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Title: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle - The Legend
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 03, 2007, 09:42:56 PM
In loving memory of our good friend Rufas

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle

After an entertaining trip through a couple other threads, and losing numerous forum members to ... being burnt to a crisp by Rufas's torch ... along with a brief thread-hijacking and discussion with McKnight, I thought it was high-time we worked out an "Unofficial" Inquisition on this grand site, to prevent any unnecessary burnings

Wyzer1 - Constantly getting harassed by peons...

McKnight, Valdemere, dWhisper, machine-child, Ostermarker, Guvnor, Helblaster_Of_Sigmar, lonearcher, Doop123, warhammerlord_soth, Helborg, blind knight, Obi, Alexander de Wissont, Ben Seib, Mathi Alfblut, HighPriest Rian.

Members and Positions:
Inquisitor Levels
High Inquisitors: Boss In General of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Taberacle of Solace
 Wyzer1
Inquisitors:
  Vlademere, dWhisper, dWhisper, machine-child, Ostermarker, Guvnor, lonearcher, Helblaster_Of_Sigmar, Hochland Hero, warhammerlord_soth, Helborg, Obi, Mathi Alfblut, HighPriest Rian, Alexander de Wissont, blind knight, Ben Seib, HighPriest Rian
Poo Bucket
  McKnight

Inquisition Positions
Minister Arbites of Smiting Heretics
Malthi Alfbut
Investigations: Secret Heresy Investigation and Torture
Alexander de Wissont
Public Relations: Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma
  Helblaster_Of_Sigmar, lonearcher
Executions: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments
  Doop123, warhammerlord_soth
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes
  Lone Archer

Order of conduct!

A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.

All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.

Here is the code

* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.

* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.

* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.

* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.

Members On Probation:

Suspects
Rosencrantz - Crime: Minor Case Of Threadomancy and Unnatural knowledge of the forces of Chaos (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.msg202195#msg202195 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.msg202195#msg202195))
Joey - Crime: Building a Full-Sized Dreadnought and Wearing Marine Armor (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17567.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17567.0))
Garan - Crime: Using a two steam tank/War Altar list and spelling War Altar as, Walter. (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.0))
masterengineer - Crime: Plotting to assassinate Empire religous and state figures (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17511.msg202197#msg202197 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17511.msg202197#msg202197))
Mark Perry - Plotting to use two gods on a single war altar
kiron(1) - Crime: Threadomancy (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=14806.msg201247#msg201247 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=14806.msg201247#msg201247))

Burnt to a crisp:
Crimsonsphinx  ::heretic::
Spiney  ::heretic::
Captscott  ::heretic::
Gargoyle  ::heretic::
patsey02  ::heretic::
Gneeisenau  ::heretic::
Phydox  ::heretic::
Pojni  ::heretic::

Things Deemed "Heretical":
Mission Statement
To take over the known world

The seven holy principles
§1 of obedience to the Lord Protector and reunification of one's own will

§2 of the privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication

§3 how the brethren may dress and clothe themselves (wear black and only symbols like ghal-maraz or the twin tailed comet)

§4 how the brethren will maintain the secretive nature of the order

§5 the instilling of fear through the regular use of public execution and trials by ordeal.

§6 the suppression of mercy


Methods of Obtaining Information:
The Wirlig
A cylinder cage that can spin around. When in use, step away to avoid vomit

The Scold's bridle
Iron mask put on the subject's face with an iron spike that goes into the mouth of the subject, effectively gaggin him to ensure he does not cast spells or incarnations. Not for S&M use!

The wheel
large Wheel on a pole. Subject is strapped to the wheel and spun around.

Methods of Obtaining Confessions/Punishment:

Trial by cake
The subject must eat three pieces of cake at the Altar, Sigmar's wrath will cause him to choke, if guilty.

Trial by fire I
Subject must walk ten paces while holding a hammer that has been set alight. If the hammer is dropped, the subject is guilty. If the subject completes the test (given his flesh is unharmed from the fire) he is innocent.

Trial by fire II
Subject must walk across red-hot pkoughshares without showing any sign of harm.

Trial by water
The accused must remove a stone from a larger iron pot of boiling water with his bare hands. If his skin shows any sign of damage he is found guilty.

Trial by Hammer I
The accused must stand upright with his arms stretched out forming a T shape, symbolizing the Ghal Maraz. To prove his innocense he must remain in this position for a lenght of time determined by the witch hunters.

Trial by Hammer II
Subject shall be beaten with a predetermined number of hits with a hammer blessed by a priest. If subject's flesh shows damage he is a witch.

Trial by Water II
Subject shall be bound and gagged and feet strapped to a large stone and lowered into a lake. If subject reemerges, subject is a witch.

Trial by Fire 3:
Victim Supect shall be burnt at the stake: If Suspect survives, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

Trial By Cannon:
Victim Supect shall be shot at point blank by a cannon. Should suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly. Alternative is to be shot out of a cannon, during a battle. Should suspect return, he is innocent

Trial Of Regeneration:
Victim Supect shall be de-armed, and de-legged. After four days if suspect re-grows limbs, he is a heretic and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Stake:
Victim Supect shall be placed in an iron maiden. Should Suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Flogging:
Victim Supect shall be flogged and beaten for 20 minutes. Should suspect make any noise, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

Trial by Axe: The suspected has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off. so we burn him. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head.

Trial by Google: Suspects name shall be entered into the google search engine, followed by the hitting of the button "I'm Feeling Lucky". Should the page that comes up be considered adequate, suspect is considered a witch for manipulating the google search engine to his own gain, but should the page be considered inappropriate or not adequate, suspect is a witch and should be dispatched accordingly
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on August 03, 2007, 09:57:32 PM
To me, this looks more like a Count's Tavern candidate.

Keep it fun ;-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 03, 2007, 10:37:59 PM
Things deemed heretical: Surely dressing as any of the characters from any of the games, If you promise not to dress as the characters I promise not to burn you at the stake in real life!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: machine-child on August 04, 2007, 12:35:20 AM
Things deemed heretical: Surely dressing as any of the characters from any of the games, If you promise not to dress as the characters I promise not to burn you at the stake in real life!

Lol, seconded
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on August 04, 2007, 04:21:56 AM
how about making threats?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 04, 2007, 04:40:20 AM
Oh, no, no, we can't have that a heresy. How could we carry out our inquisitional duties without being heretics ourselves if that were the case?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 04, 2007, 05:46:42 AM
You all sound like witches to me.
No discussion can take place after dark, for that is the hours when witchesmake their mayhem and their covens meet.

Bring back dunking.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 04, 2007, 06:19:16 AM
Where can one apply for a position in this organisation ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 04, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Well you need to go through the witch hunter training!  And buy the witch hunter's handbook* (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/quill/witch.php (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/quill/witch.php))

Actually Wyzer our powers should be:
The six holy principles

§1 of obedience to the Lord Protector and reunification of one's own will

§2 of the privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication

§3 how the brethren may dress and clothe themselves (wear black and only symbols like ghal-maraz or the twin tailed comet)

§4 how the brethren will maintain the secretive nature of the order

§5 the instilling of fear through the regular use of public execution and trials by ordeal.

§6 the suppression of mercy



Now, one thing Rufas is doing wrong is just burning people. Before burning we need to torture the subject to gather all the infomation we can... and of course, the confession. We cant kill without the confession, that would be barbaric.
That is why we need torturers.

People we also should keep a close eye on are the painters on this forum. I have a strong feeling, many of them have been tempted by the dark Gods to get a better talent.

Doing battle reports is always a good thing. Im planning on making my witch hunter army (no arch lector... Arch lectors have nothing to do with the secret witch hunters. No im using Witch hunter generals and captains, aided by local priests).
Since my most played opponent is mortal chaos, cleansing should be no problem.

*You dont really have to buy this book to enter lol... but its a cool addition if you love witch hunters.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 04, 2007, 07:00:10 PM
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will


Except when accusing him of heresy in order to get up the promotion ladder.  You can't be a proper inquisition without grassing your superiors/peers/mates up in order to boost your own position- that is, until someone else reveals your power-mad and heretical activities.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 04, 2007, 08:30:57 PM
Shame on you Midaski lol... too bad it shows that you edited my post! :icon_lol:   
Who - Moi :engel:

We will make it clear that mods are not automatically on the witch hunter team...

True witch hunters dont think about politics... (only those who are in the position of power (Witch hunter captains and above)) but only care about cleansing the lands and protecting the innocent in the name of Lord Sigmar.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 04, 2007, 08:40:34 PM
I agree with Calvin - keep this fun and it could be great.

Feel free to form your society ...............

However be sure to register it at the Chancellor's Office, with the appropriate fee.
Then do appoint a treasurer - Rufas is not recognised as suitable, given his track record with the Nordland Timber Company, and the 'sooting' scam - who must ensure your accounts are submitted annually for tax purposes.



Small Print:
In the event of non-payment of the Emperor's Taxes all the members become jointly and severally liable and will be tortured and burnt for non-payment.

  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 04, 2007, 09:23:56 PM
You did it again!...

One more time and you will meet my experienced torturer... Mr. Feather! :ph34r:

I thought witch hunters got paid by the Temple of Sigmar... not the other way around... Your tax money goes into our pockets! bwhaha
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 04, 2007, 10:32:21 PM
McKnight, you make the mistake of hitting Midaski with something he does not fear, threats. Hit him with something he truly fears, youth!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 05, 2007, 02:17:37 AM
Quote from: McKnight
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:

Our chief power is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two holy powers are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... argh, our three powers are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical dedication to Midaski... our four... no, amongst our powers are... oh, sod it, I'll try again.

...

Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 05, 2007, 06:24:34 AM
Let them get some wealthy members first and then publically slate them as heretics through the Town Cryer and I'll sort out this part...

...and will be tortured and burnt for non-payment.

We have some nice warm apartments for your kind down 'ere my lad...  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 05, 2007, 08:15:57 AM
McKnight, you make the mistake of hitting Midaski with something he does not fear, threats. Hit him with something he truly fears, youth!

AH yes true... Could Midaski perhaps be a vampire of old times, since he is so old as he is? :ph34r:

Nice one FVC :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: stretch_135 on August 05, 2007, 10:38:10 AM
Quote from: McKnight
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:

Our chief power is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two holy powers are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... argh, our three powers are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical dedication to Midaski... our four... no, amongst our powers are... oh, sod it, I'll try again.

...

Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.

Do we bring out the plastic-coated dish-drying rack?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 02:40:47 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Garan on August 06, 2007, 03:51:12 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake

In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 04:06:33 AM
To Wyzer1
Holy Inquisitor

Gee, I go away for the weekend, have a pleasent time meeting Herr Wissenlander, and the lovely Frau Wissenlander, and come back to find all of this going on.  So many things to comment on.

First, Wyzer1, Are you sure this is not merely a means to furthering your personal campaign against those who dare speak of "War Alter" or "Waltar"?

With respect to Kiron, I was truly hoping the kid would get a royal pardon from Emperor Grutch.  If Grutch is reading this, Kirons grieving widow and 12 starving children would probably appreciate the gesture.

I have informed Midaski, that my stocks of Nordland Timber are depleted, and I am only using them on a pro bono basis in service of the Church.  

of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh?  Don't you mean renunciation?  Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect.  Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.

Now, one thing Rufas is doing wrong is just burning people. Before burning we need to torture the subject to gather all the infomation we can... and of course, the confession. We cant kill without the confession, that would be barbaric.
That is why we need torturers.

While torture is a pleasent advocation, I resent the implication that I was only about burning heretics.  People forget the lucrative business of selling indulgences to those who were merely slightly over the line, or to those who were fearful of an accusation. 
Now speaking of indulgences, we of course must raise money for the endeavor.  Do you think that firewood grows on trees or something?

Well do you?

However, beware of the of the evil tricks that the elderly Lord of the Exchequer can play.  You are just getting started and already he has you ready to write a check for taxes.  Never forget that the Inquisition is an arm of the Holy Church of Sigmar, and as such under Section 503(c) of the Imperial Tax Code is a tax exempt entity. 

However, if one is feeling sorry for Midaski, you can send care packages of Grecian Formula, Bengay, Viagra and Adult Diapers.
Quote from: McKnight
Actually Wyzer our powers should be:
Sorry. Someone was going to have to mention that skit eventually, though.
Nobody expects the Nordland Inquisition.

Overall, I think the undertaking is a most worthy endeavor.  I have tried to fight the creeping influence of Chaos on my own, and have been ridiculed and threatened by imperial tax collectors for my efforts.  The task is far beyond the ability of any one person to undertake.  While I am happy to help the endeavor, the burden of command is too great given my most recent wounds.  I believe Herr Wyzer1 would be the perfect choice for High Inquisitor.  

In the meantime, I shall start purchasing additional firewood.

Rufas of Nordland
Provisional Wizard Lord, 4th Level
4077th Field Hospital
Talebec Borders
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 04:14:43 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake

In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan

Clearly they are over reacting.  The innocent such as yourself, have no reason to worry as the Inquistion is always completely fair and just in their deliberations......

On the other hand perhaps you should consider the purchase of an Indulgence or two just to be safe.  I can now offer two kinds.  Those signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginest if your are a Sigmarian, and hot off the presses, Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, for those of a more Ulrican nature.  It's safest to get one of each.

 :engel: 
I love this smiley.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 10:17:34 AM
of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh?  Don't you mean renunciation?  Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect.  Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.

Lol midaski put it there himself  :-D

We dont really need to make money Rufas... We get our money from the church of sigmar.. So its their problem to get taxes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 10:19:37 AM
I would like to call your attention to a thread started by a newer member, "Garan"

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16196.msg201972#msg201972)

I was a bit suspicous when I saw that he used a 2-stank / War Altar list, but after further review I feel it is time to act.

.... was the fact that my WAlter never got into combat since....

Consider him burned at the stake

In my defense I would like to point out the fact that I spelled it the correct way in my army list, hence it should be obvious that the quoted text was just a minor missprint, please put away the torches.
-Garan
What defense?  :biggriin:
Well yes maybe Wyzer is using his power to move his personal campaign.. naughty naughty wyzer... Walter have nothing to do with heretics... Walters are dwarfs remember  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 06, 2007, 12:35:34 PM
2 stanks and a WAltar, sounds to me like all his Empire troops were selected because they were under 5 foot tall with big beards. A hex on him, mark his house with the taint, Rufas, please accept my order for more firewood, (I have sent payment by Engineer, we were going to send by pigeon but we figured they were worth more in battle than an engineer)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 03:43:37 PM
We dont really need to make money Rufas...

Careful, this is dangerously close to heresy.

of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will
Huh?  Don't you mean renunciation?  Why does an elderly tax collector deserve our obedience?
The very nature of the position he holds makes him highly suspect.  Is everyone, perhaps, intimidated by his threats?
They're hollow, hollow, I tell you.

Lol midaski put it there himself  :-D

Another example of moderator abuse, eh?  Remember, we always have the power to modify our own postings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 03:46:48 PM
Another example of moderator abuse, eh?  Remember, we always have the power to modify our own postings.
sssshhush! They might take that away!  :engel:

Well yes maybe Wyzer is using his power to move his personal campaign.. naughty naughty wyzer... Walter have nothing to do with heretics... Walters are dwarfs remember  :-D
uh, whatever could you mean?!

BTW, its the context...

EDIT: Alright, I downgraded you to under suspician... The inquisition is always watching... (except on weekends and nights when I am AFK)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on August 06, 2007, 04:08:36 PM
sssshhush! They might take that away!  :engel:

:razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 06, 2007, 04:12:59 PM
Not that I want to risk moderation myself (or indeed any of the nasty technical things Calvin can do to me), but surely in your signature it should be "who killed whom".

Veldemere- official inquisition into the use of the English language!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on August 06, 2007, 06:13:25 PM
It's a quote, that's the way it was said.

And given your current post number and the fact that you failed to recognize Python, I think that perhaps the witch hunters should take a look your way. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 06:18:31 PM
It's a quote, that's the way it was said.

And given your current post number and the fact that you failed to recognize Python, I think that perhaps the which hunters should take a look your way. :ph34r:
hmmm

 :evil:  DEMON!

How aboot that, he didn't even need to use the Moderator Mace to quelch you...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 06:54:23 PM
Rufas, we as witch hunters... templars of sigmar need not to make money, thats what the church of sigmar is for... to have believers pay to see some bones (which we say were some lector's).

Yes Veldemere you better change your post number....quick...by saying in a post that you donate money to rufas...because he is so fond of them...

This is quite some group we are getting  :-P
 Wyzer with his personal campaign against waraltar abusers and mispellers and Rufas' greedy campaign for money...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 07:16:54 PM
Well:
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa149/wyzer1/vlad.jpg)
And now Vlademeres lapse into the realms of chaos has been immortalized forever in photobucket

If only he would have spelt War Altar wrong...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 06, 2007, 09:02:03 PM
Referal to the High Inquisitor.

Herr Rosencrantz, for the possible* crimes of Thredomancy and knowledge of the ways of Chaos.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.0  (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16250.0)

Very truly yours.

Rufas the Eccentric.

Have a nice day!  :-)

* All suspects are presumed innocent until tortured, tried and burned at the stake.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 06, 2007, 09:13:30 PM
Rufas, your shaping up nicely  :-) Good to see your subjecting the victims suspects to the court before administering your own judgement

As to the crimes themselves:

Threadomancy: This is not a serious case. A mere 2 months is nothing to get worked up over. This deserves nothing more than a mild sentence at worst. I thereby sentence Rosencrantz to be used as target practice for the Helblaster Volleygun crews. Since you are going to survive this, that brings us to the next crime...

Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole from retaliation retribution suspician from the inquisition

Failing that, do you know how to do taxes? Are you Ulrican? We are in need, for the one we shall refer to as, "Overlord" is demanding us do our taxes, and we cant figure it out
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 06, 2007, 09:28:06 PM
Yes i agree Rufas. Also with wyzer. 2 months is not bad. But thredomancy is a serious crime since it has roots in necromancy. Remeber its not just chaos but also Old night that we hunt.

I agree in the sentence of helblaster target.

knowledge of chaos is bad...baaaad and will result in investigation.


Yes Mr. Overlord would like to have his money...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 06, 2007, 10:55:49 PM
Hear a tick.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 07, 2007, 10:27:37 AM
Rufas, we as witch hunters... templars of sigmar need not to make money, thats what the church of sigmar is for... to have believers pay to see some bones (which we say were some lector's).

Yes Veldemere you better change your post number....quick...by saying in a post that you donate money to rufas...because he is so fond of them...

This is quite some group we are getting  :-P
 Wyzer with his personal campaign against waraltar abusers and mispellers and Rufas' greedy campaign for money...

Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings ........................  :engel:


See below ...........
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on August 07, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole from retaliation retribution suspician from the inquisition

He's a witch!!! BURN HIM!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 07, 2007, 03:29:49 PM
As stated elsewhere:
Quote
Nice signature, Midaski, but redundant.  It could be either a campaign for money, or simple greed.  I prefer greed.  It's so much more direct.

Everyone is under the mistaken assumption that the only reason I seek out heretics is in a lustful search for money.  I live quite comfortably from my Nordland military payroll and the profits from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights (not to mention the fringe benefits). And I am scrupulous in paying all of the taxes that my incredibly creative tax accountant* says I should pay.

With respect to the operating expenses, The Holy Church of Sigmar covers the fixed capital expenditures, but the operating costs (whips, chains, feathers, poision, iron maidens, replacement ropes for racks, mysterious black cloaks, various weapons, continuing education for our torturers,  not to mention firewood) (do you think it grows on trees?) must be financed by the Inquisition on it's own accord.  I merely seek to put the Inquisition on a sound financial footing.


* AKA The Pink Goblin
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 07, 2007, 05:09:33 PM
Unnatural Knowledge into the Workings of Chaos: Since you have not had a previous transgression, we are treating you as highly suspect. I suggest a large contribution to the church could save your mortal sole from retaliation retribution suspicion from the inquisition

He's a witch!!! BURN HIM!!!!
Bah... I wouldn't go after someones soul! Thats something only the cruel powers of chaos would do... I attack peoples feet!

While we are at it... Can a male be a witch??
Quote from: Wikipedia
The majority of people identified as practitioners of witchcraft in history were women.[citation needed][dubious – discuss] Likewise, in legends and popular culture the stereotype is female. The term witch is typically feminine: masculine equivalents include wizard, sorcerer, warlock,[1] and magician.
An accusation such as that against a high ranking Imperial Inquisitor had better have a sound backing, lest you find yourself tied to a bed and tickled by no less than 5 dwarf women... (I almost said Rufas's old girlfriends, but though that to be in bad taste  :laugh:)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 07, 2007, 05:21:58 PM
Quote
An accusation such as that against a high ranking Imperial Inquisitor had better have a sound backing, lest you find yourself tied to a bed and tickled by no less than 5 dwarf women... (I almost said Rufas's old girlfriends, but though that to be in bad taste  )

Only the "old" (either "chronologically" or as in "former") is incorrect.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on August 07, 2007, 05:28:56 PM
Note that I bolded SOLE, when in fact it should be SOUL.  Hence, you are a witch!  BURN HIM!!!!

*PS the BURN HIM bit was also referencing Monty Python...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 07, 2007, 05:35:49 PM
Everything in one way or another references Monty Python
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 07, 2007, 05:42:16 PM
As stated elsewhere:
Quote
Nice signature, Midaski, but redundant.  It could be either a campaign for money, or simple greed.  I prefer greed.  It's so much more direct.

Everyone is under the mistaken assumption that the only reason I seek out heretics is in a lustful search for money.  I live quite comfortably from my Nordland military payroll and the profits from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights (not to mention the fringe benefits). And I am scrupulous in paying all of the taxes that my incredibly creative tax accountant* says I should pay.

With respect to the operating expenses, The Holy Church of Sigmar covers the fixed capital expenditures, but the operating costs (whips, chains, feathers, poision, iron maidens, replacement ropes for racks, mysterious black cloaks, various weapons, continuing education for our torturers,  not to mention firewood) (do you think it grows on trees?) must be financed by the Inquisition on it's own accord.  I merely seek to put the Inquisition on a sound financial footing.


* AKA The Pink Goblin

You forgot our wide brimmed hats! :icon_eek: what are we to do without our cool hats!?

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 07, 2007, 09:18:21 PM
I just got a red flag thrown: I bolded the important parts  :-o
Hi all, I'm Igelkotten(1) Gunnar real name is David  :closed-eyes: and I'm from Sweden

I'm not new on this site, been around here for about a year now, but never really bothered to make an account, until now. :happy:
I'm 17 year old and been playing Warhammers for about 5 years now. Although I'm not an Empire player(2) (hope you won't put me on the stake) :engel: I have been playing them but needed so many soliders and my economics couldn't handle it, stupid infantry hordes(3)  :-( so now I have decided to move to Dogs of War (infantry horde again)  :eusa_wall:
Other list of armies are Wood Elves, Chaos(4) and Lizardmen

Although it's feels good with large infantry armies panic can be a real pain in the a**, witch(5) I painfully discoverd to day  :biggriin:
1.) Sounds awefully close to a chaos daemons name...
2.) Doesn't play Empire
3.) Calls our army a stupid infantry hoard
4.) Plays chaos
5.) Admits to being a witch

Are we allowed to burn members on their first post?  :|
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Igelkotten Gunnar on August 07, 2007, 09:27:21 PM
"Oh now, oh now what shall I do" <runs around in a circle waving hands above his head>



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on August 07, 2007, 09:36:02 PM
Wyzer, that's not a proper way of running things. Inquisition is all good and well, and burning people too, but you need a trial first.



*cough*



It might be a faked one, but you need it.
That means: A judge, a prosecutor (who may not be the judge - we are supposed to be civilized!) and a defense attorney.

And I would be doubly carefull to condemn a man who comes from a country that provides us with cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks in happy blue and yellow.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 07, 2007, 09:59:19 PM
Quote
cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks

torture? is that before or after they're made?

I doubt we could condemn him for 1.

2. He then goes to contradict
Quote
I have been playing them

3. A playful jest surely?

5. A spelling error merely.

4. However, is utterly reprehensible. A confession! :ph34r:

The maximum penalty the law allows is to be burned to death. However, in view of your previous good background. I am disposed to be lenient. I therefore sentence you to be burned alive.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Igelkotten Gunnar on August 07, 2007, 10:18:08 PM
I will be my own defense attorney.  :engel:

1. Igelkott = hedgehog  :ph34r:
2. But I still have them left  :biggriin:
3. I wrote hordes, so that could be any horde army (Orcs & Goblins)  :engel:
4. ... I rest my case...  :dry:
5. Spelling error  :happy:

My defense good  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 07, 2007, 11:15:08 PM
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
"I will have silence in the court! Rufas, please put down the crayons and pay attention, this isn't AIM for crying out loud!"

"The Third Inquisitional Court is now in session, in the case of The Empire Of Mankind vs Ina .. Iga .. Igelc .. Gunnar."

"Gunnar, you are charged with the incomprehensible crimes of: Trespassing on Public property, insulting the intelligence of the Imperial Army and consorting with the powers of chaos."

"Gunnar, how do you plead?"

Quote
Uh .. Not Guilty. It was my first post and I didn't mean it
"Unacceptable. Your youth will not save you from the damndable powers of the abyss. It is time to begin questioning"

"Where were you between the time of 03:45:00 AM and 04:00:00 AM"
Quote from: gunnar
Er, I at my computer...
"And what were you doing?"
Quote from: gunnar
I joined Warhammer-Empire.com and made a post, whic-
"How do you justify your remark of, "I am not am Empire player"?"
Quote from: gunnar
Im not but if you -
"And yet you found time to trespass on public property... Next question, You are guilty of insulting the Imperial Army."
Quote from: gunnar
Wait, that wasn't a question!
"Next you admittingly told of your acquantance with the powers of chaos"
Quote from: gunnar
Aren't you susposed to ask me questions?
"And admitted to being a witch"
Quote from: gunnar
I never admitted to that!
"Gunnar, you are guilty on all accounts. As dutifully suggested by our good member, Ostermarker, you are sentenced to be burnt at the stake"
Quote from: gunnar
WHAT!?
May your immoral soul find rest in the afterlife
Quote from: gunnar
Don't I get to call any witnesses?! YOU'RE MAD I TELL YOU
"Guards, take him away"

*Drags Gunnar kicking and screaming from the room*
*Loud scream in background*
*A robbed figure walks up and whispers in Wyzer's ear*

"Say what? What do you mean we have the wrong guy? His little brother made that post? ..."

*BANG* *BANG*
"Court is Adjurned!*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 08, 2007, 05:51:43 AM
I plea for further leniency. Instead of burning him at the stake, whe should burn him like a steak....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 08, 2007, 11:30:01 AM
Wyzer, that's not a proper way of running things. Inquisition is all good and well, and burning people too, but you need a trial first.



*cough*



It might be a faked one, but you need it.
That means: A judge, a prosecutor (who may not be the judge - we are supposed to be civilized!) and a defense attorney.

And I would be doubly carefull to condemn a man who comes from a country that provides us with cheap, self-assembled and mass-produced torture racks in happy blue and yellow.

ahrem...
The six holy principles

§2 of the privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication

We dont need a judge, jury or even executioner....we have cut them off the budget...

Mr. Wyzer... I suggest we use the swedish person. Hedgehog Gunnar...is a cool name, you must admit... it made me laugh.
Now we could maybe use Mr. Gunnar. We could blackmail him to infiltrate his chaos cult and point out the leader so we may burn him... then we will...ehm clear Hedgehog's name and get good deals at the IKEA market for racks...
Or maybe we should just torture him for information...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 08, 2007, 03:01:54 PM
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
"I will have silence in the court! Rufas, please put down the crayons and pay attention, this isn't AIM for crying out loud!"
Rufas puts the crayon down.

"What did I miss something?  Before you actually burn the boy I would like to make a brief statement in his defense.

With respects to counts 1, 3, & 5 the Court must have leniency on those for whom High Imperial is not a native language.  While, cause for suspicion, the Empire can only grow with the help of immigrants.  Before casting judgment, Wyzer1 (a name that also seems somewhat chaotic) should ask himself how he would fare on a Swedish forum?

With respect to count 2, his youth is surely the reason for this.  It is as he states, an an expensive army to build given the large number of figures required. He has at least taken the first step towards Imperial glory by signing up to this hallowed site.  We should be encouraging potential empire generals.

With respect to count 4, one must remember the level of corruption I exposed in the "Whom else do you serve and why?" thread *.  Many Imperial Generals admitted to serving Chaos, Mean Elves, and the Living Impaired.  While it is true that they were burned at the stake, they still seem to still be hanging around making posts and making the place smell like the kitchen of an Outback Steakhouse."  Hmmm... Others do it too. Not the strongest defense.  Try something different. 

" We would also like to point out that Herr Igelkotten Gunnar is from Sweden, a country that uses blue and yellow as it's national colors.  Visit any IKEA store near you to confirm.  These are the same colors as my beloved Nordland.  Surely given that it's the lad's first post, and he proudly displays the blue and yellow, the Court can show mercy on the poor lad.

The defense rests.

Well I did what I could lad.  They'll probably burn you anyway."   

* Edit, while not encouraging Thredomancy, I believe it is wise to inset a link to the thread that started this madness.
 
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 09, 2007, 09:22:35 AM

* Edit, while not encouraging Thredomancy, I believe it is wise to inset a link to the thread that started this madness.
 
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15152.0)[/color]
Im not going that road, Rufas... we should blackmail someone to do it...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guildenstern on August 10, 2007, 02:55:53 AM
I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on August 10, 2007, 05:48:47 AM
There is nothing wrong with threadomancy unless you are a grognard.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 10, 2007, 09:54:30 AM
I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!

Good Point - I think threadomancy is for some reason viewed as an online no-no, which was something I found strange when I first started being active.
There is a certain contradiction, in my opinion, with "Use the Search" as you are encouraged to 'search' for any previous discussion of your subject of interest, and if you find a suitable thread which may cover most of your interest, but not all, you are chastised for resurrecting the discussion.

There was a discussion amongst most of the staff last year and we did agree we would treat each case on its merits -  if the 'new' post contributed something positive to the thread we would let it go.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 10, 2007, 03:13:16 PM
I have no idea about all this inquisition stuff and I'm not in the mood for reading both large threads. What I don't understand is why Threadomancy, which means that you answer to an old thread is bad.
A Forum can be like a big huge library. In my living history forum we have sometimes answers to questions 2-3 years later in a thread. Actually the policy there is not to start a new post if there is a similar thread. Though admins are merging and moving a lot of new opened threads if this issue was already discussed. I think this is wise!

Good Point - I think threadomancy is for some reason viewed as an online no-no, which was something I found strange when I first started being active.
There is a certain contradiction, in my opinion, with "Use the Search" as you are encouraged to 'search' for any previous discussion of your subject of interest, and if you find a suitable thread which may cover most of your interest, but not all, you are chastised for resurrecting the discussion.

There was a discussion amongst most of the staff last year and we did agree we would treat each case on its merits -  if the 'new' post contributed something positive to the thread we would let it go.

Hmm.. you have a point. I always considered it a bad thing, well, because everyone else considered it a bad thing...

I guess its ok... The time its annoying is when people respond to topics that are either no longer relevent (like, asking about stuff covered in 3 editions agos FAQ) or prior edition discussions
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 10, 2007, 03:21:24 PM
The times it's annoying is when people respond to topics that are either no longer relevent (like, asking about stuff covered in 3 editions ago FAQ) or prior edition discussions.

Exactly, and when they put a short spammy message that adds nothing. Those sort of things are instant burnings. :icon_wink:

However as I said if it takes the existing thread off in a positive direction then it has to be a good thing.

B&P board will be the classic example - the painting blogs might well sit quiet for a month or two. The 'Greatswords' thread will run for a few weeks and then in 6 months time does someone add their pic to it or start a new thread?
My answer would be put it in the original thread - the whole point of that thread is that members can scroll through one thread and see lots of different 'takes' all in one place.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 10, 2007, 07:00:09 PM
Thinking about Midaski's Trial by cake i thought i would post our other Trials and actions to get a confession.

Obtaining confessions by:

The Wirlig
A cylinder cage that can spin around. When in use, step away to avoid vomit

The Scold's bridle
Iron mask put on the subject's face with an iron spike that goes into the mouth of the subject, effectively gaggin him to ensure he does not cast spells or incarnations. Not for S&M use!

The wheel
large Wheel on a pole. Subject is strapped to the wheel and spun around.

Methods of trial and sentencing:

Trial by cake
The subject must eat three pieces of cake at the Altar, Sigmar's wrath will cause him to choke, if guilty.

Trial by fire I
Subject must walk ten paces while holding a hammer that has been set alight. If the hammer is dropped, the subject is guilty. If the subject completes the test (given his flesh is unharmed from the fire) he is innocent.

Trial by fire II
Subject must walk across red-hot pkoughshares without showing any sign of harm.

Trial by water
The accused must remove a stone from a larger iron pot of boiling water with his bare hands. If his skin shows any sign of damage he is found guilty.

Trial by Hammer I
The accused must stand upright with his arms stretched out forming a T shape, symbolizing the Ghal Maraz. To prove his innocense he must remain in this position for a lenght of time determined by the witch hunters.

My own:

Trial by Hammer II
Subject shall be beaten with a predetermined number of hits with a hammer blessed by a priest. If subject's flesh shows damage he is a witch.

Trial by Water II
Subject shall be bound and gagged and feet strapped to a large stone and lowered into a lake. If subject reemerges, subject is a witch.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 10, 2007, 07:24:46 PM
Good idea McKnight, Ill throw my hat in  :engel:

Trial by Fire 3:
Victim Supect shall be burnt at the stake: If Suspect survives, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

Trial By Cannon:
Victim Supect shall be shot at point blank by a cannon. Should suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly. Alternative is to be shot out of a cannon, during a battle. Should suspect return, he is innocent

Trial Of Regeneration:
Victim Supect shall be de-armed, and de-legged. After four days if suspect re-grows limbs, he is a heretic and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Stake:
Victim Supect shall be placed in an iron maiden. Should Suspect survive, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly

Trial By Flogging:
Victim Supect shall be flogged and beaten for 20 minutes. Should suspect make any noise, he is a witch and will be dispatched accordingly.

 :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 10, 2007, 07:29:33 PM
Trial by Axe: The suspected has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off. so we burn him. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 10, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
After we have the confession we have the trials. Alternatively to the trials, we will establish a court of witch hunters, like done by Wyzer and give him a unfair court trial. This is only given to the most priviledged of our society.
The outcome of these courts may vary but usually they will sentence the subject in one of the before mentioned trials.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 10, 2007, 07:41:39 PM
And remember our code of arms: (lol)

1.) No going after administrators/moderators
2.) Try not to provoke administrators/moderators
3.) Try to completely avoid administrators/moderators
4.) Dont accuse adminstrators/moderators
5.) ...


Oh ya and some other crap like keeping it fun and being nice blah blah blah


P.S. I edited the main thread... a lot... so be sure to check it out!! Often!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 11, 2007, 11:14:39 AM

P.S. I edited the main thread... a lot... so be sure to check it out!! Often!!

As to this edit:  :icon_wink:

1. How can you spell the same word "Brethren" and "Bretheran" one under the other?
[I suppose it could be a sublimal fear thing as you expect your brothers to run at the first sign of trouble?] :icon_rolleyes:

2. Who's this 'member' Vlademere -  :icon_question:

[ Again a subliminal typing error indicating you may have your suspicions about him. :engel:]


3. Oh goody,  I see my position as Lord Protector has been confirmed and validated - Rufas will be going even greener than the morning after the night before at Madame R's.

 :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 11, 2007, 11:55:52 AM
I am pleased to say it is Veldemere not Vlademere, I have no links with Chaos (at least none that will be discovered)

Surely you are wrong with the trials listed above. Trial by fire consists of someone walking through fire if they come through unharmed they are using magics and should therefore be killed as a witch. If they burn to death then we were wrong and they can have a proper Sigmarite burial (lucky them).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 11, 2007, 12:13:28 PM
I like the fact that I'm a member:
"So, Ostermarker, Wyzer1 joined through his devout religion, Rufas joined as a tax dodge, why did you?"

"I turned up on the first day, and now they're threatening to kill me if I leave."

*chuckles to self*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 11, 2007, 03:51:54 PM
Lol Ostermarker that made me laugh
Well you joined the court trial... hence joing the ranks...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Vivendi on August 11, 2007, 08:09:15 PM
Confession by Tickling: The suspect is being tickled, after ten minutes you stop and ask the information you want, doesn't he gives the correct answers within a minute, you start to tickle him again. Every person who doesn't affect it is a witch.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 11, 2007, 08:13:50 PM
There is the old Trial by Painful Torture  :-o  :x  :evil:  :ph34r:  :unsure:  :icon_evil:  :icon_twisted::

The accused is put under immense amount of painful torture, if they confess, the are obviously a witch. If they don't confess, will obviously, only a witch could take such painful torture without feeling the need to confess, so they're a witch.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 11, 2007, 08:39:05 PM
Is it just me that is truly sad enough to think of true tortures to prove the guilty heretics. The electrified chain mail undercrackers whilst watching an Angelina Jolie movie (Sigmar knows there is no reason to like the film).

I get a lot of results from that, if anyone is interested that is just the tip of a particularly dodgy iceberg.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on August 12, 2007, 03:03:36 PM
The correct spelling of "War Altar" has NO "E"

If you spell it as Wer Elter do you get burnt three times? :? :?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 12, 2007, 10:07:43 PM
Trial by mechanical steed I
Subject must withstand a charge of a engineer's mechanical steed. If subject shows sign of damage, he is deemed heretic. If no damage is visible, the procedure will repeat once more in order to get more impact hits.

Trial by mechanical steed II
Subject must be able to tame a black mechanical stallion (autopilot removed) within the length of a period of time. If not tamed within given time, subject is deemed heretic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 12, 2007, 10:10:52 PM
New case!

Our own Veldemere has betrayed us and performed the worst act of Thredomancy ever seen before.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15.0)
This cannot be tolerated!

As discussed in the Chaos Buddhism thread, Necromancy aka Thredomancy can be tolerated if it brings constructive things to the thread. Your case does not Herr Veldemere.

As you have already confessed your crime ( Reply #44http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17647.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17647.25)) this means that no means of torture will be necessary and we will skip directly to the trial.
Stated in § 6 of our holy principles i must suppress any form of mercy, because you are a witch hunter. A worshipper of the old night, is a worshipper of the old night, nevertheless.

Provided to me is the power of § 2. The power to accuse, judge and excommunicate. I will consider your trial and thereby fate. Consider yourself under lock and key. Our Ogre prison watchman, Bub the Gut with the Huge Butt, shall escort you to your new lodgings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 13, 2007, 03:53:07 PM
This should be fun - the lawyers are involved.

See you in 2 years, for the appeal ..........................  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 13, 2007, 04:12:51 PM
Herr McKnight:

With respect to the matter while the guilt of the actual events is not to be denied, there must be, as in many legal and theological cases, an inquiry in to the motive behind such actions.  Typically, threadomancy occurs when a relative newcomer drags up a long dead thread.  In such cases we must surely burn the the felon, but there are really no hard feelings.  Hopefully, in their next reincarnation they will know better and go on to being productive members of society.

Then there are threads (as Lord Midaski points that are truly not dead yet.  Lord M. illustrated this point with a reference to the Greatsword thread, currently on the Brush and Pallet.  It's clear to understand why Lord M. appreciates this type of thread.  Some of them are almost as old and  decrepit as he.

Now in the present case we have a most disturbing new development: Either threadomancy as a practical joke and a flouting of the rules, or as a test of WitchHunter integrity.  Now we can all appreciate a highspirited prank.  A challenge to the esteemed integrity of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, must be crushed ruthlessly.  How to tell the difference?

I propose Trial By Temptation.  Herr Veldemere shall be tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit.  He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.  Fortunately, I have a new supply fresh from sunny Tilia.  Should the accused show any sort of response, then the remaining appendages shall be chopped off and burned along with the torso.  Should there be no reaction, then he is clearly Midaski merely posing as Veldemere and shall suffer the same fate.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 13, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
I propose Trial By Temptation.  ................ tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit.  He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.  

Oh No - Red Alert - call the Mods - prepare for an outbreak of threadomancy.

I suspect a deliberate attempt to undermine the site.

Where's Inquisitor#1 - has he any control over his minions ...........

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 04:39:10 PM
Ah yes Herr Rufas, good you could join us.
Herr Veldemere has still comitted an aweful crime, whatever the intention. Would it be the same if a heretic killed our good Lord Emperor Grutch just to see the intergrity of this Tabernacle?

Indeed the Great swords thread is a different matter and should be approved (Also its out of our district), but it is in the Brush and palette area where people post the newest fashion of puffy sleeves, and creation of those sleeves and hoses take time and it is therefor expected to take time before another post is made.

I appreciate your advice Good Herr Rufas, but as long as you maintain your wizard mantle i cannot give you my ears 100%. Magic as we know, orignates from Chaos, so all magic users are in my eyes connected to chaos and in high risk of being tainted. Also your trio to "Tilea" could be a cover up. Perhaps you are the tempted one Rufas?
If it wasnt for my free pass to Madame R's I would question some of your actions. Oh and your good tax lawyers and collectors are a great help to the Tabernacle. So we will let that be.

Back to the matter of Herr Veldemere. His Alias Vlademere is disturbing, it could remind one of a vampire, or it could indeed be that he is a daemon and our good Herr Wyzer discovered his true name.

We shall continue the subject, when i have consulted with lord inquistor Wyzer. Meanwhile, Veldemere shall be relocated to the Reik's fang. The most known prison in the empire.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 13, 2007, 04:54:19 PM
Back to the matter of Herr Veldemere. His Alias Vlademere is disturbing, it could remind one of a vampire, or it could indeed be that he is a daemon and our good Herr Wyzer discovered his true name.

Or mayhap Mannfred von Carstein did not die as we have heard?
Maybe he is Veldemere and in hiding, building his strengthing, and hoping to spread necromancy to those foolish enough to learn it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 13, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
Sorry for having not responded for a while I have been with your sisters.

Anyway the trumped up crimes have only gone to prove to Sigmar those who truly are non believers. The leader of them is one who uses a cat as an avatar. I cat I say, positively an admission of witchcraft, I have had the ducking stool dusted off (my damned inquisotor got confused but is a little sensitive so please do not tell him it is not supposed to be a stool made out of ducks).

See you at the pond McKnight, or is that M.C. Night, implying rap, the music of the wicken (apart form that nice Mr 50 Cent, he is a good boy).

Edit: I would also like to use the Clausewitz defence, the trial being held in Solland with the EC of Solland conducting the trial.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 13, 2007, 06:02:49 PM
I propose Trial By Temptation.  ................ tied to a post wearing his very best birthday suit.  He shall then be subject to the ministrations of a dozen scantally clad nubile lasses.  
Where's Inquisitor#1 - has he any control over his minions ...........
nope (no internet on the weekends  :-D)

Ah yes... mass rebellion. Moderators only weakness  :icon_eek:

er...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 06:40:29 PM
Sorry for having not responded for a while I have been with your sisters.

Anyway the trumped up crimes have only gone to prove to Sigmar those who truly are non believers. The leader of them is one who uses a cat as an avatar. I cat I say, positively an admission of witchcraft, I have had the ducking stool dusted off (my damned inquisotor got confused but is a little sensitive so please do not tell him it is not supposed to be a stool made out of ducks).

See you at the pond McKnight, or is that M.C. Night, implying rap, the music of the wicken (apart form that nice Mr 50 Cent, he is a good boy).

Edit: I would also like to use the Clausewitz defence, the trial being held in Solland with the EC of Solland conducting the trial.

I have no sister(s)  :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!

Are you sure you wont a trial in Solland? It would meen that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i will rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 13, 2007, 07:04:56 PM
'The evidence before the court is incontravertable, there is no need for the jury to retire'

Anyone recognising that quote will clearly see that I am not guilty of heresy.


I have no sister(s)  :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!

Are you sure you want a trial in Solland? It would mean that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i pass rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..

Sorry but I am now thinking of you as Advocaat and finding it amusing to see a bottle of the yellowy foulness in a judges wig. That thought alone shows that none of the chaos gods or any of their little pixies would want me on their side.
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 07:10:49 PM
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.

Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.

Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.


Next!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
'The evidence before the court is incontravertable, there is no need for the jury to retire'

Anyone recognising that quote will clearly see that I am not guilty of heresy.


I have no sister(s)  :icon_eek:
It is pronounced MacKnight... Not M.C.Knight (Motorcycle knight). As for the cat...its not amused..
Rap music only promotes cultural violence!

Are you sure you want a trial in Solland? It would mean that i would send you to the badlands and have the orcs decide your fate.
You shall remain under lock and key until i pass rule...cus im the judge... together with Herr McKnight.. the advocat..

Sorry but I am now thinking of you as Advocaat and finding it amusing to see a bottle of the yellowy foulness in a judges wig. That thought alone shows that none of the chaos gods or any of their little pixies would want me on their side.
 :engel:

I am entitled by the 2nd holy principle. #2 The privilige to accuse, dispense judgement, declare anathema and excommunication
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 13, 2007, 07:24:23 PM
What about asking him about his threadmantic cult?

If he denies such a thing, he is obviously lying to the Inquisition, and therefore, another charge shall be added, under section 42.

If he gives us information, it is either false, and therefore another charge is added, or truthful.

If truthful he is either an undercover agent from the Inquisition, or in the cult.

If he's in the cult, he is guilty.
If he's an undercover agent, he is fallen from grace, and is rogue, and is guilty.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 13, 2007, 07:38:55 PM
Excellent Ostermarker... i charge you with the responsibility of gaining this information.. But due hurry, we only have the peggie for a day  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 13, 2007, 08:23:19 PM
Excellent Ostermarker... i charge you with the responsibility of gaining this information.. But due hurry, we only have the peggie for a day  :icon_mrgreen:
New and interesting fact of the day: Pegasus Poo smells worse than Ninja Horse Poo
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 13, 2007, 08:57:06 PM
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.

Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.

Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.


Next!

All I hope is that you HLR gunners have more success than mine!

Fine test of your inquisitorial skills gents, you have all passed the test.

I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 13, 2007, 09:34:44 PM
I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.
alright, a reason to unnecessarily start a brand new army!!! w00t
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 14, 2007, 04:15:52 PM
What, we're letting him off?  What am I going to do with..... Oh...., nevermind.  Come along girls, the Northwest Garret is waiting.  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 14, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
Well, now we have some extra (admittedly dubious) credibility, actually, we could now call our selves the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solland, or the S.H.I ... oh never mind.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on August 15, 2007, 06:22:16 AM
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Well, now we have some extra (admittedly dubious) credibility, actually, we could now call our selves the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solland, or the S.H.I ... oh never mind.




I am now going against forum rules but this expresses my sentiments when reading that best...


ROFL
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 15, 2007, 06:49:13 AM
After consulting with Wyzer, I have reached a judgement.

Herr Veldemere / Vlademere. Because of your thredomantic actions you are deemed necessary to complete the Trial of Flight!
Trial By Flight:
Victim Supect shall be flown high into the air on a pegasus, and dropped. Should suspect fly away handgunner teams and hochland long rifle squads will shoot the witch. Otherwise suspect is innocent.

You will be brought into the altitude of 2000 feet by captain Verdamment from Rufas' richthofen squad. And you shall be tailed in rope. Then cut loose. IF Sigmar blesses you by giving you some water to land it, we have borrowed some skinks from Madame R's newly installed spawnpool.

Sigmar have mercy upon your soul.


Next!

All I hope is that you HLR gunners have more success than mine!

Fine test of your inquisitorial skills gents, you have all passed the test.

I commend you Wyzer, your men have performed above and beyond the call of duty and as such I would welcome your inquisition into Solland (notwithstanding it not existing), consider this a commission into the armies of Solland design yourself a suitably spectacular uniform and join the ranks.

Stay your tounge, foul heretic! He is trying to decieve us. He will stay in the Reik's fang until the torture is finished. Until then we shall apply the Scold's Bridle to Veldemere
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 16, 2007, 02:53:04 AM
Excuse me, where can I buy some indulgences (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17706.msg203564#msg203564)?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 04:23:00 PM

Go here to arrange the paperwork:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1802 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1802)  :-D lol

Send the money here:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1162

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 16, 2007, 05:04:16 PM
You may want to add Gazzor to your list of suspects- Waltar/2Stank use. The crime has been committed twice, by the way. BUT- in his defense the accused was fighting enemies of the empire fielding bovine associated armies, such as skinks and nasty VC.

Also, FVC wants to buy indulgences- this means he has done something wrong- why has no one found this? It could be because of a strange case of threadomancy whereby FVC created a new thread (newus threadulum) which is not punishable by any means or even a crime but he proceeded to restart a topic that was long dead (threadomancy). This confusing crime is very difficult to quantify. May I suggest a new crime of  topicus threadomancium, as follows?

Topicus Threadomancium


The crime of restarting, or re-energising a formerly 'dead' thread, debate or issue without use of the 'search function' or due respect to the 'dead' nature of the thread.

Also, what about off-topic conversation, or thread-stealing? both are v. v. v. serious crimes.

Does this work, informing, or puritanical streak earn me memebership?  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 05:07:33 PM
Also, what about off-topic conversation, or thread-stealing? both are v. v. v. serious crimes.

Does this work, informing, or puritanical streak earn me memebership?  :icon_wink:
On the first one, uh I hope not! Lest half our forum gets burnt to a crisp!

To the 2nd,  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 16, 2007, 05:08:07 PM
Possibly, I mean, I have none of them, but I'm a member.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 05:11:46 PM
We have a problem, my good inquisitors. Every time we point out heretical actions, and get ready to bring out the kindling, somebody ALWAYS steps in and saves them... Have you seen our list of people who we have burnt? None!?

Some may argue they do it out of the good of their hearts, but I believe it to be deeper than that. I think that its part of a larger plot to undermine the grand work of the inquisition and save the heretics so they can strike again

I propose we burn all the defense lawers as well as the defendants!

p.s. I thought you would enjoy the mod on mod action:

Its not a problem with my mind, it's just the fact that I've been up for 22 hours straight. Ugh..

Was I the only one who read this and thought Viagra.  :engel:

:dry:
/me runs into the vaults looking for his runefang.

"You better start running Midaski!"
lol, pictures one old guy chasing another old guy with a large glowing sword... good times
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 16, 2007, 05:49:18 PM
I hearby use precedent:
the case of the crown versus Edmund Blackadder:

"Who will defend the accused and thus condemn himself to certain burning at the stake as a partner in Satan if the accused is found guilty?"  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 16, 2007, 05:54:36 PM
Every time we point out heretical actions, and get ready to bring out the kindling, somebody ALWAYS steps in and saves them...

Its not a problem with my mind, it's just the fact that I've been up for 22 hours straight. Ugh..

Was I the only one who read this and thought Viagra.  :engel:

:dry:
/me runs into the vaults looking for his runefang.

"You better start running Midaski!"
lol, pictures one old guy chasing another old guy with a large glowing sword... good times

 Oh, how the mighty have fallen!  Merely weeks ago, Lord Midaski was the Emperors most trusted adviser, and now he runs the risk of getting an extremely close shave courtesy of the Runefang.  

It has been established recently that our beloved Emperor is not  in fact an "old guy"  Needless to say, Lord Midaski is the personification of "old guyness".  Does anyone want to take bets on how long it will that Grutch to catch Midaski?

Getting to Wyzer's other point:  It is indeed the case that there has been a lack of any truly satisfactory burnings, but this latest part of the Inquisition is merely in the start up phase.  Once people are aware of the dangers, there will be no reason to show mercy.

Using the most recent moderator flare up as an example, one can argue that Lord Midaski's comment was not a reference to the Emperor's performance (which according to the girls at Madame R's has always been amazing), but rather a sad reflection on Lord M's need for the vile substance to get anything accomplished with Frau Two Ton Sally*.  I would hope that the Emperor would see fit to show mercy on the elderly.  Still he should check the the Imperial expense accounts to insure that Lord M is neither charging the fees for the little blue pill nor Frau TTS' considerable expenses to the Imperial Treasury.    

* see the Career Counseling thread  
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 16, 2007, 06:13:21 PM
Excuse me, where can I buy some indulgences (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17706.msg203564#msg203564)?
Quote
My Dear Lord FVC;

Do not be fooled by other pale imitations of Indulgences, designed to trick the unwary.  Only I have the best of both Sigmarian Indulgences signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginist (not Theoginist in charge of Vice as some would have it), and Ulrican Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, Luthor's twin brother.  These fine items can be purchased at Madame Rosalita's 253 Rue de Red Light, in Salzenmund.  For a limited time only, you will receive a ten percent discount, upon purchase of both Indulgences.  Madame R. can cater even to your "unusual" tastes, provided certain precautions are taken.  Referencing some of your letters from earlier this summer, you need all of the Indulgences you can get.

Cordially Yours

Rufas the E.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Vivendi on August 16, 2007, 08:09:51 PM
Dear Inquisitors,
I'm only a captain of a mercenary company, but I think that I have found a case of spitting mud on the honour of the empire, which I serve with everything I have at my disposal.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17568.0

I hope that you wise men can say, do I need to burn this men or let him go.

Most Honorable
Vivendi Novogord
Captain of the Wacken Company.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 16, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
If I may be so bold, as Solland are now paying for the outlandish uniforms of the inquisition, are we making a mistake in trying to torch members of our own forum. The dwarves (oathbreakers or not) have their own acronym (PIOFT or something) maybe we should have our own acronym (BBMOEI burned by a member of the Empire Inquisition) that we can use on other forums. What better way to build fear and support than by ignorance and fear.

If Wyzer can come up with an acronym and all users of other forums try to viraly spread it we can truly build support and fealty.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 16, 2007, 09:58:01 PM
IGBBTIAAIGWTLT   I got burnt by the inquisition and all I got was this lousy t-shirt?

lol

Not too bad an idea...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 16, 2007, 10:00:17 PM
BBDTGTCB:

Been burnt, done that, got the char burns
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 16, 2007, 11:54:43 PM
My Dear Lord FVC;

Do not be fooled by other pale imitations of Indulgences, designed to trick the unwary.  Only I have the best of both Sigmarian Indulgences signed by Johann Esmer, Vice Theoginist (not Theoginist in charge of Vice as some would have it), and Ulrican Indulgences signed by Biff Huss, Luthor's twin brother.  These fine items can be purchased at Madame Rosalita's 253 Rue de Red Light, in Salzenmund.  For a limited time only, you will receive a ten percent discount, upon purchase of both Indulgences.  Madame R. can cater even to your "unusual" tastes, provided certain precautions are taken.  Referencing some of your letters from earlier this summer, you need all of the Indulgences you can get.

Cordially Yours

Rufas the E.

Most esteemed inquisitor Rufas,
(Who is possessed of such great and profound wisdom that he could never conceivably accuse an innocent such as I of heinous crimes such as threadomancy)

While the services of Madame Rosalita may be an indulgence in the strict sense of the word, it is probably not the type that allows for forgiveness of sin. Indeed, it is in great part a base and sinful indulgence, with those that take part in it condemning themselves to eternal damnation, so anathemic is it to the word of Sigmar. As it is surely impossible that a revered inquisitor of Sigmar such as yourself would be promoting hedonism, I must conclude that this is a test designed to root out those of a heretical disposition, who would be tempted to make use of such services.

On the other hand, you cite my two previous letters as evidence, failing to recall your own messages in that exchange. It is not difficult for one to remember that you did promote the services of this Rosalita quite vigorously. You may refer to the apparent vampirism displayed in my letters, but I would refer you to the case of Lord Marullus of Stirland, as demonstration of the fact that appearances need not always be true. I was, in a word, pretending. As proof, I would be honoured if you joined me for drinks in my secluded villa in the Grey Mountains. Be sure to bring a coat, as thunderstorms and lightning strikes are common... though regrettably they have yet to drive away the bats.

With respect, I think I shall buy my indulgences from a different church. I hear Taal is quite popular these days.

Kind regards,

Frederick v. C.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 17, 2007, 08:12:11 AM
What if the inquistition doesn't recognise the worship of taal as a good religion... it is suspiciously close, by way of worshipping beasts in dark forests, to the foul beastmen.

Taal= Standing Stones. Beasts= Standing Stones (monolith)
Taal= animal based. Beasts= animal based
Taal= hate of civilisation. Beasts= hate of civilisation.

This sounds like another cover up- FVC is simply a foul, chaos worshipping bray-shaman, whose name probably stands for 'feeling very chaotic' or some other blashphemous utterance.

Burn! Burn! Burn!  :eusa_clap: :icon_mrgreen: :eusa_clap:

P.S. Rufas- it probably should be 'Rot Licht Strasse'.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 17, 2007, 09:00:13 AM
You don't want to antagonise the Cult of Taal, Guvnor. You're not dealing with frozen-brained Ulricans here. The last time the Church of Sigmar went head to head with that of Taal, the Taalites presented evidence that Sigmar's not a god, won a decisive battle at the river Talabec (itself sacred to the Lord Taal), and plunged the Empire into a civil war that raged for almost an entire millennium (1360-2302).

You might want to think what you're getting into before you declare Taal-worship to be heretical. You burn people at the stake, the priests of Taal used to nail people to oak trees. I'm betting you'll run out of stakes before I run out of trees.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 17, 2007, 09:02:46 AM
Not if we use oak wood for stakes!   :biggriin:

But FVC has a point, if we deem worship of Taal to be heretical the entire north would be heetical along with most of Kislev, and quite a bit of the south.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 17, 2007, 09:32:09 AM
Not if we use oak wood for stakes!

Oh no! What are you going to do, set fire to the tree I've nailed you to? :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on August 17, 2007, 09:35:01 AM
A worthy sacrifice  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on August 17, 2007, 01:17:29 PM
I'm not deeming the cult of taal heretical. I love taal. Taal is great.  :icon_mrgreen: See- green smiley. Green = cool with Taal.  :icon_mrgreen:

However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.

I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.

Footnotes.
*Display is taken to mean exhibited on a wall
** The location is Mme Rosalitas, behind the toilet, in the locked vault underneath the mutant-rat-infested cellar, guarded by the inquisitorial lawyers**** fronted by the door marked "Do not enter under Pain of Pain. Beware of Vampires, Ogres, Skaven and Midaski."
*** As soon as the first case, of the missing alcohol (believed to be devilishly enchanted) stolen from Mr Bugman's LXXXXXXZXXXX cellar and the necessary disposal when found, is solved. Named 'Operation Hic'.
****Mr Rufas has details. If not- find Larry and Moe.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 04:04:59 PM
Dear Inquisitors,
I'm only a captain of a mercenary company, but I think that I have found a case of spitting mud on the honour of the empire, which I serve with everything I have at my disposal.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17568.0

I hope that you wise men can say, do I need to burn this men or let him go.

Most Honorable
Vivendi Novogord
Captain of the Wacken Company.


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Dear Sir Vivendi: 

Your report has been received with great interest.  However, we can not blame Dendo for the sins of his spouse (well we could but we have our hands full at the time).  Although Frau Star has appeared on this forum from time to time,  we may not have the jurisdiction to reach her.  Therefore, the only practical solution is to order Herr Star to burn his living impaired wife himself.  I can provide the marshmellows if Dendo is out.  We will expect proof of the burning.  I hope he doesn't forget the stake though her heart first.

We greatly appreciate the assistance of all concerned citizens of the Empire.  Remember: The Emperor needs you to spy on your neighbor.

Have a nice day  :icon_smile:

Rufas
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 04:38:21 PM
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Sir FVC
Most likely to be found in a coffin
Somewhere in Sylvania:

I have enclosed a Rowen wood stake along with instructions on where you can stick it.  I hope you do not think that my anger has anything to do with your desire to forsake my high quality Sigmarian and Ulrican Indulgences in order to buy a cheep knock off from the priests of Taal.  As the saying goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and plenty of sinners on the Forum.

However, I must insist that you cease casting aspersions on the fine ladies of Madame Rosalita's.  While I have indicated that they cater to every taste, Madame Rosalita draws the line at anything even remotely risque.  A typical evening generally consists of gentlemen lounging around in one of the  rooms playing pinochle or bridge followed by a dinner of fine Cathayan food and a game of Charades.  Willie, the cross dressing Wood Elf sings old Simon and Garfunkel hits and occasionally recites stories by David Sedaris.  The trained seal does amazing tricks with a beach ball in exchange for herring.  For a bit extra, the girls will tickle the customers but that's as racy as it gets.  To end the evening, Two Ton Sally sings an operatic number, because as we all know, it ain't over till the Fat Dwarf Lady sings.  After that, a hug good night and it's off to bed.  

I am surprised that you or anyone else on this forum could have ever considered Madame R's. to be anything more than a Gentlemen's Club of the highest quality.  My gods man, don't you know there are minors on this forum? Do you think I would ever take part in an establishment that could corrupt their morals?  (Well I could, but thats beside the point.)  The only thing that is ever so slightly racy is the spawning pool, but I really don't concern myself with what goes on between consenting Skinks.

Your comments have deeply offended Madame Rosalita, Willie, Two Ton Sally, the Seal, and all of the Girls.   They were looking forward to your visit and were planning a skit based on the novels by Anne Rice in your honor.  However, you can now consider yourself to be only the third on the list of the Banned.

Other than that I trust you are doing well

Rufas the E.

P.S.  Just in case the instructions are not clear, the Rowen wood stake  is for your cold unbeating heart.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 17, 2007, 04:42:01 PM
oh... lame (lol)

maybe I should take out that little thing in my signature... :eusa_wall:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 04:53:28 PM
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I went to Madam Rosalitas and all I got was this pain when I pee.

Yes you should.  Your condition obvioulsy was obtained in a less reputable establishment.  However, buying an Indulgence or two might cure it.  (It can't hurt).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 17, 2007, 05:01:16 PM
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I went to Madam Rosalitas and all I got was this pain when I pee.

Yes you should.  Your condition obvioulsy was obtained in a less reputable establishment.  However, buying an Indulgence or two might cure it.  (It can't hurt).
meh, being the head of the inquisition do I get free indulgences? a discount, perhaps? Our fundings a little low, that "get rich quick" thing turned out to be a scam (its ok, the guy responsible is ... uh, "on vacation")
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 17, 2007, 05:05:57 PM
I'll give both the Sigmarian and Ulrican Indulgences for the price of one and throw in a ticket for Madame R's.  Willie is going to be reading the Santaland Diaries tonight.  
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 18, 2007, 01:04:54 AM
However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.

I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.

You wound me with your accusations, Sir Guvnor. I shall gladly submit to the hammer test or the drowning test to prove my innocence, or even both simultaneously.

'Cause, you know, vampires don't tire nor do they need to breathe.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 18, 2007, 10:42:31 AM
Hmmm FVC, would that be mr F Von Carstein?

Welcome to Mr Wyzers house, you will find him in the dungeon cellar, off you go.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on August 18, 2007, 12:06:37 PM
Or, more likely, he is a secret representative of the Faith and Victory Church!  :Ohmy: :ph34r:
http://www.fvc.org/

Get rid of him! Quickly, before he taints us! Burn! Burn!

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 18, 2007, 02:10:02 PM
What, that's all you found? Google reveals dozens of organisations with my name, some unfathomably bizarre. I mean, a fingerprint verification competition? Fractal vibes dot com? I have no idea what a first vex challenge is, nor what relevance I have to spirometry. Then we've got everything from video rental to cancer treatment to vedic colleges to domestic violence support groups...

Argh! This is too much! Not even I know what it stands for anymore!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 18, 2007, 03:28:24 PM
However, Mr FVC, with previous record of suspicion for devious activities, your sudden conversion becomes suspect- do you really believe in taal? Unlikely. You are using a less-regulated religion to hide your heretical, blaphemous and morally evil devil-worshipping behaviour.

I'm sure that with the hammer test, or the drowning test, or even the simple thumbscrew you will confess to the multitude of despicable crimes currently outstanding on display* at public locations** requiring immediate investigation*** by the inquisition.

You wound me with your accusations, Sir Guvnor. I shall gladly submit to the hammer test or the drowning test to prove my innocence, or even both simultaneously.

'Cause, you know, vampires don't tire nor do they need to breathe.
Nah... that would be too easy (and unprofitable...)

Instead, I suggest a sort of "fight club"... People can place bets that they think they can best our dear FVC, no matter the race (ogres are acceptable), and the surviver winner gets the money... Since you are under trial all proceeds go towards the Inquisition

The club starts immediately and will continue for a week  :icon_smile:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on August 18, 2007, 03:55:58 PM
I think you just broke the first two rules of fight club...is that a burning offense?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 19, 2007, 01:32:26 AM
How can the winner get the money and all proceeds go towards the Inquisition? If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 20, 2007, 04:50:16 PM
How can the winner get the money and all proceeds go towards the Inquisition? If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.
nah, see you said you were ... extremely otherworldly powerfull

And instead of ramming a stake through your heart, you get to win the inquisition money, in return for going free

its a win win, you get to express your martial prowess (and survive) and we get money
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 20, 2007, 04:57:36 PM
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.

It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 20, 2007, 04:59:03 PM
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.

It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights
?? Kind of "Out of Character" dont you think Rufas?  :laugh:

Maybe if he paid his way in you could finally pay your taxes! (lol, like that will ever happen)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 20, 2007, 05:42:01 PM
If I'm going to step into the pit of death I want to be sure I'm going to leave it an extremely wealthy man.

It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights

I am glad I was sitting down when I read that,  :dry:

with both nurses close at hand.   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on August 20, 2007, 11:56:06 PM
It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights

There is more than one house of decadence and sin in the Empire.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 21, 2007, 04:10:28 PM
It matters not.  All the gold in the world will not buy you entry past the doors of Madame Rosalita's House of Delights

There is more than one house of decadence and sin in the Empire.
Technically 186... depends if the "Hafling House Of Special Interests" counts or not...

 :icon_eek:

oh dont worry, I went through them all with a fine-tooth comb to root out any heresy. Lets just say I didn't find any  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 05:04:35 PM
Technically 186... depends if the "Hafling House Of Special Interests" counts or not...
 :icon_eek:
oh don't worry, I went through them all with a fine-tooth comb to root out any heresy. Lets just say I didn't find any :-D
I can not think of anyone more suited for the  job.  Lord Midaski will expect a full report in the morning.  Due to his advanced age, his enjoyment in such matters can only be achieved vicariously.

We do seem to be getting off track.  It's been a full page since we've tortured or burnt anyone.  :icon_twisted:

Not that it's any of the Inquisition's business, but, trust me, you do not want to get on the wrong side of the six Halfling lasses.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 21, 2007, 05:14:25 PM
You have a point... its been awhile since we've done anything...

Perhaps everyone is scared of the inquisition?

Or perhaps we are lacking in our inquisitorial duties? NAH...

Alright, lets find another innocent victim servant of chaos to torch, whos the next lucky contestant on, "Who wants to be burnt at the stake!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
Well the Skaven certainly has the tools to win. This is exactly the type of army Skaven can do well against.

I hope you will not be too offended, but i'm rooting for the rats :biggriin:

Ratarsed
I think we have the victim, er, I mean accused.  A Skaven sympathizer and a failure to use proper capitalization to boot.  I shall send the summons.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 21, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
I request spies and agents send out to investigate the trash of this Chaosdreamer person: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17786.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17786.0)
His name is undoubtly in connection with the Lord of Change..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ratarsed on August 21, 2007, 07:57:37 PM
Well the Skaven certainly has the tools to win. This is exactly the type of army Skaven can do well against.

I hope you will not be too offended, but i'm rooting for the rats :biggriin:

Ratarsed
I think we have the victim, er, I mean accused.  A Skaven sympathizer and a failure to use proper capitalization to boot.  I shall send the summons.  :engel:

Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience.

It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment. And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen. I try to fight them, honest. I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.

I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.

Ratarsed
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 08:12:07 PM
Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience.

It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment. And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen. I try to fight them, honest. I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.

I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.

Ratarsed
What's hienous about a Waltar, 2 Stanks, 3 Wizards and 4 great cannon?  Why, the list is a paragon of self restraint.  It is taking an "immence" effort on my part to refain from burning you here and now. (I could not help but notice that you did not bring the marshmellows like I asked.)  Your offer to let us burn your lackey in your place reminds me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it.  I will leave up to the Grand Inquisitor to pass judgement.  Your only hope is that he is one of those who believes Skaven to be a childrens "tail".  
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 21, 2007, 08:33:57 PM
The Inquisitorial Court is now in session! *BANG* *BANG*
I will leave up to the Grand Inquisitor to pass judgement.  Your only hope is that he is one of those who believes Skaven to be a childrens "tail".
Alright, Bring out the defendant!

Duly summoned I am here to beg for mercy and lenience
Quite your tongue! Now, unlike a normal court, you will actually be given a chance to defend yourself... Now, tell us what happend

It was early in the morning and I was doing my utmost not to rant about Gazzors hienous army (and you must realise what immence effort that takes :eusa_wall:), my concentration just lapsed for a moment.
True, it takes effort. And then what happened?

And then there are the voices in my head telling me cheese is good and all things must come in thirteen.
But wait, were you to like cheese, wouldn't you like Gazzors list? Shouldn't you be trying to rid the world of the mutant rats?

I try to fight them, honest.
Unacceptable. A true Sigmarite does not Try, he does, or does not. There is no "Try". This brings us to the second allegation again you. Is it true that you have been playing with rats, sexually?

I haven't touched a rat in nearly 3 months now but it is so hard and I am but a weak fool.
Absolutely sick and unacceptable. Please wait in the back room and await your judgement

I lay prostate before the inquisition and await your judgment.
Bring the defendent forward. You are hereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.
Fair enough, your assisisant is thereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake. Good day!

Ratarsed
Did you just insult my intelligence! Ill have your head!!!

*BANG* *BANG* Court is adjurned!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 21, 2007, 08:50:52 PM
Well I thought that went quite well.  But I could not help noticing that we forgot to torture him.

I was wondering if we couldn't have the name of the condemed assistant prior to the burning. 

 
Queek!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ratarsed on August 21, 2007, 10:24:55 PM


 
Queek!

And I thought we had kissed and made up  :Ohmy::blush: :smile2:

Ratarsed
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on August 22, 2007, 02:09:38 PM

If I am to be burned I'm not available until next week but am willing to have my loyal assistant be put to the flames in my stead.
Fair enough, your assisisant is thereby sentenced to be burnt at the stake. Good day!

Ratarsed


This sounds perfect, we should always do this. Whenever we are to burn someone we should burn their loyal assistant first as a sort of prologue / teaser sequence. If they put on a suitably good show we use dry wood and a stake that doesn't leave splinters for the main event.

2 for the price of one or BOGOF if you prefer!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on August 23, 2007, 06:56:27 PM
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...

I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...

After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!

I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.

I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter..  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on August 23, 2007, 07:12:27 PM
Meanwhile at the inquisitional office.

"Oh Sigmar's grace what has he done!?
Wyzer is going to bring everybody down with him!

I gotta erase my tracks!...
*Starts shredding papers*

Unless....i could take him down and i would be the hero... and high inquistor...

Bub the gut with the huge butt! fetch my cloak, pistol and hat!... oh and bring me some coffee, its going to be a long night!

*Starts digging dirt out from Wyzer's past*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 23, 2007, 07:45:30 PM

 
Queek!
And I thought we had kissed and made up  :Ohmy::blush: :smile2:
Ratarsed
We have.  However, you may have problems with the Grey Seer of Warhammer rules, the esteemed Mr. Queek. 

I categorically deny putting any words in your mouth.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 23, 2007, 09:58:52 PM
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...

I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...

After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!

I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.

I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter..  :engel:
Uh... you have it all wrong!

My friends parents named him "I" (weird I know). We sometimes refer to him as "me" as a joke   8-)

Meanwhile at the inquisitional office.

"Oh Sigmar's grace what has he done!?
Wyzer is going to bring everybody down with him!

I gotta erase my tracks!...
*Starts shredding papers*
My rockfest tickets! Ill have your head!

Unless....i could take him down and i would be the hero... and high inquistor...

Bub the gut with the huge butt! fetch my cloak, pistol and hat!... oh and bring me some coffee, its going to be a long night!

*Starts digging dirt out from Wyzer's past*

... You spelt Inquisitor wrong ...

Ah, fair McKnight. I like your passion and motivation, and I know you were only looking out for the best interests of yourself the Inquisition... but fear not! I have not lapsed into the realms of chaos yet

Now, back to burning those who oppose the dark gods Sigmar! Well, maybe later... Lets go to Madam Rosalitas (Its good to be da Inquisita)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on August 23, 2007, 10:39:05 PM
Wyzer, I fear that you may have a doppelganger or impersonator...

I was playing against my own army with a chaos army, and it took me 3 turns of repeted bashing to take it down. I was attacking it with a beastlord with a chaos runesword (big weapon of death) and a chosen chaos knight squad...

After all, surely our esteemed leader of the w-e inquisition could not possibly be consorting with the ruinous powers!

I fear your impersonator may also be contaminated with the malaise of the round base from his use of the word squad.

I have every confidence that the inquisition will sort this matter..  :engel:
Uh... you have it all wrong!

My friends parents named him "I" (weird I know). We sometimes refer to him as "me" as a joke   8-)


I see Wyzer.  And did you get legal advise from Rufas before you made that response?

Because that excuse has more holes in it than Queek's skirting board.  :laugh:

[Edit: Yet more evidence!]
I usually run him with a laurels of victory, sword of power and a mark of tzeentch

Its been awhile since I have used him though, I prefer to use the new Arch Lectors (like everyone else nowadays...) They are just a little more tactically versatile
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 24, 2007, 03:00:05 PM
I am shocked, shocked I say to find the coruption of chaos right here at the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle.  I insist that everything be above board and honest as the day is long.

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Here are your earnings from the Indulgence scam, your Lordship.
says the Pink Goblin.

Er, right.  Place them in the vault near the waterlogged timber supplies.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 24, 2007, 03:38:44 PM
[Edit: Yet more evidence!]
I usually run him with a laurels of victory, sword of power and a mark of tzeentch

Its been awhile since I have used him though, I prefer to use the new Arch Lectors (like everyone else nowadays...) They are just a little more tactically versatile
[/quote]
Congratulations, I put that out there to make sure that I wasn't the only one who was being vigilant...

Noone is outside the inquisitorial gaze (cept mods), not even the inquisition!

Great job, just making sure you all are still with me. Back to the torch! Er, back to torching!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 30, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
Been a slow week... We are behind on our burnings. I crunched some numbers and unless we torch Stirland we are going to have to make some budget cuts. Its ok, I dont think anyone will miss it (lol)

Second order of business, I thought I'd propose a minor name change:

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Phydox on August 31, 2007, 01:16:52 AM
Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace

I like it!  Especially the acronym:  Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace  I assume you'll divide the Order into a Big branch and a little branch? 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on August 31, 2007, 01:53:05 AM
Wait, Wyzer, were you as Boss In General Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle making the decision to change the name?

With the name change, make sure all the other Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace get appropriate notification.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 31, 2007, 09:26:57 AM
Surely much more appropriate would be:

Bullying Unofficial Lily Livered Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 31, 2007, 03:06:19 PM
I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.   
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on August 31, 2007, 04:09:47 PM
I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.   

Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................  :dry:

The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on August 31, 2007, 07:41:41 PM
I like Warlord's and Midaski's suggestions.  Wyzer should make a command decision so we can get the new stationary printed.

With respect to increasing the number of burnings, perhaps we should recruit an auxiliary.  The Hallowed Order of Sapient Yeomen of the Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, perhaps, eh.   

Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................  :dry:

The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 
lol, alright here we go:

High Inquisitors: Boss In General of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Sollace
Inquisitors: Last In Line of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Taberacle of Sollace
Our taxs department: Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on August 31, 2007, 08:57:53 PM
Oh No Modesty is holding you back ................  :dry:
The Hallowed Order of Rufas' Strange & Eccentric Sigmarian Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle 
I am sooo flattered.  Ordering the tee shirts today.  :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 01, 2007, 12:24:07 AM
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS
Mcknight works for McDonalds
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anethema to all Giants fans.
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caeser, and Lassie talks to you.
Machine-Child works on Mars.
Ostermarker should join me.
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?


Crimes of the Inquisition:

The Scam. You know which one.
The Blatant corruption inherrent in this Order.
Condoning of Mod influence.


Here are the Theological reasons for my new Inquisition:
errr.... brb, going out for pizza. Oh, there's one, you guys haven't mentioned that Sigmar ate nothing but Pizza and a dozen raw eggs each morning. Cause he looks like Gaston.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 01, 2007, 10:20:58 AM
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds         and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests


If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.




Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 01, 2007, 04:00:35 PM
I read my name, and I'm confused  :icon_confused:

What's HOS on about?  :icon_confused:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 01, 2007, 04:04:13 PM
Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds         and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with?
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests


If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.

Now now Midaski, we dont critize your moderator operations...

And i Do not work for McDonald's! * hides away mcD paper... and wipes grease from my mouth*
Clearly you are a heretic, Helblaster. Which will mean a burning. Bub the gut with the huge butt will escort you to the prison.

*As Helblaster is moved the prison, Bub spots Vledemere who have died of hunger... uups...  forgot to feed him... in you go!*

Worry not, Ostermarker.. He is a heretic and tries to lure you into corruption!


Also Guvnor's avatar is a soldier from the civil protection in Half life 2...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 01, 2007, 11:33:21 PM
Ok, sorry about leaving you guys hanging on the rest of my Non-Heretical beliefs, but I'm lazy. Therefore, that's one of my beliefs, and the precepts of the Anti-Lector Party. Now I'm going to start my own thread, as soon as I get home from work at eight. Unlike you guys, I work at a bookstore, so now computer surfing for me. But lots of books, and 20% off all books. And free ice cream. Another perk to being an Anti-Lector.

And Midaski, my apologies, I guess I realized you weren't really part. And no, I'm not going to read an entire 7 page thread just to catch up. I prefer to open up my ignorant mouth and let someone do all the work of filling me in by "correcting" me. Not that I'm ever wrong, of course.

And another thing about the Anti-Lector party:

We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.


Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.                   and he's well over 6 foot
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.      well it could be a 6, or even three of them .......
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS    See below
Mcknight works for McDonalds         and he sounds Celtic = Orcish
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven.      or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull)
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.         we're back to the 666
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans.    plays for, or up with? Anaheim Angels, American Baseball team.
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you.  More like Old Shep IMO The Dog Whisperer's name on American TV is named Cesar.
Machine-Child works on Mars.        What he makes chocolate bars?actually, i think he is only cleared to work on Mars Bars Bites.
Ostermarker should join me.            ......... but who's on top?I don't mind it either way but dogg- er... I may have to burn myself.....
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests


If you had read the thread properly HOS you would have noted that I am not a member of this rogue and unofficial organisation.

In fact you would have seen that I have endeavoured to cast aspersions upon their abilities, and that they have miserably failed the aptitude tests set by myself and certain fellow members.

As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.

If you wish to start a rival organisation then please feel free - and please make sure you submit the appropriate forms and details to the Exchequer for registration with names of those responsible for payment of taxes.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 02, 2007, 04:32:19 AM
We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.
Hey thats my line.  Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.

Rufas plays dwarfs. and he's well over 6 foot  No I play "Dwarves".  "Dwarfs" can only  be found in old Disney Movies.  It's 6'5" or 195 cm for the rest of the world.

Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.  well it could be a 6, or even three of them .... I wonder what happen to Wyzer0?

Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS See below And Kislev, which as we all no is far to close to the chaos wastes to be healthy

Mcknight works for McDonalds  and he sounds Celtic = Orcish  There are about 5 million people living due north of Midaski who will  be paying him a visit to discuss manners once I email his anti-celtic comments to them.  :engel:
 
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. or pissed on warpstonebrew (Ratarsed is a UK term for drunk out of your skull) Does anyone wonder how Lord Midaski has such detailed knowledge of this term?

Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer. we're back to the 666 Larry Moe and Curly resent your aspersions and will be over to discuss this with you if there is anything left after the Scots.

Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anathema to all Giants fans. plays for, or up with? So you advocate displacing noble Imperial troops for Giants who are not properly housebroken?

dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caesar, and Lassie talks to you. More like Old Shep IMO  Speaking of Shep, Larry, Moe and Curly will soon be joined by their brother from far Cathay.

Machine-Child works on Mars. What he makes chocolate bars? No, he's been put in charge of the soylent green production run.

Ostermarker should join me. ... but who's on top? Been flying in to Minneapolis lately?
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar?  his helmet :icon_question: :dry: -his diving helmet for the ducking tests
Ducking tests can be a useful skill.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 02, 2007, 05:37:31 AM
We have moved(ok, I have moved) my base of operations into Tilea, and will not be paying anyone taxes. Take it up with my Ogres.
Hey thats my line.  Larry, Moe and Curly will be mighty upset if your copy my successful Ogre CRS/Attorney scam.


Alright, take it up with Eminem, 50 Cent, and MJ, my (dark) Elven minstrels of... cheesy lyrical/possibly sexual/white, black, and we don't know muuzak.

By the way, that's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho.

And my Giants are too housebroken! If an opposing team asks them to nicely lay down and let them win, they always do!

EDIT: New doctrinal change of the Anti-baptist party: If you need a thread to be a party, screw this game. I'll just haunt this thread instead. Should be mildly fun, with less work.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on September 02, 2007, 09:16:30 PM
Hmmm, so I have had my name dispariged twice in recent posts. Neither person was capable of spelling my name correctly, very poor.

I assume the angels / giants comment was referring to an American 'sport' (TV revenue stream) which no doubt claims to have a world championship open soley to Americans, hmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 03, 2007, 02:49:18 AM
Nope! We include Canadians to. Thre is also rumour of admitting the Japanese and Korean leagues.

And if I had NOT messed up your name, this thread would have been more boring.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 03, 2007, 04:08:29 PM
Wow, I lose internet for a weekend and look at all the damage control I must do... Ugh...

Wow. This is cool. But, I am afraid, no theocratic power can get away without usurping opposition. Anyone who want to join the Anti-Lector party, come on over. I am giving you fair warning now because of several reasons:

Rufas plays dwarfs.  Which happen to be an Empire ally. That and he also plays empire. At least he doesn't play chaos (like you do! HA!)
Wyzer1 has a "1" in his name.  And? Yours has chaos in its name! ^^^
Midaski plays for Ulric, just look back to the WoOS  Not part of our organization (and he contantly tries to undermine it...)
Mcknight works for McDonalds  Heresy I SAY! Burn McKnight! Er... I mean... Uh...
Ratarsed is obviously a Skaven. Wait, is he even apart of our organization? If so... hes not skaven! If he isn't, torch him!
Clausewitz is clearly a lawyer.  So's Rufas, why did you call him for being a dwarf? lol
Vlademere plays for the Angels. Anethema to all Giants fans.  Baseball sucks...
dWhisper? Let me guess, you're real name is Caeser, and Lassie talks to you.  Blatant lies...
Machine-Child works on Mars.lol, a 40k reference... not bad. Still blasphemy, but nice reference none the less...
Ostermarker should join me. He'll never turn to the darkside!
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and


Crimes of the Inquisition:  In my best Balders Gate voice: "I AM THE LAW!"

The Scam. You know which one.  not really, theres quite a few. Which one are you referencing?
The Blatant corruption inherrent in this Order.  Its not corruption per se. Its ... Uh ...
Condoning of Mod influence.  My ally is the mod. And a powerful ally it is


Here are the Theological reasons for my new Inquisition:
errr.... brb, going out for pizza. Oh, there's one, you guys haven't mentioned that Sigmar ate nothing but Pizza and a dozen raw eggs each morning. Cause he looks like Gaston.   You may have a point here... I like pizza...

Nope! We include Canadians to. Thre is also rumour of admitting the Japanese and Korean leagues.

And if I had NOT messed up your name, this thread would have been more boring.
Wait, when did we start recruiting Canadians? ... lol

Quote from: Midaski
As a pillar of the establishment I have merely tolerated their blunderings on the vague chance that the Empire can make some much needed tax revenue.
Perhaps we can come to some sort of an agreement... I have noticed public burnings bring in quite a large revenue, and I think I know a certain tax collector who might just leave us alone for a slice of the pie (mmm, pie...)  :icon_wink:


Oh, BTW. For good measure lets torch Helblaster...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Guvnor on September 03, 2007, 04:29:10 PM
Quote
Guvnor.... What is that on your avatar? lol, Im like "Wait, was he a member?" Uh... The combine have no direct coalation or affiliation with the Warhammer world. That and

That and presumably something. What did you miss out.

I believe the combine have many lessons to teach the inquisition/ learn from the inquistion: both use horrific torture, although the combine use genetic and neurological torture. We could have some fun combining that with blind faith. Ever seen some of our slaves? Also, the ruthless media campaign and communist-esque control on people's behaviour might be of use to you in suppression of dissent, something the combine soldiers have practised for a looooong time.

I guess you play 1/2life, Wyzer? Maybe I'll meet you in deathmatch or CS:S siometime (and probably lose...)

More importantly SOMEONE HAS SPELLED ALTAR WRONG

Check out new idea for arch lector, I believe by kermitthefrog .
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 03, 2007, 06:44:34 PM
Don't worry about torching me, I got lit up yesterday :blush:. Welts everywhere. So embarrasing, I hate losing at paintball.

Baseball is freaking awesome, if you ask me, but everything is second place to football. And not pansy European football where the only physical contact is made by the fans. I mean the kind where you have 3000+ lbs of flesh colliding everyplay. That's the good kind.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 03, 2007, 06:48:26 PM
Oh, you mean rugby?

You are obvious bloodthirsty, and therefore a cultist of the freaky frenzied new Khorne, rather than martial combat-y old Khorne, and thus must be burnt alive.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 03, 2007, 06:55:24 PM
I'm sorry, but they don't get the really fat guys in rugby, hence less colliding.

And no, I prefer a West Coast offence to the traditional "up the gut" running style of the olde Steelers and such. I like more USC/49ers/Brady Quinn/Colts style of play. And the New Orleans Saints because they have Reggie Bush, and Reggie Bush is FREAKING AMAZING. Period. End of discussion. Of course, LT is God right now, but Reggie will get his day.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 03, 2007, 07:37:07 PM
That and presumably something. What did you miss out.

I believe the combine have many lessons to teach the inquisition/ learn from the inquistion: both use horrific torture, although the combine use genetic and neurological torture. We could have some fun combining that with blind faith. Ever seen some of our slaves? Also, the ruthless media campaign and communist-esque control on people's behaviour might be of use to you in suppression of dissent, something the combine soldiers have practised for a looooong time.

I guess you play 1/2life, Wyzer? Maybe I'll meet you in deathmatch or CS:S siometime (and probably lose...)

More importantly SOMEONE HAS SPELLED ALTAR WRONG   K, on it

Check out new idea for arch lector, I believe by kermitthefrog .
@Presumably something - I stopped half-way through my sentence... And when I went back to it I forget what I was going to say  :|
@Combine - Good points, and some of the weapons we would get (thinks of that massive alien walking thinger-mabobber). Plus I dont think Mr. Freeman exists in Fantasy  :icon_cool:
@play half-life2  -  I used to, but the problem right now is I don't have internet at my place (wont for quite awhile...  :icon_cry:)

Otherwise I'd play ya :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 03, 2007, 08:13:06 PM
And no, I prefer a West Coast offence to the traditional "up the gut" running style of the olde Steelers and such. I like more USC/49ers/Brady Quinn/Colts style of play. And the New Orleans Saints because they have Reggie Bush, and Reggie Bush is FREAKING AMAZING. Period. End of discussion. Of course, LT is God right now, but Reggie will get his day.

You seem to think I have the foggiest of what you're on about.
He's babbling madness! The Dark Tongue, it must be (if anyone mentions yoda they're dead :biggriin:) He must be burnt!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 04, 2007, 07:25:15 PM
Why? At least the exact reason for its unfairness would be nice.

Midaski laid down the gauntlet for the Inquistion, he's not being unfair, he's being sneaky, and all power to him.






EDIT:
* = Failure of Inquisition to spot Test Heretical Posting 

Interesting one here? Isn't the author an Inquisitor :icon_question:  Do I detect dissent in the ranks - testing the leader's abilities ...............  :engel:

 

Here I have proof that Ostermarker has decieved the Holy order and brought shame upon it by being guilty of cooperating in a razzia against the Holy Order.

I hereby rip off your holy comet and rank of the witch hunter and will be degraded to 2nd stable boy of the holy stables.
In addition you will complete a cleansing ceremony where you will pray at the Altar of the most holy for two sunrises while inhaling toxic incest smoke bought cheap at some corner booth outside the temple (anyone wishing to buy from there, it is called "Git Ur Reel Relix hear! Cheep Cheep, bones amung other stoff").
Now... To make sure you are not a heretic and only but the Inquisition in a bad position (which you agreed not to do when being forced into the ranks of inexperienced witch hunters. You will be sentenced to trial by soup!

You will be served 3 bowls of soup. One Hen soup, one Ox soup and one carrot soup. Should you burn your tounge, cough, spill any soup or slurp while eating these 3 bowls of soup, you will be condemned witch and a proper execution conviction will be decided.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 04, 2007, 07:35:37 PM
Surely if it is the soup test, you should add more flavour to the proceedings with an assalt and pepper conviction ..................... :engel:




I think Ostermarker has made his defense on this matter.
The incident occurred before I suggested he spy for me he joined the Inquisition.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 04, 2007, 07:46:42 PM
I am bowled over by your mercy Herr McKnight.
Though I doubt you could say I've been Henning around with my rolls, always performing my duties with the purity of 24 carrot gold.

Considering I'm trying to out-bad-pun Midaski, I doubt this is going to be a good defense.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 04, 2007, 07:53:59 PM
Oh my god! I can’t believe that guy in the Elector’s Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing – I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But I’m at work and I had to say something.

Keep up the funniness and …

Viva los Inquisition! Olé!

BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.

BTWW: I’ve got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit won’t bring his own.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 04, 2007, 08:06:39 PM
You have to remember that a lot of people do not go all round all of the boards.

I am sur ethat several never visit the CT and probably have no idea what is going on with this Inquisition thing - they may even think it is some form of Junior Pretend Mods Kindergarten Class .......





 :icon_idea:

................. hmmmmmm maybe considering the general level of inquisitor behaviour, maybe that isn't to far off the truth ..................
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 04, 2007, 08:09:45 PM
Oh my god! I can’t believe that guy in the Elector’s Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing – I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But I’m at work and I had to say something.

Keep up the funniness and …

Viva los Inquisition! Olé!

BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.

BTWW: I’ve got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit won’t bring his own.

Lol yea :-D
How dare he question the inquisition!

Ostermarker, it seems Wyzer1 has pardoned you. Finnish your soup and get out of here...

Now to another pressing matter.
Rufas' absence or mental absence have left the inquisition with little firewood and little money. Now... We have started to ration our firewood and chop up the convicted's furniture to finance their own burnings.
I Vote that we use a newly thought tax.. The Post tax. The number of posts determine the number of Gold Crowns a person has to pay to our tax collector*.
This should quickly solve our little money problem and allow us to buy firefood  from Nordland.

*Members of this Organisation will not be taxed.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 04, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Certainly McKnight.

Of course all taxes have to be sanctioned and collected by the Chancellor's Office. You may apply for an application form.

Of course as well all taxes raised by any other authorised bodies within the Empire, apart from the Lord Chancellor's Office, are then subject to a tax on that tax.

Then there is the administration fee, and the collection fee.

My scribes have done the calculations, and for every 100 ducats you charge your targets, we will be happy to pass on your share of 3 ducats.

Thank you for your contributions - have a nice day.

 :closed-eyes:


PS. You might consider a burger stall at the local market - who knows you might even get to be running 3 or 4 in a few years time .......................



PPS. Do not forget to apply for your market trader's license from the Chancellor's Office.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 04, 2007, 08:19:24 PM
You have to remember that a lot of people do not go all round all of the boards.


I was laughing because he was sooo offended.

Oh well …

Here’s an answer to the Inquisition’s wood shortage.

Heretics are Witches.
Witches ride broomsticks.
Broomsticks are made of wood.
Wood is lighter than water.
So Witches must float on water.
Because Witches are made of wood.
And Heretics are made of wood.

Let’s burn Heretics!
 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 04, 2007, 08:21:07 PM
Oh my god! I can’t believe that guy in the Elector’s Forum is so clueless (not to name names but the amphibious puppet guy) about this Inquisition thing – I nearly fell off my chair laughing. But I’m at work and I had to say something.

Keep up the funniness and …

Viva los Inquisition! Olé!

BTW: has any of you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens? Hilarity ensues.

BTWW: I’ve got an extra can of tar-oil if Kermit won’t bring his own.
Im assuming you were talking about Kermitthefrog3? Ya, his reply was a lot more .. harsh before I sent him a PM and he agreed to tone it down a bit  :|. I think we kind of hit a softspot because we were OT and he wanted hit thread answered (I thought we had done a good job in the first few posts, but I guess not)

I was kind of worried eventually we would end up picking on the wrong member, I dont know why I guess I just figured someone named after kermitthefrog would have a good sense of humor  :icon_frown:

Regarding Ostermarker, I kind of pardoned him in the other thread... my bad

Alright, instead of an unconditionally full pardon, here's what were going to do. You do our taxes and submit them to the "Instrument in Killing the System And Denouncing the Inquisitorial Meaning"  (What an acronym, eh?)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 04, 2007, 08:30:18 PM

I hereby rip off your holy comet and rank of the witch hunter and will be degraded to 2nd stable boy of the holy stables.
In addition you will complete a cleansing ceremony where you will pray at the Altar of the most holy for two sunrises while inhaling toxic incest smoke bought cheap at some corner booth outside the temple (anyone wishing to buy from there, it is called "Git Ur Reel Relix hear! Cheep Cheep, bones amung other stoff").
Now... To make sure you are not a heretic and only but the Inquisition in a bad position (which you agreed not to do when being forced into the ranks of inexperienced witch hunters. You will be sentenced to trial by soup!

I think you meant incense. But then again this may be a slip-up.
You may yourself not be tried for crimes but your offspring may be suspect. And should they produce more fingers than common respectable Empire citizenry then they may be tried as broomsticks, I mean Heretics.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Ostermarker on September 04, 2007, 10:07:48 PM
Surely we shouldn't pay tax, but at the public burnings, we could have food stalls, and possibly a souvenir stall?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 05, 2007, 08:40:43 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 05, 2007, 10:01:07 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3
lol, what a good and rightous inquisitor  :blush:

Was that made for us or a coincidence? He looks an aweful lot like my warrior priest on horse   :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on September 06, 2007, 12:30:52 AM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?

Fine If we can't get along WE SHALL NUKE THEM ALL!!! What we do is present my idea to the emperor and then use the nuke battery to nuke the following people:

-HE- don't like 'em      Alright, makes sense
-DE- Just plain wrong  Sure, but the witch elves are teh hot!
-WE- Well I've nuked the other two whats the point in not finishing the job???   Exactely
-TK-Evil mummies must die   Nukes + Mummies = Fun
-HoC- Why not?   Wait, your only reason for killing the bane of all existence is "Why not"!?  WTF?
-Bretitand- don't like 'em   Lets just threaten them and take over their land. They are kind of close, fallout might suck
-Dwarfs- Just for messing up the NC fluff ending   Are we bringing back "Death To Walters" ?
-Stirland- Nobody likes them anyways
-Sylvania- The only way to kill a vampire is a 300ton nuclear warhead (or a wooden stick)
-Ogre Kingdoms- Uh... They have stinky farts
-Cathay- Teach you not to have an army book!!
-Lustria- Lets just use this as a testing ground (maybe we found a way to kill 2nd gen slanns!)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 06, 2007, 12:43:44 AM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?
In short, No...

*turns around*

Now where were we ladies...                                                  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 06, 2007, 07:59:10 AM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?
In short, No...

*turns around*

Now where were we ladies...                                                  :engel:
What ladies? ...they are all men...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on September 06, 2007, 12:43:26 PM
They look like ladies in their dresses, with their long, beautiful hair, and their pretty, delicate features... *ahem*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on September 06, 2007, 01:03:59 PM
Yeah, but even then, I'd rather go with the feminine beauty of a Dark Elf man than the testosterone-pumped coarseness of a dwarf woman.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 06, 2007, 02:14:27 PM
Woe to me!
After reading the past few posts.
Libido has abandoned me.
Twisted visions of a burly dwarf female having relations with an effeminate dark elf male.
Erase these awful thoughts!
Return to the topic at hand …

Edit:
(I think Slaanesh already infiltrated …)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 06, 2007, 04:07:38 PM
Out of curiosity, is being an elf-lover a burnable offence?
In short, No...

*turns around*

Now where were we ladies...                                                  :engel:
What ladies? ...they are all men...

:Ohmy:    :eusa_sick: :eusa_sick:

Alright, as High Inquisitor I am now requiring all Inquisitors to take a training course in telling the difference between Elf Males, and Elf Females. I am also requiring everyone to take a course in telling the difference between Dwarf Males and Females (worth 8 credits, its a difficult course)

Now for the love of Sigmar, please get off that topic before we get accused of consorting with Slaanesh!
 :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 06, 2007, 04:46:03 PM
Wyzer1, I don't think anyone is accusing you of that...I for one already have you slated away as "guilty," and I'm sure most everyone else agrees with me.

As the Anti-Lector, I hereby subject you and the entire Inquisitorial staff to read the ENTIRE Order of the Stick Online collection by the end of today.


wait... where's the punishment part?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 06, 2007, 04:49:18 PM
Wyzer1, I don't think anyone is accusing you of that...I for one already have you slated away as "guilty," and I'm sure most everyone else agrees with me.

As the Anti-Lector, I hereby subject you and the entire Inquisitorial staff to read the ENTIRE Order of the Stick Online collection by the end of today.


wait... where's the punishment part?
uh.. no

Your jurisdiction does not apply here newb. I thought you were joining the darkside the inquisition anyways?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 08, 2007, 10:19:15 AM
Announcement:

Due to the high request for warrior priests and arch lectors for the Imperial armies, the inquisition will take up some of the religious jobs in th e Sigmarite churches.
The inquisition will instate inquisitors to hear your confessions as the role of confessors*. All confessions will happen under the same anonymous ways like always. But we will install a lock in the confessional.

So please feel free to come to your local Sigmarite church and go to confession. Absolutely nothing has changed and you can tell us all of your secrets!

*We will just change a little thing. Our inquisitors are not getting paid for listening to confessions, we have agreed to this pact with the Sigmarite church under our conditions, we get to burn those we deem heretics. Remember that our inquisitors get paid per burned heretic.


End of announcement

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 08, 2007, 01:14:21 PM
There are dwarf females? i thought dwarfs came out of holes in the ground...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 10, 2007, 05:23:42 PM
Remember that our inquisitors get paid per burned heretic.
You have forgoten the money to be made in selling the confiscated property of the toasted!  I have always found that to be much more lucrative the the per body rate.  Perhaps this is why so many heretics seem to be in the upper middle class.

There are dwarf females? i thought dwarfs came out of holes in the ground...
This is a common misconception owing to the tendency of Dwarf females remaining in the relative safety of the holds.  It is also a misconception that Dwarf females sport beards.  Rather, through my acquaintance with Two-Ton Sally I can confirm their facial hair is more akin to the stubble a man might have after a week of not shaving.  I have no knowledge whatsoever how this feels as our friendship is completely platonic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 10, 2007, 07:53:43 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=1

that guy would fit in here...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 10, 2007, 08:19:22 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=1

that guy would fit in here...
lol, that guy is here! Ill let you guys figure out who it is
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Erwin Moltz on September 11, 2007, 02:04:07 AM
you?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 11, 2007, 06:28:09 PM
It is high time we got back to the proper task of heretic burning.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25)

Quote
Gojo is hereby charged with the heinous crime of threadomancy by the Holy Sigmarian Inquisitorial Tabernacle (we don't abbreviate). Davido, Chumpchange, Rorrak, Fandir Nightshade, and Brother Ducat are charged with contributing to the delinquency  of Min... no thats not right... conspiracy to spread threadomancy.  The penalties are the same, but you can purchase an indulgence at the premium price + appropriate surcharges.

Please proceed to the inqisition office near the Count's Tavern and take your punishment Snurfs that you are.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 11, 2007, 07:29:19 PM
I vote for...*
That is really a bad case, Herr Rufas. Good boy. Should they be burned? or have they bought indulgences?

*Since when did we start voting you might ask?... After we were accused of being unfair... and hey democratic people cant be unfair! So we have become democratic in all needed cases. Like do we need free stable space, paid by the church and free coffee, being allowed to bring our weapons from work home with us.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 11, 2007, 09:47:29 PM
It is high time we got back to the proper task of heretic burning.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=16751.25)

Quote
Gojo is hereby charged with the heinous crime of threadomancy by the Holy Sigmarian Inquisitorial Tabernacle (we don't abbreviate). Davido, Chumpchange, Rorrak, Fandir Nightshade, and Brother Ducat are charged with contributing to the delinquency  of Min... no thats not right... conspiracy to spread threadomancy.  The penalties are the same, but you can purchase an indulgence at the premium price + appropriate surcharges.

Please proceed to the inqisition office near the Count's Tavern and take your punishment Snurfs that you are.
Good job Rufas, way to pull the team back together

And since when did we start voting? Oh well, its probably a good idea... That way we at least show that its not just 2-3 lunatics torching a bunch of innocent people  ...   wait  ..

I would also like to present a little "problem" that the Inquisition has been having lately. It seems that our Public Relations department ... well, who am I kidding. We don't have a PR department. Thats the problem though, aparently in the publics eyes we are just some evil corporation trying to undermine the country (CIA? oooo bad joke Im sorry!)

As High Inquisitor of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Of Sollace (like Rufas said, no abreviations), I would like to propose appointing one of our Inquisitors to "Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma. "  His job would be to hunt down the heretics like normal, but to also show the lighter side of the Inquisition and try and get the public more involved. You will get a hyopthetical pay-raise of 150% of your current salary, a full-paid vacation to Madam Rosalitas courtesy of the Imperial Coffers, and the worst acronym the Inquisition can offer  :wink:

Examples would include having a "kids-day" where they can participate in the burnings (lol) and free passes to the elderly (lol)* and perhaos gladiator/olympic style games where heretics can fight manticores and the Imperial Dragon and stuff. And if they survive they are obviously witches so we burn them. You know, that kind of stuff

If anyone cares to apply for this most prestigous position within the Inquisition, feel free to apply



*if you didn't get it I was talking about torching little kids and the elderly (stay away from Midaski! I warn you!), sort of like the FBI picnic
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 11, 2007, 10:07:01 PM
Hey, if I disband the Anti-Lector Party (won't be hard, I'm the only member) can I join? I am really big on being the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, as people already say I am! I promise not to make anymore heretical postings, and will follow all the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle-y rules. Pleeaase?? :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 11, 2007, 10:26:26 PM
Hey, if I disband the Anti-Lector Party (won't be hard, I'm the only member) can I join? I am really big on being the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, as people already say I am! I promise not to make anymore heretical postings, and will follow all the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle-y rules. Pleeaase?? :engel:
Alright, its nice to see if you finally taking an interest in the dark side the inquisition. And lets not call it "disbanding" the "Anti-Lector Party". That sounds like you just gave up on it, and Inquisitors are not quiters (incompetant fools, perhaps, but not quiters...)

Instead say you merged with the Inquisition. And BTW, we do not represent or are in any way affiliated with the Arch Lectors. We are trading partners with the Church Of Sigmar but are, in fact, a completely autonymous and self-governing organization

By the power vested in me by the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Sollace, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, head of the Inquisitions Public Relations department (somehow I see PR going down the tube, but I've been wrong before)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 04:28:00 AM
Hell no! I'm a people person! In other words, I'm a person who deals with people. And people deal with me! In other words, I deal with people. Which means that I'm a people person!

And I henceforth declare-ify that the Anti-Lector party shall now fully and inseperably be joined to the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle, and that the Anti-Lector, HoS, shall become the most illustrious, long-lasting, and above all, hard, Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma.

But I am not going to be just hard, I will have a sensitve head, and will respond to faithful and steady stimulation with bursts of rewards to the faithful. And although the populace may be in the throes of adulation, I shall not forget to be gentle. Ish.

I so hope I don't get banned for that travesty ofa post.


*EDIT* I changed one word...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on September 12, 2007, 04:16:57 PM
My hearty Congradulations to Helblaster-of-Sigmar as the newly installed P.R.I.C.... right, no abbreviations.

I have also received a missive from Herr Gojo passed on through third parties so as to not allow me to track him.  There may be some defences to be offered in his case, but only should he present himself to the S.H.I.... Ooops,the Inquisistion.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 05:31:40 PM
Your organization is growing in leaps and bounds. You may have to create smaller departments within the Sigmar Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle.

Maybe senior officers in the Middenheim region can form up the Bureaucratic Regiment Of Witchfinder Notables – Northern Order Of Sigmar’s Elite Representatives.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 12, 2007, 06:16:38 PM
The PR guy needs to get moving ............

Whos has the 'T'-Shirt rights, the Posters, ............


I see a series of 7 books here ..........

"The Ministry of Tragic" by J.K. Trowelling
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 06:26:14 PM
The PR guy needs to get moving ............

Whos has the 'T'-Shirt rights, the Posters, ............


I see a series of 7 books here ..........

"The Ministry of Tragic" by J.K. Trowelling
Ill ignore the crappy Harry Potter reference, but I do like the idea of T-Shirts and posters...

hmmm (wishes I was Artistic and not Autistic  :laugh: )

So Helblaster if you get bored and feel up to it by all means make us some interesting posters and the like. If anyone else has some artistic ability and wants to help then that would be cool to

I did a (albeit crappily painted) banner that said "Fear The Inquisition" on it... Not finished yet but once its done Ill post it up
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 12, 2007, 07:18:00 PM
All people with any form of artistic talent (be it for drawings or for modelling) are heretics and should be burned...*
People with the previous mentioned talents clearly must have sold their soul to those we do not speak about...who am i kidding!, The Dark Gods, who will kill you and if not we will!

*Mainly because i have none.

But if you happen to just "Find" some posters then do share with us!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 07:22:25 PM
Fine. Someone else can design these shirts:

My parents attended a witch trial and all I got was this blood-splattered shirt.

I’m with Nurgle =>

If you can read this then you’re a mutant.

My other chariot is a Waltar.

(Maybe you can’t draw because you’re all thumbs … hmmmmm … better get someone to count your digits)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
Announcements:

1.) There seems to have been some confusion as to the manner of our PR department. Anyone who wants to can join (assuming you pass the English literacy test, aka you post on this site) and become a Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma, not just Helblaster. And currently he is the head of the department, as noone else has applied  :-P

Should he prove incompetant then you can try and oust him and become head of the department  :engel: But I believe he will do a fine job

2.) New "Trial" (See main page)
Trial by Google: Suspects name shall be entered into the google search engine, followed by the hitting of the button "I'm Feeling Lucky". Should the page that comes up be considered adequate, suspect is considered a witch for manipulating the google search engine to his own gain, but should the page be considered innapropraite or not adequate, suspect is a witch and should be dispatched accordingly
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 08:31:07 PM
Trial by Google is an excellent idea! Just think of all the wonderful things that the entire family can come up with! For Example:

Wyzer: http://www.roundtable-bretonnia.org/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1776 (http://www.roundtable-bretonnia.org/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1776) That was an "I'm feeling lucky" result. Hmmmm... Is Wyzer a Bretonnian heretic?

Rufas: http://www.43things.com/person/rufas (http://www.43things.com/person/rufas) same type of search, and it appears that Rufas has a motivational blog... and is a rather sad person.

Mcknight: http://www.mcknight.org/ (http://www.mcknight.org/) Hmmmm... McKnight is a Wisconsin philantrhopist... meaning he is a personalbe person, but takes cheesy armies.

Lonearcher: http://xmencollection.proboards106.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=lonearcher (http://xmencollection.proboards106.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=lonearcher) I don't need to say anything.....

Those are just some examples, imagine the fun a family could have practicing trying themselves! Teh S.H.I.T is looking forward to this new venture very much indeed, and hopes that even the guilty will find it a pleasurable experience, although not too pleasurable, otherwise we will have to invent new punishments for Slaaneshi heretics...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 08:39:28 PM
No. Wait! I read DC. (um, er, comics? whats that? pictures and words? The two in twain should never be!)


Anyhoo. I’d like to mak it official if it’s alright by you. I think I’ve found my calling.
I would like a position in the Public Relations department (or any opening you may have)

I am certain I would do well in the capacity of
Sigmar Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle: Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Really Bad Evil Rascals.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 08:47:52 PM
Very well, your application is pending, and shall be approved very shortly, I should imagine. Also, there is the excellent position of Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster. If you would accept the title of the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma's Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster I would be most grateful, as I feel I will need to delegate some matters.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 08:51:18 PM
No. Wait! I read DC. (um, er, comics? whats that? pictures and words? The two in twain should never be!)


Anyhoo. I’d like to mak it official if it’s alright by you. I think I’ve found my calling.
I would like a position in the Public Relations department (or any opening you may have)

I am certain I would do well in the capacity of
Sigmar Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle: Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Really Bad Evil Rascals.

Sounds good to me, Ill make it official then

But surely it should be: Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes (Well, you after all have an interest in being in the PR department of the Inquisition!)

Eh, this is the Inquisition though. You can choose whatever horrible acronym you want  :happy:

BTW, Helblaser_Of_Sigmar's Acronym-writing privlidges have been revoked  :wink: following this:

Very well, your application is pending, and shall be approved very shortly, I should imagine. Also, there is the excellent position of Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster. If you would accept the title of the P.R.I.C.K's B.I.T.C.H I would be most grateful, as I feel I will need to delegate some matters.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 09:00:40 PM
Lol!

I was about to suggest Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma Sworn to Banish Evil Everywhere Or Take Complaints to Helblaster
but I like Wyzer’s idea better.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 12, 2007, 09:12:17 PM
But I really like mine! A lot! Oh well, choose your own damn title... but make sure it's something others will appreciate so that we will be easily recognized. And believe me, the Public Relations Inquisitor of Care and Karma's Big Inquisitor That Cares for Helblaster will be remembered by ANYONE who hears it.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 12, 2007, 11:17:53 PM
Quote
Deputy Inquisitor’s journal

Came to work.
Attended graphic design strategy meeting.
Worked on quarterly sales booklet outlining billions of dollars worth in mutual funds.
Went to the market to purchase fresh local produce.
Joined the Inquisition.
Had coffee with an attractive assistant from sales.

I’ve had a full day, I think.

Lonearcher Whitescar,
2nd Lieutenant, Averland Halberds.
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes,
Office of the Public Relations Inquistor of Care and Karma

note to self: better look into when I could expect those discount coupons to Madame Rosalita’s
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 12, 2007, 11:43:21 PM
Deputy Inquisitor’s journal

Came to work.
Attended graphic design strategy meeting.
Worked on quarterly sales booklet outlining billions of dollars worth in mutual funds.
Went to the market to purchase fresh local produce.
Joined the Inquisition.
Had coffee with an attractive assistant from sales.


I’ve had a full day, I think.

Lonearcher Whitescar,
2nd Lieutenant, Averland Halberds.
Deputy Inquisitor Sworn To Undo Rather Bad Evil Dudes,
Office of the Public Relations Inquistor of Care and Karma

note to self: better look into when I could expect those discount coupons to Madame Rosalita’s
Wow, your day was better than mine!

Quote
Woke up late for work
Got coffee
Got stuck in traffic... Damn combines...
Went to work
Got two new people into the Inquisition
Uh, thats it I havn't left work yet... lol

The little "Joined The Inquisition" ones totally throws you for a loop! You really need to tell people outside these forums that and see what they say. The hard part is explaining it :-D

You're a fellow Averlander huh? Nice to see someone else who appreciates the subtly of burning heretics while in yellow tights  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 16, 2007, 03:11:24 PM
My fellow inquisitors. A case has arroused my suspicion.. and think we need our full force to stop this heretic.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0)

Herr Rupert Hammerton Fraser, has done an outragerous thing. The inquisition reject all Live Acting Roleplayers and the this must be our worst case to date!

We must hunt this Rupert down and put him to trial!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on September 16, 2007, 04:54:39 PM
My fellow inquisitors. A case has arroused my suspicion.. and think we need our full force to stop this heretic.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18027.0)

Herr Rupert Hammerton Fraser, has done an outragerous thing. The inquisition reject all Live Acting Roleplayers and the this must be our worst case to date!

We must hunt this Rupert down and put him to trial!

Plus Soju thinks that 40k is £10,000 better than Fantasy!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 16, 2007, 07:21:44 PM
Wait, is he even a member here? Does he even know this place exists? Let's just try to imagine the encounter if we do track him down...

"Herr Rupert?"
"Uhh...yes?"
"You are under arrest for crimes against the Emperor Sigmar, and his heir, the Emperor Karl Franz. The Inqusition is here to question you."
"WTF mate? Who the hell are you guys, and why am I being 'arrested'?"
"For the Crime of...LARPing."
"And you guys are arresting me?!?!?!?!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Soju on September 16, 2007, 07:40:18 PM
lol...

sj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 17, 2007, 05:58:05 AM
Wait, is he even a member here? Does he even know this place exists? Let's just try to imagine the encounter if we do track him down...

"Herr Rupert?"
"Uhh...yes?"
"You are under arrest for crimes against the Emperor Sigmar, and his heir, the Emperor Karl Franz. The Inqusition is here to question you."
"WTF mate? Who the hell are you guys, and why am I being 'arrested'?"
"For the Crime of...LARPing."
"And you guys are arresting me?!?!?!?!"
Bearing in mind that he just got married in LARping, i think that he would see this threat... quite seriously.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 18, 2007, 03:23:24 AM
I don't... LARP arresting someone for LARPing?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 20, 2007, 05:59:51 PM
I would like to submit my special thanks to our members Lonearcher and HoS for there involvement in keeping the Inquisition fresh and entertaining

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18036.0
For Inquisitorial T-Shirts

and

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18036.0
For our Recruitment thread (working on getting us a scribe  :engel: )

Second order of business. We are in need of an opening paragraph on the first post of this thread. Something around a paragraph long, well written and outlines the Inquisition well

I was hoping we would get several submissions and we would pick our best. Hopefully Marcus Leitdorf might be interested, as he seemed like a good writer (and it would be a great first job to)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 20, 2007, 10:45:36 PM
Grand Inquisition,

   I, Stefan Von Widmeyer have found traitors within the empire. One of them is a worshiper of Khaine and the other seeks to cover him up. I will send information in hopes that it leads to the arrest of ImperiusDominatus and Wyzer1. sigmar be with you.

Your loyal subject,
  Stefan Von Widmeyer

My information as promised, http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18023.0

PS: How might i become a member?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 20, 2007, 11:00:20 PM
Grand Inquisition,

   I, Stefan Von Widmeyer have found traitors within the empire. One of them is a worshiper of Khaine and the other seeks to cover him up. I will send information in hopes that it leads to the arrest of ImperiusDominatus and Wyzer1. sigmar be with you.

Your loyal subject,
  Stefan Von Widmeyer

My information as promised, http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18023.0
Oh ya, i forgot about that...

I meant to bring that up here. Whats our disposition towards Khaine warshippers? (I am partially unfamiliar with Khaines background)

IIRC isn't Khaine the "God Of Murder"? Now, I remember reading that some believe Khaine is the same as Khorne but he obviously isn't...

Another thing, Khaine in 40k and Fantasy have completely different background and representations... But I know in 40k a khaine warshipper is hunted down and killed

One last thing, the Avatar in Dawn of War says "Khaila Mensha Khaine" (or however its spelt) and sounds damn cool  :engel:® (lol) I am not sure how that affects us but still...

PS: How might i become a member? [/i]
Well, we havn't turned anyone down yet so you pretty much just show even a slight interest in us  :happy:

Is there a particular talent and/or position you think you are suited to fill? We have a couple in our PR department, Rufas is our Taxist, Im High Inquisitor etc...

If you decide you want some particular position (its more for entertainment value than anything else) then all you have to do is write a clever acronym and your in  :happy:

If you just want to be your standard burn em at the stake Inquisitor, then thats peachy to

BTW, make sure you keep it fun and light-hearted, its not susposed to be anything serious. We leave that stuff up to the mods  :engel:®(lol)

EDIT: As a warning by joining the Inquisition you are almost guarenteed to make a nemesis out of Midaski  :happy: For some reason he's not too fond of the Inquisition... lol
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 23, 2007, 04:45:25 PM
Write a clever acronym you say, well that didn't work out so well. I worked for three hours and all I came up with junk. if you can think of a whity acronym for me have at her, but i just as fine as a standard burn em at the stake Inquisitor or if you need some one in the tax Dept i can do that sort of junk. I did burn down an entire town to get my money once. 

Well if you allow me into your order I will do my best to burn people for there crimes.  :smile2:



PS: I think I'll live with Midaski hating me, I have had worse.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 23, 2007, 07:35:52 PM
Can I apply for the job of :

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments ?

I would like to take 'Divide et Impera' as my Motto. A good quartering will make most sinners repent... just before they snap under the strain of our line of questioning. If that doesn't work we'll behead, then burn the rich and burn the poor straightaway.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: stretch_135 on September 23, 2007, 11:08:59 PM
Inquisitors; we have found a heretic! May we burn them? (While we're at it, say 'yes' to Monty Python references  :-D)

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18155.msg210065#msg210065

Comparing his-most holiness Sigmar to a simple mechanic? And the connotations... "under a greasy Valten" asking for a 3/8 wrench (creative editing my own  :engel:)? What shall we do, oh most powerful overlords-of-overlordness of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 24, 2007, 10:00:22 AM
  Ponders ............ Hmmmmmm

This should be interesting - he's of dwarf ancestry - wonder how Rufas will take to his kin being accused.

Dwarfs tend to look at most things from an engineering perspective.

Wonder how stretch_135, or for that matter Unwyzer1, will cope with a grudge book entry ...............
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 04:20:32 PM
Write a clever acronym you say, well that didn't work out so well. I worked for three hours and all I came up with junk. if you can think of a whity acronym for me have at her, but i just as fine as a standard burn em at the stake Inquisitor or if you need some one in the tax Dept i can do that sort of junk. I did burn down an entire town to get my money once. 

Well if you allow me into your order I will do my best to burn people for there crimes.  :smile2:
lol

Well if you think of anything just say  :-D SO, by the authority invested in me by a bunch of morons the Inquisition, consider thyself a member of the finest organization in the Empire (notice I didn't say most efficient...)

PS: I think i'll live with Midaski hateing me, i have had worse.
Ya, its kind of like being disliked by your neighbor. Its almost comical  :happy:

Can I apply for the job of :

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments ?

I would like to take 'Divide et Impera' as my Motto. A good quartering will make most sinners repent... just before they snap under the strain of our line of questioning. If that doesn't work we'll behead, then burn the rich and burn the poor straightaway.
Hmm... Good point! We actually havn't established an executions department!

Ok, sounds alright to me, but make sure you keep it fun and don't go after people whom you suspect of not having a sense of humor. Also watch out for threadjacking, so if you accuse someone of heresy make sure to actually contribute to the topic also (less backlash)

So, two members in one swipe!? Our evil little organization is growing in leaps and bounds! Welcome to the Inquisition!

BTW, Doop123 if you like you could join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) I'd suggest coming up with elaborate and goofy means of execution  :biggriin: If you guys get a good list going I'll update the first post in this thread (which you should check occasionally, I add new things sometimes)

Inquisitors; we have found a heretic! May we burn them? (While we're at it, say 'yes' to Monty Python references  :-D)

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18155.msg210065#msg210065

Comparing his-most holiness Sigmar to a simple mechanic? And the connotations... "under a greasy Valten" asking for a 3/8 wrench (creative editing my own  :engel:)? What shall we do, oh most powerful overlords-of-overlordness of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace?
Hmm, three things come to mind when I read that (and the thread in reference)

The first thing: Since he is of Dwarven ancestry, he is in fact outside of the Inquisitions jurisdiction. He does not worship Sigmar as his patron god (to be expected actually, because Sigmar is a regional thing specifically to the Empire). Secondaly, he was asking a question to whether or not he was a mechanic based on what he thought was the Prayers rules, and it was actually more of sarcasm towards GW's rules (which is in spirit of the Inquisition)

Lastly, you purposely misquoted to make it look like Sigmar was "Under a greasy Valten" ... Heretic! BURN!

But, you did refer to us as powerful overlords-of-overlordsness so... we'll let you off  :engel:

  Ponders ............ Hmmmmmm

This should be interesting - he's of dwarf ancestry - wonder how Rufas will take to his kin being accused.

Dwarfs tend to look at most things from an engineering perspective.

Wonder how stretch_135, or for that matter Unwyzer1, will cope with a grudge book entry ...............

No hang on... He's not even in the Inquisition (yet) so we can't be held responsable for his actions  :biggriin: No harm done (yet) :engel:

Wow, that was alot of stuff  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 24, 2007, 04:48:58 PM
I just went back to Page 1 and checked the first 'updated' thread.

The membership and Positions bits could do with some reorganising.

Why not list the Officers with their Positions, and then list the general Inquisitors underneath - they could even have Full and Novice status.

I suppose the current presentation matches the rather ragbag nature of your organisation, but I am surprised that Mr. PR hasn't made some effort to improve the presentation.

In fact I am surprised that we haven't had your membership modelling minis of themselves for the others to copy - then you could have an Inqusitor unit each to put on battlefields all over the world.

Quote
PS: I think I'll live with Midaski hating me, I have had worse.
{Spelling and capitalisation corrections free of charge.}  

Let's be clear about this - I do not hate the Inquisition or anyone it.

There are many benefits:

The occasional gems of humour.
Left to their own devices the members involved could come up with all sorts of other drivel.
They tend to try and uphold their aims, which involve following the site ethos as to post quality - New Inquisitors please note  :icon_exclaim:
They distract attention from the more discreet work of the Chancellor's Office.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 05:07:51 PM
Hey, Midaski is being helpful to the Imquisition  :-D

Those are some good ideas... Ill get to it

Actually the
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In fact I am surprised that we haven't had your membership modelling minis of themselves for the others to copy - then you could have an Inqusitor unit each to put on battlefields all over the world.
I actually have done this... He's just not quite painted yet... Once painted I am going to post him up (hes modelled though)  I have gotten some compliments from my friends regarding him
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:00:57 PM
hey Wyzer1 I would like very much to join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) thats sounds like fun. oh and by the way i have come up with 2 fun ways to kill (or harm) some one!

1) first heat up sand until it's red hot (i know just doing that sounds like fun) then, pour it all over their body. and there you have it a burnt, screaming soon to be dead person!

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or insects eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAP and that sounds gay.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on September 24, 2007, 06:10:04 PM
2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

 :Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 06:10:59 PM
Neato

The more elaborate and original and clever the methods of execution the better  :happy: Feel free to clutter the counts tavern with a thread devoted to this  :biggriin:  That would make it (4) threads devoted to the Inquisition  Good... Good my pretties... Slowly but surely we shall take control...  :engel:

Quote
And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAS and that sounds gay.
lol, I laughed so hard when I read that  :laugh: And you didn't even do it right, it would be S.H.I.T.O.S.A.P but whatev

I already added you to the roster. Welcome aboard  :biggriin:

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

 :Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
And perambulator brings up a good point as to why spelling and punctation is importnat  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:16:51 PM
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I accept that so shut up! :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:
lol

BTW, you know your signature? Have you ever faced Thorek Ironbrow?  :engel: lol
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 24, 2007, 06:26:07 PM
Neato

The more elaborate and original and clever the methods of execution the better  :happy: Feel free to clutter the counts tavern with a thread devoted to this  :biggriin:  That would make it (4) threads devoted to the Inquisition  Good... Good my pretties... Slowly but surely we shall take control...  :engel:

Quote
And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAS and that sounds gay.
lol, I laughed so hard when I read that  :laugh: And you didn't even do it right, it would be S.H.I.T.O.S.A.P but whatev

I already added you to the roster. Welcome aboard  :biggriin:

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or incests eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

 :Ohmy: .. eaten by incest... that's just so wrong..... :Ohmy:
And perambulator brings up a good point as to why spelling and punctation is importnat  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 24, 2007, 06:27:26 PM
... AKA Sarcasm

I also spelt punctuation wrong...  :engel:

Dammit this is the Inquisition, not a friggin spelling bee! Get back to torching!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on September 24, 2007, 06:30:10 PM
Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:

Doop123, considering this is a written forum, it's best to not take anything you read in the wrong light. I suggest whenever you read something here (and this is probably good advice for anything you read), you should take your first gut reaction and make it two shades more positive than that. Very few people are deliberately mean or out to get you. Believe me, I could have made my post a LOT harsher than I did. I had no intention of picking on your spelling - we all make mistakes and this wasn't one that the Spell Check would have caught because you, in fact, did spell it correctly - it was just a different word that you thought it was.

This forum does set a high standard for postings precisely because it is very easy for miscommunications and misunderstanding to spiral out of control and there are very few other ways to completely destroy the good will of a site. Wyzer1 has already been bitten by his postings of the Inquisition once and did a fine job of soothing the bruises. If you are going to be part of the Inquisition, I would suggest that you take our advice to heart. No one expects perfection, but an effort to acknowledge our limitations and acknowledge that we are working on them go very far. You will see postings by people for whom English is not their first language and they will often state as much and apologize in advance. You live in Canada (and not in Quebec, either) so you probably don't have that excuse (If you do, this would be a good time to point out my error). I would take this forum as an opportunity to work on your writing skills.

Again, this is not a criticism, but a friendly suggestion of a way to get more out of this forum than just a great way to win battles for the Empire!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 24, 2007, 06:33:52 PM
@ Wyzer

Where I live Importnat is cheap beer that tastes like horsep*ss and comes from abroad.

People have been burnt for less in these parts.

Who shall I execute, my Lord ? I only carry out the sentence, discovering, capturing, imprisoning and judging heretics are out of my jurisdiction. Perhaps others can be found for those functions? I am sure your most majestic overlordness had that figured out already...

Now what was this about sarcasm, oh Overlord ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:51:27 PM
I have gone back and edited my mistakes and yes perambulator I know that my bad spelling is a problem and yes I must work on this problem and contrary to popular belief I am. also when I said shut up over and over again i wasn't sad about anything I was just joking around. so yes my spelling will be worked on.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 06:55:29 PM
hey Wyzer1 I would like very much to join our executions department (that warhammerlord_soth just started up) thats sounds like fun. oh and by the way i have come up with 2 fun ways to kill (or harm) some one!

1) first heat up sand until it's red hot (i know just doing that sounds like fun) then, pour it all over their body. and there you have it a burnt, screaming soon to be dead person!

2) bury someone on the sand so just his head sticks out, then let wild animals or insects eat them (not that super original but hey the Egyptians seemed to think it was a good idea)

And hey Midask is this called the Sigmarite Holy Inquisition Of Spelling and Punctuation, no because that would spell SHITOSAP and that sounds gay.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on September 24, 2007, 07:01:15 PM
I have gone back and edited my mistakes and yes perambulator I know that my bad spelling is a problem and yes I must work on this problem and contrary to popular belief I am. also when I said shut up over and over again i wasn't sad about anything I was just joking around. so yes my spelling will be worked on.

Oh good!  :happy: In that case, I think you meant "accept" instead of "except" (which means something completely different)   :biggriin: here:

Shut up ok just shut up i know my spelling sucks and I except that so shut up! :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 07:03:07 PM
Ya that is what I meant, thanks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 24, 2007, 08:48:28 PM
Im sorry Doop123 but from your latest actions, i would have to arrest you for thredomancy.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17597.25 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17597.25)
Given your current post count i put in mind that you are new and just wants a high posts count because that makes you a better general on the table.
I therefor will just give you a warning and a fine.. on a hundred gold crowns, which 113% off goes to Midaski's tax payment office... Damn we  keep loosing money...

From now on all minor occurences will be penalised with burnings instead of fines. This will help our poor economy and Rufas' pink goblin might have a chance to cheat Midaski's tax office.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on September 24, 2007, 09:58:56 PM
My apology's High Inquisitor I did not notice the last post date for that topic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 25, 2007, 07:22:29 AM
It seems that you have brought more people along. Bad doop...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gargoyle on September 25, 2007, 02:23:58 PM
Is it heresy to want to play 'Armies of Arcana' over Warhammer?

Or is it part of the order of things to want to improve your quality of life.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 25, 2007, 02:59:47 PM
Is it heresy to want to play 'Armies of Arcana' over Warhammer?

Or is it part of the order of things to want to improve your quality of life.

As long as you play it for the greater glory of Sigmar.... We're OK with it.
However, what's not to love about a game with a movement, magic, shooting, close combat AND argument phase ?  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 26, 2007, 08:16:07 PM
Yeah, the arguement phase.... I get enough of that at home.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 27, 2007, 05:12:15 AM
Yeah, the arguement phase.... I get enough of that at home.

You lucky git !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Johan Willhelm on September 27, 2007, 04:21:57 PM
And lo it came to pass that Johan did gaze upon the majesty of Sigmar's land and was struck by how it had become pollutted by the unclean that did rise against His holy name, flock did he to the Inquisition and announce:

"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

Johan  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 04:25:01 PM
And lo it came to pass that Johan did gaze upon the majesty of Sigmar's land and was struck by how it had become pollutted by the unclean that did rise against His holy name, flock did he to the Inquisition and announce:

"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

Johan  :mellow:
:::cheers:::
While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts  :happy:

In the name of Sigmar and the Inquisition, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as a Junior Inquisitor (give it like a day and you'lle be a full-Inquisitor  :-D)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 27, 2007, 04:54:39 PM
"My Sword and Goatee are at your serivce, where do I sign?"

 :icon_question:

In the name of Sigmar and the Inquisition, I hereby induct you into the ranks of the Inquisition as a Junior Inquisitor (give it like a day and you'lle be a full-Inquisitor  :-D)

Will he get a horse in 24 hours then ?

I mean the swords ok, but he's not going to catch much riding his pet is he?

Just watch out he doesn't offer to sacrifice it though - I understand goats are far more popular than chickens, or doggies or pussies amongst senior chaos cultists


 :engel:"™"




While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts  :happy:


Ooh - please let me sign Rufas - I mean I know he's a bit scrawny, but there must be plenty of room left as you haven't got that many inquisitors.

"Nurses! - Heat up that 'Lord M' branding seal I had made"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on September 27, 2007, 05:03:51 PM
While traditionally it has been on the hind-end of Rufas ... We have recently abolished that act and have resorted to just using forum posts  :happy:

Ooh - please let me sign Rufas - I mean I know he's a bit scrawny, but there must be plenty of room left as you haven't got that many inquisitors.

"Nurses! - Heat up that 'Lord M' branding seal I had made"

wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy?  :-D lol

And for good measure  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on September 27, 2007, 05:15:26 PM
wait, you know by signing Rufas that is the same as signing up to be in the Inquisition right? Is this your "If you can't beat em, join em" policy?  :-D lol

And for good measure  :::cheers:::

Sshhhh - well No - the 'mark' on his backside would actually put him on a par with my oxen or horses, as it's not like my official seal, or a handwritten signature.  Actually given his 'normal' tastes, he'd enjoy the pain .................... 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 27, 2007, 05:29:49 PM
Just watch out he doesn't offer to sacrifice it though - I understand goats are far more popular than chickens, or doggies or pussies amongst senior chaos cultists

I object ! Pussies are definitely first on our list !
I mean 'Offer your pussy to the inquisition' is something I have been hearing regularly from behind the locked interrogation rooms' doors where the Senior Inquisitors question suspects of worshipping Slaanesh....

All the time I'm waiting for somebody to execute and  in the meanwhile :::cheers::: (any excuse is good for the  :::cheers::: )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on September 27, 2007, 07:23:02 PM
Sshhhh - well No - the 'mark' on his backside would actually put him on a par with my oxen or horses, as it's not like my official seal, or a handwritten signature.  Actually given his 'normal' tastes, he'd enjoy the pain .................... 

 :eusa_sick:

Here’s to a new brand
 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on September 28, 2007, 08:36:36 AM


I object ! Pussies are definitely first on our list !
I mean 'Offer your pussy to the inquisition' is something I have been hearing regularly from behind the locked interrogation rooms' doors where the Senior Inquisitors question suspects of worshipping Slaanesh....



Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Donnachaidh on September 28, 2007, 10:22:07 AM

Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?

Shoot in the gut with a blank round, pull out intestines, nail intestines to tree, chase inquisitor round tree with hot poker so they disembowel themselves.

Leave as warning to others.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on September 28, 2007, 11:32:07 AM

Ummm.... Are we allowed to burn Inquisitors?

Shoot in the gut with a blank round, pull out intestines, nail intestines to tree, chase inquisitor round tree with hot poker so they disembowel themselves.

Leave as warning to others.

Sounds like great fun... Waste of gunpowder though....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on September 28, 2007, 12:51:24 PM
What is our position towards the new artisans of the Warhammer-empire?

Are they gifted by the dark gods? or is it okay for them to post their drawings as long as they are pro-empire stuff.

Off cause we will need to have the moderator abilities to censor their stuff ... *Looks at Midaski...holding a bag of coins*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Johan Willhelm on September 28, 2007, 02:13:18 PM
Dear Midaski

I resent the allegation that Sigmars work can not be done astride a goat - his work can be done from the back of any reasonably hooved animal such is the power of his word.
 :happy:

PS I wish I looked like this  :mrgreen: but really I look like this  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 02, 2007, 04:25:10 PM
Alright...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)

We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 06, 2007, 01:30:18 PM
Thanks to Warhammerlord_soth's antention we have a new case of bad tredomancy

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15009.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=15009.0)

Given the person in question's low post count i think a warning should be sufficient. But Ratarsed on the other hand... Must face the consequences... THis is not because he is rat in his name :icon_rolleyes:

What do we think Ratarsed trial should be?...  the trial of Gooogle? oh yes


Hmm interesting... It came up with a dictionary that explained Ratarsed to be extremely drunk.
This must mean that Ratarsed was exstremely drunk when you posted. All is forgiven and any bill is put on Midaski's tab.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 07, 2007, 12:01:07 AM
Burn Ratarsed, trial by google is not harsh enough. If it is demanded I will personlay kill cleanse him my self so that Holy Sigmar can judge him.
So, what does the Inquisition comand?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 07, 2007, 06:28:11 PM
But we all know that all our responsibilities drop when you are drunk (and in ratarsed case extremely drunk). So he must just get a verbal warning...and buy an indulgence...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 07, 2007, 06:45:29 PM
Can I burn him a little?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 08, 2007, 05:43:20 AM
Can I burn him a little?


Allright, but just his feet then....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 11, 2007, 03:03:04 AM
Can I burn him a little?


Allright, but just his feet then....

Thanks. :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on October 13, 2007, 12:27:41 AM
Alright...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)

We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting!  :engel:

you mean "cool list", right?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 13, 2007, 03:13:24 PM
Alright...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18255.msg211727#msg211727)

We are now out to get offroadfury88... He's the first member on the Inquisitorial Blacklist! Happy hunting!  :engel:

you mean "cool list", right?
Thats what I heard. You have something that they want me thinks...  :Ohmy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 16, 2007, 09:52:35 PM
ok, just to point out I have posted on this thread despite having not read the last 4 pages (mainly because I was not in them and are therefore not important) but just to say the inquisition got bogged down in just the kind of rhetoric and bull it was trying to eradicate. Time for an inquisition into the inquisition if you ask me!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 16, 2007, 10:12:15 PM
ok, just to point out I have posted on this thread despite having not read the last 4 pages (mainly because I was not in them and are therefore not important) but just to say the inquisition got bogged down in just the kind of rhetoric and bull it was trying to eradicate. Time for an inquisition into the inquisition if you ask me!
We had a cold one and made up, its cool

173 more posts (i think) and this thread is the number 1 most posted on thread

 :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 17, 2007, 03:19:00 AM
Lucky it will get locked before then  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 17, 2007, 08:56:56 AM
Lucky it will get locked before then  :evil:

Ha Ha - I read Wyzer's post and thought exactly the same, before I even read yours. :icon_wink:

However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 17, 2007, 01:21:20 PM
Lucky it will get locked before then  :evil:

Ha Ha - I read Wyzer's post and thought exactly the same, before I even read yours. :icon_wink:

However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.

 :engel:

You guys are so ironic it’s funny!
 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 17, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
However I think you have to take some of the blame, for introducing/reminding him about the 'stats' area - it seems to have unleashed a 'figures junkie'.

 :engel:
You see... I had read the forum stats thing before, but it wasn't until you mods brought it up that I realized that its always been my life-long dream to have the most hours logged into a forum  :icon_wink:

Ugh, theres a couple I dont think I can aspire to...
General Helstrom  316 Topics Started
Warlord  36d 7h 27m Time Online
Introduce Yourself  456 Posts
Introduce Yourself  23555 Views
General Helstrom  5315 Posts

I doubt I will get that place with these stats:
Total Posts: 1702 posts
Total Topics Started: 32 topics
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 17, 2007, 04:28:10 PM
I havent seen the General on for quite some time. Where might he be?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 23, 2007, 07:37:25 AM
Midaski is hereby charged for heresy of the worst degree. Playing a chaos army.

All his personal effects will be confiscated and auctioned within the inquisition*.
His attained tax money will be repaid to the proper owner.... the inquisition.

More details will come after lunch break
*Except his used clothes which will be donated to the Red Hammer.

Evidence A:

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18582.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18582.0)
Quote
Regular dude unit basess (which planet are we on today???)  - they're all normal Marauders (=25mm) aside from the Bearguru.

The Bearman is also a normal human-sized (=20mm) base.

 :icon_question: :icon_rolleyes:

I've been doing a bit of sorting out in my games room, and my youngest son has a Chaos army he hasn't touched for 3-4 years.

I got it out on the table today.
He has a unit of 12 of the new foot marauders with flails which are on the currently correct 25mm bases, but he also has some old metal marauders.

Some have flails, and some have two handed weapons - these were mixed in the same box as Beorg's bearmen who have their axes in one hand.
All of these minis are on 20mm bases - the basic marauders should be on 25mm, but my bases chart doesn't include DoW or RoR.

You see I reckon the original box set came with 20mm bases - it was made before all the Chaos Marauders were changed to 25mm.

So where's the proof for DoW or RoR?

 :engel:







Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 23, 2007, 08:20:56 AM
Midaski is hereby charged for heresy of the worst degree. Playing a chaos army.

SO that's the charge eh?
Quote from: Midaski
I've been doing a bit of sorting out in my games room, and my youngest son has a Chaos army he hasn't touched for 3-4 years.

I got it out on the table today.



I cannot see the word 'play' or 'playing' anywhere ...................  :icon_rolleyes:

Us Chancellors are always doing audits ...............

Really McKnight I think you should be HD&Q'd on charges of sedition ...................



 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 23, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Okay so the lunch break evovled into 5-6 beers after school(I am not totally unaffected right now:P).... i tried to P.I.O.M.T but they didnt know what i talked about :dry:

Anyways back to burning Midaski.

Now, the fact that your son has a chaos army is proof enough that you are a heretic and your offspring has taints of chaos..It is seen before where the children of humans are having taints and mutate in some way. To ensure that it doesnt happen again we burn the parents.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 23, 2007, 06:38:38 PM
Okay so the lunch break evovled into 5-6 beers after school(I am not totally unaffected right now:P).... i tried to P.I.O.M.T but they didnt know what i talked about :dry:
Worth a try though huh?

Anyways back to burning Midaski.

Now, the fact that your son has a chaos army is proof enough that you are a heretic and your offspring has taints of chaos..It is seen before where the children of humans are having taints and mutate in some way. To ensure that it doesnt happen again we burn the parents.
Wait before you torch him (I thought we dont go after mods because they have that ever-fear-instilling MODEDIT button of doom?) I want to hear his opinions on the "MIDASKI - Tax collector of the Apocalypse" thing

 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 23, 2007, 07:04:11 PM
There are no excuses. Rank does not save you from the inquisition!...

Although a noticable fee might distract my works.... :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 01:13:03 PM
I see you locked the forum Herr Midaski.

Protocol says that when dealing with a possible heretic of high rank we need to be sure.

Therefore i will ask you a question and you have to be honest!


Are you a heretic?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 01:21:05 PM
I see you locked the forum Herr Midaski.

Protocol says that when dealing with a possible heretic of high rank we need to be sure.

Therefore i will ask you a question and you have to be honest!


Are you a heretic?

Forum - now that would be powerful.

As to my powers well you have incurred my wrath  :icon_wink: with your spurious sugestions, so feel my power -  :engel:


I shall be away from my PC shortly for a few hours.

The re-edit fee is 10,000 gold crowns
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 01:29:07 PM
Wait... am i getting money or will i have to pay you to leave the tabernacle alone?

I will not pay single dime..

You didnt answer my question though.


Oh and i off course meant topic... but the tabernacle of sollace thread is the forum to me  :engel:

P.I.O.Y.T.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 01:35:32 PM
Wait... am i getting money or will i have to pay you to leave the tabernacle alone?

I will not pay single dime..

You didnt answer my question though.


Oh and i off course meant topic... but the tabernacle of sollace thread is the forum to me  :engel:

P.I.O.Y.T.  :::cheers:::


Sooooooo funny - you just haven't noticed my administrative powers have you ..................


We'll just have to wait for the rot to set in ............
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 24, 2007, 01:39:24 PM
Tsk.. Harsh Midaski

Inflicting him with Nurgles' rot ... Which proves his point really.... :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 24, 2007, 01:41:30 PM
:biggriin:

Actually it could even be argued that Lord Midaski is changing an a few things around here...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 01:42:55 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 03:26:27 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:
Nurgle huh? I always suspected tzeentch  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 03:31:33 PM
well thats our confession boyos... Herr Wyzer, burn him!


Meanwhile ill go take a bath to get rid of these funny boils i've been getting
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 03:35:49 PM
well thats our confession boyos... Herr Wyzer, burn him!


Meanwhile ill go take a bath to get rid of these funny boils i've been getting

 :mellow: You have to hand it to him - he's persistent...  :unsure: or dense...

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 24, 2007, 03:43:52 PM
I think there is only one course of action. The inquisition must present its case to the Emperor, who, in his absolute wisdom, will decide the faith of Lord Midaski.

I of course recommend my services....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 24, 2007, 03:44:50 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:

This is getting too far.
I’m off to gather the mindless mob!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 03:47:12 PM
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:

 :biggriin: Sir, you are indeed a master punster!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 24, 2007, 03:50:20 PM
The way he’s bating McKnurgle –

 :wink:

edit: I take back everything I’ve said for fear of reprimand!


 :icon_eek:

Here, P.I.O.MyT. :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 04:54:32 PM
The steel of Sigmar will not bend!

You are a heretic Midaski and the more you do, the more people will see what you really are!

It appears im the only one brave enough to stand up against you...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 05:10:03 PM
Gentlemen and women of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace:

Hear me! You may have already noticed a subversive presence in your midst but you may have been afraid of his self-righteousness. To you I say fear no more for the Light of the Truth shall clear the way!

McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle, has been attempting to destroy the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace by attacking the most venerable Imperial Officer and Lord Protector of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace, Midaski!

I need not remind you of the Six Holy Principles so prominently displayed in the Original Post of this Most Glorious Thread:

Quote
#1 Obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will

By attacking Midaski in such a open manner, McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle, seeks to  undermine the very roots of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace and thereby institute a coup of the rightful leadership of the Inquisition and indeed of this very Forum that we hold so dear!

People of the Empire! Officers of the Inquisition! Arise I say and put down this Spawn of Chaos that is McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle! 

For the Empire,
- perambulator
Kommandant Investigator of Special Services Against Sinister Subplots
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 05:11:35 PM
It appears im the only one brave enough to stand up against you...
Bravery, Stupidity... Toe May Toe - Toe Mah Toe   :laugh:

 :::cheers::: (Is Midaski still picking up the tab?)

Alright, here's that facts:

Midaski is trying to make the Inquisition look bad (trying something new  :dry:), by changing someones name in the imperial records to look like a servant of chaos. Obviously the pious and rightious "Mc..Whatever he's going by these days" is not a servant of chaos, and is trying to tread the path of rightousness by bringing down a suspected heretic

Besides the strange resemblences to tzeentch, Inquisitorial scrutiny has shown that the Imperial Tax-Collector is not a servant of chaos, but rather a man who strives to make the Inquisition more proficient by bludging it with unnecessary tests and insults (and name changes and etc...)

So, Midaski is off the hook (for now*) And hopefully the large sum of money donated to him, he will find his heart to find a cure to nurgles rot for our dear friend McKnight

=][=

*I like my name just how it is....

And while I enjoy your fervor perambulator... No  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 05:16:18 PM
And while I enjoy your fervor perambulator... No  :icon_wink:

Aww, come on! Please? I'll give you a beer (on Midaski's tab, of course).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
So, Midaski is off the hook (for now*) And hopefully the large sum of money donated to him, he will find his heart to find a cure to nurgles rot for our dear friend McKnight

Well it depends on whether one classifies that as an apology - doesn't sound crawling enough to me, and it also doesn't sound like you have the agreement of your 'brave' fellow inquisitor.

In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.

In fact burn his nose off .........................

Then I will change his name .........................

How about McKNoNose ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:22:34 PM
You are not even ... Cough..... a member of the Inquisition, Perambulator... care to join Midaski

Cough...
Lawyers have no buisness in the Inquisition, they know the law too much to aviod being burned hmpf..

Sigmar's grace, im getting worse.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:25:04 PM
You are not even ... Cough..... a member of the Inquisition, Perambulator... care to join Midaski

Cough...


Sigmar's grace, im getting worse.

I never claimed to be a member of the Inquisition! I am merely a Loyal Member of the Empire keeping an eye on things. Who watches the watchers?  I do.  :closed-eyes:

 :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
We are the loyal servants of Sigmar, we need no watchers. We are the extension of Sigmar, do you not trust Sigmar?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:29:12 PM
We are the loyal servants of Sigmar, we need no watchers. We are the extension of Sigmar, do you not trust Sigmar?

 :Ohmy:  I do not trust the Spawn of Chaos! Your vile subversion is already of record herein!   :ph34r:

Only one who seeks to hide from the Light of the Truth will deny the Watcher of the Watchers!

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:30:14 PM
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:36:52 PM
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:37:30 PM
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.

Now don't get too carried away - the way it actually works is you pay me for my support.

I've added it to your tax bill - but it is deductable termed as a 'donation'.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:40:09 PM
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:

I think the rot is starting to set in - what passes as a brain is becoming addled. He is ranting now.

Everyone will be against him soon ...................

So what's it to be Head Inquisitor? White coat or a bonfire.

The bonfire is more likely to destroy any disease ..............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 07:40:33 PM
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.

Now don't get too carried away - the way it actually works is you pay me for my support.

I've added it to your tax bill - but it is deductable termed as a 'donation'.

 :engel:


Oh! Right!  Yeah, I'm sorry - I forgot. Yeah, add it to my "bill"!  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 07:53:18 PM
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:

I think the rot is starting to set in - what passes as a brain is becoming addled. He is ranting now.

Everyone will be against him soon ...................

So what's it to be Head Inquisitor? White coat or a bonfire.

The bonfire is more likely to destroy any disease ..............

 :engel:


We are still two high inquisitors mind you. And I will not resign! I will get you burned somehow Midaski... just wait and see... just you wait and see... I might need some rest first though
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 24, 2007, 07:57:23 PM
Still you flail against my power.

Yet you also forget that I am one of the very few who can cure you ..............

.......... and this joint Head Inquisitor thing just isn't going to work - the one always trying to outdo the other, conspiring behind each others' backs to win favour with the masses.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 08:07:29 PM
My, my, how far we have fallen... and to think, it was actually McKnurgle who first drafted the Six Holy Principles:

The six holy principles

§1 of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 08:10:08 PM
Still you flail against my power.

Yet you also forget that I am one of the very few who can cure you ..............

.......... and this joint Head Inquisitor thing just isn't going to work - the one always trying to outdo the other, conspiring behind each others' backs to win favour with the masses.

 :engel:

You are the one conspiring! You are trying to get me out of the way, so Wyzer will be too weak to keep you from power. We cannot fail Sigmar and let you have even more power than you have aquired through your heretical actions!

As for the six most holy principles, it was Midaski himself who put his name there. Corrupt as he is, he avoided any election and took power rather given to him.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 08:11:50 PM
As for the six most holy principles, it was Midaski himself who put his name there. Corrupt as he is, he avoided any election and took power rather given to him.

And you have proof of this tampering?  :closed-eyes: The dates are there for all to see!

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 24, 2007, 08:15:03 PM
You must have been misinformed. I see no Midaski in my post. It is clearly Wyzer who has fallen to Midaski's money and written him as bossman.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 24, 2007, 08:25:54 PM
You must have been misinformed. I see no Midaski in my post. It is clearly Wyzer who has fallen to Midaski's money and written him as bossman.

Ah see, the Userper confesses! He has shown his hand! Clearly he is out to overthrow the co-High Inquisitor and claim sole leadership of this noble band!  McKnurgle has forgotten that Wyzer edited the Most Holy Original Post based on feedback from other posters to this Most Noble Thread - McKnurgle included!

But wait! Maybe there is another possibility! Maybe the taint of Chaos did not touch the co-High Inquisitor until later! We must not condemn him, but pity him and show him the True Light of Sigmar. Where were those torches again?

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:32:56 PM
What the hell

I go to lunch and my co-inquisitor has a blade to his throat

*pulls up chair and drink to watch*  :biggriin:

At least its not my ass on the line again  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:44:31 PM
It has come to my attention that a certain High Inquisitor has been accused of the most heinous crime of consorting with chaos (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.msg216549#msg216549 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.msg216549#msg216549) if you missed any of it...)

Now, I of course vouch for the Inquisitor that he is innocent, but my PR department informs me that our Public Support is at an all-time low (not as low as Bushe's but still low) and we decided to have a public vote to give us a better image in the publics eye

So we are going to do this the Democratic way...

What it going to be? Set him free or torch him?

EDIT: Ill update this as I get online:

BURN!   |   EH, let him Go
------------------------
  5                  2
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:44:55 PM
Alright then, why dont we do this the "democratic way"

Everyone proceed to the "http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18627.new#new (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18627.new#new)" thread and we can settle this  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Michael W on October 24, 2007, 08:55:29 PM
Did you just, in some way, imply DEMOCRACY in the INQUISITION?

*Sigh*  I feel so let down by my friendly neighborhood Inquisitor...I thought he was all about absolutes and authority, not MY opinion.   :dry:

You Heretic!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 24, 2007, 08:59:30 PM
Did you just, in some way, imply DEMOCRACY in the INQUISITION?

*Sigh*  I feel so let down by my friendly neighborhood Inquisitor...I thought he was all about absolutes and authority, not MY opinion.   :dry:

You Heretic!
  :icon_exclaim:

What!? Why you little bugger!

By my authority instead of letting him go, I am giving the public a chance to have a say in Inquisitorial matters and have some fun in it!

And did you just call me a heretic! WHY, WHY!

Wow, we really need to torch some people and get our rep up...  :eusa_wall:


What was your vote anyways?  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: machine-child on October 24, 2007, 10:12:11 PM
I vote burn, its cold and rainy right now outside and i need a good fire to warm me up. Then maybe we can have a leg afterwards  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on October 24, 2007, 10:43:07 PM
I'm sorry McKnight (in indian accent) but just for the fun I am going to say BURN!!!!!!!!


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 24, 2007, 11:06:46 PM
Yeah, I think it would be good to roast us up some McKnights.

(reference: Monty Python & the Holy Grail; this sounds appetizing)

Hey, it could be something you can tell your kids about.

Nothing like online virtual capital punishment to make people think twice about online virtual religious heresy.
 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on October 24, 2007, 11:44:17 PM
I have a difficult time thinking that anyone from Denmark can be that evil.

Yes I know it's a silly way to make a decision.  :closed-eyes:

Pulls up chair.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 25, 2007, 02:19:01 AM
Haven't met him on the boards yet (I think)  But if your an inquisitor, isnt there suppose to be some test or ritual you do to see if he is heritical?  And if he fails your burn him...

Wait!  This sounds oh so familiar
Peasant:  We found a witch may we burn her?
::insert the rest::
Knight: So why do witches burn?
Peasant: um...cause...cause they're made of wood?
::fast forward a bit more::
Peasant: So if she weights the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Knight: And therefore?
Peasant: (Long Pause) A WITCH! :mellow:

edited for spelling mistakes, my bad.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 25, 2007, 10:08:42 AM
Get me a tin opener and my clubbing stick, we are gonna have a barbie!

Just because this was looking too much like a democracy I decided to rename a stranger McKnight and burnt him, the look of surprise on his face made me realise I had got the right man;

"typical of chaos worshippers they never expect to be burnt; therefore if you burn someone and they look surprised they are chaos worshippers" I believe that is a direct quote from Ghandi (but I may have made some mistakes in the translation).
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 25, 2007, 02:09:09 PM
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!


Let me go!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 25, 2007, 02:36:26 PM
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!


Let me go!

He is pure...I think :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Phydox on October 25, 2007, 02:40:17 PM
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!
Let me go!

Burn is such a harsh term, I like cleanse.

We're not burning you because your a heretic, we're cleansing you because your infected.  To bad Clorox and Neosporin hasn't been invented yet. 

Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 03:37:16 PM
Well, as it stands (if I counted correctly) thats 4 to 2 (I think Rufas voted in your favor)

Thankfully for you your case of nurgles rot appears to have cleared up....

You obviously are not a heretic, we were merely voting to cleanse you of your physical impurities

Since we no longer have to... We are just going to tie you to a tree and let little kids with stick beat on you for a little bit  :engel:

Thanks for participating in the lighter side of the Inquisition  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on October 25, 2007, 04:07:25 PM
We could stuff him full of candy, hang him from a branch and let the kids use him like a pinanta.  Hey wait, he's Danish, never mind.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on October 25, 2007, 04:11:30 PM
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or clensing, if you insist) Midaski.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 25, 2007, 04:28:27 PM
We could stuff him full of candy, hang him from a branch and let the kids use him like a pinanta.  Hey wait, he's Danish, never mind.

So does that mean he's already full of sweet sticky gooey bits?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 25, 2007, 04:37:40 PM
In his case sweet might be a subjective term.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 25, 2007, 04:44:16 PM
I think after this episode in which one of our numbers had nearly suffered the fiery fate of Chaos fiends, we at the Inquisition should take this time to reassess our resolve and renew our vigilance against temptation from the dark forces.

OK. Enough ponderin and more burnin.

Whose next to be lit?!
 :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 05:18:25 PM
I think after this episode in which one of our numbers had nearly suffered the fiery fate of Chaos fiends, we at the Inquisition should take this time to reassess our resolve and renew our vigilance against temptation from the dark forces.

OK. Enough ponderin and more burnin.

Whose next to be lit?!
 :ph34r:
Good idea

Lonearcher, your part of the PR department, and as of Midaskis most recent medellings.... Our support has dropped a little (I can barely afford my 5x castles!)

Perhaps you can find a way to boost public morale? Bring back the t-shirts... something

Or, instead of boosting public morale... Instilling fear is always a good alternative  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 25, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
I’ll get on it. But you know as well as I do I mustn’t perform Threadomancy.
I’ll see what I can do …

 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rosencrantz on October 25, 2007, 07:03:17 PM
Oh someone got the Python reference first. Weigh him I say, then maybe chuck him in a pond, then burn him anyway because his witchery fiddle faddled with the results

Sorry McKnight, but the taint of Chaos cannot be allowed to exist ... even if it doesn't

Rosencrantz  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 25, 2007, 10:39:24 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on October 25, 2007, 10:40:51 PM
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski.  :closed-eyes:

Thank you we now like to call it cleansing due to the younger audience, lol.  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or cleansing, if you insist) Midaski.  :closed-eyes:

Thank you we now like to call it cleansing due to the younger audience, lol.  :biggriin:
If you have heard Rodney Carrington this will be funny:

"I got this... Burning Cleansing .. Sensation .. when I pee"
"I got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me"

 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 25, 2007, 10:48:49 PM
Yes.
lol

He's off the hook, but McKnight will be pleased to know you want him torched anyways  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on October 25, 2007, 11:06:32 PM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Did I hear you correctly Phydox?

After McKnurights experience I would have though more care would be in order when refering to the Chancellor.   :wink:

You wouldn't want to come down with a case of the phypox...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 26, 2007, 02:30:56 AM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.

Did I hear you correctly Phydox?

After McKnurights experience I would have though more care would be in order when refering to the Chancellor.   :wink:

You wouldn't want to come down with a case of the phypox...  :engel:

As an elf player, I do not know what phypox is, is it something you eat? or one of those "illnesses" you monkeys get with your bodies? :icon_wink:

*a whispering voice behind the mob* "I say we let him go"

Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition.  ooOOoo sounds so progressive.
 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 26, 2007, 07:24:15 AM
I think the next people that are going to court will be the people who voted against me and wanted to burn me.

Surely they must have been wanting to hide something
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 26, 2007, 08:20:42 AM
Wow didn't know the inquisiting of McKnight was going on here.  Though it was in the "should we" thread. :happy:

I don't think its from hiding something.  I think its more of the peasantry is bored, and burning a witch adds excitement.

Need I repeat the "we found a witch may we burn her?" story :happy:
They dressed her up like a witch just to burn her 'cause they were bored.
"Yeah but she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"Well... I got better...BURN HER ANYWAY!"

However a suspicious mind is a health mind McKnight, or so says the inquisition.  Better torture them and find out if they are heretics.   Just in case, "BURN EM ANYWAYS!"
 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on October 26, 2007, 04:24:41 PM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.


Ha ha ha ha - when have you ever seen a government bureaucrat 'changing' anything ................. just keep paying you plebs.

As to McKnurgle I say burn him.

I relent from punishing him further after 24 hours, and as a gesture of good will after some contrition from his Co-No1-Inquisitor and I then get an 'abusive' PM suggesting titled as follows:

Quote
Well... i won?

Apart from the lack of capitalisation (for which I would expect Wyzer1 to burn him anyway) I find it disturbing that he can treat such a magnanimous gesture from your beloved Chancellor so badly.


Quote
Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition. 

Well how about this.

I propose we change his name again:

Question 1:

a) for a week?
b) for a month?
c) for ever?


Question 2:

a) to McKnurgle?
b) to McKnauseating?
c) to McKnasty?
or
no this one is just to horrible to contemplate - the associations suggested are just too tainted, and the symbolism of butchery and malnutrition just too horrendous ...................



oh well alright then
d) to McDonalds

If you think you have better alternatives please feel free to make them.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on October 26, 2007, 04:57:13 PM

(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)



Well done Midaski. Have an ale  :::cheers::: on you  :engel:.


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 26, 2007, 06:52:00 PM
Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.


Ha ha ha ha - when have you ever seen a government bureaucrat 'changing' anything ................. just keep paying you plebs.

As to McKnurgle I say burn him.

I relent from punishing him further after 24 hours, and as a gesture of good will after some contrition from his Co-No1-Inquisitor and I then get an 'abusive' PM suggesting titled as follows:

Quote
Well... i won?

Apart from the lack of capitalisation (for which I would expect Wyzer1 to burn him anyway) I find it disturbing that he can treat such a magnanimous gesture from your beloved Chancellor so badly.


Quote
Still up for some sort of test.  Perhaps a trivia game? or an inquisition for the inquisition. 

Well how about this.

I propose we change his name again:

Question 1:

a) for a week?
b) for a month?
c) for ever?


Question 2:

a) to McKnurgle?
b) to McKnauseating?
c) to McKnasty?
or
no this one is just to horrible to contemplate - the associations suggested are just too tainted, and the symbolism of butchery and malnutrition just too horrendous ...................



oh well alright then
d) to McDonalds

If you think you have better alternatives please feel free to make them.
(Lord Midaski supports a progressive employment programme where his staff are encouraged to make suggestions for work improvement.)

 :engel:

Nooooo not McDonalds the fifth chaos God! You are truly a heretic if you think of such things!

My faith in Sigmar has cured me of my disease!

what about Mc'intosh... or McDonut... or Mc... wait can i participate...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Phydox on October 26, 2007, 08:06:37 PM
I'd suggest the lightest of sentances.  After all, it is his first offical offense.

So, one week of name change, and a slight name change. McPimple.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 26, 2007, 08:55:54 PM
I like McPimp much much better...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 26, 2007, 10:15:36 PM
Hang the fu** on, we are trying to torch the heretic (which incidentally should still happen, indeed if the is a problem between him and Mid clense them both) when someone has admitted to being an elf!

McKindling gets my vote
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 26, 2007, 10:23:51 PM
when someone has admitted to being an elf!

McKindling gets my vote
When did he admit to being an elf? I missed that one...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 26, 2007, 10:30:00 PM
not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 26, 2007, 10:42:16 PM
not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!
Oh, ok  :biggriin:


I cant believe noone has noticed my avatar is a BLIGHTED ELF... lol
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Feanor Fire Heart on October 27, 2007, 12:24:27 AM
How can one be a heretic if never professing in the same religion?  You monkeys got a lot to learn :icon_wink:
Now if I was an imperial subject, and out spoke about the religion, then yes burn me as I stand.  But I'm an elf so I got the diplomatic immunity thing going on.
And besides, Dragon armor negates your fire
 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on October 27, 2007, 11:06:42 AM
But I'm an elf so I got the diplomatic immunity thing going on.

You can come and have a look at the last elf who claimed diplomatic immunity here. Shelf 17, jar No. 42.

:wink:

How can one be a heretic if never professing in the same religion? 

They might try to burn you as a heathen, though...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Johan Willhelm on October 27, 2007, 11:21:20 AM
not him, Feanor! burn cleanse him. They were bugger all use through Nemesis and remain the worlds chocolate fireguard, good old George W Teclis!

Burn the pointy ears and McKinght for that matter let's get some burning on the go.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on October 27, 2007, 11:52:15 AM
Let me go!

(chourus deep bass) Bismillah! (Freddie Mercery) Noo!

(Chorus) We will not let you go!

Let me go!

....
and so on....


Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on October 27, 2007, 03:29:24 PM
Ah, those Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor Tabanacle of Solace; how they squirm when their heretical ways are revealed for all to see.

Hows about 'McDaski'?  :evil:

I reckon a week should be enough.

Then he should be burned appropriately by his rivalscolleagues.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 27, 2007, 03:58:06 PM
Ah, those Diplomats In Probing Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor Tabanacle of Solace; how they squirm when their heretical ways are revealed for all to see.

Hows about 'McDaski'?  :evil:

I reckon a week should be enough.

Then he should be burned appropriately by his rivalscolleagues.
*And as I watch Warlord slowly but surely turn towards joining the ranks of the Inquisition, a slightly curled smile slips across my face*
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa149/wyzer1/CJDJL1.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on October 28, 2007, 01:54:07 AM
 :Ohmy: My, my! What powers I have unleashed!   :engel:


Keep it up lads!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 03:38:12 PM
In light of the hightened focus on the Inquisition we have dared to invest in more equipment for the inquisition.

Hope you enjoy them!:

(http://shop.whitedragon.dk/Graphics/Products/1925.gif)


(http://www.black-tree-design.com/productimages/aa112.jpg)


(http://www.black-tree-design.com/productimages/aa102.jpg)

and the last one, im the one with the hood and big axe.. we ran out of posers after they all posed in the guillotine picture:
(http://www.fenryll.com/_gfx/_figurines/fen45ed4184146e8fm108.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 29, 2007, 03:43:38 PM
 :blush:

Well you see, the imperial tax-collector hasn't been bothering us much lately and noone is fearing the Inquisition very much anymore so we wanted to fix that problem

Hope everyone enjoys our new toys  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 03:46:05 PM
First one to try it will get a free ride!  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 29, 2007, 04:18:35 PM
ooohhh me please, darn it though I have just remembered my allergy to torture it would be a waste to use the toys on someone who wouldn't be able to enjoy it properly, we need someone whose opinion we trust, someone who will speak authoritatively, someone who is so old it is not curtailing their life much anyway, now where would one find someone like that...........Midaski?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 04:38:42 PM
Ah no veldemere we wouldnt want to lose you. Even though im certain you enjoy torture...(ing)...

 :icon_mrgreen:

Also I would like to mention that our contractor only uses the finest Nordland wood. True wood for true heretics
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on October 29, 2007, 04:52:10 PM
I think torture is too strong a word and may have negative connotations for some victims evaluators.

I like to think of these new devices as Priority Re-Allocation Tools.
(More … neutral, less foreboding).

 :biggriin:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 29, 2007, 04:56:49 PM
Our PR man comes with another great way of winning the public's favour :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 29, 2007, 04:58:13 PM
Our PR man comes with another great way of winning the public's favour :::cheers:::
Hey Mcknight

In 4 posts make it a truly rightious and pios 777 post!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 31, 2007, 09:41:52 AM
We're back after some downtime with maintence. If anyone has some cool places where you can get some inquisitional scenery like the ones posted before then please share them!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on October 31, 2007, 10:25:31 AM
Yes, need more scenery. Are the ones posted above the correct scale, if so where are they from. Would love to set up a small inquisition 'office' at the back of the battlefield for a scenario, maybe small skirmish with this on the pitch and each round it survives the opponent has to 'pre-place' one of their units in the following battle, or something along those lines (to represent how much information is extracted from the victim prisoner of war.

As an aside, wayhey the thread is back, let me rub 2 boyscouts together to make the fires!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 31, 2007, 10:42:11 AM
All of the above pics are in correct scale
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 31, 2007, 12:03:38 PM
Yeehaaaa ! Unlocked thread !

This calls for a party !

Lets burn some suspects !  Get out the marshmallows !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on October 31, 2007, 06:15:39 PM
Alright, cool  :-D

New rules:

Quote
No talking about post count
No talking about statistics
No talking about threads locking

Just incase.. Not sure what keeps messing with our glorious thread but I think thats it  :|

Alright, back to the terrain stuff. It comes from www.black-tree-design.com (http://www.black-tree-design.com)  and would make a great addition to any army of the Inquisition  :happy:

Plus when the enemy flees from you, you can casually point at the torture devices and say, "Your future awaits you..."

War Altar anyone?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on October 31, 2007, 06:17:05 PM
Or you could make a torture war altar...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on October 31, 2007, 06:39:29 PM
Or you could make a torture war altar...

My thought excactly!

Here is a link to some of the other sceneries: http://www.fenryll.com/en/category-18.html (http://www.fenryll.com/en/category-18.html)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 01, 2007, 09:27:51 AM
Great idea, might have to start work on the mobile torture education unit. now which devices work best on the move, I may have to pust this past the health and safety department, burning at the stake may be a bad idea in a confined space and a gibbet would almost certainly count as an unsteady load!

Wyzer1 you missed the other rule;
Don't mention the inquisition to people not on this forum, got me some funny looks :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 08, 2007, 08:37:45 AM
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 08, 2007, 09:53:58 AM
"That's ma boy!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 08, 2007, 11:15:06 AM
And no you can't take the nurgling from the heretic's stomach home!


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 08, 2007, 04:14:23 PM
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"
If that was a request to be added to the Inquisitorial Roster (its a piece of toilet paper with your names scribbled on it)

Then by all means  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 08, 2007, 04:34:32 PM
annoying childs voice: "Mommy I want to burn Heretics To!"
If that was a request to be added to the Inquisitorial Roster (its a piece of toilet paper with your names scribbled on it)

Then by all means  :biggriin:

Oh is that what it was, might want to work on a new one Wyzer1, I thought it was just patterened toilet paper. :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 09, 2007, 06:59:59 PM
hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 09, 2007, 07:21:55 PM
hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?

Well you have my permission .............

....... because members of the Inquisition have to use the spell check and use capitalisation.




 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 09, 2007, 07:43:03 PM
hell yeah i want to join! What could be more fun then sitting arround a hereticfire drinking brewskis?

Well you have my permission .............

....... because members of the Inquisition have to use the spell check and use capitalisation.
Huh, must have missed that memo...

Well, welcome to the Inquisition Hochland Hero! Feel free to come up with your own department (if you so wish) or apply to one of our existing ones

Drinks are on Midaski. And we just installed a bar in the great hall (watch your step. McKnight and Rufas tend to sleep right outside the bar. They never make it back to the sleeping quarters  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 09, 2007, 09:00:18 PM
Ahhhh Wyzer1 please officially invite Midaski to join as his jealousy is really starting to shine through maybe if we could take away the stygma and can make it sound like it was his idea he would make a reasonable novice.

 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 10, 2007, 04:20:49 AM
how about the department of War alter Maintence? Every good inquisitorial crew needs to roll in style  :mrgreen:

"Before today Hans Grutensburgz ride was barely able to squash some goblins. But Now we have pimped his ride he will be cruising all day Knowing hes riding in style." :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 10, 2007, 04:45:27 AM
Drinks are on Midaski. And we just installed a bar in the great hall (watch your step. McKnight and Rufas tend to sleep right outside the bar. They never make it back to the sleeping quarters  :-D
I beg your pardon!  :closed-eyes:  I usually find that sleeping on the bar shortens my commute back to Midaski's beer in the morning.  :::cheers:::

It's good to know that the torture re-education equipment is being constructed out of the best Nordland wood.  :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 10, 2007, 04:54:02 AM
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:

edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 10, 2007, 04:43:36 PM
I hated Edoras in the movies. The Golden City is not a community of farming Vikings... :roll:

edit: oh and although I have a wife, I still need a girlfriend
What's the inquisition's policy on a little blackmail on the side?  :engel:


As long as you grease the wheals of justice I can't see anything wrong with it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 10, 2007, 09:00:49 PM
Go for the blackmail if you like, it won't bother her and as she already has half my salary it won't make any difference! :x
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 11, 2007, 12:09:32 PM
The inquisition is not for blackmail!






Only when the blackmail contributes to the inquisition and the church


 :engel:

 ::heretic::


EDITED: to include the new awesome burning heretic smiley!

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on November 11, 2007, 12:25:07 PM
Blackmail is such an ugly word.

 :::cheers::: ~*Blackmail *~ :::cheers:::.

Now isn’t that better?
 ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 11, 2007, 12:34:03 PM
heheh its looks so quite and relaxing now :icon_mrgreen:




Man i love the new smiley...


It should be made the new official inquisition smiley! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: General Lee Stupid on November 11, 2007, 02:58:35 PM
I would like to very humbly turn in, "rat out" a heretic.  He goes by the name of Douchie.  He is controlled by the powers of Chaos and is guilty of tempting the good folk of the Empire with cliffhangers and lack of dedication to a tale of Necromancy, written in such detail that it leaves no doubt of his dubious origons.  I recommend that he be sought out and purged. AKA ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on November 11, 2007, 05:44:39 PM
The Heretics get bolder and bolder every day! Just recently, a heretic that goes by the name of W0lf doesn't even try to hide his allegiance to the Chaos God known as Tzeentch, or Tchar as he calls his deity. Since he has only just registered himself, maybe he isn't aware of the corruption taking place within him and he be spared?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 11, 2007, 06:35:38 PM
Lets just call today a day off from burnings, it as a national holiday in celebration of the new  ::heretic::

And may I say once again  ::heretic::

and for the record  ::heretic::

oh sod it  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

marshmallows all round
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 11, 2007, 08:02:00 PM
Grand proposal Veldemere!

The 11th of November shall be the W-E official heretic smiley day and therefore no heretics may be burned today... Although torture is still allowed


 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: :::cheers::: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 11, 2007, 08:19:58 PM
Hello everyone,
                    How do I join I want to help and I will take back what I said about burning Wyzer for liking greatswords  :engel:. I will help a lot and will make sure no one will break the laws, hmm could I be the assasin  :icon_twisted:!!!!????


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 11, 2007, 10:32:47 PM
It be hereby proclaimed that the bringer of smileys, Calvin, the Canadian, is hereby issued a blanket indulgence for all high crimes, misdemeanors and heresies, eh.  Pay no further attention to the human sacrifices and demonic summonings that he is engaged in.

A case of Wellington Iron Duke to Calvin on Midaski's tab of course.   :::cheers:::

http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/our_beers.php (http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/our_beers.php)

Also lets not overdo  ::heretic:: Save it for those who really deserve it.
 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 12, 2007, 06:16:15 AM
Cheers for the drinks Rufas.  :::cheers::: The malty nutty complexity and layers of flavour really hit the spot   :happy:

Though already absolved, I'd still like to point out those sacrifices and summonings were simply to better understand the dark arts so as to be better able to protect the forum from them. You should all take note that none of our members have been sacrificially killed and eaten in weeks, all thanks to these measures.

I'll echo Rufa's not not to over-do the burning fellow. You wouldn't want to give the impression that you guys are a bit hostile or something  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 12, 2007, 09:54:17 AM
Rufas - I hope you are not condoning under-age drinking .........

I mean, bugger heresy, corrupting a minor is torture and burning at the same time.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 12, 2007, 05:03:01 PM


Grand proposal Veldemere!

The 11th of November shall be the W-E official heretic smiley day and therefore no heretics may be burned today... Although torture is still allowed



Today is the 12th and since no one was burned yesterday people like me have to work overtime, so restart the fires!  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 12, 2007, 05:08:41 PM
Alas! The Inquisition has a smiley of its own!  ::heretic::

Cheers!
:::cheers::: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/cheers.gif)   :::cheers:::

 :roll:



P.S. If the trend continues (calvin will understand) I dont look forward to the day we get this smiley: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/invasion.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 12, 2007, 06:30:24 PM
Alas! The Inquisition has a smiley of its own!  ::heretic::

Cheers!
:::cheers::: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/cheers.gif)   :::cheers:::

 :roll:



P.S. If the trend continues (calvin will understand) I dont look forward to the day we get this smiley: (http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/invasion.gif)

(http://www.htmlforums.com/images/smilies/invasion.gif)

The apocolipse in Nigh I have the power Muahahahaha


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 12, 2007, 06:46:27 PM
Oh great... Uh... Tucker did it!

Anyways, I would like to take a little time out of a busy day of wasting the Inquisitorial Coffers burning heretics to welcome our newest member, "Helborg"

I had a question for the other Inquisitorial members, regarding how we "identify" heretics

What is the proper amount of tentacles? I'm pretty sure Helborg had 1 too many, but I wasn't sure

Oh well, welcome to the Inquisiton anyways!  :::cheers::: (Proud supporter of P.I.O.M.T)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 05:48:48 PM
Well, today history was made

The Inquisitions first burning (and it was a mass burning to)  :happy:

Be sure to check the main post for updates

Now maybe we can finally afford to buy the gold-plated toilets and that marble statue of me to put in the great cathedral hall  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 15, 2007, 05:54:26 PM
I personally really like the Republic of Tea brand, and if you get some of their loose teas just brewing the pot is fun. I have one of those square cast iron ones for the loose tea, and it's really fun to use.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 15, 2007, 05:55:40 PM
You cant burn me.  Im immune to flames :)

Clearly this inquisition is poor, as ive had my badge as the slaanesh symbol for nearly 3 years now... :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 15, 2007, 05:56:34 PM
Well, today history was made

The Inquisitions first burning (and it was a mass burning to)  :happy:

Be sure to check the main post for updates

Now maybe we can finally afford to buy the gold-plated toilets and that marble statue of me to put in the great cathedral hall  :biggriin:

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

 :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 06:01:48 PM

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

 :roll:

Hahahah :happy:

Here is the PR image taken of the mass burning, just before the cleansing.

(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9811/stakeko2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 15, 2007, 06:15:24 PM
As you can see your puny inquisition didn't manage to harm me at all.

My beloved Slaanesh saved me at the moment of death, and whisked me away to safety to plot my revenge.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 06:22:25 PM
As you can see your puny inquisition didn't manage to harm me at all.

My beloved Slaanesh saved me at the moment of death, and whisked me away to safety to plot my revenge.
ya, whatever

Theres a bigger problem!

Sorry Wyzer1 the procurement department messed that one up, we put a statue of you in the toilet and gold plated the great cathedral.

 :roll:
No! My statue! Those lousy incompetant Inquisitors!

Although the gold-plate cathedral is rather nice, and its attracted quite a few new "dwarven" members here  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on November 15, 2007, 06:27:27 PM
Okay, what I can see there at the stake is...
- a slaaneshi symbol: fine
- a demon face: good, good
- a guy apparently giving the finger: a bit harsh, but alright
- a Reikland banner: what the hell? You guys are actually burning a Reikland banner??

Volkmar will not like this...

But I appreciate a little warmth, it's bloody cold here currently.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 15, 2007, 06:38:01 PM
Once again, the advantages of not having an avatar image become obvious...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 15, 2007, 06:56:29 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years.  I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.

It was Wyzer who made me do it!  He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 15, 2007, 07:07:51 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years.  I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.

It was Wyzer who made me do it!  He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!

Well yes
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 07:10:06 PM
Im supprised noone worked out I was a heretic for years.  I mean I go around with a pink "I love Slaanesh" T shirt on and noone blinks an eye lid.
huh, wow... It never donned on me till now thats the slaanesh symbol isn't it?

It was Wyzer who made me do it!  He is the mastermind behind all the cults on here!
Huh, usually I am not the first one to respond when I get accused of heresy (Midaski's computer has an alarm that goes off)

I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

Your resident High Inquisitor is a pious and noble Inquisitor, ignore this blasphemous hethan's slander. He is merely trying to undermine the grand work of the Inquisition (like the T-Shirts) After all he is a Skaven!


EDIT: Damn you Helborg... What did that mean anyways?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 07:10:45 PM
'ey we are very busy!...

and wyzer doesnt have the capacity to do that... the true conspirator is....midaski










Please dont plague me again...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on November 15, 2007, 07:25:55 PM
I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:

Seems we are on to something here.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 07:39:30 PM
I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:

Seems we are on to something here.
Would you really think that Wyzer would be smart enough to be plot even such a small detail. He just couldn't remember all 4 of the dark gods... Not a sign of incompetence mind you! his speciality is supply and demand...

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
There are 4 chaos gods! Oh crap  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 07:42:35 PM
Apparently I celebrated too soon...  :cry:

At least I can relish the fact only about 5 people on this forum will understand where this came from  :-D

Short of burning people and going OT, confusing people is always rewarding  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 07:47:49 PM
Yes! finally. We succeed!  :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: BEERS ON THE INQUISITION!!!!


Now onwards to our next goal (which will remain secret!)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 15, 2007, 08:04:01 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

Yes, and not having an avatar icon sends the same image.  :evil:

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

So does reading my name...  :engel:


 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 08:11:07 PM
You should have an avatar it is the virtual you on a forum page.

Yes, and not having an avatar icon sends the same image.  :evil:

It also makes it a lot easier to quickly browse to your last post on a topic.

So does reading my name...  :engel:


 :::cheers:::

What about people who cant read and must rely on looking at pictures.... like wyzer...  :icon_lol:

This might be why he is going off topic all the time... :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 15, 2007, 08:13:43 PM

What about people who cant read and must rely on looking at pictures.... like wyzer...  :icon_lol:


Well, there's just no helping some people....  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 15, 2007, 08:48:53 PM
Now, chaps! all this counting will only lead to trouble remember the last time. I suggest we leave this pointless aside and get back to the sensible reason for this strand, burning heretics. Oh and continuing this self justifying thread whilst adding nothing to anyones lives only giving them the sucking numbing feeling that we have merely stolen hours of peoples lives that could have been spent studying, enriching their and their families lives or doing charitable deeds.

By Sigmar, my life sucks!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lonearcher on November 15, 2007, 09:07:17 PM
Ahh, the Inquisition. I love sneaking a peak during work just to see what’s new and silly. It’s like a mini-vacation.

Intelligence is a burden and our threads are as satisfying as a fart that’s been kept in too long.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 15, 2007, 09:08:27 PM
Hehe sounds good lonearcher.. Thats mainly what we aim to do  :-D

See Veldemere it isnt a complete waste of time... and our lives...


But dont worry Lonearcher, something bigger and much better is in the works in the inquisition!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 15, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
Ahh, the Inquisition. I love sneaking a peak during work just to see what’s new and silly. It’s like a mini-vacation.

Intelligence is a burden and our threads are as satisfying as a fart that’s been kept in too long.



Silly, SILLY! How dare you call us silly we are a noble people, definitely not silly.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 15, 2007, 11:11:45 PM
Question why am I the only Junior Inquisitor, have I not killed enough?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 15, 2007, 11:55:08 PM
Question why am I the only Junior Inquisitor, have I not killed enough?
You're the youngest member

Quote from: Doop123's Age on His Profile
16

 :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 16, 2007, 12:23:45 AM
Oh Sigmar!  This means we have to be careful what we say!  :unsure:

Just to add the official report,  Crimsonspinx was arrested for the crime of Skavenism.  As he proved to be immune to burning, we are currently waterboarding him.  A suggestion as to the exact mannner of his unpleasent demise will be most welcome.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 16, 2007, 04:20:43 AM
I should have mentioned, single best feature of OneNote 2007 is the network sync of a notebook between several computers. Incredibly useful! EverNote isn't bad, it's just ugly as all get out, and it's not as intuitive to use as OneNote.

I can assure you I would never throw my hat in with the likes of tzeentch, Khorne or Nurgle

You didn't just leave out Slaanesh for a reason, did you? :engel:

Seems we are on to something here.

That's proof enough for me.

You might want to start running now Wyzer.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 16, 2007, 05:52:31 AM
im 15... :-o       ::heretic::

cant tel from my avatar aye hahaha. but one thing that does fool me is that i think that warlord and Rufas are both old men just because of their avatars. if im wrong then oops. if im right then ::heretic::



 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 16, 2007, 06:04:15 AM
I am younger than Midaski, thats all anyone needs to know.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 16, 2007, 06:28:11 AM
All that really means is he probably isn't old enough to be your great grandfather.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on November 16, 2007, 06:29:57 AM
I am younger than Midaski, thats all anyone needs to know.  :closed-eyes:

So am I... lets just leave it at that... for now  :-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 16, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
I can't remember about Warlord, but I don't think he is 30 yet... I thought I remembered something about that...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on November 16, 2007, 06:37:20 AM
I can't remember about Warlord, but I don't think he is 30 yet... I thought I remembered something about that...

I'm not even 25!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 16, 2007, 07:11:42 AM
lol maybe its the old man in the avatar or wiseness beyond years  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on November 16, 2007, 08:00:28 AM
JOB APLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF JUNIOR LACKEY FOR THE INQUSITION

name:the blind knight

age:15

past experience:none(but ready to learn)

qualities:pyromaniac,no morality problems,blind loyalty to the highest bidder,wiling to burn his brother to join,owns a blowtorch,looks like a withhunter,likes to wear large hats,owns a bulldog

area of coverage:can burn anybody in eastern empire(eastern Europe)

salary:will work for food and shelter

job expectations:none

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 16, 2007, 08:32:20 AM
Welcome welcome Blind knight, im sure Wyzer will add you to the roster.

Some mod is haltering our process.... damn you! :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 16, 2007, 09:11:49 AM
Ahhh bless, look we are teaching the mods things, they have to learn all the little technical bits they have never touched before to try and stem our tide. I actually find it somewhat heartening that we are perhaps not pointless. In addition to burning heretics (and thus helping to heat old peoples houses, very civic duty) we are also improving Calvins skills and thus making him a better person.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 16, 2007, 09:53:56 AM
It looks like I missed some 'manipulating' by Calvin whilst I was asleep.

[ Note: Intelligence levels of Inquisitors at new low, as they can't work out what time of day it would be in Mod timezones, and they can't look at the main page to see "Who's Online" ]

Manipulating is a waste of time - Calvin, just watch for my mighty mace which can sweep away the whole thread and all visible records with one swing, to return the Introductions thread to its rightful place.


 :engel:


PS: Why are we being discriminatory on this forum and picking on the 'gingers'  ::heretic::

 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 16, 2007, 10:06:35 AM
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!

We actually looked at your activity yesterday Midaski, we wondered why you hadnt visited the inquisition as the first thing when you came on.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 16, 2007, 10:20:01 AM
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!

That's the trouble with teenagers they think all of us more mature veterans need to frequent somewhere like Madame R's - it's only the sad weirdo wizards in reality.
Where do you think all those taxes go  - Some of us have our own harems.   :closed-eyes:


We actually looked at your activity yesterday Midaski, we wondered why you hadn't visited the Inquisition as the first thing when you came on.


Minor institutions are way down the list of priorities ......................



 :engel:


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 16, 2007, 11:05:12 AM
You forget that slaanesh is the Serpent and a water god :)  I go gladly into her arms   :-D

I swear eternal vengence on those who plunged me to my death.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 16, 2007, 11:15:20 AM
What incompetence - Inquisitors that do not know how to torture a pleasure worshipper ...............


............. stick him in a communal cell with some accountants and lawyers. 
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 16, 2007, 11:16:54 AM
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 16, 2007, 03:49:07 PM
I'm insulted. I wouldn't dare meddle with the inquisition.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 16, 2007, 04:58:13 PM
I should have mentioned, single best feature of OneNote 2007 is the network sync of a notebook between several computers. Incredibly useful! EverNote isn't bad, it's just ugly as all get out, and it's not as intuitive to use as OneNote.

That's proof enough for me.

You might want to start running now Wyzer.
?? what did I miss ??  OneNote2007 is a MSOffice 2007 program?  (I have it...) Which I was the advocator of MS in the first place

Im confused  :|  Did you mean I should start running (away) or running OneNote2007 ?

All this thread-slicing is blending conversations together worse than usual  :|

JOB APLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF JUNIOR LACKEY FOR THE INQUSITION

name:the blind knight

age:15

past experience:none(but ready to learn)

qualities:pyromaniac,no morality problems,blind loyalty to the highest bidder,wiling to burn his brother to join,owns a blowtorch,looks like a withhunter,likes to wear large hats,owns a bulldog

area of coverage:can burn anybody in eastern empire(eastern Europe)

salary:will work for food and shelter

job expectations:none

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
classic! Its amazing, even in these troubled times we manage to recruit new members  :happy: Consider yourself a member of the Inquisition

I'm insulted. I wouldn't dare meddle with the inquisition.
Really? I detect no sarcasm in your post

Which must mean another more sinister moderator must be responsible for this... this... travesty!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 16, 2007, 07:31:23 PM
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!
 
Checking the list we find the Lord of the Exchequer as been banned from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights.  His tastes in perversion far exceeded the modesty of Two Ton Sally.

Where do you think all those taxes go  - Some of us have our own harems.   :closed-eyes:
I was wondering where those Skink's got off to.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 16, 2007, 07:55:58 PM
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (Pulls out repeater handgun) Die chaos worshipping scum! (fires over and over again until crimspnsphinx starts twitching but is still alive) To the jails with you!

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 16, 2007, 08:52:04 PM
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (Pulls out repeater handgun) Die chaos worshipping scum! (fires over and over again until crimspnsphinx starts twitching but is still alive) To the jails with you!
..
Sanj

Ouch, but he had it coming.

And what is with the Inquisition!? They let a guy in who, when writing his resume, did not put spaces between the commas and the next word. I have lost much faith in this group of zealots.

not that I had a lot anyways...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 16, 2007, 09:08:29 PM
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 16, 2007, 09:25:31 PM
But im still alive.  I have toughness 5 fool, mere handguns cant wound a chaos lord :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 16, 2007, 09:26:41 PM
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:

Yes I do! :biggriin:

But I'm not part of the Inquistion.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 16, 2007, 11:50:08 PM
So apprently one of the mods thinks they have a sense of humour....  :icon_wink:

Although on the bright side the Inquisition is finally a sticky  :-D

EDIT: Or not...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 17, 2007, 12:04:45 AM
It seems to be the best place to post this invitation for free beer at the Brewery.  Needless to  say Rufas and all of the gang from Salzenmund are on the way.

http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=19881&st=0&gopid=213819&#entry213819 (http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=19881&st=0&gopid=213819&#entry213819)

Quote
Greetings, my friends!  To celebrate my recent appointment to Thane of Urbaz Troggdal (a suburb of Karak Hirn) by King Alrik, my family and I are hosting a 3-day party--or longer, if you wish!  My father-in-law, Mordin, runs the clan's Grizzdal Tavern in Urbaz Troggdal, and he is allowing us to hold the celebration at their inn!  We will have free food and ale (including Bugman's Finest and Dwarfen Gold), and we have even arranged for several caravans from Barak Varr to keep us supplied with these nourishments!
Everyone is welcome--Dwarf, Human, Elf, Ogre!  My Ogre mercenaries, their families and friends will be there, and I hope Wissenlander and other friends from the Empire will join us.  Elves are welcome, too!  We even invite everyone who wishes to, to stay overnight--wherever they can find a place to sleep!
There will be music--especially that provided by my lovely and talented wife, Thora, and her musicians--dancing and other festivities.  You can meet our family, including our wonderful children Mordin, Falgrim and Asgerd.
NOTICE TO THIEVES--Beware!  We have hired some of our Dogs of War acquaintances--Konrad Richter and his Cursed Company Skeletons, reinforced with a company of Blood Dragon Grave Guards--to protect our coin-boxes and other valuables.  So, do not even think about trying to rob us!
I repeat:  Everyone of goodwill is welcome to come and celebrate this joyous occasion with us!  Just follow the road north from Karak Hirn, and you can't miss us!  We will be the ones having fun!  Thank you!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 17, 2007, 12:25:52 AM
Alright, free drinks!  :::cheers:::

Thanks for the notice Rufas (and a nice reason to sign up to Bugmas  :-D)

Also, thanks for the shameless plug for the Inquisition  :biggriin:

BTW, if you see me walking towards the Empire with a full throng running after me (lol, I have a horse!)... ya...      :ph34r:

BTW, there are some hot chicks over at Bugmas everyone! I hooked up with this chick named "Snow White" on my way out  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on November 17, 2007, 12:46:35 AM
Would love to attend but robo-horse may short out on the way from Olympic village (2012)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 17, 2007, 01:53:53 AM
?? what did I miss ??  OneNote2007 is a MSOffice 2007 program?  (I have it...) Which I was the advocator of MS in the first place

Wow, that's odd. That was something I copied from a comment on a blog to send to a friend who was talking to me about OneNote and Evernote... Apparently I posted it here instead of the part about you not mentioning all of the Chaos gods. Anyway, it's fixed now.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 17, 2007, 03:13:12 AM
I hooked up with this chick named "Snow White" on my way out  :-D

your mom?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 17, 2007, 03:39:47 AM
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on November 17, 2007, 04:25:49 AM
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)

And there goes my heterosexuality.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: General Lee Stupid on November 17, 2007, 05:39:23 AM
You sick twisted men.

I'm calling the Emperor! :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: neverness on November 17, 2007, 04:41:37 PM
Pssst! Hey, lean down under this table, what I'm about to suggest to ye could get us both into a lot of pain!

The Emperor?
I doubt you can get him to care! Well, if you can get him out the Imperial Zoo, maybe. His lordship has been spending all his time there stroking his griffen! I hear he's even considered moving his court there ("for those sunny days"). So enamored with the his zoo that he's taken to allow champions to borrow his sacred hammer whenever chaos comes to town. I mean LOAN out Ghal Maraz a two and half thousand year old relic?! --but not offer the same champion to employ any of the Imperial Zoo's powerful warsteeds?

I'm not saying, I'm just saying...

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 17, 2007, 04:50:14 PM
I dont do dwarves...sorry  :happy:

a more specific reason is that i would never get time to check the forum... so it would be a waste to register :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Vivendi on November 17, 2007, 10:09:36 PM
I dont do dwarves...sorry  :happy:
You don't know what your missing. :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on November 18, 2007, 01:54:23 AM
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:

a more specific reason is that i would never get time to check the forum... so it would be a waste to register :::cheers:::

You guys are such easy pickings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: the blind knight on November 18, 2007, 07:40:23 AM
People,you need to focus!Every second you spend doing unmoral thing to two tons sally is one more seconds in the life of heretics.Also i suggest we open branches on other forums so that we can spread influence.For the ogre strongold i suggest RufAs as the B.I.G.S.H.I.T and me(also have about 100 posts there) as a S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 18, 2007, 12:40:12 PM
We don't do abbreviations.

Oh and never confuse rufus sparkfire with Rufas the Eccentric... he doesn't like that  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 18, 2007, 07:48:31 PM
I think he did mean Rufas.  However. Two Ton Sally prefers it when her name is capitalized.  And "Ton" should not be plural.  You will note, she has lost quite a bit of weight.  Getting stuck in the doorway at Madame Rosalita's has taught her the dangers of Cathayan food.

I don't think you can impose the Inquisition on other sites.  It just sort of evolved here starting with the "Whom Do You Serve" thread.  I am proud of my contributions to this Institution, but it has become a truly group effort.

 :::cheers:::

Edit: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats)

Take that Midaski  ::heretic::  :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 18, 2007, 08:10:33 PM
Also dont put any letters in rufus sparkfire in capitol, he doesnt like that either.
Sorry rufus, i know one of you guys didnt have capitol letters, but your names confuse me... Note i know perfectly who you are lol


Rufas watch out, we dont want to call more mod attention than we already have.


Who is our next victim?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 20, 2007, 06:23:17 AM
Alright Everyone, major (major!) announcement! Listen Up!

Some of the older folks may want to sit down (no one in particular.... Midaski). If you are an asthmatic (sp?) grab your inhaler...

The faint of heart should look no further... Even my fellow Inquisitors read no more lest you pure of heart (rofl)

Are you ready?

I

Now

Have

Internet

at home

Muhahahahahaha  ::heretic::


1000000 posts here I come!
 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on November 20, 2007, 08:32:24 PM
What youre saying that all this time you havnt been posting from home??!!  :Ohmy:

I can feel the rise of the inquisitors almost upon us with the rising of Wyzer1 muahahahaha  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 20, 2007, 10:30:50 PM
:Ohmy: How did you live before?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 20, 2007, 10:37:00 PM
The inquisition is clearly losing its touch when a number of members openly practice their chaotic ways  :)

That is mostly because this is a decent place to get opinions on anything, rather than joining another website :) 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 20, 2007, 10:55:06 PM
The real question is how did Wyzer1 avoid getting fired?

Also, how do we deal with Crmsonsphinx?  Now that he has hes Rats, perhaps Waferin.  Or Drawn and  Quartered.  Or if he now is indeed a Skaven we can revert back to  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 20, 2007, 11:06:52 PM
Meh, im chaos at heart.  A cowardly Slaanesh worshiper :)

Doesn't mean I now abandon empire though.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 20, 2007, 11:27:49 PM
We would not burn, poison, drown, or quarter you if we did not have your best interest at heart.  I am glad you  got your Rats and hope your car is on the road again.  And again Happy Birthday and have a  :::cheers::: on Midaski's tab.

Edit: Oh we have a new victim, I mean suspect.  Really new.  It's his first post, but the sig is troubling.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=19008.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=19008.0)

We have all been getting a bit complacent and the number of burnings is falling precipitously.  If this continues, the value of my Nordland timber stocks will fall and how can I send the little ones to the University of Altdorf?   This is unacceptable.  We need more victims
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 20, 2007, 11:43:21 PM
We would not burn, poison, drown, or quarter you if we did not have your best interest at heart.

Ya, best interests.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: clausewitz on November 21, 2007, 01:13:26 AM
And there goes my heterosexuality.

... :icon_confused: :icon_neutral: :icon_smile: :icon_lol: :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 21, 2007, 01:21:09 AM
If Midaski hurries he could get a date with Two Ton Sally.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/TwoTonSally2.jpg)

And there goes my heterosexuality.

Suzy I'm glad you can see past her outward appearances to apparently appreciate her inner beauty...  :ph34r:



Oh well, to each his own...

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 21, 2007, 09:33:37 AM
I'd rather be single :) than tangle with anyone with the name two ton.

You do realise all suspects are guilty, as they wouldn't be otherwise suspects.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 21, 2007, 10:35:19 PM
I'd rather be single :) than tangle with anyone with the name two ton.

I have to agree with that.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: lamekh on November 22, 2007, 07:09:56 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 22, 2007, 09:20:51 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Wow. He came willingly. I'm impressed!

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 22, 2007, 09:24:25 AM
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017

scroll to last drawing .............

........ Is that wyzer1 on the right .................  :icon_question:


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 22, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Nah, it's McKnight on the right.  Wyzer1 is on the left. 

It's time to get your eyes checked.

Happy Turkey Day (on this side of the Pond).  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 22, 2007, 07:36:23 PM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Wow. He came willingly. I'm impressed!

 :engel:

I'm not 
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 22, 2007, 11:36:50 PM
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017

scroll to last drawing .............

........ Is that wyzer1 on the right .................  :icon_question:


 :engel:
lol, you got me...

Im an ipod witch  hunter   :-P

 :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 23, 2007, 12:09:04 AM
You also appear to be female Wyzer ?

Its that or chaos mutation, MUTATION I SAY!!!!  Summon the witch hunters!

BURN THE MUTANT!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 23, 2007, 12:59:34 AM
Happy Turkey Day (on this side of the Pond).  :::cheers:::

And that side of the border ;-)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: General Lee Stupid on November 23, 2007, 01:45:58 AM
Quote
Happy Turkey Day
u 2
Dont eat too much food Rufas or you'll look like this:  :oops: :| :icon_sad: :eusa_sick: :icon_redface: :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 23, 2007, 03:21:31 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Well this is good, now we don't have to hunt you down, tie you up, strap you to a post and burn you...

Oops started rambling, well it's good to know there are some decent heretics out there.  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 04:27:57 AM
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Well thank you.  Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly.  If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails.  Just keep at it till you faint from lack of blood, if you would be so kind.

FELLOW INQUISITORS!

Some distressing news has been brought to my attention!  :Ohmy:

It is established that the Grand Inquisitor, Wyzer1 trades in the marketplace, known by the rabble as Ebay, under the name of wyzetechnologies!

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18943.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18943.0)

It is most distressing to find the Ebayer, known as Wyzetechnologies did recently, knowingly and wantonly purchase a box of Chaos Beastigors.  :-o

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/20b9_1_sbl.jpg)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300140768950 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300140768950)

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=wyzetechnologies&ftab=AllFeedback (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=wyzetechnologies&ftab=AllFeedback)

His guilt is incontrovertible.  The only question before us is whether or not we should listen to his sad pleadings before we burn him?  Bring the marshmallows!  And the beer.   

Lamekh, your still at it?  Well it must be that Slanesh influence.  Don't worry, we haven't forgotten.  Oy, Timber Serf, make it a two-for.  ::heretic::  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on November 23, 2007, 04:39:35 AM
No one expects the eBay inquisition!  ::heretic::

(http://maxink.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/spanish_inquisition.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 06:42:26 AM
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  :-P

Alright, this may look bad... but:

1.) I bought that a LONG time ago (you know, like August...)  In the same purchase I also bought a Cannon, a Griffin Count box and a box of Leadbelchers
2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

Now, while buying them for a friend may seem bad, I have killed them numerous times since then.... So in reality I was seperating these beasts from a larger chaos army so that it would in fact be easier to take them down (and it worked)

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  :icon_smile:

 :-D (was that close enough?)




P.S. In reality I dont infact play a chaos army  :-P The only army(s) I have are Empire
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 23, 2007, 10:09:31 AM
Are you sure the beastmen were not for you, and the empire stuff for your friend, Wyzer?

You could be a secret cultist for the dark powers [as opposed to a blatant one like me] who should be burned.  If you burn with red/yellow flames you are innocent, if you burn in a different colour it proves you are tainted!

Just because you do not knowingly play as chaos is no excuse.  Simply purchasing models and touching the boxes is enough!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on November 23, 2007, 11:47:57 AM
Uh oh. Doesn't look good, Wyzer1...

2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

...because commission business is considered heretic as well.

Tough luck. Do a Danton (or for our eastern friends: do a Trotzki) and take it like a man.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 04:14:00 PM
Uh oh. Doesn't look good, Wyzer1...

2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

...because commission business is considered heretic as well.

Tough luck. Do a Danton (or for our eastern friends: do a Trotzki) and take it like a man.
what! Thats what this organization was founded upon! *cough* rufas *cough*

... although now ill probably get accused of consorting with nurgle ...

So ... uh ... have about that Thanksgiving? mmm

.... whats a Danton? ... (too lazy to open google)

If its "suicide" im morally against it  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 04:42:19 PM
Alright, we need to get back on track here...

Im not a heretic. That box (I think) was bought before we started the Inquisition. I have since reformed. The Inquisition never said anything about background checks ( :wink: )

And I don't play chaos. Now lets get back to trying to figure out how to kill Crimsonsphinx (so far lopping off limbs seems to be the most effective "treatment")
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 04:55:40 PM
Quote
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  tongue

Alright, this may look bad... but:

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  icon_smile

To the charge that I spend too much time on this forum, I must indeed plead guilty.  However to the implication that I was specifically looking for a way to get Wyzer1, I had absolutely no intention of seeking to harm our beloved leader.  Rather, the information was brought to my attention by a low life snitch.  I had no choice but to initiate an investigation.  Don't try to wrestle the name of the sewer crawling snitch from my lips.  The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.


Rufus, I didn't mean to edit your post, I clicked modify instead of quote by mistake, it should be restored though. --Calvin
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 23, 2007, 04:56:20 PM
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 05:10:09 PM
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  :-P

Alright, this may look bad... but:

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  :icon_smile:
To the charge that I spend too much time on this forum, I must indeed plead guilty.  However to the implication that I was specifically looking for a way to get Wyzer1, I had absolutely no intention of seeking to harm our beloved leader.  Rather, the information was brought to my attention by a low life snitch.  I had no choice but to initiate an investigation.  Don't try to wrestle the name of the sewer crawling snitch from my lips.  The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.
lol

I thought I missed something before you edited your post  :-D

Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
Ouch

uh... I do  :x

Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
Hey, while we are at it...

If you use chaos models and convert them to Empire are they tainted?

Because if thats wrong.... http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18720.msg223925#msg223925 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18720.msg223925#msg223925) I might be in trouble on that one

Alright, lets clear this mess up. Ill burn myself and we'll call it even? Fair?

*puts on fire-retardent suit* alright *voosh* OW OW OW

*accidently jumps into vat of gasoline*  :icon_eek: BOOM

Hey... one more thing (OT)

whats our outlook on Volkmar?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 05:10:20 PM
Perhaps, if this  associate of Wyzer could give testimony with respect to the nature of the financial transaction and to Wyzer's success on the field of battle, we might consider a mitigation of the punishment.  In the mean time, confinement to his quarters on a diet of tripe and prune juice seems appropriate.

Lamekh, You can stop flogging yourself now.  Even I am getting nauseous.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 23, 2007, 05:24:32 PM

Well thank you.  Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly.  If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails. 

I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................



 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 23, 2007, 05:52:21 PM
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?


I would have to oppose you. Wyzer1 was only investigating the dark powers so he could lern how to fight them better. He must not be exicuted, why not kill Crimsonsphinx insted?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 23, 2007, 05:56:55 PM
I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................
 :engel:
With Lord Midaski on the loose, one can never be sure if it is a Freudian slip or sabatoge.

Wyzer, just because you burned yourself, does not get you off the diet of tripe and prune juice.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 23, 2007, 06:25:51 PM
They did burn me already.  Luckily my god is stronger than Sigmar and saved me.

I now devote my time to finding out other followers of chaos powers.  After all if otherfollowers of the dark gods are caught by the inquisition then it elevates me!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on November 23, 2007, 06:30:59 PM
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?


I would have to oppose you. Wyzer1 was only investigating the dark powers so he could lern how to fight them better. He must not be exicuted, why not kill Crimsonsphinx insted?
And Doop123 gets promoted...  :happy:

They did burn me already.  Luckily my god is stronger than Sigmar and saved me.

I now devote my time to finding out other followers of chaos powers.  After all if otherfollowers of the dark gods are caught by the inquisition then it elevates me!
right...

I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................
 :engel:
With Lord Midaski on the loose, one can never be sure if it is a Freudian slip or sabatoge.

Wyzer, just because you burned yourself, does not get you off the diet of tripe and prune juice.
Meh

Oh well  :::cheers::: (its prune juice)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 23, 2007, 07:02:29 PM
You do realise all suspects are guilty, as they wouldn't be otherwise suspects.
Troops  :icon_mrgreen:


Now back to the important matter.

Possesion of chaotic models is a very serious fellany and should not be looked at with ease. The problem is that subject is redistributing them, spreading chaotic taint further out in the Empire and supporting an already tainted victim in gaining more power.

The real problem is of course the fact that the subject is a high ranking officer of this grand organisation.

Let us be civilised. Wyzer1 is here by summoned to an inquiry of this matter.
Then if deemed necessary, Wyzer1 will be summoned for court. He of course representing himself, and rufas the attorney.

EDIT:

Rufas will be away til sunday so court will be recessed on Sunday
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on November 24, 2007, 04:43:35 AM
The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.

Treachery! :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 24, 2007, 07:12:57 PM
The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.

Treachery! :ph34r:

Oops.   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 25, 2007, 05:55:13 AM
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel.  However,  this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.

As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 25, 2007, 06:58:36 AM
As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.

Not trial by cake!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on November 25, 2007, 07:17:15 AM
If owning chaos models makes you somewhat heratic-like, then you should also put warhammerlord-sloth on trial. His own avatar has a chaos tainted captain on it.

sorry warhammerlord-sloth, I do really like your army
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 25, 2007, 01:01:55 PM
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel.  However,  this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.

As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.

actually i meant procecutor :engel:

Trial by cake... is not accepted by the jury....

They propose another trial... trial by P.I.O.M.T. !
Wyzer1 is to drink a pint within 10 seconds. Should he not be able to do this (by throwing up or similar) then he will be giving another... and another and another, untill he gets it right...

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 26, 2007, 04:22:13 AM
Calvin...

There are no words, mate. Shouldn't you be beating something with a hockey stick, so as to reclaim your manliness?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 26, 2007, 05:27:35 AM
Calvin...

There are no words, mate. Shouldn't you be beating something with a hockey stick, so as to reclaim your manliness?
I've just notified the U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement to be on the lookout for a short, blond kid with a paper hat and wooden sword.  He is believed to be traveling in the company of a stuffed tiger.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HoS on November 26, 2007, 05:45:16 AM
Tell them not to look in any boxes with the word "TRaNSMoGRiFiER" on it unless they want to find out what being an elephant is like.

Cookie to the person who can name me the date and year of that one.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on November 26, 2007, 06:27:59 AM
first appeared March 23, 1987
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on November 26, 2007, 10:54:50 PM
Seeing as I presented the charges, it would be highly irregular that I serve as defense counsel.  However,  this is the Inquisition, so there really is no ethical problem here.

As much as I enjoy Trial by Burning Oil, might I suggest Trial by Cake is more appropriate in these circumstances.

actually i meant prosecutor :engel:

Trial by cake... is not accepted by the jury....

They propose another trial... trial by P.I.O.M.T. !
Wyzer1 is to drink a pint within 10 seconds. Should he not be able to do this (by throwing up or similar) then he will be giving another... and another and another, until he gets it right...

 :::cheers:::

How could you create such a horrible trial?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 26, 2007, 11:23:58 PM
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on November 26, 2007, 11:40:48 PM
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.

True, in my day  :icon_wink: even the UK girls could manage about 6 seconds, but Rufas designed it for Wyzer1 and his nationality - that's why he allowed 10 seconds.


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on November 26, 2007, 11:55:20 PM
In this day and age, girls out drink guys every time Midaski.  They do where I live anyhow!

If I'm lucky I can drink about 7 pints of Stella, and I always get out drunk by girls.  Its impossible to beat them.  Hence all the worry now by the government to stop women killing themselves with alcohol damage to liver.

I take it Wyzer is American eh?  Probably can manage a pint of weak p*** beer in 10 seconds, it should be easy.  Then again he could have "iron stomach" mutation...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on November 27, 2007, 06:22:45 AM
Gentlemen, gentlemen.  There is no need for fighting.  We are all civilized men here.  I suggest a peace conference to be held at Madame Rosalita's in Salzenmund....... 

Welcome, After such a long and tiring journey, why don't you all go take a dip in the heated pool down in the basement.  After you've relaxed we can start the negotiations........

Whats that Rosalita?  You say our Lustrian exchange students are still using the spawning pool?  Oops!

Well under these circumstances, I suppose that I have an obligation to assume the throne of Averland at least till the next generation of claiments reaches legal age.  It's a thankless job, but sombody has to do  it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: FVC on November 27, 2007, 06:30:32 AM
Maybe it's time for a new running gag, Rufas? I don't know about anyone else but I think Madame Rosalita is getting a bit tired. Surely we can have a new joke or two?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on November 27, 2007, 06:32:43 AM
I, for one, do appreciate Madame Rosalita!    :engel:  That said, I'm not opposed to anything new you come up with too!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on November 27, 2007, 07:00:09 AM
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood.

True, in my day  :icon_wink: even the UK girls could manage about 6 seconds, but Rufas designed it for Wyzer1 and his nationality - that's why he allowed 10 seconds.


 :engel:

That would be McKnight.....  :closed-eyes:

Some one else ate all the cake .... *Stern look at Rufas*...


Yes indeed. My intelligence agents tell me that Wyzer1 is not an experienced, hardened veteran drinker, so the trial will be most suiting. In order to confirm that he has completed the trial, he will need to record it on video and upload it to youtube.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Douchie on November 27, 2007, 04:00:25 PM
Quote
A trial by drinking should be easy for anyone!  Or at least anyone born in the UK, as it is in the blood

As an Englishman and a Geordie, I take great offence to this statement.

... Now where is my Brown Ale?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on November 27, 2007, 04:11:45 PM
Gentlemen, gentlemen.  There is need for fighting.  We are all barbaric men here.  I suggest a war to be held in the chaos wastes
Welcome, After such a long and tiring war, why don't you all go take a dip in the lava  pool down in the chaos wastes.  After you've relaxed we can start the war........

Whats that Rosalita?  You say our Lustrian exchange students are still using the spawning pool?  Oops!

Well under these circumstances, I suppose that I have an obligation to assume the throne of the chaos wastes at least till the next generation of claiments reaches illegal age.  It's a thankless job, but sombody doesn't have to do  it.


Sorry couldn't resist  :roll:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 01, 2007, 07:50:04 AM
I would have thought fine was a good enough description really...

Attractive, smart, fiery :)  Any other adjectives?
For you?  How about: Barely Breathing, Blind, Unconscious, Smashed, Mentally Challenged?  :engel:
Alright Rufas.... Lets get back on track and stop insulting his mother  :engel:


ANYWAYS


Does anyone here (you know, in the Inquisition) have their real army themed around the Inquisition?

I have a small one (its growing...) that I themed around it, and I noticed I always end up using Bretonnian parts to make them look like how I envisioned them

Has anyone else noticed Bretonnian models are perfect for this type of conversion? Particularly the heads...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on December 01, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
I have a small one (its growing...)

I have a new sig....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 01, 2007, 09:43:10 AM
I have a small one (its growing...)

I have a new sig....
...

Why you......    :-P

No quoting me past 1:00AM!    :x
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 01, 2007, 10:41:25 AM
Well im starting on my inquisition army... so far i only have a witch hunter captain.. But im planning on getting some of the scenery and add some taste to it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on December 01, 2007, 11:54:30 AM
If I was to do an inquisition army, it would have mordhiem witch hunters.  I dislike most of the priest models, so would not use them.

Ye of little faith.  I have a excellent taste in women, although I do tend to go for the mental cases :)  I guess I don't do sane things.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 01, 2007, 01:30:07 PM
Yes the mordheim witch hunters are a must! :D but they are damned expensive and i have only found them one place here in Denmark.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on December 02, 2007, 05:18:31 AM
I't not that far to the U.K.  Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex.  That's close to Nottingham, right?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 02, 2007, 07:41:30 AM
@Uth - I see you got hit by the giant A's.  I get it everytime I spell rufus with a 'u', thats right I just did it again, I spelt Rufus with a 'u', and he's at the Mid Atlantic bash so he can't stop me!  Mwahahhaaahahaaa!!!!

 :wink:
lol, I figured I could take a page or two from Rufus's book  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 02, 2007, 08:07:23 PM
@Uth - I see you got hit by the giant A's.  I get it everytime I spell rufus with a 'u', thats right I just did it again, I spelt Rufus with a 'u', and he's at the Mid Atlantic bash so he can't stop me!  Mwahahhaaahahaaa!!!!

 :wink:
that would be rufus sparkfire, the high asteemed scribe of this site. He has a very big influence(being a mod) on the forums, compared to Rufas the eccentric.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 02, 2007, 08:18:27 PM
I't not that far to the U.K.  Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex.  That's close to Nottingham, right?  :engel:
Its still outside UK so freight costs will be very high.... for one like me  :icon_rolleyes:

Thats why I will have Wyzer buy me some and send them together with the cake he promised me... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 03, 2007, 01:16:56 AM
Actually, you may just notice that this was Wyzer quoting Uth, and then emulating Rufus.

Besides, anytime I see others quoting me incorrectly, I perform similar behaviour. For some reason, the 'hammer' in Warhammerlord Soth occasionally gets dropped, so someone needs to tidy it up...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 03, 2007, 02:07:49 AM
Actually, you may just notice that this was Wyzer quoting Uth, and then emulating Rufus.

Besides, anytime I see others quoting me incorrectly, I perform similar behaviour. For some reason, the 'hammer' in Warhammerlord Soth occasionally gets dropped, so someone needs to tidy it up...
Im a little surprised everyone thought Rufus did it...

I mean, its in a quote (not his post), I changed the title in my post, it wasn't something mods-only could do, and neither of our posts say "edited by Rufus Sparkfire"

If I ever could edit other peoples posts... Altar would probably never be spelt wrong again  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 03, 2007, 02:34:46 AM
I'm sure many members are grateful you don't have the ability to altEr their posts...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on December 03, 2007, 02:43:01 AM
I like my Vice Theoginist, Johann Esmer on a barded horse and embedded in a unit.

Until now I never noticed that "Vice Theogonist" is quite ambiguous... Huss would call him that as well, probably, though with another meaning.
  But of course, Theoginist in charge of Vice, what else could it possible mean?  :engel:

What about me, can I altAr stuff, can I, can I?  Awww man!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on December 03, 2007, 07:09:59 AM
untill this topic I had no idea there was two people in this forum with the name Rufas (or Rufus).

If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 03, 2007, 07:23:06 AM
untill this topic I had no idea there was two people in this forum with the name Rufas (or Rufus).

If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
well, it was nice knowing you  :wink:   (I just assume Rufus will ban you shortly  :-D )
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on December 03, 2007, 08:51:35 AM
I't not that far to the U.K.  Midaski will be happy to put you up in Sunny Sussex.  That's close to Nottingham, right?  :engel:
Its still outside UK so freight costs will be very high.... for one like me  :icon_rolleyes:

Thats why I will have Wyzer buy me some and send them together with the cake he promised me... :engel:

Hmm do you play Mordheim I remember you telling me on MSN that you like big games (no one copy that for their own amusement or I will hunt you down and kill you like the vermin you are.) Anyway you might wanna buy the mordheim warband, you'll have a general and a captain, if you have any flaggies you'll have a GREAT looking prophet of doom and you could also start a mordheim warband.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on December 03, 2007, 10:08:05 AM
Let's get it right guys .....................  :icon_rolleyes:

It's rufus  and Rufas

See .............. capitalisation is important
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 03, 2007, 11:27:58 PM
News headline - High Inquisitor Wyzer1 meets his only weakness: Torrents Of Water
NOTE: Pacific Northwest America
So... This morning I left my place... Not too bad. Little water here and there

4 hours later i get a call. The whole place flooded, my apartment had 4 inches of water in it

 :icon_cry:

I have a feeling Midaski had something to do with it...  :-P His abuse of the Moderator powers have extended into real-life !!  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on December 04, 2007, 12:11:44 AM
4 hours later i get a call. The whole place flooded, my apartment had 4 inches of water in it

damn that sucks, I like rain but not that mcuh rain. How many days has it rained in a row up there?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 04, 2007, 04:30:43 AM
If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:

You may not, but they do.

And rufus will make you pay. Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable?  :evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on December 04, 2007, 05:52:39 AM
My sympathy is with you Wyzer1.

Too bad a twin tailed comet didn't hit your apartment...

Then you would be W-E's chosen?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on December 04, 2007, 06:12:55 AM
My sympathy is with you Wyzer1.

Too bad a twin tailed comet didn't hit your apartment...

Then you would be W-E's chosen?
well, I burnt my arm on my oven... And I just claim it looks like a twin-tailed comet

Although I am pretty sure you just said you wanted me killed...  :-P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on December 04, 2007, 06:23:23 AM
The basement used to flood at my house, I know how aggravating that can be.

I hope nothing was too badly damaged.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on December 04, 2007, 06:45:13 AM
If I get it wrong dont bother fixing it, I dont really care. :wink:
And rufus will make you pay. Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable?  :evil:

yeah, I would of edited and got rid of that remark but people keep on qouting it :dry: oh well. I don't think I ever used there names in any written sentence in this forum so it wont really matter.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Powder Monkey on December 04, 2007, 08:02:42 AM
Quote from: Warlord
Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable? 


 :Ohmy: Ohmy!!  :ph34r:

What exactly did Midaski do to McNurgle? I always thought him to be all nice and stuff, but... there is no McNurgle on this board... anymore?


 :eusa_sick:       ::heretic::


Your PM is afraid to summon Midaskis Wrath down unto himself
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 09:34:53 AM
Quote from: Warlord
Don't you remember what Midaski did to McNurgle? You think you are invulnerable? 


 :Ohmy: Ohmy!!  :ph34r:

What exactly did Midaski do to McNurgle? I always thought him to be all nice and stuff, but... there is no McNurgle on this board... anymore?


 :eusa_sick:       ::heretic::


Your PM is afraid to summon Midaskis Wrath down unto himself

Nothing happened!








 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 09:42:22 AM
Yea man, hope the minis are okay.  :-P


It must be the work of a heretic... ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Powder Monkey on December 04, 2007, 12:40:42 PM
Quote from: McKnight
Nothing happened!








  :engel:

Oh man, I can't believe I spent half an hour searching for this: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.300

You inquisition guys are unbelieveable...


says your PM
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 04, 2007, 02:30:08 PM
Although I am pretty sure you just said you wanted me killed...  :-P

Get in line right?

I love the inquisitorial slant on things.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 02:59:32 PM
See, everyone loves and misses you General!

I hope for all our sakes that you do in some of your spare time post on here. Likes others have said, we spot you on the "Who's Online" however you rarely poke your writing stick on the boards to contribute.

It doesn't take much to write the odd post... hell just look at some of the stuff those inquisitor types 'contribute'.

 :engel:

'ey!

We contribute a lot to the forums!... we just tend to change the subject  :-D

* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on December 04, 2007, 03:02:36 PM
* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....

Didn't take long...  :roll:

Here we go...  :ph34r:

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 03:03:56 PM
* notice that my earlier response actually was on topic....

Didn't take long...  :roll:

Here we go....

 :engel:
Our current recordholder is Wyzer1 who turned a topic off topic from the second reply in the topic  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on December 04, 2007, 03:20:05 PM
Funny thing is ... i was actually getting sick... just when i became infected with nurgle's rot. But My faith in Sigmar cured me.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 18, 2008, 09:36:22 PM
I demand an investigation og the US Elections thread. It goes against the "No politics discussion" in the COunt's tavern. And as the Count's Tavern's unofficial mods we should do something about it.

We must also keep an eye out for the wise posters there. We all know that the daemons of chaos take control of those smart and in power. So watch out.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on January 18, 2008, 09:40:23 PM
No politics has clearly being ignored by me.  I started the US elections thread  :)

However I have been cleansed by fire and I am still alive and posting :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rosencrantz on January 18, 2008, 10:00:07 PM
I hadn't realised I had been sentanced to target practice ... I was in the church of Sigmar at the time, considering how I might sell yet more of my possessions to fund His holy works.

Chaos is bad. Why so bad I don't even know what it is. What is Chaos?

Rosencrantz  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on January 18, 2008, 10:33:34 PM
It is at this point I feel we should burn Rosencrantz as he is plainly posting here despite the fact both he and Guildenstern are, in fact, dead!

Also the topic is on the US elections which plainly have nothing to do with politics in any way a reasonable society would recognise it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 18, 2008, 10:37:57 PM
Also the topic is on the US elections which plainly have nothing to do with politics in any way a reasonable society would recognise it.
Excellent point Herr Veldemere. I withdraw my accusations.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on January 20, 2008, 03:21:02 AM
I didn't know Rosencrantz was dead...  I didn't even know he was here because he lacks an avatar...

Is that what happens when you are burned?  You lose your avatar?

That could be a new punishment.

It would be cool.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Calvin on January 20, 2008, 04:38:03 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead!  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on January 20, 2008, 11:33:01 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead!  :ph34r:

Great movie on that one.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rosencrantz on January 20, 2008, 12:21:30 PM
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.

Rosencrantz  :mellow: (Not sure what happened to Guildenstern)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on January 21, 2008, 02:18:29 AM
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.

Find an avatar of your wooden leg   :biggriin:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on January 21, 2008, 05:09:42 PM
I was under the impression that I'd been sentanced to target practice for the Volley Gun crews. Admittedly I've lost a leg for it, for which i now have a rather neat wooden replacement that doubles up as a warhammer ... oh, and I have never had an avatar.

Find an avatar of your wooden leg   :biggriin:

Phil

OH, HERE WE GO!!!  :mrgreen:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on January 21, 2008, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Shadowwolf's Campaign rules date=1200831690

Character Injury chart
2   Severe Injury.The controlling player may choos to lose a arm (-2 WS, no two hand weapons or shields) or a leg (movement halved)
3   Battered! Character suffers a permanent -1 toughness
4   Head Wounds! Character now suffers from stupidity
5   Loss of an eye! -2 to Ballistic Skill
6-8   Beaten Down! Character will be at half attacks for the next two campaign turns and is then fully recovered.
9   Old War Wound. -2 to the characters Initiative
10   Leg injury. -1 to Movement characteristic
11   Lost Hand. (replace with a hook!) The character may not carry a Great Weapon, but may still carry a shield
12   Impressive scars! The hero now causes Fear

Check out number 10. Time to get a warhorse, Rosencrantz  :Ohmy:

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dihenydd on January 21, 2008, 06:07:09 PM
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 21, 2008, 07:47:15 PM
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!
But they would all be heretics, and could not be trusted
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 25, 2008, 10:03:29 PM
Reading the topic on why Empire soldiers always get beaten up and the mention of Warhammer online or Warhammer Age of Reckoning.

Maybe we of the inquisition or maybe the whole W-E should gang up and make our inquisition in the game as well!

We dont all need to be witch hunters of course!


Wanna join?  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on January 27, 2008, 09:44:08 PM
Reading the topic on why Empire soldiers always get beaten up and the mention of Warhammer online or Warhammer Age of Reckoning.

Maybe we of the inquisition or maybe the whole W-E should gang up and make our inquisition in the game as well!

We dont all need to be witch hunters of course!


Wanna join?  :-D

Well, I can't I'm not playing any of the MMORPGs as they ripp you off HARD (no offence to any MMORPG gamers here)


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on January 27, 2008, 10:15:24 PM
I play WoW on a private server...

*got his undead warlock to 70 today*

I think you want to burn me now... :blush:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on January 27, 2008, 10:52:46 PM
Hmmm possibly a general model for an inquisition themed army?

http://www.heresyminiatures.com/hh016.htm (http://www.heresyminiatures.com/hh016.htm)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on January 28, 2008, 02:07:16 AM
Was that add for the MMORP game or a sequel to the RTS game?  I thought that was what it was for.

I cannot play with you for I have a wife and dial up connection.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 28, 2008, 03:32:21 PM
the add was for the RTS MArk of chaos, but the discussion went over to Age of reckoning

Lol that Van Halfling is awesome!

Edit: Philly... why dont you just upgrade? or are you trying to be the last known human being to have a 56k dial up?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dihenydd on January 28, 2008, 06:43:17 PM
My friends dog eat his Dwarven lord on a shield... its made of pewter.  What the hell is wrong with animals?

My mounted Archaon... fully painted... fell to the floor after my cat spotted it sitting a little too close to the edge of the table.

Likewise my mounted Lord of khorne on a juggernaut met the same fate.  Maybe she is telling me something....

Phil

I'm sorry, did you say Khorne??!!??!  This is seeming might-suspicious-like even for the ranks of the Revival....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on January 28, 2008, 06:56:44 PM
Edit: Philly... why dont you just upgrade? or are you trying to be the last known human being to have a 56k dial up?

I live in the woods.... there is nothing else.

Every year they cl;aim that Highspeed will be making its way into rural Maine, but then they claim it is simply too expensive.

It is infuriating.  This is the main reason I am not often seen on the Brush and Palette.  Takes too long to load :(

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on January 28, 2008, 07:12:57 PM
Satellite isn't available I assume?

My family recieved the same promises/dissapointment for years, until a week ago when they got FIOS installed  :x

About a year after I moved out too...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on January 28, 2008, 07:48:06 PM
My friends dog eat his Dwarven lord on a shield... its made of pewter.  What the hell is wrong with animals?

My mounted Archaon... fully painted... fell to the floor after my cat spotted it sitting a little too close to the edge of the table.

Likewise my mounted Lord of khorne on a juggernaut met the same fate.  Maybe she is telling me something....

Phil

I'm sorry, did you say Khorne??!!??!  This is seeming might-suspicious-like even for the ranks of the Revival....

Dude... his avatar? (minus the beard) ... might seem heretical enough for me.. But since he brought the beards i think he should spared...

(though the inquisition shows no mercy)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dihenydd on January 29, 2008, 02:47:10 PM
If we intentionally perform some #12 we would have a great set of guards!
But they would all be heretics, and could not be trusted

Ah but McKnight, I trust no one now so this isn't a problem.

Besides, if they survive the "Revival" training process, (some do!!!) it won't be a problem.  And then we get some truly impressive guards to stand behind us with the ability to Glare Menancingly.  You just can't get enough of that in my book
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 07, 2008, 08:30:57 PM
I finally got my set of Stake and gallows from the Fenryll company!
(see the former pages for pics)
Ill get them painted as fast as i can!

Also soon, very soon you will see what the leaders of the inquisition have been working on!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on February 08, 2008, 01:55:42 PM
Wow, this seems to be slowly dieing out, 9 days between the last two posts.

Heres some pics I found whilst looking on the net:

http://www.pbase.com/victoria_lamb/estalian_inquisition (http://www.pbase.com/victoria_lamb/estalian_inquisition)

The Estalian Inquisition!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 08, 2008, 02:21:31 PM
Damn thats some nice models!

I especially like this one :mrgreen::

(http://i.pbase.com/u9/victoria_lamb/upload/7185781.inquisitors.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Sigmork on February 08, 2008, 02:48:53 PM
My favorite are:

The one on the left
(http://k43.pbase.com/u9/victoria_lamb/upload/7185782.capt.halfling.jpg)

The Mona Lisa and the one on the right:
(http://k41.pbase.com/u9/victoria_lamb/upload/7185776.heros.jpg)

Also the way the unipose spearmen and handgunners have been made to look amazing by simple head changes
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 08, 2008, 03:02:09 PM
Damn, damn, damn! This guy is a fanatic! A genious fanatic! Painting the Gioconda on a mini! That's too much for me... :eusa_wall: :Ohmy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on February 08, 2008, 05:50:08 PM
Quite old - I think we had links to these on the old site gallery - which Calvin is fairly close to restoring I believe.

She is quite a painter!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 08, 2008, 09:07:04 PM
Now back to buisness.

It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on February 09, 2008, 01:06:20 AM
Now back to business.

It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal :happy:

Well it looks like something happend when I was away,

Also, High Inquisitor McKnight what are your recommendations?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on February 09, 2008, 01:17:24 AM
Well it looks like something happend when I was away,

Also, High Inquisitor McKnight what are your recommendations?

I say we let them go!

Phil

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 09, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
Now back to business.

It looks like Franz Sigmar's thread has flushed out the heretics on the site.

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20266.0)
I think immediate action should be taken... And Franz should be given a medal :happy:

Well it looks like something happend when I was away,

Also, Big Shit McKnight what are your recommendations?
that's better
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 09, 2008, 12:43:56 PM
A quote from Qui-gon to Mr. Obi "Be polite, my padawan!"  :dry: :biggriin:
Back to the topic, the ones who know so much on the Chaos are good spies. Let them live until they do not show their armies of the unholy gods. So let's close our eyes on this heresy :closed-eyes:
And give a medal to Sharkbelly for this:
As for the 40K models, I recently moved from an area where I played with a great group of WFB players. Where I am now, there is pretty much only 40K players. Ergo, the black legion army. However, once I infiltrate the group I hope to get them started on real warhammer... Shh!


He's our man, guys!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 09, 2008, 12:46:56 PM
good point on sharkbelly. But I just used Wyzer's acrostichon:
Boss
In
General of the
Sigmarite
Holy
Inquisitorial
Taberacle of
Solace
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 09, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
That's true... :blush:
And Hochland Hero should be named:
Private Explorer Near the Inquisitorial Service for his unit filler conversion... only an idea.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 10, 2008, 11:36:07 AM
Obi... there is a general rule in the inquisition. We don't do abbreviations...

Hmm I Don't think they can be trusted, so perhaps making them spies would only give them more information to share with their false gods.
They have sold their soul and prober cleansing should be burned.


UPDaTE:

Crimsonsphinx must be trialed!
This is not particually specific.  Life in the Empire for a working class peasant is a lot better than one in Bretonia.

Also, most chaos warriors are actually humans.  They are double hardcore. 

Convert to chaos, embrace ws5, s4 and t4!
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20294.msg242857#msg242857

I suggest him being burned immediately for dealing chaos and recruiting for chaos.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 10, 2008, 06:14:05 PM
Actually, if I remember well, he was already burnt for his avatar... Burning someone twice, that's a bad thing.
I HAVE AN IDEA: Stuff him into water!
"...The High Inquisitors McKnight and Wyzer heard the voices of the crowd. They all shouted: "To water with Crimson! To water with Crimson". Wyzer stood up, went to the window, and said:
"What the imperial folk wants, the imperial folk gets. Bring the heretic to the Reik!"  The cries of joy of the public and the cries of hurt of the heretic filled the air.
McKnight looked at Wyzer and said:
"The next time don't put a heretic in our holy river, gotcha?" :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 10, 2008, 06:53:50 PM
Well... you may have a point. Burning him the last time didn't help much.
Trial by water seems like a good choice. .. start heating up the cauldron!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 11, 2008, 07:21:29 AM
and I already burned him in the thread. But indeed, let's drown him!
(http://scrink.com/blog/tvmov/uploaded_images/cauldron-clipart-714443.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 13, 2008, 09:44:41 AM
THe Inquisition won....  :happy:

We shall have ballads written about this glorious victory in the bloody war against heretics!

Now go back to your underground culture until we fetch one of you at the time and cleanse the lands!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 13, 2008, 02:59:53 PM
The power of the gods of chaos will win in the end. Your pitiful pretender god and your puppet emperor will stand for a time, but all things end in Chaos. All men eventually bow to the Dark Gods.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 13, 2008, 03:18:36 PM
"I hear the White father keeps on speaking with a cloven tounge! Through centuries your minións have harrassed tortured and murdered my people, the true children of the land. In the end, you are forcing us to side with our erstwhile enemies, the beasts and the cultists, for you too only saw us as enemies, even when we only stayed in our forests!"

"Kin after kin have been whiped out! For the constant fight we have waged against the Beasts of Chaos your only thanks are to burn our forests and murderer our children! Is that the gratitude for having invisibly protected your sleeping villagers from the beasts of the woods?"

"You manlings will have much to regret for your blind arrogance. People who cannot separate friend from foe, innocent from villain. No, kill them all! Well, one day you may only have your own to kill and murder, I guess it will hardly stop you!"

"We merely asked to be left in peace, instead you push your settlers closer and closer. Do you not understand that where settlement seems safer, it also means my people, the elves of the forest, keeps the woods safe? But when we are gone, the beasts will come. Mark my words!"

"But since all you offer the elves of the forest is war, fire and murder, we have no other option but to defend ourself and the land that was granted to us by our gods, to keep free from the taint of chaos. You white fools! One day you will learn that money cannot feed you or buy away the beasts and warriors of chaos!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 13, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
get out of Bretonnia. NOW! find your own land. Go back to your stinking isle which you so cleverly stole from J.R.R. Tolkien. And thanks for adding me to the torch guys. :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on February 13, 2008, 04:19:22 PM
This is our land, you are the intruders. We are are the indigenous population and you are nothing but brutal colonizers! You may win, but history will remember our gallant stand against the greedy, landhungry, goldhungry and cowardly humans!

And my people live in the Great forest. The affairs of the court of Loren is not mine to decide, as yours are not to decide the affairs of king Leoncour!

Asrais = Native Americans, Aboriginies etc... Empire = Greedy, soody European colonists and later USA.

Well, who gets the symphaty! :icon_mrgreen:

Since my argument and attempt to teach you about the true nature about the threat of Chaos and all my people have done for you have fallen to dead ears, why should we keep aiding you?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 13, 2008, 04:27:45 PM
My hunters of Sigmar will fell those foul beasts. And as the brother of the Duke of Brionne, I have a right to interfere with Bretonnia business.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on February 13, 2008, 07:52:45 PM
An invitation to all Inquisitors:  My altar alter ego, Ironmonger, has just reached the vaunted level of Lord (900 posts) over at the Brewery.  Having purloined 50,000 kegs of Bugman's Brew since the beginning of the month there is plenty of beer for a party.  All of the gang from Madame Rosalita's is there, so stop on by for free beer.  :::cheers:::

http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20949&st=0#entry224667 (http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20949&st=0#entry224667)

Go ahead and register if you have to.  It's the next closest thing to W-E.com out there.

Any who don't show up get  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Veldemere on February 13, 2008, 10:23:05 PM
only 900, your alter ego is nowhere near as active as your good self (or maybe far more active therefore less time to post)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 08:29:13 PM
Good (?) Gentlemen (?) of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace!!!

I come to you with grave news!!! Heresy!!! Heresy at the Source!!! Do you Brave Inquisitors have the fortitude of Heart and Mind to face what may well be the Source of all heresy?

I implore you to travel to this link: http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13 (http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13)

Tell me you do not see the Vile Slander! Tell me you do not see the Corruption! And that too on the Most Holy Symbol of Sigmar!!!

Arise Inquisitors!!! Arise!!!  ::heretic::  ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Now to sit back and watch the fun....  :engel:


EDIT: The spelling of "Sigmar" has been restored to it's true form now that it has most nobly served its purpose in showing the B.I.G.S.H.I.T. the heresy inherent in the system.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 08:56:27 PM
To Nottingham ! Get the torches !

We will slay whoever is responsible for this most foul of deeds !

Burn the Witch !


Let's see how many flame letters we can get people to send...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:01:18 PM
 :happy: Oh good, a response!

Did you actually spot the Heresy? Or are you just jumping on the bandwagon? (Although considering that you're only the first person to respond you ARE the bandwagon.)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on February 14, 2008, 09:05:35 PM
Just wait and see if Wyzer1 spots it ..........................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on February 14, 2008, 09:07:20 PM
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
i have seen it... the heresy!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 09:10:01 PM
Band wagon filling up...

Even Midaski brought a torch   :biggriin:

Great to see that our lord chancellor joined us  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 14, 2008, 09:16:30 PM
Note to w-e members

Posting in White doesn't confuse tech people, especially if you post white on blue (warhammerlord_soth)  :wink: And I refuse to go on some crusade for the amusement of a shark...

I do it for my own self satisfaction  :-D

Truly a vile deed indeed.... I never check the UK sight... But I guess this means we must torch England  :roll:  (and Midaskis plan backfires...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 14, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
OH no they didnt! :ph34r:


*Ducks under a table in fear of what wyzer will do when he spots it.*


First i thought you were talking about the model and i thought: "Thats not new"... then i thought it could be the something in the text because you Spelled Sigmar wrong, Perambulator (you will have to pay a fine for that btw).

And then i saw it!...  HERESY!!!! ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:35:42 PM
First i thought you were talking about the model and i thought: "Thats not new"... then i thought it could be the something in the text because you Spelled Sigmar wrong, Perambulator (you will have to pay a fine for that btw).

That wasn't a spelling error, that was a hint for the Forces of Righteousness! Now that it has served it's purpose I'll just go back and restore it to its true form...done.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:36:58 PM
And I refuse to go on some crusade for the amusement of a shark...

 :happy: Can you blame me for taking pleasure in seeing wrongs righted?  :engel:

EDIT: Oh, and I actually did check to see which color my post would be before I posted the white text!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 09:39:11 PM
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on February 14, 2008, 09:41:20 PM
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?

I have no idea what you are talking about...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on February 14, 2008, 09:44:13 PM
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?

I have no idea what you are talking about...  :engel:

Exactly !
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on February 15, 2008, 04:01:39 AM
Well they got the spelling correct once.  50% is about what we expect from GW.  Still, this only one sin out of so so many that deserve burning.

Rather than taking our justifiable rage out on the entire British Isles, however much they may deserve it*, I say that we should be content with burning Tom Kirby.  I'll bring the marshmallows.   :smile2:

*Sorry Midaski! Guilt by association.  :closed-eyes:

Never underestimate the power of white text.  I snagged 50,000 kegs of Bugmans from Lord Firmshaft that way.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 07:20:17 AM
Somehow I can't open the page. My best guess is you wanted to sit back and watch the fun, you racist bastard. But I can't be sure.... What did the GW guys do now?
-EDIT- I figure it's about war altar
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on February 15, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
Wow the model sucks AND the spelling is all wrong.  Thats just sad.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 03:04:59 PM
That's too much for me. Even the creators are heretic. Just... sad. :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
yup, we're all gonna die now. Even though I'm an inquisitor, I won't burn down my LGS as they don't have the model. Besides, we have Philly to RIP LGSs
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 15, 2008, 03:18:40 PM
I think the real heresy here is in expecting GW to do anything right. Did you read this month's White Dwarf? In the battle report it's the new VC vs Empire. There's a War Altar in the Empire army and apparently he was casting Cleansing Flame with it. I don't know what the hell Cleansing Flame is. There's a Cleansing FlaRe, but I've never seen a Cleansing FlaMe.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 03:36:07 PM
Not read it. Did we (the Empire) win? :icon_rolleyes:
I think those guys at WD and stuff should be sent to primary school not to be burnt. At least, they must be able to write, if they can't take correct photos.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 15, 2008, 03:41:07 PM
It was a preview for Vampire Counts. Guess who won.

Actually the Arch Lector on the war altar (Who was equipped only with Heavy Armor, a Great Weapon, and the Silver Horn) killed a Vampire Lord, who was scouting (why?) when he charged him. I don't think it was the General though, as it was a 3k battle.

Honestly, I don't know who won. I didn't read the report, I just skimmed it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 03:43:24 PM
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 03:48:30 PM
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
Sigmar! Master chose me! "happy-dance"
Ok, master. I'm preparing to my electoral campaign to get the job.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 15, 2008, 04:18:34 PM
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
Sigmar! Master chose me! "happy-dance"
Ok, master. I'm preparing to my electoral campaign to get the job.
New Inquisitorial Job:

Figure out what a happy dance is and link to it. Whoever finds the best one ... gets ... uh ... a cookie  :-D (but you have to buy and pay for it yourself)

and Alexander de Wissont  is now on the roster  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on February 15, 2008, 04:23:05 PM
Wyzer1, thanks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on February 15, 2008, 07:33:55 PM
I just hope that the Inquisition will make sure that any new appointments are aware that being an Inquisitor requires some professionalism.

Particularly new Inquisitors with short 'nicks' who seem to be trying to make posts with the fewest letters possible in them, and an avatar of a great British actor who would be turning in his grave at the quality of spelling and use of 'typing shorthand' associated with his picture.................

One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 15, 2008, 07:43:50 PM
I just hope that the Inquisition will make sure that any new appointments are aware that being an Inquisitor requires some professionalism.

Particularly new Inquisitors with short 'nicks' who seem to be trying to make posts with the fewest letters possible in them, and an avatar of a great British actor who would be turning in his grave at the quality of spelling and use of 'typing shorthand' associated with his picture.................

One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too.

 :engel:

Who are you talking about? Our inquisitors all work hard on scouting the forums for heresy (you of all people witnessed that, Midaski) so sometimes they dont have the time needed to post long messages like some other people  :closed-eyes:

Damn Wyzer, you changed your avatar... why?.. WHY? now i wont reckonise your posts anymore.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 15, 2008, 07:46:06 PM
"One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too."

uh... hmm,  I must have missed this....

 :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 07:58:31 PM
I think that was about the OHC. But come on grandpa, what's wrong with my spelling.
                    I'll burn myself a couple of times ^^  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
And yes, I did it on purpose.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hochland Hero on February 15, 2008, 08:30:13 PM
im probably the least hardworking i spend most of my time chillen with the sisters of sigmar  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on February 15, 2008, 08:34:25 PM
I don't quite get that.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Cannonofdoom on February 15, 2008, 08:50:19 PM
I don't quite get that.

A clear example of the ineptitude rampant within the Inquisition.

I move it be disolved, and all it's assets and land be evenly distributed to me.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 15, 2008, 09:43:29 PM
I don't quite get that.

A clear example of the ineptitude rampant within the Inquisition.

I move it be disolved, and all it's assets and land be evenly distributed to me.
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire! TOgether with burning witches and all that.

Hochland Hero. I will investigate this matter of your contribution to the inquisition's work. I would have to interogate each sister personally. Return to your lodgings.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on February 15, 2008, 09:50:47 PM
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire!

 :? Since when?

Did I miss that memo?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on February 15, 2008, 09:52:54 PM
Yes perhaps... it must have been shredded along everything else in the Midaski case i think it was.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on March 03, 2008, 06:43:52 PM
Though I'm not a member of the Inquisition... I can NOT let Obi's heresy go unpunished...

If it pleases the court, please view exhibit A: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20207.msg250197#msg250197 (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20207.msg250197#msg250197)

Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer, but he calls beer LAME in this post!

This is very serious crime, and I hope that the Inquisition will bring it's full, and impotent might to bear on this!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 03, 2008, 07:33:06 PM
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...


Now, that's the third reference to me today! I have nothing to do with this! Why drag a reference to me into it?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 07:36:32 PM
I think we are getting a little off-topic here, dont you think?  :roll:

This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Mace versus Squishy Inquisitors isn't much of a battle (as McNurgle found out), but Mace versus Mace? Surely this will lead to the Zombie Apocalypse everyone is looking forward to?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on March 03, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...


Now, that's the third reference to me today! I have nothing to do with this! Why drag a reference to me into it?  :unsure:


You should feel flattered P-Man... I could have referenced a Septapus, or an eccentric wizard, or a certain quotable member, or even a bunch of bearded bananas.... but no, I picked you.

Also, I wanted it to sound like court room rhetoric, so I figured that would help.

I'd also like to take my accolades now for single handedly driving the Inquisition OT while trying to say something on topic.  :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 03, 2008, 08:40:03 PM
Ok, since this is the magical realm of Spamalot (:wink:) and I shant get into too much trouble for taking things off topic...

QQ3:  I love your sig.  That's one of the best lines ever, and definitely the highlight of that movie.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 03, 2008, 08:44:09 PM
From what movie is it. And wis, why do you deserve a fate of burning? Surely you must know...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 03, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
You see... some people around here do have really long sticks

Haven't you seen our codpieces?  :roll:
You see... i usually look peoples eyes, not their codpieces. Still having bad dreams about Powder Monkeys rant about imperial sized codpieces.


QQ3:  I love your sig.  That's one of the best lines ever, and definitely the highlight of that movie.
Thank you. I think so too.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 03, 2008, 08:54:39 PM
Thank you. I think so too.
Great. Now can you answer my question?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 03, 2008, 08:56:00 PM
From what movie is it.

It's from a movie called 'They Live' with Roddy Piper, a former wrestler from WWE/WWF.

Here's the clip on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso)

And wis, why do you deserve a fate of burning? Surely you must know...

Well, I plead the 5th.* :happy:

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_Fifth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_Fifth)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Otaku on March 03, 2008, 09:51:30 PM
poor dendo, He has been the butt of many a joke since before I joined up. What did he ever do to deserve it?

I agree that any lurkers should join in the conversions. We would be happy to have you and your opinions. WE NEED NEW BLOOD
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 03, 2008, 10:25:43 PM
WE NEED NEW BLOOD

 :Ohmy: Well, not literally! We aren't Vampire Counts or anything - that's another forum. But new opinions are always welcome!  :biggriin:

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 03, 2008, 10:37:14 PM
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Is it a war if there is only one side?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 03, 2008, 10:43:29 PM
That's usually called a massacre, rufus.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 03, 2008, 10:44:35 PM
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Is it a war if there is only one side?

ON NOES!!! This thread is slipping into Academic Masterbation! Run!!!

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 10:55:54 PM
This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Is it a war if there is only one side?

No  :icon_exclaim: The world is going to end.  :ph34r:

rufus has posted in the Inquisition thread .....................
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 03, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
Be quiet!

I'm trying to be pretentious.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 11:15:31 PM
Be quiet!

I'm trying to be pretentious.

Bloody Hell - next thing you'll develop a sense of humour ....................  :icon_wink:

Episode 5 - .............. tishh

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Shadowwolf on March 03, 2008, 11:15:40 PM

Anyhow, I better be off to train some 10 year old kiddos how to throw a javelin :)
yes...that sounds like a REAL good idea. Anyway, how on earth did you manage 200+ posts in like a week? Seriously! Demon!  ::heretic::

This acctually was the 1000th post in the inquisitorial topic...  :ph34r: You need to give it a rest.

Shadowwolf
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 11:17:12 PM

This actually was the 1000th post in the inquisitorial topic...  :ph34r: You need to give it a rest.


...... but of course it may not stay the 1000th post - give or take the odd merging .............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 11:18:11 PM
Now the mods have taken an interest in the Inquisition thread...

There goes the neighborhood  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 03, 2008, 11:20:37 PM
Things could get ugly.  What happened to the monochrome avatars for Rufus?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on March 03, 2008, 11:25:21 PM
Yeah.  The consolidation is better than 80% good.  We have excellent Mods here.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 03, 2008, 11:30:33 PM
The consolidation is better than 80% good

what?  :?

I didnt say it was bad, its just funny that they complain* about less topics but then always combine topics.

*complain is not a good word but I cant think of a better one.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 03, 2008, 11:32:13 PM
Yeah.  The consolidation is better than 80% good.  We have excellent Mods here.

Kiss ass.

We do have excellant mods though.  Very active.

Offroad: perhaps by complain you meant "insightfully comment" :D

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 03, 2008, 11:35:03 PM
Quote from: PhillyT link=topic=20797.msg250861#msg250861

Offroad: perhaps by complain you meant "insightfully comment" :D

hahaha, I'll take it!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on March 03, 2008, 11:35:57 PM
Well, I can see we're they're coming from with the consolidations on topics like the Inquisition, High Elves, and Vamps.  I don't think there's a better recourse for it.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 11:36:59 PM
3 posts in the Inquisition thread without locking it?

I like the new Rufus  :-D

Is this a new, "If you can't beat em, join em" philosophy?

And back to your lovely colourized avatar too  :happy:



Now if only you would capitalize your name and get a propper signature.... 5500+ posts and no signature....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 03, 2008, 11:40:24 PM
I remember the avatar, I just got used to the various sea animals and then lizard.  What was all that about?

And Wyzer... don't poke the bear...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 03, 2008, 11:40:54 PM

I'm going to rename the inquisition thread as 'all about rufus.'

LOL - Classic - absolute classic ................  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 03, 2008, 11:45:18 PM
And Wyzer... don't poke the bear...
Was the bear reference because he weilds the power of a bear or because he hibernates(posts) like a bear  :roll:


I'm going to rename the inquisition thread as 'all about rufus.'

LOL - Classic - absolute classic ................  :biggriin:
:wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Brionne on March 04, 2008, 01:18:33 AM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 04, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics  posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them?  I mean why are all of these new topics being posted.  Slow down I can't keep up with them all...

 :unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 04, 2008, 04:27:27 AM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: EskimoBob on March 04, 2008, 04:33:19 AM
Yea, like topics about too many topics!  Jeez, lets get rid of the trash!  :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 04, 2008, 05:08:23 AM
Finally Rufas has seen the light! You guys are posting too much! It's hard to keep up!

That said, Rufas deserves a good burning for playing boths ides of the argument!  ::heretic:: Who's got the marsmallows? Oh he does? Great! Hi burning corpse won't smell so bad then...  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 04, 2008, 05:51:50 AM
dude, I'm so confused now.... :?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Lord Equaton on March 04, 2008, 06:47:33 AM
Yeah, there are too many new topics. It would take a lifetime to get through them all.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Soju on March 04, 2008, 10:28:22 AM
I've noticed far more people (in variety) posting lots of new things.

Some of them are daft... I won't say which ones, since I think that's entirely my own opinion.

I don't mind it though... I don't think it's as crazy as Warseer where sometimes threads are updated so much at the same time, you simply miss some of them...

sj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 04, 2008, 10:49:01 AM
Hmmm im just glad im not a mod and has to keep control of everything and merge/split topics that are the same.

Stop complaining Rufas... :dry: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 04, 2008, 11:43:31 AM
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics  posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them?  I mean why are all of these new topics being posted.  Slow down I can't keep up with them all...

 :unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.

 :engel:

Lawyers...   :icon_evil:

Grumble, grumble...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Captain Tineal on March 04, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
Hey guys, what's going on?  I heard there was pizza.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 04, 2008, 02:50:22 PM
Has anyone noticed that there are so many new topics  posted on the forums that it is hard to keep up with them?  I mean why are all of these new topics being posted.  Slow down I can't keep up with them all...

 :unsure: Rufas sees the mob forming and quickly exits stage left.

 :engel:

Lawyers...   :icon_evil:

Grumble, grumble...

Phil


Well, I did offer to burn him....  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 04, 2008, 03:40:24 PM
I agree with McKnight, it'd be alot of work. Although I think I'd like to do it. It's not like I don't spend enough time online to do it.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 04, 2008, 05:36:31 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 04, 2008, 05:41:15 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name

As everybody here knows, that's exactly why Rufas is posting this.... :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 04, 2008, 05:47:02 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm)  :-P

 :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 04, 2008, 07:12:03 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm)  :-P

 :wink:

Damn wiki, I used to put spam on it and they would block me for 24h and then do it again

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 06, 2008, 12:29:27 PM
So, on the current topic:
who is this guy rufus?
He's the guy with so little originality that he stole my name and misspelled it to boot.  :engel:
I don't think so. He joined two years before you did. You misspelled his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm)  :-P

 :wink:

Quote from: Wikipedia link= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
Sarcasm can be difficult to grasp in written form.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 06, 2008, 05:05:49 PM
Thats what smileys are for  :-P



The  :roll:,  :wink: and  :engel: smileyes help signify sarcasm


 :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 06, 2008, 10:18:08 PM
what?



 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 07, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
:icon_rolleyes: isn't sarcasm
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 07, 2008, 05:39:58 PM
Now that's turning to a sarcastic topic... :icon_rolleyes:
BTW, who likes House?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 07, 2008, 08:09:21 PM
The show?

Did rufus delete all his posts?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 07, 2008, 08:12:02 PM
okay let's move on from sarcasim and get back to our subject. BURNING HERETICS  ::heretic::. Sorry I'm bored  :icon_razz:

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 07, 2008, 08:47:13 PM
Omg, rufus is *gasp* a sneaky bastard. :ph34r: By the way, should deleting your own posts be considered as a heresy?

Anyway, have a drink on me. I'm feeling very generous tonight.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 08, 2008, 01:49:29 AM
Well, well, well, pages of frivolous posts containing little more than smileys and little substance...

The Inquisition thread is like the tide, it always comes back in a predictable fashion...   :dry:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 08, 2008, 03:12:26 AM
Well, well, well, pages of frivolous posts containing little more than smileys and little substance...

The Inquisition thread is like the tide, it always comes back in a predictable fashion...   :dry:

Phil
and yet you all keep coming back  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 08, 2008, 09:48:03 AM
I've got an idea for a new game...

Street Fighter vs The Inquisition  :mrgreen: we can make it, any game designers here?



Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 10:24:10 AM
Equall for all is BS. Communism doesn't work, it's clear by now.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 08, 2008, 10:34:17 AM
I pretty much stay in the safety of the Counts Tavern at the moment.  Electors tends to have all the newer players post on it about topics I just posted on the week before and unless it is something I feel particually strongly about I tend to not post on it.

The painting forum is a very strange place.  Lots of people I do not know, with formidable post counts!  My painting is not really good enough to post on there :)

Counts is great because I can talk about all kinds of warhammer and real life issues with people :)  Its good to talk, to steal a well known phrase in the UK :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 08, 2008, 11:35:37 AM
Mathi, isn't that a Man O War song?  Was it something else before then?

Obi: Capitalism only works in a limited fashion and only then it you affix a set number of parameters to it.

Communism had its strengths.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 11:37:05 AM
Well, you definitely needed to talk about RL issues.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 11:45:27 AM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 08, 2008, 11:45:43 AM
Crimson I am totally with you on the Brush and Palette.  Those guys are a strange lot.  And the Elector forum is a little bit newby but from noobs come venterans so I try and chip in when I can... for whatever its worth.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 11:52:48 AM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 08, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Advice on real life issues from people who do not have any personal gain from giving advice is much better and reliable than asking friends who you see every day. 

I like the counts, there is normally something interesting and wacky going on, like this topic!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 01:02:45 PM
Very accurate. Belgian schools aren't as bad as I thought, looking at all the lame jokes. which you have about Dutch people
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 01:23:25 PM
Very accurate. Belgian schools aren't as bad as I thought, looking at all the lame jokes. which you have about Dutch people

They weren't in my school days.... 'bout 20years ago...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 08, 2008, 04:10:58 PM
Well, they can't have been as bas as I thought back then, as I wasn't born at that time.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 08, 2008, 06:40:07 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on March 08, 2008, 06:50:18 PM
I struggle with the Electors Forum because well... I'm a forgetful chap and helping people with rules is probably something I should leave to people with brains. Here in hte tavern, it seems the less brains the better. In the B&P I like to just oggle what people have done but I don't offer anything much more insightful than wow that's nice. So in conclusion, this is the only place where my knowledge and skill (or lack thereof) is suited.  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 08, 2008, 06:52:10 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel

I've got a balls of steel
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 06:55:04 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel

I've got a ball of steel

So does a goblin fanatic....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 08, 2008, 06:59:30 PM
Well, I agree. Stalin was definitely strong.

Strong as steel, some would say...

I'm as hard as steel

I've got a ball of steel

So does a goblin fanatic....
But does a fanatic have a two of them?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 08, 2008, 07:00:28 PM
It seems that every time I either post on the Electors forum or the Parade ground someone who knows more stuff then me contradicts me and then I cant back up my argument. So I try not to partake in any rules questions or army list help.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 08, 2008, 07:14:59 PM
Only the really dumb ones. They generally strangle themselves after the first revolution they make.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on March 08, 2008, 07:35:47 PM
This thread confuses me, that could be though that I have only read the first page and the 44th and 45th.

Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 08, 2008, 07:42:19 PM
Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).
That's because heretics have secretly infilitrated in to key positions inside the inquisition. (That's right, your beloved leaders worship chaos. Secretly of course, but still...)

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 08, 2008, 08:35:01 PM
This thread confuses me, that could be though that I have only read the first page and the 44th and 45th.

Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).



That's because its not so much a "thread" as a mindless collection of randomness and whatever the mods move over her because they consider it not worthy of polluting other real "threads" but amusing enough to not delete.

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Gneisenau on March 08, 2008, 08:47:34 PM
So, basically you're saying that the posts gathered in here are like a particularly funny shaped appendicitis?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 08, 2008, 09:09:31 PM
So, basically you're saying that the posts gathered in here are like a particularly funny shaped appendicitis?

Well, YOU said it, but I think its a fair analogy!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 09, 2008, 05:00:52 AM
Somehow in that time it has turned from burning heretics (I'm all for that! Minotaurs are not heretics right?) into codpieces and marshmallows (which should never be combined, especially during battle).
That's because heretics have secretly infilitrated in to key positions inside the inquisition. (That's right, your beloved leaders worship chaos. Secretly of course, but still...)
We do not worship Chaos....

Nurgle is just plain gross, who in their right mind would worship him?
Khorne is just too blunt, nothing to gain from worshipping him...
and Tzeentch has tentacles and other weird things, no worshipping him either

And they all will damn your soul for eternity....

So again, we dont worship chaos, we are just stricken with offtopicitus and are generally lazy
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 09, 2008, 10:28:18 AM
No no no no no. We burned all the heretic there are to burn. So we have nothing to do, so we use our Emperor's financing to roast marshmallows.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 09, 2008, 12:01:09 PM

We do not worship Chaos....

Nurgle is just plain gross, who in their right mind would worship him?
Khorne is just too blunt, nothing to gain from worshipping him...
and Tzeentch has tentacles and other weird things, no worshipping him either


Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 09, 2008, 12:03:57 PM
Indeed he did not...   :happy:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 10, 2008, 07:13:16 AM
The inquisition can be forgetful. When did Mathi start to like chaos? (link me)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 10, 2008, 02:04:55 PM

Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:

'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 10, 2008, 03:18:34 PM
'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
So, you know about it too... I thought we could keep it a secret.  :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 10, 2008, 05:05:03 PM
Slaanesh can be what you want, a sexy foxy elven lady if it suits your tastes more. Or a big busted Helga the Hammer might be a better bet to bring these secretly masochistic inquisitors to fall! See them Sisters of Sigmar, haughty inquisitors! Confess that you all have dreams of being chastised by the prioress at times. :icon_mrgreen:

And you got me wrong, poor Philly, even if I confess having a crack for Khrone now and then!
Violence and bloodshed, violence and bloodshed, violence and bloodsheedd!!!

Yes Philly, that is Manowar. Let´s now bend our knees and speak the warriors prayer!

Gods of war I call You. My sword is by my side.
I seek a life of honor, free from all false pride.
I will crack the whip with a bold mighty hail.
Cover me with death if I should ever fail.

Glory, Majesty, Unity
Hail, Hail, Hail

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 10, 2008, 05:38:52 PM

Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:

'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
I don't know.  I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres.  ::heretic::  I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 10, 2008, 06:53:09 PM
Heh heh heh. Good point. At Mathi: you can't worship chaos and choose a warsong like taht, so IMO you're cleared. Chaos doesn't have honour.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 11, 2008, 02:31:26 PM
]I don't know.  I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres.  ::heretic::  I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.

Fool.  You are giving them exactly what they want.  Indescribable, unbearable pain.  It's much crueler to give them a gentle massage with a mink glove while soft music plays in the background on the patio overlooking your private mountain top lake surrounded by cuddly bunnies hopping around the gard....

ER..

I meant burn them.  Yea, that's what I always do.  I promise.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 11, 2008, 03:49:40 PM
No, you are right. The more painful a slaaneshis death, them ore joy you give them! Burning them alive is out of the question! You either should find a way to kill them with absolute boredoom or just kill them swiftly without them even noticing. Doing that you rob them of their final greatest pleasure. The swifter and more suprising a death, the better!

And when they are truly dead, you burn them, but not before!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 11, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
Nothing to see here folks....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 11, 2008, 04:06:53 PM
Mathi,

Now you have done it. You have gone and scared our local slaneesh loving chaos lover.

It's Ok Crimson.  Flails-R-Us has a new shipment of Barbed Chain coming in this week.  I'll buy you a set.   :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 11, 2008, 04:12:18 PM
You know even dying has its own distinctive pleasure to it!  So I heard from some other slaanesh worhippers anyhow  :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 05:22:13 PM
Now you have done it. You have gone and scared our local slaneesh loving chaos lover.
I do not think Crimson was scared

Been kind of quiet around here lately, but I can assure you the Tabernacle is still growing limbs
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 05:28:21 PM
Edit : added quote for those that don't read white....
Been kind of quiet around here lately, but I can assure you the Tabernacle is still growing limbs


M'lord High Inquisitor,

What is that bulge in your pants ? One might think you are growing a third leg, if one didn't know you to be above suspicion of mutation.

I sincerely hope you have not been playing with Lord Midaski's Rod of Viagra....

However, should you want something removed...

Soth,

Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace Head of Executions and Dismemberments
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on March 11, 2008, 05:39:57 PM
And here we go again... Can't you guys talk about anything else besides, hmm, so called "third legs" and codpieces?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 11, 2008, 05:51:43 PM
Doth One need but to provide his body to the Inquisition to enter its hallowed ranks or doth thy wisheth to increase thy brotherhood by most profound and glorious invitation.


Thy = you and thou = your, right? Or is it the other way round.

Eitherway reading the last 2 pages of this thread has had me in stitches.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 05:53:01 PM

Eitherway reading the last 2 pages of this thread has had me in stitches.
We aim to please  :wink:

Try reading from the beginning  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 11, 2008, 05:56:54 PM
When I have a spare 3 hours between Watching Honey Wilder (you should all know who she is) and Dr.Phill I'll attempt it.

Considering I'm the only one who's going to be home tomorrow until Friday (6 person family and 3 are overseas and 2 on school camps...) I may be lonely enough to trawl through it all.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 05:58:03 PM
Considering I'm the only one who's going to be home tomorrow until Friday (6 person family and 3 are overseas and 2 on school camps...) I may be lonely enough to trawl through it all.
Not all of it is entertaining

Just the first post or 2
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 11, 2008, 07:00:26 PM
What have you done wyzer?  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
I'll arrange something with Soth... Maybe we'll take the catherine wheel out of the closet for you. I'll let you have the pleasure of pain..
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 07:15:03 PM
What have you done wyzer? 
Whatever could you mean?

I hired a new interior decorator...... what did he do?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 11, 2008, 07:16:19 PM
Well, maybe the tile and your avatar....
Yay I'm sigged! A new achievement!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 07:19:41 PM
M'Lord

You look a bit strange...

Your complexion is rather sickly...

( whisper to Obi: quick, let's tie him down)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 07:22:35 PM
Well, maybe the tile and your avatar....
Yay I'm sigged! A new achievement!
wow, if you think thats bad wait till you look at our homepage.... (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.0)

M'Lord

You look a bit strange...

Your complexion is rather sickly...

( whisper to Obi: quick, let's tie him down)
What? I Feel fine...

Thats what I get for hiring CrimsonSphinx to decorate huh?  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 11, 2008, 07:34:24 PM
I suppose you do...
I think we need McKnight for this, the other chief...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 07:47:05 PM
* Ties Wyzer1 down on the rack

Obi, bring out the pliers please...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 11, 2008, 07:51:33 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not Slaanesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No problem with orgies. :-)
Problem with drugs. :-(
Oh, and I fear the tatooing pin, so no mark.  :-(
Oh, and I tried BDSM sex and hated it. :engel:
1 good to 3 bad.
Sigmar won. :ph34r:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 11, 2008, 08:19:56 PM
Quote
M'lord High Inquisitor,

What is that bulge in your pants ? One might think you are growing a third leg, if one didn't know you to be above suspicion of mutation.

It's just an old sock stuffed with tissue paper - it's a well known fact that Inquisitors are all impotent and are venting their sexual frustrations by inflicting torture and pain on others.  :icon_wink:


Quote
Thy = you and thou = your, right? Or is it the other way round.

Yes it is ........ the other way round ............. as with most things inquisitorial ................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 08:45:49 PM
*purposely ignores Midaskis Post*

Oh come on you guys, I grow out an appendage and you guys jump ship?

Did anyone follow my little 'change of title'?  :roll:

Also, this has nothing to do with me signing up at Druchii.net and wanting to start a cult of slaanesh army

Nothing at all  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 09:09:19 PM
I am sorry Wyzer, this is for your own good...

Sigmar receive your soul.... let's hope it's not too tainted yet....

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


So, that leaves a position for high Inquisitor open...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Ha, ironically I suggested to Calvin to introduce that smiley  :closed-eyes:

Too bad my power has spread far beyond your measely flames.... its too late




*Plus I currently am the topic starter so  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 11, 2008, 09:24:17 PM
This... is heresy.

Truly HERESY!

And this outrageous acts performed by my most trusted W-E companion.
You perform blasphemous acts upon Sigmar's face!

Indeed the chaos powers are ruinous and seek on powerful souls to corrupt. Now Wyzer1, high lord inquisitor has been possesed by power hungry daemons and must be cleansed!

I see it is too late to make him realise his mistakes and only disposal of him is the correct way to let Sigmar sort him out.

I think there will only be one way to end this Wyzer. We, the Holy Sigmarite inquisition, must obbey Sigmar's will and stop you. Lay down your arms and surrender to the cleansing flame!

If not, we shall set the Inquisitional army after you. Thus it might result in a civil war but hey all who supports you and your false cause will be deemed heretics as well and shall also be cleansed!


*End of speech*

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 09:32:28 PM
I thought he took it rather well  :icon_lol:

Unforunately I command the Inquisitorial army McKnight

And with the small uprisings like the Heretic club and dedicated members like crimsonsphinx and PhillyT and the Inquisitors that will follow me, we shall see who has more followers....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 09:37:25 PM
A poll ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 09:40:22 PM
A poll ?
Ah, good idea

Unfortunately only mods can make polls

How about:

Support the Inquisitions decision to endorse Slaanesh
Wyzer should burn
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 11, 2008, 09:43:48 PM
My position in this is clear, I suppose ?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: wissenlander on March 11, 2008, 10:11:13 PM
Considering you started a campaign to burn me (on numerous occasions) I say burn the heretic!  Down with Wyzer, harumph, harumph, harumph!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 10:17:39 PM
Considering you started a campaign to burn me (on numerous occasions) I say burn the heretic!  Down with Wyzer, harumph, harumph, harumph!
lol

And torching Maselhof, attacking Wissenburg, consorting with Slaanesh and sleeping with the countess didn't do anything for you?  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on March 11, 2008, 10:23:47 PM
I stand beside Wyzer and all of his decisions.  Wyzer speaks the word of the Emperor and anyone that defies the Emperor is the true heretic, so I feel that it is my solemn duty, as some random Inquisitor, to propose that all that stand against us be burnt as heretics!   


Long Live The Emperor!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 11, 2008, 10:34:48 PM
I am shocked, shocked I say to find perversion going on here at the Inquisition!

M'lord, the girls are tied up in your chambers just the way you like.

Just a minute Pinkie, Uncle Rufas is engaged in some righteous indignation at the moment.  I mean, I mean... this betrayal on your part, Wyzer, is enough to make me side with Wissenlander and (gasp) De, Den, Dendo!   Now if you will excuse me, I have some important business to attend to in my chambers.   I expect for everything to be back to normal when I return.  Pinkie! Where's my favorite riding crop?

 :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Von Breden on March 11, 2008, 10:35:19 PM
*dances around and asks himself why everyone is kicking and burning Wyzer*


Nobody
Undresses for
Ruinous
Gods,
Light-forsaken
'Eretics!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 11, 2008, 10:38:25 PM
Good god

Does anyone not understand how a poll works?

You give reasons for or against, then pick a choice

I assume both were for due to ambiquity  :engel:

Support|Burn
---------------
    4        2



EDIT: Good man Doop  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 12, 2008, 12:30:26 AM
"Burn!  I hate raw marshmallows!"    ::heretic::

Just so there is no misunderstanding, with whom and what I do in my private chambers is private.  I will however, go so far as to say that my activities are completely wholesome and in no way tied to the Cult of Nurgle

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
well he does live in Oregon...

but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...

so....


BURN HIM!   ::heretic::

(should of picked Nurgle)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 12, 2008, 01:37:42 AM
If we burn Wyzer, can I have his eldest girl?  The one with the extra arm.  You can have the one with furry ears.

My kitchen maids aren't keeping up with the washing and an extra arm might get them over the top.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 12, 2008, 01:49:35 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...

Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

I must say I support the new Wyzer!  Sign me up as your head of Slaanesh Beastial Studies!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 03:04:25 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...
Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

It would be cool if they were not pink.

why oh why are they pink?!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 03:11:31 AM
but Slaanesh is my least favorite god...
Offroad!  Say it ain't so!

It would be cool if they were not pink.

why oh why are they pink?!

Everyone knows that Pink is a true mans colour!

It appears like usual that Good is outnumbered by Dark.

Thankfully we all know that Good will win. Why...because our god is a Warhammer version of Conan the Barbarian and Conan woops everyones butt. Daemons included.

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Dendo Star on March 12, 2008, 03:57:00 AM
Man...Slaanesh?  You had to pick the crappy Chaos god?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 05:49:40 AM
Man...Slaanesh?  You had to pick the crappy Chaos god?
As my avatar suggests there was a reason it was Slaanesh....

I didn't just willy-nilly pick a Chaos god out of thin air

*Puts on Lawyer Sounding Voice and prepares to enter convincing Speach-Mode*



My good men of the Empire, I think there is a good deal of misunderstanding here concerning my motives. For Slaanesh is a kind Chaos God, an accepting Chaos God. Some of his worshippers have given the lot a bad name due to excessive excesses, but we are not all bad! For even the most pios of Priests have certain amongst their ranks that give them a bad name

A mere day ago you all would have followed me to the ends of the Forum and back! (assuming you didn't have to actually do anything  :dry: ) Why should this suddenly change?

So, Slaanesh, along with providing insane slumber parties, also comes with 24/7 tech suppport, extended vacations/Appendages, and a life-time supply of onsite manflayer service.






Actual Boring Reasoning:
I was just having a bit of fun  :wink:  Plus I am looking at secondary armies to start, and honestly I do not like Chaos as a whole, but a Dark Elf 'Slaaneshy' army list looks like a ton of fun, also considering they are getting a new book soon, so I think I am going to start them as a secondary army when I get back from DC

Empire will always be Number 1 in my heart though, dont fear  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 06:05:23 AM
O yea I'm l  :icon_eek: ing...(see I'm staring)

...forward for the new DE book as well.

While I cannot join you in your insane slumber parties (this forum is dominated by those I don't wish to slumber with) I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.

If that 3 eyed countess happens to come along please PM me and I'll sell me soul then and there. However even tho she has 5 arms they're all for me so hands off.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 12, 2008, 06:15:04 AM
O yea I'm l :icon_eek:king...(see I'm staring)

What? 

I cant wait until the new Dark Elf book too. I do hope they redo the spearelves, if the don't then I don't even think I will play them.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 02:53:19 PM
Wyzer, you no longer command the inquisitorial army. The combined inquisitors have releived you of you duties. Trial by hammer II
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 04:06:20 PM
Whats all this hullabaloo about?







 :engel:

Page 46 and 47, dark pages in the Inquisitions history....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 12, 2008, 04:09:09 PM
Now now, backing away from your newfound god so soon....

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 04:11:17 PM
Yes! It worked!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 04:14:54 PM
Now now, backing away from your newfound god so soon....

Well, Ill let this go
Great stuff.

My wife has laid a curse upon you for providing the link though...

That's no matter, is it? She's no witch, I hope. Or else you would've burned, would you not?

And we'll call it even  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 12, 2008, 04:18:55 PM
Read my answer to Obi's post...

no calling it even yet...

I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 12, 2008, 04:33:13 PM
You see... even Obi is seconding MY promotion...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 04:45:03 PM
Damn ya.
I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 05:04:11 PM

You got to wonder about the power of the force when a Jedi Master needs to repeat himself...maybe worshipping Slaanesh makes you immune to mind games.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 12, 2008, 05:10:58 PM
I didn't repeat myself. Maybe switching from two cities makes you blind   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 12, 2008, 05:14:36 PM
no living in hong kong makes my eyes squint and then I can't see straight *ducks for cover!!! haha no just couldn't resisit the jibe. My best friends are chinese*

No you qouted Soth twice is what I was getting at.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 12, 2008, 06:24:35 PM
Read my answer to Obi's post...

no calling it even yet...

I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!

Here you go.  One Big Fat Promotion...

(http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d3/unsecured/media/823377504/823377504_876443152_9fb5f74ecf75872c196e9dd9893e958a1a4b1d06.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 12, 2008, 10:21:43 PM
What a strange twisted place this thread is... shouldn't it be locked again by this point?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:25:43 PM
What a strange twisted place this thread is... shouldn't it be locked again by this point?

Phil
Hey?!

Not cool

Why lock it? Only a handful of people browse this thread, and we enjoy it, so what harm is there in it?*



*Besides the gradual dropping of everyons IQ
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 12, 2008, 10:29:23 PM
Well I wasn't advocating a locking, I was just wondering why the mods have stopped their sadistic game...

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:30:33 PM
Because: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=who (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=who)

Now SHH!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 12, 2008, 10:40:49 PM
Hello, what is with this place? Have you all fallen?
Arrrhhh.... and this flirting with slaaneshis... Kill them as painlessly as possible, and the burn them! That is the way. But I better make a self-check like Wisscount just to make sure...

Orgies: Hell no, no way!
Dress in pink: No, not that one either. I do not do well in pink.
BDSM: Well, actually yes. Come on for Sigmars sake! You are supposed to be inquisitors! Tying up and whiping people is what we do all day!

Well 2 of 3, and the third is not exclusively slaaneshi, it is a common trait among righteous inquisitor, at least if you´re dominant.

But now we need to do something! Obi! We must act! The temple is falling apart around us as we speak! Corruption runs riot and you wanted to burn me earlier for bringing warning about this!

Now, hand me a badge and and I shall take my axe and go smithing the unholy in all its guises!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:43:37 PM
Thats the spirit  :roll:

Not all of us have fallen, but for some strange reason the other Inquisitors keep chasing me around with pitchforks

You must stop the heathans!  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 12, 2008, 10:46:45 PM
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 12, 2008, 10:54:15 PM
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Indeed that is the case, a sad day when the mighty Inquisitors fall. I cannot believe they tried to frame a High Inquisitor to look like a Slaanesh worshipper

Foolish, truly foolish  :engel:



And, on a lighter note

This post put me above Warlord in post count, I am finally on the top 10  :happy:

Drinks all around!  :::cheers:::  :::cheers::: (on Warlords tab  :-D )

EDIT: Wyzer hopes Warlord is either A.) in a good mood or B.) Doesn't actually read this thread
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 12, 2008, 11:11:48 PM
Nothing wrong with orgies or bdsm, but I don't personally dress in pink. 

I have enough pink in my house with all my pink models and pink dice!  Does that make me truely slaanesh?

Don't you answer a thing Wyzer!  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 13, 2008, 02:39:16 AM

I hate when you're downloading a movie and it stops at 99% downloaded and tells you there are no more sources or seeds to download from.

I'm listening to The Messenger from The Tea Party. Its a good song.

What wrong forum? oops.


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 13, 2008, 02:48:48 AM
Thats illegal.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 13, 2008, 03:04:55 AM
Thats illegal.
He didn't say what movie it was

It could have been a home-made porno or something, which is not illegal to download. Well.... it might not be

And thats what my guess was  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 13, 2008, 03:11:57 AM

Actually it wasn't a porno.

Offroad are you really going to turn me in? 'Sides its China I get DVDs of films that aren't even being advertised yet. You should all be praising me for not promoting THAT black market.

I was downloading the Fountain after seeing the trailor for it on tv. and I married an axe murderer
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 13, 2008, 07:20:15 AM
Well offroad, it isn't illegal. UPloading is illegal.

@ Mathi: I'd like to do that and admit I was wrong, but I do not have that authority. I'd turn myself to the knight.

@Wyzer: Well, you still can't beat my posts/day!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 13, 2008, 10:22:32 AM
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Indeed that is the case, a sad day when the mighty Inquisitors fall. I cannot believe they tried to frame a High Inquisitor to look like a Slaanesh worshipper

Foolish, truly foolish  :engel:

Ah, you feel into the trap like a ripe fruit or a heretic unconsiously craving the cleansing of the holy flame!  :icon_twisted:
Did you never learn the most important lessons of an inquisitor, Wyzer?
"Innosence proves nothing!"

I hereby find Wyzer guilty of heresy and treason toward the Empire! May Morr be merciful!   ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 13, 2008, 11:05:42 AM
A beastman rushes in from the hallway wrapped in a towel.

"Stay your axe viking!  Can you not see this man has given himself over to the great Slaanesh?  See how he has stapled lamb teats to his chest in some cruel mockery of feminine beauty?"

The beastman deficates in his hand, flings it at Obi, then flees while twisting his nipples.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 11:10:13 AM
Wyzer probably has some form of mutation.  If he has given himself over to slaanesh probably a 3rd or 4th nipple or some super long tongue :)

Im an expert on all things slaanesh, perhaps I should be the one to examine him?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 13, 2008, 11:20:40 AM
Oh you dirty bird!

*giggles like a school girl*

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 12:58:24 PM
I say put his body in a bonfire.   ::heretic::

If it goes up in a pink flame, you know hes sold his soul.  If however its a normal colour, you can all rush in and save him, or just watch  :-D

Its win win really   :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 13, 2008, 01:20:48 PM
Can I bring the kids?  They are so bored with the weekly hanging of horse thieves.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 13, 2008, 01:51:17 PM
Great!
The Bigshit is burning! ::heretic::
Sounds to be a good program...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 13, 2008, 03:19:58 PM
Lol. We'll officially torch him. I've discussed this with Dendo, Rufas and Wissenlander.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 13, 2008, 03:48:14 PM
You have?

A beastman rushes in from the hallway wrapped in a towel.

"Stay your axe viking!  Can you not see this man has given himself over to the great Slaanesh?  See how he has stapled lamb teats to his chest in some cruel mockery of feminine beauty?"

The beastman deficates in his hand, flings it at Obi, then flees while twisting his nipples.
Lord Karnik will be pleased with the new ammo.  :engel:

Also, you misspelled "Defecates".  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 13, 2008, 03:49:25 PM
maybe you didn't get the memo...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 13, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
let's vote for the new bigshit!
My vote goes for master.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 13, 2008, 04:49:18 PM
*Mathi ponders things carefully.

"Well, even if it would give him as a slaaneshi gratifying pleasure to burn, the only thing we can do is... Burn him some more! Tie him to the stake and prepare the torches! As said, if he burns with a pink flame, we have a steady handed Hochland marksman shoting his head off so he gets as little pleasure as possible. If he burns with a pure flame, the marksman will deliver him Sigmars mercy so he will pass on the faster to Morrs bossom."

Hey, anyone can be Bigshit as long as I can be Luthor Huss.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 13, 2008, 05:27:42 PM
Obviously I was joking, but it seems that it was lost on you guys.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 05:36:03 PM
It could have been a home-made porno or something, which is not illegal to download. Well.... it might not be

And thats what my guess was  :roll:

You know nothing says self admitted slaanesh worshiper than someone who knows the ins and outs of the legality of downloading home made porn  :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on March 13, 2008, 05:53:22 PM
You Chaos lovers are really strange
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Crimsonsphinx on March 13, 2008, 07:20:06 PM
If we were not strange, we probably wouldn't collect chaos would we?   :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 13, 2008, 07:57:49 PM
Lol @ Mathi. I hope you look like the Luthor Huss art, not the model. I personally think Soth has more right to be bigshit, unless he prefers his current position, although of course I am utmost flattered by the suggestion of my padawan.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 13, 2008, 08:27:35 PM
Who says we need two lords anyway? :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 13, 2008, 09:48:44 PM
Well, I am not clean shaven like Luthor, but I sure as hell can look mean... Maybe in a more Ulrician way, but I honour Holy Sigmar and his God Ulric just as much.
Meet me and my family by the way. I am sitting with my axe, a proud farmer warrior from the 16th century in our cabin.

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/Nemomatti/Pictures/SL550544.jpg)

And here I am together with my daughter and Inquisitor in training, Vigdis. She knows how to make ém talk, belive me!

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/Nemomatti/Pictures/P9230180.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 14, 2008, 01:30:39 AM
Awsome photos.  It's great when you can talk the old lady into the living history life style
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 19, 2008, 09:01:03 PM
Now that its almost off the front page I guess it's dead anyone know why?


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 19, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
Lack of proper heretics...

The pretenders we have here haven't organised a single orgy so far... 'nough said.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 19, 2008, 09:04:25 PM
The inquisition never dies! Burn ya, stupid heretics!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 19, 2008, 09:12:46 PM
The mods have shown a desire to eliminate sub-groups.  The beard thread was locked without comment yesterday.

Oh well, they know best.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 19, 2008, 09:19:34 PM
True, but you still haven't organised any orgies(I'm waiting...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Soju on March 19, 2008, 09:50:30 PM
Ewwww... soth...

sj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 19, 2008, 10:15:42 PM
Its because they locked it, although since they just gave us our own forum section (kind of) maybe they will be kind enough to let us continue?

One can hope...  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 19, 2008, 10:22:09 PM
You mean lame forum?

I wish that every time they lock a threadthey tell us why they lock it. I always find those hilarious.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 19, 2008, 10:32:34 PM
The primary function of denouncing and burning heretics can now be handled efficiently through  ::heretic::

The Inquisition Thread had a good run, but has long exceeded its original purpose.   What we now need to do is to take the Inquisition to the streets making snide comments and burning heretics wherever we may find them.

The Inquisition is dead! Long live the Inquisition!   :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 19, 2008, 11:46:12 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on March 19, 2008, 11:53:08 PM
Apparently rumors of the death of this thread had been greatly exaggerated...

Edit: changed "humors" to "rumors" although it is a funny recurrence. *sigh*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 19, 2008, 11:53:57 PM
Apparently humors of the death of this thread had been greatly exaggerated...
Indeed

The humors of death in this thread never die....  :icon_lol:

Wyzer - Your friendly neighborhood slaaneshy English Laungage Inquisitor
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 20, 2008, 01:20:34 AM
Oh my... it has returned!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 20, 2008, 11:57:43 AM
[Star Wars music]Tatatatatatata[/Star Wars music] The Inquisition strikes back!
The first beastman to reply is burned! Hahaha-hahaha!
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: (I simply love to push the smiley button)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 20, 2008, 03:31:09 PM
YAY! Now we are the topic with most replies again!
YAY! Now we can burn heretics again!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 23, 2008, 11:19:41 AM
YAY we're back
ok here we go I've been considering how the inquisition works and I don't like it anymore. What I am conspiring to do is what they would  call heretical BUT I am fighting for the true name of sigmar I'm starting an anti inquistion thread soon and Wyzer can try to stop me  ::heretic:: but he'll die. Anyone joining or will this be another of my foolish attempts that ends up failing completely and I'll be burned at the stake.


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 23, 2008, 11:53:45 AM
(Enters room carrying the body of Ben Sieb)
Anyone elce wants some
(Throws body on the floor and draws sword)


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 23, 2008, 12:01:28 PM
Wyzer looks like he is wearing lipstick.... very slaaneshy indeed.

Now tell me, because I am so confused, why is the inquisition now in the main Tavern board?  Wasn't the back table's whole purpose to have silly threads live there?  Is all of this some weird mod's joke?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 12:27:18 PM
Because it is in the Back Table, Philly. Maybe it wasn't, but I hope it's not a mode joke. We've had enough of that stuff with the locking and unlocking of this thread every 5 seconds.

NOOOOOOO HELLBORG! I shall fight you to the death! There can only be one winnner: the true son of Sigmar! Mathi, pick my side!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 23, 2008, 12:30:42 PM
It wasn't a few minutes ago.

This is getting ridiculous.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 23, 2008, 12:31:15 PM
i agree...


1 post to 500!!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 12:45:43 PM
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::

I already passed that, you know  :icon_lol:

-EDIT-
How about this goal: getting your post/day up to 1 :P
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 23, 2008, 12:51:54 PM
Obi... there is nothing admirable about getting your posts per day count above 1.... and even less about getting your posts per day above 5.  And getting it above 10?  Thats just not right.

Go get some sunlight my sun.  It is through that door in your mum's kitchen :D

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 01:17:34 PM
I believe I was deemed demonic indeed. Anyhow, in Winter I spend lots of time behind my PC/in the hobby room. In summer I go out a lot more, also due to the athletics season.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 23, 2008, 01:59:50 PM
whatever helps you sleep at night.

Remember I originally joined in 2005 I think. So I have like 2 years of posting to catch up. Considering I've only been posting for 1 month its not a bad score.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 23, 2008, 02:43:13 PM
Well, then you're as lifeless as me :)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 23, 2008, 03:04:31 PM

we have cool avatars tho.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 23, 2008, 05:29:00 PM
*Mathi tiptoes up behind Helborg and lands his hammer soundly on Helborgs hardhat
"Oh... nice resonance!"
*Helborgs slumps to the floor

"Quickly Obi, get him on the bonfire and grab them torches!" ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
(All of a sudden Helborgs leaps out of captivity before the flames are lit he pulls out his trusty remote controll and presses the "summon steam  tank" button)
Hehehe
(steam tank arvies and blows the sh!t out of Mathi and Obi. Helborg runs foreward killing all the inquisitors  untill Wyzer is the only one left)
Any last... ah who cares
(Cuts Wyzer's head off)
THE ANTI INQUISITION WINS

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 23, 2008, 05:45:41 PM
*A figure rises behind Helborg as he prepares to leave. He coughes and grabs his kettlehat and puts it in place...
"No one mess up my HAT!"
*Helborgs looks suprised as his steamtank is shattered to smithereens and Obi emerges from within the boiler
"Ever heard of the Mace of Helsturm have you? Or holy relics for that matter?"

*Mathi grabs Helborg by the ear and drags him along to the nest of the anti-inquisition

Remember to watch the anti-inquisition thread for the end of this stunning drama
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 23, 2008, 08:11:39 PM
Mathi and Helborg, that was the lamest set of posts I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 24, 2008, 06:19:16 AM
...

What conversation did they delete out of here this time?

The constant thread cleansing/locking/changing of titles/unlocking ...

Surely one of the mods secretly likes the Inquisition, for they sure show a lot of 'interest' in it  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 10:16:49 AM
Well, they deleted my Helborg bashing and then Helborgs feeble attempt to counter and final move.
I then told people to get over to the anti-inquisition tread and read the end!

All I made was a light hearted RR style roleplaying, defending the Inquisition, and what happens, it gets removed! :icon_evil:

Seriously, I got really angry when I found it had been removed. Angry and really insulted by the mods. I want to know why on Earth that was removed? Truly. Since I see no reason for removing these post, and not the rest of it!
I want an official explanation! NOW!

Why make a back table and then still go on trimming the tread in a random highhanded manner, I ask? Remove the tread or stop this. Is in character roleplaying forbidden on this site, well, why do you even let this tread remain then? For surely, there can be no real off topic on it, and my post surely where on topic! :icon_evil:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 24, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Well yeah, that and my converstion with me and ben about post counts etc. But I agree with Mathi: OK, my posts are often too short/on the verge of spam. I'm trying to work on that, at least in serious threads. The othere threads I post in are located in the back table, a place that is just there for radndom fun and cool be called spamalot in my book. Then why delete posts there?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 10:37:06 AM
Well, I can tell you that mine and Helborgs post where far from short. Mine where quite well thought out pieces of in-character action.
I think I will start a crusade or something! :icon_mad:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 24, 2008, 11:15:22 AM
Perhaps they are trying to tell the inquisition something.  Or all of us.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 24, 2008, 12:01:02 PM
Seriously, I got really angry when I found it had been removed. Angry and really insulted by the mods. I want to know why on Earth that was removed? Truly. Since I see no reason for removing these post, and not the rest of it!
I want an official explanation! NOW!

Is it wrong that this makes me want to laugh?  :icon_razz:

What are you talking about anyway? I can't see any missing posts.  :icon_confused:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 24, 2008, 12:13:45 PM
Somehow they've been re-added, I think. The mace of helsturm rocks!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 08:58:08 PM
Indeed they have, together with Offroads obvious spam.

Well, I guess you should keep that maze for your personal weapon instead of your lightsabre, don´t you think, Obi?
Now, however, we have a new heretic on the loose, or maybe it is an old one. He said I posted the lamest thing ever. Now how can defending the Holy inquisition be lame?
Surely he must burn! ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

I suggest we launch a deep investigation into Offroadfurys dealings on this site. Maybe he is involved in something very big and very heretic.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on March 24, 2008, 08:59:21 PM
I offer myself to the inquisition for penance for my sin of worshipping Dendo....I Amulus, of this day, take up the flail of the flagellant....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 24, 2008, 09:19:57 PM
Ah, Sigmar be praised! Our firs repentant sinner have seen the light and will take up the flail in the name of our lord Sigmar!
Here Amulus, take thine flail and the holy tome. Go forth and gather the masses and spread the word to the sinful masses! In the name of Sigmar smite the unholy in all its guises! :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 24, 2008, 09:30:34 PM
Hold on Amulus... You need to pay for that flail and tome first and fill out a 521A Formula, signing for your acts of violence with the given flail. Oh and you need to sign this contract so that all of your belongings will be confiscated by the inquisition.


Mathi... when did you fill out a membership application? You have no authority here.
Offroad is classified.


Wyzer... we need to clean up this mess. All inquisitors, meet me in our super secret hiding room for a talk of behaviour in our chapter house. All beastmen go to the yard outside. Crazy rouge sigmarites, go pray in the church.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 24, 2008, 10:15:39 PM
Order of conduct!

A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.

All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.

Here is the code

* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.

* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.

* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.

* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 24, 2008, 10:24:13 PM
Post 1337 of the Inquisition  :roll:

/Signed

Now stop the incesant spamming

Fun, entertaining banter is acceptable... as is witty humour

But posting 5 word posts and spamming smileys is getting out of hand

Its on the homepage too encase anyone forgets (page1)

And if your a mod, please dont lock us if a non-member spams in here... We have no mod powers, we cant regulate everyone who posts in here...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on March 24, 2008, 10:27:22 PM
ok....where did I put that form....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 24, 2008, 10:30:01 PM
That would be Desk 5 at the Pink Goblin. I'm sure a certain Wizard named Rufas would be interested in having a little chat with you before you go out crusading   :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 12:06:15 AM
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.


These two may be impossible...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on March 25, 2008, 07:12:59 AM
That would be Desk 5 at the Pink Goblin. I'm sure a certain Wizard named Rufas would be interested in having a little chat with you before you go out crusading   :-D

yeah, seeing as I am a musician in his pistolier corps
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 25, 2008, 07:30:09 AM
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.


These two may be impossible...

Its true.  :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 25, 2008, 09:54:16 AM
Order of conduct!

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.


Does the Pink Goblin wear rouge on her cheeks?
I find this spelling mistake hilarious - as I now conjure up images of all these Inquisitors putting on make-up each morning ............

.... can you please change your avatars to show the highlighted cheeks ...................


[PS - Mcknurgle - the word is rogue .......  :icon_wink:]

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 25, 2008, 10:00:43 AM
Damn I knew I had mispelled it!

As the honourable man I am... A new updated avatar.

McRouge....


ps: Offroad you are not helping... :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 25, 2008, 10:06:21 AM
Mathi... when did you fill out a membership application? You have no authority here.
Offroad is classified.

Wyzer... we need to clean up this mess. All inquisitors, meet me in our super secret hiding room for a talk of behaviour in our chapter house. All beastmen go to the yard outside. Crazy rouge sigmarites, go pray in the church.

Oh, so now you go and try to become somekind of elite society with some odd and bizzare view of what is spam and what is not! Oh, we go burn someone... because we list evidence, bla, bla... Offroad classified... Sure.
I know Offroad is after my scalp and that he hates me here aswell as on Ulthuan.net because I have different standpoint than him. Sure, I will go and leave you to your petty games that "newbs" like me are not allowed to partake in.

Get of my back! :icon_mad:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 10:08:07 AM
The Sigmarite inquisition is Serious Business. Perhaps too serious for some...  :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 25, 2008, 10:11:31 AM
Trying to make me laugh? Yeah, good luck with that. But hey, Offroards campaign of making this a boring place seems to be working out nicely.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 25, 2008, 10:19:08 AM
Well Mathi, Offroad is a stubborn opponent of the inquisition but we just cant seem to nail him...

Now if he has threatened you on your life, then maybe we can do something about it....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 10:30:37 AM
Trying to make me laugh? Yeah, good luck with that.

I am starting to think that may also be an impossible task.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 25, 2008, 10:45:36 AM
Excuse me, but when exactly were there EVER high quality posts in the Inquisition thread?

Just wondering...

Your Red Sox watching
Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 25, 2008, 12:02:40 PM
Any time I post in here, of course!  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 25, 2008, 12:06:56 PM
Any time I post in here, of course!  :icon_razz:

For which we are eternally grateful, oh mighty rufus !

(come on guys, we might be able to lure him into the ranks of the inquisition...)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 25, 2008, 12:50:28 PM
Well, the first case of the re-organised iquisition:
Well this is it my foolish attepmt to destroy the inquisition that will get no replies whatsoever. We are an elite group of warriors who will one day bring the TRUE word of reason to this realm.
Obviously a heretic! I suggest a dishonourable discharge after the mission to buy marshmallows, which we can roast when he burns.
Good idea Soth!

-EDIT-
Find the hidden message. Also, I've read the first pages but don't know how to start the humour again. Help?!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 25, 2008, 08:37:00 PM
Well Mathi, Offroad is a stubborn opponent of the inquisition but we just cant seem to nail him...

Uh.. are you sure you have been trying? I mean, how many times have I said I wanted to start a Chaos army, then a Dark Elf army then I supported the High Elves every chance I get. You dudes just are not trying hard enough. :happy:

Although it is suprising to see that this thread has 55 pages, if I could get to that stats page I would look at where it is on the list. But I can never find it and I have to rely on some other member to link it... hint hint :wink:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 25, 2008, 08:48:41 PM
Oh well....

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats

Also, consider yourself nailed... now to get an even bigger hammer.. Ghal-Maraz, where are you ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 25, 2008, 09:17:56 PM
Oh well....

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats

Also, consider yourself nailed... now to get an even bigger hammer.. Ghal-Maraz, where are you ?

Yay!

This topic is huge, like overwhelmingly huge. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 25, 2008, 09:52:57 PM
Hmm this is nice.. one of the first to openly step on the bonfire himself. There you go Offroad, watch the step.

And yes it is huge, but remember that a part of it has actually got nothing to do with this inquisition, it has a relation yes, but nohing with our operations.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 26, 2008, 01:23:05 AM
Well, it ´s seems to have been trimmed abit, have it not?

Anyway, defending the HE is a most hineous crime in mine eyes! I mean, the asrais will not take lightly upon it. Maybe we should hand him over them? They will surely give him a fair trial. :icon_razz:

I mean, you inquisitors should not work outside the law, should you? That is the area for the true defenders of the faith.

Well, since you have no need for my services, I will leave, take the pious flagellant Helborg with me, and go found a new Church of Sigmar.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on March 26, 2008, 01:34:21 AM
Announcement!

I have cleaned out all the threads that were ever merged into this one. All that remains are the things deliberately posted to the inquisition. Therefore, no one has any cause to moan about the moderators any more.

In fact, the next person to complain about the moderators messing up their wonderful, literate, interesting thread will discover what oppressive moderation really means.   :icon_twisted:


 :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 26, 2008, 02:33:08 AM
Wow, I cant believe they just took it apart, how strange. Perhaps its because they didn't like owning the number one spot in number of posts.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Warlord on March 26, 2008, 03:57:28 AM
So people complain when we don't do what they want, and then they complain we do.

What are we; GW?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 26, 2008, 05:41:37 AM
hahaha, I'm just doing it on purpose.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:47:23 AM
What are we; GW?

See what you can achieve ?

I'll try to translate an appropriate local proverb.

"For never has a cook been found, who can please the diners all around..."

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 07:03:11 AM
Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't get the proverb...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 26, 2008, 07:09:28 AM
This is most interesting. You actually listened to me....wauw...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 26, 2008, 09:44:10 AM
.......... and now there are 'new' posts in the 'split' topics showing right through to Page 3 ................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 26, 2008, 09:55:43 AM
Oh, well.

In honour of the Illustruious mods of this site, I am proud to announce that I, Mathi Alfblut, right hand man of Luthor Huss, have founded the Church of st. Midaski, of the Holy sigmarite Faith!

Other by the Empire ordained cults are allowed inside, and we even have a side Altar for the Ulricians, for it is unfitting not to aknowledge Sigmars own God, but mind you, I will not take any Sigmar trashing in my church!
For now, we have secondary chapels for Ulric, Morr and Thal and more will come. A separate Shallaya chapel with attached infirmary will be attached, but we need a suitable caretaker first.

So far, the only stat is I, Arch confessor Mathi Alfblut.
I have in my service, the blessed repentant orator Amulus, who is presently about to start a tour and gather sheeps for his flock!

Well, If the Inquisition thinks they cannot have the Church of st. Midanski on their premisses, we will start afresh, but I do not wish to upset the Holy st. Midaski if it is not to his liking that we do so. :engel:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 10:10:38 AM
I object !

Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...

Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on March 26, 2008, 10:45:35 AM
Well done mods! 
 :::cheers:::

Your beer clinking
Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 10:58:55 AM
I object !

Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...

Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...
Have somebody read his background on the help forum...I mean... he's saying that two witches always accompanies him to please him...He's not a saint.

And if he tries to find the Grail, I'll say...NI!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on March 26, 2008, 11:26:42 AM
I object !

Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...

Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...

Sshhhh .......... Midaski [ or even Midanski ] is anything people want him to be, as long as it is taxable.  :icon_wink:
{As long as I do not have to ride off into the sunset and disappear .................. }




Now Mathi let's discuss revenue and the Chancellor's percentage ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
Khm...khm...
Let's stop talking about Kislevite Mods and let's make something intellectual:

Let's burn a heretic! :icon_twisted:

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 01:28:22 PM
A trial proposition:
http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/experiment626_01/?action=view&current=Picture002.jpg
1. The guy is clearly playing 40k.
2. He's wearing a strange hat.
3. He wears a hat
4. He's still wearing a hat.
.
.
.
99. He's always wearing that stupid hat.
100. He said he was cold. Let do him some good let's heat him! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 26, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
maybe you lot could find it in your stone cold hearts to allow a new member to join?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 26, 2008, 05:01:03 PM
You must consult the BIGSHITS for that. Anyhow: Thank you rufus! We all owe you one: so put a couple on the inquisition's tab, in stead of the old boring Midaski one. Also, I think you have more right to a seperate church than Midaski beacus of this! And Alex, I also offered to burn someone. So now we have two contestants: offroad and Hellborg. I know he somehow tried to buy a flail, but my sources at the Pink Goblin's office say he has never been there...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 26, 2008, 05:03:32 PM
couldn't you issue an arrest warrant and "burn on sight" for his rebellious rhetoric and the slaying of your favourite Australian living in Hong Kong?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 26, 2008, 05:07:28 PM
But Warlord doesn't live in Hong Kong does he? And he wasn't slain either!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 26, 2008, 05:09:00 PM
But Warlord doesn't live in Hong Kong does he? And he wasn't slain either!

You cut me deep...that hurt Obi :icon_cry:



I need a hug.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:14:15 PM
You must consult the BIGSHITS for that. Anyhow: Thank you rufus! We all owe you one: so put a couple on the inquisition's tab, in stead of the old boring Midaski one. Also, I think you have more right to a seperate church than Midaski beacus of this! And Alex, I also offered to burn someone. So now we have two contestants: offroad and Hellborg. I know he somehow tried to buy a flail, but my sources at the Pink Goblin's office say he has never been there...
And, of course, experiment 626. He must burn!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:23:02 PM
I need a hug.

Step into my office... sit yourself down in my comfy chair... I'll take care of you....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:24:32 PM
No!

Slaaneshi corruption in the air!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:29:53 PM
No!

Slaaneshi corruption in the air!

You are mistaken young man... Just look at the sign on my office door.

That will explain everything.

If not, this will...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F56ZZzz4meU&feature=related
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:34:22 PM
The comfy chair?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 26, 2008, 05:43:00 PM
And the pillows...

Had you not scared him away I would have squeezzed a confession out of him easily. Failing that, we would have been forced to accept him as novice Inquisitor.
Then, after a reasonable period in apprenticeship, he would have been allowed to take part in the bi-decadial Junior Inquisitor exam. If he passed that he would have been put in charge of marsmallow selection.

But YOU have stopped all that. Admit it, you are secretly trying to undermine the influence of the Inquisition. You... you....  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on March 26, 2008, 05:56:46 PM
Anyways...

maybe you lot could find it in your stone cold hearts to allow a new member to join?
Stone Cold hearts?

Ouch

Just limit the spamming and short posts and do not refer to McKnight as 'Fairy-Godmother' and you can consider yourself an honourary member of the Inquisition  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 05:57:31 PM
BUT...
No one excepts the Spanish Inquisition!
Let him be an Inq. directly.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 26, 2008, 07:05:40 PM
Well, Midaski, of course we should discuss the revenues! A tenth is more than fair, supporting the valiant efforts of the Kislevites fighting chaos lead by the mighty Midaski! And as far as I know there is nothing in the relevant tomes of Sigmar that prohibit you having the company of witches, as long as they are Kislevite witches that is. We should surely chase down other witches, but nothing is said specifically of Kislevite witches.

It also speaks of the power of Midaski that he are able to tame TWO witches! Now he is surely blessed!

But of course Rufus will be honoured equally. As I said we have an infirmary of Shallya and also an Inn for Pilgrims that needs a protector. So St. Rufus is hereby ordained as the protector of Inns all over the Empire!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 26, 2008, 09:15:47 PM
Can we get back on the theme? I mean burning heretics.
So we have these guys trialed:
Hellborg, doing anti-inquisition.
Offroad- I don't remember why.
Experiment 626 -playing 40k and wearing a chaotic hat.
I vote to burn them all!


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 26, 2008, 09:46:42 PM
Offroad turned himself in... so well.. we've gotta burn him!

Te unknown dude ... well... you need more evidence.. Playing 40k isnt heresy  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 27, 2008, 09:05:47 AM
But look his heretic hat:
(http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/experiment626_01/?action-view&current=Picture002.jpg)
And he was cold...Burn he'll be hot!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 27, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
Well, should I take my holy work in the name of Sigmar to a separate tread or can we remain here? After all, there are those repenting that does not need the pyre but can be put to good use, like Helborg.

I am busy setting up the confession station in the church and getting ready to start taking care of the first pilgrim and sinner.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 27, 2008, 06:33:25 PM
Offroad- I don't remember why.

Have I only ever helped you guys?

no?

 :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on March 27, 2008, 06:50:20 PM
This should be plenty reason to burn you :

I think before anything is done for the empire again, GW needs to work on the other model ranges. especially those that have only one plastic set, like dark elves. we empire players already have one of the most plastic sets in the GW range and were even getting more this summer, so lets wish for better looking dark/high spearelves!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on March 27, 2008, 06:52:14 PM
This should be plenty reason to burn you :

I think before anything is done for the empire again, GW needs to work on the other model ranges. especially those that have only one plastic set, like dark elves. we empire players already have one of the most plastic sets in the GW range and were even getting more this summer, so lets wish for better looking dark/high spearelves!

I dont remember saying that, but its full of wisdom and you should be listing to its advice. This member is obviously very wise.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 27, 2008, 07:16:42 PM
 :Ohmy:
That's a filthy lie!  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: I think Mathi can stay here, but I'm not in the position to say that. So let's hope wyzer or mcknight will soon. I have got the marshmallows, biscuits and chocolate ready.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 29, 2008, 09:37:13 AM
I have now also prepared the stuff for Trial by fire!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 29, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
Why are we burning Offroad?  Other then the fact that he has numbers in his name.  I never trust numbers in a name.  However, numbers in a name generally would only permit stoning.  Of course it is hard to toast Marshmallows over a pile of rocks.

As an aside, there seem to be a huge number of posts purged from the Inquisition.  Where did they all go?  It's not our fault that Grutch has to buy a larger server to host the Forum.

Back to Offroadfury88:  Burn him!  If he is innocent, Morr will give him a door prize or sumtin.  But we will have toasted marshmallows.   :engel:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Offroadfury88 ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 29, 2008, 05:09:01 PM
That would be my intervention Rufas. I asked rufus politely if he would unmerge all the non-inquisition threads that had just been bunched in together.
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=21172.0
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on March 29, 2008, 06:49:25 PM
Ah, then thank you.  For outstanding Service to the Inquisition you are awarded the order of the Big Grin with two Beer Stein clusters.

 :::cheers::: :biggriin: :::cheers:::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 29, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic::      Helborg      ::heretic::
::heretic:: Experiment 626 ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on March 29, 2008, 07:24:47 PM
wauw.. its so beautyfull... i've never been awarded anything... sniff, i think im going to cry :cry:... No I can't... not allowed to show feelings..


Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 29, 2008, 08:29:28 PM
I hereby award the "Pater Comunnitae" Silver Cross to both Wyzer and McKnight! For all their services and marshallow parties organised the way they made this world a better place!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 30, 2008, 08:05:17 PM
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
::heretic::      Helborg      ::heretic::
::heretic:: Experiment 626 ::heretic::
::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Water  :wink:.


Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on March 31, 2008, 01:01:49 PM

It's Getting Hot in Here...
So Take Off All Your Clothes...

 :icon_eek:

What are you guys staring at. Don't you all have third nipples and a tentacle in your stomach?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on March 31, 2008, 01:09:45 PM

It's Getting Hot in Here...
So Take Off All Your Clothes...

 :icon_eek:

What are you guys staring at. Don't you all have third nipples and a tentacle in your stomach?

I knew you were trying to compensate for something when you got that Ferrari and mustache.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 31, 2008, 02:30:21 PM
Well, Helborg, it's abit too late for that. And don't worry the fire was small enough to actually let you burn before you died of carbonmonoxide poisoning.

And oh, at Ben:
You see, now if the male/female reatio was different I'd say OK. But now I say Yuck.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on March 31, 2008, 02:54:40 PM
Ahem.
Oh, and i have both Steam tank and Walter to bring!  :happy: All painted and nice!  :happy:
And a few cannons for Brionne and a hellstorm for his Bards!

Shadowwolf

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Helborg on March 31, 2008, 05:35:33 PM
Anyway

(gun smilie) (gun smilie) (gun smilie)

(gun smilie)        Obi      (gun smilie)

(gun smile) (gun smilie)  (gun smilie)

Well it's up to Calvin to actually make this post make any sence

Sanj
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on March 31, 2008, 06:06:38 PM
Sssssssssshhh......
Be serious, guys.
We'll burn Shadowwolf at the weekend. Wood is expensieve and hot is insupportable.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on March 31, 2008, 10:14:00 PM
WHAT!
You inquisitors are totally irresponsible! You just go torch people before I have had the time to read the proper mass of combustion!
Great Sigmar, be merciful towards thine servants, for they are but humans! :engel:

By the way, I saw someone sporting a tentacle overthere. I suggest you roast him in the weekend too, should be no problem squeezing in a standard burning between the sermons.

Anyway:
I hereby announce that the Confession stands are open now.

For a small fee you can now confess your sins and be ordained the proper chastisements and salvations. Now get in line you silly sods, and do not push or Sigmar will have at yee!

See there, the flames reaching toward the skies purifying by fire the heretics! Now, take the chance and seek salvation while you can. You never know when the Inquisitions comes knocking on your door!

I will be recieving confessions from now on.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 01, 2008, 01:31:38 AM

I will be recieving confessions form now on.


Is that the 108g or the new 228p form?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 01, 2008, 02:52:43 AM
Am I dead?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 01, 2008, 03:09:13 AM
Am I dead?
Don't ask us.  Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.

Anyway

(gun smilie) (gun smilie) (gun smilie)

(gun smilie)        Obi      (gun smilie)

(gun smile) (gun smilie)  (gun smilie)

Well it's up to Calvin to actually make this post make any sence

Sanj
Do you mean this? (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/Sigmar2006/hunter.gif)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 01, 2008, 03:35:12 AM
Am I dead?
Don't ask us.  Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.

hes playing guitar hero right now...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 01, 2008, 10:39:43 AM
Ah, jlutin! I am very generous as this is my first day at the office!
No forms needed today! :biggriin:

Had anything to confess? :engel:

And oh, Offroad, you say Morr goes on playing guitar hero? There must be some mistake made here. I better discuss this with my Morrian collegaue! Until that, your death is temporarily suspended.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 01, 2008, 01:27:57 PM
Ah, jlutin! I am very generous as this is my first day at the office!
No forms needed today! :biggriin:

Had anything to confess? :engel:

Yes.  I must confess that I took the 108g and scribbled out some of the words to make a nasty sentence.

So sorry.   :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 08, 2008, 06:05:32 PM
Am I dead?
Don't ask us.  Ask the guy in the black robes with the scythe and the hourglass.

hes playing guitar hero right now...

Clever, I have always liked that about you.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 08, 2008, 06:15:00 PM
So why is this anti-inquisition thread still going when the actual inquisition thread hasn't had a post in ages?

Just asking.

Phil
:icon_arrow:  ::heretic::

Good qustion  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 08, 2008, 10:09:54 PM
Tssk. The inquisition is silent cause it works in them shadows. Otherwise they would expect us!

Shall I go an preach some fire and brimstone to them masses and then we move and put the whole anti-inquisition to the torch? ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 08, 2008, 11:51:56 PM
Spoken like a true son of Gustavus Adolphus.  While your at it, go to Germany and burnn some towns.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 09, 2008, 12:10:43 AM
A new tact huh. Next we're going to see statues of sigmar holding a burning torch and Book of Torture Techniques.

No body is safe. Going for a 40k reference:

"There is no innocence, just degrees of guilt!"

I sort of like that quote  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 09, 2008, 03:37:16 AM
Given we have the anti inquisition and the Minotaurs, not to mention a gene lack of fear amoungst the general population of the Empire, I think Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle should find larger quarters.  some place where the screams and lamentations of our victims, er, charges will not disturb the upstanding citizens of our community.

I think I have found just the place on the south-east portion of an island off the coast of Lustria.  Word has it that it is being used by Dark Elves but they are considering moving their operations elsewhere.  Considering the current occupants, I am sure it will be perfect for our needs.  They call it Gitmo, or something like that.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 09, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 09, 2008, 08:26:17 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
YAY!

er... wait...

Off with yer head, peasant!! And its not 'pure' evil... Definitely impure...  :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 09, 2008, 08:34:43 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?
This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell.   Consigning him to the purity of the flames is the only way to insure the safety of his soul!

It's for your own good.  ::heretic::

People don't appreciate how much hard work this is. Fortunately, it's  Bugman's time!  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 09, 2008, 08:47:33 PM
Well, in hell you get free beer and hot demon chicks. So it's not that bad place.

 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
 :::cheers:::       QQ3     :::cheers:::
 :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::                                                                   


This is the start of the slippery slope from a desire for social justice into unadulterated decedence of Slanesh. While QQ3 is not tainted yet (I think) his post clearly demonstrates he is headed strait to hell.   


YAY! I can start worshipping slaanesh.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 09, 2008, 10:01:24 PM
Now, you cleary got the wrong impression of hell, QQ3. Did you seriously belive those flashy tourist advertises they made back then?
Take a look at Jack Sparrows plight on Davy Jones locker, and you will now what the hell is really about. There is a special torment for each and every soul. Now you should be happy we free you from it via the cleansing flame!
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: QQ3  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

So, may Sigmar take pitty on the.

Ah, Rufas, lovely stuff you got running here. I passed by Magdeburg enroute to study the correct procedure, or more like how things can get botched.
Anyway, we need to start to work hard now. Lots of things lagging behind. And where are the rest? We have a big bunch of the minotaurs that needs to be dealt with!
But hey, this is tiresome work. I need a Bugmans! :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 09, 2008, 10:53:34 PM
*Ragged man climbs on a box and starts shouting*

Brothers and sisters unite! Too long has the Inquisiton taken our friends and members of our families and burned them brutally in a stake. Too long has the Inquisitors tortured innocent in their chambers. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression! Let us march in the Inquisitorial headquarters and tear that place of pure evil down! Whos with me?

Lame!

and, I dont know where you get you vision of hell, but you will certainly not get chicks
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 10, 2008, 12:12:05 AM

Or you will get chicks but it will turn into a horrible torture techqniue. Like the Donuts and hell with Homer Simpson.

"Say you like donuts? Well here's some donuts!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 01:25:27 AM
Hey, are we Minotaur a group now?  A group of 4?  Crimson, me, Siberius, and notts?

Well, I will say that it is quite elite, but I don't know if we can take part in your factional warfare!

BRAY!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 01:28:03 AM
BRA

what?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Siberius on April 10, 2008, 03:04:59 AM
I've never been called elite before. I may have to go take a lie down.  :-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 10, 2008, 03:07:00 AM
I've never been called elite before. I may have to go take a lie down.  :-o
Siberiues, you're right, go lie down



 :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 10, 2008, 11:48:39 AM


Lame!

and, I dont know where you get you vision of hell, but you will certainly not get chicks

I don't like you. You spoil all the fun.  :dry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 10, 2008, 11:55:17 AM
Read my comment about the nature of Hell, QQ3. Do you think you will be rewarded? No way, you ain´t going to get any rewards down there. It is hell after all. Everyone gets their personal torment. And if you are into daemon chicks, you will not get them, that is for sure.  :icon_twisted:
Whatever you get in hell, it is punishment.

If you had been a knowledgeable reader of Hermann Hedning you would know what I am talking about.

So, sorry for making you dissapointed, but Offroad is right. Make yourself no illusions about hell.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: QQ3 on April 10, 2008, 01:00:27 PM
"It's better rule in hell than serve in heaven"

Of course there is an option of creating hell on earth which would be ruled by me.

Maybe it's these little horns in my head that makes me think Hell is a nice place.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 03:44:10 PM
"It's better rule in hell than serve in heaven"

no, you are quit delusional about the aspects of heaven and hell

but I dont want to turn this into a (real-world) religious conversation

Shouldnt we burn somebody?

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
Shouldnt we burn somebody?

Hell no...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 04:02:09 PM
I think this thread needs its own tagline:

"Pushing awkward people to 3000 posts since August 3rd, 2007."

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 04:05:48 PM
Does your post count still go up by posting in here ?

I'm really confused now...  :? :-o :?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 04:06:34 PM
We have actually taken anti spam measures in order to get our good reputation back :closed-eyes:


but everybody still keeps thinking this is a spam place.. This thread isnt more different than the minotaur and Hurt and heal thread!...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
Well McKnight, in the minotaur thread we have remained faithful to the topic, discussing chaos in an imperial way, for research purposes.

:D

This place is just a mess.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 04:15:35 PM
This place is just a mess.

Who's been crapping in the corners, uhmmm, who ???

Not the inquisitors, I think.....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 04:17:56 PM
Well this was a mess until some mods thought it was a dump to toss everything useless in it. And other thought it a place to leave their dung.

It has been brought off topic and critised by many but not by the inquisitors...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 04:21:37 PM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).

Still, everytime I look in here I don't understand what the point is.  Is there a coherant plan anymore?

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
"The point is the end of the stick we insert first"

, Vlad Drakul.

The coherant plan is Sigmar's....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on April 10, 2008, 04:28:18 PM
Well this was a mess until some mods thought it was a dump to toss everything useless in it

Hey, I said no more moaning about that! You can't blame the moderators for all the trash in here!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 05:19:57 PM
Sorry rufus!  :-D

I withdraw my statement which silently blamed rufus.  :engel:

Well the point is for the High Inquisitors only.

The inquisition's point was to add some comic relief to the forums. Nobody had expected the inquisition :D . And it worked. Things were fun, but now they kind of just died out. Breaks are taken in order to ensure new originality to the thread and fun.

Also there will be a nice surprise to you all soon.. rufus knows what im talking about  :wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 10, 2008, 05:48:43 PM
Now behave! St. Rufus is the protective Saint of the Hospital of attached to the Church of St.Midaski! How dare you make accusations in his direction!
That is blasphemy of the highest magnitute, McKnight!

I order you to come to the church at confession hour and we shall judge the level of your blasphemy and see what redemption that fits it.

Hmm... but then, an undertitle saying "Owned by Rufus" would sufice I think. No, let me hear no more such infamies coming from you or I will have to bring this up with the High Inquisitors!

 ::heretic::Look at the pyre and repent! ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 05:59:18 PM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).

ha! so true.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 10, 2008, 06:01:07 PM
Well, I must agree with you on this one, Offroad. This was probably the only place where stuff like this raised your post count!
Now, I think it is better order.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 10, 2008, 06:04:52 PM
EDIT: Hmm, after testing it appears this thread doesn't increase your count

oh well
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 06:07:31 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 10, 2008, 06:09:30 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

:-o
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 10, 2008, 07:13:27 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

That actually explains alot.  All the apathy and angst I mean ;)

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 10, 2008, 07:16:51 PM
Ah I dont think that any posts in the black table will count to your post count... Perhaps this is mentioned in one of the stickies?  :engel:

cant believe I almost burned Wissenlander's wife for not having her post count up to date... turns out it happens to everybody here.... oops... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 10, 2008, 08:49:02 PM
oh, well then I guess want-to-be inquisitors will still get high post counts.

Not that I actually care about post count. Look at mine! I've played maybe 10 games of warhammer in my life, and none over 1000 points.

That actually explains alot.  All the apathy and angst I mean ;)

Phil

I think they add to the conversation. :-)

well, I really like to paint and model, thats why I really buy the stuff. Should a gaming group apear in my town I would play more often. Other then that i will just read warhammer-empire and dream of the days to come.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 11, 2008, 04:53:11 AM
Hey! We are doing OK.  The real men thread got locked after a day.  Man, it's real bad when you get locked on the Back Table.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 11, 2008, 04:58:18 AM
Fellow members of the Inquisition. Today is a glorious day !

His Imperial Majesty has finally recognized our organisation and honoured us with a mission.

I'm glad you joined the site to rant about a dead Rat.  I call the Inquisition on you for being a Skaven Apologist.

-Grutch

Let's destroy the vermin, I say !   :closed-eyes:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 11, 2008, 06:12:35 AM
Yay! We're up and running posting burning heretics again! This day shall be honored like the purification of the Inquisition! Now, let's all spend 25 crowns and teach those rodents a lesson!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 11, 2008, 04:18:36 PM
Yes, I have to report a great miracle has occured in the anti-inquisition tread. Our dear Obi have been healed by mighty Sigmars own flames, as the vile Cal von Random, from now on known by the name Cal von Hereticus, tried to burn his wounded body in said flames. Bot beholf, our mighty lord and benevolent protector healed his faithful servant in said flames! :engel:

But for attempting this most gruesome act of blasphemy and heresy, and for making use of a Robohorse in the attempt, he got smites by Sigmar himself, a flash turning him into a human torch and making his inferal machine spring apart!  ::heretic::

Now, this of course means we cannot burn Cal, since our Lord found it fitting to punish him himself, but we can surely bring forth the Holy beer, blessed by priests of both Sigmar and Shallya and celebrate!  :::cheers:::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 12, 2008, 09:32:08 AM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).
Wait, why? :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: rufus sparkfire on April 13, 2008, 10:13:42 PM
http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/danse/inq.php
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 13, 2008, 11:03:09 PM
I love this bit about halberdiers...

"Every time has he been rejected by a letter from the court telling him all disposable units must be able to respond any time necessary."
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 13, 2008, 11:15:39 PM
Well thats true, it isn't as bad as it was, and since people can't rack up 500+ posts in a 2 week span it has become less.... spammy (I'm lookin at you Obi!).
Wait, why? :engel:

As my ex-wife used to say: "Eeee, yeah jammy git!"   :mrgreen:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 14, 2008, 09:37:38 AM
/Grumble
I see the diligent and untirring service of the Church of Sigmar, who have been responsible for some of the latest actions against heretics, including saving Inquisitor Obi from a gruesome faith, with the aid of Divine intervention from Lord Sigmar himself, has been intentionally disregarded so as to glorify the Inquisition.
But we brothers of the clergy of Sigmar will keep on working, tirelessly sheparding our congregations, holding sermons, taking confessions, ordaining repentance and taking up hammer and torch to slay the enemies of the Empire and to root out the heretics wherever they are found!
But as always our works goes unnoticed.
/end Grumble

But then, we all know that true reward can come from one source alone! Our holy lord Sigmar!  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 14, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
Behold the Inquisition will rise again like a reborn phoenix!!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 14, 2008, 02:50:39 PM
Haha! I'm still laughing because of the newsletter. It's so brilliant. Thank you rufus and McKnight.

A cat rhyme was made about Philly, 'bout Philly
He said to his wife they are silly, are silly
she did not agree
"the fault lies with thee"
she said and now a sad man is he, is he
:cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 14, 2008, 05:08:30 PM
Joy of Joys! The Inquisistion is vindicated! The heresy has been corrected!

http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13 (http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 15, 2008, 02:58:00 PM
Joy of Joys! The Inquisistion is vindicated! The heresy has been corrected!
Hah! Now our true power has been revealed! [insert evil laugh here]
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 17, 2008, 10:14:26 AM
I suggest the Inquisition starts a full investigation of Cal von Hereticus (possing under the name Cal von Random). This man, have despite being punished by Sigmar himself, maintained his hateful attitude toward the Inquisition and the church of Sigmar. He may also be a beliver in that the Hammered and burned Eight (formerly known as Minty) was Sigmar incarnated, making him a co-conspirator in that heresy.
But even more confussing is his last statement, where he hails Ulric, refering to him as Sigmars god. This might indicate, even if it is not conclusively so, that he is part of the secret Ulric cult that claims Sigmar was only a mortal and that he never attained divinity.

I therefore ask that the Inquisition investigates this matter, to once and for all settle the issue of Cals guilt or innosence.

Mathi Alfblut-Priest in the Sigmarite Church of St. Midaski
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 17, 2008, 10:30:15 AM
Let me know when you need an executioner....  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 17, 2008, 12:54:05 PM
Mathi, I don't think investigation is needed here. It's time for a marshmallow on a stick-party and I already cut down some wood.
Just burn them, pleeeeeeeeeeeease. :blush:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 17, 2008, 02:23:25 PM


I agree with de Wissont. While not a member of the Inquistion I take great pride in their work and have all you collectibles (mathi's card is my favourite and I wear Rufas's Cap all the time).

From the public announcement of his crimes it appears he is without a doubt guilty.


Burn baby BURN!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 17, 2008, 02:34:48 PM
Mathi, I don't think investigation is needed here. It's time for a marshmallow on a stick-party and I already cut down some wood.

Pine or hardwood.  I hate a pine burning party.  Heretics on hickory is to dream for.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 17, 2008, 03:25:17 PM


( ................... and I wear Rufas's Cap all the time).

Now that is something that needs investigating ....................

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 17, 2008, 03:38:58 PM
Ah, maybe we need to investigate Ben, but I think some days repentance with the heavy flail will be enough, chanting the Deus Sigmar from dawn to dusk in days three.

Now, flail repentance is not for soft folks... Aaaooo... Damn it hurts still! And I tell you it ain´t the slightest pleasure in it. I´d rather wrestle a griffon!
Them slaaneshi dudes deserve something extra special when they die... Something... ggaahhh... that break through as unendurable pain even for them. Roasted on slow burning coal... Slowly burnt to death. How about that!

Or we force them to whip themselves with real flails, and not their whimpy whips! :icon_evil:

But hey... lets burn Cal then! He can surely need another! But I say birch. Nothing burns as good as birch. No spracks, no canckle... only the sound of the flames and the cries of the repentant!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Cal  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: FAO Inquistion
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 21, 2008, 01:36:50 PM
I stand before you, a pround and loyal follower of Sigmar. I wish to aid you in your fight.. to help burn and purge the tainted heretics with our might empire!
 :Ohmy:

I stand before you, able to spell War Altar, with my sword of justice and shield of faith. What say you?  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 21, 2008, 02:12:49 PM
Under the motto : The more the merrier, I say :

Go and come up with a good acronym to describe the position you wish to attain in the inquisition...

That's how I got in..... :biggriin:
Title: Re: FAO Inquistion
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 21, 2008, 04:21:16 PM
I stand before you, a pround and loyal follower of Sigmar. I wish to aid you in your fight.. to help burn and purge the tainted heretics with our might empire!
 :Ohmy:

I stand before you, able to spell War Altar, with my sword of justice and shield of faith. What say you?  ::heretic::

hmm... I'm not so sure about you...

You seem overqualified...




If you can come up with a clever acronym, you will most definitely be in

If not we will accept you anyways but give you the trial by cake

Either way, you win  :::cheers:::



EDIT: Oh, the other requirements: Get an avatar and a signature  :wink:
Title: Re: FAO Inquistion
Post by: PhillyT on April 21, 2008, 04:43:12 PM
Get an avatar and a signature  :wink:

This really is necessary unless you are jlutin, and then a capitolized first letter isn't even needed.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 21, 2008, 04:58:09 PM
the might of ulric shall always protect me, mathi if I burn you burn too!!!

      ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
     ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
     ::heretic::::heretic:: mathi ::heretic:: ::heretic::
      ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 21, 2008, 07:51:04 PM
Oh, but you got no mandate to burn anyone, so just back of and face the music, Cal. You ain´t going to get into the inquisition anyhow. And I will certainly not allow you into the church of Sigmar after this little charade.
*Calls down blessing of Sigmar and walk out through the flames.

So, you think Ulric would favour you more? Did I tell you I am from Middenland and that we priests of Sigmar do pay attention to the other goods aswell.
Now, for this you will get a sound bout of flailspanking. Bend over!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 21, 2008, 11:10:29 PM
Whats this, an inquisitor incapable of taking his own medicine, shocking. It must be all that enforced celibacy and rampant sexism is the church of Sigmar which turns its followers into raving pyromaniacs...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 22, 2008, 03:13:01 AM
*Calls down blessing of Sigmar and walk out through the flames.

wait... your not a high elf. Unless you want to be one, then thats cool
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 22, 2008, 08:47:47 AM
middemheim!!
get a real city!! Marienburg!!! :smile2:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 22, 2008, 09:10:07 AM
Marienburg is nest of sinners that will be purged one way or the other. I am certain this will occur in the near future.
Meanwhile, I need not be an elf. Lord Sigmar granted me his protection and I rolled 4+ on the dice! :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 22, 2008, 01:58:15 PM
Marienburg is nest of sinners that will be purged one way or the other. I am certain this will occur in the near future.
I suppose the 21st of July :)

A clever acronym huh  :unsure: let me think
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 22, 2008, 02:01:31 PM
Deputee In Person of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitional Tabernacle
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 22, 2008, 03:23:31 PM
Well, as long as its not the Sigmarites that conquer Marienburg I suppose it will still have a chance of being a decent place to live... At least the Cult of Ulric isn't quite as into brainwashing as those Sigmarites.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 22, 2008, 03:28:12 PM
Sais who  :icon_razz: Spiney?  :icon_wink:

Anyway, Wyzer, do I need to come up with an acronyme aswell.

Or is Mathi Alfblut good enough by now? :icon_mrgreen:

I could add, Priest of Sigmar and vicar of the Church of St. Midaski.
And the unofficial title Right hand of Luthor Huss
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 22, 2008, 03:46:26 PM
come to the free ulric side, we have wenches, an awsome looking wolf god and you will get alot more then mammas cookies :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 22, 2008, 05:48:45 PM
Malthi I thought I already added you, but must have missed it

I added you now, and HighPriest Rian as well (clever acronyms are welcome too, but not required)

 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: FAO Inquistion
Post by: jlutin on April 22, 2008, 08:25:52 PM
This really is necessary unless you are jlutin, and then a capitolized first letter isn't even needed.

Phil

peace    :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 23, 2008, 03:24:12 PM
Wyzer!
I'm added on the inquisitor list, but without office. That's normal, or I'm working in secret.
Let me think...

Secret Heresy Investigation and Torture

That will fit.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 23, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Alexander de Wissont = on lists

Great acronym  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 23, 2008, 07:48:39 PM
Wait, since I am also a priest, I need an acronym for my office, besides Vicar of the Sigmarite church of St. Midaski
However, for Inquisitorial purposes my Acronym is this:
Minister Arbites of Smiting Heretics
 :icon_mrgreen:

Is that good enough? :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 23, 2008, 08:17:47 PM
Young
Officer
Under
Right wing
Empire colors

Listening to Mathi
Alfblut
Make
Engrossing conversation

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 23, 2008, 08:35:48 PM
awsome offroad, absolutely awsome,
youve just been sigged
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 23, 2008, 08:41:54 PM
or maybe you haven't, it won't fit:'(
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 23, 2008, 08:44:29 PM
thanks :happy: its doesn't really work if you spread it out long way.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 23, 2008, 08:57:41 PM
 :icon_lol:
That was an awesome acronym Offroad! Hell, I mus come up with a better one for myself. It was lame.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 23, 2008, 11:03:23 PM
I liked yours Mathi, it took me some a little bit to figure out but now I thinks it good.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 24, 2008, 12:19:04 AM
I have a new offense.   Actually everyone has long known that it was blasphemy it just is not codified on the Holy Page 1.  Be it hereby known that it is Blasphemy of the highest degree to make an attempt to have a serious discussion on the merits of the Robohorse.  Derisive mocking of the mechanical piece of junk is not only allowed, it is strongly encouraged.

...I'm not sure how many people are going to be peeved that I'm bringing this particular model up, being new and having only read the General Tactics, which seemed to be rather against this model in particular. But, due to an inside joke, I want the horse part of the model. I'm wondering if anyone's saw it up close and know how the pieces align. Is the horse its own separate piece from the engineer? I want to replace the engineer with a Captain with normal mount legs, but am wondering how difficult it'd be.

You're relatively new here, but for some crimes that is no excuse:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Minnh  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Robohorse  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Any other questions?

Also let it be know that he who styles himself as HighPriest Rian shall not be admitted into the Inquisition until such time that he successfully completes Heretic Burning 101.

Empire Cybermen FTW  :eusa_wall: :eusa_wall:

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic: :Cybernetics ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 24, 2008, 01:28:13 AM

sheeesh

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: heretics ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


So can I finally be included?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Doop123 on April 24, 2008, 03:15:25 AM

sheeesh

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: heretics ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::


So can I finally be included?

How about by getting a cool job?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 24, 2008, 05:12:12 AM
Is this thread immortal?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: offroadfury88 on April 24, 2008, 06:49:50 AM
is this thread a Western Liberal Neo Facists?

or

Is it a nerd/geek/dork?

whats its position on the political map?

perhaps it should take an online test?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 24, 2008, 06:50:12 AM
Yes it's immortal. It's in the warroom. Didn't you know?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 24, 2008, 08:01:10 AM
However, here's a case to investigate:
I was really hoping they'd kill of KF.
Burn him, Milords!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 24, 2008, 08:10:27 AM
What! He wants to kill Karl Franz!
Where is my war altar! Damn, I am not issued one... Get me my horse and my hammer! And do not forget the torch!
Ben Seib, you come along as my acolyte. You have you chance of proving yourself by finding, sentencing and burn RGB!

So you liked it, Offroad... Then I let it stay! :icon_mrgreen:
Gotta love the original MASH. :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 24, 2008, 09:47:54 AM
Quote from: offroadfury88 link=topic=17577.msg270192#msg270192 date=1209019790

perhaps it should take an online test?
[/quote

what online test should it take?  I know, the what kind of Ice Cream Flavour you would be, one!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 24, 2008, 10:37:45 AM
Is this thread immortal?

Well, it may be immoral, but have you considered..


Wait, you said immortal...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 24, 2008, 02:42:16 PM
Is this thread immortal?
How can you ask such thing? Of course, we're immortals, and there will be no stupid spartans in tanga to prove the contrary!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 25, 2008, 04:07:26 PM
Indeed.
Amulus should be tried for heresy for even questioning the Immortality of the Inquisition! I cannot act on this, since it is not an obvious heresy... So there needs to be trials first. And I am a priest, I do not do trials.

So get on with it or the mob will make sure justice is meeted out! :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 25, 2008, 05:05:34 PM
As the Secret Heresy Investigator, I start to find corrupting facts about Amulus.

A trial by google:
http://www.gothaguide.com/locations/detail.php?id=314 (http://www.gothaguide.com/locations/detail.php?id=314)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 25, 2008, 05:11:33 PM
Is this thread immortal?
Its as immortal as the idiocy that drives it, so its probably got a few miles to go yet...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 25, 2008, 05:19:06 PM
Spiney a google trial proved you Slaaneshi follower:
http://www.livevideo.com/spiney (http://www.livevideo.com/spiney)
Don't hide you behind the Manannite mask, heretic.
Burn baby, burn!
And we are not idiots!
Bring the comfy chair!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on April 25, 2008, 05:22:47 PM
(http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/bake%20005.jpg)

Either way, i'll be right over.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 26, 2008, 12:44:25 AM
Great News!  The Heal and Hurt thread has been locked.  If it stayed open, it might have given the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle a run for the most posts count.

Long live the Inquisition!  :::cheers::: ::heretic:: :::cheers:::

I would point out that I have already burned Amulus, but when in doubt, burn him again.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Raulmichile on April 26, 2008, 01:05:51 AM
Hey, could anybody tell me what this thread is all about?   :ph34r:

I simply refuse to read 1100 posts and 44 pages to figure it out...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Karl Voss of Averland on April 26, 2008, 01:17:48 AM
It was only locked because the Reiklanders didn't like the bombardment and started complaining :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 26, 2008, 05:48:14 AM
Pfff.. sore losers...  :closed-eyes:

When the game's over, it's over...   :engel:

and, being both a Reiklander and an Inquisitor, I had several reasons to ask for a lock....  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 26, 2008, 07:38:47 AM
Hey, could anybody tell me what this thread is all about?   :ph34r:

I simply refuse to read 1100 posts and 44 pages to figure it out...
Read the first two and the last four.
Then ask it again.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 26, 2008, 08:52:30 AM
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 26, 2008, 09:41:52 AM
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:

Whoa now!  Why am i being burned again?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 26, 2008, 10:13:03 AM
Indeed, and when you read it, hurry over the my office at the Sigmarite Church of st. Midaski and pay your tithe son. :engel:

Alright, we got Spiney and Amulus for burning. Who will light the bonfire? I am of for some caskets of fine beer! :biggriin:

Whoa now!  Why am i being burned again?

Who cares. Marshmellows and beer  :::cheers:::  ::heretic::  :::cheers::: around the bonfire...  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 26, 2008, 10:19:47 AM
The inquisition will fall one day and on that day the burgiomasters shall rule the empire and pave the roads with gold, and ulric will smile upon his most faithful.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 26, 2008, 12:03:31 PM
Cal, burnt men tell no lies, so shut up!

I allume Spiney's bonfire:
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Spiney ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 26, 2008, 12:18:27 PM
LOL, more warm tingly feelings
*puts on his new Harry-the-Hammer Tee shirt*

I must say, its nice to be burned for the second time, perhaps if you took time to do the job properly you'd do it in one...

On the flip side I feel the wrathful waters of the great Manann quenching the flames of the inquisition with extreme vengeance for attempting to consume his annointed! Fools! what can your pathetic fires do against the power of the sea god, the lord of the waters will ever defeat the bush fires of your pathetic and irrelevent inquisition...

Another day at the office, another failed burning...

Time for our vengeance, the Church of Manann shall righteously smite the inquisition with the lightning of Manann

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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 26, 2008, 12:25:16 PM
As the trial by google proved it, Slaanesh is your god, you burning agitator, not the unheretic M.
So he won't help you.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 26, 2008, 12:46:49 PM
Nonsense, check out www.spiney.com (http://www.spiney.com), clearly a fishy haven for all loyal subjects of Manann.

I don't know who set that up, but it certainly wasn't me...

How long must we play this foolish game?

Although I must confess a small amount of pity for the agents of the inquisition, poor twisted souls, emasculated by enforced beard removal and condemned to a life of compulsory celibacy under the strictures of their oppressive religion, Manann will not look kindly on your mistreatment of his annointed servant.

Alexander de Wissont, you have been found guilty of offenses against the faithful of the god of the Sea, may he deal with you extremely harshly.

*extends the trident of Manann towards the condemned*

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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 26, 2008, 03:41:00 PM
Use his prayers to protect Wissmont from the unholy powers of Slaanesh used by the Spiney creature.
"Begone foul heathen! fly home with your tail between your legs and tell your true master that you have been decloaked and ransacked! No honest man of the Empire would ever belive you are priest of Manann."
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 26, 2008, 07:08:05 PM
uses two dispel dice to dispel mathi's first prayer, de wissont frys and cal sells him to a sausage factory.
cal then uses his ninja skills to slap mathi around a bit nd then throws him in a random river
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: cal von random on April 26, 2008, 07:09:28 PM
sorry mathi but Ive got one thing to say SUCK ON THAT (in a nice way because it might taste of cookies;))
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hooch on April 26, 2008, 09:11:26 PM
I think it's about time I posted in this truly immortal thread.

[flattery] First off, I'd like to burn myself for nearly rivalling your staggering post count with my game of Hurt and Heal

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::  ::heretic::
  ::heretic:: Hooch  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::  ::heretic::

However, to repent for my sins, I would also like to apply for a position, I came up with an acronym as well  :happy:

Brother
In-chief of
Trial by
Counts
Helstorms

The Trial by Counts Helstorms is a cruel, but a appropriately unfair, test to locate suspected heretics. Two Helstroms are fired at the heretic (every sane Count should include at least two Helstorms, if they do not have a Steam Tank at hand). If the Rockets miss for any reason, the victim is obviously a heretic, for they used blasphemous sorcery to protect themselves from the fiery wrath of the Engineers guild. If the rockets hit, the smear left on the ground is blessed, and all know that the victim was cleansed before he had any proper chance of becoming a heretic.

Those whom the rockets miss, are then duly tied to a novelty rocket, that explodes in multiple colours, a perfect end to another day of heretic trials for the Inquisition.


Hope you'll consider me  :happy:

[/flattery]
Hooch
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 26, 2008, 09:33:08 PM
Like I care, Cal. Sigmar just rescued me, but my robes are wet and my armour is rusty. Thanks a lot. Now I will have to burn you again just so I can dry my clothes.

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Cal ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Ah.... that felt better :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 27, 2008, 01:20:23 PM
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Use his prayers to protect Wissmont from the unholy powers of Slaanesh used by the Spiney creature.
So it comes to this, the high-and-mighty inquisition has gone so far up its own backside that it congregates to blaspheme the other true gods of the Imperial Pantheon. The church of Manann is united in its condemnation of the Vile blasphemer Mathi Alfblut. You think Sigmar can save you from the wrath of the sea god? Only a fool would so blindly follow one deity as to ignore any of the others, let alone infer a connection between the exalted Manann and the cursed powers of chaos.

Have you nothing to say? Will you not recant? You who are so confident in your own god that you wantonly blaspheme the other rightful deities.

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The church of Manann has no quarrel with the cult of Sigmar but we do respectfully suggest that it better trains its inquisitors to respect the rest of the Imperial Pantheon
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 27, 2008, 02:17:03 PM
First of all, I am not an inquisitor per se, but their spiritual guide. Second, it was you, so-called-priest, that refused to admit your guilt and maintained you where of the church of Manann. Now, we must be on our watch for infiltration into that cult by chaos cultists, due to your frequent contact with foreign cultures and most of all norsemen. The fact that you have not condemned the vile deen of cutthroats and pirates that are Marienburg shows that you are getting corrupted.
Your playing with that trident cause us no harm, since we are servants of Sigmar and under his protection. For the second, some here have pathetically tried to claim Ulrics protection. Well, he will give you no respite since I am born in Ulric country and respect him.
Accept your punishments as they have been dealt and ponder your crimes, better to make amend for them. Continued hostility toward the sanctioned Imperial inquisition will not do you any good.
However, you are also attempting to cause me harm in my own church, the church of St. Midaski and in the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.

Did you honestly think you could harm me?

You will get a chance to prove yourself Spiney. Show us that the Church of Manann is a true church, and not just some lipservice to the money. I have punished deviant Sigmarite priest together with Luthor Huss for lesser offenses!
Show that you have passion and frevour worthy of true cults and conduct an honest and true purge of Marienburg! And if the Burgomeister protest you simply execute him for alliance with the Dark powers, for there can be no other reason why a true and faithful servant of the true gods would oppose a holy purge.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 27, 2008, 02:37:17 PM
 ::heretic::    ::heretic::   ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Amulus ::heretic::
 ::heretic::    ::heretic::   ::heretic::

For our newer inquisitors:
Noobs
In
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Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 27, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
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Nonsense, I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate , so Manann is on MY side. :closed-eyes:
All my thanks to Mathi who saved my life. I'll double my taxes given to you, father.
And I suggest to close the entering to our Order, cause one day there'll be more inquisitors than heretics. And than Civil War will erupt...
And Khorne will be the only winner.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 27, 2008, 06:46:09 PM
Now, such a negative look on the matter is not appreciated. Khorne will never win from us. As punishment you shall undergo the trial by cake. And no, it's not a lie.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 27, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
*starts choking a tasty strawberry cake*
[with full mouth]Master, thank you, thank you! Maybe I'm mazochist?[/with full mouth]
And it was not a joke.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Amulus on April 27, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
Now, such a negative look on the matter is not appreciated. Khorne will never win from us. As punishment you shall undergo the trial by cake. And no, it's not a lie.

CAKE OR DEATH!!  The Anglican inquisition!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on April 27, 2008, 10:20:03 PM
You can lock the thread, but you cannot stop the bombardment!

I would like to make a motion that Reikland be defined as meaning Heretic!


::heretic:: Burn Reikland Burn  ::heretic::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 27, 2008, 11:18:39 PM
First of all, I am not an inquisitor per se, but their spiritual guide. Second, it was you, so-called-priest, that refused to admit your guilt and maintained you where of the church of Manann. Now, we must be on our watch for infiltration into that cult by chaos cultists, due to your frequent contact with foreign cultures and most of all norsemen. The fact that you have not condemned the vile deen of cutthroats and pirates that are Marienburg shows that you are getting corrupted.
Your playing with that trident cause us no harm, since we are servants of Sigmar and under his protection. For the second, some here have pathetically tried to claim Ulrics protection. Well, he will give you no respite since I am born in Ulric country and respect him.
Accept your punishments as they have been dealt and ponder your crimes, better to make amend for them. Continued hostility toward the sanctioned Imperial inquisition will not do you any good.
However, you are also attempting to cause me harm in my own church, the church of St. Midaski and in the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.

Did you honestly think you could harm me?

You will get a chance to prove yourself Spiney. Show us that the Church of Manann is a true church, and not just some lipservice to the money. I have punished deviant Sigmarite priest together with Luthor Huss for lesser offenses!
Show that you have passion and frevour worthy of true cults and conduct an honest and true purge of Marienburg! And if the Burgomeister protest you simply execute him for alliance with the Dark powers, for there can be no other reason why a true and faithful servant of the true gods would oppose a holy purge.

I'm still somewhat in the dark about what my "crimes" were, although I think it has something to do with Alexander de Wissont googling some porn...

Errr Mathi, you are aware that Marienburg is the site of the High Temple of Manann, Marienburg is Manann's city we're hardly going to burn it down, any more than you'd volutarily torch Altdorf, esp when we make sooooo much money by hiring out our Navigator-priests to their merchants. Your just jealous that Marienburg takes so much more money than you, after all, it probably isn't any more corrupt than any of the Imperial cities in terms of chaos worship, we don't tend to have much of that in a place where the only thing people believe in is money.

Methinks you're just jealous because the inquisition has no jurisdiction in Marienburg...

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Nonsense, I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate , so Manann is on MY side. closed-eyes
All my thanks to Mathi who saved my life. I'll double my taxes given to you, father.
And I suggest to close the entering to our Order, cause one day there'll be more inquisitors than heretics. And than Civil War will erupt...
And Khorne will be the only winner.
You're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!

And you rescued his miserable backside Mathi! I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately, aside from anything else piracy is forbidden by Imperial law, I'd hate to think that the Church of Sigmar could actively support such activity. The reference to Khorne also makes his true allegiance quite plain, I suggest a true inquisitor burn him right away.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 28, 2008, 08:29:51 AM
I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately
You were never in our ranks.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 28, 2008, 08:52:34 AM


Why aren't I in the Inquisiton yet I mean... I go about burning marshmellows all the time. It's discrimination I bet, just because I live in Hong Kong. I'll let you know Swordmaster is from Hong Kong yea... there is more then one hongkonger here- mind you I'm not chinese.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 28, 2008, 09:24:26 AM
I think you should just burn Mathi ...............

The man's a raving psycopathic looney - he thinks I am saintly


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 28, 2008, 12:36:06 PM

You're really not helping your case are you de Wissont? If you're a pirate you're already on Manann's hit list (vile Stromfels worshipper!) and then you close your post by appealing to Khorne!

And you rescued his miserable backside Mathi! I appeal to the true followers of Sigmar to eject this miscreant from their ranks immediately, aside from anything else piracy is forbidden by Imperial law, I'd hate to think that the Church of Sigmar could actively support such activity. The reference to Khorne also makes his true allegiance quite plain, I suggest a true inquisitor burn him right away.
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy, only that he is believed to be Mannan's war aspect. And while giving some money to the Mannannite church each time I go to sea, I'm a true Sigmarite.
And read my post correctly, Spiney. I referenced to Khorne as the worst thing that can happen to us.
And I'm a privateer. I attack only ennemies of my country.
Look it up in wikipedia!
And half of my money belongs to my masters. The High Inquisitors and my master, Obi.
And Midaski isn't saintly, he's holey.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 28, 2008, 01:06:30 PM
Well, I never heard about that Stromfels guy,

He's the villain (Curt Jurgens ? ) in one of the James Bond movies I think ..................  :icon_wink:



And Midaski isn't saintly, he's holey.

Actually I think you are digging a hole for yourself Alex - are you wholly sure that I am not whole, or are you venerating me as holy ..........

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 28, 2008, 01:28:46 PM
Then try to burn me guys!
Sigar is on my side, on mine, who never mispelled altar.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 28, 2008, 02:32:57 PM
Thanks for pointing it out, Spiney! Yeah, something is fishy here. What...

HE SPELLED SIGMAR WRONG!!! :icon_eek:

Damn it! And I saved your arse! And you confess being a pirate at that, but that is minor anyway. Had it not been for other suspicious issues I could have arranged for a Letter of Mark in the name of the Chruch of Sigmar.
I hope we can start to build a better relationships between our cults, Spiney. Would you mind assist me in my holy work with this misdoer?

  ::heretic:: ::heretic::::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Alexander de Wissmont ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Never EVER mispell the name of our holy Lord! :ph34r:

Ah, but you are true aswell Midaski... I have been somewhat overzealous lately and need to make amend.
Therefore, as I take my own confession and ordain Trial by fire. Sigmar will pick me out when I have been chastised enough. So, drag the wood together, I am a priest and need a big fire!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Mathi Alfblut  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Damn... that hurt... :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Nicholas Bies on April 28, 2008, 02:56:05 PM

We all good now?


Orange Whips guys?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 28, 2008, 04:11:52 PM
Yuck. Anyhow, my padawan, I suggest you move to Hochland. The people there also have spelling issues...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 28, 2008, 04:17:27 PM
Hochland...
Must be a nice place...
Now, knowing that a TRUE heretic can burn a TRUE inquisitor, I'll take my hollyday.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 28, 2008, 06:44:04 PM
Ouch... damn these burn damages... Why did you wait so long my lord Sigmar?

Well, Wissmont, you will probably do better in Hochland. But mind you, spell Sigmar right the next time will you?

Anyway, have we... ouch... sorted out most stuff now? I mean, I need to take sickleave for a week or two and place myself in the care of the Shallya hospital of St. Rufus.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Hooch on April 28, 2008, 06:48:10 PM
Yuck. Anyhow, my padawan, I suggest you move to Hochland. The people there also have spelling issues...

Oi, wahts rong wiv rou spleign in Hohcland?!?!  :ph34r:



Surely you meant Stirland, more backwards than us I'd say.... :engel:

Hooch
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 06:57:33 PM
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 28, 2008, 07:06:03 PM
The cult of Stromfels is banned in the Empire, you are correct in suggesting he is a more warlike version of Manann, but his connection with Piracy has lead to the cult being outlawed and actively persecuted by all true followers of Manann. Now that appropriate penance has been exacted by your superiors as long as you renounce your piracy immediately and recant your worship of the blasphemous Stromfels deity I'm sure we can come to some arrangement... :happy:

Now a little advice on the finer points of semantics. If one engages in privateering then it is not generally wise to stroll around saying things like "I'm a Nordland-born Sartosan pirate". A pirate and a privateer are quite different things, for instance one is a lucrative business and the other is punishable by death...

And although we at the Cult of the Sea god are not quite as trigger happy as the inquisition, we would like you to note that the correct spelling is Manann, not "Mannan" or "Manaan" as has been elsewhere seen...

Anyhow, now thats all sorted I think more co-operation between the Inquisition and the cult of Manann would be splendid
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 28, 2008, 07:17:03 PM
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"

 :happy: The Inquisition seems to be pointedly ignoring the cloacked fanatical figure. I guess they're probably mistaking him for one of their own already. It's hard to figure out new candidates when everyone sounds fanatical.  :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 28, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
Hey... all our agents are busy... look at all the burnings thats going on...

Together with that we also need to write official appologies to the church of manan and keep track of all the paper work that comes with a burning...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 28, 2008, 08:12:52 PM
*A cloaked figure makes his way to the back temple, bright eyes peering out from the darkness of the cloak. Only a small symbol of sigmar on the shoulder of the cloak gives away his allegiance*

His voice is calm, and almostfanatical sounding... "Is this where i can find the Inquisition..?"
If you are not here to kill us

Yes  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 08:28:22 PM
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*

I wish to join your ranks. Enemies and heretics be damned. I want them all purged from our lands! I have sigmar's favour with heart and hand and sword and shield I will defend the empire from the foul force abundant in this world!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 28, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*

I wish to join your ranks. Enemies and heretics be damned. I want them all purged from our lands! I have sigmar's favour with heart and hand and sword and shield I will defend the empire from the foul force abundant in this world!

Well he knows where the "Shift" key is, but doesn't know when to use it with Proper nouns.... That's a mark against him... but he does turn a pretty phrase... that should raise the quality of the posts around here...


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on April 28, 2008, 09:08:57 PM
*The young priest lowers his hood, bright eyes blazing with fires of devotion*


So far, you've described a young Anakin Skywalker... ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 28, 2008, 09:14:41 PM
HighPriest Rian is now an Honorary member of the Inquisition

Just remember to capitalize Sigmar's name and you will fit right in here

Dont mind the beastmen roaming the halls... they won't hurt you if you don't hurt them

And the cats cries, just try to ignore them...


 :::cheers:::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 09:42:05 PM
Thank you, my Master  :happy:

I will serve the Inquisition well. My soulfires will torch the weak of will and foul at heart.  ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 28, 2008, 10:12:48 PM
Good, good. But remember that an inquisitor must meet out chasticement toward himself when needed in order to keep to the true path. He should not shun away for putting himself on Trial by fire, for if he is worthy, Lord Sigmar will protect him. Even if he sometimes choose to wait for a while...arrgh, them burns...

Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.

*Looks suspiciously toward the newcomer.

Ah, young and eager, great promise. Hmm... but does he have the stamina needed? Does he have the strength of will needed? I suggest he should also serve as a choirboy in the Church of... darn, now that Midaski have officially claimed he is not a saint we need to find a new name for the Church. Bugger...

Anyway, the Inn that lies in the cellar of the hospital of St. Rufus has yet to be named properly. I think Midaskis cellar would be fitting.
Now, if Rufas aka Ironmonger could ensure a steady supply of the finest dwarf beer we should have a profitable buisness around that would give a much needed economical support to our work. All this timber ain´t for free!

*Shuffles away to write a letter to Rufas asking for him to manage the supply of beer for the Inn "Midaskis cellar".

Ah, but the problem with the churchs new name still remains. Anyway, can I have my choirboy?



Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 10:26:22 PM
*Rian shuffled uncomforatbly at the title "choirboy"*

Shall i go to the hospital, and help out with the production of the dwarven Mead? I have had many dealing with the stunties during my training in the temple, and am fairly confident of dealins with the little folks. I even have a stick on beard that makes them more comfortable in my presence  :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 28, 2008, 10:30:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c

 :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 28, 2008, 10:48:10 PM
Dont mind the beastmen roaming the halls... they won't hurt you if you don't hurt them

As long as you're not wearing the open backed robes they give out to the first years.  Thats just askin' for trouble with the slaanesh worship and all.

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And the cats cries, just try to ignore them...

Wait... nobody can actually speak cat can they?

 :icon_eek:

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on April 28, 2008, 11:11:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c

 :biggriin:


I really did almost fall outta my chair! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 28, 2008, 11:27:21 PM
*Looks suspiciously toward the newcomer.

Ah, young and eager, great promise. Hmm... but does he have the stamina needed? Does he have the strength of will needed? I suggest he should also serve as a choirboy in the Church of... darn, now that Midaski have officially claimed he is not a saint we need to find a new name for the Church. Bugger...

Anyway, the Inn that lies in the cellar of the hospital of St. Rufus has yet to be named properly. I think Midaski's cellar would be fitting.
Well, it's good we have young Rian in the hospital,  We need a good soprano, and they tend to outgrow the part so fast.  The surgeons say there is a quick and simple procedure to keep him sing the high notes indefinitely. Young Rian has shown such a desire to serve the Inquisition that he certainly won't mind.  Right?..... Rian?.....  I didn't know the boy could run so fast. 

The hospital and the basement in should be named in honor of Midaski, as it is his tab that provides the beer.  The 50,000 kegs that I stole from Lord Firmshaft are my private stock.  Midaski is not really a saint.  He is more of an anti-saint.  But Anti-Saint Midaski's (remember, the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe).  As I was saying Anti-Saint Midaski's is a bit awkward.  So we can call the establishment St. Midaski's.  The disconnect between the name and his warped personality can be one of those Inquisition insider jokes.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 28, 2008, 11:49:16 PM
I didnt know the Inquistion was so rife with homo-erotic humoour  :mellow:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on April 29, 2008, 03:04:31 AM
No my post was castrati humor.  PhillyT's post was homo-erotic, but then again he never answered my question about the cats.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Wyzer1 on April 29, 2008, 03:12:20 AM
I didnt know the Inquistion was so rife with homo-erotic humoour  :mellow:
To be fair Philly isn't exactely apart of the Inquisition...

And normally we aren't, but we take good jokes wherever we can get them  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 29, 2008, 07:25:03 AM

................ but we take good jokes wherever we can get them  :laugh:

Don't forget to tell the rest of us when one finally arrives...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 29, 2008, 07:29:10 AM
Alright, we keep the name St. Midaski. I just recived a letter from Volkmar who wrote that he had been unable to stop laughing for half a day and that he and Franz had decided it must stay, if for nothing else to prove that Sigmar has a sense of humour.

And in the end, Midaski is more kickass than many saints ever where, and it is never bad to have a kickass patron. :engel:

Alright, seems Rian is nor fitt for the choirboy thing. Well, make him holy brewer apprentice then. Now, of you go and help Rufas. Since the Church is still known as St. Midaski, we name the in in Rufas honour.
Rufas bar of brews?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 29, 2008, 07:43:25 AM
There is only one flaw in the plan: why would let rufas bring beer, then sell it ourselves, so we can buy wood from rufas  :?

And we do not know if Rian is legally allowed to drink yet, so I think the job doesn't suit him well. We could put him with marshmallow supplies though. Some more things: he's in there twice and not a Noob In The Ways of the Inquisition (on the roster, that is)

Dendo can speak cat though. He's a wizard, surely he has mastered the lore of beasts...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 29, 2008, 09:26:01 AM
Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.
I think we could manage that, what's the name of your ship Alexander de Wissont?

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Ah, but the problem with the churchs new name still remains. Anyway, can I have my choirboy?
For that comment alone, by all that is good and pure you should be chained to a cannonball and thown over the side, just because the church of Sigmar is based on the catholic church of history doesn't give you the right to emulate some of their worst faults.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 29, 2008, 09:36:57 AM
*Young Rian breathes a audible sigh of relief as he is not designated "chiorboy". I doubt my ass would hold up to that level of violation. Taking his leave, before there is a changed of minds, he makes his way outside, and on towards the church, keeping his back towards the wall, just incase*

*As he wanders down the street, he spots a black cat, and wonders if this is one of Philly's lovers*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 29, 2008, 12:50:10 PM
Give Mathi a break Spiney! He's still burnt! Wait till next week!

And this would be 1000 for me, but it's the Back Table *sigh*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 29, 2008, 02:21:28 PM
Anyway, now if Wissmont have learnt his lesson, maybe the cult of Manann can present him with a letter of marque so he can conduct the legal activites of a privateer. Would solve some issues methinks... But he better have a supervisor with him in the beginning.
I think we could manage that, what's the name of your ship Alexander de Wissont?

Sigmar's Holy International Trading Ship :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 29, 2008, 04:28:41 PM
Thanks for the support Obi... the pain from my latest self-inflicted chasticement is still hurting.
And what was that about me being after more than a choirboy? I merely need someone with a better voice than me. It´s all that smoke form all them pyres that have ruined it. And now you accuse me of unspeakablae acts when all I asked for was a decent choirboy... grumble...
I guess this mean I will have to make do with them cats. At least they can vail properly, but they always runs helter skelter suddenly, as if some beast of chaos was nearby.

Ah... I guess you will have to put up with my hoarse whiskey voice in the future aswell... Time for prayers and psalmsongs:

"Sigmar bin uns ein grosses burg...!"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 29, 2008, 05:05:46 PM
I should think given Wyzers link above your choirboy reference was pretty self-explanatory.

Anyhow, try some of this seaweed balm, great for burns and all manner of ailments :)

As it happens I've just returned from the Imperial palace, after getting the Emperors signature on a letter of marque

The Emperor and the Matriarch of the Cult of Manann,

to all and singular Admirals, captains, castellans, and to their lieutenants, and to all officials and clergy of the Cult of Manann, keepers of ports of the sea and other maritime places, and to majors, bailiffs, constables, provosts, and officers, and to masters and owners of ships, and mariners, and also to victuallers of ships, and to all other our lieges and subjects, whether on land or at sea, within liberties or without, to whom these presents shall come,

Greeting. Know ye that we have granted and given to our well-beloved Alexander de Wissont, master of a certain ship called Sigmar's Holy International Trading Ship liberty to equip in the ports of the cities of Altdorf and Marienburg, at his own charge, the aforesaid ship with as many mariners, men-at-arms, and handgunners as shall be necessary for his navigation and defence at sea against our enemies, whosoever they may be, and for subduing, capturing, and destroying the same; and liberty to set forth with the same ship, so equipped, upon the sea for the purpose aforesaid. And we will that whatsoever he, Alexander de Wissont, succeed in winning, gaining, and having by capture from our enemies aforesaid, he may have and keep for his own proper use, without claim or hindrance by or from us, or our heirs or ministers, or the ministers of any our heirs whatsoever. Provided always that he pay deference to the god of the Sea and provided that under colour of this licence he, Alexander de Wissont, his mariners, men-at-arms, and handgunners aforesaid, neither do nor permit to be done any violence, hindrance, or hurt to any who are in friendship with us.

Witness the Emperor and the Matriarch of the Cult of Manann on the 5th day of Sigmar-Tide.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on April 30, 2008, 06:58:03 AM
 :icon_eek:
Wyzer, Rufas why do you have the same avatar? It's so confusing... :icon_confused:
And, if I remember well, you're not Canadians, that's right?
 :icon_redface:

EDIT:
Oh and let's burn Adrian, author of this topic: About the Walter (And it wasn't about W. Matthau).
So:
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Adrian  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on April 30, 2008, 07:17:32 AM
I think it has someting to do with Calvin.... and him switching their avatars.... maybe... dno... the answer must be somewhere on the forum.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on April 30, 2008, 07:25:48 AM
Nice sharp action there, Wissmont! Adrian should pay more attention now!
Now you can take the Inquisitions work out on the high seas aswell!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 09:18:01 AM
The Canadian flag was implemented by Calvin, because of some remarks about Canada Rufas and Wyzer1 both made...

Never mess with the tech mod...

Or the tax mod..

Or the library mod...

Or the mod down under...

Or the Emperor, for that matter...

In short : Don't mess with a mod....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on April 30, 2008, 09:19:29 AM
STOP POSTING STUFF AT THE POINT IM PLANNNING TO SAY IT!

jeez, midaski just did it and now you did too, soth :cry:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 09:34:20 AM
Comfort yourself with the thought that it is a sign of great minds thinking alike....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Spiney on April 30, 2008, 09:55:26 AM
Just a note, remember that while on the High seas you are on Manann's territory, the fleets of the Sea God will be watching you
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on April 30, 2008, 11:13:40 AM
To be fair Philly isn't exactely apart of the Inquisition...

Thats true, I just live in the basement, third door on the left, the one with the dung wadded under the door.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 30, 2008, 12:53:52 PM
Comfort yourself with the thought that it is a sign of great minds thinking alike....

Or multiple people stating the obvious...   :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 30, 2008, 02:02:59 PM
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 30, 2008, 02:17:26 PM
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context  :engel:

The new guy said what? LOL That's hilarious!  :happy:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
Fools seldom differ could also be used in this context  :engel:

*puts on big bad mothaf*cka voice*

Who is you calling a fool, boy ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Merrick on April 30, 2008, 03:26:31 PM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on April 30, 2008, 03:33:23 PM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:

Just go back a couple of pages - you didn't miss much.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 30, 2008, 03:41:16 PM
Just go back 46 pages - you didn't miss anything ................


 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 03:53:22 PM
Just go back 46 pages - you didn't miss anything ................

Where's the one interesting page then ?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on April 30, 2008, 03:56:20 PM
Page 47 is not complete yet, so I didn't count it ...........

However you are right I should not have been so scathing .............

......... I must have made a few reasonably humorous posts somewhere in all those pages.  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathias von Hochland on April 30, 2008, 04:06:44 PM
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3 (http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=3)

I thought this would be appropriate for the inquisition...

*Mathias runs and hides before he falls into the dark clutches of the inquisition*
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on April 30, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
Burn and torture!

Life as a witchhunter is good =)

As a secodn though, how would you give a witchhunter feel to your empire army??
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on April 30, 2008, 04:51:39 PM
Check out the Empire collector's guide.

There a fine Witch Hunter army in there.

Of course, most of the models used are OOP now....
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Albrecht Hexenjaeger on May 02, 2008, 03:56:42 AM
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g119/hexenjaeger/spanishinq0go2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 02, 2008, 09:15:20 AM
So bring the comfy chair!
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: warhammerlord_soth on May 02, 2008, 10:54:26 AM
No !  :ph34r:

I beg of you, not the comfy chair... next thing you'll be applying the soft pillows... have mercy !!!  :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 02, 2008, 01:37:52 PM
Maybe you're right, bonfires are much more human methods.
 ::heretic::
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 03, 2008, 09:31:56 AM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
What do you mean 'we'. You're a heretic. You do not belong with us.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 03, 2008, 11:09:26 AM
Can sumbody find a heretic to burn? The topic is becoming boring...
For the fun, pleease. :unsure:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 03, 2008, 01:29:38 PM
Burn Alex!  ::heretic:: Burn Alex!  ::heretic:: Burn Alex!

There you go.  Excitement.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 03, 2008, 01:54:37 PM
Can sumbody burnt twice in two pages? I doubt. :biggriin:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Perambulator on May 03, 2008, 02:36:51 PM
Can sumbody burnt twice in two pages? I doubt. :biggriin:

You're tempting them to consider it...  :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 03, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
What? Burn Alex? For what are you accusing him jlutin? He only asked us to raise our vigilance and find the the heretics that always move among us. They never ends, there are always more. All you need is to look hard enough. Are you questioning this, jlutin? Watch out so you do not loose your head. I heard someone was inventing a magnificently efficient headchopper, wait... it was called guillotine or something... funny, sounds like your name... :Ohmy:

Hey, you know what have happened because of this contraption? It is said to be so potentially efficient that the executioners guild have threatend to go on strike because of this! It can cause a potential upheaval in society since you will need less executioners for doing the same job more efficiently. But we cannot accept an upheaval of the honest executioner profession! The status and stability of this noble guild is of utmost importance the the stability of the Empire!
Since you may very well lie behind this contraption, and in your arrogane even naming it after you, merely thinly disguising your name with some outlandish twists, I suspect you lie behind it!

Maybe not heretical per se, but do I not sense the treads of the The puppetmaster here, trying to cause upheaval in our society through indirect means. Well, we can only be sure if we take one action. If you are innocent, Morr will grant you a special place. Sigmars blessing be with you!
jlutin... Thou shalt die by fire!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: jlutin  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on May 03, 2008, 11:57:39 PM
Wait, we have a new guy?
And he's funny?

What have I missed in these weeks without internet... :roll:
What do you mean 'we'. You're a heretic. You do not belong with us.

Hey Spammy ( :wink:), lay of Minty Eight. Eight, anytime you want you can cover yourself in hair and swing over to the Minotaurs, but you'll need to start scanning the net for beast models to post.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: jlutin on May 04, 2008, 12:57:12 PM
See...  Excitement!

<Runs off too the hills spreading flowers, apple seeds and bits of candy>
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 05, 2008, 12:06:06 AM
Watch out so you do not loose your head. I heard someone was inventing a magnificently efficient headchopper, wait... it was called guillotine or something... funny, sounds like your name... :Ohmy:
I would like to point out, that as efficient as this new fangled guillotine may be, it would wreck havoc with Nordland's long standing plans to clear more acreage for food crops by meeting the Inquisition's demands for high quality firewood.  This new invention could result in a drastic spike in unemployment among wood cutters, lengthen the que for peasant homesteads, provide hiding spots for feline molesting beastmen, not to mention put a strain on MY financial holdings.

Now, I would first like to point out that it is a well known fact that only fire can remove the stain of heresy from the unfortunate soul.  If these evil doers get sent to the after-life with little more then a flick on the neck, they will smugly walk around Morr's Gardens thinking they pulled one over on us and they will end up hogging all of the good tables in the best after-life café's.  Only a good burning will put these souls in there places.

Now I am willing to leave the theological issues aside and propose a much fairer test to determine which method of execution is superior.  I have twenty unfortunate common criminals to be dispatched.  I have no doubt that each method will accomplish the relatively simple business of snuffing the "subjects"  The prize shall be won by whichever executioner produces, using only their implements of destruction, the most perfectly toasted marshmallow.  I shall call this test "Trial By Marshmallow"
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Alexander de Wissont on May 05, 2008, 06:26:46 AM
Every army can create some form of "uh oh" unit.  Even Skaven, although the rats are the weakest there.  The most common cause of that reaction from Empire is the War Alter, not the steam tank.  Of course that is a character, which may not be what you meant.  Most severe reactions involves dangerous characters, even if joining a dangerous unit.  Blood Knights are bad news.  Blood Knights joined by a Lord and a BSB are a whole different level of bad news.
A heretic found. So, Rufas, how should we punish him?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 05, 2008, 09:11:29 AM
Arrr... another one! Well, how about that Trial by marshmallows? :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 05, 2008, 05:31:00 PM
No, no, no!  Trial by marshmallow was only a special case.  The guillotine was totally incapable of  producing a toasted marshmallow, although it did produce a congealed blood marshmallow, burning by the finest Nordland firewood is appropriate.  I am not sure Dabber needs burning as it seems he is merely pointing out tactics, but timber sales has been off so, what the heck.

May Morr have mercy on his soul.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 05, 2008, 05:51:59 PM
Rufas... you can't go around and say "may morr have mercy on his and that's soul" when we are a Sigmarite organisation. It just isn't appropriate  :-D
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 05, 2008, 06:15:18 PM
It is a mark of good breeding to respect all of the Imperial gods.

I've been meaning to have a word with you about your worship of this god "Arnie"  I can't seem to find  mention of him in any of the ancient religious texts.  But that photo in your cell bears a striking resemblance to a minor Khorne deity known as the Terminator....

Well?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 05, 2008, 06:48:08 PM
In my cell?... you mean you have been in my bedroom without my permission... (quickly hides the titanium skulls in a drawer)... They are only for study of course!..

Oh and the Arnie character is of course just a reknowned Master engineer from Altdorf I tell ya! :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on May 05, 2008, 09:23:46 PM
Thats it, as a summer project I am making the cyber engineer out of those necron in my storage room.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 06, 2008, 04:19:51 AM
Breaking News, Stop the Presses!

After years of investigating, we finally have a inconvertible proof of Lord Midaski's long term plans to sell his soul to the Lords of Chaos in exchange for....

As it follows Sigmar is the only man ever to rise to divinity but is it possible that it can happen again ..........

I'm hoping it will .....................
While it is the absolute truth that Sigmar rose to divine status, it is an assault to all reason that Lord Midaski, whom is not fit to serve as Sigmar's spittoon, could hope of achieve true divinity.  It is well known that the Lords of Chaos often tempt the powerful with the delusion of divinity.  Those who follow this path, have a minuscule chance to obtain the status of a minor Daemon serving the great Daemon Lords in some demeaning capacity.  But the vast majority of these fools will end up as mindless spawn or worse as a kitten in the presence of PhillyT.

Either Lord Midaski is in league with the Lords of Chaos to bargain his soul and the Imperial Treasury in exchange for an eternity as PhillyT's bitch, or he has the extreme arrogance to believe himself to the equal of Sigmar.  In either case the only recourse is the purifying element of flame. (Provided by the finest quality Nordland timber at our everyday low prices.)

I hereby call upon Lord Midaski, Chancellor of the Exchequer, to come forth into these hallowed halls of the Inquisition to defend himself.  Anyone else would be summarily burnt, but in deference to Lord Midaski's position, we shall allow him the chance to make his pathetic excuses before the burning.  It should be good for a laugh.

In addition, we will also be burning FVC for knowing too much about matters better left alone.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 06, 2008, 08:39:34 AM
Yeah! Well spoken! I want a laugh before I start with lengthy process of tearing down a building a new church! :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 06, 2008, 08:53:56 AM
[dramatic woman's movie voice]NO! NO! NOOOOOOO![/voice]
Yes! I love fun after a good holiday. It puts of the drag of work.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 06, 2008, 01:50:32 PM
Every army can create some form of "uh oh" unit.  Even Skaven, although the rats are the weakest there

There is no such thing as Skaven! They are simply mis-identified beastmen by soldiers who have succumb top the stress of battle, and are simply in need of a good rest. Those that continue to make claims about rat people will be presumed to be tainted by Ch.. Ch.. by those fould evil beasts, and shall be burned in the purifying flames.

Also, regarding the burning of Lord Midaski. Some claims from Nuln are state that using large bellows when burning increases the temperature of the flames. They also suggest various "gasses" can be added to a burning to make fancy coloured flames!

I know those from Nuln walk a fine line with their "engineering" believes, but i feel strongly that they may be acceptable in this regard, as Sigmar would surely want us to burn heretics in the empire in as dramatic fashion as possible?

With sword in hand; with my brothers I'll stand
To guard the Altdorf walls.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: McKnight on May 06, 2008, 02:11:27 PM
Highpriest... Go back to Inquisition school...

Only the uneducated and foolish peasants in our glorious empire believes that there are no ratmen..

Of course there are ratmen.. called Skaven!... And its our job to kill them if they interfere with our work...
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 06, 2008, 05:07:48 PM
Yeah. Where have you been anyway?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on May 06, 2008, 05:38:52 PM
Of course there are ratmen.. called Skaven!... And its our job to kill them if they interfere with our work...

So if they don't interfere then you will leave them alone?  And where exactly will they live ah?  Not in my basement!

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Mathi Alfblut on May 06, 2008, 06:34:15 PM
You stupid beast! They will come to your basement first! Why do you think we let you live in the basement in the first place?
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: PhillyT on May 06, 2008, 07:16:51 PM
Well...

I am going to need some bigger cats... please.

Phil
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 06, 2008, 07:54:56 PM
Grrr... there are no such thing as Skaven. As proud members of the inquistion you should uphld that "view". If the people of the empire found out about a secret race of rat-people in the grounds below their feet ther would be chaos.. and no cats left for Philly
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Rufas the Eccentric on May 06, 2008, 10:10:51 PM
Lord Miidaski is ignoring the summmons.  Further proof of his guilt. 

Using bellows to increase the heat of the clensing fire has long been known.  Lord Ironmonger of the Salzenmund Ironmongers Guild ran a demonstration project some time ago.  It burned the heretics too quickly, reducing their suffering, and more importantly it burnt the marshmallows to toast.  A nice bed of coals and slow roasting produces the best results.
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: HighPriest Rian on May 07, 2008, 08:04:48 AM
Another issue, but how does Lord Midaski's ward save affect the burning? Maybe we should get a magi from the colleges to bring us some dispell scrolls for the Barbeq.. burning
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Midaski on May 07, 2008, 08:49:38 AM
Lord Miidaski is ignoring the summmons.  Further proof of his guilt. 


Listen you scrawny excuse for a mage/general - you don't summon me. :icon_evil:

One gentle push from my finger and you and the whole tabernacle are gone for ever .............

The Chief Justices would throw your petition out anyway as you have summoned someone who I doubt even exists - what sort of scribes have you got working for you if you cannot even prepare the paperwork properly. :icon_rolleyes:

Actually I suppose "Lawyers R' US" is struggling at the moment:
 - the property market has crashed in Nordland - all that sub-prime timber they use,
 - Madame R's is probably struggling as most Marienburgers are wetting their knickers and too scared to raise a glass let alone anything else  :icon_wink:
 - you must fear for your well-being since Larry, Moe etc were turned into a stew.
 - you keep getting your ass handed to you by Suzy Dendo - you had better make sure you decline any challenge from Wiss' Wife, that would just be too embarrassing.
 - following the last Mid-Atlantic Bash jibes, it must also be particualrly galling that the Western European Two-Day Bash is now looking at an attendance of some 15 members.
 - and finally I hear Two-Ton Sally has consulted Perambulator about suing you for defamation to the tune of $2million as she insists she is and only ever has been 1.76 tons.

As to your pathetic accusations - I see no evidence that will stand up to any scrutiny.
Indeed it could be more easily interpreted either as a desire to see Sigmar himself rise again, or for a new hero of the Empire to appear and finally crush all our enemies and then ride off into the sunset and achieve his true recognition - a true Son of Sigmar.

Your asumption I was talking personally is twisting speculation to the limit and indeed I am somewhat disheartened that the Inquisition has not considered an internal investigation over this sort of sedition. McKnight seems to be the only one aware of the dangers, but you chose to ignore his warning of incurring my wrath. It's a pity certain other Inquisitors are so easily swayed by your insane rantings.
I doubted its competence from the beginning and always felt that it was open to infiltration and corruption by evil forces.


When the glorious forces of Kislev deign to visit Nordland this summer, we will be bringing our own superior timber with us, and you Nordlanders should remember you are just junior hangers-on in the League of Free Traders, and speak when you are spoken to, and jump when my Boyars give you orders ...............

 :engel:
Title: Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
Post by: Obi on May 07, 2008, 10:24:42 AM
lol


Unfortunately, you have overlooked some things:
a) we are the sigmarite empire army
b) nobody cares about rufas disappearing  :engel:
c) we have considered internal investigation, but due to recent events we have lost faith in the IA-team.
d) there never was an IA-team