Haven't met him on the boards yet (I think) But if your an inquisitor, isnt there suppose to be some test or ritual you do to see if he is heritical? And if he fails your burn him...
Wait! This sounds oh so familiar
Peasant: We found a witch may we burn her?
::insert the rest::
Knight: So why do witches burn?
Peasant: um...cause...cause they're made of wood?
::fast forward a bit more::
Peasant: So if she weights the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Knight: And therefore?
Peasant: (Long Pause) A WITCH!
edited for spelling mistakes, my bad.