetime is over! Can you make some room for Wyzer?"

Wyzer

Merrick · « **Reply #1528 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:03:31 PM »

In the name of the ANTI-INQUISTION I shall burn Mathi for burning so many people.

Mathi Alflut

W00t! My first ever burning!

Brionne · « **Reply #1529 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Wyzer1 on June 19, 2008, 10:57:06 PM

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That was my best impression anyways

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Helborg · « **Reply #1530 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:09:00 PM »

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on June 19, 2008, 08:06:45 PM

An unauthorized random burning in the wrong tread!!!
Come along here, Helborg! You know you cannot go around and burn people willy nilly without an angry mob as your witnesses. And you have.... BURNT WYZER!!!!

Ohhhh ddeeaarrr.... This will turn ugly...
Now, get back to the inquisition tread, pronto!

Sorry I'm late guys,

Quote from: Eight on June 20, 2008, 03:03:31 PM

In the name of the ANTI-INQUISTION I shall burn Mathi for burning so many people.

Mathi Alflut

W00t! My first ever burning!

WHAT!!?? o_0 I called this little rebellion off ages ago and yet people still fight on?
Eight as your ex-superior officer I order you to allow me to BURN YOU AT THE STAKE

Eight

Sanj

Merrick · « **Reply #1531 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:13:55 PM »

Quote

WHAT!!?? o_0 I called this little rebellion off ages ago and yet people still fight on?
Eight as your ex-superior officer I order you to allow me to BURN YOU AT THE STAKE

Eight

Sanj

I would like to point out I am now the sole ANTI-INQUISITOR and I am nothing to do with my ex-employers.
I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.

Helborg · « **Reply #1532 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:19:15 PM »

Ahh well you're dead anyway

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on June 20, 2008, 08:42:41 AM

"You have cleared young Helborg from all suspicions and have proven that his actions where guided by Sigmar!
I got a nice bonfire prepared with enchanted deadwood. IT will pierce your body while it burn you Wyzer. Sorry, but then it is Phillytime for you, Wyzer."

Told ya so

Sanj

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1533 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Eight on June 20, 2008, 03:13:55 PM

I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.

Sure, as soon as my marshmallow's done...

Merrick · « **Reply #1534 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:06:51 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on June 20, 2008, 03:21:30 PM

Quote from: Eight on June 20, 2008, 03:13:55 PM

I would also like to ask if somebody could put out the fire I appear to be standing on, and release me from the stake I appear to be tied to.
Thank you.

Sure, as soon as my marshmallow's done...

The sooner the better, I think I'm becoming slightly over-done...

jlutin · « **Reply #1535 on:** June 21, 2008, 01:13:45 AM »

Quote from: Eight on June 20, 2008, 09:06:51 PM

The sooner the better, I think I'm becoming slightly over-done...

You don't ask the fire when the marshmallow is done, you ask the marshmallow.

Soth, you'll never get the marshmallow toasty unless you put down the ale and hold it on the fire. I'll get another log.

phillyt · « **Reply #1536 on:** June 21, 2008, 01:45:29 AM »

God, someone make some room down in the cells, there's alot of burninating going on upstairs...

Phil

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1537 on:** June 21, 2008, 09:59:30 AM »

*Steps out of the flame, dust of his robes, adjust his kettlehat and step forth toward Eight and grabs him by the throat and lifts him up

"You burn me in the name of the anti-inquisition I see. But as you observe, your flames where heretical and as a faithful priest and servant of Sigmar, and of Ulric on top of that, my arse is so covered in that direction your flames only made my thirsty!"

"Now, that Helborg have given you the proper burning you deserved, you will get a final farewell from me"

*Mathi headbutts Eight with the brim of his kettlehat and breaks Eights nose.

"Yeah, luckily I got me blessed kettelhat upon my head, for it is good for a lot of things. Now... you shared excuse of a corpse, I have one final thing to say..."

*Mathi gives Eight a sound kick in the butt that sends Eight flying down to Phillys twisted cellars.

"You got an extra customer, Philly! Do as you pleace with him!"

Merrick · « **Reply #1538 on:** June 21, 2008, 11:15:35 AM »

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on June 21, 2008, 09:59:30 AM

*Steps out of the flame, dust of his robes, adjust his kettlehat and step forth toward Eight and grabs him by the throat and lifts him up

"You burn me in the name of the anti-inquisition I see. But as you observe, your flames where heretical and as a faithful priest and servant of Sigmar, and of Ulric on top of that, my arse is so covered in that direction your flames only made my thirsty!"

"Now, that Helborg have given you the proper burning you deserved, you will get a final farewell from me"

*Mathi headbutts Eight with the brim of his kettlehat and breaks Eights nose.

"Yeah, luckily I got me blessed kettelhat upon my head, for it is good for a lot of things. Now... you shared excuse of a corpse, I have one final thing to say..."

*Mathi gives Eight a sound kick in the butt that sends Eight flying down to Phillys twisted cellars.

"You got an extra customer, Philly! Do as you pleace with him!"

Bugger.

Midaski · « **Reply #1539 on:** June 21, 2008, 03:44:51 PM »

Quote from: Eight on June 21, 2008, 11:15:35 AM

Bugger.

I am sure none of us wants to know what is going to happen in the cellar - thank you.

Merrick · « **Reply #1540 on:** June 21, 2008, 04:44:14 PM »

Quote from: Midaski on June 21, 2008, 03:44:51 PM

Quote from: Eight on June 21, 2008, 11:15:35 AM
Bugger.

I am sure none of us wants to know what is going to happen in the cellar - thank you.

Not even I know what's going on in the cellar.
Philly has yet to administer his punishments.

Mathi Alfblut · « **Reply #1541 on:** June 21, 2008, 07:05:35 PM »

Ahem... well, you said bugger... But I suggest you stop thinking about punishment and let Philly bring on what he finds fitting. I mean, do not give him any ideas...
After all, the cats are down there aswell, so he may only force you to keep clean after them and so on. I´f you´re lucky. However, you never know what Siberius may be up too...

Merrick · « **Reply #1542 on:** June 21, 2008, 07:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on June 21, 2008, 07:05:35 PM

Ahem... well, you said bugger... But I suggest you stop thinking about punishment and let Philly bring on what he finds fitting. I mean, do not give him any ideas...
After all, the cats are down there aswell, so he may only force you to keep clean after them and so on. I´f you´re lucky. However, you never know what Siberius may be up too...

I am unabashed by the horrors that may be awaiting me! My faith and will keep me strong, and I shall not falter!

For Altdorf!

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1543 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:13:03 PM »

OK, I have no idea what he did to eight, but here is a pic of philly laughing demonically last night... one can almost hear the bestial roar that left his throat at the moment this pic was taken..

Midaski · « **Reply #1544 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:17:45 PM »

Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............

phillyt · « **Reply #1545 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:20:10 PM »

Well thats a rather vile thought...

Punishments will be forthcoming, I have to consult my associate and head necromancer Siberius concerning appropriate... modifications...

Bwa ha ha ha ha...

Phil

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1546 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:33:06 PM »

Quote from: Midaski on June 22, 2008, 01:17:45 PM

Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !

Merrick · « **Reply #1547 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:28:57 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 01:33:06 PM

Quote from: Midaski on June 22, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !

You're not the one just outta the shot.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #1548 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:32:07 PM »

Quote from: Eight on June 22, 2008, 06:28:57 PM

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 01:33:06 PM
Quote from: Midaski on June 22, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !

You're not the one just outta the shot.

Do you confirm that version of the events ?

Merrick · « **Reply #1549 on:** June 22, 2008, 07:35:39 PM »

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 06:32:07 PM

Quote from: Eight on June 22, 2008, 06:28:57 PM
Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on June 22, 2008, 01:33:06 PM
Quote from: Midaski on June 22, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
Hmmmm .......maybe Eight is just out of shot ..............

I did not want that mental image... but LOL !

You're not the one just outta the shot.

Do you confirm that version of the events ?

I confirm nothing.

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Author Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend (Read 252791 times)