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Offline Gneisenau

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« Reply #2850 on: October 13, 2015, 10:12:42 PM »
Well I can't post that monkey gif every time you say something, can I?

Okay, once more:


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« Reply #2851 on: October 13, 2015, 10:15:10 PM »
That does not count: you are too smart by half too.
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« Reply #2852 on: October 13, 2015, 11:29:16 PM »
If it wasn't for the breast plates, they might pass as dudes.  Sorry doesn't work for me.
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« Reply #2853 on: October 13, 2015, 11:54:01 PM »
Which is pretty much the case for real women in armor, except for the breastplates.

Here's Kristen Stewart (definitely not a dude) in "Snow White", wearing lighter armor than the one above:



With full plate, there will be little to no difference.

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« Reply #2854 on: October 13, 2015, 11:58:03 PM »
Which is pretty much the case for real women in armor, except for the breastplates.

Here's Kristen Stewart (definitely not a dude) in "Snow White", wearing lighter armor than the one above:



With full plate, there will be little to no difference.

And who would want that?
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« Reply #2855 on: October 14, 2015, 12:07:18 AM »
Me, especially if she's the only one covering my back while I'm fighting orcs. :icon_biggrin:

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« Reply #2856 on: October 14, 2015, 12:27:24 AM »
Yes it is true that Women don't need breast on their breastplates, but they might want them anyway.








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« Reply #2857 on: October 14, 2015, 07:41:53 AM »
Yes it is true that Women don't need breast on their breastplates, but they might want them anyway.

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No they would not. the whole point of armour is that it can deflect blows. Boobs don't deflect blows.
Those piece you show were propably mostly ceremonial, a fashion trend or (thinking out loud here) ment to be used on horseback (?)
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« Reply #2858 on: October 14, 2015, 07:43:12 AM »
Yes it is true that Women don't need breast on their breastplates, but they might want them anyway.

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No they would not. the whole point of armour is that it can deflect blows. Boobs don't deflect blows.
Those piece you show were propably mostly ceremonial, a fashion trend or (thinking out loud here) ment to be used on horseback (?)


anyway the first model still looks striking! nice for a sisters of sigmar warband ... :)
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« Reply #2859 on: October 14, 2015, 07:43:27 AM »
Come on guys ..... what is this Rock, Paper,  ............










It's Fantasy so they need to show they have boobs.
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« Reply #2860 on: October 14, 2015, 12:45:39 PM »
Which is pretty much the case for real women in armor, except for the breastplates.

Here's Kristen Stewart (definitely not a dude) in "Snow White", wearing lighter armor than the one above:



With full plate, there will be little to no difference.
And who would want that?
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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« Reply #2861 on: October 14, 2015, 12:54:50 PM »
Yes it is true that Women don't need breast on their breastplates, but they might want them anyway.

They wouldn't because unlike the pictures posted a boobplate is a danger to the wearer where as large codpieces [which were never used on battle armour] don't make the armour worse

Offline Fidelis von Sigmaringen

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« Reply #2862 on: October 14, 2015, 12:56:59 PM »
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Would that be a bed of mails, then?
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« Reply #2863 on: October 14, 2015, 04:48:43 PM »
Yes it is true that Women don't need breast on their breastplates, but they might want them anyway.

They wouldn't because unlike the pictures posted a boobplate is a danger to the wearer where as large codpieces [which were never used on battle armour] don't make the armour worse

Yeah, if you fall on your stomach with a boobplate it might break your sternum. It might also guide a blow right to the center of your chest. Both are easily avoided with a smooth armor.

Boobplates are fun, though.

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« Reply #2864 on: October 14, 2015, 05:46:55 PM »
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Would that be a bed of mails, then?
:icon_lol:  A bed of mail, that's a new one.

Well, definitely not nails. :icon_wink:
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« Reply #2865 on: October 14, 2015, 08:05:05 PM »
Yeah, if you fall on your stomach with a boobplate it might break your sternum.

I never thought about that - good point.

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« Reply #2866 on: October 14, 2015, 08:10:39 PM »
Which is pretty much the case for real women in armor, except for the breastplates.

Here's Kristen Stewart (definitely not a dude) in "Snow White", wearing lighter armor than the one above:



With full plate, there will be little to no difference.

And who would want that?

That's actually pretty sexy.

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« Reply #2867 on: October 14, 2015, 08:29:03 PM »
Actually, there's a very simple reason for boobplate. If a woman with large mammary glands wishes to wear armour, she has to either have boobplate or tie the whole circus down with tape or something. It's the same reason why I need a codpiece and a gutplate.
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« Reply #2868 on: October 14, 2015, 08:39:00 PM »
I sincerely hope that was sarcasm, otherwise I would have to make a rather impolite comment about your knowledge about human anatomy. :icon_wink:

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« Reply #2869 on: October 15, 2015, 08:58:17 PM »
I've dissected and vivisected plenty of people, thank you very much!
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« Reply #2870 on: October 16, 2015, 04:04:50 AM »
I've dissected and vivisected plenty of people, thank you very much!



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« Reply #2872 on: October 22, 2015, 03:18:12 PM »
I don't remember if anyone has posted the Diehard kickstarter yet...  :::cheers:::

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/diehardminiatures/diehard-miniatures-oldhammer-fantasy-miniatures

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I really want just pledged for those Slann Eru-Kin. No idea what I would do with them, but I like the figures nonetheless.
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Re: Other Manufacturers
« Reply #2873 on: October 22, 2015, 07:33:02 PM »
Bitz sites! Anybody? I'm 100% done with bitzbox.co.uk. They never have anything in stock even though they always claim to have restocked.
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« Reply #2874 on: October 22, 2015, 08:37:32 PM »
I usually get what I need from eBay, but Horde of Bitz gets a lot of my business.
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