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« Reply #4375 on: March 25, 2013, 05:14:56 PM »
Grutch was the voice and visual model for Cortana.
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« Reply #4376 on: March 25, 2013, 05:19:10 PM »
thats another thing I didn't really like.

cortana made me feel like this
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« Reply #4377 on: March 25, 2013, 05:29:40 PM »
havnt played halo 4 yet
thats another thing I didn't really like.

cortana made me feel like this

i fail to see the bad thing here
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« Reply #4378 on: March 25, 2013, 06:06:25 PM »
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« Reply #4379 on: March 25, 2013, 06:27:47 PM »
thats another thing I didn't really like.

cortana made me feel like this


Really? She was milfy, arguably the hottest she's been, but also just a projection of a computer program, so I can see why it might be skeevy. Still, an AI is still an intelligence. Or was it cause Cortana's only 8 years old?
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« Reply #4380 on: March 25, 2013, 06:30:53 PM »
thats another thing I didn't really like.

cortana made me feel like this


Really? She was milfy, arguably the hottest she's been, but also just a projection of a computer program, so I can see why it might be skeevy. Still, an AI is still an intelligence. Or was it cause Cortana's only 8 years old?
hottest AI: Cortana or EDI?


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« Reply #4381 on: March 25, 2013, 06:47:23 PM »
Whoa... he must be a Master Chef.


Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

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« Reply #4382 on: March 25, 2013, 07:44:02 PM »
Really? She was milfy, arguably the hottest she's been, but also just a projection of a computer program, so I can see why it might be skeevy. Still, an AI is still an intelligence. Or was it cause Cortana's only 8 years old?
hottest AI: Cortana or EDI?

Cortana did not have an awkward camel toe, and her relationship with Master Chief was whole lot less inyourfaceifhalocandoitsocanwe overtly sexual than EDI and Joker.
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« Reply #4383 on: March 25, 2013, 08:31:51 PM »
Really? She was milfy, arguably the hottest she's been, but also just a projection of a computer program, so I can see why it might be skeevy. Still, an AI is still an intelligence. Or was it cause Cortana's only 8 years old?
hottest AI: Cortana or EDI?

Cortana did not have an awkward camel toe, and her relationship with Master Chief was whole lot less inyourfaceifhalocandoitsocanwe overtly sexual than EDI and Joker.
honestly I only saw the camel toe when she wore Miranda's old costume...and it was awkward at all... :biggriin:  And EDI and Jokers relationship dynamic is worlds apart from Chief and Cortana's.  Again I havnt played Halo 4 but 1-3 seemed more like super best friends than a romance.  EDI is more like data with a sexy female voice and a fembot body from futurama.  Cortana understands humans better and is a more developed AI as far as humans go.  EDI is still learning and has that innocent "why?' aspect.  It is an interesting question none the less.  Not to mention EDI is really housed inside the ship, not the robot, where as Cortana is pretty much housed in a computer chip.
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Re: Gamer thread
« Reply #4384 on: March 25, 2013, 08:47:52 PM »
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« Reply #4385 on: March 25, 2013, 08:54:27 PM »
thats another thing I didn't really like.

cortana made me feel like this


Really? She was milfy, arguably the hottest she's been, but also just a projection of a computer program, so I can see why it might be skeevy. Still, an AI is still an intelligence. Or was it cause Cortana's only 8 years old?

exactly, so why is she hot?

It's weird.

I'm glad they de-cleavaged elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite
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« Reply #4386 on: March 25, 2013, 09:24:14 PM »
Sigh folks with the hot AIs....
cant watch it at work, blocked by my agency, but I am hoping its the video I have been trying to find just for this topic.  The futurama highschool hygiene video about dating robots. "Nah I just want to sit here and make out with my Marylin Monrobot!"
found it!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4510

 
Really? She was milfy, arguably the hottest she's been, but also just a projection of a computer program, so I can see why it might be skeevy. Still, an AI is still an intelligence. Or was it cause Cortana's only 8 years old?

exactly, so why is she hot?

It's weird.

I'm glad they de-cleavaged elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite
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« Reply #4387 on: March 25, 2013, 09:30:22 PM »
armour that only covers the nipples, ridiculously proportioned women, sexy AIs.

Just doesn't do it for me.

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« Reply #4388 on: March 25, 2013, 09:35:35 PM »
armour that only covers the nipples, ridiculously proportioned women, sexy AIs.

Just doesn't do it for me.
oh fanservice, sex sells and all that.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/MsFanservice/VideoGames
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« Reply #4389 on: March 25, 2013, 09:39:33 PM »
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« Reply #4390 on: March 25, 2013, 09:47:32 PM »
http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com/

armour that only covers the nipples, ridiculously proportioned women, sexy AIs.

Just doesn't do it for me.
sex sells

of course.

But when I want to fap, I fap.


I find it a bit insulting.
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« Reply #4391 on: March 25, 2013, 09:53:25 PM »
hehe I dont fap to VG characters but I understand the appeal.  :icon_wink:
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« Reply #4392 on: March 25, 2013, 09:53:44 PM »
But then this happens!  :icon_eek:

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« Reply #4393 on: March 25, 2013, 10:06:34 PM »
and fan fic, and fan art and cosplay.

#justsayno
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« Reply #4394 on: March 25, 2013, 10:17:02 PM »
and fan fic, and fan art and cosplay.

#justsayno

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« Reply #4395 on: March 25, 2013, 10:28:30 PM »
Some Cosplay is quite... inspiring.
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« Reply #4396 on: March 25, 2013, 10:32:24 PM »
I don't care about the rules.

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« Reply #4397 on: March 25, 2013, 10:33:45 PM »
See, that's awesome!
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« Reply #4398 on: March 25, 2013, 10:40:03 PM »
I actually can't complain about cosplay too much.

apart from the general objectification of women in the industry.

At least they are real girls

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« Reply #4399 on: March 25, 2013, 11:10:25 PM »
I liked Cortana, and me and my girl both found her part in the Halo 4 story touching.  I did kindof dislike how killing the final boss was just button mashing.  The first go at it, B was dead and it was just me and I didn't even realize I had to push buttons; I thought it was a cut scene and so I died.  The second time I succeeded and we were both like "Really, that was the final boss?"  Kinda similar to the letdown at the end of ME: 3...the final boss should be a difficult, or at least tense, fight.
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