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Offline rufus sparkfire

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The Burning Issue
« on: April 13, 2008, 10:18:59 PM »
The long-threatened newsletter of the Sigmarite Inquisitorial something-or-other has at last arrived! Ignore it at your peril...

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/library/danse/inq.php

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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 10:51:43 PM »
As part of the list of GWs heretical acts worthy of the bloodiest of pogroms, I would've counted the elimination of Black Industries as an act of heretical misdeeds. They get a slight save by allowing Fantasty Flight Games to continue the publishing of Dark Heresy and WHFRP (we'll spare the boot and ratcage). But the use of this news to bolster sales of Dark Heresy (and indeed all of BL products) through fear of scarcity was truly an act of guile.

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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 11:25:10 PM »
Oooooh, I managed to get myself burned, lol, I can't even remember why. Well it doesn't seem to have done me any harm now does it ;)

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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 12:56:11 AM »
because we dont get enough of it in the Back table?
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 09:15:36 AM »
Ah, I see! All the hard and voluntary work put out by the Church of Sigmar, especially the congregation at the Sigmarite church of St. Midaski and St. Rufus hospital have been totally ignored! Not to mention the volunteer service my own humble person executed in handling some accute heretic matters, among them saving, with help from our most holy lord Sigmar himself, the rescue Inquisitor Obi from the clutches if Cal von Random (hereby known as Cal von Hereticus) and the speedy burning of Helborg.
Now, we priests of Sigmar struggle on faithfully, serving our congregations, listening to confession, ordaining fitting acts of repenting as well as picking up our hammers and smiting the heretics wherever they are found!
But all these acts goes unoted.
Alas, though, the true reward can come from non but Sigmar himself :engel:
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 09:33:36 AM »
Fear not, my fellow Inquisitor... for if not in fact, then at least in spirit you are that...

A large number of recent events was not mentioned (The Wyzer heresy for example), which no doubt will get their place in future installments of this publication.

BECAUSE IF THEY'RE NOT, WE'RE RESIGNING FROM THE INQUISITION !

Just kidding though.. I applaud all the hard work that obviously has gone in writing this up...
Have one  on Midaski's tab.  :::cheers:::
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 01:15:41 PM »

BECAUSE IF THEY'RE NOT, WE'RE RESIGNING FROM THE INQUISITION !



Promises promises ..................  :icon_wink:

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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 02:38:27 PM »
aaaarh rufus nice  :-D :::cheers::: have one on me now for posting it!

Now... i only have one remark... Madame R's coupon ticket is missing!! ::heretic::
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 02:40:24 PM »
Now... i only have one remark... Madame R's coupon ticket is missing!! ::heretic::

There wasn't one in the copy I had. If you send me the image, I can add it.
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 02:56:01 PM »
Lol rufus. I just noticed your new name.
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 03:23:06 PM »
It should be... Its in the last text box on the last page...
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 03:45:32 PM »
It should be... Its in the last text box on the last page...

Well, I don't have word on this computer, so I don't suppose the version I was able to open looked anything much like the original... and there's no coupon.
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 02:58:53 PM »
Aw man, you changed your name back.
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Re: The Burning Issue
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2008, 04:24:25 PM »
hmmm i don't have it as a picture file anymore...  :roll:
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