It's other peoples misfortune, not my own!
Also, food drink combinations. Salt and Vinegar Crisps + blocks of cheese, washed down with lemonade/coke.
I'm in heaven.
About that notalwaysright site, I work in a store and it's frightening how silly people can be. My favourite was rather mild, but I personally found it hilarious.
"Wait, that's not buy one get one free!"
"No, it's half price. It pretty much amounts to the same thing, but it's better if you only want one"
"I wont have them then if they're not buy one get one free."