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Offline Gunman006

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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2015, 04:25:41 PM »
I came..

Transformers and He-Man, ah good times.

From what I have read and watched of AoS it looks like a good skirmish game, but its either love or hate. Some love the streamlined gameplay and silliness, while others hate it. I have to say that watching battreps of AoS was extremely boring as the maneuvering didn't count for much and pile in combat was a snooze. And the models, even though they are excellent quality the sigmarines looks copy pasted from warmachines cygnar faction just with much more golden surfaces and a more automaton look. But that's just my own perception.





My mate just e mailed me , he said the models are bigger than 40K Terminators..

I don't get any of it

If it sells and makes GW a fortune then I understand,

but I am confused, who would want to play this rubbish

In the short term, lots of people because it's GW. Free rules helped too, (of course I remember better rules as throwaway games in WD). In the long term, probably not as many as GW hopes. But there will still be tons who do, because it's GW. You wouldn't believe how hard people are already working on some sort of system to make it a balanced game. I don't understand why they want to do that, when they could just pick a game that already works the way they want. Only GW would get that kind of a pass.

If people want to play it as is (or close) that's fine. I don't see the appeal (beyond games with the kids) and I suspect it will wear off fast.

That's what I have read too, people love this system when playing with their kids and if it gets more people interested in Warhammer then at the end of the day it is a good thing. And I really hope someone will make a good 8.5th or 9th edition that will become more or less universally accepted as the main ruleset by the community at large, of course not all. I use lonewolf armybuilder, really hoping they or someone can use their program to create a new ruleset based on 8th but with some of the flaws fixed and the armies updated to be more balanced. At this point I would trust Warseer community more to create a good ruleset than GW...
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2015, 04:44:18 PM »
Over the weekend my brother was in town with his kids so we got some game in with all the kids (well, not the ones who are still way to young. AoS is simple, but not simple enough for a 5 year old). It was a lot to fun, an I promised my daughter a game on wednesday.

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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2015, 05:02:52 PM »
Don't forget that the girls can play too..


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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2015, 06:17:07 PM »
I have a plan !

I might conduct a DIY lobotomy , then  can play AOS !  :eusa_wall:
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2015, 06:23:32 PM »
mr chumley your armies look great! i have donatello and michaelangelo, so i'm starting beastmen!
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2015, 06:45:09 PM »
Nerds.







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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2015, 07:27:09 PM »
mr chumley your armies look great! i have donatello and michaelangelo, so i'm starting beastmen!

I have a pug, so I will be starting a Khorne army! ... what?
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2015, 09:40:17 PM »
I have a pug, so I will be starting a Khorne army! ... what?
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2015, 09:41:09 PM »
Sheesh, that was terrible.


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« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2015, 09:42:26 PM »
Sheesh, that was terrible.
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2015, 09:48:23 PM »
BY THE POWER OF SKULLSKULL

I AM... HE-SKULL!


That's more like Warhammer.

Offline mr chumley warner

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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #36 on: July 06, 2015, 11:04:43 PM »
I received a phone call , a disturbing phone call,

my mate asked if he could use Barbie 1980's the original collection as Dark Elves,

I told him yes and go jump
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2015, 11:14:49 PM »
The profiles have a stat called REND?

Lets throw in a few more,

SPLUT , and GROT

also BUMM

I have REND -2 so I get 2 smashed with Ram Man , your Storm Crust Boss gets 3 Hits using his SPLUT +1 and 2 rolls on the dice miss miss
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2015, 11:27:49 PM »
SPLUT , and GROT

also BUMM

I have REND -2 so I get 2 smashed with Ram Man , your Storm Crust Boss gets 3 Hits using his SPLUT +1 and 2 rolls on the dice miss miss

And I thought this was a game for kids. :biggriin:


Edit: somewhat appropriate, I guess, given the thread title.

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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2015, 11:10:33 AM »
SHEMAN gets +3 BEND
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2015, 11:51:44 AM »
SHEMAN gets +3 BEND
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2015, 01:01:33 PM »
I'm getting a certain vibe, but we cannot be sure until he tells us how he really feels.

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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2015, 01:23:06 PM »
Wait until he tries it, then we'll see the hate flow  :::cheers:::
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2015, 02:41:46 PM »
Don't forget that the girls can play too..



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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2015, 02:48:04 PM »
Shocked and confused !

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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2015, 03:22:24 PM »


His hammer must be made out of plywood and polystyrene. If not, then we're back in superhero toy town again.
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2015, 05:57:29 PM »


His hammer must be made out of plywood and polystyrene. If not, then we're back in superhero toy town again.

Shown to scale.
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2015, 06:16:07 PM »


His hammer must be made out of plywood and polystyrene. If not, then we're back in superhero toy town again.

Shown to scale.

Looks like he has two left legs, so does that make him a lefty?
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« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2015, 06:18:55 PM »
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Re: The Age of Wankmar in Colour !
« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2015, 06:28:13 PM »
It's unbelievable!  Impossible! It can't be but it is!

There's a woman in the vicinity of that place! ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
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