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Offline Spiney

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1600 on: July 03, 2008, 11:36:53 AM »
Quote from: Ben Seib on June 29, 2008, 04:10:21 PM

Sigmar is cheap. We use dry sticks and if dry sticks are out of fashion we wait. WE WAIT until dry sticks are back in fashion and we can walk around naked going "nice faggot" to each other while carrying fascines and commenting on our peices of wood being out.
Oh my, a confession from his own mouth, Slaanesh has infiltrated the Sigmarite inquisition!!!

Now lets see if I remember how to do this...

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1601 on: July 03, 2008, 05:28:25 PM »
Okay okay I'll take care of this one

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Spiney ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1602 on: July 03, 2008, 05:48:39 PM »
The thanks to you, milord Helborg. Spiney was already burnt a thousand times by me, so I need to put him on the list of dangerous undeads.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1603 on: July 03, 2008, 06:17:59 PM »
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1604 on: July 03, 2008, 07:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1605 on: July 03, 2008, 07:25:50 PM »
I am getting tired of this blasphemy. I just light the bonfire here and now!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Alright, have an cold McRufas beer, Spiney, Helborg is just to trigger happy.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1606 on: July 03, 2008, 08:16:14 PM »
Why meeeee?
Do you not like the ANTI-INQUISTION'S techniques?  :-P
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1607 on: July 03, 2008, 08:24:09 PM »
Quote from: Eight on July 03, 2008, 08:16:14 PM
Why meeeee?
Do you not like the ANTI-INQUISTION'S techniques?  :-P

Like the plague they just wont stay away >_<

::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Eight  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

I feel better now  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1608 on: July 03, 2008, 08:28:41 PM »
*sigh*
We must do this the hard way then.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic::  Wyzer ::heretic::
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Burn, Inquisitorial dude, burn!  :evil:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1609 on: July 03, 2008, 08:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Eight on July 03, 2008, 08:28:41 PM
*sigh*
We must do this the hard way then.

*failed burning attempt*

Burn, Inquisitorial dude, burn!  :evil:
You cant burn me!

I have more posts than you  :biggriin:


If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful that you could ever imagine...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1610 on: July 03, 2008, 09:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Eight on July 03, 2008, 07:08:32 PM
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1611 on: July 04, 2008, 02:02:22 PM »
I have a question:

Where are we actually located?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1612 on: July 04, 2008, 06:24:57 PM »
Altdorf of course...  :unsure:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1613 on: July 04, 2008, 09:24:35 PM »
At the cheap end of town.

In a derelict warehouse.

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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1614 on: July 05, 2008, 08:12:35 AM »
Which serves as a cover for our operations.

The secret underground part is of course only open to members... Philly thinks he's the only one in a basement, when in fact he's just situated in the lowest floors of a basement complex.

Of course, headquarters has several other entrances as well. Rufus, for example, has been known to enter after swimming through the sewer system. Apart from Philly, we all wish he wouldn't do that...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1615 on: July 05, 2008, 11:23:28 AM »
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 09:13:01 PM
Quote from: Eight on July 03, 2008, 07:08:32 PM
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::

Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+?  :wink:

Also...I AM a religion.  8-)
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Offline Midaski

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1616 on: July 05, 2008, 11:27:50 AM »
They think it's and underground complex - we know it's actually the sewer system

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on July 05, 2008, 08:12:35 AM
Which serves as a cover for our operations.

The full description you were looking for is "Drain" cover ............

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on July 05, 2008, 08:12:35 AM

The secret underground part is of course only open to members... Philly thinks he's the only one in a basement, when in fact he's just situated in the lowest floors of a basement complex.

The secret undergound part is nicely contained by several grilles that are not there to stop others getting in, they are to prevent you lot getting out.

Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on July 05, 2008, 08:12:35 AM

Of course, headquarters has several other entrances as well.

Yes you can lift up a drain cover and drop / slide down anytime, but then of course getting out will be difficult ........

..... and of course after a while your olifactory senses seek to work like the rest of us - you get used to the smell.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1617 on: July 05, 2008, 11:29:12 AM »
Quote from: rufus sparkfire on July 05, 2008, 11:21:04 AM
Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on July 05, 2008, 08:12:35 AM
Rufus, for example, has been known to enter after swimming through the sewer system. Apart from Philly, we all wish he wouldn't do that...

I really hope this isn't the incredibly dirty joke I suspect it might be.  :icon_eek:

There's no need to float that one out for discussion ................

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1618 on: July 05, 2008, 05:16:14 PM »
Quote from: Eight on July 05, 2008, 11:23:28 AM
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 09:13:01 PM
Quote from: Eight on July 03, 2008, 07:08:32 PM
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::

Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+?  :wink:

Also...I AM a religion.  8-)

I use my specially modified "ward save" dices, which has a "4" on every one of it's sides  :happy:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1619 on: July 05, 2008, 05:40:51 PM »
Quote from: Spiney on July 05, 2008, 05:16:14 PM
Quote from: Eight on July 05, 2008, 11:23:28 AM
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 09:13:01 PM
Quote from: Eight on July 03, 2008, 07:08:32 PM
Quote from: Spiney on July 03, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
Undead? pah you're just woefully inefficient at burning people, 2 seconds on the bonfire and sloosh, the merciful waters of Manann quench the flames to save his chosen servant from death. Its happened sooooo many times already I'm surprised you Siggys haven't cottoned on yet...

This is easily solved.
I'll just run you through with a greatsword.  :biggriin:

Fool, the ward save provided by my Holy relic will put a stop to this nonsense, quit fooling around and get yourself a religion!

Thanks Mathi  :::cheers:::

Yeh, and then what if you don't roll a 4+?  :wink:

Also...I AM a religion.  8-)

I use my specially modified "ward save" dices, which has a "4" on every one of it's sides  :happy:

...

 :|

Doesn't that defeat the point slightly.....? :roll:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1620 on: July 07, 2008, 09:22:05 AM »
Quote from: McKnight on July 04, 2008, 06:24:57 PM
Altdorf of course...  :unsure:
Well, Nuln could've been possible too, you know.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1621 on: July 07, 2008, 09:46:32 AM »
Quote from: Obi on July 07, 2008, 09:22:05 AM
Quote from: McKnight on July 04, 2008, 06:24:57 PM
Altdorf of course...  :unsure:
Well, Nuln could've been possible too, you know.

No.
Altdorf.
Everything needs more Altdorf.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1622 on: July 07, 2008, 09:50:36 AM »
Oh shut up will ya. What do you know about the inquisition?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1623 on: July 07, 2008, 09:59:33 AM »
Quote from: Obi on July 07, 2008, 09:50:36 AM
Oh shut up will ya. What do you know about the inquisition?

I know that they suck.... :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1624 on: July 07, 2008, 11:51:01 AM »
Quote from: warhammerlord_soth on July 02, 2008, 11:11:08 AM
Quote from: Eight on July 02, 2008, 10:00:46 AM
Quote from: Mathi Alfblut on July 02, 2008, 07:42:06 AM
It is the point, Eight. Why should the anti-inquisition have any glory, and the real inquisition no glory?

The Inquisition suck.  :-D

Not at the prices you pay for the wenches' services.... :engel:

See above...
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