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Offline Hochland Hero

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #400 on: November 10, 2007, 04:20:49 AM »
how about the department of War alter Maintence? Every good inquisitorial crew needs to roll in style  :mrgreen:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #401 on: November 10, 2007, 04:45:27 AM »
Drinks are on Midaski. And we just installed a bar in the great hall (watch your step. McKnight and Rufas tend to sleep right outside the bar. They never make it back to the sleeping quarters  :-D
I beg your pardon!  :closed-eyes:  I usually find that sleeping on the bar shortens my commute back to Midaski's beer in the morning.  :::cheers:::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #402 on: November 10, 2007, 04:54:02 AM »
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:

edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side?  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #403 on: November 10, 2007, 04:43:36 PM »
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:

edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side?  :engel:


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #404 on: November 10, 2007, 09:00:49 PM »
Go for the blackmail if you like, it won't bother her and as she already has half my salary it won't make any difference! :x
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #405 on: November 11, 2007, 12:09:32 PM »
The inquisition is not for blackmail!






Only when the blackmail contributes to the inquisition and the church


 :engel:

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EDITED: to include the new awesome burning heretic smiley!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #406 on: November 11, 2007, 12:25:07 PM »
Blackmail is such an ugly word.

 :::cheers::: ~*Blackmail *~ :::cheers:::.

Now isn’t that better?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #407 on: November 11, 2007, 12:34:03 PM »
heheh its looks so quite and relaxing now :icon_mrgreen:




Man i love the new smiley...


It should be made the new official inquisition smiley! ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #408 on: November 11, 2007, 02:58:35 PM »
I would like to very humbly turn in, "rat out" a heretic.  He goes by the name of Douchie.  He is controlled by the powers of Chaos and is guilty of tempting the good folk of the Empire with cliffhangers and lack of dedication to a tale of Necromancy, written in such detail that it leaves no doubt of his dubious origons.  I recommend that he be sought out and purged. AKA ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #409 on: November 11, 2007, 05:44:39 PM »
The Heretics get bolder and bolder every day! Just recently, a heretic that goes by the name of W0lf doesn't even try to hide his allegiance to the Chaos God known as Tzeentch, or Tchar as he calls his deity. Since he has only just registered himself, maybe he isn't aware of the corruption taking place within him and he be spared?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #410 on: November 11, 2007, 06:35:38 PM »
Lets just call today a day off from burnings, it as a national holiday in celebration of the new  ::heretic::

And may I say once again  ::heretic::

and for the record  ::heretic::

oh sod it  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #411 on: November 11, 2007, 08:02:00 PM »
Grand proposal Veldemere!

The 11th of November shall be the W-E official heretic smiley day and therefore no heretics may be burned today... Although torture is still allowed


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #412 on: November 11, 2007, 08:19:58 PM »
Hello everyone,
                    How do I join I want to help and I will take back what I said about burning Wyzer for liking greatswords  :engel:. I will help a lot and will make sure no one will break the laws, hmm could I be the assasin  :icon_twisted:!!!!????


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #413 on: November 11, 2007, 10:32:47 PM »
It be hereby proclaimed that the bringer of smileys, Calvin, the Canadian, is hereby issued a blanket indulgence for all high crimes, misdemeanors and heresies, eh.  Pay no further attention to the human sacrifices and demonic summonings that he is engaged in.

A case of Wellington Iron Duke to Calvin on Midaski's tab of course.   :::cheers:::

http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/our_beers.php

Also lets not overdo  ::heretic:: Save it for those who really deserve it.
 
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #414 on: November 12, 2007, 06:16:15 AM »
Cheers for the drinks Rufas.  :::cheers::: The malty nutty complexity and layers of flavour really hit the spot   :happy:

Though already absolved, I'd still like to point out those sacrifices and summonings were simply to better understand the dark arts so as to be better able to protect the forum from them. You should all take note that none of our members have been sacrificially killed and eaten in weeks, all thanks to these measures.

I'll echo Rufa's not not to over-do the burning fellow. You wouldn't want to give the impression that you guys are a bit hostile or something  :biggriin:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #415 on: November 12, 2007, 09:54:17 AM »
Rufas - I hope you are not condoning under-age drinking .........

I mean, bugger heresy, corrupting a minor is torture and burning at the same time.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #416 on: November 12, 2007, 05:03:01 PM »


Grand proposal Veldemere!

The 11th of November shall be the W-E official heretic smiley day and therefore no heretics may be burned today... Although torture is still allowed



Today is the 12th and since no one was burned yesterday people like me have to work overtime, so restart the fires!  ::heretic::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #417 on: November 12, 2007, 05:08:41 PM »
Alas! The Inquisition has a smiley of its own!  ::heretic::

Cheers!
:::cheers:::    :::cheers:::

 :roll:



P.S. If the trend continues (calvin will understand) I dont look forward to the day we get this smiley:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #418 on: November 12, 2007, 06:30:24 PM »
Alas! The Inquisition has a smiley of its own!  ::heretic::

Cheers!
:::cheers:::    :::cheers:::

 :roll:



P.S. If the trend continues (calvin will understand) I dont look forward to the day we get this smiley:



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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #419 on: November 12, 2007, 06:46:27 PM »
Oh great... Uh... Tucker did it!

Anyways, I would like to take a little time out of a busy day of wasting the Inquisitorial Coffers burning heretics to welcome our newest member, "Helborg"

I had a question for the other Inquisitorial members, regarding how we "identify" heretics

What is the proper amount of tentacles? I'm pretty sure Helborg had 1 too many, but I wasn't sure

Oh well, welcome to the Inquisiton anyways!  :::cheers::: (Proud supporter of P.I.O.M.T)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #420 on: November 15, 2007, 05:48:48 PM »
Well, today history was made

The Inquisitions first burning (and it was a mass burning to)  :happy:

Be sure to check the main post for updates

Now maybe we can finally afford to buy the gold-plated toilets and that marble statue of me to put in the great cathedral hall  :biggriin:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #421 on: November 15, 2007, 05:54:26 PM »
I personally really like the Republic of Tea brand, and if you get some of their loose teas just brewing the pot is fun. I have one of those square cast iron ones for the loose tea, and it's really fun to use.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #422 on: November 15, 2007, 05:55:40 PM »
You cant burn me.  Im immune to flames :)

Clearly this inquisition is poor, as ive had my badge as the slaanesh symbol for nearly 3 years now... :)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #423 on: November 15, 2007, 05:56:34 PM »
Well, today history was made

The Inquisitions first burning (and it was a mass burning to)  :happy:

Be sure to check the main post for updates

Now maybe we can finally afford to buy the gold-plated toilets and that marble statue of me to put in the great cathedral hall  :biggriin:

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #424 on: November 15, 2007, 06:01:48 PM »

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

 :roll:

Hahahah :happy:

Here is the PR image taken of the mass burning, just before the cleansing.


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