The Inquisitorial Court is now in session! *BANG* *BANG*
I will leave up to the Grand Inquisitor to pass judgement. Your only hope is that he is one of those who believes Skaven to be a childrens "tail".
Alright, Bring out the defendant!
Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience
Quite your tongue! Now, unlike a normal court, you will actually be given a chance to defend yourself... Now, tell us what happend
It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes ), my concentration just lapsed for a moment.
True, it takes effort. And then what happened?
And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen.
But wait, were you to like cheese, wouldn't you like Gazzors list? Shouldn't you be trying to rid the world of the mutant rats?
I try to fight them, honest.
Unacceptable. A true Sigmarite does not Try, he does, or does not. There is no "Try". This brings us to the second allegation again you. Is it true that you have been playing with rats, sexually?
I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.
Absolutely sick and unacceptable. Please wait in the back room and await your judgement
I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.
Bring the defendent forward. You are hereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake
If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.
Fair enough, your assisisant is thereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake. Good day!
Ratarsed
Did you just insult my intelligence! Ill have your head!!!
*BANG* *BANG* Court is adjurned!