Topic: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend

[Merrick]

Now, look what I found, spoken out loud on this site!

And saying that new priests are ugly is a sure sign you need to replace those spectacles you got in 6th grade...

The ... new ... Warrior Priests ... are ... UGLY!

Blasphemic speech about Sigmars shepards! For this there can be only one punishment!

 
  Viktor 
 

Yeh...but...they aren't exactly good-looking...

[Mathi Alfblut]

Some never learn, do they..

For the sake of Sigmar! Wether they look good or not is irrelevant. He blasphemed by saying they look ugly and dogma states that is blasphemy to insult the priesthood of Sigmar... REGARDLESS OF THE VALIDITY OF THE STATEMENT!!!!

Have I made myself clear or shall I ask Philly to take you "under his wings" Eight?

[Obi]

I resign

[Merrick]

I resign.

Woo hoo!
The Inquistion crumbles before me. 

[Helborg]

For the sake of Sigmar!

What's this? Taking the name of Sigmar in vein, eh? BURN HERETIC!

 
  Mathi
 



Sanj

[Mathi Alfblut]

Arrr...
What have I done!???

Thanks for your pious action and swift judgement, Helborg! I shall now give myself 100 lashes with the heavy flail upon my now very blistered body and then go on a pilgrimage in the tracks of Luthor Huss, seeking out the vilest of the Empires foes and face them hammer in hand, until I have made amend for my sin!

[Helborg]

Arrr...
What have I done!???

Thanks for your pious action and swift judgement, Helborg! I shall now give myself 100 lashes with the heavy flail upon my now very blistered body and then go on a pilgrimage in the tracks of Luthor Huss, seeking out the vilest of the Empires foes and face them hammer in hand, until I have made amend for my sin!

Hmmm seeing your cooperation, begins to make me think that you are NOT a heretic and this is just a slip of the toungue, but we cannot be sure, ah screw it, we forgive you Mathi, minus 1 lash from your punishment 


Sanj

[phillyt]

The new WP models are awesome.

This thread is death to thought.

Phil

[Merrick]

The new WP models are awesome.

This thread is death to thought.

Phil

Can I burn the thread? 

[warhammerlord_soth]

[Mathi Alfblut]

Ah, thanks Helborg...
Damn, that was some ordeal!

Wait, are we burning the tread?

NOOOO!!!!

*Mathi grabs the bathtubs and pour the water over the burning tread.

[McKnight]

*Locks his fireproof door*

[Helborg]

hmmmm *Sits on floor and prays, seconds later the thread floods* Wait a sec, his didn't work *swims tosme sort of surface and works on Helborg's Ark* 

Sanj

[Merrick]

*continues shooting stuff with big fireballs*

[Sigmar's son]

Ah now, your all acting like heritics!
I have returned from another one of my pilgramages, being lashed everytime I ddn't stay at the exact same speed along my long and dangerous journey.
I am now sane and ready to fight Chaos. I do not feel any physical pain anymore.
I also love to kill lots of orcs, in case that brings me some favour in the court?

[phillyt]

*checks his deed to see if his fire insurance is up to par... maybe will need to pass this on to the tenents...*

Phil

[Veldemere]

As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...

[rufus sparkfire]

As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...

Take a breath Veldemere! How about a bit of punctuation now and then? 

[Veldemere]

Admittedly the elipsis at the denoument was perhaps not sufficient, but one has to appeal to this new post-MTV generation, they are in ever such a rush you know! 

[rufus sparkfire]

I nearly passed out when I was reading it. Two whole lines without a pause. 

[phillyt]

Oh but Eight is so darling with his creepy webcam pics of warmachines!

Phil

[warhammerlord_soth]

Order of conduct!

A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.

All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.

Here is the code

* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.

* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.

* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.

* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.

I thought it was time to go back to the roots.

[Merrick]

As one of the founding members of the tabernacle I have to say i look forward to the day eight and Sigmars son hit puberty and find better things to do than spam this thread and it can go back to the low class but elitist spam it once was and not the odd kid in the corner pre pubescent dirge it is now...

My puberty will never be hit! You are cursed forever!

...oh, wait a minute....

[Mathi Alfblut]

*Reads the rules..

Pfft... I am a Warrior priest of Sigmar, not your Inquisitor, and it seems to be what is needed for getting this organisation running!
But then, just let me be that half-official, half renegade Luthor Huss persona that get things done while you sit there and scheme and end up with a beast in your midst!

Anyway, I am off to my church again. Seems you need some prayers made in your name. Anyone in need of confession should make apointment as proper. Drop-in hour between 12 and 1PM.

Good to see you back, repenting Son. Here is always plenty to do. I suggest you go and give Eighty some rough treatment. Remember that upward swing with the hammer I taught you. Will help him against his puberty permanently if you get a really good hit in.

[phillyt]

Soth, are you honestly claiming Wyzer is important enough to reogranize S.H.I.T.?

S.H.I.T. is shit, and no WOW player will be able to "reorganize" something that is a pile of poop.

Phil